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It's Harrison Ford's Birthday So Let's Enjoy Some Shameless Thirst

By Kayleigh Donaldson | Celebrity | July 13, 2020 |

By Kayleigh Donaldson | Celebrity | July 13, 2020 |

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Harrison Ford — Han Solo, Indiana Jones, Oscar nominee, one of Hollywood’s most recognizable faces, notorious grouch, former carpenter to Joan Didion, lover of crashing his own planes, Mr. Ally Macbeal, one of Carrie Fisher’s hottest conquests — is 78 today. Happy birthday!

While the current pandemic has forced us all to slow down, Ford himself has no plans to do so. He’s got a FIFTH Indiana Jones movie in the pipeline, with James Mangold taking over the directorial reins from Steven Spielberg. We hope he enjoys today, but let’s be real, today was mostly an excuse for Twitter and perverted individuals such as myself, to unleash the thirst traps.

Look, times are tough, let me have this.

Besides, it’s not as if ‘Harrison Ford is mega-hot’ is a controversial opinion. I have a theory that everyone — EVERYONE — is attracted to at least one version of Harrison Ford, be it Indy or Han or Rick Deckard or Jack Trainer from Working Girl or whatever floats your boat. I have let my ahem… appreciation of this fine thespian be known to the world whenever the occasion calls for it.

Speaking of our late queen Carrie…

Get it, girl.

It’s also Patrick Stewart’s 80th birthday today, so I tried desperately to find a picture of Solo and Picard together. And here it is!

Come on, Pajibans. Bring appreciation today. We could all use a happy break.

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Kayleigh is a features writer for Pajiba. You can follow her on Twitter or listen to her podcast, The Hollywood Read.

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