Harrison Ford — Han Solo, Indiana Jones, Oscar nominee, one of Hollywood’s most recognizable faces, notorious grouch, former carpenter to Joan Didion, lover of crashing his own planes, Mr. Ally Macbeal, one of Carrie Fisher’s hottest conquests — is 78 today. Happy birthday!
While the current pandemic has forced us all to slow down, Ford himself has no plans to do so. He’s got a FIFTH Indiana Jones movie in the pipeline, with James Mangold taking over the directorial reins from Steven Spielberg. We hope he enjoys today, but let’s be real, today was mostly an excuse for Twitter and perverted individuals such as myself, to unleash the thirst traps.
Happy 78th Birthday to Harrison Ford! (July 13, 1942) pic.twitter.com/JNwr7MHtyc— Classic Hollywood (@CHC_1927) July 13, 2020
Young Harrison Ford. That's it. That's the tweet. pic.twitter.com/otb1ICdRna— 𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑙 (@bluegreenera) July 13, 2020
Harrison Ford practicing his whip skills. pic.twitter.com/BavdvCEIb4— Julieta451 🏳️🌈 (@Julieta451) July 13, 2020
In celebration of the great Harrison Ford's birthday, I'll be mostly looking at this today… pic.twitter.com/VaYqBbYL1a— Donna Rees (@DonnaARees) July 13, 2020
Harrison Ford is 78 today and I've wanted to marry him since he was 50. Here's to us, lover. pic.twitter.com/6jZWfqGelU— Megan Leigh (@leganmeigh) July 13, 2020
Look, times are tough, let me have this.
Besides, it’s not as if ‘Harrison Ford is mega-hot’ is a controversial opinion. I have a theory that everyone — EVERYONE — is attracted to at least one version of Harrison Ford, be it Indy or Han or Rick Deckard or Jack Trainer from Working Girl or whatever floats your boat. I have let my ahem… appreciation of this fine thespian be known to the world whenever the occasion calls for it.
Temple of Doom is certainly not the best Indiana Jones movie but, if I may be uncharacteristically shallow, it was the absolute peak of Harrison Ford being the hottest man who ever lived. pic.twitter.com/6h0kgnsHMk— Kayleigh Donaldson (@Ceilidhann) May 25, 2019
Carrie Fisher refused to leave this world without letting everyone know she fucked young Harrison Ford and I respect that. pic.twitter.com/jjlRChsddm— Kayleigh Donaldson (@Ceilidhann) July 13, 2017
Speaking of our late queen Carrie…
carrie fisher & harrison ford + star wars premieres pic.twitter.com/DnXs10Zi9w— mandy (@leiasflyboy) July 10, 2020
Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher talking during the filming of Star Wars : A New Hope (1977). pic.twitter.com/KQQvwegu1O— CineMagic 🎥 (@Cinemagic8) July 10, 2020
Get it, girl.
It’s also Patrick Stewart’s 80th birthday today, so I tried desperately to find a picture of Solo and Picard together. And here it is!
Birthday boys. pic.twitter.com/MRRodWkKJb— Kayleigh Donaldson (@Ceilidhann) July 13, 2020
Come on, Pajibans. Bring appreciation today. We could all use a happy break.
highly recommend this google search: harrison ford halloween pic.twitter.com/9oOEsfeGpY— Toby Herman (@tobyherman27) May 19, 2016
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