If 'Absolutely Bloody Not' Could Be Summarised By a GIF

I never knew I needed a scale for ‘absolutely bloody not’ until today. And I didn’t just realise I needed a scale, I also found its top end. Like, if something’s ‘absolutely bloody not’ factor could be measured on a scientific spectrum, then we need look no further than this absolute mad lad, moving a wasp nest with his bare hands:

Removing a wasp nest
byu/Affectionate_Cat293 inSweatyPalms

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