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'Saturday Night Live' Has a Mikey Day Problem

9 Celebrities We Wish We’d Never Heard Speak Their Thoughts Out Loud

Get Ready to Have 'Parks & Rec' Ruined For You Forever

'Jackie' Review: One of the Best Movies of the Year, and One of the Best Biopics Ever Made

Jennifer Lawrence Apologized For How She Is 'Perceived'

'Spider-Man: Homecoming' Looks Like a Burst of Fun But... Is That It?

Sofia Vergara Is Being Sued By Her Embryos and Yes, It's Time to Be Terrified

Showrunners Are Finally Getting Tired of Using Rape As a Plot Device

Amy Schumer Is Totally Bungling This 'Barbie' Body Conversation

What the Year's Most-Used GIFs Tell Us About 2016

Ryan Murphy Just Apologized to All Women In Hollywood For The Bullshit In Their Industry

Matt Damon Still Can't Take Criticism

Here's the Song That Should Have Been In the 'Hamilton' Mixtape

Hey, This Is a Thing That Happened: Stephen Bannon Once Wrote Weird, Space-Age Erotic Shakespeare Fanfic

The Second Annual Guide to Shopping Local, the Pajiba Way

Just How Far Up His Own Butt Can Mark Wahlberg Go?

Checking In On That Doomed 'Star Trek' Show I Promised I Was Done Caring About

Elizabeth Banks Continues to Take Over All of Television, Is Now Bringing Lindy West's Memoir 'Shrill' to TV

The Weird Hovering Presence of 'Office Christmas Party' In This Week's 'SNL'

Jennifer Lawrence Sure Does Know How Make Headlines (As Usual, It Involves Her Butt)

7 TV Show Companies You Definitely Don't Want to Work For, I Don't Care How Good Their Benefits Package Is

A Trump Surrogate Just Said 'There's No Such Thing As Facts.' Are My Ears Bleeding? I Feel Like My Ears Are Bleeding

Here's the Email That Got 'Bojack Horseman's' Weirdest and Maybe Best Episode to Air

James Gunn's 'The Belko Experiment' Is Basically a Corporate 'Purge' and If That Doesn't Sound Awesome Then I Don't Understand You

Trying Not To Be Terrified of Our Future on World AIDS Day

Doesn't Tilda Swinton Know Not to F*ck With 'Harry Potter' Fans?

Well, This Is Terrifying: Trump Now Has Access to Nation-Wide, Unblockable Group Texting

Mary Berry Joins the US 'Great British Bake Off,' Which Is Almost Enough to Make Us Think That Won't Be a Total Soggy Bottom

Why Do We Even Bother Trying to Keep Up With Peak TV?

Hold On, Are Lin-Manuel Miranda & The Rock Best Friends Now?

Twitter Had a Lot of Feelings About THAT THING THAT HAPPENED At the End of This Week's 'Shameless'

Dan Rather Is a Voice of Courage & Reason In the Time of Trump

Oscar Campaigners Can No Longer Sway Academy Voters With 'Excessive Entertainment,' Might Actually Have to Back Good Movies

Oh, Just Another Day of Johnny Depp Being the Absolute Worst

Imagining a World In Which We Can Talk About the Wage Gap Without Including Amy Adams In the Headline

We Finally Know Which of Rory's Boyfriends Was the Definitive Worst on 'Gilmore Girls'

This Just In: A Lot of Famous Men Are Assholes

Who's Sitting At Your Fantasy Thanksgiving Table?

Tobey Maguire Is Stepping Up As the New Leader of Leonardo DiCaprio's Gross Wolf Pack Boy Club

'Loving' Review: Quiet, Caring, Dignified, Heartfelt. Sounds Pretty Good Right About Now, Doesn't It?

A Reminder: Barack Obama Is Still Our President, And He Just Awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to 21 Awesome People

The Alt-Right Wants to Set Up an SJW-Cleansing Professor Watchlist. Yeah, Twitter Has Some Thoughts on That

Chrissy Teigen Is Really Sorry If Her Vagina Ruined Your Day

If Only Mike Pence Weren't An Actual Danger to the World, His Law School Comic Strip Phase Might Have Been the Weirdest Thing About Him

Hold On, So Tessa Thompson ISN'T In 'Star Wars' Now? Goddamn Nerfherders!

Steve Bannon Literally Just Compared Himself to Satan

Do You Have Too Much Money & A Holiday Shopping List Full of People You Hate? The Cheetos Store Is For You

A Reminder That Your Favorite TV Siblings Are Still a Real-Life Couple

Is There Anything In the News That Doesn't Have to Do With Trump?

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Knows You're Making Fun of His Fanny Pack & He's Cool With It. He Even Wants to Help

2016 Has Its Official 'Word of the Year' and It's Depressing as Hell

Alright Let's Do This. Cats: Are They the Best or the Worst?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Idea of a Serious Relationship Hasn't Evolved Since Puberty

If Leonard Cohen's Songs & Stories Weren't Already Making You Cry, Here They Are In Beautiful Animation

Dave Chappelle's 'Cut For Time' SNL Sketch Is About As Weird As You Could Hope For

Lin-Manuel Miranda Has a Secret Disney Project In the Works. Time to Speculate Wildly!

These Young Joe Biden Pictures Will Make You Feel Patriotic In Your Pants Area

One of the Most Mocked Television Scenes of All Time Has Finally Been Explained

Let's Find Some Silver Linings In the Top Grossing Indie Movies of 2016

What Makes a Good Biopic?

Mike Pence Is Getting The Trolling He So Fittingly Deserves

We Were Wrong About Which 'Parks & Recreation' Character Trump Is

Brett Gelman Leaves Adult Swim Over Their Misogyny Even Though He's-- Get This-- Not Even a Woman or Anything

Emmy Rossum Shared the Disgusting Anti-Semitic Tweets She's Getting In Trump's America

JK Rowling Thinks We're All Gonna Love Johnny Depp's 'Fantastic Beasts' Performance. I Have Some Bad News For Her

Looking Down the Ballot: Remember, A Lot of Important Non-Trump Things Happened On Tuesday

People Magazine's Coverage of the Trump Win Is Absolutely Sickening

Is Anything Fun On the Internet Right Now?

We Will Not Be Intimidated: 7 Things Journalists Would Love to Do With a Rope & A Tree

Fuck You, Dave Chappelle, That's Not What Consent Sounds Like

Sophie Turner's Choice In Dudes Is a Little Disappointing, Isn't It?

It Was a Big Week For Open Letters and Too Many Feelings

Do You Want to See Jennifer Lawrence & Darren Aronofsky Share a Lollipop? Too Bad, It's Happening

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! The 'Hamilton Mixtape' Is Here and It's Glorious

Aubrey Plaza & Michael Cera Almost Got Married, Which I Guess Also Means They Dated Once

Joe Biden Is Really Leaning Into His 'Disappointed Grandpa' Persona

The Woman Accusing Trump of Raping Her at 13 Was Bullied Into Canceling Her Press Conference Today

Finally, a 'Woman of the Year' We Can All Get Behind: Bono

IMPORTANT NEWS: Lindsay Lohan Has an Accent Now, Is Totes Cultured

Why Can't We Have Just One Halloween That's Not Mired In Racist Bullshit?

Yes, Women Are Laughing At Those Poor Men Who Just Discovered What Birth Control Side Effects Feel Like

Your Internet Boyfriend James McAvoy Was Seen Kissing Someone Else. Just Thought You Should Know

Stop Everything and Watch Barack & Michelle Obama Give Us the Gift of a Beautifully Awkward Thriller Dance

8 Television Characters Who Are a Total Halloween Bummer

Isn't This Space Thriller 101? Don't Poke the Alien Organism!

Michael Douglas Just Super Uncooly Outed Val Kilmer's Battle With Cancer

7 Worlds I'd Rather Visit Than Westworld

Daisy Ridley Has Some Thoughts On That 'Rey Is a Mary Sue' Bullcrap

'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Continues Its Streak of Pitch-Perfect Halloween Episodes

Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Lawrence Are Both After Your Zelda Fitzgerald Box Office Dollars

Well, This Is Awkward: Watch Trump's 2008 Love Letter to Hillary Clinton

This Bill Murray/Tom Hanks Picture Feud Is the Dumbest Thing On the Internet Today

Amber Tamblyn Tackled Trump, Misogyny, and Her Own Pregnancy Announcement In One Spectacular Essay

CBS Hit the Final Frontier of Dream Crushing: Bryan Fuller Is Out As Showrunner On That New 'Star Trek' Show

Sledgehammering the Shit Out of Trump's Walk of Fame Star Is the Most Cathartic Thing You'll See Today

6 Things You Might Have Missed In That First 'Gilmore Girls' Trailer

'Blacks For Trump' Would Be Hilarious If It Weren't So Devastatingly Awful

This Texas County Commissioner Has Made the Perfect Political Ad

Another Week, Another Edition of 'What Was Amy Schumer Thinking?'

'Jessica Jones' Season 2 Set Just Sent a Big F*ck You to Hollywood's Lack of Inclusivity

'Hamilton's America' Wasn't Enough? Here's Where You Can See the Show's Stars Next

Oh, You're Planning to Dress as David S. Pumpkins For Halloween? So Is Everyone Else

Literally No One Believes Donald Trump Turned Down Sex With Salma Hayek

All the Mundane Things I'll Never Do Thanks to a Childhood of '90s Horror Movies

Benedict Cumberbatch Is Preggers Again. Time For Weird Baby Conspiracy Theories: Round 2

'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Has a Fantastically Foul-Mouthed Gag Reel

Hold Up, The New 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' Isn't Live? What's the Point Then?

Jennifer Lawrence Doesn't Exactly Have a Type, Does She?

Here Are 85 of Hillary Clinton's Actual Considered Campaign Slogans. They're All Terrible

Human Perfection Elizabeth Warren Tells Trump to Put On His 'Big-Boy Pants,' As If That's Even a Thing He Owns

Ooh, Target, You Came THIS Close to Totally Nailing Your Marvel & 'Star Wars' Halloween Costumes

Amy Schumer's Not Interested In Taking the High Road After That Florida Show

Someone Made a Naked Hillary Statue & Women Shut That Shit Down

Oof, These New 'Gilmore Girls' Posters Are Not Great

Brangelina's Ex-Bodyguard Just Gave Us All an Early Christmas Present

We Shouldn't Be Mad at the New 'Great British Bake Off' Short List, Right?

Melania Trump Just Said the Words 'They're Asking For It.' Really. Like, Actually Really

'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Has a Depressingly Upbeat New Theme Song

What Were Trump Fans Expecting From an Amy Schumer Show In the First Place?

13 TV Couples Who Taught Us the Art of Arguing

'The Late Bloomer' Review: DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE

A Trump-Free, Only Good Things Edition of Pajiba Love

Human Garbage Lou Dobbs Doxxed a Trump Accuser and Pretended to Apologize

Someone Needs to Fact Check the Debates, and That Someone Should Obviously Be Ron Howard

Add 'Love of Comic Books' To the List of Bullshit Reasons People Get Kicked Off of Airplanes Now

John Cho Asks If We Think He's Sexy LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW US

Here's Where Season 3 of 'Black Mirror' Is Taking Us

There's a 'Sexy Ken Bone' Costume Because We Don't Know How to Love Something Without Ruining It Immediately

Wait, What? Donald Glover Is a Dad?

Oh, F*ck You, Morgan Spurlock

Glenn Beck Gets Almost Reasonable & Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Kind of an Asshole: Dogs & Cats Living Together! Mass Hysteria!

Angelina Jolie Is Suing Perez Hilton, Who Responded With As Much Class As You'd Expect

This Trump Surrogate Had the Exact Wrong Response to a Wash U Abuse Survivor's Tearful Interview

Seth Meyers' Debate Coverage Is So Great They Had to Release It Early

A List of Thank You's On World Mental Health Day

If You Were Wondering How Trump's Relationship With His Daughter Could Get Any Creepier...

Lena Dunham Knows She's Part of the Problem & 'The Daily Show' Slayed Fox News' Racist 'Garbage Attempt at Comedy'

'Birth of a Nation' Drew a Silent Protest Tonight

Sean Penn Made Out With Vincent D'Onofrio's 24-Year-Old Daughter and We'd Like to Trade These Eyeballs In For Unsullied Ones, Please

Why Is Melissa Etheridge Inserting Herself Into the Brangelina Divorce? How is This Necessary?

Welcome to the Era of 'Poop Feminism'

The 'Han Solo' Spin-Off's Female Lead Shortlist Should Come With a Warning Attached

Constance Wu Shared Her Thoughts About That 'Mail Order Family' Show And Twitter Wasn't Having It

Congratulations to Jennifer Garner & Brad Pitt on Their Definitely Not At All Made Up New Relationship!

Jordan Peele (As In 'Key and') Made a Horror Movie and It Looks TERRIFYING

Some Old Trump Tweets About Taxes That Look Mighty Different Now That We Know He Doesn't Pay His

Milo Ventimiglia Got Wet and Shirtless For Breast Cancer, So No Need to Feel Guilty About the Objectification

Put Off By the Rape and Violence In 'Westworld'? Evan Rachel Wood Says We'll Get 'Context' For That

Happy Birthday to the the Entirety of My 90s Youth

Nate Parker Says He Was 'Vindicated.' Does He Have Any Idea How He Comes Off? Does He Care?

'Westworld' Discussion: What Is the Question You're Not Supposed to Ask?

Mindy Kaling's Awful Brother Says She Plays a 'Slut' As a Last Grasp For Attention

Alicia Machado Responds to Trump's Twitter Meltdown & Everybody's Trying to Bang Tom Hiddleston

Congratulations NBC, You Might Have Your Worst Idea Yet

Like It Or Not, 'Lip Sync Battle' Isn't Going Anywhere

And Now For the Greatest Political Anthem of Our Time: 'The Hillary Clinton Shimmy Song'

Yeah, Maybe It's Okay For Some Celebrities to Stay Out of Politics

Trump's Bobby Newport Parallels Aren't Exactly an Accident

How Is Celebrity Serial-Assaulter Vitalii Sediuk Not In Prison?

Warren Beatty Says He Didn't Sleep With 12,775 Women But Also Maybe Isn't the Best at Math

About That Time Mickey Rourke Challenged Usain Bolt to a Race at 3 A.M.

Here Were the Most Googled Words During the First Presidential Debate

It's Only September and Halloween Has Already Been Ruined

You Can Help a Child in Need By Punching Martin Shkreli In the Face. Seriously.

And Now, Tom Hiddleston Looking Dapper and Sad With a Bunch of Fancy Dogs

Debate Distraction: Love Is Dead Edition

'Making a Murderer's' Steven Avery Is Getting Married to an Actual Human Woman

Trump Continues His Transformation Into the Darkest Timeline's Bobby Newport

Oh Hooray, Chelsea Handler's Racist Mouth Hole Decided to Weigh In On the Brangelina Divorce

We Just Got Way Too Clear of a Window Into the Mind of a Trump Campaigner

If You Ditched 'Agents of SHIELD' At Any Point, This Week's Premiere Was Worth Checking Back In For

Beard or No Beard: What's Your Lin-Manuel Miranda Objectification Preference?

Can We Talk About the Bullshit Ending of 'Bridget Jones's Baby'?

You Already Know How Hugh Grant Feels About Sex Scenes, Don't You?

Science Is Giving You Permission to Care Too Much About Celebrity Breakups

Jimmy Fallon Is Defending His Trump Bit & Samantha Bee Is Destroying the Country

A Video For Everyone Who Has No Idea If Their Voice or Their Vote Can Actually Matter

Daniel Radcliffe Doesn't Do Euphemisms: Hollywood Is 'Undeniably' Racist

Asshole of the Week: Whoever Stole Amanda Abbington's Purse While She Was Busy Accepting Her Emmy

Well, Tom Hiddleston Seems to Be Moving on Pretty Swiftly

Here's the All-Female 'Archer' Porn Parody You Never Ever Wanted

Mark Wahlberg Is Changing Tactics (But Still An Asshole) On That Whole Hate Crime Pardon Thing

I Swear I'm Not Lying to You: 'Bridget Jones's Baby' Is Actually Really Great

Woe Is the White Male Character, For He Is So, So Alone

OH HELL YES. Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn Is Getting That 'Suicide Squad' Spinoff

Jonah Hill Doesn't Want to Hear Your Weird-Ass Sexual Fantasies. This Should Be a Given

Hillary Clinton Just Asked Trump 20 Direct Questions & We Can't Wait to (Never) Hear the Answers

Our New Hero: This Woman Who Got Trump to Actually Shut His Face Hole

White House Women Are Demanding to Be Heard With a Simple, Brilliant Strategy

What In the World Could Tom Brady Possibly Have Against Strawberries?

Just Imagine the Terrifying Dystopia of Internet Hyperbole Made Real

Stan Lee's Biopic Is Going to Be an Action Movie? Sure, Why the Heck Not?

The Winchester Mystery House & the Crazypants Heiress Behind It Are Finally Getting Their Movie

That Time Bradley Cooper Decided to Talk to Michelle Obama About His Junk

Seriously, Who Thought We'd Want to Watch Ryan Lochte Dance With Anyone?

Brie Larson Is Stoked to Fill the Female Role Model Void

Gabrielle Union Is Saving Nate Parker's Ass At TIFF

7 Reasons Why You Should Be Reading 'Squirrel Girl' RIGHT NOW

Well This Is Just Sad: Martin Shkreli Is Picking Fights With Captain America Now

Stop Reducing Women to the Cut of Their Pants

Netflix's Dual 'Amanda Knox' Trailers Are Pure Speculative Brilliance

Odell Beckham Jr. Is the Only Person With No Opinion on Lena Dunham's Opinion of Him

Here's Everything That Could Possibly Be Said About Some Pictures of Taylor Swift Leaving the Gym

Everything's Coming Up Barb!

Ranking All the Musical Numbers From 'A Very Murray Christmas'

Some Brie Larson Fans Accused Her of Supporting ''Room' But For Dolphins'

Stan Lee Has Some Deliciously Catty Advice For DC Movies

'Stranger Things' Season 2 Is Adding Some More Killer '80s Archetypes

Well, This Is an Unusual Feeling. Here Are 9 Things That Might Actually Make You Like Shia LaBeouf

Can Someone Please Tell Marilyn Manson That His Opinion on Johnny Depp's 'Crucifixion' Isn't Needed?

'New Girl' May Have Found the Most Ingenious/Stupidest Way to Hide a Pregnancy

Amy Schumer Played the Cosby Card. This Might Be Too Much to Come Back From

Gabourey Sidibe Isn't Here For Your Phony Weight Loss Before & After Pics

Watch Amy Schumer Annihilate a Sexist Heckler

Silicon Valley + Reddit + Strippers = The Douchiest Story of the Day!

This Season's Amazon Prime Original Pilots Are Too Good to Keep Ignoring

'Shameless' Season 7 Has a Trailer & New Poster

Nate Parker Admitted Empathy and Consent Weren't Really Things He Had to Think About

#VeteransForKaepernick Is a Needed Reminder That Sometimes the Internet Is Pretty Okay

Oh Good, Karen Gillan Has Been Deemed a Tough Enough 'Girl' to Be In a Movie About a Magical Board Game

It Turns Out 'The Leftovers' Has Been Severely Underusing Margaret Qualley

Nothing Says 'High School' Like a Creepy Naked Dude Ruining Your Day

Twitter's Most Touching Memories & Tributes For Gene Wilder

So Can We Just Be Done With Comedy Central Roasts Now?

Gene Wilder, Shaper of Our Dreams, Is Dead at 83

Can Anything Derail a Trial Faster Than Putting Taylor Swift on the Jury?

Are You Watching the Very Best 'Previously On' Segments On Television?

Dr. Drew Got Fired, Probably for Being a Terrible Person Who Shouldn't Be Allowed to Say Words In Public

All the Roles Sarah Paulson Could Reasonably Play in 'Ocean's 8'

'Captain Marvel' May Have Narrowed Its Director Shortlist Down to Three Awesome Women

Amber Heard's Swift Response to Johnny Depp's Bullshit Power Play Is PERFECTION

Johnny Depp Found One Last Way to Be Total Garbage to Amber Heard

Ben Schwartz Confirmed That 'Parks & Rec'/'Stranger Things' Crossover Theory You've Been Fantasizing About

8 Pictures of Leslie Jones We Actually Should Be Looking At Today

Is There Any Chance We Can Get Scott Eastwood to Stop Saying Words?

All the Things We Can Assume Are Inverse to a Trump Vote

Thanks, Variety, For This Totally Unnecessary Nail in the Coffin of Nate Parker's Public Opinion

Please Don't Look Away From Netflix's 'Audrie & Daisy'

Here's to Four Decades of Helen Mirren Not Taking Any of Our Sexist Bullsh*t

Vin Diesel & The Rock Have Entered the 'Extreme Passive Aggression' Stage of Their Fight

Nick Offerman Thinks We Don't Want to Hear About His Sex Life. He Is Wrong

Speedo Just Dumped Ryan Lochte & Daniel Radcliffe Has Some 'Really F*cking Racist' Friends

Don't Ask Women Questions About Their Bodies If You're Not Ready For a VERY Detailed Answer

Better Choices For the New Mary Jane, According to the Internet

'Dramaworld' Is 'Pleasantville' For Our Entitled Fandom, Shipping-Obsessed Times

Harrison Ford Is Going to Eat Jared Leto Alive and We All Get to Watch

Gee, It's Almost Like the Special Treatment We Constantly Award Athletes Encourages Them To Be Assholes

A Bunch of Good News & Cute Baby Animals to Get You Through a Garbage Week

Should Tweets Get You Fired?

Shocker: The Worst Internet Trolls Are Really Super Boring In Person

Tilda Swinton Is Taking Baby Steps Towards Hearing Those 'Doctor Strange' Criticisms

Simone Biles Won 4 Gold Medals & Kissed Zac Efron. She Is the Happiest Teenager On the Planet

A Tribute to the Intense Loneliness of Marge Simpson, As Told By the Creator of 'Bojack Horseman'

A Reminder That One of the Internet's Worst Human Trash Fires Still Writes For Amy Schumer

Whatever You Think of Kevin Smith's Movies, He Continues to Kill It In the Dad Department

The Internet Isn't All Bad: Raising Awareness With Hot Actors and Puppies

Let's Celebrate Jennifer Lawrence's Birthday With a Whole Bunch of Internet Backlash

SNL's Shake-Up Could Be a Step Towards Creating the Show We All Keep Asking For

'Florence Foster Jenkins' Is the Perfect Anti-Blockbuster & Anti-Election Season Relief

Hugh Grant Thinks Monogamy Belongs In the Bible, Not the Bedroom

Which Wildly Successful Movie Did Hugh Grant Turn Down?

Hugh Jackman's Instagram Shows What Lighting/Possibly Makeup/The Human Aging Process Can Do

Rachel Bloom Would Like to Remind You That Hollywood is Terrible and Everything Is Garbage

Well, At Least UnREAL Knows How Badly It Messed Up This Season

Ben Folds, Samira Wiley & The End of Sunday Funday: Here's What We Know About 'You're the Worst' Season 3

Robert Downey Jr, King of Dad Jokes, Is Just Trolling Tom Hiddleston Now

NBC & The Olympics Are Still Trying to Figure Out What to Do With Womenfolk

Dustin From 'Stranger Things' Singing Showtunes Is What We All Need More Of In Our Lives

'Gotham's' New Recasting Decision Will Make Your Skin Crawl

The World Hates Taylor Swift More Than Bill Cosby Because Perspective Isn't Our Strong Suit

How Has Hollywood Not Learned: This Diversity Thing Doesn't Have to Be This Hard

The TCA Awards Do One Cool Thing That Deserves Way More Attention

Wait But Why? A 'New Girl'/'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Crossover Is Happening

Is Anyone More Forgettable Than Scott Eastwood?

It's Almost Impressive How Clint Eastwood Managed to Double Down On His Own Awfulness

IMPORTANT: Keri Russell & Matthew Rhys Are Generously Letting Us Gape at Their Beautiful Nerd Love

Jared Leto Is Just Actively Refusing to Let Us Like Him Now

Mathew McConaughey's New Career Goal: Chill, Southern Donald Draper

Well Done, Orlando Bloom. We Hadn't Even Realized We'd Forgotten About You

It's Really Hard to Choose a Worst Moment From This Disgusting Clint Eastwood Interview

Actually, It's About Ethics In Movies We Haven't Seen

Daisy Ridley Has Left Instagram, Thanks to a Bunch of Gun Maniac A-Holes

Sesame Street Is Doing Major Damage Control After Realizing Fans Actually Care About Humans Sometimes

While Auditioning For the Role of Tom Cruise's Scientology Wife Is Not the Time For Honesty

Please Guard Your Hearts For Patton Oswalt's Beautiful, Terrifying Description of Grief

What We Need to See In Channing Tatum's Sexy Merman 'Splash' Remake

Don't Worry, Kids. You Can Still Be a Beauty Queen Even If You're Kinda Racist

This Is What Happens When the GOP Tries to Get In On the Meme Game

Has 'UnREAL' Become Too Terrible a Show to Ever Be Saved?

Raise Your Hand If You've Ever Felt Personally Victimized By Bradley Cooper

Hold Up, Are We Getting a Furiosa Line of Hot Topic Clothing?

'Absolutely Fabulous' Revels In Its Frivolity, But Can't Transcend It

Exactly What 'Family Values' Got This T-Shirt Banned From Walmart?

Women, Please Do Not Take Gynecological Advice From Celebrities

Please Don't Binge-Watch Season Three of 'Bojack Horseman,' Or It May Destroy You

Our First 'Gilmore Girls' Trailer Wants Very Badly to Remind Us We Are All Lorelai

Please Oh Please Oh Please Let This Story About Sean Hannity Be True

Yes, We All Fantasize About Slapping Justin Timberlake. Please Don't Ever Actually Do It

Wait, Did No One Explain to Lupita Nyong'o What a Spoiler Is?

Paul Feig's Next Project Will Tackle One of the Weirdest Stories In Fashion Industry History

Jeremy Renner's Awfulness Just Keeps Spiraling Out of Control: Deadbeat Dad Edition

Oh Look, It's That Thing We All Wanted 'Vinyl' To Be

A Line By Line Breakdown of Everything Gross & Wrong With Trump's Defense of Roger Ailes

What Better Way to Defend Your Female Characters Than To Call Your Fans 'Pussies'?

Yup, Margot Robbie Thought That Vanity Fair Interview Was 'Really Weird' Too

10 Comic-Con Cosplayers Who Clearly DGAF About Personal Comfort

We Have a Captain Marvel and It Feels Too Perfect to Be True

Leslie Jones Wants to Remind You That 'Freedom of Speech' Doesn't Mean What You Think It Means

'Captain Fantastic' Is The Perfect Liberal Hippie Socialist First-Date Movie

'Veep' Just Lost an Emmy Over 10 Seconds of Footage

Heads Up, 'Hamilton' Fans! Daveed Diggs Is Coming to 'Black-ish'

It Takes An Incredible Evil to Make Glenn Beck Sound Reasonable

John Cho Explains His Three Reservations About Making Sulu Gay

A Reminder to Anyone Who Thinks Leslie Jones Ruined 'Ghostbusters': The Original Ghostbusters Hate You

What the Pajiba 10 Would Have Looked Like If Voting Had Started Two Weeks Later

Shut It Down, The Taylor Swift Defense Has Officially Jumped Every Shark

Meet Nickelodeon's First Married Gay Couple!

Literally Nothing Makes Me Feel More Out of Touch Than Selena Gomez

Johnny Depp's 'Super Group' Is a Whole Lot Less Super Than We Might Have Guessed

Need a Good Laugh? These Pictures of a 'Women Vote Trump' Rally Have You Covered

Leslie Jones' Twitter Mentions Are Sickening, Which Is Exactly Why We All Need to See Them

William Shatner Wants Us to Remember That He Is a Garbage Fire of Human Waste

Jenny McCarthy & Tara Reid Are Fighting Over the Title of Most Embarrassing Mess

11 Great Female Friendships We Just Want to Live Inside

The Week's Best, Worst, and Most Embarrassing Pokémon Go Stories

How to Be Human Garbage, Courtesy of This Body-Shaming Playboy Model

Break Out Your Tiniest Violins For This Poor Sexist 'Wonder Woman' Artist

A Pajiba Confusion Primer: Am I Sexist If I Don't Like the New 'Ghostbusters'?

Can Someone Please Explain the Witchcraft Behind Kristen Stewart's Terrifying Dress?

Tituss Burgess Has Written Exactly One Yelp Review and It Is a Scathing Delight

Okay, Let's Do It. Let's Talk About 'Orange Is the New Black' Season 4

Blake Lively Says It's 'Very, Very Dangerous' To Talk About Woody Allen's Personal Life

Forbes' List of the World's 100 Highest Paid Celebrities Will Make You Feel Woefully Out of Touch

What Kind of Bullshit Is This? 'Fast & Furious' Won't Let Helen Mirren Be Fast OR Furious?

Jared Leto Just Articulated Everything We Find Disturbing About His Acting Methods

Who Are You to Judge Adele's Pizza-Related Demands?

Admitted & Proud Clickbait: This Post Involves the Words 'Aya Cash,' 'Sex,' and 'Nudity'

We're Getting a New 'Jessica Jones' Book & It's Not Even Our Birthday

The 6 Coolest & Weepiest Takeaways From This Weekend's Big 'Hamilton' Farewell and Afterparty

How Long Before Alanis Morissette's Baby Forgives Her For Giving Her This Name?

A Genuine Lack of Understanding of This Summer's Movie Posters

A 'Get Off Our Lawn' Round Up of All the Shit You Were Too Old For This Week

Match the Celebrity to the Super Gross Quote a Male Journalist Has Written About Her

Prep Your Gag Reflexes: Woody Allen and Justin Timberlake Are Teaming Up

This May Surprise You: George Takei Calls the Idea Of a Gay Sulu 'Really Unfortunate'

You Guys, Mischa Barton Is So Sad

Emily Ratajkowski Guts Piers Morgan's Sexist Tweet

There's a Lot to Hate About That Margot Robbie Profile, And Twitter's Got All of It Covered

We Almost Lost Sarah Silverman Last Week

A Flurry of Tears, Happy and Sad, For Lin-Manuel Miranda's Last #Ham4Ham Show

Leave It to Piers Morgan to Get Us to Defend Tom Hiddleston & Taylor Swift

We Finally Have the Perfect Words to Describe How Terrible We Are to Pregnant Celebrities

Meet the Real-Life Posterboys of Punchable Mediocrity

Sorry For the Inferiority Complex, But This 9-Year-Old Just Signed a Four Book Deal

The Hiddleswift Romance Is a Lot More Interesting If You Choose to See the Illuminati Conspiracy Behind It

You Don't Need to Know Anything About Squirrel Girl to Know Anna Kendrick Needs That Role

Stacey Dash Maybe Isn't Such a Funny Joke Anymore, Called Jesse Williams a 'Hollywood Plantation Slave'

The Continuing Saga of Leslie Jones vs. Fashion Designer Jerkfaces

For All the Celebrities Who Try to Convince Us They're 'Just Like Us!', Margot Robbie May Actually Have Done It

You Know Hiddleswift's Love Is Pure and True Because of the INSANE Amount of Money They've Spent Proving It, Right?

Calvin Harris Could Give a Master Class In How Not to Handle a Breakup

Everything You Thought You Knew About Wizardry Is Bullshit! J.K. Rowling Just Introduced a New Sorting Quiz

We Need to Talk About Appropriate Levels of Investment In Celebrity Gossip

Get Out of Here, Johnny Depp, No One Wants Your 'Surprise Appearances'

We Finally Have an Answer to Our 'Game of Thrones' Magical Teleporter Questions

Rory Gilmore and Michelle Obama Got Together to Talk About Books, And Yes This Is a Safe Space to Fan Out Like Crazy

Winona Ryder Deftly Navigated the Johnny Depp Conversation

What Happened to These Celebrities' Beautiful Faces?

On Its Birthday, 6 Things You Might Not Know About 'The Devil Wears Prada'

Ariel Winter Doesn't Give a Crap What You Thought of Her Terrible, Terrible Dress

The Absolute Dumbest Tweets Opposing This Week's House Sit-In

A Realtime Meltdown Reaction to the Horrific New 'Ghostbusters' Theme Song

Add 'Leonardo DiCaprio's Vape Stink' to the List of Things Hillary Clinton Has to Put Up With

Amy Poehler Is Getting In On the Comedy Misandry Game

Paul Feig Is Proposing a Franchise We Can Get Behind

28-Year-Old Crone Elizabeth Banks Was Deemed Too Old to Kiss 27-Year-Old Spider-Man

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Justin Theroux Wants to Be Mayor & The Avengers' Paychecks Are Even More Imbalanced Than You Thought

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Tom Jones Wants to Know If He's Black & Trevor Noah Is Out For an Emergency Surgery

Shia LaBeouf Would Like to Tell You About All the Times He's Been Arrested, Just In Case You Forgot How Super Tough He Is

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Tracy Morgan Returns to Standup & T.I. Says the Loch Ness Monster Could Be President Before Hillary Clinton

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Ronda Rousey Will Murder the Next Person to Call Her Fat & Shia LaBeouf Talks, Just Not to You

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Never, EVER Tell Natalie Dormer She Looks Like a Muppet Pig

Kelsey Grammer And His Disturbing Anti-Choice/Pro-Gun T-Shirt Can F*ck Right the Hell Off

'Pan' Is a Big Sloppy Mess of WTF That Occasionally Stumbles Into Something Resembling Art

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The Disappointing Reason Why This Christina Hendricks Ad Was Banned In the U.K.

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Disney Didn't Let That Horrible 'Lava' Short Stop Them From Making Their First Hawaiian Princess

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Everything We Know About Jared Leto's Weird As Hell On Set 'Suicide Squad' Behavior

How Ashley Judd Found Out a Ton of Other Actresses Shared Her Exact Story Of Sexual Harassment

Nicole Kidman Has Some Troubling Thoughts On How to Shoot Painful Sex Scenes

Grace Jones Looked For a Soul Inside Lady Gaga and Came Up Empty

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Finally, the Most Thankless Job In the Marvel Universe Is Getting Its Due

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The Dangerous, Sprawling Implications of 'The Leftovers' Great 'Perfect Strangers' Conspiracy

Those Selfie-Obsessed Sorority Girls Would Like To Show You What the High Road Looks Like

The 'Serial' TV Show Team Truly Believes It Will Make History. They May Not Be Wrong

Jennifer Lawrence Loves Peeing In Sinks & Sandra Bullock May Have Adopted a Baby Girl

Old Men vs. Teenage Girls: Who Deserves Your Mockery More?

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Candace Cameron Bure Doesn't Know What Words Mean, Says Twitter Trolls Are 'Raping' Her

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Tom Brady Is Tired Of Everyone Making Fun Of His Trump Support: He Doesn't Even 'Enjoy' Politics

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Marion Cotillard Is Not a Feminist, Justin Bieber Is Not a Taco & Billy Eichner Doesn't Know What 'Latino' Means

A Sexy Reminder That When Applied Correctly, a Mustache Can Be a Hell of a Thing

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Michael B. Jordan Shows Us What a Celebrity Apology Done Right Looks Like & Courtney Love Wasn't Invited to Her Daughter's Wedding

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Matt Damon Considers 'Daredevil' & Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks Stephen Colbert Should Look Into Anal Bleaching

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Don Draper Is Coming Back to Television, But Something About This Seems Fishy

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The Men Of 'The O.C.' All Have Baby Fever & Josh Brolin Is Sick of Ryan Gosling's Fake, Silly New York Accent

The First One's Free: Netflix Reveals It Knows Exactly How Long It Takes To Get You Hooked

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Matt McGorry's Epic Mulleted Dance Moves Will Rock Your World

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Add the Dalai Lama to the List Of Men Who Just Don't See the Point of Unattractive Women

Meet the Most Hated Man In America, In All His Popped-Collar Hedge Fund Horribleness

Amy Poehler's Smart Girls Completely Owned the Emmys Red Carpet

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Jon Hamm Thanked His Dog & Jennifer Westfeldt, In That Order

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Brad Pitt Bought a Nazi Motorcycle & Prepare to Feel Shamed Into Respecting Tom Hardy's Privacy

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Can Someone Convince Mindy Kaling That James Franco Is Not Worth a Juice Cleanse?

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Helen Mirren Wants Men to Stop Treating Women Like Property & Keep Their Hands to Themselves

What's Changed For 'The Mindy Project' Now That It's Moved to Hulu?

Terrence Howard Is An Insane Garbage Person & Doesn't Care Who Knows It

Emily Blunt Explains Why The Female Shortlist For Action Movies Always Looks So Familiar

Chrissy Teigen Is Really Regretting That 'No Hot Nannies' Joke

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It Only Took 30 Years, But Miss America Finally Apologized For Slut Shaming Vanessa Williams

To the Pain! It's A 'Princess Bride' Live Read Face-Off

So Where Are All Those 'Late Show' Women Colbert Promised Us?

Sarah Silverman Just Got Dramatic As F*ck

Jessica Simpson Has Some Great Financial Advice: Never Marry Nick Lachey

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Did Natalie Portman Really Make It This Long Without Hearing Anyone Make Fun of 'Garden State'?

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Andrew Garfield Wants a 'Pansexual' Spider-Man. Do We Think He Knows What That Means?

Ellen Forced Caitlyn Jenner To Explain Her Excessively Hypocritical Thoughts On Gay Marriage

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Why You Should Be Watching Maisie Williams' New YouTube Channel

Tom Hardy Refuses to Be Embarrassed Of His MySpace Underwear Selfies

Chrissie Hynde Doubled Down On Her Disgusting Rape Comments & Tom Hardy Took His Dog To a Movie Premiere

All the Questions I Feel Uncomfortable Asking About the Sex Rules of 'It Follows'

Avril Lavigne Is Getting Divorced & Just How Racist Is Taylor Swift's New Video?

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Jimmy Kimmel Is Really Proud Of His YouTube Gamer Death Threats

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Stephen Colbert Wants To Take You Home. You Should Definitely Let Him

Kermit the Frog's New Girlfriend Makes Us Feel Really Icky

J.K. Rowling Is Narrating Harry Potter's Son's First Day At Hogwarts

About That Time Taylor Swift Got Sir Ian McKellen Evicted

Twitter Very Politely Told James Woods To Shut the Hell Up and Stop Trolling Them

'SNL' Just Released Extended Footage of The Best Sketch They've Done In Years

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Nicki Minaj Has No Patience For Miley Cyrus' Opinions Of Her & Rebel Wilson Makes Light of Police Brutality

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An Open Petition To Replace Bruce Willis With Steve Carell In EVERYTHING

A 'Star Wars' Facebook Mod Proves There Is No Place For Sexist Idiocy In This Galaxy

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Johnny Depp's Daughter Comes Out As Not Straight & What Ever Happened To Rayanne Graff?

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Jennifer Lawrence Got Enthusiastic For Some Paparazzi & Ben Affleck Has Really F*cked Things Up For PBS

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Natasha Lyonne Very Politely Told a Sexist Journalist to Go F*ck Himself

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Chet Haze Doubles Down on His Love of the N-Word & James Franco Refuses to Be Out-Weirded

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Shia LaBeouf's Gross Rattail Says Celebrities are 'Enslaved Flesh'

Never Forget: The Original 'Star Wars' Trailer Was Kind of Terrible

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Some Better Uses of Your Time Than Watching Ryan Gosling's Abysmal 'Lost River'

Louis CK Sort-of-But-Not-Really Apologized to Sarah Palin & Gwyneth Paltrow's Food Bank Backlash Continues

When Terry Crews Serenades Betty White, How Are We Supposed to Know Who to Feel Jealous Of?

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Charlize Theron Finally Explains the Sean Penn Attraction & Jerry Seinfeld Thinks YouTube Is a 'Giant Garbage Can'

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Joss Whedon Apologizes For That 'Jurassic World' Tweet, Says It Was 'Bad Form'

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Justin Bieber Is Too Insufferable Even For Coachella, The World's Insufferability Capital

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This Feels Like a Step Down For Terry Crews

Gwyneth Paltrow Gave Up on Her Food Stamp Challenge & Miley Cyrus Forgot How Shirts Work

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Watch the 'Twin Peaks' Cast Beg David Lynch to Please Come Back

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Historical Accuracy Is For Nerds: Hollywood's Long Love Affair With White Jesus

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Watch Kevin Hart and Will Ferrell Tell a Gay Reporter No, There's No Homophobia in 'Get Hard'

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Robert Downey Jr. Gave a Young Boy a 3D-Printed Bionic Arm Worthy of Iron Man Himself

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In One Crazy Opening Scene Rant, 'The Mindy Project' Nails All the Weirdest Elements of Catholicism

How We Learned More About Mike Ehrmantraut In One Night of 'Better Call Saul' Than In Five Seasons of 'Breaking Bad'

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Robin Wright Says Sean Penn Taught Her How to Love... By Being an Unlovable Monster

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Sarah Jones' On-Set Death Finally Gets a Tiny Bit of Justice As Director Randall Miller Begins His Prison Sentence

Here's the 'Mindy Project' Scene With Stephen Colbert That Was Too Funny To Air (For Real)

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Madonna Thinks Kanye Is the 'Black Madonna' and Sean Penn Thinks We're All 'Flagrantly Stupid'

Because One Day For Women Isn't Enough: Here Are a Bunch of Ladies We're Looking Forward to Meeting in This Year's Movies

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Something Kind of Amazing Has Actually Come Out of All That 'The Dress' Mania

Taylor Swift Has Permanently Won the 'I Just Woke Up Like This' Selfie Game

Broad City's Abbi & Ilana Address the Issues So Many Women Have With Porn

Aaron Paul Wants What We All Want: To See Him Cameo on 'Better Call Saul'

No One Has Better Ideas Than Patton Oswalt: How Do We Make His 'Unbreakable' Sequels Happen?

Here's the First Look at Gillian Flynn's Creepy, Murdery 'Gone Girl' Follow-Up

Leonardo DiCaprio REALLY Wants to Make Sure We All Know He's Not Taking a Break From Sexing Models to Sex Rihanna

'Maps to the Stars' Review: David Cronenberg May Have Elevated the Shallow Hate-Watch to Actual Art

Watch Edgar Wright Drool Over the Criterion DVD Closet

You Definitely Want to Watch This Super Weird, Offensive 'Back to the Future' Deleted Scene

'New Girl' Continues to Make You Feel Better About Whatever Version of Adulthood You May Be Living

Sony's Amy Pascal Can't Move Into Her New Office Because of Seth Rogen's Permanent Weed Cloud

Paul Scheer Generously Shared a Terrible Sketch From Way Before He Was Famous

Here's the Original Short 'Whiplash' With J.K. Simmons Still Being Feature-Level Terrifying

Aya Cash Talks About the Frustratingly Secretive Plans for 'You're the Worst'

Justin Bieber's Obsession With Seth Rogen is Reaching Sad Lost Puppy Levels of Embarrassment

Who Saw This Coming? 'The Last Man on Earth' Is One of the Best Post-Apocalyptic Stories of Recent Years

'Bob's Burgers' Has Given Us the Absolutely Perfect Cat Pun-Filled 'Game of Thrones' Parody

Breaking 'Spectacular Spider-Man' News Gives Us a Whedonverse Director and Possible RDJ Involvement

Taylor Swift Gives Us All a Lesson In How to Pose Awkwardly With Your Friend's Naked Stomach

The Best and Worst of What's New on Netflix This Month

Watch Meryl Streep's Cut Original Song From 'Into the Woods'

Leonard Nimoy's Advice to a Young Girl Is a Heartbreaking Example of Everything He Was

Dancing Sam Rockwell Gives Us The Sexiest Music Video In the History of Music Videos

David O. Russell Pulled a David O. Russell, Got Into a Screaming Match With Jennifer Lawrence

All The Weirdest Shit That's Gone Down at 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Screenings

What the Hell Is Happening In Amy Poehler's Unaired '90s Hacker Pilot?

Apparently a Lot of People Didn't Hate Neil Patrick Harris' Oscar Hosting Performance

Lindsay Lohan Can Add 'Restraining Order' to the Legal Trouble Bingo Board That Is Her Life

The 'Jane the Virgin' Cast Finally Picks Sides: Team Michael vs. Team Stupid Rafael

Amy Schumer Is The Worst Hipster Drug Dealer In the Worst Cop Procedural Ever

One of Your Favorite 'Community' Directors Will Be Taking On The 'Lego Movie' Sequel

The Taylor Swift Belly Button Mystery Is Solved, Plus Jamie Dornan's Publicist Reins Him In

All the Times the 'Parks and Recreation' Finale Made You Cry Your Face Off

A Brief History of Abysmal Oscars Hosts

The 'Snow White and the Huntsman' Sequel Is Casting Way Out Of Its League Now

Katee Sackhoff and James Van Der Beek Will Make You Love the Power Rangers, There's No Way Around It

Jamie Dornan Joins the Long List of People Who Don't Want Him to Play Christian Grey Anymore

Richard Pryor's Widow On the Hypocrisy of Bill Cosby: "He's a Piece of Sh*t"

A Look at the Early, Possibly Embarrassing Breakout Roles of Last Night's Oscar Winners

Last Night's Biggest Oscars Snub Had Nothing to Do With the Nominees

Kanye West Needs Your Help to Get His Mom Into Heaven and Fox News Says Patricia Arquette Needs to 'Do Her History'

Watch Kyle Mooney Mumble All Over New York In This Cut SNL40 Sketch

The Emmys Have Changed Their Arbitrary Rules to Be Differently Arbitrary

Give This Sesame Street 'Birdman' Parody All the Oscars

Hugh Grant Says He Hasn't Watched Porn in Three Years and-- Okay, We'll Wait Till You're Done Laughing

This Week's 'Fresh Off the Boat' Had One of the Greatest Sex Talks in TV History

'Wayward Pines' Could Be a Return to the M. Night Shyamalan We Remember

'Parks and Recreation's' Harris Wittels Was Found Dead Today

Henry Winkler Says We're Definitely Maybe Getting Another Season of 'Arrested Development'

Iggy Azalea Quit Twitter Because People Made Fun Of Her Ass, and Michael Che Quit Because He Acted Like an Ass

'The Last Five Years' Is the Most Painfully Honest Love Story of Recent Years That Also Happens to Be Told Through Song

Dan Aykroyd Is All For 'Female Empowerment' But Still Isn't Ready to Let a 'More Conventional' Ghostbusters Go

Here's the Full 'Johnny Karate' Legal Disclaimer From Last Night's 'Parks and Recreation'

'Buffy's' Nicholas Brendon Was Arrested Again For Felony Grand Theft and Being a General Mess of a Person

Last Night's 'Parks and Recreation' Was a Parade of Farewell Cameos

Analyzing the Adorableness of the 'Jane the Virgin' Cast's Twitter Accounts

Get Ready For Some Awkwardly Executed Bondage Jokes: Dakota Johnson Will Host the Next SNL

Billy Eichner Just Keeps Getting Weirder and Weirder, Doesn't He?

No, John Oliver Won't Be Taking Over 'The Daily Show'

Warning: If You Shush Women During '50 Shades of Grey' They May Stab You With Their Broken Wine Bottle

Matthew Vaughn, Dream Crusher, Wanted to Recast Hugh Jackman's Wolverine

Taylor Swift and Paul McCartney Played "Shake It Off" Together at the Insane SNL Afterparty

Celebrate Presidents' Day With the 10 Best Fake Presidents

Lena Headey Confirms She's Pregnant, Has Not Yet Confirmed If This Is a Baby Viper

Vin Diesel Would Like to Melt Your Pants Off With a Special Valentine's Serenade

Good Old Guillermo del Toro, Always Good For Some New Nightmare Fuel

Happy Anniversary to Us: 'The Breakfast Club' Is Coming Back to Theaters

Jaden Smith Only Owns One Pair of Shoes (Riiiight) and DO NOT LOOK REESE WITHERSPOON IN THE EYE

SNL Keeps Adding to Their 40th Anniversary Special. Here Are All the Guests So Far

Here's What 'Game of Thrones' Looks Like Before They Add In the Dragons

How Can 'The Americans' Be So Repulsive and So Sexy At the Same Time?

Rich White Dude Vince Vaughn Wants to Tell You How 'Racist' Affirmative Action Is

The Latest Middle-of-the-Pack Romantic Comedy Giving the Genre a Mediocre Name: 'Love, Rosie'

Are You Ready to Have Cameron Crowe Back In Your Life? The First 'Aloha' Trailer Is Here!

Did Netflix Really Release 'House of Cards' Early By Accident, Or Is This All Part of Frank's Plan?

Miley Cyrus Ends Her Short-Lived Non-Porn Career & Kanye Has 'Voices In His Head' Telling Him to Do Things

Last Night's 'Parks and Rec' Took On the Disgusting Idiocy of the Men's Rights Movement

Is That 'Happy Endings' Reunion Actually Happening?

Louis C.K.'s Rants Are Disturbingly Natural Coming From the Mouth of Comics' Cathy

Neill Blomkamp Is 'Not Giving Up' On His Awesome 'Alien' Project

Yup, Miley Cyrus Is Officially Doing Porn Now

8 Times Television Did Long Tracking Shots As Well As the Movies

'Neighbors' Is Getting a Sequel and It's All About the Ladies

Rumor Time: Ryan Gosling May be Our Disney Beast

Way to Go, Chris Pratt. Now THIS Is How You Lose a Bet

Brad Pitt Doesn't Want to Be Friends With 'Embarrassing' Man-Child George Clooney Anymore

Let's Talk About That 'Broad City' Strap-On, Shall We?

The '50 Shades of Grey' Legos Have More Chemistry Than Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson

Damon Wayans Jr. Is Leaving 'New Girl' ...Again

Everyone In the '50 Shades of Grey' Cast Hates Each Other & Amy Pascal Steps Down at Sony

'Amira & Sam' Review: Martin Starr's Non-Rom-Com

Pat Sajak Is Not Who We Thought He Was

Your Least Favorite 'Gilmore Girls' Character Joins Your Least Favorite TV Show

Val Kilmer Would Rather Bleed From the Throat Than Get Medical Treatment Because... Religion?

There Were a Lot of Weird Dance Parties on TV This Week

Here's Why We're So Sad to See Adam Pally Leave 'The Mindy Project'

Ryan Gosling's Terrible Movie Has a Terrible Trailer

You Can Never Unsee The Resemblance Between Eddie Redmayne and Jennifer Garner

Jeff Bridges Admits He Was As Disappointed With That 'Giver' Adaptation As You Were

Lindsay Lohan Is Suing Fox News For Saying the Things Everyone Was Already Thinking

'Transparent's' Jill Soloway Is Bringing Feminism to MTV

As a 'Card-Carrying Feminist,' Terry Crews Is Really Excited For the New 'Ghostbusters'

Carrie-Anne Moss Will Kick Ass On (Or Maybe the Ass Of) 'Jessica Jones'

The Best and Weirdest Moments From Adam Pally's Abysmal 'Late Late Show' Guest Host Gig

Justin Timberlake and His Nameless, Headless Baby Vessel Are Pregnant!

An Open Letter to the Douche Bros Who Heckled a Woman's Murder on 'The Americans'

Tatiana Maslany Is Joining the Ever-Expanding 'Star Wars' Galaxy

It's Here! The 'Game of Thrones' Season 5 Trailer Is Bowie-Level Awesome

Yes, We Would All Watch Kristen Wiig's Whackadoodle Talk Show

Meet 'Jurassic World's' Terrifying New Genetically Bastardized Dinosaur

Johnny Depp Is Getting Hitched & Justin Bieber Shares a Pooping Selfie

Ernie Hudson Changed His Opinion On the New 'Ghostbusters' Really Damn Fast

Watch Amy Schumer Get Awkwardly Handsy With Anna Kendrick

Netflix Has Given Jessica Jones a New BFF and Boy Is She a Hellcat, Ba Dum Tsh

On a Scale From 'Don't Care' to 'Shark-Eating Dinosaurs': Ranking the Super Bowl Movie Spots

Sean Penn Was Just Kidding With His First Two Marriages, Says Charlize Theron Will Be His First Wife

The New 'Supergirl' Has Found Its Surprisingly Sexy Jimmy Olsen

Joe Swanberg Gives Us the Gift of a Full Frontal Chris Messina

Emile Hirsch Assaulted a Woman at Sundance & David Oyelowo Defends Cumberbatch's Stupid Comments

Prep For the Return of 'The Americans' With the Show's Best and Worst Wigs

Let's Speculate Wildly on the New 'Ghostbusters' Characters

John Oliver Finally Tells Us Why Jamie Dornan Is #NotMyChristian

Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Your New Ghostbusters

Chris Pratt May Be Our New Indiana Jones

Howard Stern Called Sam Smith an 'Ugly M*ther F**ker' Because Apparently It Really DOES Take One to Know One

Ms. Marvel Punches Real-Life Bigoted Hate Speech Garbage Straight Out of San Francisco

Who Will Chiwetel Ejiofor Be Playing In 'Doctor Strange'?

Dreamcasting the Rest of Emma Watson's 'Beauty and the Beast' Co-Stars

Benedict Cumberbatch Issues Apology for Saying Something Really @#$ing Dumb

8 Terrible SNL Episodes Hosted By Musicians (That Were Still Better Than Blake Shelton)

John Stamos Is Proof That the Universe Loves Us and Good Things Are Possible

Prep For Your Weekend 'Transparent' Binge-Watch With Some Behind the Scenes Videos

Sebastian Stan Is Going For the Gold in Sex-Gymnastics

Introducing The Frank Reynolds Guide to Dating

Some News on 'Pirates of the Caribbean 5', Which Continues to Be a Thing That's Happening

Now You Can Watch The Best (Naked) Part of Last Night's 'Broad City' On Repeat Forever

This 'Parks & Rec' Deleted Scene Gives Us Ben and Leslie, Awesome Parents

Justin Timberlake's Fancy Restaurant Is Covered in Actual Sh*t

'Match' Review: 90 Minutes In Heaven With Patrick Stewart

Ava DuVernay Knew She Wouldn't Get an Oscar Nomination

Chris Evans and Chris Pratt Made a Super Bowl Bet to Melt All Hearts and Pants

Marilyn Manson Says He Coined 'Grunge,' Refused to F*ck Courtney Love

Let Ron Swanson and Leslie Knope Show You What True Friendship Looks Like

'Peaky Blinders' Steven Knight Promises a 'Clean Slate' For That 'World War Z' Sequel No One Wanted

Not All of Mark Wahlberg's Victims Think He Should Be Pardoned

Does Sarah Palin Understand What 'Hollywood' Means?

How 'Jane the Virgin' Snuck a Powerful #ImmigrationReform Message Into Last Night's Episode

Actor-Musician Johnny Depp Is 'Sickened' By Actor-Musicians

George Lucas Talks About His 'Star Wars' For Girls

Billy Crystal Clarifies: He's Not Opposed to Gay Sex Scenes, He's Opposed to ALL Sex Scenes

Will Arnett Is Making Sure You'll Never See a Shortage of Will Arnett on Netflix

Lena Dunham Knows What You Think of Her, And She Used Last Night's 'Girls' to Tell You So

Lena Dunham Finds the Only Woman Capable of Fixing Her Image: The Real-Life Olivia Pope

No One Asked, But Here Are Some Suggestions For NBC's Dolly Parton Movie Series

The Cast of 'West Wing' Got Together Again to Make Puns About Cheese

Neil deGrasse Tyson Takes This Child's Impossible Question VERY Seriously

Jessica Williams Takes on Alabama's 'Crazy-Ass' Fetal Attorneys

It's Been a Few Days Since We Had a Pregnancy Rumor. Cameron Diaz, You're Up.

Twitter Responded to the Oscar Nominations the Only Way It Knows How: The Power of #OscarsSoWhite

Everyone You Love Loves Sleater-Kinney

'Suicide Squad' Just Got a Lot Less Beautiful

Jennifer Aniston Got a Solid Lesson In Things Not Always Being About Her

Michael Keaton's Next Role May Be a McDonald's Hamburger Tycoon

Sarah Silverman Stopped By Deadpool, Is Way Too Filthy For Comic Books

Gwyneth Paltrow Says Brad Pitt Was 'Too Good' For Her & Russell Brand Says Fox News Is Terrorizing Us

Behold the Majestic Wonder That Is Lee Pace's Epic Ponytail

Time Traveling to 2017 With 'Parks and Recreation': Where Are They Now?

Is It Wrong to Be This Excited About David Fincher's 'Strangers On a Train' Remake?

Celebrate the Return of 'Parks and Recreation' With a Tribute to It's Best Ass-et: Ben's Butt

Martin Scorsese's New Casino Commercials Are Basically the 2016 Oscar Frontrunners

Zooey Deschanel Is Growing a Manic Pixie Dream Baby Inside of Her

Gillian Flynn Says She's Open To a 'Gone Girl' Sequel. The World Says No Thank You

The New 'Supergirl' Just Dropped a Big Ol' F-Bomb. As In Feminist

Matthew McConaughey's 'Dazed and Confused' Audition Was Alright, Alright, Alright

Paying Tribute to Hayley Atwell's Phenomenal Live-Tweeting, Over-Sharing Twitter Account

Amy Adams Is NOT Having Babies Via a Surrogate, She's Just Kinda Awkward

Our Golden Globes Wish List

The 'Parks & Rec' Cast Reveals the Scenes They Wish They'd Filmed

Key & Peele's Super Bowl Special Will Hopefully Be Heavy on the Crotch-Pumping

Aubrey Plaza and Robert De Niro: A Match Made In Ick

Amal Clooney Is Tired of George's Friends Because Of Course She Is

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Analyzing the General, All Pervasive Terror of J.K. Simmons

The 'Bojack Horseman' Creator Gives an Incredible Explanation For Comedy's Underrepresentation of Women

What Ryan Reynolds Looks Like As a Cat-Talking, Anna Kendrick-Loving Murderer

New 'Fargo' Casting News Gives Us the Young, Lustable Lou Solverson We've Been Waiting For

Jessica Chastain and Meryl Streep React to Russell Crowe's Idiocy In Very Different Ways

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Sia Enlists Shia LeBeouf to Fight a Young Child in Her New Music Video

The Highs and Lows of Marvel's 'Agent Carter'

Benedict Cumberbatch Knocked Up His Fiancée & Brangelina Meet the Pope

The 8 Gaby Hoffmanniest Things Gaby Hoffmann Has Ever Said

The First 'Ant-Man' Teaser Trailer Is Here!

Did Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's New Artisanal Baby Cost Someone Their Job?

'Fargo's' Noah Hawley Drops Some Season Two Details: It'll Be 'A Lot Bigger'

'Ant-Man' Keeps On Keeping On With That Teeny Tiny Ant-Sized Joke

Anna Kendrick Says She'd Have No Career Without the 'Weirdos.' It's Our Pleasure, Really.

Channing Tatum Just Dropped an 'X-Men' Release Date on Us

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Pedro Almodóvar Reveals the Reason He Turned Down 'Brokeback Mountain'

The Stupidest Things Celebrities Said About Feminism in 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow Continues to Make It Really Difficult to Take Her Seriously

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The New 'Cinderella' Looks Exactly Like Every Other Cinderella Ever Made

Neill Blomkamp's Abandoned 'Alien' Project Needs to Be an Immediate Reality

'The Imitation Game's' Oscar Campaign Is Taking an Interesting, Less Cumberbatchian Approach

Kaley Cuoco Says Those Feminism Comments Were Taken Out of Context & Taylor Swift Is Cyberstalking All of Us

Gwyneth Paltrow Says She's Earned Everything She's Gotten. You Know, Except the Stuff That Was Handed to Her

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Benedict Cumberbatch Finally Speaks About That Alleged Fassbender Dance-Off

Kaley Cuoco Joins the Long List of Celebrities Who Think You Can't Be a Feminist If You Like Baking

Christine Baranski Defends the Worst Part of 'Into the Woods'

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Anna Kendrick Says Meryl Streep Is 'Kind of a Bro,' and Judd Apatow Goes on an Epic Anti-Bill Cosby Twitter Rant

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Christopher Nolan Throws the Shadiest of Shade in Marvel's Direction

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Jordan Peele's Horror Project Looks to Be the Best Movie of Whenever It Eventually Comes Out

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Daniel Radcliffe Refuses to Not Be a Perfect Human Being In Every Interview Ever

'Nightcrawler' Continues to Kill It In the Trailer Department

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10 Terrible Horror Movies to Avoid at All Costs

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Mr. Incredible vs. Batgirl: Exposing the Cutthroat World of Hollywood's Costumed Characters

'Birdman' Review: Where the Hell Has This Movie Been All Our Lives?

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Air New Zealand Has Made the Self-Proclaimed 'Most Epic Safety Video Ever Made'

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Some Hopes for the Cast of 'Mulaney' When It Is Eventually, Deservedly Canceled

Russell Brand Is the Equivalent of Political Celebrity Herpes

Elisabeth Moss Is the Master of Verbal Ass Kickings

Are These 'Batman v Superman' Spoilers Really Worth $5 Million?

Chris Rock Just Dropped a Career Game-Changer on the Table

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Frances McDormand Has Some Very Strong Feelings About Plastic Surgery

'Hunger Games: Mockingjay' Gets a #Hashtag-tastic New Trailer

Neil Patrick Harris Is Hosting the Oscars! Here's Why You Should Be Even More Excited

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Bill Murray Is Making a Musical Christmas Special Because Dreams Do Come True

Christina Hendricks' Has Her Next Role Lined Up, And It's Very Un-Joan

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All the Super Weird Things We Learned About Winston During Last Night's 'New Girl'

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In the Single Greatest Act of Reality TV Pandering Ever, Carlton Does the Carlton

The 'Bob's Burgers' Perfect Porn Parody Has Puns, Zombies, and So Many Butts

Watch Jeff Goldblum Inexplicably Play Good Cop/Bad Cop With Inanimate Objects

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Jessica Williams Is Back With More Tips on Avoiding Catcalling

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Watch Letterman Give Bill O'Reilly a Foolproof First Date Compatibility Quiz

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How 'New Girl' Finally Managed to Make Jess Interesting Again

Bill Burr's Views on How Women Are Ruining Football Make Conan O'Brien (and Every Other Sane Human) VERY Uncomfortable

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Prepare to Have John Oliver Terrify the Sh*t Out of You: Drones Edition

The 8 Best Reasons Why You Should Be Watching 'Transparent'

New 'Horns' Stills: This Is What Harry Potter Hellspawn Looks Like

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'The Fault in Our Stars' Was Banned From Schools for Daring to Make Kids Think Sad Thoughts

How Bad Do You Think a Movie About a Ouija Board Could Be? Yeah, This Is Probably Worse

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Key & Peele: The Movie. It's Happening

Liam Neeson Officially Gives Up on Respectability, Joins the Cast of 'Ted 2'

This Cross-Gendered Sia/Star Wars Mashup Is Everything the Internet Was Made For

If Simon Pegg Is Not Being Blackmailed, There Is No Possible Excuse for 'Hector and the Search For Happiness'

This Supercut of Bruce Wayne's Parents Dying Is Like the Most Depressing 'Groundhog Day' Ever

On That Time Ben Schwartz Got Jane Fonda to Join His Improv Troupe

Key & Peele Give Out Some Much-Needed Gay Wedding Advice

Michael K. Williams Is Super Excited to Play Black Panther. Not That Anyone's Asked Him Yet

Jeffrey Tambor Got Really, REALLY Into Character For 'Transparent'

Finally, an 'Everyone Poops' For Grownups

New 'Kingsman' Trailer Goes Light on Plot, Heavy on Colin Firth Dapperly Kicking Ass

Jada Pinkett Smith's 'Magic Mike XXL' Role Was Originally Written For a Man Because Why the F*ck Not?

How to Keep 'Agents of SHIELD' From Completely Sucking This Season

Dax Shepard Talks About His 5 Freebies List. Spoiler: Every Spot Is Filled With Brad Pitt

Let the Sexiest Among Us Speak Out Against Sexual Assault

Michael Che Gets the Brief, Almost Kinda Emotional 'Daily Show' Farewell He Deserves

'This Is Where I Leave You': Topping the List of Most Utterly Bland Movies With the Best Ensemble Casts

Still Upset About That Mandatory U2 Album? Conan Has the Solution

Benedict Cumberbatch Wins For the Best Al Pacino Impression of All Time

Trigger Warning for Cuteness: Tina Fey Talking About Her SNL Baby Playdate May Destroy You

Jimmy Fallon Confronts the Poor State of the World the Only Way He Knows How: By Ignoring It Head-On

Watch Bill Hader Be a Master of EVERYTHING in This Supercut of All His SNL Impressions

Jason Reitman Is Here to Show Us How 'Men, Women & Children' Are All Equally F*cked Up

'The Skeleton Twins' Takes Clichés and Turns Them Into Perfect Golden Nuggets of Actual Life

Craig Ferguson and Peter Capaldi Were Once in a Punk Band Called 'The Dreamboys' Together

'The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby' Is a Cutting Room Floor Mess of Disjointed Charisma

Watch a Young Jordan Peele Ask Then-President Bill Clinton What He's Going to Do About Deadbeat Dads

Neil Patrick Harris' Book Trailer Chooses All His Own Adventures at Once

Bryan Cranston On His Greatest Acting Challenge: This Terrible One-Man Show About Baseball and 'Looney Toons'

Conan Reveals SNL's Nasim Pedrad's Unaired, Boner-Erasing Aziz Ansari Impression

'Listen Up Philip' Trailer: No One Does 'Depressed Insufferable Indie Beardo' Like Jason Schwartzman

Ellen and Kristen Wiig Attempt to Sing the Worst Ever 'Frozen' Tribute, But Fall Short On Account of Too Much Talent

Gerard Depardieu Drinks 14 Bottles of Wine a Day, Kills Lions, Is Generally Better Than You

Alright, Alright, Alright. We've Got a 'Dazed and Confused' Sequel Headed Our Way

Why Is Late Night Television So Afraid of Diversity?

Chris Evans' New Movie Can't Actually Be This Bad, Right? Is It a Joke? Performance Art? Please?

Boobs Beat Blood: A Brief But Infuriating History of Film Censorship

David Letterman Could Not Be More Thrilled to Have Billy Eichner Screaming in His Face

Ryan Hansen Promises More Dick Than We Can Handle, But It Seems Like Just the Right Amount

Andrew Garfield's Beard Has a Secret Special Talent and it is Disgusting

Netflix's 3D Printing Documentary 'Print the Legend' Looks Equal Parts Amazing and Terrifying

Kevin Smith Has Decided to End His Feud With Film Critics (As Long As They Give Him Good Reviews)

Janelle Monae Just Rocked the Ever Loving Sh*t Right Out of 'Sesame Street'

Cronenberg's 'Maps to the Stars' Trailer is Too Much Crazy For One Little Movie to Handle

Yes, Alison Brie IS Coming Back for Season 6 of Community. Calm Your Butts, Internet

There's a Trailer for the New 'Mockingjay' Trailer. We're at Threat Level Overkill, People

Jeff Goldblum Has Some Lyrics to the 'Jurassic Park' Theme Song That He Would Like to Sing for You

Even If You've Lost Interest in 'Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.' a FitzSimmons-Centric Deleted Scene Is Never a Bad Thing

Mel Brooks Talks About Joan Rivers and Makes Nazi Jokes. Because He's Mel Brooks and He's Allowed to Do That

Watch Jimmy Fallon's 'Family Feud' Segment Go Completely, Spectacularly Off the Rails

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You Don't Seem Angry Enough. John Oliver Will Fix That With This Segment on Student Debt

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Channing Tatum Shares His Special Penis-Based Way of Saying Hello

Anna Kendrick Has Sexy Times and a Flagrant Disregard For Road Safety in the First Clip From 'The Last Five Years'

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Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel Honor Joan Rivers the Best Way Possible: By Being Really Mean to Each Other

World of Warcraft's Tribute to Robin Williams Is the Most Feelings You Can Pack into an NPC

Comedy Legend Joan Rivers Dead at 81

Terry Crews Has a Lot of Feelings Buried Under All Those Muscles

Unlikely Spokesman Rust Cohle Will Burrow Into Your Soul to Sell You a New Car

How Are You Still Not Getting This? 'The Daily Show's Jessica Williams Tells Us Why Catcalling Is Never a Compliment

One Scary, Scraggly Benicio Del Toro, One Tiny Josh Hutcherson, and a Whole Bunch of Drugs: Now THAT'S How You Make a Movie

Because He Loves Us and Wants Us to Be Happy, Sir Ian McKellen Will Play Sherlock Holmes

'Life of Crime' Manages to Be a Damn Fun Caper In Spite of Itself

Mandy Patinkin Tells Stephen Colbert He Plans to 'Balance His Participation In This World' By Running For Prime Minister of Israel

'The ABCs of Death' Trailer Is Educational AND Disgusting

The First Shot From 'Magic Mike XXL' Features No Banana Hammocks, Plenty of Pseudonyms

John Oliver Visits the Rancid, Leaking Bowel of the Internet: A YouTube Comments Section

The Man You Either Love to Hate or Hate to Love: New 'Harmontown' Trailer

Is the World Feeling Like an Extra Sh*tty Place to Live This Summer? Here's a Singing Volcano

Jimmy Kimmel Had to Explain to America What Acting Is and How Television Works

It's a 'Party Down' Gag Reel! Hulu Is Determined to Make Sure We ARE Having Fun Yet

How Will 'The Mindy Project' Have Time For Its Regular Characters With All the Guest Stars They Have Lined Up?

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Getting to Know SNL's Sasheer Zamata

Just a Heads Up, We Now Live In a World Where David Fincher Is Directing Gap Ads

Kristen Stewart Says You Don't Know "Dick Shit" About Her (Or Anyone, Really)

Kirk Cameron Is Going to Save Christmas From You Dirty, Dirty Heathens

From the Mouth of a Babe: Jessica Chastain Wants to Know "Where Is the Scarlett Johansson Superhero Movie?"

Amy Poehler Gives the Best Possible Description of What It's Like to Be a Woman

'Love Is Strange.' And Beautiful. But No One Warned Us It Would Be So Sad

Colin Trevorrow Tweeted the Perfect Tribute to Richard Attenborough

During His Hollywood Walk of Fame Ceremony, Today Was Officially Declared 'Phil Hartman Day'

Tyler Perry Says He Never Would Have Signed On to Do 'Gone Girl' If He'd Had Any Idea Who David Fincher Was

We're Finally Getting the Donald Glover Spider-Man We've Been Waiting For

One More 'Breaking Bad' Casualty: Aaron Paul's Emmy Speech Crashed the Kind Campaign Website

Watch a Stoned Sarah Silverman Fondle Herself on the Emmy Red Carpet

Is It Ever Okay to Catcall a Woman? Playboy Has an Answer For You

9 Important Lessons Tonight's Emmy Awards Should Take From Years Past

John Oliver's Incredible Takedown of Piñatas Will Blow Your Mind, Change Your Life, and Other Hyperbole As Well

Vince Gilligan Is a Damn Tease: A New 'Better Call Saul' Promo Has Lots of Questions, Zero Answers

It's a Zack Attack on Your Senses: Here's An Extended Clip From the Unauthorized 'Saved By the Bell' Movie

Vincent D'Onofrio Throws Very Mild Shade at 'Jurassic Park.' Let Us Now Blow His Comments Out of Proportion, Shall We?

Haters Gon' Hate: Lena Dunham('s Stunt Double) Is Back With a 'Girls' Season 4 Teaser

Watch the 'Parks and Recreation' Cast Laugh Their *BLEEP* Faces Off in the New Season 6 Gag Reel

The 'Harry Potter' Spin-Off Closes in on a Well-Known, Well-Versed Director

Eva Green's 'Mommie Dearest' Meltdown in 'White Bird in a Blizzard' Looks Amazing

Aaron Paul Will Never Let Us Forget How Very Grateful He Is

The New 'Gotham' Sneak Peak Shows Us All the Plot We Already Know

Let Us Take a Moment to Honor That Ancient Chinese Hero, Nic Cage

Proof That Nick Offerman Can Make Any Dumb Words Sound Like Indisputable Curmudgeon Gospel

An Extensive Investigation into Emma Stone's Qualifications For Her New 'Cabaret' Role

Mark Duplass' High School Paper Review of 'Before Sunrise' Is a Snarky Teen Dream

In the Battle of the 'Jungle Book' Adaptations, Only One Can Claim the Cumberbatch

Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul's 'Barely Legal Pawn' Is the Greatest Fake Reality Show to Ever Not Actually Exist

Bill Cosby Stole Fallon's Show, and We'd All Be Okay If He Didn't Give it Back, Right?

'Life After Beth' Has Invented Its Own Terrible Genre: Zomblecore

The 'Powers' Cast Starts to Shape Up. Still Stuck on PlayStation, Though

The 'Saved By the Bell' Trailer Is Just as Terrible as You Want It to Be

Amy Schumer's Ice Bucket Challenge Video Is... Weird. And Gross. And Awesome

Andrew Keegan Now Has His Own Religion. If That Sentence Did Not Give You a Brain Aneurysm, You Deserve YOUR Own Religion

Kevin Spacey as Frank Underwood as Bill Clinton: That's Three Levels Deep Of Weird

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Your Evening Heartmelting: Watch Robin Williams and His Wonderful Mother Laugh Their Asses Off

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Michael Cera Has Released a Lo-Fi Folk Album Because Of Course He Has

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It Had Been a Few Hours Since Fox News Had to Apologize for Anything Stupid, So They Called Michelle Obama Fat

How Are You Not Getting This, Polanski? We Don't Want Anything to Do With You

President Obama, Steve Martin, and the Entire Internet Pay Tribute to the Unstoppable Force of Joy and Love That Was Robin Williams

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Nine Absurd Covers of Your Favorite Childhood Theme Songs

Amazon's Third Pilot Season Demands to Be Taken Seriously

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Christina Hendricks Continues Her "Hey, Shouldn't Things Be Better For Women By Now?" Campaign

Michael Fassbender Proves That Even When Hiding His Face, He's Still Too Sexy For Public Consumption

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The Trailer for the Stephen Hawking Biopic 'The Theory of Everything' Is Better Than Most Actual Movies

Eva Green Doesn't Get the Fuss Over Her Banned 'Sin City' Poster

Chris Pratt's High School Photos Are a Thing of Beauty. Awkward, Geeky Beauty

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Watch These 'Captain America: Winter Soldier' Bloopers Because There's Nothing Like a Giggly Superhero

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'Calvary' Review: A Ticking Time Bomb of Loneliness

Nathan Fillion Wrote the Foreword to a Whedon Biography, and It's a Beautiful Fanboy Tribute

Laverne Cox Doesn't Want to Marry Jason Biggs, But Not For Any of the Reasons the Rest of Us Don't Want to Marry Jason Biggs

Chris Pratt's Perfect Humanness Now Involves Psychic Abilities

For the Geek on the Go: Every Marvel Easter Egg Shoved Into One Video

8 Female Marvel Characters Who Could Easily Carry Their Own Movies

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'Guardians of the Galaxy,' Now in LEGO Form. Because Why Not?

'Stonehearst Asylum': Because the World So Desperately Needed a Less-Good 'Shutter Island'

Aubrey Plaza's 'Daily Show' Interview Had a Level of Weirdness Suitable to Aubrey Plaza

Funny or Die's Imagined Version of David Lynch Is Still Not as Weird as Actual David Lynch

Warning: Vin Diesel Singing Sam Smith's 'Stay With Me' May Induce Second Puberty

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'Birdman' Gets a New Trailer. I Still Have No Idea What This Movie Is About, Still Can't Wait to See It

Watch Vin Diesel Tell Us He's Groot In Every Damn Language

The First Poster For Tarantino's 'Hateful Eight' Is All Blood and Font. Shocking, We Know

Let's Forget Everything Bad We've Heard About 'Into the Woods' and Look at Some Pictures of Anna Kendrick in a Bodice

Five Better Uses of Your Time Than Seeing 'Magic In the Moonlight'

Jimmy Fallon Uses the '50 Shades of Grey' Trailer to Scare the Sh*t Out of The Roots

'The Longest Week' Trailer: You Had Me at "Jason Bateman and Olivia Wilde Taking a Bath"

Congratulations, 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,' You've Crossed the Line From Sh*tty-Looking Movie to Just Generally Sh*tty

Zoe Saldana Says Awesome Things About Body Image, and Says Them While Naked

New 'Jungle Book' Casting Takes a Turn For the Disturbing

An End in Sight: 'The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies' Gets a Trailer

Pajiba Time Capsule: The 10 Most Bangable Celebrities on the Planet, 2004 Edition

Watch As Daniel Radcliffe Un-Potters Himself In The New 'Horns' Trailer

Watch Your Favorite Miniature Ninja Warrior Annihilate Comic-Con's Assassin's Creed Experience

'Walking Dead' Season 5 Trailer: Brand New Season, Same Amount of Head-Stabbing

Which of These Posters Is Exclusive Enough to Make You Brave the Comic-Con Stampede?

Very Important Questions From the 'Guardians of the Galaxy' London Premiere

Key & Peele Take on Stan Lee's Lack of Relevancy, Cause Comic-Con Riots (We Assume)

15 Years Later, Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch's Perfect Two-Woman Show Has Hit the Internet

Kristen Bell's Mary Poppins Doesn't Work For Free, You Ungrateful Minimum Wage Paying Brats

As If You Needed a Reason to Love Tatiana Maslany Any More, Here She Is Doing Some 'Shaun of the Dead' Cosplay

Comic-Con: Your Source For Movie News You Don't Really Care About That Won't Happen For Another Three Years Anyway

'Nightcrawler': What the Hell Is This Movie and Goddamnit, When Can We See It?

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Brace Yourselves, My Seestras. An 'Orphan Black' Comic Is Headed Our Way

Emma Stone and Colin Firth Are the Old Bickering Married Couple Vaudevillian Dreams Are Made Of

Can't Keep a Good Man Down: Edgar Wright May Have His Next Project Already Lined Up

The New 'Toy Story' TV Special Will Have What the Other Movies Lacked: Mace-Wielding Dinosaurs

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Our 'True Detective' Season 3 Nomination: Conan and Franco in the Tinder Van (Bonus Footage)

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Finally! Here Is the Trailer for Benedict Cumberbatch's 'The Imitation Game'

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Showtime Plays to Its Strengths: Sexy People Having Sexy Times. And Maybe Murder or Something

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The Best Thing You'll See Today: Conan O'Brien and Dave Franco Are Just Two Bros Cruising Tinder Together

Jason Biggs Masters the Art of the Douchey Non-Apology

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Weird Al Takes On Fox Business, Which Is Maybe the Weirdest Thing He's Ever Done

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John Cleese Is Way More Important Than You, and Will Take Whatever Time Necessary to Let You Know It

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Foil Hats For Everyone! Weird Al Continues to Put Happiness In Our Hearts With His Week of Videos

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Are the Neon-Loving, Side Ponytail-Wearing Sisters You've Always Wanted

'Orange Is the New Black's' Real Larry Finally Tells His Story... Which Is Basically The Same Story We Already Knew

Weird Al's Even Newer Video Hits Us Right In Our Pedantic Hearts

Lupita Nyong'o Is Perfection Incarnate, Even When Fearfully Scurrying From a Cobra

A Behind-the-Scenes Look at the Careful Technical Precision Required for a Wild 'Orphan Black' Dance Party

Weird Al Has Spent Three Decades Painstakingly Cultivating His Own Tackiness. This Is His Magnum Opus

'Big Hero 6' Casting News Keeps This Movie Heading In the 'Yay' Direction

When 'Cheers' Meets 'True Blood,' Maybe You Don't Want Everybody to Know Your Name

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Filed Under 'Things You Definitely Don't Have Time For': This 72-Minute-Long Movie Trailer

Dogs and Cats Living Together! Here's a Sparkly New Trailer for the 'Ghostbusters' Re-Release

We've Entered Phase Two of Reese Witherspoon's Public Image Resuscitation

Steven Spielberg Has Been Outed as the Sport-Hunting, Triceratops-Killing Monster He Is

This Japanese Doctor Who Parody Is Everything You're Hoping It Will Be

Sia Explains the Backward-Singing Wig-Wearing Weirdness. It Pretty Much Boils Down to "Cause I Feel Like It"

The Gaby Hoffmannaissance Has Now Reached the Horror Genre

The New 'Mockingjay' Teaser Is What The Entire Advertising Campaign Has Been Leading Up To

Christopher Nolan's Rant Against the Film Industry Is a Perfect Jewel of Crotchety, Snobby Nonsense

John Cleese Signs On to Do an Unlicensed 'Baywatch' Movie, Causing Us to Wonder... Just How Many People Does John Cleese Owe Money To?

Finally We Can See Mindy Kaling as the Cartoon Character Nature Intended

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That's What I Love About 'Sharknado' Movies. I Keep Getting Older, They Stay the Same Level of Suck

Wines of Westeros Are Here to Add Some Binge Drinking to Your Binge Watching

Here's What We Know About Those New 'Star Wars' Characters

Nicole Kidman Tries to Dig Herself Out of the Disaster Pit That Was 'Grace of Monaco,' Starting With a Generic Unthrilling Thriller

Newcastle Wants You to Celebrate the Red, White and Blue... No, the Other Red, White and Blue

'Complete Works' Is Here to Class Up Your Summer Binge Watching

A Lustful Tribute to Our Fallen Soldiers of Hotness

Your Favorite Authors Played Dress-Up, and It Was Spectacular

The New 'Foxcatcher' Trailer Chooses to Focus Less on Steve Carell, More on Channing Tatum in a Onesie

'Guardians of the Galaxy' Soundtrack Promised Awesomeness, and It Delivers

'St. Vincent' Is 'About a Boy' If You Replaced Hugh Grant With a Drunk Bill Murray

Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Hobby Lobby Dissent Gets the Rock Treatment We Didn't Know It Needed

'They Came Together,' But You'll Kind of Wish They Hadn't

Kelsey Grammer Finds His Life's Work: Correcting Grammar on the Internet

It's Like Someone Made a List of All the Things That Would Make Us Happy, and Then Put Every One of Them Into the 'Skeleton Twins' Trailer

I Didn't Realize the Pride Parade Was a Competitive Event Until 'Orange Is the New Black' Won It

Franco May Be Out of His Depths With Cormac McCarthy's Dark, Mumbly 'Child of God'

Have You Felt a Shortage of Alison Brie in Your Life Lately? Alright, Here She Is Freestyling About Shoes

Meryl Streep's Perfection™ Now Available in Animated Form

Illegitimate Theatre News: Lindsay Lohan Really Was Cast In That Play, While Shia LaBeouf Got Kicked Out of One

So Long, Suckers! I'm Off to Become a Pop Sensation, Guaranteed

Unconfirmed Hopes-Raising Rumor Time! Judd Apatow May be Bringing Gillian Jacobs to Hulu

Shailene Woodley Is a Great Example of Why We Need to Stop Interviewing 22 Year Olds

How Many Villains Does It Take to Kill a Baby Batman? A Lot, Apparently

In Celebration of Tomorrow's VOD Release of 'Happy Christmas,' Here's Some Anna Kendrick to Tide You Over

For Everyone Who Couldn't Care Less About the World Cup, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Is Here For Us

In a Totally Reasonable and Logical Move, Kim Jong-un Declares War on Seth Rogen and James Franco

'Gotham' May Get a Lot Punnier Than We Expected

The 'Today' Show Manages to Turn a 'Jurassic World' Set Visit into a Boring Mess

Kevin Kline and Dakota Fanning: A Match Made in Ick

Simon Pegg Is So Much Better Than The Tripe He Picked For His Dramatic Breakout Role

About That Time Steve McQueen Took Bruce Lee on a Death Wish Joy Ride

In a Fight Between Chris Evans and Tilda Swinton, It's Obvious Who Would Win, Right?

Christina Hendricks Proves There's No Better Way Into Washington Than to Be On One of Obama's Favorite TV Shows

'Transformers' Teams Up With Uber to Do What Autobots Were Made For: Helping You With Your Errands

John Lithgow and Alfred Molina Are This Summer's Cutest Couple, Hands Down

Guess Who's NOT a Fan of That Movie Where James Franco and Seth Rogen Try to Assassinate Kim Jong-un

The New 'Hunger Games: Mockingjay' Propaganda Posters Support One Beautiful and Eerie Panem

Watch Kate Upton Drink Buster Bluth Under the Table

The 'About Alex' Trailer Doesn't Try To Avoid 'The Big Chill' Comparisons, and It Really Doesn't Matter

DJ Clark Gregg Proves He Is the Funkiest SHIELD Agent

The 'Dear White People' Trailer Will Forever Ruin 'Gremlins' For You

'The Rover' Review: If You Lived Here, You'd Be Dead By Now

The 'Orange Is the New Black' Cast Proves That the Only Way Into Hollywood Is Through a 'Law & Order: SVU' Guest Star Role

Nick Offerman Gave the Media a Much-Needed Bill of Rights Refresher Course

David Lynch Drinks Ten to Twenty Cups of Coffee a Day, Suddenly David Lynch Makes a Little More Sense

Steven Soderbergh's New Show Gets a Trailer, and It's Full of Coked-Out Doctors, Bloody Organs, and Clive Owen's Moustache

Animated Musical Theater is the Best Musical Theater

Want to Feel Super High Without Taking Any Drugs? OK Go's Got a Video For That

How Chile Took the Gay Out of 'Modern Family'

With Guaranteed Pep Overload, Anna Kendrick Will Play a Singing and Dancing Troll Doll

George Takei's TEDx Talk Includes No Puns or Animal Pictures, But Is Still a Great Use of the Internet

New Rule: Only Watch TV Shows That Also Serve You Delicious Pastries

An Overabundance of Feelings: Watch the First Four Minutes of the Elliott Smith Documentary 'Heaven Adores You'

The Day Terry Crews Pissed Off Single Mothers Everywhere

Before Most of Us Have Even Finished Season Two, 'Orange Is the New Black' Starts Casting the Third

Chris Rock Gave Seth Meyers a Crap Attack on 'Late Night'

LeVar Burton Turns to the Internet Wasteland of Urban Dictionary to Show Us Why We Need 'Reading Rainbow'

The World's Nerdgasmiest Headline Brought to Life: Harrison Ford Hurt His Ankle On the Door of the Millennium Falcon

And Just Like That, Pixar's 'Inside Out' Is One of the Most Anticipated Movies of 2015

'The Interview' Trailer Has Franco and Rogen Being BFFs and... That's As Far As Anyone Thought This Through

Puff Daddy Made a 'Game of Thrones'-Inspired Music Video and It's the Batsh*ttiest Stupid Thing You'll See Today

Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels Put Their Tongues and Butts on All of Matt Lauer's Stuff

Dave Chappelle Tells Letterman He Does Has Some Regrets Over Leaving His Show Behind, Especially the $50 Million

Rik Mayall Was Cut Out of 'Harry Potter' For Being Too Funny

Shailene Woodley Has Found Her "I'm Not a Kid Anymore!" Role

Comic Book News That Is Maybe, Potentially, Optimistically Good: ‘Powers’ Has Been Greenlit to Series

Chris O'Dowd Handles Loss the Old Fashioned Way: With a Flask Full of Old Fashioneds

Please Cast 'Orange Is the New Black's' Matt McGorry In 'Magic Mike 2' (And Every Other Movie From Now Until Forever)

This Astronaut's Vine Is the Closest You're Gonna Get to Going Into Space, So Soak It Up

'Inside Amy Schumer' Has Been Renewed For a Third Season! Let Us Celebrate With GIFs and Videos

Lee Pace Says That Doing 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Made Him Evil, And Doing 'Marmaduke' Made Him Desperate

Charming Potato Is Lobbying For a Solo Gambit Movie. No Human On the Planet Is Complaining

The Woman Who Inspired Bronies Will Next Be Bringing Us Me-dude-sas

'The Fault in Our Stars' Review: And a New Generation of Future Hopeless Romantics Has Found Its 'Say Anything'

Weiner Update: The 'Are You Here' Trailer Is Out, and It Looks Not At All Terrible

The Dangerous Epidemic That Swept Cannes: Fake Nicolas Cage Movies

Michael Che's First Segment as the New 'Daily Show' Correspondent Makes Everyone Else Look Like Pun-Loving Chumps

Watch This Musical Number From 'Inside Amy Schumer' Tonight, Because It's Way Too NSFW to Save For Tomorrow

With Two Days to Go Till Season 2 Drops, Netflix Has Given Us 'Orange Is the New Arrested Development'

Ed Helms' Fancy Scarf Is What's Been Missing From Every Other Movie Ever Made

Matthew Weiner's Film Debut May Be Just What We Need to Fill That 'Mad Men' Hole In Our Hearts

'Lucky Them' Is a Shoe-In For the Year's Most Forgettable Movie

If You Could Pick Any Celebrity to Give You Relationship Advice, Who Would It Be? That's Right, John Stamos

Watch Benedict Cumberbatch Read an Angry Kurt Vonnegut Letter on Book Burning With the Fire of a Thousand Sexy Suns

Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally Continue Their Reign as World's Sexiest Couple on 'Late Night'

Today in Reality Television News: Everything Is Terrible

Brad Pitt Does Not Find That Creep Vitalii Sediuk Amusing, and Offers a Stern Warning to Leave All Dresses Unlifted

The All-Singing, All-Dancing, All-Naked Kristen Bell!

Patton Oswalt Is Checking Himself Into Twitter Rehab

'Hunger Games': Coming Soon to a Cell Phone, Museum, and Amusement Park Near You

It Turns Out There Was an Original Rogue-ier Version of 'Days of Future Past' That Didn't Make the Cut

Harry Potter and Adam Driver Join Forces For a Healthy Dose of Twee Romance

Meet Flula, The Awesomely Weird (Or Maybe Just Weird) New Addition to the 'Pitch Perfect 2' Cast

LeVar Burton Talks About the Beautiful Origins of 'Reading Rainbow' in His Reddit AMA

Glenn Beck Out-Glenn Becks Himself: An Even Worse Response to the UCSB Shootings

Colin Trevorrow Is Not Happy About Having to Address the 'Jurassic World' Rumors

'The Congress' Will Likely Be the Weirdest Movie of 2014

Idris Elba's Directorial Debut Is a Six Minute Pepsi Ad, And It's Fantastic

LeVar Burton, Greatest Human Alive, Wants to Bring 'Reading Rainbow' to Every Child in America

The 'This Is Where I Leave You' Trailer Will Make You Hate Your Own Family

AMC Advertises 'Halt and Catch Fire' In the Best Way Possible: With Adorable, Sassy Children

George Clooney's Wedding Will Be Held at Downton Abbey, Because That's What You Do When You're George F*cking Clooney

Sorry Macaulay Culkin, You Can't Subject People to Your Velvet Underground Pizza Parodies Without Having Beer Thrown in Your Face

Because We Know You've Been Waiting For It: Here's Your Chance to Go to Space With Leonard DiCaprio

The Elmore Leonard-Based 'Life of Crime': For the Discerning Jennifer Aniston Fan

Warning: The Trailer For the Roger Ebert Documentary 'Life Itself' May Cause a Lot of Feelings

Brad Pitt, Cool Guy Extraordinaire, Plays the Tambourine Like a Boss

Amy Poehler and Tina Fey Roast the Sh*t Out of Don Rickles

'The Immigrant' Review: The Most Beautiful, Heartbreaking American Dream Since Fivel

Neil deGrasse Tyson Says Yes! Wolverine Could Maybe, Possibly, In Keeping With Certain Theories, Travel Back In Time

'Sin City 2' Posters: Half-Naked Ladies and Dudes With Busted Faces

Woody Allen's 'Magic in the Moonlight' Trailer Is Way, Way Better Than You Want it to Be

Neil Patrick Harris' Choose Your Own Adventure Autobiography Is Better Than Every Other Autobiography Ever

Still Struggling to Understand Net Neutrality? Let Happy Stick Figures Explain It All

The 'Happy Christmas' Trailer Is Here, Chock-Full of Drunk Anna Kendrick

Anthony Mackie to Play Jimi Hendrix: This Is the Rock Super Hero We've Been Waiting For

Sia Recreates Her Breathtaking "Chandelier" Video Live and It Is Strange and Perfect

Patton Oswalt Confronts the Trolls and It Totally Backfires

Zac Efron and Charlie Day Are the Ultimate Real-Life ‘Neighbors’ Sequel

Why Is 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Hiding Lee Pace's Beautiful Face? At Least We Still Have Chris Pratt's Abs

America Ferrera's Attacker Is Not a "Prankster," He Is a Sexual Predator

20 Years Later, We're Finally Getting River Phoenix's Last Movie. But... Why?

Okay, But What If That WERE the 'True American' Movie We All Wanted?

Chris Pratt Is Super Honest About What It Means to Be an Actor in Hollywood

For the Discerning Connoisseur of Both Books and Burritos: Chipotle Lit Is Your New Favorite Genre

How Dan Harmon Is Able to Take the Sh*t Out of a Show

Could the New ‘Cinderella’ Teaser Offer Any Less Information? They’d Have to Try Pretty Hard

Our Dreams Have Come True! We're Getting 'True American: The Movie'

New 'Rectify' Season 2 Promos Are Here to Remind You: You Have One Month Left to Finally Get Around to Seeing Season One

One of the Best Bitch Faces in the Business Has Been Added to 'Pitch Perfect 2'

The Official Macbeth Posters Are a Whole New Level of Stone Cold Bad Assery

‘The Double’ Review: Double Your Bleak Dystopian Angst, Double Your Fun

The Cast of 'West Wing' Plans Their Ultimate 'West Wing' Binge-Watch

This Mad Men Emmy Campaign May Be SC&P’s Best Work

Don't Worry About Those Computers, Ginsberg Goes the Way of the Rom Com

Fox Thinks We’re All a Bunch of Idiots Who Have Never Seen a Television Show Before

According to the ‘New Girl’ Cast, the Upfronts Are Basically a Week-Long Kegger

Every Time Zac Efron Takes His Shirt Off, An Angel Gets Its Wings

John Oliver and Bill Nye Artfully Demonstrate the Fundamental Problem With the Global Warming Debate

Upon the News of 'Community's' Cancellation, We Turn to Twitter: Where the Internet Goes to Grieve

Ranking the Ever Random Plot Lines of Winston, 'New Girl's' Oddest Duck

Nothing Will Make You Feel Older Than Watching Old People React to Seth MacFarlane

'Chef' Is the Jon Favreau Autobiography You Never Asked For

As If There Were Any Doubt, Patton Oswalt Proves He's the Best Arguer on the Planet

What Do You Get When You Put Reese Witherspoon, Zooey Deschanel, and Kate Upton Into an Elevator?

Bruno Heller Responds to 'Gotham' Criticism With a Resounding "Duh"

Michael Emerson Uses the Power of Pharrell to Prove He's Not As Intense As We All Think He Is

Patton Oswalt Doesn't Just Feed the Internet Trolls, He Beats and Starves Them First

Cameron Crowe Lets Us Peek Into His Beautiful Brain With the Rejected Titles For 'Almost Famous'

Who Told 'New Girl' Tired Clichés Were an Acceptable Replacement For Actual Substance?

Jimmy Fallon Got Seth Rogen and Zach Efron to Dress Up As Teenage Girls, Giving Us All Our New Cold-Shower Image For Life

'Tammy' Trailer: Susan Sarandon Is the Drunken Grandmother We've Always Wanted

That Dick Casablancas Spin-Off Now Has a Name! That Means It's Time to Start Getting Our Hopes Way, Way Up, Right?

The Most Disappointing News of Your Day: 'Cyber-Seniors' Isn't a Movie About Elderly Cyborgs

Kevin Spacey Is the Beyoncé of Shakespeare

How Do We Make Bob Benson's 'Mad Men' Spin-Off a Real Thing?

Stop Telling Emma Stone What You Think Of Her Body. She Doesn't Care

The Craziest Sh*t You Can Buy in Debbie Reynolds' Movie Memorabilia Auction

Billy Out-Eichners Himself With a Meryl Streep Triathlon

If You See Jessica Paré On the Street, Keep Your Mouth Shut or She May Punch You

Andrew Garfield Gives Spider-Man the Soulful, Acoustic Rock Treatment It Never Really Needed

New 'X-Men: Days of Future Past' Preview Addresses the "Xavier's Legs" Question

This Is How You Assemble a Damn Cast

Can Lego Animation Make 'The Simpsons' Funny Again? (Spoiler: No)

James Franco Says Lindsay Lohan Went Full Fatal Attraction On Him After They Made Out

John Leguizamo Honors Bob Hoskins With Pictures of that Terrible 'Super Mario Bros' Movie

Breaking News: Patton Oswalt Knows Nothing About Shakira

‘Locke’ Review: Trapped In a Car with Tom Hardy? There Are Worse Ways to Spend Your Time

Season 4 'Girls' (Non) Spoilers Come Courtesy of Some Creepy Lurker on the Subway

How Many Romcom Tropes Can David Wain Cram Into One Movie? All Of Them, Apparently

Emma Stone Completely Shuts Down Jimmy Fallon, Takes The Title of All-Time Lip Syncing Champion

Did You Think You Could Just Hate-Watch Whatever You Want With No Consequences? This Is Your Punishment.

If You Haven’t Coughed Up $5 to Watch Joss Whedon’s New Movie Online, Here’s The Trailer to Help Get Your Ass in Gear

Getting to Know Michael Che, 'The Daily Show's' Newest Correspondent

'The Leftovers' Trailer: Rapture-tastic

Steven Spielberg Will Direct a 'BFG' Movie, Because Hollywood Executives’ Main Source of Fuel Is Happy Childhood Memories

It Goes By So Fast: After 12 Years, the 'Boyhood' Trailer Is Finally Here

Neil Patrick Harris Talks About Heckling the Hecklers: Sometimes It Involves Motorboating

The People Behind the New 'Pan' Called In Amanda Seyfried to Help... Diversify?

This 'X-Men'-Sponsored Pringles Ad Acts Under the Presumption That All Mutants Are Pure Idiots

If Wes Anderson Had Directed 'Forrest Gump,' the World Would Be a Better Place

Watch the Opening Scene of 'Orange Is the New Black' Season Two: Now With 50% More Vomit!

The First Photos From Jurassic World Are Severely Lacking in Their BD Wong

Leslie Mann Says Jaime Lannister Made a Red Wedding Out of Her Face

Fine, I'll Admit It. James Franco Was Right About Something

Mark Ruffalo Shares Behind-the-Scenes ‘Avengers’ Pictures With Us, His Very Closest Friends

The Best Reason to Get HBO GO: Because If We're Being Honest, 'Game of Thrones' is Basically Porn and You Can't Watch That With Your Mom Around

'Showrunners': I Don’t Know What They Do, But I’m Sure Glad They Do It

Kristen Bell Talks About Being Naked Whilst Naked, Because the Universe Loves You and Wants You to Be Happy

Brian Williams Explains the Joys and Perils of His Life As a Rap Superstar

No, Chris Messina Doesn't Think He's Too Hot For Mindy Kaling, So Kindly Shut the Hell Up About It Already

Conspiracy Theory Soapbox: ‘Louie’ Edition

Josh Charles Can’t Keep His Sh*t Together in ‘The Foodroom’ Outtakes, and it’s F*cking Adorable, Damn It

Kim Novak Speaks Out Against That Goddamed Oscars Bullying

The Biggest Difference Between Captain France and Captain America: More Daft Punk, Less Steve Jobs

Cameron Diaz vs. Kirsten Dunst in the Battle of Vapid Remarks

This 'Game of Thrones/Frozen' Mash-Up Video Is That Perfect Thing That's Desperately Been Missing From Your Life

Damn It 'Jersey Boys,' Stop Manipulating My Emotions Through Song!

Sorry 'Mrs. Doubtfire,' Mara Wilson Has No Interest in Your Silly Sequel

Joel McHale Learns Why You Should Never Let Billy Eichner Lock You In A Human Bowling Ball Cage

Jenji Kohan Promises to Put More Dongs in 'Orange Is the New Black' Season Two

DJ Tilda Swinton Will Rock Your Goddamn Socks Off

Dax Shepard’s Brad Pitt Obsession Is At Sloth-Level Intensity

Jon Hamm Wants to Tell Us All About His Big O

Rust Cohle’s Family Circus Exposes the Darkest Corners of Your Colored Penciled Soul

A Good Old Fashioned Walk & Talk: Amy Schumer and Josh Charles Nail that High-Stakes Sorkin-Spun Fast Food Drama

Billy Eichner Will Go Full Hulk on Your 'Passion of the Christ'-Hating Ass

What Does Darth Vader Sound Like On Helium? Like Kristen Schaal, Apparently.

And the Tears Keep Flowing: Another Philip Seymour Hoffman Trailer

Harrison Ford's 12 Most Delightfully Crotchety Answers From His Reddit AMA

Neil Patrick Harris Took Out His Trouser Snake to Promote 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch'

'A Most Wanted Man' Is a Bittersweet Gift from Philip Seymour Hoffman

'The Giver' Adaptation Just Got Slightly Less Awful

Nicolas Cage Describes the Methods Behind the Nic Cage School of Acting

Jimmy Kimmel Gets People to Tell Drake How Terrible Drake Is

Alison Brie and Adam Scott Had a Party and None of Us Were Invited

Where My Ladies At? Lego Edition!

'Decoding Annie Parker' Trailer: Blinded By the Glory of Aaron Paul's Luscious Mane

Who Is the Last Person in the World You'd Want to Take Relationship Advice From? Well, That Person Just Got His Own Dating Show.

‘Alan Partridge’ Review: Small Fish in a Shallow Pond

Life Would Be Infinitely Better If We All Did Things 'The Swanson Way'

Amanda Palmer Gives the Year's Worst Tweets the Musical Treatment They Deserve

'Wish I Was Here' Trailer: Is Zach Braff Remaking 'Garden State'?

The New Red Band Trailer Just Moved 'Neighbors' to the Top of the 'Want to Be Watching Right Now' List

'New Girl' Promises to Lighten Up, But Is That Really a Good Thing?

A Heartening Follow-Up to That Kate Mulgrew Debacle

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Warning: Super Cuddly Darth Vader May Cause Brain Breakage

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You Really Don’t Want to See Seth Rogen’s Completely NSFW Selfie. Seriously, Don’t Even Click This Link.

Keith Olbermann's Letterman Tribute Is Perfection

Robin Williams Hates Everything, Including Mila Kunis, Peter Dinklage, and Melissa Leo

Imagine a Typical Adam Sandler RomCom. Whatever You're Picturing, That's 'Blended.'

Bryan Cranston Doesn't Want to Let 'Breaking Bad' Go Any More Than the Rest of Us

If You Thought Alison Brie Couldn't Get Any Better, You Haven't Seen Her in Cake Form

Brad Pitt Is Using His Powers For Good, With a Movie About the Steubenville Rape Case

Wil Wheaton Wants to Bring Sci-Fi Back to SyFy

Stephen Colbert Makes Amends the Only Way He Knows How: With Over-the-Top Tongue-in-Cheek Offensiveness

Brittany Murphy’s Last Movie Is Finally Being Released and it… Looks Pretty Terrible

Is Hollywood's Feminism Fad Doing More Harm Than Good?

The Rifftrax Guys Will Take on ‘Sharknado’ With Their Snark. It’s a Snarknado

Amazon Announces Their New Line Up: All I See Is Gael García Bernal and a Duplass

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Joss Whedon Preemptively Apologizes to the Residents of Seoul for Messing Up Their CIty

Ken Burns Has Run Out of Subjects, Lands on Eugene Mirman

Joan Rivers Completely Breaks Jimmy Fallon for Seven Glorious Minutes

Are We One Step Closer to Six Seasons and a 'Community' Movie?

There Is Only One Word to Describe the 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Trailer

Scandal's Columbus Short Arrested on Felony Charges, And It's Not the First Time

Suits and Leather: An Official Look at Fox's 'Gotham'

Jimmy Carter Tells Stephen Colbert He’ll Become a Catholic When a Female Priest Asks Him to Join Her Church

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are 'Consciously Uncoupling'

Aubrey Plaza Shows Us The Dark Side of Ring Pops

Idris Elba Will NOT Be a Part of 'Jurassic World' Because Even Dinosaurs Can't Handle That Level of Sexy

Play the New Game: ‘Who Is Elisabeth Moss Talking About?’ Fred Armisen vs. Scientology Edition

This Child's Cursing Tirade Is the Reminder We All Need That Life is a Beautiful Flower

Is Vincent Kartheiser Auditioning to Take On the Role of Rust Cohle, Or Do You Think He's Just Working Through Some Stuff?

'Marry, Date, Incarcerate' Is the Most Fun You Can Have At a Women's Prison

The 'Orphan Black' Season Two Posters Are Brain-Twistingly Cool

If Anyone Can Save 'Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.' It's Patton Oswalt

Nick Offerman's Huge Penis Is Getting in the Way of His Acting Career (NSFW)

Mindy Kaling Channels Her Inner Paul Giamatti

Do We Have Joel McHale to Thank For Saving 'Community'?

Leslie and Ron Sitting in a Tree: Highlights From the 'Parks and Recreation' PaleyFest Panel

Jennifer Lawrence’s Deleted ‘American Hustle’ Scene Will Scrub Away Your Pain

'The Giver' Trailer Turns Your Childhood Memories Into Every Other Bland Action Movie

Trying to Make Sense of Judd Apatow's 'Trainwreck' Cast Makes My Brain Hurt

Tale As Old As Time: A 90s 'TGIF' Love Triangle

Sofia Coppola's 'Little Mermaid' is Likely to Be a Lot Kinkier Than the Version You Grew Up With

Prison Wives and Whiny Narcissism: Highlights from the 'Orange Is the New Black' PaleyFest Panel

Kevin Spacey Can Be an 'Arrogant SOB' If He Damn Well Wants To

Ranking the Hair of SXSW

Now You Can Watch 'Rick and Morty' in 15-Second Bursts

Shailene Woodley Is All About The Lady Love

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Gordon Keith Asks Kristen Bell About Her Amazing Tit...ular Roles

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Idris Elba Will Make Shere Khan the Sexiest Tiger Ever

Academy Members Didn't Actually Watch 12 Years a Slave, Probably Used a Drunken Darts Method Instead

Anna Kendrick's Oscar Weekend Diary Proves She's JUST LIKE US!

It Would Be Weird if Emily Ratajkowski WASN'T in the 'Entourage' Movie

All Your Favorite Scenes From Clueless, Condensed into One Australian Rapper's Music Video

Adam Scott's Three Minute Long Thronegasm Will Have You Begging For More

Jimmy Fallon and The Roots Pour Their Adorable Magic All Over 'Frozen'

Ian Somerhalder and Norman Reedus Had a Better Weekend Than Any of Us

Sarah Jones: The Glaring Afterthought to Last Night's 'In Memoriam' Tribute

It's a 'Grown Ups 2' Shutout! Results from The Razzies

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Kristen Bell Stars in the Least Informative Making-Of Video Ever

Win Your Oscar Party Potluck With These Academy Award Winning Food Puns

The Man Who Shaped Your Childhood Comes Out of Hiding to Draw Butts

Seth Rogen's Raw, Moving Speech to Congress Totally Makes Up For 'The Green Hornet'

Given the Choice Between Singing and Beer, Anna Kendrick Chooses Beer, Duh

Is This the Face That Launched a Thousand Spaceships?

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Patton Oswalt Will Make Terrible Movies... Differently Terrible

This Is What Happens When You F**k With Philip Seymour Hoffman's Memory

Watch David O. Russell Play With His Phone, Babble About a Spider, and Talk About Making Jennifer Lawrence Cry

Oscar Presenter Dream Pairings

Twitter Meltdowns: Ruining Your Favorite Actors for You Since 2006

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'The Hapley Group': NBC's Attempt at Getting You to Not Forget About Them

Krysten Ritter in Space!

Lena Dunham Addresses That Whole Jezebel Clusterf*ck

Matthew McConaughey Has His Oscar Speech Ready to Go

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Jerry O'Connell Is Really, Really #SORRY For... Stuff

Back From the La Mancha Graveyard: Terry Gilliam Is Resurrecting Don Quixote

Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres: Rap Superstars

17 Year Old Prince Is Cooler Than You Will Ever Be

Benedict Cumberbatch Knows You Think He Looks Like an Inbred Otter, Is Cool With It

Ellen Page's Coming Out Speech Is a Thing of Beauty

LEGO Movie Outtakes: Everything Is -- Dammit, What's My Line?

Kate Mara Feels Obama Watching, Judging

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Alison Brie's First Sex Scene Was a Mountain of Gross

Meet the New Voice of the Modern Woman

Retract the Claws and Grab Your Tap Shoes, It's Gonna be a Helluva Show

House of Cards Against Humanity is a ___________ For Your ___________.

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George Takei vs. Baby Goose

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The Hipster Supervillain We've All Been Waiting For

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