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'Saturday Night Live' Has a Mikey Day Problem


9 Celebrities We Wish We’d Never Heard Speak Their Thoughts Out Loud


Get Ready to Have 'Parks & Rec' Ruined For You Forever


'Jackie' Review: One of the Best Movies of the Year, and One of the Best Biopics Ever Made


Jennifer Lawrence Apologized For How She Is 'Perceived'


'Spider-Man: Homecoming' Looks Like a Burst of Fun But... Is That It?


Sofia Vergara Is Being Sued By Her Embryos and Yes, It's Time to Be Terrified


Showrunners Are Finally Getting Tired of Using Rape As a Plot Device


Amy Schumer Is Totally Bungling This 'Barbie' Body Conversation


What the Year's Most-Used GIFs Tell Us About 2016


Ryan Murphy Just Apologized to All Women In Hollywood For The Bullshit In Their Industry


Matt Damon Still Can't Take Criticism


Here's the Song That Should Have Been In the 'Hamilton' Mixtape


Hey, This Is a Thing That Happened: Stephen Bannon Once Wrote Weird, Space-Age Erotic Shakespeare Fanfic


The Second Annual Guide to Shopping Local, the Pajiba Way


Just How Far Up His Own Butt Can Mark Wahlberg Go?


Checking In On That Doomed 'Star Trek' Show I Promised I Was Done Caring About


Elizabeth Banks Continues to Take Over All of Television, Is Now Bringing Lindy West's Memoir 'Shrill' to TV


The Weird Hovering Presence of 'Office Christmas Party' In This Week's 'SNL'


Jennifer Lawrence Sure Does Know How Make Headlines (As Usual, It Involves Her Butt)


7 TV Show Companies You Definitely Don't Want to Work For, I Don't Care How Good Their Benefits Package Is


A Trump Surrogate Just Said 'There's No Such Thing As Facts.' Are My Ears Bleeding? I Feel Like My Ears Are Bleeding


Here's the Email That Got 'Bojack Horseman's' Weirdest and Maybe Best Episode to Air


James Gunn's 'The Belko Experiment' Is Basically a Corporate 'Purge' and If That Doesn't Sound Awesome Then I Don't Understand You


Trying Not To Be Terrified of Our Future on World AIDS Day


Doesn't Tilda Swinton Know Not to F*ck With 'Harry Potter' Fans?


Well, This Is Terrifying: Trump Now Has Access to Nation-Wide, Unblockable Group Texting


Mary Berry Joins the US 'Great British Bake Off,' Which Is Almost Enough to Make Us Think That Won't Be a Total Soggy Bottom


Why Do We Even Bother Trying to Keep Up With Peak TV?


Hold On, Are Lin-Manuel Miranda & The Rock Best Friends Now?


Twitter Had a Lot of Feelings About THAT THING THAT HAPPENED At the End of This Week's 'Shameless'


Dan Rather Is a Voice of Courage & Reason In the Time of Trump


Oscar Campaigners Can No Longer Sway Academy Voters With 'Excessive Entertainment,' Might Actually Have to Back Good Movies


Oh, Just Another Day of Johnny Depp Being the Absolute Worst


Imagining a World In Which We Can Talk About the Wage Gap Without Including Amy Adams In the Headline


We Finally Know Which of Rory's Boyfriends Was the Definitive Worst on 'Gilmore Girls'


This Just In: A Lot of Famous Men Are Assholes


Who's Sitting At Your Fantasy Thanksgiving Table?


Tobey Maguire Is Stepping Up As the New Leader of Leonardo DiCaprio's Gross Wolf Pack Boy Club


'Loving' Review: Quiet, Caring, Dignified, Heartfelt. Sounds Pretty Good Right About Now, Doesn't It?


A Reminder: Barack Obama Is Still Our President, And He Just Awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to 21 Awesome People


The Alt-Right Wants to Set Up an SJW-Cleansing Professor Watchlist. Yeah, Twitter Has Some Thoughts on That


Chrissy Teigen Is Really Sorry If Her Vagina Ruined Your Day


If Only Mike Pence Weren't An Actual Danger to the World, His Law School Comic Strip Phase Might Have Been the Weirdest Thing About Him


Hold On, So Tessa Thompson ISN'T In 'Star Wars' Now? Goddamn Nerfherders!


Steve Bannon Literally Just Compared Himself to Satan


Do You Have Too Much Money & A Holiday Shopping List Full of People You Hate? The Cheetos Store Is For You


A Reminder That Your Favorite TV Siblings Are Still a Real-Life Couple


Is There Anything In the News That Doesn't Have to Do With Trump?


Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Knows You're Making Fun of His Fanny Pack & He's Cool With It. He Even Wants to Help


2016 Has Its Official 'Word of the Year' and It's Depressing as Hell


Alright Let's Do This. Cats: Are They the Best or the Worst?


Leonardo DiCaprio's Idea of a Serious Relationship Hasn't Evolved Since Puberty


If Leonard Cohen's Songs & Stories Weren't Already Making You Cry, Here They Are In Beautiful Animation


Dave Chappelle's 'Cut For Time' SNL Sketch Is About As Weird As You Could Hope For


Lin-Manuel Miranda Has a Secret Disney Project In the Works. Time to Speculate Wildly!


These Young Joe Biden Pictures Will Make You Feel Patriotic In Your Pants Area


One of the Most Mocked Television Scenes of All Time Has Finally Been Explained


Let's Find Some Silver Linings In the Top Grossing Indie Movies of 2016


What Makes a Good Biopic?


Mike Pence Is Getting The Trolling He So Fittingly Deserves


We Were Wrong About Which 'Parks & Recreation' Character Trump Is


Brett Gelman Leaves Adult Swim Over Their Misogyny Even Though He's-- Get This-- Not Even a Woman or Anything


Emmy Rossum Shared the Disgusting Anti-Semitic Tweets She's Getting In Trump's America


JK Rowling Thinks We're All Gonna Love Johnny Depp's 'Fantastic Beasts' Performance. I Have Some Bad News For Her


Looking Down the Ballot: Remember, A Lot of Important Non-Trump Things Happened On Tuesday


People Magazine's Coverage of the Trump Win Is Absolutely Sickening


Is Anything Fun On the Internet Right Now?


We Will Not Be Intimidated: 7 Things Journalists Would Love to Do With a Rope & A Tree


Fuck You, Dave Chappelle, That's Not What Consent Sounds Like


Sophie Turner's Choice In Dudes Is a Little Disappointing, Isn't It?


It Was a Big Week For Open Letters and Too Many Feelings


Do You Want to See Jennifer Lawrence & Darren Aronofsky Share a Lollipop? Too Bad, It's Happening


THIS IS NOT A DRILL! The 'Hamilton Mixtape' Is Here and It's Glorious


Aubrey Plaza & Michael Cera Almost Got Married, Which I Guess Also Means They Dated Once


Joe Biden Is Really Leaning Into His 'Disappointed Grandpa' Persona


The Woman Accusing Trump of Raping Her at 13 Was Bullied Into Canceling Her Press Conference Today


Finally, a 'Woman of the Year' We Can All Get Behind: Bono


IMPORTANT NEWS: Lindsay Lohan Has an Accent Now, Is Totes Cultured


Why Can't We Have Just One Halloween That's Not Mired In Racist Bullshit?


Yes, Women Are Laughing At Those Poor Men Who Just Discovered What Birth Control Side Effects Feel Like


Your Internet Boyfriend James McAvoy Was Seen Kissing Someone Else. Just Thought You Should Know


Stop Everything and Watch Barack & Michelle Obama Give Us the Gift of a Beautifully Awkward Thriller Dance


8 Television Characters Who Are a Total Halloween Bummer


Isn't This Space Thriller 101? Don't Poke the Alien Organism!


Michael Douglas Just Super Uncooly Outed Val Kilmer's Battle With Cancer


7 Worlds I'd Rather Visit Than Westworld


Daisy Ridley Has Some Thoughts On That 'Rey Is a Mary Sue' Bullcrap


'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Continues Its Streak of Pitch-Perfect Halloween Episodes


Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Lawrence Are Both After Your Zelda Fitzgerald Box Office Dollars


Well, This Is Awkward: Watch Trump's 2008 Love Letter to Hillary Clinton


This Bill Murray/Tom Hanks Picture Feud Is the Dumbest Thing On the Internet Today


Amber Tamblyn Tackled Trump, Misogyny, and Her Own Pregnancy Announcement In One Spectacular Essay


CBS Hit the Final Frontier of Dream Crushing: Bryan Fuller Is Out As Showrunner On That New 'Star Trek' Show


Sledgehammering the Shit Out of Trump's Walk of Fame Star Is the Most Cathartic Thing You'll See Today


6 Things You Might Have Missed In That First 'Gilmore Girls' Trailer


'Blacks For Trump' Would Be Hilarious If It Weren't So Devastatingly Awful


This Texas County Commissioner Has Made the Perfect Political Ad


Another Week, Another Edition of 'What Was Amy Schumer Thinking?'


'Jessica Jones' Season 2 Set Just Sent a Big F*ck You to Hollywood's Lack of Inclusivity


'Hamilton's America' Wasn't Enough? Here's Where You Can See the Show's Stars Next


Oh, You're Planning to Dress as David S. Pumpkins For Halloween? So Is Everyone Else


Literally No One Believes Donald Trump Turned Down Sex With Salma Hayek


All the Mundane Things I'll Never Do Thanks to a Childhood of '90s Horror Movies


Benedict Cumberbatch Is Preggers Again. Time For Weird Baby Conspiracy Theories: Round 2


'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Has a Fantastically Foul-Mouthed Gag Reel


Hold Up, The New 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' Isn't Live? What's the Point Then?


Jennifer Lawrence Doesn't Exactly Have a Type, Does She?


Here Are 85 of Hillary Clinton's Actual Considered Campaign Slogans. They're All Terrible


Human Perfection Elizabeth Warren Tells Trump to Put On His 'Big-Boy Pants,' As If That's Even a Thing He Owns


Ooh, Target, You Came THIS Close to Totally Nailing Your Marvel & 'Star Wars' Halloween Costumes


Amy Schumer's Not Interested In Taking the High Road After That Florida Show


Someone Made a Naked Hillary Statue & Women Shut That Shit Down


Oof, These New 'Gilmore Girls' Posters Are Not Great


Brangelina's Ex-Bodyguard Just Gave Us All an Early Christmas Present


We Shouldn't Be Mad at the New 'Great British Bake Off' Short List, Right?


Melania Trump Just Said the Words 'They're Asking For It.' Really. Like, Actually Really


'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Has a Depressingly Upbeat New Theme Song


What Were Trump Fans Expecting From an Amy Schumer Show In the First Place?


13 TV Couples Who Taught Us the Art of Arguing


'The Late Bloomer' Review: DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE


A Trump-Free, Only Good Things Edition of Pajiba Love


Human Garbage Lou Dobbs Doxxed a Trump Accuser and Pretended to Apologize


Someone Needs to Fact Check the Debates, and That Someone Should Obviously Be Ron Howard


Add 'Love of Comic Books' To the List of Bullshit Reasons People Get Kicked Off of Airplanes Now


John Cho Asks If We Think He's Sexy LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW US


Here's Where Season 3 of 'Black Mirror' Is Taking Us


There's a 'Sexy Ken Bone' Costume Because We Don't Know How to Love Something Without Ruining It Immediately


Wait, What? Donald Glover Is a Dad?


Oh, F*ck You, Morgan Spurlock


Glenn Beck Gets Almost Reasonable & Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Kind of an Asshole: Dogs & Cats Living Together! Mass Hysteria!


Angelina Jolie Is Suing Perez Hilton, Who Responded With As Much Class As You'd Expect


This Trump Surrogate Had the Exact Wrong Response to a Wash U Abuse Survivor's Tearful Interview


Seth Meyers' Debate Coverage Is So Great They Had to Release It Early


A List of Thank You's On World Mental Health Day


If You Were Wondering How Trump's Relationship With His Daughter Could Get Any Creepier...


Lena Dunham Knows She's Part of the Problem & 'The Daily Show' Slayed Fox News' Racist 'Garbage Attempt at Comedy'


'Birth of a Nation' Drew a Silent Protest Tonight


Sean Penn Made Out With Vincent D'Onofrio's 24-Year-Old Daughter and We'd Like to Trade These Eyeballs In For Unsullied Ones, Please


Why Is Melissa Etheridge Inserting Herself Into the Brangelina Divorce? How is This Necessary?


Welcome to the Era of 'Poop Feminism'


The 'Han Solo' Spin-Off's Female Lead Shortlist Should Come With a Warning Attached


Constance Wu Shared Her Thoughts About That 'Mail Order Family' Show And Twitter Wasn't Having It


Congratulations to Jennifer Garner & Brad Pitt on Their Definitely Not At All Made Up New Relationship!


Jordan Peele (As In 'Key and') Made a Horror Movie and It Looks TERRIFYING


Some Old Trump Tweets About Taxes That Look Mighty Different Now That We Know He Doesn't Pay His


Milo Ventimiglia Got Wet and Shirtless For Breast Cancer, So No Need to Feel Guilty About the Objectification


Put Off By the Rape and Violence In 'Westworld'? Evan Rachel Wood Says We'll Get 'Context' For That


Happy Birthday to the the Entirety of My 90s Youth


Nate Parker Says He Was 'Vindicated.' Does He Have Any Idea How He Comes Off? Does He Care?


'Westworld' Discussion: What Is the Question You're Not Supposed to Ask?


Mindy Kaling's Awful Brother Says She Plays a 'Slut' As a Last Grasp For Attention


Alicia Machado Responds to Trump's Twitter Meltdown & Everybody's Trying to Bang Tom Hiddleston


Congratulations NBC, You Might Have Your Worst Idea Yet


Like It Or Not, 'Lip Sync Battle' Isn't Going Anywhere


And Now For the Greatest Political Anthem of Our Time: 'The Hillary Clinton Shimmy Song'


Yeah, Maybe It's Okay For Some Celebrities to Stay Out of Politics


Trump's Bobby Newport Parallels Aren't Exactly an Accident


How Is Celebrity Serial-Assaulter Vitalii Sediuk Not In Prison?


Warren Beatty Says He Didn't Sleep With 12,775 Women But Also Maybe Isn't the Best at Math


About That Time Mickey Rourke Challenged Usain Bolt to a Race at 3 A.M.


Here Were the Most Googled Words During the First Presidential Debate


It's Only September and Halloween Has Already Been Ruined


You Can Help a Child in Need By Punching Martin Shkreli In the Face. Seriously.


And Now, Tom Hiddleston Looking Dapper and Sad With a Bunch of Fancy Dogs


Debate Distraction: Love Is Dead Edition


'Making a Murderer's' Steven Avery Is Getting Married to an Actual Human Woman


Trump Continues His Transformation Into the Darkest Timeline's Bobby Newport


Oh Hooray, Chelsea Handler's Racist Mouth Hole Decided to Weigh In On the Brangelina Divorce


We Just Got Way Too Clear of a Window Into the Mind of a Trump Campaigner


If You Ditched 'Agents of SHIELD' At Any Point, This Week's Premiere Was Worth Checking Back In For


Beard or No Beard: What's Your Lin-Manuel Miranda Objectification Preference?


Can We Talk About the Bullshit Ending of 'Bridget Jones's Baby'?


You Already Know How Hugh Grant Feels About Sex Scenes, Don't You?


Science Is Giving You Permission to Care Too Much About Celebrity Breakups


Jimmy Fallon Is Defending His Trump Bit & Samantha Bee Is Destroying the Country


A Video For Everyone Who Has No Idea If Their Voice or Their Vote Can Actually Matter


Daniel Radcliffe Doesn't Do Euphemisms: Hollywood Is 'Undeniably' Racist


Asshole of the Week: Whoever Stole Amanda Abbington's Purse While She Was Busy Accepting Her Emmy


Well, Tom Hiddleston Seems to Be Moving on Pretty Swiftly


Here's the All-Female 'Archer' Porn Parody You Never Ever Wanted


Mark Wahlberg Is Changing Tactics (But Still An Asshole) On That Whole Hate Crime Pardon Thing


I Swear I'm Not Lying to You: 'Bridget Jones's Baby' Is Actually Really Great


Woe Is the White Male Character, For He Is So, So Alone


OH HELL YES. Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn Is Getting That 'Suicide Squad' Spinoff


Jonah Hill Doesn't Want to Hear Your Weird-Ass Sexual Fantasies. This Should Be a Given


Hillary Clinton Just Asked Trump 20 Direct Questions & We Can't Wait to (Never) Hear the Answers


Our New Hero: This Woman Who Got Trump to Actually Shut His Face Hole


White House Women Are Demanding to Be Heard With a Simple, Brilliant Strategy


What In the World Could Tom Brady Possibly Have Against Strawberries?


Just Imagine the Terrifying Dystopia of Internet Hyperbole Made Real


Stan Lee's Biopic Is Going to Be an Action Movie? Sure, Why the Heck Not?


The Winchester Mystery House & the Crazypants Heiress Behind It Are Finally Getting Their Movie


That Time Bradley Cooper Decided to Talk to Michelle Obama About His Junk


Seriously, Who Thought We'd Want to Watch Ryan Lochte Dance With Anyone?


Brie Larson Is Stoked to Fill the Female Role Model Void


Gabrielle Union Is Saving Nate Parker's Ass At TIFF


7 Reasons Why You Should Be Reading 'Squirrel Girl' RIGHT NOW


Well This Is Just Sad: Martin Shkreli Is Picking Fights With Captain America Now


Stop Reducing Women to the Cut of Their Pants


Netflix's Dual 'Amanda Knox' Trailers Are Pure Speculative Brilliance


Odell Beckham Jr. Is the Only Person With No Opinion on Lena Dunham's Opinion of Him


Here's Everything That Could Possibly Be Said About Some Pictures of Taylor Swift Leaving the Gym


Everything's Coming Up Barb!


Ranking All the Musical Numbers From 'A Very Murray Christmas'


Some Brie Larson Fans Accused Her of Supporting ''Room' But For Dolphins'


Stan Lee Has Some Deliciously Catty Advice For DC Movies


'Stranger Things' Season 2 Is Adding Some More Killer '80s Archetypes


Well, This Is an Unusual Feeling. Here Are 9 Things That Might Actually Make You Like Shia LaBeouf


Can Someone Please Tell Marilyn Manson That His Opinion on Johnny Depp's 'Crucifixion' Isn't Needed?


'New Girl' May Have Found the Most Ingenious/Stupidest Way to Hide a Pregnancy


Amy Schumer Played the Cosby Card. This Might Be Too Much to Come Back From


Gabourey Sidibe Isn't Here For Your Phony Weight Loss Before & After Pics


Watch Amy Schumer Annihilate a Sexist Heckler


Silicon Valley + Reddit + Strippers = The Douchiest Story of the Day!


This Season's Amazon Prime Original Pilots Are Too Good to Keep Ignoring


'Shameless' Season 7 Has a Trailer & New Poster


Nate Parker Admitted Empathy and Consent Weren't Really Things He Had to Think About


#VeteransForKaepernick Is a Needed Reminder That Sometimes the Internet Is Pretty Okay


Oh Good, Karen Gillan Has Been Deemed a Tough Enough 'Girl' to Be In a Movie About a Magical Board Game


It Turns Out 'The Leftovers' Has Been Severely Underusing Margaret Qualley


Nothing Says 'High School' Like a Creepy Naked Dude Ruining Your Day


Twitter's Most Touching Memories & Tributes For Gene Wilder


So Can We Just Be Done With Comedy Central Roasts Now?


Gene Wilder, Shaper of Our Dreams, Is Dead at 83


Can Anything Derail a Trial Faster Than Putting Taylor Swift on the Jury?


Are You Watching the Very Best 'Previously On' Segments On Television?


Dr. Drew Got Fired, Probably for Being a Terrible Person Who Shouldn't Be Allowed to Say Words In Public


All the Roles Sarah Paulson Could Reasonably Play in 'Ocean's 8'


'Captain Marvel' May Have Narrowed Its Director Shortlist Down to Three Awesome Women


Amber Heard's Swift Response to Johnny Depp's Bullshit Power Play Is PERFECTION


Johnny Depp Found One Last Way to Be Total Garbage to Amber Heard


Ben Schwartz Confirmed That 'Parks & Rec'/'Stranger Things' Crossover Theory You've Been Fantasizing About


8 Pictures of Leslie Jones We Actually Should Be Looking At Today


Is There Any Chance We Can Get Scott Eastwood to Stop Saying Words?


All the Things We Can Assume Are Inverse to a Trump Vote


Thanks, Variety, For This Totally Unnecessary Nail in the Coffin of Nate Parker's Public Opinion


Please Don't Look Away From Netflix's 'Audrie & Daisy'


Here's to Four Decades of Helen Mirren Not Taking Any of Our Sexist Bullsh*t


Vin Diesel & The Rock Have Entered the 'Extreme Passive Aggression' Stage of Their Fight


Nick Offerman Thinks We Don't Want to Hear About His Sex Life. He Is Wrong


Speedo Just Dumped Ryan Lochte & Daniel Radcliffe Has Some 'Really F*cking Racist' Friends


Don't Ask Women Questions About Their Bodies If You're Not Ready For a VERY Detailed Answer


Better Choices For the New Mary Jane, According to the Internet


'Dramaworld' Is 'Pleasantville' For Our Entitled Fandom, Shipping-Obsessed Times


Harrison Ford Is Going to Eat Jared Leto Alive and We All Get to Watch


Gee, It's Almost Like the Special Treatment We Constantly Award Athletes Encourages Them To Be Assholes


A Bunch of Good News & Cute Baby Animals to Get You Through a Garbage Week


Should Tweets Get You Fired?


Shocker: The Worst Internet Trolls Are Really Super Boring In Person


Tilda Swinton Is Taking Baby Steps Towards Hearing Those 'Doctor Strange' Criticisms


Simone Biles Won 4 Gold Medals & Kissed Zac Efron. She Is the Happiest Teenager On the Planet


A Tribute to the Intense Loneliness of Marge Simpson, As Told By the Creator of 'Bojack Horseman'


A Reminder That One of the Internet's Worst Human Trash Fires Still Writes For Amy Schumer


Whatever You Think of Kevin Smith's Movies, He Continues to Kill It In the Dad Department


The Internet Isn't All Bad: Raising Awareness With Hot Actors and Puppies


Let's Celebrate Jennifer Lawrence's Birthday With a Whole Bunch of Internet Backlash


SNL's Shake-Up Could Be a Step Towards Creating the Show We All Keep Asking For


'Florence Foster Jenkins' Is the Perfect Anti-Blockbuster & Anti-Election Season Relief


Hugh Grant Thinks Monogamy Belongs In the Bible, Not the Bedroom


Which Wildly Successful Movie Did Hugh Grant Turn Down?


Hugh Jackman's Instagram Shows What Lighting/Possibly Makeup/The Human Aging Process Can Do


Rachel Bloom Would Like to Remind You That Hollywood is Terrible and Everything Is Garbage


Well, At Least UnREAL Knows How Badly It Messed Up This Season


Ben Folds, Samira Wiley & The End of Sunday Funday: Here's What We Know About 'You're the Worst' Season 3


Robert Downey Jr, King of Dad Jokes, Is Just Trolling Tom Hiddleston Now


NBC & The Olympics Are Still Trying to Figure Out What to Do With Womenfolk


Dustin From 'Stranger Things' Singing Showtunes Is What We All Need More Of In Our Lives


'Gotham's' New Recasting Decision Will Make Your Skin Crawl


The World Hates Taylor Swift More Than Bill Cosby Because Perspective Isn't Our Strong Suit


How Has Hollywood Not Learned: This Diversity Thing Doesn't Have to Be This Hard


The TCA Awards Do One Cool Thing That Deserves Way More Attention


Wait But Why? A 'New Girl'/'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Crossover Is Happening


Is Anyone More Forgettable Than Scott Eastwood?


It's Almost Impressive How Clint Eastwood Managed to Double Down On His Own Awfulness


IMPORTANT: Keri Russell & Matthew Rhys Are Generously Letting Us Gape at Their Beautiful Nerd Love


Jared Leto Is Just Actively Refusing to Let Us Like Him Now


Mathew McConaughey's New Career Goal: Chill, Southern Donald Draper


Well Done, Orlando Bloom. We Hadn't Even Realized We'd Forgotten About You


It's Really Hard to Choose a Worst Moment From This Disgusting Clint Eastwood Interview


Actually, It's About Ethics In Movies We Haven't Seen


Daisy Ridley Has Left Instagram, Thanks to a Bunch of Gun Maniac A-Holes


Sesame Street Is Doing Major Damage Control After Realizing Fans Actually Care About Humans Sometimes


While Auditioning For the Role of Tom Cruise's Scientology Wife Is Not the Time For Honesty


Please Guard Your Hearts For Patton Oswalt's Beautiful, Terrifying Description of Grief


What We Need to See In Channing Tatum's Sexy Merman 'Splash' Remake


Don't Worry, Kids. You Can Still Be a Beauty Queen Even If You're Kinda Racist


This Is What Happens When the GOP Tries to Get In On the Meme Game


Has 'UnREAL' Become Too Terrible a Show to Ever Be Saved?


Raise Your Hand If You've Ever Felt Personally Victimized By Bradley Cooper


Hold Up, Are We Getting a Furiosa Line of Hot Topic Clothing?


'Absolutely Fabulous' Revels In Its Frivolity, But Can't Transcend It


Exactly What 'Family Values' Got This T-Shirt Banned From Walmart?


Women, Please Do Not Take Gynecological Advice From Celebrities


Please Don't Binge-Watch Season Three of 'Bojack Horseman,' Or It May Destroy You


Our First 'Gilmore Girls' Trailer Wants Very Badly to Remind Us We Are All Lorelai


Please Oh Please Oh Please Let This Story About Sean Hannity Be True


Yes, We All Fantasize About Slapping Justin Timberlake. Please Don't Ever Actually Do It


Wait, Did No One Explain to Lupita Nyong'o What a Spoiler Is?


Paul Feig's Next Project Will Tackle One of the Weirdest Stories In Fashion Industry History


Jeremy Renner's Awfulness Just Keeps Spiraling Out of Control: Deadbeat Dad Edition


Oh Look, It's That Thing We All Wanted 'Vinyl' To Be


A Line By Line Breakdown of Everything Gross & Wrong With Trump's Defense of Roger Ailes


What Better Way to Defend Your Female Characters Than To Call Your Fans 'Pussies'?


Yup, Margot Robbie Thought That Vanity Fair Interview Was 'Really Weird' Too


10 Comic-Con Cosplayers Who Clearly DGAF About Personal Comfort


We Have a Captain Marvel and It Feels Too Perfect to Be True


Leslie Jones Wants to Remind You That 'Freedom of Speech' Doesn't Mean What You Think It Means


'Captain Fantastic' Is The Perfect Liberal Hippie Socialist First-Date Movie


'Veep' Just Lost an Emmy Over 10 Seconds of Footage


Heads Up, 'Hamilton' Fans! Daveed Diggs Is Coming to 'Black-ish'


It Takes An Incredible Evil to Make Glenn Beck Sound Reasonable


John Cho Explains His Three Reservations About Making Sulu Gay


A Reminder to Anyone Who Thinks Leslie Jones Ruined 'Ghostbusters': The Original Ghostbusters Hate You


What the Pajiba 10 Would Have Looked Like If Voting Had Started Two Weeks Later


Shut It Down, The Taylor Swift Defense Has Officially Jumped Every Shark


Meet Nickelodeon's First Married Gay Couple!


Literally Nothing Makes Me Feel More Out of Touch Than Selena Gomez


Johnny Depp's 'Super Group' Is a Whole Lot Less Super Than We Might Have Guessed


Need a Good Laugh? These Pictures of a 'Women Vote Trump' Rally Have You Covered


Leslie Jones' Twitter Mentions Are Sickening, Which Is Exactly Why We All Need to See Them


William Shatner Wants Us to Remember That He Is a Garbage Fire of Human Waste


Jenny McCarthy & Tara Reid Are Fighting Over the Title of Most Embarrassing Mess


11 Great Female Friendships We Just Want to Live Inside


The Week's Best, Worst, and Most Embarrassing Pokémon Go Stories


How to Be Human Garbage, Courtesy of This Body-Shaming Playboy Model


Break Out Your Tiniest Violins For This Poor Sexist 'Wonder Woman' Artist


A Pajiba Confusion Primer: Am I Sexist If I Don't Like the New 'Ghostbusters'?


Can Someone Please Explain the Witchcraft Behind Kristen Stewart's Terrifying Dress?


Tituss Burgess Has Written Exactly One Yelp Review and It Is a Scathing Delight


Okay, Let's Do It. Let's Talk About 'Orange Is the New Black' Season 4


Blake Lively Says It's 'Very, Very Dangerous' To Talk About Woody Allen's Personal Life


Forbes' List of the World's 100 Highest Paid Celebrities Will Make You Feel Woefully Out of Touch


What Kind of Bullshit Is This? 'Fast & Furious' Won't Let Helen Mirren Be Fast OR Furious?


Jared Leto Just Articulated Everything We Find Disturbing About His Acting Methods


Who Are You to Judge Adele's Pizza-Related Demands?


Admitted & Proud Clickbait: This Post Involves the Words 'Aya Cash,' 'Sex,' and 'Nudity'


We're Getting a New 'Jessica Jones' Book & It's Not Even Our Birthday


The 6 Coolest & Weepiest Takeaways From This Weekend's Big 'Hamilton' Farewell and Afterparty


How Long Before Alanis Morissette's Baby Forgives Her For Giving Her This Name?


A Genuine Lack of Understanding of This Summer's Movie Posters


A 'Get Off Our Lawn' Round Up of All the Shit You Were Too Old For This Week


Match the Celebrity to the Super Gross Quote a Male Journalist Has Written About Her


Prep Your Gag Reflexes: Woody Allen and Justin Timberlake Are Teaming Up


This May Surprise You: George Takei Calls the Idea Of a Gay Sulu 'Really Unfortunate'


You Guys, Mischa Barton Is So Sad


Emily Ratajkowski Guts Piers Morgan's Sexist Tweet


There's a Lot to Hate About That Margot Robbie Profile, And Twitter's Got All of It Covered


We Almost Lost Sarah Silverman Last Week


A Flurry of Tears, Happy and Sad, For Lin-Manuel Miranda's Last #Ham4Ham Show


Leave It to Piers Morgan to Get Us to Defend Tom Hiddleston & Taylor Swift


We Finally Have the Perfect Words to Describe How Terrible We Are to Pregnant Celebrities


Meet the Real-Life Posterboys of Punchable Mediocrity


Sorry For the Inferiority Complex, But This 9-Year-Old Just Signed a Four Book Deal


The Hiddleswift Romance Is a Lot More Interesting If You Choose to See the Illuminati Conspiracy Behind It


You Don't Need to Know Anything About Squirrel Girl to Know Anna Kendrick Needs That Role


Stacey Dash Maybe Isn't Such a Funny Joke Anymore, Called Jesse Williams a 'Hollywood Plantation Slave'


The Continuing Saga of Leslie Jones vs. Fashion Designer Jerkfaces


For All the Celebrities Who Try to Convince Us They're 'Just Like Us!', Margot Robbie May Actually Have Done It


You Know Hiddleswift's Love Is Pure and True Because of the INSANE Amount of Money They've Spent Proving It, Right?


Calvin Harris Could Give a Master Class In How Not to Handle a Breakup


Everything You Thought You Knew About Wizardry Is Bullshit! J.K. Rowling Just Introduced a New Sorting Quiz


We Need to Talk About Appropriate Levels of Investment In Celebrity Gossip


Get Out of Here, Johnny Depp, No One Wants Your 'Surprise Appearances'


We Finally Have an Answer to Our 'Game of Thrones' Magical Teleporter Questions


Rory Gilmore and Michelle Obama Got Together to Talk About Books, And Yes This Is a Safe Space to Fan Out Like Crazy


Winona Ryder Deftly Navigated the Johnny Depp Conversation


What Happened to These Celebrities' Beautiful Faces?


On Its Birthday, 6 Things You Might Not Know About 'The Devil Wears Prada'


Ariel Winter Doesn't Give a Crap What You Thought of Her Terrible, Terrible Dress


The Absolute Dumbest Tweets Opposing This Week's House Sit-In


A Realtime Meltdown Reaction to the Horrific New 'Ghostbusters' Theme Song


Add 'Leonardo DiCaprio's Vape Stink' to the List of Things Hillary Clinton Has to Put Up With


Amy Poehler Is Getting In On the Comedy Misandry Game


Paul Feig Is Proposing a Franchise We Can Get Behind


28-Year-Old Crone Elizabeth Banks Was Deemed Too Old to Kiss 27-Year-Old Spider-Man


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8 TV Father Figures We'd Kill to Get a Pep Talk From


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12 of the Best-Worst Reasons to Not Believe in Astrology


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Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston Put Their Mouths on Each Other And the Internet Is Going INSANE


However Terrifying You Think a Trump Rally Is, It's So Much Worse


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Will Arnett's Girlfriends Got So Young, Megan Fox Wanted to Stock Up on Lunchables


The Most Beautiful Responses to the Week's Most Garbage Events


David Letterman Says All the Things We've All Been Thinking About Late Night TV


For All of Us Who Were Unaware That Benicio del Toro Is a Garbage Human, He Is


Why That Abrupt 'Americans' Season Ending Makes Perfect Sense


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If Helen Mirren Admires Kim Kardashian, Does That Mean We Have To, Too?


Morgan Freeman Wants to Teach You the Nonexistent Difference Between 'Sexism' and 'Misogyny'


What to Expect From Tonight's 'UnREAL' Season 2 Premiere


Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Are the 'Dickheads of the Decade' & Maisie Williams Isn't Here For Your Stupid, Sexist Headlines


8 Infamous On-Set Catfights That Prove Paul Feig Wrong


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Jimmy Kimmel Told HuffPo to 'Fuck Off' & You Can Start Expecting a New Batch of Breakup Songs From Taylor Swift


5 Recent Modern Anthems We Didn't Know We Needed


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Megan Fox Is Taking Life Advice From Her Unborn Child & Sienna Miller Should Maybe Keep Her Word Vomit To Herself


Melissa McCarthy's New Role Is a Step Towards the Hollywood We All Want to See


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What Is Going On With 'Rogue One'?


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Things The Internet Gets Way Too Excited About: Johnny Depp's Daughter Wearing a Freaking Hoodie


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Irrelevant Human Vanilla Ice Doesn't Get Kids Today & Beyonce is Just Talking In Riddles Now


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The Schadenfreudiest Parts of Jessica Biel's Beautiful Trainwreck of a Restaurant


Robert Downey, Jr.'s Idea of 'The Best Night of Your Life' Is Terrifying and Intriguing


Jeremy Renner's Trying Out the Idea of Being a Decent Human, and It's Not a Great Fit


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Thanks to Tessa Thompson, 'Thor: Ragnarok' Is a Thing We're Excited About Now


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Scarlett Johansson Won't Talk About Equal Pay & Cameron Diaz Does Science


What The 'Rogue One' Trailer Looked Like If You're a Total Sexist Idiot Face


Think You're Numb to Trump's Grossness? This Quote Will Test That


All the Secrets We Can Glean From the New 'Gilmore Girls' Pictures


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Jessica Williams Tries to Make Sense of Trans Panic. The Problem: None of This Shit Makes Sense


The Latest Kesha Ruling Is a Huge Step Back & A Slap In the Face For All Non-Garbage Humans


Tina Fey & Tituss Burgess Had a Surprise Broadway Insult Battle


Kerry Washington Has Mastered the Art of Letting People Know How Badly They've F*cked Up


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In the Most Perfect Casting Ever, Joel McHale Is Chevy Chase... And You're Not


HBO, Please Listen to Emilia Clarke's Idea For How 'Game of Thrones' Should End. It's Perfect


Charlize Theron Doesn't Think You Understand How Hard Life Can Be For the Really Ridiculously Good-Looking


Why Did Jon Stewart Turn Down a Cameo In 'Star Wars'?


HBO's 'Animals' Is Crude, Childish, and And Cracks the Pain of Our Very Existence Wide Open


The 'Star Wars' Cast Is Coming For Your Loins With a Daisy Ridley Rap and a Shakespearean Oscar Isaac


Kesha Reveals Sony's Disgusting Proposal & Gwyneth Paltrow's Latest Beauty Tip May Be the Dumbest Yet


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Can You Tell a 'Game of Thrones' Sword From an 80s Metal Band?


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Martin Sheen Wants You to Stop Picking on O.J. Simpson


Oh Channing Tatum, It's Time to Give Up On 'Gambit'


Kiefer Sutherland's Attempt at a Country Music Career Is the Most Glorious Mess We Could Hope For


How to Take Down the Patriarchy With Lipstick and Video Games


I Want 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' to Burn Every Side of Its Love Triangle to the Ground


Charlize Theron Doesn't Know What Ghosting Is, But She Definitely Didn't Do It to Sean Penn


A Bunch of Your Favorite Comedians Honored Garry Shandling In the Coolest Way


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Henry Cavill Did a Fun Stunt to Prove No One Cares About Henry Cavill


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28-Year-Old Crone Olivia Wilde Was Deemed 'Too Old' To Play Leonardo DiCaprio's Wife


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Which of These Jawlines Is Going to Be the Young Han Solo?


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Daisy Ridley Sure Knows How to Let a Guy Down Easy


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Stop! Stop Whatever You're Doing & Watch The Cast of 'Hamilton' Play The White House


Only Five Movies Later, Black Widow Is Finally Getting Her Fair Share of Merch


Warning: You Cannot Unsee Macklemore's Oil Painting of Justin Bieber's Sensual Pancake Privates


Comment Diversion: Who Was the First Character You Truly Identified With?


Henry Cavill Really Blurs the Line Between Refreshingly Honest & Total Asshat


Finally, We Get to Watch Meryl Streep Be Very, Very Bad At Something


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Janelle Monae's 'Hidden Figures' Is Already Our Favorite Movie & It Doesn't Come Out Till Next Year


Stock Up On Brain Bleach Because Here's More Than You Ever Wanted to Know About Hulk Hogan's Bathing Suit Parts


'New Girl' Didn't Do the Worst Thing They Could Have Done, And That's Worthy of Praise, I Guess


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9 'For Her' Products To Remind Women That No One Knows What the Hell to Do With Us


Were These Really the Best Kisses of the Year?


Charlie Hunnam Got a First-Hand Lesson In Staying Off the Internet


The Most Important Question of Our Time: Did Hitler Like to Get Pooped On?


What the Hell Is Chloe Grace Moretz Doing on Korean 'SNL'?


The New 'Spider-Man' Will Be 'Heavily Non-White' But Who Is 'Michelle'?


Jennifer Garner Is the Best 'Batman v Superman' Ad & Louis CK Is a 'F*cking Celebrity With An Opinion'


Are Rachel McAdams & Taylor Kitsch Still a Thing & Zoe Saldana Is Being 'Viciously' Attacked Over The Nina Simone Movie


'Whiskey Tango Foxtrot' Review: Finally, A Sliver of the TV Tina Fey Has Found Her Way Into a Tina Fey Movie


Maisie Williams is Dating a Normal & Don't Welcome Kumail Nanjiani to America. He Already Lives Here, Dummy


Tina Fey Says Leonardo DiCaprio Has 9 Years Left to Get the Model Banging Out of His System


Unless You Really, Truly Hate All Good Things, Take 16 Minutes to Watch the Oscar-Nominated 'World of Tomorrow' On Netflix


J.J. Abrams Promises That Yes, There Is Homosexuality In a Galaxy Far, Far Away


Hey, Commitment-Phobes. Adele Has No Patience For Your Cold Feet Bullcrap


It Feels Good to Know That, In a Pinch, Tom Hiddleston Will Pee On a Friend In Need


A Reminder That Oscar Winner Brie Larson Was An Angsty Teen Pop Sensation


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Remembering the Greatest Date In Oscars History


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Here's Your Way-Too-Adorable Cure For That Inevitable Oscar Fatigue


The Internet Is Mad at Chrissy Teigen Again & Has 'SNL' Officially Run Out of Ideas?


All the Insanely Hot Women Who Have Had to Pretend to Be In Love With Kevin James


Has Eliza Coupe Been Reading Our Erotic Fan Fiction?


This 'Archer' Spread May Be the Splooshiest Thing to Ever Hit Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition


Jessica Williams Explores the Biblical Implications of 'Butt Baby Births'


How 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Tricked You Into Being a Theatre Person


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Charlie Sheen Says Testosterone Cream Made Him Nuts & Who Is 'The Secret Actress'?


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This Unofficial 'Keanu' Marketing Campaign Is Aggressively Over-the-Top Adorable


Jennifer Lawrence Is a Total Perv & Demi Lovato Wants Taylor Swift to Keep Her Cash to Herself


7 Branded Boozes to Improve Your Viewing Experience


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After a 35-Year Hiatus, Steve Martin Returned to Stand-Up Last Night


Emma Watson Is Taking an Acting Break & Why Rachel McAdams Owes Her Career to Rob Schneider


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Hollywood Isn't Going to Stop Being Dumb & Sexist On Its Own, So Jessica Chastain Is Helping


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8 Of the Most Ridiculous Product Placements & Cross-Promotions In TV & Movie History


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Bill Murray Lost It at Justin Timberlake's Birthday Party & Rebel Wilson's BAFTA Word Vomit


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Kanye's Leaked List of All-Caps Rules For His Performers Is Our New Lifeblood


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Justin Theroux Wants to Be Mayor & The Avengers' Paychecks Are Even More Imbalanced Than You Thought


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Quentin Tarantino Thinks Black Critics Talk About His Race Too Much


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Tracy Morgan Returns to Standup & T.I. Says the Loch Ness Monster Could Be President Before Hillary Clinton


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All the Ways In Which People Just Don't Get UT Austin's 'Open Dildo Carry' Movement


Ronda Rousey Will Murder the Next Person to Call Her Fat & Shia LaBeouf Talks, Just Not to You


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'Pan' Is a Big Sloppy Mess of WTF That Occasionally Stumbles Into Something Resembling Art


'Game of Thrones' Just Brought On a New Mysterious (And Probably Evil) Red Priestess


The Disappointing Reason Why This Christina Hendricks Ad Was Banned In the U.K.


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Disney Didn't Let That Horrible 'Lava' Short Stop Them From Making Their First Hawaiian Princess


Kanye Says the Fashion Industry Hates Him Because He's Straight & Warning: Do Not EVER Call Nicki Minaj Dramatic


Everything We Know About Jared Leto's Weird As Hell On Set 'Suicide Squad' Behavior


How Ashley Judd Found Out a Ton of Other Actresses Shared Her Exact Story Of Sexual Harassment


Nicole Kidman Has Some Troubling Thoughts On How to Shoot Painful Sex Scenes


Grace Jones Looked For a Soul Inside Lady Gaga and Came Up Empty


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Finally, the Most Thankless Job In the Marvel Universe Is Getting Its Due


Hugh Grant Is a Baby Making Machine & Nick Jonas and Kate Hudson Are Definitely Maybe a Thing


The Dangerous, Sprawling Implications of 'The Leftovers' Great 'Perfect Strangers' Conspiracy


Those Selfie-Obsessed Sorority Girls Would Like To Show You What the High Road Looks Like


The 'Serial' TV Show Team Truly Believes It Will Make History. They May Not Be Wrong


Jennifer Lawrence Loves Peeing In Sinks & Sandra Bullock May Have Adopted a Baby Girl


Old Men vs. Teenage Girls: Who Deserves Your Mockery More?


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Candace Cameron Bure Doesn't Know What Words Mean, Says Twitter Trolls Are 'Raping' Her


Yeah, No Duh: Damon Lindelof Says He Was 'Really Depressed' While Writing 'The Leftovers'


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Tom Brady Is Tired Of Everyone Making Fun Of His Trump Support: He Doesn't Even 'Enjoy' Politics


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Marion Cotillard Is Not a Feminist, Justin Bieber Is Not a Taco & Billy Eichner Doesn't Know What 'Latino' Means


A Sexy Reminder That When Applied Correctly, a Mustache Can Be a Hell of a Thing


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Michael B. Jordan Shows Us What a Celebrity Apology Done Right Looks Like & Courtney Love Wasn't Invited to Her Daughter's Wedding


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Matt Damon Considers 'Daredevil' & Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks Stephen Colbert Should Look Into Anal Bleaching


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Helen Mirren Wants Men to Stop Treating Women Like Property & Keep Their Hands to Themselves


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It Only Took 30 Years, But Miss America Finally Apologized For Slut Shaming Vanessa Williams


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Sarah Silverman Just Got Dramatic As F*ck


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Ellen Forced Caitlyn Jenner To Explain Her Excessively Hypocritical Thoughts On Gay Marriage


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Chrissie Hynde Doubled Down On Her Disgusting Rape Comments & Tom Hardy Took His Dog To a Movie Premiere


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Avril Lavigne Is Getting Divorced & Just How Racist Is Taylor Swift's New Video?


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Stephen Colbert Wants To Take You Home. You Should Definitely Let Him


Kermit the Frog's New Girlfriend Makes Us Feel Really Icky


J.K. Rowling Is Narrating Harry Potter's Son's First Day At Hogwarts


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Twitter Very Politely Told James Woods To Shut the Hell Up and Stop Trolling Them


'SNL' Just Released Extended Footage of The Best Sketch They've Done In Years


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Nicki Minaj Has No Patience For Miley Cyrus' Opinions Of Her & Rebel Wilson Makes Light of Police Brutality


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An Open Petition To Replace Bruce Willis With Steve Carell In EVERYTHING


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Madonna Says She 'Likes To Compare Herself to Picasso' & George RR Martin Throws Major Marvel Shade


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Two Truths & A Lie: Hollywood Projects We Wish Weren't Happening Edition


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Tom Cruise Almost Cost Us Ian McKellen's Most Iconic Roles & Brad Pitt's New Tattoo Is Adorably Confounding


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Michael Douglas Says The Secret To His Career Is His 'Big D*ck' & Patrick Stewart Petitions to Join Taylor Swift's BFF Squad


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Conan O'Brien's Weird Xenophobic Superhero Sketch Proves He Maybe Isn't Totally Infallible After All


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The Great Margot Robbie/Jared Leto Rat Conspiracy


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Jennifer Lawrence Knows How Dumb Her Tattoo Is & Ben Affleck Just Fast-Tracked His Mid-Life Crisis


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Jesse Eisenberg Says Comic-Con Is Like Genocide, Just In Case You Were Starting To Like Jesse Eisenberg


A Group of Cosplayers Reenacted Cersei's Walk of Shame And It Was Really, Really Weird


'You're The Worst' Finally Gets a Season 2 Premiere Date And a Sexy First Trailer


Tom Cruise Really Does Do His Own Stunts & They're F*cking TERRIFYING


John Oliver Reminds Us That Whoopi Goldberg's Infuriating Bill Cosby Support Is Nothing New


Jennifer Lawrence Says She's Famous Enough Now to Not Have to Be 'Very Underweight' & Ben Affleck Keeps Making a Mess Of His Divorce


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Here's Why the World Is Worse Off For the Loss Of Roger Rees


The Affleck/Garner Divorce Narrative Takes a Nasty Turn, and Ariana Grande Is Terrible at English


Lessons In Being Terrible At the Theatre: Patti LuPone WILL Take Your Phone Away


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And A Big 'F*ck You' To Steven Moffat, Who Says Doctor Who Should Never Be a Woman


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Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt Are Splitsville (For Real This Time) & Rob Lowe Spewed Some Nonsense At Ariana Grande


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Shut It All Down. Contest Over. Matt McGorry Has Officially Won the #FreeTheNipple Movement


Get Ready To Have Some Sexually Confusing Feelings About Spider-Man's Aunt May


Whoopi Goldberg Is the Only Person Left Defending Bill Cosby, So She's Going At It Extra Hard


Why Is Meg Ryan Trending Right Now?


This Is Hands Down The Best Thing To Come Out Of the Reddit AMA With 'MythBusters' Adam Savage


The First New 'X-Files' Footage Is Here, Full of Mulder Conspiracies and Skeptical Scully


Even More Idiocy From Michael Eisner & The Washington Post Thinks Amy Schumer Inspired the Charleston Shooting


Here's Why You Should Never Ever Be Afraid of a Stormtrooper


About That Time Peter O'Toole Slept With Over 1,000 Women


Amy Schumer Retooled Her Response To Those Allegations of Racism In Her Comedy


A Look At Why Dustin Hoffman May Think Movies Are So Terrible These Days


Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis's Secret-Wedding and Enough Soccer Sexism to Start Your Week Off Angry


6 Couples Who Switched Spots On the Celebrity Totem Pole While They Were Together


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How Did We Never Notice 'Terminator' and 'Halloween' Are the EXACT Same Movie?


'Magic Mike XXL' Is Fluff and Abs and Butts and a Whole Lot Better Than It Should Be


Paris Hilton Got A Million Dollars (And Some Dynamite Publicity) For That Plane Crash Prank


Lessons From Internet Wiseasses: This Is What Happens When Your Name Is Sarah (O’)Connor & You Tweet About Murderous Robots


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Unless We're All Being Pranked, Paul Thomas Anderson Is Making a Live Action 'Pinocchio' Starring Robert Downey Jr


Donald Trump Has No Idea How Free Speech Works & Paul Rudd Farted His Way Through An 'Ant-Man' Interview


Hayley Atwell Really Needs to Get Back to Work. Or Maybe an Intervention


Emilia Clarke Can't Stop, Won't Stop Propositioning Other Celebrities For Threesomes


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Someone Please, PLEASE Keep Minka Kelly Away From Sean Penn


It's a Big Day For Heartbreaking Comedy: Tig Notaro & Chris Farley Have Trailers You Need to See


The Very Best Questions From E.L. James' Disastrous Twitter Q&A


Here's What Love Looks Like: Some of the First Gay Couples to Get Married Friday


Can You Handle the Schadenfreude Of a Rattailed, Shirtless Shia LaBeouf Rapping About Potatoes?


Vogue Magazine Has No Idea How to Handle the Concept of a Bisexual Woman


If You Weren't Already Drowning In Tears Today, Barack Obama's 'Amazing Grace' Will Push You Over The Edge


A Lustful Tribute to Our Fallen Soldiers of Hotness


Jared Leto Is Taking His Creepy 'Suicide Squad' Method Acting Bullsh*t Too Far


Get Ready Betties and Baldwins, Amy Heckerling Says A 'Clueless' Musical Is Definitely Happening


The Best Bits Left Out of 'Inside Out' Prove We're All Way Too Neurotic For a 90-Minute Run Time


Jennifer Lawrence Got Enthusiastic For Some Paparazzi & Ben Affleck Has Really F*cked Things Up For PBS


Watch Out For Those Rising Hopes: Bryan Fuller Says 'Hannibal' May Not Be Done Yet


'Broad City's' Abbi Jacobson Agrees: That Pegging Episode Is the Best Thing They've Ever Done


Watch Jon Stewart's Entire 'Daily Show' Run Condensed Into Two Minutes


Charlie Sheen's Kids Are Being Punished For Being Unlucky Enough To Have Been Born To Charlie Sheen


Here's the City That Inspired 'True Detective' Season Two


Chuck Palahniuk Wants to Warp Your Children's Brains With 'Fight Club 4 Kids'


Take a Tour of 'Wet Hot American Summer's' Camp Firewood


Paris Hilton's Brother Makes Tom Hanks' Son Look Like a Lovable Boy Scout


The Grossest Corners of the Internet Had a LOT of Thoughts On John Oliver's Online Harassment Segment


Maisie Williams & Sophie Turner Are Publicly Reminiscing Over How Goddamn Precious They Used to Be


Natasha Lyonne Very Politely Told a Sexist Journalist to Go F*ck Himself


Miles Morales Is Our New 'Real' Spider-Man, So When Will the MCU Catch Up?


Anthony Mackie Has Some Strict (And Weird) Criteria For Chris Evans' Next Girlfriend


Whoopi Goldberg Would Like to Help Wes Anderson De-Whiten His Movies (Autoplay Video)


The Results Are In! The Great Bryce Dallas Howard 'Jurassic World' High Heel Debate


The First 'Dark Places' Trailer Is Here. Let the Book Reader Judgment Begin!


Miley Cyrus Is Gal Pal-ing Around With a Victoria's Secret Model & Is This Why Charlize Theron Dumped Sean Penn?


'Inside Out' Is a Do-Not-Miss For Any Human With Human-Based Emotions


This Week In 'Seriously, F*ck That Guy': HBO Finales Edition


Emma Stone Admits She Has Some 'Rebellious' Troll Tendencies


WTF? Barack Obama Is Going to Be On Marc Maron's Podcast


David Hasselhoff Won't Stop Talking About, Threatening to Show Off His Penis


Rob Zombie Is Making a Groucho Marx Biopic, Dogs & Cats Living Together, Mass Hysteria


Here Is Just How Little Adam Sandler Cares About Anything At All


Why Emma Stone Turned Down 'Ghostbusters' & Donald Trump 'Picked a Fight With the Wrong Guy'


Marvel Officially (And Ridiculously) Bows Down Before 'Jurassic World' The New Box Office King


The 'Peanuts Movie' Trailer Completely Nails the Warm Fuzzy Smart Nostalgia We All Crave


Meet Ramsay Bolton: The Nicest Guy In Westeros


The Great Bryce Dallas Howard 'Jurassic World' High Heel Debate


Miley Cyrus Says She's Gender Fluid & Aaron Paul Tried and Botched a Rambly, Awkward Prank


Today In Reboots and Reborquels: Evil Queens, a 'Crow' Shakeup, and More Anna Kendrick


Some of the Best and Weirdest 'Batman' Movies That Almost Were


'Game of Thrones' May Have Hit Peak Sex & Gender Bullsh*ttery In Its Finale


Channing Tatum Is Overdressed For Pride & Amy Schumer Left a 1000% Tip On a Restaurant Bill


A Seriously Scathing List: The Most Devastatingly Perfect Putdowns of 'Veep'


Mark Ruffalo Stopped By 'The Daily Show' to Publicly and Lovingly Shame Jon Stewart


Inside the Insanity of Marlon Brando's Absolutely Bonkers Secret Celebrity Acting Seminar


The Internet Is Losing Its Sh*t Over Jennifer Lawrence's Hot Bodyguard


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It Turns Out There IS One 'Gilmore Girls' Fan On #TeamLogan, And It's Lauren Graham


Marvel's Plan to Lady Up Their 'Civil War' Merchandise Still Comes Up Short


People Just Love to Tell Maggie Gyllenhaal She's 'Not Pretty Enough'


George R.R. Martin Is Getting Awfully Snippy With HBO & Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellan Made Kisses On Each Other


Behold, The Goddamn Cutest Sexiest Hollywood Love Story You've Ever Heard


John Cusack Shares His Government Theories, Is One Craft Store Trip Short of a Full-Blown Yarn Wall


All the Alternate Reality 'Clueless' Castings That Could Have Been


As Promised, Here Is John Oliver's Trinidadian Television Special, 'The Mittens of Disapproval Are On'


Twitter Poet Laureate Jaden Smith Is Teaming Up With Baz Luhrmann For a Spectacular Spectacular of WTF


Just In Case You Missed the Most Exciting Part Of the 'Hunger Games: Mockingjay' Trailer...


Caitlyn Jenner Is Being Sued For a Second Time Over That Fatal Car Crash


Netflix Just Grabbed Itself a Game Changing A-Lister


Who Better to Write the New 'Late Show' Theme Song Than Stephen Colbert? No One, That's Who


#TeamRory vs. #TeamAmber: Lauren Graham's Fictional Daughters Face Off


Jerry Seinfeld Says Kids Today Are Too PC For Comedy & Tim Gunn Would Like to 'Banish' Kim Kardashian


The Final 'Parks & Rec' Gag Reel Is Here: F-Bombs, Chris Pratt Farts & Tearful Goodbyes


Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks It's 'Slightly Misogynistic' to Ask About Her Competition & Patrick Stewart Defends an Anti-Gay Bakery


A Battle of Terrible Ideas: Michael Bay's Rwandan Cyclers Vs. 'Entourage' Harriet Tubman


'Spy' May Not Be Perfect, But Melissa McCarthy Sure Is


Key & Peele Take a Way-Too Realistic Look At the World of Pro Sports


This Week In 'Seriously, F*ck That Guy': Caitlyn Jenner Backlash Edition


Colin Trevorrow 'Doesn't Totally Disagree' With Joss Whedon's 'Jurassic World' Disappointment


Taylor Swift Has Taken Paparazzi Evasion to Next-Level Crazypants Impressiveness


13 Psychopathic Reboots You Might Enjoy If You're Excited For the New Christian Grey-Centric '50 Shades'


If You've Ever Wondered Why George's Fiancée Susan Was Killed Off of 'Seinfeld', Blame Julia Louis-Dreyfuss


George R.R. Martin Explains Why There's So Much Rape In 'Game of Thrones'


The Sony Hack Is Being Made Into a Movie (Minus All the Fun Scandally Bits)


Chet Haze Doubles Down on His Love of the N-Word & James Franco Refuses to Be Out-Weirded


If John Oliver Is a Man Of His Word, We'll See Him Guzzling a Bud Light This Weekend


Ranking the Assumed Discomfort of These Celebrities Posing Naked With Fish


Pixar's First Trailer For 'The Good Dinosaur' Has All the Childhood Wonder You've Given Up Expecting From 'Jurassic World'


Laverne Cox Had the Absolute Best Reaction to Caitlyn Jenner & Nickelodeon's Drake Bell Had the Dumbest


'Ant-Man' Found the Only Thing That Might Make Us Care Even Less About 'Ant-Man'


Okay, You Think Jessica Lange Looks Like Caitlyn Jenner. She Gets It. You Can Stop Now


The Guy Who Asked Tom Hardy That Stupid Ass Question About 'Mad Max' Feminism Is Totes Sorry, Just Misunderstood


Tom Hanks' Son Is the Anti-Hanks & Kim Kardashian Teaches Us How to Milk a Pregnancy For Maximum Ratings


The Best and Worst of What's New On Netflix in June


Matthew Weiner's Official 'Mad Men' Wish List Is a Bittersweet Bounty Of Stories We'll Never See


The Women of 'Cruel Intentions' Just Showed Us What 'Breaking the Internet' Actually Means


Leonardo DiCaprio Officially Does Not Care How Gross and Silly We Think He Is


Jesse Eisenberg Is a Surprisingly Impressive Stoner Jason Bourne


Key & Peele's 'Keanu' Gets a Will Forte & A Ridiculously Cool Plot Summary


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Lindsay Lohan, Real-Life Superhero & Your New Source of Personal Inspiration, Worked 8 Hours a Day For Two Whole Weeks


FX's Newest Show Is So Exciting, It Almost Feels Like a Prank


About That Time Miley Cyrus Got Netflix's 'Grace & Frankie' Renewed For a Second Season


Justin Bieber Found God In a Tree & J.K. Rowling Has No Time For Wizard-Hating Homophobes


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Finally That Sex Maniac Riker Gets the 'Star Trek' Spin-Off He's Always Deserved


Bill Nye, 'Broad City' & Amy Schumer Unite Forces to Explain the Mysteries of the Universe (For White Women)


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Now You Can Wear Jason Statham's Face On Your Face


'Draco Malfoy Is a Straight Up F*ck Boy' & Other Highlights From Pete Davidson's 'Harry Potter' Marathon


Kim Kardashian Says Plastic Surgery Is a Super Great Way to Fix a Teenager's Self Esteem


Rose Byrne Calls Hollywood Gender Discrimination What It Is: Straight Up Illegal


Drunk Chris Pratt Is Your Favorite Acting Coach


Oh, So THIS Is Why Everyone's Been Talking About Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak Lately


Tom Cruise Shows Off His Busted Face and Neville Longbottom's Sexiness Is Making JK Rowling Uncomfortable


Nathan Fillion Acts Out Our 'Mad Men' Erotic Friend Fan Fic


'Game of Thrones: The Musical' Continues With Nikolaj Coster-Waldau's Incesty Love Letter to Cersei


Starting the Tears Early: Here's David Letterman's Last 'Late Show' Entrance Ever


Never Forget: No One In the History of Celebrity Sex-Making Has More Game Than Cher


Beyoncé Just Poured Your College Tuition Into a Hot Tub & George Clooney Gets B*tchy With His Trolls


Simon Pegg Gave His Apology Way More Weight Than It Deserved, And We're Thankful For It


Chris Pratt Working Through His Body Issues Is Good Therapy For All of Us


Leonardo DiCaprio and Paris Hilton Fought Over a Purse & Someone Please Get Robin Thicke's Dog Away From Him, Immediately


'Transparent's' Jill Soloway Wants Women In Hollywood to Do More, Cry More, and Generally F*ck Some Sh*t Up


Taye Diggs Will Make Super Sexy History As Broadway's New Hedwig


'Jurassic World's Indominus Rex Is Trying to Sell Us Cars Now


Tina Fey's Best Life Advice to Us On Her 45th Birthday


Cate Blanchett Breaks Our Hearts By Walking Back Those Bisexuality Comments & Lindsay Lohan Has a Foolproof Backup Plan to Doing Actual Work


The Best Ladies' Night Alternatives to 'Pitch Perfect 2' Available on Netflix Right Now


HBO Looks to Be Gearing Up to Give Us One of the Year's Most Incredible Performances


A Treasure Trove of Deleted R-Rated Scenes From 'Can't Hardly Wait' Was Hidden From the World. This Will Not Stand


Woody Allen's New Amazon Project Is Already a Disaster & Kathy Griffin Is Sh*tting On Joan Rivers' Legacy


'Pitch Perfect 2' Review: Were You Expecting More Than This?


Should We Expect More From Anna Kendrick's Silly 'Indiana Jones' Parody?


Andrew Keegan's Cult Ended Maybe Not the Way You Expected, But Definitely the Way It Deserved


Professional A**hole Dane Cook Was Banned From the Laugh Factory For Being an A**hole


'The Simpsons' Has Just Said Goodbye To One of Its Greatest, Most Prolific Voices


Diego Luna May be the Latest Addition to the Increasingly Beautiful 'Star Wars' Landscape


Only Louis C.K. and Kate McKinnon Can Make 'SNL' Promos You Actually Want to Watch


McDonalds' New Hamburglar Has Gone From Creepy to Flat-Out Sad


Cate Blanchett Has Had Relationships With Women 'Many Times' and Michael Fassbender Doesn't Give a Crap About Aaron Sorkin


Hollywood Is Remaking 'The Fugitive'? Dial Up the Rage, It's Intervention Time


The Final 'Mad Men' Promo Says Goodbye By Smothering You In Beautiful Nostalgia


Jeremy Piven Is Doing 'Entourage' Interviews In Character As The Only Person You Like Less Than Jeremy Piven


The 'Ninja Turtles' Sequel Is Dangerously Close to Making Us Want to See It


The Kardashians Finally Address Their Insane Body Image Issues & Miles Teller Is a Real Life Super Hero


Jean-Claude Van Damme Recreated His 'Kickboxer' Dance on Conan, Proves He's Just As Weird/Sexy As Always


About That Time Emilia Clarke Asked Channing Tatum and His Wife to Do Sex Things With Her


Brittany Snow Rapping Is the Worst 'Pitch Perfect 2' Ad You'll See


How 'Silicon Valley' Used a Masturbating Monkey to Explore the Complexities of Morality and Technology


Madonna Doesn't Exactly Turn Down Marilyn Manson's Offer to 'Fornicate' & Who Thought It Was Okay to Let Lindsay Lohan Work at a Preschool?


What Was Behind That TERRIBLE Don Draper Impression On Last Week's 'Mad Men'?


Rosamund Pike Continues to Cash In On that Beautiful, Demented WTFery She Does So Well


Are You Excited For Edgar Wright's 'Baby Driver' Yet? You Maybe Should Be


Kristen Stewart Calls Plastic Surgery 'Vandalism' & Mindy Kaling Calls Her Relationship With BJ Novak 'Weird As Hell'


10 Pants-Igniting Things Oscar Isaac Is the Absolute Best At


Scarlett Johansson and Mark Ruffalo Had Very Different Takes On Their 'Age of Ultron' Love Story


Idris Elba Put His Gorgeous Self In Real-Life Danger, We Are Equal Parts Impressed and Worried


If Sony Wants to Solve Its 'Woman Problem' By Throwing Money at Jennifer Lawrence, She's Probably Okay With That


We May Now Live In a World Where We Have to Take Kim Kardashian Seriously


'Welcome to Me' Review: Like It Or Not, Kristen Wiig Has Become Her Own Genre


Why the Joss Whedon Criticism Makes Him Sad & The Other Best Answers From Mark Ruffalo's Reddit AMA


You'll Definitely Want to Check Out Meryl Streep's 'Ricki and the Flash' American Flag Back Tattoo


'The Mindy Project' Is Moving to Hulu. Is This the Shake-Up It Needs or the Beginning of the End?


Marvel Fans Couldn't Wait to Yell at a 9-Year-Old Reviewer Because the Internet Is Just The Worst


Leonardo DiCaprio Proves He's a Totally Normal Cool Guy Who Also Makes His Friends Block His Face on Instagram


Anna Kendrick Gives a 'What the F*ck?' to Hollywood's Weird, Backwards Casting Processes


Madonna's Comments On Her Drake Kiss Are Somehow Even Weirder Than the Already Really Weird Kiss Itself


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You'll Never Be Able to Unsee the Awesomeness of the 'Never a Dress' Campaign


'Ridiculous Six' Cultural Consultant On Why He Quit: It's Even Worse Than We Thought


Kit Harington Is Going to Lose It If We Don't Stop Talking About His Beautiful Hair


Paul Feig Explains What Could Possibly Have Made Him Want to Make a Play-Doh Movie


Why Oh Why Would Laura Linney Join the Cast of 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2'?


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Emma Stone Is Just Trolling Us Now With Her Andrew Garfield Breakup


Has Late Night TV Jumped the Celebrity Game Shark?


Trevor Noah's Awkward 'Daily Show' Return Was Straight Up Embarrassing


Is There Anything Left to Enjoy About 'New Girl'?


Joss Whedon Continues to Hate All of Marvel's Choices: 'Daredevil' Edition


Kristen Stewart Says Her 'Twilight' Sex Scene Was Pure 'Agony,' Calls Fame 'Worst Thing in the World'


Are Jared Leto's Super-Buff Arms Enough to Make You Forget About That Last Stupid Promo Shot?


21 Jump Street + Broad City = Probably the Best Thing Ever, Right?


RDJ Talks About His 'Weirdo' Interview With That 'Syphilitic Parasite.' He, Uh, Doesn't Hold Back


Because The Internet Hasn't Been An A**hole In a While: Here's Your Robert Downey Jr Backlash


Jenny Slate's New FX Show Will Be Your Favorite New Thing


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Justin Bieber Ruined a High School's Prom & Jennifer Lawrence Turned Down a Date With a Prince


Call In Sick For the Week: Here's Everything Leaving Netflix May 1st


Amy Schumer Would Really Like It If Theaters Would Stop Showing Kevin Hart Movies


Mark Ruffalo Was Made to Answer All of Scarlett Johansson's Usual Stupid, Sexist Interview Questions


'The Age of Adaline' Has a Brilliant Short Buried In Two Hours of Total Crap


Leonardo DiCaprio Is On Tinder and Russell Brand Is Trying Celibacy Because There Can Only Be One Sleazy Sex King At A Time


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Possibly the Only Thing More Offensive Than Adam Sandler's 'Ridiculous Six' Is Netflix's Defense Of It


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Robert Downey Jr. Ditched an Interview When Asked About His Drug Past


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Here Are All the Things Roseanne Barr Doesn't Give a Crap About


Congratulations Madonna, You Are Officially the Worst Person In the (Theatre) World


Has Johnny Depp Officially Given Up On Trying to Be a Presentable Human?


If 'The Little Prince' Ends Up Being Anywhere Near As Beautiful As This Trailer, We're All In For Something Magical


Watch John Travolta's 4-Year-Old Son Adorably Freak Out At David Letterman


Confirmed! 'The X-Files' Greatest Stink-Eye Will Be Returning For the New Season


Netflix's New Original 'Scrotal Recall' Is So Much Better Than Its Attention-Grabby Title


Tom Cruise Is Personally Bankrolling Scientology's Army of Spies & Ben Affleck Tries to Rewrite History


7 Celebrity Music Videos (Maybe) Worse Than David Hasselhoff's Latest Atrocity


This 7-Year-Old Kid Thinks It's Total Crap That Jedi Can't Get Married


The Maddening Reason Why Michelle MacLaren Left 'Wonder Woman'


There's a New Kick-Ass 'Jurassic World' Poster With a New Trailer Promised to Follow


Shia LaBeouf's Gross Rattail Says Celebrities are 'Enslaved Flesh'


Never Forget: The Original 'Star Wars' Trailer Was Kind of Terrible


Is CBS Going to Slather Instagram Filters All Over 'I Love Lucy'?


Jared Leto Finally Gives Us a Quick Look at Those Red Joker Lips


Some Better Uses of Your Time Than Watching Ryan Gosling's Abysmal 'Lost River'


Louis CK Sort-of-But-Not-Really Apologized to Sarah Palin & Gwyneth Paltrow's Food Bank Backlash Continues


When Terry Crews Serenades Betty White, How Are We Supposed to Know Who to Feel Jealous Of?


Television is Kicking Film's Ass In the LGBT Representation Department


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Charlize Theron Finally Explains the Sean Penn Attraction & Jerry Seinfeld Thinks YouTube Is a 'Giant Garbage Can'


Analyzing Jake Gyllenhaal's Musical Theatre Potential for 'Little Shop of Horrors'


Here's Your First Look at David Tennant's Less-Than-Purple Purple Man


Joss Whedon Apologizes For That 'Jurassic World' Tweet, Says It Was 'Bad Form'


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Justin Bieber Is Too Insufferable Even For Coachella, The World's Insufferability Capital


Shonda Rhimes Is Done Talking About Diversity Because ‘This Is Not the Jim Crow South’


Hey, Look! It's The Things That Happened On HBO Last Night That WEREN'T 'Game of Thrones'


This Feels Like a Step Down For Terry Crews


Gwyneth Paltrow Gave Up on Her Food Stamp Challenge & Miley Cyrus Forgot How Shirts Work


Coachella Is Your One-Stop Shop For Stupid Celebrity Fashion


But... But Why? 'Rocky Horror' Will Be Your Next Live Event Hate-Watch


Has Marc Maron Been Painstakingly Cutting a Co-Host Out of His WTF Podcast This Entire Time?


Up and Coming Comedian Madonna Should Absolutely Not Quit Her Day Job


Scott Eastwood Says Ashton Kutcher Boned His Girlfriend & Gwyneth Paltrow Tries and Fails to Be Just Like Us


A Comprehensive Analysis of All the Disneyland Rides That Should Be Ryan Gosling Movies


Does This First Look at Yellowjacket Renew Your Interest in 'Ant-Man'?


Warning, Netflix May Be Trying to Drown Us In Awesome Trailers Today: 'Grace and Frankie'


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Justin Bieber Got Handsy With Ariana Grande & Jennifer Westfeldt and Jon Hamm May Be Splitsville


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Watch the 'Twin Peaks' Cast Beg David Lynch to Please Come Back


If You've Ever Said Marilyn Manson Has a Punchable Face, You Were Apparently Right


What Those 'Better Call Saul' Easter Eggs Tell Us About Jimmy McGill's Future


Need a Quick Dose of Amy Schumer to Keep You Going?


The Artist Who Created That Terrifying Lucille Ball Statue Has Been Getting Death Threats, Because the Internet Is a Calm and Rational Place


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Yup, It's Happened. Here's the 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Porn Parody, Complete With Penis-Shaped Groot


Historical Accuracy Is For Nerds: Hollywood's Long Love Affair With White Jesus


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Dreamcasting a Potentially Not-Terrible Version of That Live Action 'Winnie the Pooh'


George and Brad Takei's 'It Takeis Two' Is a Warm, Cuddly, Snarky Blanket of Adorableness


Jamie Dornan Stalked a Woman to Prep For Playing a Serial Killer on 'The Fall'


Gwyneth Paltrow Had Her Aura Photographed, Has Scientific (?) Proof She's Better Than You


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Edgar Wright's Next Movie Gets a Plot and a Babyfaced Lead Actor


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Justin Bieber Says His Life Is Not Easy, and We'd All See That If We Weren't Such Stupid Peasant Idiots


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Why Jon Hamm Wasn't Allowed to Do 'Gone Girl'


John Oliver Asks You To Please Not Be an Asshole This April Fool's Day


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Jamie Foxx Smeared Schlocky Transphobia All Over the iHeartRadio Awards & Anna Kendrick Says She's Just Waiting For Us to Start Hating Her


Happy Birthday Lucy Lawless, You Beautiful, Powerful Giver of No F*cks


Billy Zane Doesn't Understand Your Zayn Support, But He Appreciates It


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Aaron Paul May Be Heading to Baby Town & Nicole Kidman May or May Not Hate Everyone


All in Favor of an 'It's Always Sunny'/'Game of Thrones' Crossover, Raise Your Hands


Barack Obama Took a Break From Presidenting to Geek Out Over 'The Wire' Creator David Simon


The 'Dope' Trailer Is Infinitely More Engaging and Well-Made Than Most Full Movies


Lena Headey Opens Up About Her Struggle With Depression & Jeremy Renner's Divorce Took a Turn For the Horrible


David O. Russell's Abandoned 'Accidental Love' Is Not Even Worthy of an All-GIF Review


The BBC Plans to Drown Us in Colin Firth, Award Winning Profanity, and More 'The Office'


About That Time Natalie Portman Got Kanye'd in Germany By Environmentalists With a Satirical Sex Polar Bear


Sarah Jessica Parker Aimed Her Powerful Stink Eye at National Treasure Tom Hanks


With Its Season Finale, 'The Mindy Project' Gets to Hit the Pause Button It So Desperately Needed


Celebrate! That 'Key and Peele' Movie Is Really Happening


Watch Kevin Hart and Will Ferrell Tell a Gay Reporter No, There's No Homophobia in 'Get Hard'


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Lessons In Being Terrible: How to Shut Down a Q&A With the Power of Sheer Idiocy


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Jennifer Lawrence Says Her 'X-Men' Days Are Done


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They're Not Gone! What Some of Your Favorite People Had Going On At SXSW


Shailene Woodley, The Rich White Wood Nymph Who Doesn't Understand Feminism, Is MTV's Favorite 'Trailblazer'


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John Stamos Is Tired of Getting Asked For Sex Selfies and Eva Mendes Is Really Sorry For Slamming Sweatpants


This Stop Motion 'Jurassic Park Proves You Can Do Anything With Dedication, Teamwork, and $100,000 Worth of Legos


Cymbeline Review: This Is Why People Hate Shakespeare


Eva Mendes Has Pinpointed the Number One Cause of Divorce in America


James Franco Says He's Gay 'Up To the Point of Intercourse,' Demonstrating the Level of Sexual Understanding You'd Expect From James Franco


Did Anyone Think Justin Bieber Could Make It Through His Roast Without Crying? Because You Were Wrong


Ava DuVernay Doesn't Give a F*ck About the Oscars, Gives Lots of F*cks About Oprah


Here's the Very Practical (And Kind of Adorable) Reason Why Taylor Swift Had to Insure Her $40 Million Legs


The Women of 'Orange Is the New Black' Remind You They Could Sing (And Shiv) You Under the Table


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Robert Downey Jr. Gave a Young Boy a 3D-Printed Bionic Arm Worthy of Iron Man Himself


Katy Perry Thinks Kim Kardashian Dresses Inappropriately, Because Pots Are Calling Kettles Slutty Now


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Nick Hornby Explains Why He Never Made 'High Fidelity 2'


Broad City's Abbi and Ilana Lose Their Sh*t Over Jon Stewart


Here's the Ultra Disturbing Reason Why Tom Cruise and John Travolta Can Presumably Never Leave Scientology


In One Crazy Opening Scene Rant, 'The Mindy Project' Nails All the Weirdest Elements of Catholicism


How We Learned More About Mike Ehrmantraut In One Night of 'Better Call Saul' Than In Five Seasons of 'Breaking Bad'


Hannibal Buress Is Getting His Own Comedy Central Show! Rejoice, Fans of Good and Funny Things!


Robin Wright Says Sean Penn Taught Her How to Love... By Being an Unlovable Monster


Amy Schumer Is a Damn National Treasure. A Sexy, Honest, Foulmouthed Treasure


Sarah Jones' On-Set Death Finally Gets a Tiny Bit of Justice As Director Randall Miller Begins His Prison Sentence


Here's the 'Mindy Project' Scene With Stephen Colbert That Was Too Funny To Air (For Real)


Sam Simon, 'Simpsons' Creator and All-Around Hero of Life, Has Passed Away


Madonna Thinks Kanye Is the 'Black Madonna' and Sean Penn Thinks We're All 'Flagrantly Stupid'


Because One Day For Women Isn't Enough: Here Are a Bunch of Ladies We're Looking Forward to Meeting in This Year's Movies


The 'Veep' Season 4 Trailer Gives Us a Hilariously Incompetent President Meyer


Something Kind of Amazing Has Actually Come Out of All That 'The Dress' Mania


Taylor Swift Has Permanently Won the 'I Just Woke Up Like This' Selfie Game


Broad City's Abbi & Ilana Address the Issues So Many Women Have With Porn


Aaron Paul Wants What We All Want: To See Him Cameo on 'Better Call Saul'


No One Has Better Ideas Than Patton Oswalt: How Do We Make His 'Unbreakable' Sequels Happen?


Here's the First Look at Gillian Flynn's Creepy, Murdery 'Gone Girl' Follow-Up


Leonardo DiCaprio REALLY Wants to Make Sure We All Know He's Not Taking a Break From Sexing Models to Sex Rihanna


'Maps to the Stars' Review: David Cronenberg May Have Elevated the Shallow Hate-Watch to Actual Art


Watch Edgar Wright Drool Over the Criterion DVD Closet


You Definitely Want to Watch This Super Weird, Offensive 'Back to the Future' Deleted Scene


'New Girl' Continues to Make You Feel Better About Whatever Version of Adulthood You May Be Living


Sony's Amy Pascal Can't Move Into Her New Office Because of Seth Rogen's Permanent Weed Cloud


Paul Scheer Generously Shared a Terrible Sketch From Way Before He Was Famous


Here's the Original Short 'Whiplash' With J.K. Simmons Still Being Feature-Level Terrifying


Aya Cash Talks About the Frustratingly Secretive Plans for 'You're the Worst'


Justin Bieber's Obsession With Seth Rogen is Reaching Sad Lost Puppy Levels of Embarrassment


Who Saw This Coming? 'The Last Man on Earth' Is One of the Best Post-Apocalyptic Stories of Recent Years


'Bob's Burgers' Has Given Us the Absolutely Perfect Cat Pun-Filled 'Game of Thrones' Parody


Breaking 'Spectacular Spider-Man' News Gives Us a Whedonverse Director and Possible RDJ Involvement


Taylor Swift Gives Us All a Lesson In How to Pose Awkwardly With Your Friend's Naked Stomach


The Best and Worst of What's New on Netflix This Month


Watch Meryl Streep's Cut Original Song From 'Into the Woods'


Leonard Nimoy's Advice to a Young Girl Is a Heartbreaking Example of Everything He Was


Dancing Sam Rockwell Gives Us The Sexiest Music Video In the History of Music Videos


David O. Russell Pulled a David O. Russell, Got Into a Screaming Match With Jennifer Lawrence


All The Weirdest Shit That's Gone Down at 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Screenings


What the Hell Is Happening In Amy Poehler's Unaired '90s Hacker Pilot?


Apparently a Lot of People Didn't Hate Neil Patrick Harris' Oscar Hosting Performance


Lindsay Lohan Can Add 'Restraining Order' to the Legal Trouble Bingo Board That Is Her Life


The 'Jane the Virgin' Cast Finally Picks Sides: Team Michael vs. Team Stupid Rafael


Amy Schumer Is The Worst Hipster Drug Dealer In the Worst Cop Procedural Ever


One of Your Favorite 'Community' Directors Will Be Taking On The 'Lego Movie' Sequel


The Taylor Swift Belly Button Mystery Is Solved, Plus Jamie Dornan's Publicist Reins Him In


All the Times the 'Parks and Recreation' Finale Made You Cry Your Face Off


A Brief History of Abysmal Oscars Hosts


The 'Snow White and the Huntsman' Sequel Is Casting Way Out Of Its League Now


Katee Sackhoff and James Van Der Beek Will Make You Love the Power Rangers, There's No Way Around It


Jamie Dornan Joins the Long List of People Who Don't Want Him to Play Christian Grey Anymore


Richard Pryor's Widow On the Hypocrisy of Bill Cosby: "He's a Piece of Sh*t"


A Look at the Early, Possibly Embarrassing Breakout Roles of Last Night's Oscar Winners


Last Night's Biggest Oscars Snub Had Nothing to Do With the Nominees


Kanye West Needs Your Help to Get His Mom Into Heaven and Fox News Says Patricia Arquette Needs to 'Do Her History'


Watch Kyle Mooney Mumble All Over New York In This Cut SNL40 Sketch


The Emmys Have Changed Their Arbitrary Rules to Be Differently Arbitrary


Give This Sesame Street 'Birdman' Parody All the Oscars


Hugh Grant Says He Hasn't Watched Porn in Three Years and-- Okay, We'll Wait Till You're Done Laughing


This Week's 'Fresh Off the Boat' Had One of the Greatest Sex Talks in TV History


'Wayward Pines' Could Be a Return to the M. Night Shyamalan We Remember


'Parks and Recreation's' Harris Wittels Was Found Dead Today


Henry Winkler Says We're Definitely Maybe Getting Another Season of 'Arrested Development'


Iggy Azalea Quit Twitter Because People Made Fun Of Her Ass, and Michael Che Quit Because He Acted Like an Ass


'The Last Five Years' Is the Most Painfully Honest Love Story of Recent Years That Also Happens to Be Told Through Song


Dan Aykroyd Is All For 'Female Empowerment' But Still Isn't Ready to Let a 'More Conventional' Ghostbusters Go


Here's the Full 'Johnny Karate' Legal Disclaimer From Last Night's 'Parks and Recreation'


'Buffy's' Nicholas Brendon Was Arrested Again For Felony Grand Theft and Being a General Mess of a Person


Last Night's 'Parks and Recreation' Was a Parade of Farewell Cameos


Analyzing the Adorableness of the 'Jane the Virgin' Cast's Twitter Accounts


Get Ready For Some Awkwardly Executed Bondage Jokes: Dakota Johnson Will Host the Next SNL


Billy Eichner Just Keeps Getting Weirder and Weirder, Doesn't He?


No, John Oliver Won't Be Taking Over 'The Daily Show'


Warning: If You Shush Women During '50 Shades of Grey' They May Stab You With Their Broken Wine Bottle


Matthew Vaughn, Dream Crusher, Wanted to Recast Hugh Jackman's Wolverine


Taylor Swift and Paul McCartney Played "Shake It Off" Together at the Insane SNL Afterparty


Celebrate Presidents' Day With the 10 Best Fake Presidents


Lena Headey Confirms She's Pregnant, Has Not Yet Confirmed If This Is a Baby Viper


Vin Diesel Would Like to Melt Your Pants Off With a Special Valentine's Serenade


Good Old Guillermo del Toro, Always Good For Some New Nightmare Fuel


Happy Anniversary to Us: 'The Breakfast Club' Is Coming Back to Theaters


Jaden Smith Only Owns One Pair of Shoes (Riiiight) and DO NOT LOOK REESE WITHERSPOON IN THE EYE


SNL Keeps Adding to Their 40th Anniversary Special. Here Are All the Guests So Far


Here's What 'Game of Thrones' Looks Like Before They Add In the Dragons


How Can 'The Americans' Be So Repulsive and So Sexy At the Same Time?


Rich White Dude Vince Vaughn Wants to Tell You How 'Racist' Affirmative Action Is


The Latest Middle-of-the-Pack Romantic Comedy Giving the Genre a Mediocre Name: 'Love, Rosie'


Are You Ready to Have Cameron Crowe Back In Your Life? The First 'Aloha' Trailer Is Here!


Did Netflix Really Release 'House of Cards' Early By Accident, Or Is This All Part of Frank's Plan?


Miley Cyrus Ends Her Short-Lived Non-Porn Career & Kanye Has 'Voices In His Head' Telling Him to Do Things


Last Night's 'Parks and Rec' Took On the Disgusting Idiocy of the Men's Rights Movement


Is That 'Happy Endings' Reunion Actually Happening?


Louis C.K.'s Rants Are Disturbingly Natural Coming From the Mouth of Comics' Cathy


Neill Blomkamp Is 'Not Giving Up' On His Awesome 'Alien' Project


Yup, Miley Cyrus Is Officially Doing Porn Now


8 Times Television Did Long Tracking Shots As Well As the Movies


'Neighbors' Is Getting a Sequel and It's All About the Ladies


Rumor Time: Ryan Gosling May be Our Disney Beast


Way to Go, Chris Pratt. Now THIS Is How You Lose a Bet


Brad Pitt Doesn't Want to Be Friends With 'Embarrassing' Man-Child George Clooney Anymore


Let's Talk About That 'Broad City' Strap-On, Shall We?


The '50 Shades of Grey' Legos Have More Chemistry Than Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson


Damon Wayans Jr. Is Leaving 'New Girl' ...Again


Everyone In the '50 Shades of Grey' Cast Hates Each Other & Amy Pascal Steps Down at Sony


'Amira & Sam' Review: Martin Starr's Non-Rom-Com


Pat Sajak Is Not Who We Thought He Was


Your Least Favorite 'Gilmore Girls' Character Joins Your Least Favorite TV Show


Val Kilmer Would Rather Bleed From the Throat Than Get Medical Treatment Because... Religion?


There Were a Lot of Weird Dance Parties on TV This Week


Here's Why We're So Sad to See Adam Pally Leave 'The Mindy Project'


Ryan Gosling's Terrible Movie Has a Terrible Trailer


You Can Never Unsee The Resemblance Between Eddie Redmayne and Jennifer Garner


Jeff Bridges Admits He Was As Disappointed With That 'Giver' Adaptation As You Were


Lindsay Lohan Is Suing Fox News For Saying the Things Everyone Was Already Thinking


'Transparent's' Jill Soloway Is Bringing Feminism to MTV


As a 'Card-Carrying Feminist,' Terry Crews Is Really Excited For the New 'Ghostbusters'


Carrie-Anne Moss Will Kick Ass On (Or Maybe the Ass Of) 'Jessica Jones'


The Best and Weirdest Moments From Adam Pally's Abysmal 'Late Late Show' Guest Host Gig


Justin Timberlake and His Nameless, Headless Baby Vessel Are Pregnant!


An Open Letter to the Douche Bros Who Heckled a Woman's Murder on 'The Americans'


Tatiana Maslany Is Joining the Ever-Expanding 'Star Wars' Galaxy


It's Here! The 'Game of Thrones' Season 5 Trailer Is Bowie-Level Awesome


Yes, We Would All Watch Kristen Wiig's Whackadoodle Talk Show


Meet 'Jurassic World's' Terrifying New Genetically Bastardized Dinosaur


Johnny Depp Is Getting Hitched & Justin Bieber Shares a Pooping Selfie


Ernie Hudson Changed His Opinion On the New 'Ghostbusters' Really Damn Fast


Watch Amy Schumer Get Awkwardly Handsy With Anna Kendrick


Netflix Has Given Jessica Jones a New BFF and Boy Is She a Hellcat, Ba Dum Tsh


On a Scale From 'Don't Care' to 'Shark-Eating Dinosaurs': Ranking the Super Bowl Movie Spots


Sean Penn Was Just Kidding With His First Two Marriages, Says Charlize Theron Will Be His First Wife


The New 'Supergirl' Has Found Its Surprisingly Sexy Jimmy Olsen


Joe Swanberg Gives Us the Gift of a Full Frontal Chris Messina


Emile Hirsch Assaulted a Woman at Sundance & David Oyelowo Defends Cumberbatch's Stupid Comments


Prep For the Return of 'The Americans' With the Show's Best and Worst Wigs


Let's Speculate Wildly on the New 'Ghostbusters' Characters


John Oliver Finally Tells Us Why Jamie Dornan Is #NotMyChristian


Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Your New Ghostbusters


Chris Pratt May Be Our New Indiana Jones


Howard Stern Called Sam Smith an 'Ugly M*ther F**ker' Because Apparently It Really DOES Take One to Know One


Ms. Marvel Punches Real-Life Bigoted Hate Speech Garbage Straight Out of San Francisco


Who Will Chiwetel Ejiofor Be Playing In 'Doctor Strange'?


Dreamcasting the Rest of Emma Watson's 'Beauty and the Beast' Co-Stars


Benedict Cumberbatch Issues Apology for Saying Something Really @#$ing Dumb


8 Terrible SNL Episodes Hosted By Musicians (That Were Still Better Than Blake Shelton)


John Stamos Is Proof That the Universe Loves Us and Good Things Are Possible


Prep For Your Weekend 'Transparent' Binge-Watch With Some Behind the Scenes Videos


Sebastian Stan Is Going For the Gold in Sex-Gymnastics


Introducing The Frank Reynolds Guide to Dating


Some News on 'Pirates of the Caribbean 5', Which Continues to Be a Thing That's Happening


Now You Can Watch The Best (Naked) Part of Last Night's 'Broad City' On Repeat Forever


This 'Parks & Rec' Deleted Scene Gives Us Ben and Leslie, Awesome Parents


Justin Timberlake's Fancy Restaurant Is Covered in Actual Sh*t


'Match' Review: 90 Minutes In Heaven With Patrick Stewart


Ava DuVernay Knew She Wouldn't Get an Oscar Nomination


Chris Evans and Chris Pratt Made a Super Bowl Bet to Melt All Hearts and Pants


Marilyn Manson Says He Coined 'Grunge,' Refused to F*ck Courtney Love


Let Ron Swanson and Leslie Knope Show You What True Friendship Looks Like


'Peaky Blinders' Steven Knight Promises a 'Clean Slate' For That 'World War Z' Sequel No One Wanted


Not All of Mark Wahlberg's Victims Think He Should Be Pardoned


Does Sarah Palin Understand What 'Hollywood' Means?


How 'Jane the Virgin' Snuck a Powerful #ImmigrationReform Message Into Last Night's Episode


Actor-Musician Johnny Depp Is 'Sickened' By Actor-Musicians


George Lucas Talks About His 'Star Wars' For Girls


Billy Crystal Clarifies: He's Not Opposed to Gay Sex Scenes, He's Opposed to ALL Sex Scenes


Will Arnett Is Making Sure You'll Never See a Shortage of Will Arnett on Netflix


Lena Dunham Knows What You Think of Her, And She Used Last Night's 'Girls' to Tell You So


Lena Dunham Finds the Only Woman Capable of Fixing Her Image: The Real-Life Olivia Pope


No One Asked, But Here Are Some Suggestions For NBC's Dolly Parton Movie Series


The Cast of 'West Wing' Got Together Again to Make Puns About Cheese


Neil deGrasse Tyson Takes This Child's Impossible Question VERY Seriously


Jessica Williams Takes on Alabama's 'Crazy-Ass' Fetal Attorneys


It's Been a Few Days Since We Had a Pregnancy Rumor. Cameron Diaz, You're Up.


Twitter Responded to the Oscar Nominations the Only Way It Knows How: The Power of #OscarsSoWhite


Everyone You Love Loves Sleater-Kinney


'Suicide Squad' Just Got a Lot Less Beautiful


Jennifer Aniston Got a Solid Lesson In Things Not Always Being About Her


Michael Keaton's Next Role May Be a McDonald's Hamburger Tycoon


Sarah Silverman Stopped By Deadpool, Is Way Too Filthy For Comic Books


Gwyneth Paltrow Says Brad Pitt Was 'Too Good' For Her & Russell Brand Says Fox News Is Terrorizing Us


Behold the Majestic Wonder That Is Lee Pace's Epic Ponytail


Time Traveling to 2017 With 'Parks and Recreation': Where Are They Now?


Is It Wrong to Be This Excited About David Fincher's 'Strangers On a Train' Remake?


Celebrate the Return of 'Parks and Recreation' With a Tribute to It's Best Ass-et: Ben's Butt


Martin Scorsese's New Casino Commercials Are Basically the 2016 Oscar Frontrunners


Zooey Deschanel Is Growing a Manic Pixie Dream Baby Inside of Her


Gillian Flynn Says She's Open To a 'Gone Girl' Sequel. The World Says No Thank You


The New 'Supergirl' Just Dropped a Big Ol' F-Bomb. As In Feminist


Matthew McConaughey's 'Dazed and Confused' Audition Was Alright, Alright, Alright


Paying Tribute to Hayley Atwell's Phenomenal Live-Tweeting, Over-Sharing Twitter Account


Amy Adams Is NOT Having Babies Via a Surrogate, She's Just Kinda Awkward


Our Golden Globes Wish List


The 'Parks & Rec' Cast Reveals the Scenes They Wish They'd Filmed


Key & Peele's Super Bowl Special Will Hopefully Be Heavy on the Crotch-Pumping


Aubrey Plaza and Robert De Niro: A Match Made In Ick


Amal Clooney Is Tired of George's Friends Because Of Course She Is


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Analyzing the General, All Pervasive Terror of J.K. Simmons


The 'Bojack Horseman' Creator Gives an Incredible Explanation For Comedy's Underrepresentation of Women


What Ryan Reynolds Looks Like As a Cat-Talking, Anna Kendrick-Loving Murderer


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Jessica Chastain and Meryl Streep React to Russell Crowe's Idiocy In Very Different Ways


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Sia Enlists Shia LeBeouf to Fight a Young Child in Her New Music Video


The Highs and Lows of Marvel's 'Agent Carter'


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The 8 Gaby Hoffmanniest Things Gaby Hoffmann Has Ever Said


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Did Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's New Artisanal Baby Cost Someone Their Job?


'Fargo's' Noah Hawley Drops Some Season Two Details: It'll Be 'A Lot Bigger'


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Anna Kendrick Says She'd Have No Career Without the 'Weirdos.' It's Our Pleasure, Really.


Channing Tatum Just Dropped an 'X-Men' Release Date on Us


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Pedro Almodóvar Reveals the Reason He Turned Down 'Brokeback Mountain'


The Stupidest Things Celebrities Said About Feminism in 2014


Gwyneth Paltrow Continues to Make It Really Difficult to Take Her Seriously


The Best Everything of 2015 List (So Far)


The New 'Cinderella' Looks Exactly Like Every Other Cinderella Ever Made


Neill Blomkamp's Abandoned 'Alien' Project Needs to Be an Immediate Reality


'The Imitation Game's' Oscar Campaign Is Taking an Interesting, Less Cumberbatchian Approach


Kaley Cuoco Says Those Feminism Comments Were Taken Out of Context & Taylor Swift Is Cyberstalking All of Us


Gwyneth Paltrow Says She's Earned Everything She's Gotten. You Know, Except the Stuff That Was Handed to Her


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This Behind the Scenes Video Shows Off the Many Fabulous Wigs of 'Agent Carter'


Benedict Cumberbatch Finally Speaks About That Alleged Fassbender Dance-Off


Kaley Cuoco Joins the Long List of Celebrities Who Think You Can't Be a Feminist If You Like Baking


Christine Baranski Defends the Worst Part of 'Into the Woods'


'Shaun of the Dead Live' May Be The World's Next Theatrical Spectacular


This 1988 Stan Lee Interview Is a Weird Prophecy of Comics Future


Strategizing Your New Year's Day Netflix Binge


Five Ways 'Into the Woods' Could Have Been a Whole Lot Better


Anna Kendrick Says Meryl Streep Is 'Kind of a Bro,' and Judd Apatow Goes on an Epic Anti-Bill Cosby Twitter Rant


9 Movie New Year's Eves More Exciting Than Yours Will Be


The End of An Eccentric Era: Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter Are Splitsville


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Russell Brand Is the Equivalent of Political Celebrity Herpes


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John Oliver Finally Finds a Target Worthy of His Rage


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Oh Yay, Internet Cretins Found a New Way to Be Gross About Jennifer Lawrence


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Key & Peele: The Movie. It's Happening


Liam Neeson Officially Gives Up on Respectability, Joins the Cast of 'Ted 2'


This Cross-Gendered Sia/Star Wars Mashup Is Everything the Internet Was Made For


If Simon Pegg Is Not Being Blackmailed, There Is No Possible Excuse for 'Hector and the Search For Happiness'


This Supercut of Bruce Wayne's Parents Dying Is Like the Most Depressing 'Groundhog Day' Ever


On That Time Ben Schwartz Got Jane Fonda to Join His Improv Troupe


Key & Peele Give Out Some Much-Needed Gay Wedding Advice


Michael K. Williams Is Super Excited to Play Black Panther. Not That Anyone's Asked Him Yet


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Finally, an 'Everyone Poops' For Grownups


New 'Kingsman' Trailer Goes Light on Plot, Heavy on Colin Firth Dapperly Kicking Ass


Jada Pinkett Smith's 'Magic Mike XXL' Role Was Originally Written For a Man Because Why the F*ck Not?


How to Keep 'Agents of SHIELD' From Completely Sucking This Season


Dax Shepard Talks About His 5 Freebies List. Spoiler: Every Spot Is Filled With Brad Pitt


Let the Sexiest Among Us Speak Out Against Sexual Assault


Michael Che Gets the Brief, Almost Kinda Emotional 'Daily Show' Farewell He Deserves


'This Is Where I Leave You': Topping the List of Most Utterly Bland Movies With the Best Ensemble Casts


Still Upset About That Mandatory U2 Album? Conan Has the Solution


Benedict Cumberbatch Wins For the Best Al Pacino Impression of All Time


Trigger Warning for Cuteness: Tina Fey Talking About Her SNL Baby Playdate May Destroy You


Jimmy Fallon Confronts the Poor State of the World the Only Way He Knows How: By Ignoring It Head-On


Watch Bill Hader Be a Master of EVERYTHING in This Supercut of All His SNL Impressions


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Craig Ferguson and Peter Capaldi Were Once in a Punk Band Called 'The Dreamboys' Together


'The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby' Is a Cutting Room Floor Mess of Disjointed Charisma


Watch a Young Jordan Peele Ask Then-President Bill Clinton What He's Going to Do About Deadbeat Dads


Neil Patrick Harris' Book Trailer Chooses All His Own Adventures at Once


Bryan Cranston On His Greatest Acting Challenge: This Terrible One-Man Show About Baseball and 'Looney Toons'


Conan Reveals SNL's Nasim Pedrad's Unaired, Boner-Erasing Aziz Ansari Impression


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Ellen and Kristen Wiig Attempt to Sing the Worst Ever 'Frozen' Tribute, But Fall Short On Account of Too Much Talent


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Boobs Beat Blood: A Brief But Infuriating History of Film Censorship


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Ryan Hansen Promises More Dick Than We Can Handle, But It Seems Like Just the Right Amount


Andrew Garfield's Beard Has a Secret Special Talent and it is Disgusting


Netflix's 3D Printing Documentary 'Print the Legend' Looks Equal Parts Amazing and Terrifying


Kevin Smith Has Decided to End His Feud With Film Critics (As Long As They Give Him Good Reviews)


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Channing Tatum Shares His Special Penis-Based Way of Saying Hello


Anna Kendrick Has Sexy Times and a Flagrant Disregard For Road Safety in the First Clip From 'The Last Five Years'


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Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel Honor Joan Rivers the Best Way Possible: By Being Really Mean to Each Other


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Comedy Legend Joan Rivers Dead at 81


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How Are You Still Not Getting This? 'The Daily Show's Jessica Williams Tells Us Why Catcalling Is Never a Compliment


One Scary, Scraggly Benicio Del Toro, One Tiny Josh Hutcherson, and a Whole Bunch of Drugs: Now THAT'S How You Make a Movie


Because He Loves Us and Wants Us to Be Happy, Sir Ian McKellen Will Play Sherlock Holmes


'Life of Crime' Manages to Be a Damn Fun Caper In Spite of Itself


Mandy Patinkin Tells Stephen Colbert He Plans to 'Balance His Participation In This World' By Running For Prime Minister of Israel


'The ABCs of Death' Trailer Is Educational AND Disgusting


The First Shot From 'Magic Mike XXL' Features No Banana Hammocks, Plenty of Pseudonyms


John Oliver Visits the Rancid, Leaking Bowel of the Internet: A YouTube Comments Section


The Man You Either Love to Hate or Hate to Love: New 'Harmontown' Trailer


Is the World Feeling Like an Extra Sh*tty Place to Live This Summer? Here's a Singing Volcano


Jimmy Kimmel Had to Explain to America What Acting Is and How Television Works


It's a 'Party Down' Gag Reel! Hulu Is Determined to Make Sure We ARE Having Fun Yet


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Then They Came For Gael García Bernal: 'Rosewater' Trailer


Getting to Know SNL's Sasheer Zamata


Just a Heads Up, We Now Live In a World Where David Fincher Is Directing Gap Ads


Kristen Stewart Says You Don't Know "Dick Shit" About Her (Or Anyone, Really)


Kirk Cameron Is Going to Save Christmas From You Dirty, Dirty Heathens


From the Mouth of a Babe: Jessica Chastain Wants to Know "Where Is the Scarlett Johansson Superhero Movie?"


Amy Poehler Gives the Best Possible Description of What It's Like to Be a Woman


'Love Is Strange.' And Beautiful. But No One Warned Us It Would Be So Sad


Colin Trevorrow Tweeted the Perfect Tribute to Richard Attenborough


During His Hollywood Walk of Fame Ceremony, Today Was Officially Declared 'Phil Hartman Day'


Tyler Perry Says He Never Would Have Signed On to Do 'Gone Girl' If He'd Had Any Idea Who David Fincher Was


We're Finally Getting the Donald Glover Spider-Man We've Been Waiting For


One More 'Breaking Bad' Casualty: Aaron Paul's Emmy Speech Crashed the Kind Campaign Website


Watch a Stoned Sarah Silverman Fondle Herself on the Emmy Red Carpet


Is It Ever Okay to Catcall a Woman? Playboy Has an Answer For You


9 Important Lessons Tonight's Emmy Awards Should Take From Years Past


John Oliver's Incredible Takedown of Piñatas Will Blow Your Mind, Change Your Life, and Other Hyperbole As Well


Vince Gilligan Is a Damn Tease: A New 'Better Call Saul' Promo Has Lots of Questions, Zero Answers


It's a Zack Attack on Your Senses: Here's An Extended Clip From the Unauthorized 'Saved By the Bell' Movie


Vincent D'Onofrio Throws Very Mild Shade at 'Jurassic Park.' Let Us Now Blow His Comments Out of Proportion, Shall We?


Haters Gon' Hate: Lena Dunham('s Stunt Double) Is Back With a 'Girls' Season 4 Teaser


Watch the 'Parks and Recreation' Cast Laugh Their *BLEEP* Faces Off in the New Season 6 Gag Reel


The 'Harry Potter' Spin-Off Closes in on a Well-Known, Well-Versed Director


Eva Green's 'Mommie Dearest' Meltdown in 'White Bird in a Blizzard' Looks Amazing


Aaron Paul Will Never Let Us Forget How Very Grateful He Is


The New 'Gotham' Sneak Peak Shows Us All the Plot We Already Know


Let Us Take a Moment to Honor That Ancient Chinese Hero, Nic Cage


Proof That Nick Offerman Can Make Any Dumb Words Sound Like Indisputable Curmudgeon Gospel


An Extensive Investigation into Emma Stone's Qualifications For Her New 'Cabaret' Role


Mark Duplass' High School Paper Review of 'Before Sunrise' Is a Snarky Teen Dream


In the Battle of the 'Jungle Book' Adaptations, Only One Can Claim the Cumberbatch


Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul's 'Barely Legal Pawn' Is the Greatest Fake Reality Show to Ever Not Actually Exist


Bill Cosby Stole Fallon's Show, and We'd All Be Okay If He Didn't Give it Back, Right?


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The 'Powers' Cast Starts to Shape Up. Still Stuck on PlayStation, Though


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Amy Schumer's Ice Bucket Challenge Video Is... Weird. And Gross. And Awesome


Andrew Keegan Now Has His Own Religion. If That Sentence Did Not Give You a Brain Aneurysm, You Deserve YOUR Own Religion


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William H. Macy's Directorial Debut Looks Like a Crudup-Filled Cry Fest


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Mickey Rourke Let Seth Meyers Dump a Garbage Can of Ice on Him, Possibly While Wearing Jeggings


Using Only the Power of Great Banter, 'What If' Has Breathed New Life Into the Entire Rom-Com Genre


Your Evening Heartmelting: Watch Robin Williams and His Wonderful Mother Laugh Their Asses Off


Jimmy Fallon Has Taken His Silly TV Parodies to a New Level With 'House of Cue Cards'


Suck It, Haters. 'The Leftovers' Renewed for Season 2


Michael Cera Has Released a Lo-Fi Folk Album Because Of Course He Has


Zosia Mamet Opens Up About Her Personal Struggles With Eating Disorders


It's Official! The Entire 'Veronica Mars' Cast Will Return for Ryan Hansen's Meta Spin-Off Show


It Had Been a Few Hours Since Fox News Had to Apologize for Anything Stupid, So They Called Michelle Obama Fat


How Are You Not Getting This, Polanski? We Don't Want Anything to Do With You


President Obama, Steve Martin, and the Entire Internet Pay Tribute to the Unstoppable Force of Joy and Love That Was Robin Williams


Watching Maisie Williams Watch 'Saved By the Bell' Will Make You Feel Older Than Mr. Belding


Nine Absurd Covers of Your Favorite Childhood Theme Songs


Amazon's Third Pilot Season Demands to Be Taken Seriously


Indisputable Proof That 'The Lego Movie' and 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Are the Exact Same Movie


Kyle MacLachlan Will Join 'Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.' as [REDACTED FOR MAJOR SPOILAGE]


Christina Hendricks Continues Her "Hey, Shouldn't Things Be Better For Women By Now?" Campaign


Michael Fassbender Proves That Even When Hiding His Face, He's Still Too Sexy For Public Consumption


With the Secretest of Secret Weddings, Rory Gilmore and Pete Campbell Have Been Married Since June


The Trailer for the Stephen Hawking Biopic 'The Theory of Everything' Is Better Than Most Actual Movies


Eva Green Doesn't Get the Fuss Over Her Banned 'Sin City' Poster


Chris Pratt's High School Photos Are a Thing of Beauty. Awkward, Geeky Beauty


Ricky Gervais Is Getting His Own Rock and Roll-Themed 'Office' Spin-Off Movie


Watch These 'Captain America: Winter Soldier' Bloopers Because There's Nothing Like a Giggly Superhero


The Cast of 'Orange Is the New Black' Took Over 'Conan,' and it Was Marvelous


'Calvary' Review: A Ticking Time Bomb of Loneliness


Nathan Fillion Wrote the Foreword to a Whedon Biography, and It's a Beautiful Fanboy Tribute


Laverne Cox Doesn't Want to Marry Jason Biggs, But Not For Any of the Reasons the Rest of Us Don't Want to Marry Jason Biggs


Chris Pratt's Perfect Humanness Now Involves Psychic Abilities


For the Geek on the Go: Every Marvel Easter Egg Shoved Into One Video


8 Female Marvel Characters Who Could Easily Carry Their Own Movies


Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige Totally Wants to Make a Female-Driven Movie, Just Won't Commit to ACTUALLY Making One


'Guardians of the Galaxy,' Now in LEGO Form. Because Why Not?


'Stonehearst Asylum': Because the World So Desperately Needed a Less-Good 'Shutter Island'


Aubrey Plaza's 'Daily Show' Interview Had a Level of Weirdness Suitable to Aubrey Plaza


Funny or Die's Imagined Version of David Lynch Is Still Not as Weird as Actual David Lynch


Warning: Vin Diesel Singing Sam Smith's 'Stay With Me' May Induce Second Puberty


Only Six Months Until We Can Start Calling Him "Academy Award Winner Jon Stewart"


'Birdman' Gets a New Trailer. I Still Have No Idea What This Movie Is About, Still Can't Wait to See It


Watch Vin Diesel Tell Us He's Groot In Every Damn Language


The First Poster For Tarantino's 'Hateful Eight' Is All Blood and Font. Shocking, We Know


Let's Forget Everything Bad We've Heard About 'Into the Woods' and Look at Some Pictures of Anna Kendrick in a Bodice


Five Better Uses of Your Time Than Seeing 'Magic In the Moonlight'


Jimmy Fallon Uses the '50 Shades of Grey' Trailer to Scare the Sh*t Out of The Roots


'The Longest Week' Trailer: You Had Me at "Jason Bateman and Olivia Wilde Taking a Bath"


Congratulations, 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,' You've Crossed the Line From Sh*tty-Looking Movie to Just Generally Sh*tty


Zoe Saldana Says Awesome Things About Body Image, and Says Them While Naked


New 'Jungle Book' Casting Takes a Turn For the Disturbing


An End in Sight: 'The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies' Gets a Trailer


Pajiba Time Capsule: The 10 Most Bangable Celebrities on the Planet, 2004 Edition


Watch As Daniel Radcliffe Un-Potters Himself In The New 'Horns' Trailer


Watch Your Favorite Miniature Ninja Warrior Annihilate Comic-Con's Assassin's Creed Experience


'Walking Dead' Season 5 Trailer: Brand New Season, Same Amount of Head-Stabbing


Which of These Posters Is Exclusive Enough to Make You Brave the Comic-Con Stampede?


Very Important Questions From the 'Guardians of the Galaxy' London Premiere


Key & Peele Take on Stan Lee's Lack of Relevancy, Cause Comic-Con Riots (We Assume)


15 Years Later, Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch's Perfect Two-Woman Show Has Hit the Internet


Kristen Bell's Mary Poppins Doesn't Work For Free, You Ungrateful Minimum Wage Paying Brats


As If You Needed a Reason to Love Tatiana Maslany Any More, Here She Is Doing Some 'Shaun of the Dead' Cosplay


Comic-Con: Your Source For Movie News You Don't Really Care About That Won't Happen For Another Three Years Anyway


'Nightcrawler': What the Hell Is This Movie and Goddamnit, When Can We See It?


'Wish I Was Here' Review: All Aboard the Feelings Train, It's Gonna Be a Clunky, Pointless Ride


Brace Yourselves, My Seestras. An 'Orphan Black' Comic Is Headed Our Way


Emma Stone and Colin Firth Are the Old Bickering Married Couple Vaudevillian Dreams Are Made Of


Can't Keep a Good Man Down: Edgar Wright May Have His Next Project Already Lined Up


The New 'Toy Story' TV Special Will Have What the Other Movies Lacked: Mace-Wielding Dinosaurs


We May Have Found the Very Worst Part of the New 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' (And We Can't Blame Michael Bay For It)


Our 'True Detective' Season 3 Nomination: Conan and Franco in the Tinder Van (Bonus Footage)


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Finally! Here Is the Trailer for Benedict Cumberbatch's 'The Imitation Game'


If Anyone Gives a Crap About the 'Odd Couple' Remake, It Sure Isn't the People Making It


Showtime Plays to Its Strengths: Sexy People Having Sexy Times. And Maybe Murder or Something


Marvel Swears They Aren't the Bad Guy In the Whole 'Ant-Man' Mess, and They'd Really Like Us to Stop Picking on Them Now, Okay?


The Best Thing You'll See Today: Conan O'Brien and Dave Franco Are Just Two Bros Cruising Tinder Together


Jason Biggs Masters the Art of the Douchey Non-Apology


Remembering Elaine Stritch, A Vodka Stinger To the Very End


Weird Al Takes On Fox Business, Which Is Maybe the Weirdest Thing He's Ever Done


'A Long Way Down' Review: Congratulations, (American) 'Fever Pitch,' You Are No Longer the Worst Nick Hornby Adaptation


'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Is Ready to Be Back, and Offered a Whole Bunch of Season Two Spoilers to Prove It


John Cleese Is Way More Important Than You, and Will Take Whatever Time Necessary to Let You Know It


Can't Make it to Broadway? Not to Fear, Bryan Cranston Will Bring Broadway to You


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Foil Hats For Everyone! Weird Al Continues to Put Happiness In Our Hearts With His Week of Videos


Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Are the Neon-Loving, Side Ponytail-Wearing Sisters You've Always Wanted


'Orange Is the New Black's' Real Larry Finally Tells His Story... Which Is Basically The Same Story We Already Knew


Weird Al's Even Newer Video Hits Us Right In Our Pedantic Hearts


Lupita Nyong'o Is Perfection Incarnate, Even When Fearfully Scurrying From a Cobra


A Behind-the-Scenes Look at the Careful Technical Precision Required for a Wild 'Orphan Black' Dance Party


Weird Al Has Spent Three Decades Painstakingly Cultivating His Own Tackiness. This Is His Magnum Opus


'Big Hero 6' Casting News Keeps This Movie Heading In the 'Yay' Direction


When 'Cheers' Meets 'True Blood,' Maybe You Don't Want Everybody to Know Your Name


Keri Russell and Seth Meyers Discuss the Indisputable Similarities Between 'Planet of the Apes' and 'Felicity'


Filed Under 'Things You Definitely Don't Have Time For': This 72-Minute-Long Movie Trailer


Dogs and Cats Living Together! Here's a Sparkly New Trailer for the 'Ghostbusters' Re-Release


We've Entered Phase Two of Reese Witherspoon's Public Image Resuscitation


Steven Spielberg Has Been Outed as the Sport-Hunting, Triceratops-Killing Monster He Is


This Japanese Doctor Who Parody Is Everything You're Hoping It Will Be


Sia Explains the Backward-Singing Wig-Wearing Weirdness. It Pretty Much Boils Down to "Cause I Feel Like It"


The Gaby Hoffmannaissance Has Now Reached the Horror Genre


The New 'Mockingjay' Teaser Is What The Entire Advertising Campaign Has Been Leading Up To


Christopher Nolan's Rant Against the Film Industry Is a Perfect Jewel of Crotchety, Snobby Nonsense


John Cleese Signs On to Do an Unlicensed 'Baywatch' Movie, Causing Us to Wonder... Just How Many People Does John Cleese Owe Money To?


Finally We Can See Mindy Kaling as the Cartoon Character Nature Intended


Oh, JK Rowling Crashed the Pottermore Website? Well, Emma Watson Brought Down the Whole U.N.


That's What I Love About 'Sharknado' Movies. I Keep Getting Older, They Stay the Same Level of Suck


Wines of Westeros Are Here to Add Some Binge Drinking to Your Binge Watching


Here's What We Know About Those New 'Star Wars' Characters


Nicole Kidman Tries to Dig Herself Out of the Disaster Pit That Was 'Grace of Monaco,' Starting With a Generic Unthrilling Thriller


Newcastle Wants You to Celebrate the Red, White and Blue... No, the Other Red, White and Blue


'Complete Works' Is Here to Class Up Your Summer Binge Watching


A Lustful Tribute to Our Fallen Soldiers of Hotness


Your Favorite Authors Played Dress-Up, and It Was Spectacular


The New 'Foxcatcher' Trailer Chooses to Focus Less on Steve Carell, More on Channing Tatum in a Onesie


'Guardians of the Galaxy' Soundtrack Promised Awesomeness, and It Delivers


'St. Vincent' Is 'About a Boy' If You Replaced Hugh Grant With a Drunk Bill Murray


Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Hobby Lobby Dissent Gets the Rock Treatment We Didn't Know It Needed


'They Came Together,' But You'll Kind of Wish They Hadn't


Kelsey Grammer Finds His Life's Work: Correcting Grammar on the Internet


It's Like Someone Made a List of All the Things That Would Make Us Happy, and Then Put Every One of Them Into the 'Skeleton Twins' Trailer


I Didn't Realize the Pride Parade Was a Competitive Event Until 'Orange Is the New Black' Won It


Franco May Be Out of His Depths With Cormac McCarthy's Dark, Mumbly 'Child of God'


Have You Felt a Shortage of Alison Brie in Your Life Lately? Alright, Here She Is Freestyling About Shoes


Meryl Streep's Perfection™ Now Available in Animated Form


Illegitimate Theatre News: Lindsay Lohan Really Was Cast In That Play, While Shia LaBeouf Got Kicked Out of One


So Long, Suckers! I'm Off to Become a Pop Sensation, Guaranteed


Unconfirmed Hopes-Raising Rumor Time! Judd Apatow May be Bringing Gillian Jacobs to Hulu


Shailene Woodley Is a Great Example of Why We Need to Stop Interviewing 22 Year Olds


How Many Villains Does It Take to Kill a Baby Batman? A Lot, Apparently


In Celebration of Tomorrow's VOD Release of 'Happy Christmas,' Here's Some Anna Kendrick to Tide You Over


For Everyone Who Couldn't Care Less About the World Cup, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Is Here For Us


In a Totally Reasonable and Logical Move, Kim Jong-un Declares War on Seth Rogen and James Franco


'Gotham' May Get a Lot Punnier Than We Expected


The 'Today' Show Manages to Turn a 'Jurassic World' Set Visit into a Boring Mess


Kevin Kline and Dakota Fanning: A Match Made in Ick


Simon Pegg Is So Much Better Than The Tripe He Picked For His Dramatic Breakout Role


About That Time Steve McQueen Took Bruce Lee on a Death Wish Joy Ride


In a Fight Between Chris Evans and Tilda Swinton, It's Obvious Who Would Win, Right?


Christina Hendricks Proves There's No Better Way Into Washington Than to Be On One of Obama's Favorite TV Shows


'Transformers' Teams Up With Uber to Do What Autobots Were Made For: Helping You With Your Errands


John Lithgow and Alfred Molina Are This Summer's Cutest Couple, Hands Down


Guess Who's NOT a Fan of That Movie Where James Franco and Seth Rogen Try to Assassinate Kim Jong-un


The New 'Hunger Games: Mockingjay' Propaganda Posters Support One Beautiful and Eerie Panem


Watch Kate Upton Drink Buster Bluth Under the Table


The 'About Alex' Trailer Doesn't Try To Avoid 'The Big Chill' Comparisons, and It Really Doesn't Matter


DJ Clark Gregg Proves He Is the Funkiest SHIELD Agent


The 'Dear White People' Trailer Will Forever Ruin 'Gremlins' For You


'The Rover' Review: If You Lived Here, You'd Be Dead By Now


The 'Orange Is the New Black' Cast Proves That the Only Way Into Hollywood Is Through a 'Law & Order: SVU' Guest Star Role


Nick Offerman Gave the Media a Much-Needed Bill of Rights Refresher Course


David Lynch Drinks Ten to Twenty Cups of Coffee a Day, Suddenly David Lynch Makes a Little More Sense


Steven Soderbergh's New Show Gets a Trailer, and It's Full of Coked-Out Doctors, Bloody Organs, and Clive Owen's Moustache


Animated Musical Theater is the Best Musical Theater


Want to Feel Super High Without Taking Any Drugs? OK Go's Got a Video For That


How Chile Took the Gay Out of 'Modern Family'


With Guaranteed Pep Overload, Anna Kendrick Will Play a Singing and Dancing Troll Doll


George Takei's TEDx Talk Includes No Puns or Animal Pictures, But Is Still a Great Use of the Internet


New Rule: Only Watch TV Shows That Also Serve You Delicious Pastries


An Overabundance of Feelings: Watch the First Four Minutes of the Elliott Smith Documentary 'Heaven Adores You'


The Day Terry Crews Pissed Off Single Mothers Everywhere


Before Most of Us Have Even Finished Season Two, 'Orange Is the New Black' Starts Casting the Third


Chris Rock Gave Seth Meyers a Crap Attack on 'Late Night'


LeVar Burton Turns to the Internet Wasteland of Urban Dictionary to Show Us Why We Need 'Reading Rainbow'


The World's Nerdgasmiest Headline Brought to Life: Harrison Ford Hurt His Ankle On the Door of the Millennium Falcon


And Just Like That, Pixar's 'Inside Out' Is One of the Most Anticipated Movies of 2015


'The Interview' Trailer Has Franco and Rogen Being BFFs and... That's As Far As Anyone Thought This Through


Puff Daddy Made a 'Game of Thrones'-Inspired Music Video and It's the Batsh*ttiest Stupid Thing You'll See Today


Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels Put Their Tongues and Butts on All of Matt Lauer's Stuff


Dave Chappelle Tells Letterman He Does Has Some Regrets Over Leaving His Show Behind, Especially the $50 Million


Rik Mayall Was Cut Out of 'Harry Potter' For Being Too Funny


Shailene Woodley Has Found Her "I'm Not a Kid Anymore!" Role


Comic Book News That Is Maybe, Potentially, Optimistically Good: ‘Powers’ Has Been Greenlit to Series


Chris O'Dowd Handles Loss the Old Fashioned Way: With a Flask Full of Old Fashioneds


Please Cast 'Orange Is the New Black's' Matt McGorry In 'Magic Mike 2' (And Every Other Movie From Now Until Forever)


This Astronaut's Vine Is the Closest You're Gonna Get to Going Into Space, So Soak It Up


'Inside Amy Schumer' Has Been Renewed For a Third Season! Let Us Celebrate With GIFs and Videos


Lee Pace Says That Doing 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Made Him Evil, And Doing 'Marmaduke' Made Him Desperate


Charming Potato Is Lobbying For a Solo Gambit Movie. No Human On the Planet Is Complaining


The Woman Who Inspired Bronies Will Next Be Bringing Us Me-dude-sas


'The Fault in Our Stars' Review: And a New Generation of Future Hopeless Romantics Has Found Its 'Say Anything'


Weiner Update: The 'Are You Here' Trailer Is Out, and It Looks Not At All Terrible


The Dangerous Epidemic That Swept Cannes: Fake Nicolas Cage Movies


Michael Che's First Segment as the New 'Daily Show' Correspondent Makes Everyone Else Look Like Pun-Loving Chumps


Watch This Musical Number From 'Inside Amy Schumer' Tonight, Because It's Way Too NSFW to Save For Tomorrow


With Two Days to Go Till Season 2 Drops, Netflix Has Given Us 'Orange Is the New Arrested Development'


Ed Helms' Fancy Scarf Is What's Been Missing From Every Other Movie Ever Made


Matthew Weiner's Film Debut May Be Just What We Need to Fill That 'Mad Men' Hole In Our Hearts


'Lucky Them' Is a Shoe-In For the Year's Most Forgettable Movie


If You Could Pick Any Celebrity to Give You Relationship Advice, Who Would It Be? That's Right, John Stamos


Watch Benedict Cumberbatch Read an Angry Kurt Vonnegut Letter on Book Burning With the Fire of a Thousand Sexy Suns


Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally Continue Their Reign as World's Sexiest Couple on 'Late Night'


Today in Reality Television News: Everything Is Terrible


Brad Pitt Does Not Find That Creep Vitalii Sediuk Amusing, and Offers a Stern Warning to Leave All Dresses Unlifted


The All-Singing, All-Dancing, All-Naked Kristen Bell!


Patton Oswalt Is Checking Himself Into Twitter Rehab


'Hunger Games': Coming Soon to a Cell Phone, Museum, and Amusement Park Near You


It Turns Out There Was an Original Rogue-ier Version of 'Days of Future Past' That Didn't Make the Cut


Harry Potter and Adam Driver Join Forces For a Healthy Dose of Twee Romance


Meet Flula, The Awesomely Weird (Or Maybe Just Weird) New Addition to the 'Pitch Perfect 2' Cast


LeVar Burton Talks About the Beautiful Origins of 'Reading Rainbow' in His Reddit AMA


Glenn Beck Out-Glenn Becks Himself: An Even Worse Response to the UCSB Shootings


Colin Trevorrow Is Not Happy About Having to Address the 'Jurassic World' Rumors


'The Congress' Will Likely Be the Weirdest Movie of 2014


Idris Elba's Directorial Debut Is a Six Minute Pepsi Ad, And It's Fantastic


LeVar Burton, Greatest Human Alive, Wants to Bring 'Reading Rainbow' to Every Child in America


The 'This Is Where I Leave You' Trailer Will Make You Hate Your Own Family


AMC Advertises 'Halt and Catch Fire' In the Best Way Possible: With Adorable, Sassy Children


George Clooney's Wedding Will Be Held at Downton Abbey, Because That's What You Do When You're George F*cking Clooney


Sorry Macaulay Culkin, You Can't Subject People to Your Velvet Underground Pizza Parodies Without Having Beer Thrown in Your Face


Because We Know You've Been Waiting For It: Here's Your Chance to Go to Space With Leonard DiCaprio


The Elmore Leonard-Based 'Life of Crime': For the Discerning Jennifer Aniston Fan


Warning: The Trailer For the Roger Ebert Documentary 'Life Itself' May Cause a Lot of Feelings


Brad Pitt, Cool Guy Extraordinaire, Plays the Tambourine Like a Boss


Amy Poehler and Tina Fey Roast the Sh*t Out of Don Rickles


'The Immigrant' Review: The Most Beautiful, Heartbreaking American Dream Since Fivel


Neil deGrasse Tyson Says Yes! Wolverine Could Maybe, Possibly, In Keeping With Certain Theories, Travel Back In Time


'Sin City 2' Posters: Half-Naked Ladies and Dudes With Busted Faces


Woody Allen's 'Magic in the Moonlight' Trailer Is Way, Way Better Than You Want it to Be


Neil Patrick Harris' Choose Your Own Adventure Autobiography Is Better Than Every Other Autobiography Ever


Still Struggling to Understand Net Neutrality? Let Happy Stick Figures Explain It All


The 'Happy Christmas' Trailer Is Here, Chock-Full of Drunk Anna Kendrick


Anthony Mackie to Play Jimi Hendrix: This Is the Rock Super Hero We've Been Waiting For


Sia Recreates Her Breathtaking "Chandelier" Video Live and It Is Strange and Perfect


Patton Oswalt Confronts the Trolls and It Totally Backfires


Zac Efron and Charlie Day Are the Ultimate Real-Life ‘Neighbors’ Sequel


Why Is 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Hiding Lee Pace's Beautiful Face? At Least We Still Have Chris Pratt's Abs


America Ferrera's Attacker Is Not a "Prankster," He Is a Sexual Predator


20 Years Later, We're Finally Getting River Phoenix's Last Movie. But... Why?


Okay, But What If That WERE the 'True American' Movie We All Wanted?


Chris Pratt Is Super Honest About What It Means to Be an Actor in Hollywood


For the Discerning Connoisseur of Both Books and Burritos: Chipotle Lit Is Your New Favorite Genre


How Dan Harmon Is Able to Take the Sh*t Out of a Show


Could the New ‘Cinderella’ Teaser Offer Any Less Information? They’d Have to Try Pretty Hard


Our Dreams Have Come True! We're Getting 'True American: The Movie'


New 'Rectify' Season 2 Promos Are Here to Remind You: You Have One Month Left to Finally Get Around to Seeing Season One


One of the Best Bitch Faces in the Business Has Been Added to 'Pitch Perfect 2'


The Official Macbeth Posters Are a Whole New Level of Stone Cold Bad Assery


‘The Double’ Review: Double Your Bleak Dystopian Angst, Double Your Fun


The Cast of 'West Wing' Plans Their Ultimate 'West Wing' Binge-Watch


This Mad Men Emmy Campaign May Be SC&P’s Best Work


Don't Worry About Those Computers, Ginsberg Goes the Way of the Rom Com


Fox Thinks We’re All a Bunch of Idiots Who Have Never Seen a Television Show Before


According to the ‘New Girl’ Cast, the Upfronts Are Basically a Week-Long Kegger


Every Time Zac Efron Takes His Shirt Off, An Angel Gets Its Wings


John Oliver and Bill Nye Artfully Demonstrate the Fundamental Problem With the Global Warming Debate


Upon the News of 'Community's' Cancellation, We Turn to Twitter: Where the Internet Goes to Grieve


Ranking the Ever Random Plot Lines of Winston, 'New Girl's' Oddest Duck


Nothing Will Make You Feel Older Than Watching Old People React to Seth MacFarlane


'Chef' Is the Jon Favreau Autobiography You Never Asked For


As If There Were Any Doubt, Patton Oswalt Proves He's the Best Arguer on the Planet


What Do You Get When You Put Reese Witherspoon, Zooey Deschanel, and Kate Upton Into an Elevator?


Bruno Heller Responds to 'Gotham' Criticism With a Resounding "Duh"


Michael Emerson Uses the Power of Pharrell to Prove He's Not As Intense As We All Think He Is


Patton Oswalt Doesn't Just Feed the Internet Trolls, He Beats and Starves Them First


Cameron Crowe Lets Us Peek Into His Beautiful Brain With the Rejected Titles For 'Almost Famous'


Who Told 'New Girl' Tired Clichés Were an Acceptable Replacement For Actual Substance?


Jimmy Fallon Got Seth Rogen and Zach Efron to Dress Up As Teenage Girls, Giving Us All Our New Cold-Shower Image For Life


'Tammy' Trailer: Susan Sarandon Is the Drunken Grandmother We've Always Wanted


That Dick Casablancas Spin-Off Now Has a Name! That Means It's Time to Start Getting Our Hopes Way, Way Up, Right?


The Most Disappointing News of Your Day: 'Cyber-Seniors' Isn't a Movie About Elderly Cyborgs


Kevin Spacey Is the Beyoncé of Shakespeare


How Do We Make Bob Benson's 'Mad Men' Spin-Off a Real Thing?


Stop Telling Emma Stone What You Think Of Her Body. She Doesn't Care


The Craziest Sh*t You Can Buy in Debbie Reynolds' Movie Memorabilia Auction


Billy Out-Eichners Himself With a Meryl Streep Triathlon


If You See Jessica Paré On the Street, Keep Your Mouth Shut or She May Punch You


Andrew Garfield Gives Spider-Man the Soulful, Acoustic Rock Treatment It Never Really Needed


New 'X-Men: Days of Future Past' Preview Addresses the "Xavier's Legs" Question


This Is How You Assemble a Damn Cast


Can Lego Animation Make 'The Simpsons' Funny Again? (Spoiler: No)


James Franco Says Lindsay Lohan Went Full Fatal Attraction On Him After They Made Out


John Leguizamo Honors Bob Hoskins With Pictures of that Terrible 'Super Mario Bros' Movie


Breaking News: Patton Oswalt Knows Nothing About Shakira


‘Locke’ Review: Trapped In a Car with Tom Hardy? There Are Worse Ways to Spend Your Time


Season 4 'Girls' (Non) Spoilers Come Courtesy of Some Creepy Lurker on the Subway


How Many Romcom Tropes Can David Wain Cram Into One Movie? All Of Them, Apparently


Emma Stone Completely Shuts Down Jimmy Fallon, Takes The Title of All-Time Lip Syncing Champion


Did You Think You Could Just Hate-Watch Whatever You Want With No Consequences? This Is Your Punishment.


If You Haven’t Coughed Up $5 to Watch Joss Whedon’s New Movie Online, Here’s The Trailer to Help Get Your Ass in Gear


Getting to Know Michael Che, 'The Daily Show's' Newest Correspondent


'The Leftovers' Trailer: Rapture-tastic


Steven Spielberg Will Direct a 'BFG' Movie, Because Hollywood Executives’ Main Source of Fuel Is Happy Childhood Memories


It Goes By So Fast: After 12 Years, the 'Boyhood' Trailer Is Finally Here


Neil Patrick Harris Talks About Heckling the Hecklers: Sometimes It Involves Motorboating


The People Behind the New 'Pan' Called In Amanda Seyfried to Help... Diversify?


This 'X-Men'-Sponsored Pringles Ad Acts Under the Presumption That All Mutants Are Pure Idiots


If Wes Anderson Had Directed 'Forrest Gump,' the World Would Be a Better Place


Watch the Opening Scene of 'Orange Is the New Black' Season Two: Now With 50% More Vomit!


The First Photos From Jurassic World Are Severely Lacking in Their BD Wong


Leslie Mann Says Jaime Lannister Made a Red Wedding Out of Her Face


Fine, I'll Admit It. James Franco Was Right About Something


Mark Ruffalo Shares Behind-the-Scenes ‘Avengers’ Pictures With Us, His Very Closest Friends


The Best Reason to Get HBO GO: Because If We're Being Honest, 'Game of Thrones' is Basically Porn and You Can't Watch That With Your Mom Around


'Showrunners': I Don’t Know What They Do, But I’m Sure Glad They Do It


Kristen Bell Talks About Being Naked Whilst Naked, Because the Universe Loves You and Wants You to Be Happy


Brian Williams Explains the Joys and Perils of His Life As a Rap Superstar


No, Chris Messina Doesn't Think He's Too Hot For Mindy Kaling, So Kindly Shut the Hell Up About It Already


Conspiracy Theory Soapbox: ‘Louie’ Edition


Josh Charles Can’t Keep His Sh*t Together in ‘The Foodroom’ Outtakes, and it’s F*cking Adorable, Damn It


Kim Novak Speaks Out Against That Goddamed Oscars Bullying


The Biggest Difference Between Captain France and Captain America: More Daft Punk, Less Steve Jobs


Cameron Diaz vs. Kirsten Dunst in the Battle of Vapid Remarks


This 'Game of Thrones/Frozen' Mash-Up Video Is That Perfect Thing That's Desperately Been Missing From Your Life


Damn It 'Jersey Boys,' Stop Manipulating My Emotions Through Song!


Sorry 'Mrs. Doubtfire,' Mara Wilson Has No Interest in Your Silly Sequel


Joel McHale Learns Why You Should Never Let Billy Eichner Lock You In A Human Bowling Ball Cage


Jenji Kohan Promises to Put More Dongs in 'Orange Is the New Black' Season Two


DJ Tilda Swinton Will Rock Your Goddamn Socks Off


Dax Shepard’s Brad Pitt Obsession Is At Sloth-Level Intensity


Jon Hamm Wants to Tell Us All About His Big O


Rust Cohle’s Family Circus Exposes the Darkest Corners of Your Colored Penciled Soul


A Good Old Fashioned Walk & Talk: Amy Schumer and Josh Charles Nail that High-Stakes Sorkin-Spun Fast Food Drama


Billy Eichner Will Go Full Hulk on Your 'Passion of the Christ'-Hating Ass


What Does Darth Vader Sound Like On Helium? Like Kristen Schaal, Apparently.


And the Tears Keep Flowing: Another Philip Seymour Hoffman Trailer


Harrison Ford's 12 Most Delightfully Crotchety Answers From His Reddit AMA


Neil Patrick Harris Took Out His Trouser Snake to Promote 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch'


'A Most Wanted Man' Is a Bittersweet Gift from Philip Seymour Hoffman


'The Giver' Adaptation Just Got Slightly Less Awful


Nicolas Cage Describes the Methods Behind the Nic Cage School of Acting


Jimmy Kimmel Gets People to Tell Drake How Terrible Drake Is


Alison Brie and Adam Scott Had a Party and None of Us Were Invited


Where My Ladies At? Lego Edition!


'Decoding Annie Parker' Trailer: Blinded By the Glory of Aaron Paul's Luscious Mane


Who Is the Last Person in the World You'd Want to Take Relationship Advice From? Well, That Person Just Got His Own Dating Show.


‘Alan Partridge’ Review: Small Fish in a Shallow Pond


Life Would Be Infinitely Better If We All Did Things 'The Swanson Way'


Amanda Palmer Gives the Year's Worst Tweets the Musical Treatment They Deserve


'Wish I Was Here' Trailer: Is Zach Braff Remaking 'Garden State'?


The New Red Band Trailer Just Moved 'Neighbors' to the Top of the 'Want to Be Watching Right Now' List


'New Girl' Promises to Lighten Up, But Is That Really a Good Thing?


A Heartening Follow-Up to That Kate Mulgrew Debacle


New 'X-Men: Days of Future Past' Cross-Promotion Shows That Carl's Jr. Loves Mutants, Just Hates Women


Jon Favreau's 'Chef' Trailer is 2 1/2 Minutes of Food Porn


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Warning: Super Cuddly Darth Vader May Cause Brain Breakage


‘Dom Hemingway’ Review: Who Knew a Drunken Romp With Jude Law Could Be So Boring?


'Star Wars Episode VII' Is Being Made Memento-Style (This Does Not Bode Well)


You Really Don’t Want to See Seth Rogen’s Completely NSFW Selfie. Seriously, Don’t Even Click This Link.


Keith Olbermann's Letterman Tribute Is Perfection


Robin Williams Hates Everything, Including Mila Kunis, Peter Dinklage, and Melissa Leo


Imagine a Typical Adam Sandler RomCom. Whatever You're Picturing, That's 'Blended.'


Bryan Cranston Doesn't Want to Let 'Breaking Bad' Go Any More Than the Rest of Us


If You Thought Alison Brie Couldn't Get Any Better, You Haven't Seen Her in Cake Form


Brad Pitt Is Using His Powers For Good, With a Movie About the Steubenville Rape Case


Wil Wheaton Wants to Bring Sci-Fi Back to SyFy


Stephen Colbert Makes Amends the Only Way He Knows How: With Over-the-Top Tongue-in-Cheek Offensiveness


Brittany Murphy’s Last Movie Is Finally Being Released and it… Looks Pretty Terrible


Is Hollywood's Feminism Fad Doing More Harm Than Good?


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Amazon Announces Their New Line Up: All I See Is Gael García Bernal and a Duplass


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Joss Whedon Preemptively Apologizes to the Residents of Seoul for Messing Up Their CIty


Ken Burns Has Run Out of Subjects, Lands on Eugene Mirman


Joan Rivers Completely Breaks Jimmy Fallon for Seven Glorious Minutes


Are We One Step Closer to Six Seasons and a 'Community' Movie?


There Is Only One Word to Describe the 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Trailer


Scandal's Columbus Short Arrested on Felony Charges, And It's Not the First Time


Suits and Leather: An Official Look at Fox's 'Gotham'


Jimmy Carter Tells Stephen Colbert He’ll Become a Catholic When a Female Priest Asks Him to Join Her Church


Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are 'Consciously Uncoupling'


Aubrey Plaza Shows Us The Dark Side of Ring Pops


Idris Elba Will NOT Be a Part of 'Jurassic World' Because Even Dinosaurs Can't Handle That Level of Sexy


Play the New Game: ‘Who Is Elisabeth Moss Talking About?’ Fred Armisen vs. Scientology Edition


This Child's Cursing Tirade Is the Reminder We All Need That Life is a Beautiful Flower


Is Vincent Kartheiser Auditioning to Take On the Role of Rust Cohle, Or Do You Think He's Just Working Through Some Stuff?


'Marry, Date, Incarcerate' Is the Most Fun You Can Have At a Women's Prison


The 'Orphan Black' Season Two Posters Are Brain-Twistingly Cool


If Anyone Can Save 'Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.' It's Patton Oswalt


Nick Offerman's Huge Penis Is Getting in the Way of His Acting Career (NSFW)


Mindy Kaling Channels Her Inner Paul Giamatti


Do We Have Joel McHale to Thank For Saving 'Community'?


Leslie and Ron Sitting in a Tree: Highlights From the 'Parks and Recreation' PaleyFest Panel


Jennifer Lawrence’s Deleted ‘American Hustle’ Scene Will Scrub Away Your Pain


'The Giver' Trailer Turns Your Childhood Memories Into Every Other Bland Action Movie


Trying to Make Sense of Judd Apatow's 'Trainwreck' Cast Makes My Brain Hurt


Tale As Old As Time: A 90s 'TGIF' Love Triangle


Sofia Coppola's 'Little Mermaid' is Likely to Be a Lot Kinkier Than the Version You Grew Up With


Prison Wives and Whiny Narcissism: Highlights from the 'Orange Is the New Black' PaleyFest Panel


Kevin Spacey Can Be an 'Arrogant SOB' If He Damn Well Wants To


Ranking the Hair of SXSW


Now You Can Watch 'Rick and Morty' in 15-Second Bursts


Shailene Woodley Is All About The Lady Love


Rooney Mara's Tiger Lily: The Girl With the Meaningless Tribal Tattoo


Gordon Keith Asks Kristen Bell About Her Amazing Tit...ular Roles


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Idris Elba Will Make Shere Khan the Sexiest Tiger Ever


Academy Members Didn't Actually Watch 12 Years a Slave, Probably Used a Drunken Darts Method Instead


Anna Kendrick's Oscar Weekend Diary Proves She's JUST LIKE US!


It Would Be Weird if Emily Ratajkowski WASN'T in the 'Entourage' Movie


All Your Favorite Scenes From Clueless, Condensed into One Australian Rapper's Music Video


Adam Scott's Three Minute Long Thronegasm Will Have You Begging For More


Jimmy Fallon and The Roots Pour Their Adorable Magic All Over 'Frozen'


Ian Somerhalder and Norman Reedus Had a Better Weekend Than Any of Us


Sarah Jones: The Glaring Afterthought to Last Night's 'In Memoriam' Tribute


It's a 'Grown Ups 2' Shutout! Results from The Razzies


A Marshmallow Appetizer: The First Two Minutes of the 'Veronica Mars' Movie Are Here!


Kristen Bell Stars in the Least Informative Making-Of Video Ever


Win Your Oscar Party Potluck With These Academy Award Winning Food Puns


The Man Who Shaped Your Childhood Comes Out of Hiding to Draw Butts


Seth Rogen's Raw, Moving Speech to Congress Totally Makes Up For 'The Green Hornet'


Given the Choice Between Singing and Beer, Anna Kendrick Chooses Beer, Duh


Is This the Face That Launched a Thousand Spaceships?


Key & Peele Join the Cast of 'Fargo' Because Magic Is Real and Dreams Do Come True


Patton Oswalt Will Make Terrible Movies... Differently Terrible


This Is What Happens When You F**k With Philip Seymour Hoffman's Memory


Watch David O. Russell Play With His Phone, Babble About a Spider, and Talk About Making Jennifer Lawrence Cry


Oscar Presenter Dream Pairings


Twitter Meltdowns: Ruining Your Favorite Actors for You Since 2006


Your 'Veronica Mars' Countdown Has Begun


'The Hapley Group': NBC's Attempt at Getting You to Not Forget About Them


Krysten Ritter in Space!


Lena Dunham Addresses That Whole Jezebel Clusterf*ck


Matthew McConaughey Has His Oscar Speech Ready to Go


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Back From the Dead? Bryan Fuller Wants to Fill the Pie-Shaped Hole in Our Hearts


How Many People Are Watching House of Cards? F U, That's How Many


Jerry O'Connell Is Really, Really #SORRY For... Stuff


Back From the La Mancha Graveyard: Terry Gilliam Is Resurrecting Don Quixote


Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres: Rap Superstars


17 Year Old Prince Is Cooler Than You Will Ever Be


Benedict Cumberbatch Knows You Think He Looks Like an Inbred Otter, Is Cool With It


Ellen Page's Coming Out Speech Is a Thing of Beauty


LEGO Movie Outtakes: Everything Is -- Dammit, What's My Line?


Kate Mara Feels Obama Watching, Judging


Ranking the New Amazon Pilot Season


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Meet the New Voice of the Modern Woman


Retract the Claws and Grab Your Tap Shoes, It's Gonna be a Helluva Show


House of Cards Against Humanity is a ___________ For Your ___________.


'Friday Night at the Luncheonette': A Crossover of Brain-Melting Proportions


George Takei vs. Baby Goose


This 'Breaking Bad' Look Back Video Will Make That Whole Annoying Trend Worth It


Move Over, 'Citizen Kane.' 'Zombeavers' is the Most Important Cinematic Experience of All Time


How Many F*cks Does Felicia Day Give About What You Think of Her Haircut?


Charlie Sheen Hurls His Crazy Into the Void


If These Were Your Siblings You Wouldn’t Even Care That They’re ALWAYS MESSING WITH YOUR STUFF


Zooey Deschanel Wants to Be the President of Television


Aimee Mann Will Cure What Ails You


The Hipster Supervillain We've All Been Waiting For


Cameron Crowe Gives Us a Window into the Brilliance of Philip Seymour Hoffman


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