I don’t care what you’re doing. Drop the candy and/or whiskey; if you’re out trick-or-treating, send your toddlers up to the next house by themselves. THIS DEMANDS YOUR ATTENTION.
For their last Trick-or-Treat at the White House, the Obamas have given us the gift of some beautiful and endearingly awkward Thriller dance moves.
I hope you didn’t skip past the opening speech he gave the kids— who, I’ll be honest, I didn’t even notice were there because WHY WOULD I LOOK AT ANYTHING BUT THOSE FUNKY MOVES?
In his very brief opening speech, he chastises a selfie-taker and stands up to a tiny Darth Vader. He also says we all look awesome, and that we “don’t have to listen to Michelle.” No need for healthy eating, candy for everyone! He’s the best dad.
Oh, and from the looks of it, these two just couldn’t get away from that song today.