There are a lot of pictures of Oscar Isaac out there, most of which put you at risk for a second late-in-life puberty, which you may not have known was a thing until you saw Poe Dameron strike a solid pin-up pose.
Or do that thing with his lip.
Or play so tenderly with his own action figure.
Yes, there are a lot of dangerous pictures of Oscar Isaac out there, but then on Golden Globes night, he went and blew them all away. Jacob Tremblay, the incredible boy from Room, had said earlier in the night that Poe Dameron was his favorite character from Star Wars: The Force Awakens. So when the two met up at an after party, there was only one thing for our imaginary boyfriend to do: LIGHTSABER BATTLE.
Look at that child and don’t even try to pretend that that is not the exact face you would be making in that situation.
Of course, this was the same night that Oscar Isaac crushed all of our dreams. Because while we were all busy alternating shipping Isaac and John Boyega and Isaac and ourselves, he went ahead and brought his real life girlfriend, documentary filmmaker Elvira Lind, to the ceremony.
In a blatant dismissal of all of our feelings, both emotional and pants-based, he even kissed her square in mouth, EVEN THOUGH HE KNEW WE COULD SEE HIM.
It’s like he doesn’t even care about our feelings.