Hot Topic's New 'Star Wars' Line Is Going to Take All Of Your Money
Sorry to have to tell you, adults, but here we are again. Back looking at a new supremely cool geek-based line of clothing, having to balance our desire to own all the pretties with our reluctance to be adults who shop at Hot Topic. We’ve been here many, many, many, many times before, and you’d think by now I jut would have accepted the fact that I am a grown woman who loves Hot Topic with the fervor of my 12-year-old goth-lite self. Because holy hell, look at this new Star Wars line.
This is another line in partnership with the awesome Her Universe. I want it all, starting with this Rey cardigan. My shoulders don’t need to be warm! I just want it.
And obviously the dress to go with it.
A little Poe flight dress?
To go with your TOO COOL TO EXIST Finn jacket.
I can’t imagine I would recognize this jacket as a Phasma allusion if I saw it out in the wild, but that doesn’t make it any less cool.
This all reads like I’m being being paid to peddle these wares, doesn’t it? I really should be, but I’m just trying to come to terms with my tween-style fashion lust.
I’m in the process of planning a wedding right now and I swear to Yoda I’m actually considering this BB-8 dress.
With evil Kylo bridesmaids, obviously. The website describes this as “confident but maybe also kind of dangerous and unstable.” I need it.
Damn you, Hot Topic. Damn you yet again.
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