In five seasons of Game of Thrones, through all sorts of plot twists and mass murders, there’s one conversation we haven’t stopped engaging in: the discrepancy in boy parts vs. girls parts shown in Westeros. By now, we’ve seen one or two danglers, but for the most part, this is still a world in which naughty bits are constantly being aired out, as long as they’re of the lady variety.
Emilia Clarke has spoken about this imbalance before, but now, in an interview with Glamour, which reminded me that Clarke dated Seth MacFarlane and now my brain hurts, she’s laid out her plan of solution. When asked how she wants the series to end, this was her idea:
I want to see Daenerys and her three dragons share the throne. Eat goat they’ve barbecued. And bring back all the pretty boys, get them to take their trousers down, and be like, “I’m now the queen of everything! I’d like close-ups of all the boys’ penises, please.”
TAKE NOTE, HBO. And George, we know you haven’t finished that book yet. Here’s your ending.
Clarke also finally told us why we never saw Khal Drogo’s drogo. We saw her naked all the time, but never saw his stuff during their sex scenes.
Oh I did. I saw his member, but it was covered in a pink fluffy sock. Showing it would make people feel bad. It’s too fabulous.