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This 'Archer' Spread May Be the Splooshiest Thing to Ever Hit Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | February 24, 2016 |

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | February 24, 2016 |

This year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition has been getting a lot of attention thanks to Ronda Rousey and 14 hours worth of body paint. But here’s something that may be even more interesting to you nerds. Well, more interesting that Ronda Rousey body paint? Yeah, I said “may.”

Archer is gearing up for its seventh season, and the show is continuing its streak of weird and mega-sexual branded content marketing campaigns. Inside the magazine is a spread of swimsuit shots featuring three female characters (WHY NO MALLORY, SPORTS ILLUSTRATED?), with photo and wardrobe credits for Archer, Krieger, and Ray. The spread is in line with the new season’s move to Los Angeles and— wait, why am I still talking? I know what you all want and that you’ve all almost definitely scrolled ahead to see so no one’s even reading these words, are they?

And before you ask, no there’s no rule on the books forbidding you from putting an animated character (or three) in your Pajiba 10 nominees.

Here’s Lana:


And Pam.

And, because I know what you pervs like, here’s bonus emoji Pam.

Via SI.