You Can Never Unfeel the Absolute Stunning Perfection That Is #HamOfThrones

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | May 25, 2016 |

If the complaints of the internet are to be believed, most of us reached our crossover saturation point a while back. So no one would blame you if you heard that #HamofThrones, a mashup of Game of Thrones and Hamilton, took over the internet tonight, and you didn’t care. Yes, no one would blame you. But I can assure you that YOU COULD NOT BE MORE WRONG. These Hamilton lyrics over GoT screengrabs and GIFs are more perfect than they have any right to be. I’ve done a bunch of these Twitter roundup things, and I’ve honestly never seen one that was so consistently spot-fucking-on.

Lin-Manuel Miranda himself kicked things off.

He's very attractive in the North #HamOfThrones #HasThisBeenDone pic.twitter.com/5GIe5h5DJj
— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) May 25, 2016

And oh wow did people get in on this game fast. Some entries were devastating.

Dying is easy, young man. Living is harder. #HamOfThrones pic.twitter.com/98B2l4xy6N
— Sam Adams (@SamuelAAdams) May 26, 2016

@Lin_Manuel get your right hand back. Yeah you gotta get your right hand back #HamOfThrones pic.twitter.com/wjeONfwVHa
— Jesse Metz (@jessejamesmetz) May 25, 2016

@Lin_Manuel and if there's a reason i'm still alive when everyone who loves me has died #hamofthrones pic.twitter.com/Sv56eW0g0h
— olive juice (@whiskymouth) May 25, 2016

(Even with a changed lyric)

@Lin_Manuel
"Burr."
"Sir?"
"'Hold the door' on your way out."#HamOfThrones pic.twitter.com/tWTJzDJ26c
— Schuyler Osgood (@skepticscullys) May 25, 2016

Some were hilarious.

In New York you can be a new man. @Lin_Manuel #HamOfThrones pic.twitter.com/ITku1ftmNV
— Alexis Lassiter (@alassiter793) May 26, 2016

Never gonna be President now… #HamOfThrones pic.twitter.com/BJScGV3nI2
— Ryan McGee (@TVMcGee) May 25, 2016

Most were just too perfect.

The Schuyler Sisters; Angelica, Peggy, Eliza… Work! #HamOfThrones @Lin_Manuel pic.twitter.com/gTnekWzyMZ
— Sara Carns (@SaraJaneCrafts) May 25, 2016

@Lin_Manuel How to account for his rise to the top? Man, the man is non-stop. #hamofthrones pic.twitter.com/E7GQ2mC5RQ
— Maggie Moran (@magEmoran) May 25, 2016

"I’m a girl in a world in which my only job is to marry rich."#HamOfThrones pic.twitter.com/8rywgLyL7x
— Elhoffer Design (@elhofferdesign) May 26, 2016

"Well, hate the sin, love the sinner." @Lin_Manuel #HamOfThrones (We had to contribute, right?) pic.twitter.com/HYQSNERL29
— Nerdist (@nerdist) May 25, 2016

lock up your daughters and horses #HamOfThrones pic.twitter.com/y7DmFAirYe
— Victoria McNally (@vqnerdballs) May 25, 2016

The Lancelot of the Revolutionary set #HamOfThrones pic.twitter.com/OOkLXMnxwy
— Vivian Kane (@viv_kane) May 26, 2016

(Yes, I included my own tweet, what of it? I’m a damn delight.)

🎶 every part aflame, this is not a game 🎶 #HamOfThrones pic.twitter.com/Qi49K9vVpT
— Jenny Han (@jennyhan) May 26, 2016

🎶 Some men say that I'm intense or I'm insane 🎶 #hamofthrones pic.twitter.com/twLS6T0uME
— Jenny Han (@jennyhan) May 25, 2016

"I'm erasing myself from the narrative" #HamOfThrones pic.twitter.com/XuCZkRRxIq
— Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) May 25, 2016

Like, so perfect it’s now hard to remember that these characters weren’t the ones to actually say these words.

And I'm never going to stop until I make ‘em drop and burn ‘em up and scatter their remains. #HamOfThrones pic.twitter.com/PhQVh06s3b
— R+L=Joanna Robinson (@jowrotethis) May 26, 2016

I'm a trust fund baby, you can trust me. #HamOfThrones pic.twitter.com/PpXknqUFL5
— Ryan McGee (@TVMcGee) May 25, 2016

"I wish there was a war then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for." #HamofThrones pic.twitter.com/qV2q9RZyNj
— Amy Ratcliffe (@amy_geek) May 26, 2016

"Talk less. Smile more. Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for." #HamofThrones pic.twitter.com/OcAAwSVzh6
— Amy Ratcliffe (@amy_geek) May 25, 2016

The Tormund/Brienne shippers had a goddamn field day.

"I am not throwing away my shot." #HamofThrones pic.twitter.com/Yc3DiaHDS2
— Amy Ratcliffe (@amy_geek) May 25, 2016

You walked in, and my heart went boom #HamOfThrones pic.twitter.com/ZNOfMxa56B
— cersei (@sydneyjanexo) May 25, 2016

"If it takes fighting a war for us to meet it will have been worth it." @Lin_Manuel #HamofThrones pic.twitter.com/okxMUuGxeN
— Brittany Rivera (@kindamoviesnob) May 25, 2016

However, I think our very own Genevieve takes first prize for cross-over devastation.

I will kill your friends and family… to remind you of my love. #HamOfThrones pic.twitter.com/Q04CXwSIuo
— Genevieve Burgess (@rustyheadedgirl) May 26, 2016

RIGHT?

And with that, Miranda and Alex Lacamoire bid us goodnight.