Sean Penn has somehow convinced another young— I mean VERY young— woman to tolerate his presence. According to pictures from The Daily Mail, the two went swimming in the ocean and rubbed their faces and bodies on each other in Hawaii.
I’m not sure how Sean Penn keeps tricking these women into thinking he’s a normal, acceptable choice for human companion, rather than a toxic garbage fire of abuse. In this case, though, it may be a combination of youthful bad choices and Hollywood bubbledom, since the woman in question is Vincent D’Onofrio’s 24—year-old daughter, Leila George.
I wouldn’t exactly recommend looking at the pictures of these two doing bikini kissing things unless you’re feeling into any, or more likely all of the following:
—Vomiting in your mouth
—Seeing a woman who looks very uncomfortable having her face grabbed
—Totally unromantic and super odd ocean baptism dunking moves
—More vomit, probably everywhere now
There is a possible upside to all of this, though.
Sean Penn is dating Vincent D'Onofrio's daughter and my first thought was: "I can't wait for Sean Penn to get murdered by Vincent D'Onofrio"— VicGOREia 🔪 (@vqnerdballs) October 6, 2016