5 More Memes the New 'American Horror Story' Season Should Consider Before Settling On Slender Man
As we’re waiting to hear if the next season of American Horror Story really will end up being centered around the figure of Slender Man, a creepy figure that gained fame as a meme, I have a few other suggestions for Ryan Murphy. If you’re really dedicated to the idea of a season of AHS: Imgur, and if things don’t work out with the script you’re trying to buy the rights to, here are five other memes that might make for a good spooky season.
Kermit Drinking Tea
The visual stand-in for a snarky “But that’s none of my business,” Kermit sipping tea is the perfect villain for a season of American Horror Story. Why? That’s not tea. It’s the blood of his enemies. But adding in the fancy classiness of a tea cup and this is basically Muppet Hannibal.
Yes, more tea. Earl Grey. Hot. So hot it can scald a man’s face (or palm) and leave him haunting you for revenge.
Wiz Khalifa’s Cool Pants
Is this a meme yet? I don’t know. But after Kanye told the world that #WizWearsCoolPants (not to mention all the baby-owning and mysterious waves), this could be the first Twitter feud-turned-television season.
Those Victorian e-Cards Women
Is this the point at which I have to admit that maybe I don’t fully know what constitutes a meme? Still, why not fill a season of American Horror Story with the ghosts of fancy women who just love day drinking and being snarky? Why can’t that be a thing?
Disapproving Dowager Countess
I won’t lie, I would ABSOLUTELY watch a season of American Horror Story: Downton.