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#BundyEroticFanFic Is the One Truly Great Thing to Come Out of The Oregon Militia Shit Show

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | January 7, 2016 |

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | January 7, 2016 |



When a group of a couple dozen white, angry, Let’s-Make-America-Great-Again militia men storm an Oregon wildlife refuge, there’s really only one ideal outcome. Oh, okay, maybe actual legal recourse would be a great outcome, but this is a pretty close runner-up.

This past Tuesday evening, Colin Meloy, frontman of The Decemberists, posited a perfectly reasonable hypothetical to Twitter:


And then, thank the heavens, he went a step further to start the erotic ball rolling. Because of bunch of dudes trapped in a northwestern government building together, with strong beliefs and stronger actions, are for sure going to start some sparks flying.

Meloy’s and the other immediate bandwagoners’ tweets introduced a range of erotic players.


But the true fan favorite romantic lead was clearly “Ammon,” as in the group’s leader Ammon Bundy (pictured left).
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Actually, there was one other truly spectacular thing to come out of this scenario. No one is on the side of these men. I think honestly literally no one. And 40 million completely badass bird watchers just basically declared war on the occupiers. I don’t know if anyone has ever considered birders to be totally deadly adversaries, but apparently we should all be (and have always been) terrified. Absolutely terrified. Of bird watchers.



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