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Here's the All-Female 'Archer' Porn Parody You Never Ever Wanted

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | September 16, 2016 |

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | September 16, 2016 |


Congratulations, John DiMaggio! You now have TWO porn parodies based on your voiceover roles. (At LEAST two. Is there Futurama-inspired porn out there? Of course there is, right?) First we got the absolutely amazing Bob’s Burgers parody, Bob’s Boners. That idea was 100% perfect, mostly because it was full of zombies and butts, just as Tina Belcher would want. But now we live in a world where all-female Archer porn is a thing, and I’m not sure I like that place.

To be fair, Archer Goes Sploosh (yes, that’s the name) not porn porn, it’s a series of the characters (as embodied by female models) in various states of undress. But I still don’t like it. And not just because they apparently couldn’t be bothered to find a black model for Lana. Mostly because you can never unsee that naked bearded lady Krieger.

If you’re over 18 (and only if you’re over 18— and they’ll know if you’re lying and god will kill a puppy) you can see the very, very unseeable NSFW versions at Woodrocket.

Via Uproxx.





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