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Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston Put Their Mouths on Each Other And the Internet Is Going INSANE

By Vivian Kane | Celebrity | June 15, 2016 |

By Vivian Kane | Celebrity | June 15, 2016 |


Some days (most days, like, all the days) Twitter’s trending topics don’t have a lot to offer. Other days, though, that sidebar is full of important political information, hope-inspiring hashtags, and voices that need to be heard, all presented on one of the largest platforms that currently exists. Today was one of those days. If you spent any time on the site today, you heard about the Senate Democrats gun control filibuster, a flood of open #QueerSelfLove, and some fantastic Trump shut-downs, courtesy of “the gays.” This was some of the best mass content Twitter offers.

BUT LITERALLY NONE OF THAT MATTERS BECAUSE LOOK WHAT ELSE HAPPENED.

I KNOW, TAYLOR, THIS IS EXCITING SHIT. YOU PUT YOUR MOUTH ON LOKI ON A ROCK. YOU MUST HAVE WOOED HIM WITH YOUR MET GALA DANCE MOVES. WELL DONE.

And Twitter is just as excited. Filibuster? What filibuster? THIS IS TRUE LOVE.

Of course, there are some out there who APPARENTLY DON’T BELIEVE IN LOVE.

DON’T TAKE THIS FROM US, PROBABLY CORRECT CYNICS.

You don’t actually have to care about this relationship to mine the shit out of the pun possibilities.

But without a doubt, the single most important element of this whole thing is the name. OH SWEET GOSSIP GOD, THE NAME.

Thank you, internet. You did a good job today.