It Just Wouldn't Be 'Star Wars' Without a New Sh*tty Holiday Special
Unless you were lucky enough to attend the premiere or a special screening, we’ve all still got a couple more days to kill until we can have our Force Awakened. So what’s a good way to kill 10 minutes of those few days? How about a Star Wars holiday special? No, not THAT holiday special. I would never inflict that on you all. But what about this Funny or Die hypothetical holiday special, made by people who haven’t seen the new installment, based solely on predictions and internet rumors? (Cause everyone loves Star Wars internet rumors!) And with a really crappy song by Train thrown in, to fulfill the prophecy of Droid Day or some such whatever?
Okay, so maybe it’s not a “good” way to kill 10 minutes, but it’s something. Plus, it shows Gwendoline Christie’s Captain Phasma as being shorter than Jason Alexander and that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.