Trade News Archive

Biz Break: Quicksilver Has Been Cast...In 'X-Men: Days of Future Past' And Superman Wants To Hang With Batman.

Stripper Jennifer Aniston Is Going to Make a Lot of "Friends" Fan-Fic Writers Happy in the We're the Millers Trailer

Based Only On These 9 Posters, Which Movies Will Snatch Your Cash?

Cannes Needs Batman: Crime Spree Strikes Film Festival

Man of Steel "Fate of Your Planet" Trailer: Is It OK to Root for Zod?

"Daily Show" Co-Creator Learns the Hard Way that Political Jokes Are Not Appreciated During Tragic Events

John Barrowman Is Set to Host the Summer's Biggest Television Sh*tshow

"Whatever You Believe Can Change the Nature of a Man, Can": "Believe" Trailer

Is Jesse Eisenberg A D*ckwad Or Reacting To A Bad Interviewer?

As Ka Wills: Mysterious Investor Saves Dark Tower

Attention K-Mart Shoppers: 15 Adorable Behind-the-Scenes Photos From Beetlejuice Because Monday, Am I Right?

Hey Fat Face! Here's Another Trailer for Anchorman 2

Do You Recognize the Well Known Celebrities on the Far Left and Far Right Of This Photo?

"Game Of Thrones" May End After Seven Seasons

My Emotions!: The Elysium Robot Calls Me Ugly and 5 Other Pop Culture Pieces.

Here's an alphabetical listing of all our Trade News:

Bloomsday Celebration

George Lopez Plans to Kill Late Night with TBS' "Lopez Tonight"

Neither "Community" Nor "Parks and Recreation" Will See the Inside of a Sh*tcan | NBC Desperate Enough to Give Us Our Cake and Let Us Eat It

Nobody Likes the Palins | Something We Can Finally All Agree Upon!

Re-Opening the Wounds of a Generational Rift | The 2010 Teen Choice Award Winners

Uncertain Emotions Force An Uncertain Smile| Stephen King's The Stand Gets Film Treatment

"21 Jump Street" Expected to Start Filming Late 2010

"24" Going to the Big Screen

"About Time" Trailer: Richard Curtis' Time Travel Movie Introduces Another Ginger to Put On Your Hotties List

"After Watching Last Week's Episode of 'Glee,' I Decided to Experiment with My Gender Identity," Said No One

"All this has happened before, and all this will happen again": Battlestar Galactica Movie Still in the Works

"America Has a Religious Literacy Problem" | God in America

"Arrested Development" Comeback Officially a Go

"Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome" Concept Art | Rise of the Toasters

"Battlestar" Casting, "Dark Tower" Casting, J. Michael Straczynski Project | Sci-Fi Thursday Miscellaeny

"Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!" Don't Blame Me If You're Haunted, A New Beetle Juice Is Already In The Works

"Breaking Bad" is a Laugh Track Away from "Hanging with Mr. Cooper"

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" Stunt Scenes Hit YouTube

"Clash of the Titans" Sequel Gets New Director | Louis Leterrier Out, Jonathan Liebesman In

"Clerks: The Animated Series" To Possibly Return In 2013

"Community" Boys Make Good, Win Patriot Games For Captain America 2 Gig

"Community" Continues To Court Controversy As Emmy Eligibility Starts Cartoon Kerfuffle

"Community" News That May Make You Scream

"Community" Pays Tribute to Classic Comedies in EW Photoshoot

"Cougar Town" Returns at 8:30 on Valentine's Day

"Daily Show" Co-Creator Learns the Hard Way that Political Jokes Are Not Appreciated During Tragic Events

"Deadpool" Will Be Filthy | So Sayeth Ryan Reynolds

"Deadwood" Writer To Adapt Heavy Rain | More Mysteries, Fewer C*cksuckers

"Doctor Who" 50th Anniversary Teaser Poster: Who the Hell is This Guy?

"Doctor Who" Christmas Special Pictures

"Doctor Who" Coming to America | That's a Hell of a House Call

"Doctor Who" Remakes "Cowboys and Aliens" in the First Series 7 Trailer

"Doctor Who: The End of Time"

"Downton" Loses Another Regular, Neil Gaiman's Upcoming Movie, and 7 More Things You Absolutely Must Know Going Into the Weekend

"Ender's Game" First Full-Length Trailer Fails to Resonate

"Fallen" News

"Fast & Furious 6" Trailer: Brain Damage Has Never Looked So Fun

"Firefly" Still Dead. I Blame George Lucas.

"Game Of Thrones" May End After Seven Seasons

"Game of Thrones" Author, George R.R. Martin, Does Not Care for Your Mortal Man, Tim Tebow

"Game of Thrones" Video Games

"Game of Thrones" Wants To Remind You That Joffrey Is Still Kicking, That Little Assh*le.

"Game of Thrones" is "Not Just for Nerds Anymore." Well, Why Not? Stop Taking Things Away from Us!

"Gatsby Believed in the Green Light, the Orgiastic Future that Year by Year Recedes Before Us "

"Gilmore Girls'" Creator Gets in a Pissing Match with "Grey's Anatomy" Creator

"Glee" S1/E12 "Mattress"

"Go Get 'Em Lantern!" This Profanity-Fueled "Change-Up" Promo is Almost Guaranteed to Be Better than the Film

"House at the End of the Street" Trailer: Jennifer Lawrence Experiences Trite Horror Thriller in Reverse

"How I Met Your Mother" Season 7 Trailer And 13 Things I Learned About HIMYM From Carter Bays and Craig Thomas

"Hung" Actor Thomas Jane on Why He Was Fired from Sylvester Stallone's HEADSHOT

"I Beat Pajibas Up!"

"Inside Llewyn Davis" Trailer: The Coen Brothers Made the Only Movie About a Folk Singer with a Cat That I Will Look Forward To

"Invite Me In, Now."

"Is Bill's Stamina Not Up to Snuff?"

"It Was Like a Marriage Breaking Up Suddenly, Violently Quickly" | Conan O'Brien Last Night on "60 Minutes"

"Jay Leno is a Boob" | Letterman Vents to Dr. Phil

"Lost" Returns February 2nd

"Mad Men" Gets a Return Date, That Weasel Pete Campbell Already Bracing for Punches

"Mad Men" Sets Return Date; Let Joan Serve You Some Scotch While You Eyeball These GIFs

"Mad Men" With Mutants? | "X-Men: First Class" Confirmations

"Mad Men" vs. "Game of Thrones" Red Carpet Premieres, Plus the Geekiest Celebrity Couple on the Planet

"Man of Steel" "Fate Of Your Planet" Trailer: Is It OK to Root for Zod?

"Misfits" to be Americanized: No Word Yet on Whether They Need to Save a Cheerleader

"Modern Family" and "The Good Wife" Renewed

"Monday Night Football" Fires the Good One, Leave the Boring One and the Blowhard

"NCIS" Renewed Two More Seasons | Everything's Coming Up Milhouse!

"Napoleon Dynamite" the Animated Series | Gosh!

"One Big Happy Family" TLC

"Only God Forgives" Trailer: That Cute Boy From "The Notebook" Will Pummel Your Face Into a Meat Sock

"Ooh, look at me today, I'm entertaining whilst saving lives aren't I brilliant?": David Brent is Back

"Oz: The Return to Emerald City" Now Has a Logline

"Pacific Rim" Trailer: Guillermo del Toro Eats Pieces of Sh*t Like Michael Bay for Morning Tea

"Party Down," and Other TV Renewal/Pickup News

"Paul" Adds Rogen, Bateman, Wiig, and Hader

"Police Academy" Remake in the Works

"Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Duel 2" Premieres Tonight!

"SNL" Adds Two More, Plus 5 Other News Bits That Might Tingle Your Person Bits

"Saturday Night Live" Abruptly Loses a Cast Member

"Scrubs" News

"Smallville" Is Getting An Eleventh Season In Comic Book Form

"Star Wars" Live Action Television Series Sounds Awesome, Will Never Happen

"Stargate" & "Stargate Atlantis" Movie News | Internet Killed the DVD

"Terra Nova" Falling Apart | Let's Just Fire Everybody

"The Audience Is Gonna Have The Comfort Of The Familiar, But This Really Special Chemistry Of The New." (TNT's "Dallas" Trailer)

"The Cooking Loft"

"The Daily Show" And Where Entertainment and Mitt Romney Converge

"The Daily Show" Takes CNN to Task for Their TACTLESS UNBELIEVABLE INSENSITIVITY

"The Hangover Part III" Trailer: John Goodman Will Have Two Scenes. They Will Be the Best Part

"The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey" Just Misses the Cut on This List of the 50 Longest Films

"The Killing" Is Not Cancelled

"The Lone Ranger" Finds a Screenwriter

"The Office" Season Finale Guest Star List Leaked

"The Pacific," Episode Seven Recap

"The Tonight Show" Announces Its First Weeks of Guests

"The Transporter" Television Series Updates

"The Walking Dead" Kills Off Its Writers | I Remember My Dream Now... Why I Dug The Holes

"The Walking Dead" and A Reason for Hope | If Obama Can't Save the Economy, Maybe Darabont Can Save TV

"The Way Way Back" Trailer: Hey Steve Carell, Make More Movies Like This, Please!

"The World's End" Trailer: Simon Pegg and Nick Frost Reunited to Take on the Apocalypse

"There Is Still Good in Him": George Lucas Retires

"Three Inches" Casting News | I Swear It's Really Six

"Transformers: Dark of the Moon" Still Image: Shia Pays Homage to "Lars and the Real Girl"

"True Blood" -- "I Wish I Was the Moon": Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered

"Valentine's Day" Sequel, "New Years Day" in the Works

"Veronica Mars" Movie Nixed Again (And Where Did Kristen Bell Go?) | Pajiba Whippits

"What, What in the Butt" Creators Suing South Park | Fate, It Seems, Is Not Without a Sense of Irony

"Whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, can": "Believe" Trailer

"You keep saying you want to change things, but you keep repeating old behavior. You can't have it both ways." | 2010 Emmy Nominations

"You're Pajiba'ed!"

"Your Highness" Looks Like Ass ... Natalie Portman's Ass | Comparing Natalie Portman's Ass in the Green Band and Red Band Trailers

"Zombieland" Television Series is a Go

#SaveCommunity #OccupyNBC To Flash Mob 30 Rock... efeller Center Today

'A Haunted House' Trailer: There's Blood, Guts And Asses Everywhere! Someone's Gone All Crazy, Son!

'After' Trailer: Oh! Darling ... If You Leave Me, I'll Never Make It Alone

'Battleship' Director, Peter Berg, Calls Out a Israeli Draft Dodger During Awkward Interview

'Brawler' Trailer: Boot To The Head!

'Bullet To The Head' Trailer: Rocky vs. Khal Drogo

'Carrie' Remake Has A New Poster: Plug It Up! Plug It Up!

'Cockneys vs Zombies' Looks Like the Best Thing to Happen to the Zombie Comedy Since "Zombieland," Bruva

'Community' Creator Dan Harmon Admits He's Kind of a Horse's Ass

'Fun Size' Trailer: Teen Movie Made For 'Tweeners

'Innocence of Muslims' Trailer: Of All the Films That Could've Ignited Violent Protests, Why Did It Have to Be the Anti-Muslim 'Birdemic'?

'Jane Got A Gun' Gets Stood Up By Its Director. Seriously, Who Does That?

'Movie 43' Released A Ton Of Pictures And I Still Don't Know What The Hell It Is About

'Playing for Keeps' Trailer: Spoiler -- I Can Summarize Gerard Butler's Entire Movie in 101 Words

'RoboCop' Reboot: First Look at the Suit and the PD Cruiser

'Saturday Night Live' Courageously Chooses Black Guy To Play President Obama

'Skyfall' Trailer: James Bond Dies, Then He Kicks Everyone's Ass

'Sparkle' Trailer: Because That Word Hasn't Already Been Tainted Enough By Vampires

'Stand Up Guys' Trailer: Maybe Pacino Has One Bullet Left In the Chamber?

'Star Trek Into Darkness' Rises With A New Poster

'Tai Chi 0' Trailer: Give Me Steam, Real As Anything You've Seen

'The Big Wedding' Trailer: Hell Is Other People, But Mostly It's Just Katherine Heigl

'The Hangover Part III' Gives Us Plot Details: "HOORAY" Yelled No One

'The Heat' Red Band Trailer: Aw, He Put A Ring On It!

'The Last Stand' Trailer: Ahnuld Is Back To The Choppa

'The Loft' Trailer: Mystery Murder in a F--- Pad

'The Lone Ranger' Trailer Looks Decent Right Up Until the Moment Johnny Depp Shows Up With a Bird On His Head

'The Other Dream Team' Trailer: We Will Get By, We Will Survive

'The Sapphires' Trailer: Can You Make It Sound a Little More Black?

'The Smurfs 2' Trailer: It Would Be Better To Smurf Yourself In The Smurf With A Chainsaw

'The Wolverine' Has Lots of Feels In the Rain: New Motion Poster

'This Is The End', My Friend: Seth Rogen & Friends Release A Red Band Teaser Trailer

'Trouble with the Curve' Trailer: Clint Eastwood Still Old, Still Crusty, Still Awesome

'Unforgiven' To Be Remade. Trade Your Colt For A Katana

'Wreck-It-Ralph' Trailer: Thank You Mario, But Our Villain Is In Another Cabinet

(03/31/13) Season 3 'Game of Thrones' Trailer: Revenge Is Coming

(500) Days of Weezy | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

... And Pixar Finally Sold Out | A Direct-to-DVD Spin-Off of "Cars" In the Works

...Love Blossoms, And A Whole Lot Of Gross Zombie Kills: Here's A Glimpse At Season Three Of "The Walking Dead"

1.21 Jiggahawtts | Clooney is DeLorean, John DeLorean.

10 Actors to Watch

10 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Begins

10 New "Mad Men" Photos Tell You Everything You Need to Know Heading Into Sunday's Premiere

10 Things You Might Have Missed While Decking the Malls with Shame and Vomit

10 Things You Need To Know In Order To Be a Productive Member of Today's Pop Culture Society

10 Things You Need To Know In Order To Be a Productive Member of Today's Pop Culture Society: Monday Edition

10 Things You Need To Know To Make It Through The Weekend With Your Pop Culture Prowess Intact

10 Things You Should Know In Order To Be a Productive Member of Today's Pop Culture Society

10 Years Trailer: Charming Potato Continues to Charm. Damnit

10 of Today's Trade News Headlines That Will Drive You To Drink

100% Pure Pajiba

1066 Movie

12 New Photos From 'Star Trek: Into Darkness' Will Beam a Cumber Into Your Batch

13 Gorgeous Behind-the-Scenes Photographs of Jeff Bridges' Movies Taken by Jeff Bridges

15 New Movie Posters Presented in Descending Order of Total Bad-Assitude

17 Again Trailer

1987-88 Primetime Schedule

1997-98 Primetime Television Schedule

20,000 Leagues under the Sea Remake

2008 Emmy Awards Wrap-Up

2008 Golden Globe Nominations

2009 Academy Award Winners

2009 Box Office Predictions

2009 Emmy Award Winners List

2009 Emmy Nominations

2009 MTV Movie Award Winners

2009 MTV Movie Awards Nominations

2009 Oscar Nominations

2009 Oscar Winners

2009 Scream Award Nominations

2009 TV Shows on the Bubble

2009 Teen Choice Award Winners

2009 Teen Choice Awards Nominations

2009 Upfronts - ABC's 2009 Fall Schedule

2009 Upfronts - CBS' 2009/2010 Schedule

2009 Upfronts - Fox's 2009/2010 Schedule

2009 Upfronts - NBC's 2009/2010 Schedule

2009 Upfronts - The CW's 2009/2010 Schedule

2010 BAFTA Award Winners

2010 Golden Globe Predictions

2010 Golden Globe Winners

2010 Pilot Season Casting

2010 SAG Nominations

2010 SAG Winners

2010 Sundance Award Winners

2010 Upfronts - ABC's 2010-2011 Schedule

2010 Upfronts - CBS' 2010-2011 Schedule

2010 Upfronts - Fox's 2010-2011 Schedule

2010 Upfronts - NBC's 2010-2011 Schedule

2010 Upfronts - The CW's 2010-2011 Schedule

2010 Video Music Award Nominations | How Many of These Videos Have You Seen?

2011 Science Fiction Preview | I Don't Think That Word Means What You Think It Means

2011 Upfronts - ABC Brings Back "Jiggle TV"

2011 Upfronts - Foxy, You Make Me Wanna Get Up And Scream

2011 Upfronts - N ... B ... See-Ya Later Last Place?

2012 Emmy Nominations

2012 Footage

2012 Grammy Nominations, and 9 Nominations That Prove the Grammys Are Not a Real Thing

2012 MTV Movie Award Winners

24 Promo

25 Years Later, "The Simpsons" May Finally Bow Out Gracefully

3 Bits of Inexplicability: Bill and Ted 3, "Terra Nova," Animal House

3 Bizarre Examples of Digitally Inserting Movie Ads into "How I Met Your Mother" Reruns

30 Rock Pulls High Premiere Ratings

30 Rock Renewed

3D Coming to Game Shows

3D, The Price Hike that Keeps on Giving

5 A-List Casting Items that No Legitimate News Organization Would've Reported At This Stage in Development Five Years Ago

5 August Streaming and DVD Choices to Seek Out, and 3 To Avoid

5 Bits and Bobs About Pretty People That Will Make You Say Allons-y

5 Bits and Bobs You Need to Know Before the Daleks Exterminate You

5 Bits and Bobs You Need to Know Today to Really Get Your Batch Properly Cumbered

5 Bits and Bobs You Need to Know to Help Ease Your Emotional Nausea

5 Biz Items That Suddenly Seem Terribly Insignificant In Light of the Shooting in Colorado

5 Bulleted Items That Will Make You Want to Violently Chuck Kittens at Clowns

5 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Continues with Surprisingly Decent News

5 Nuggets of Knowledge You Can Use to Ruin Someone Else's Day

5 Pretty, Pretty Casting Decisions that Will Lubricate Your Loins for the Fall Television Season

5 Really Boring Hollywood News Items Because the Internet Is Not Interested in Entertaining You Today

5 Television Shows Renewed for Additional Seasons

5 Things SO Important a Mid-Level Pop Culture Blog Devoted an Entire Post to Them

5 Things SO Important that the Internet Has Seen Fit to Devote Its Limited Space to Them

5 Things You May Not Have Heard About This Week: People Really Need to Get Over Sh*t That Doesn't Affect Them

5 Things You Must Know and/or See to Avoid Falling Into a Deep Pit of Despair

5 Things You Need to Know About the TV Industry To Get You Through the Day

5 Things You Need to Know Today In Order to To Be a Self-Actualized Pop-Culture Savant

5 Things You Need to Know Today Lest You Inadvertently Promote a Homosexual Agenda

5 Things You Need to Know Today To Give Yourself the Illusion that You're Still Cool and/or Relevant

5 Things You Need to Know to Avoid the Brain Damage Associated with Minutia Withdrawal

50 Cent Jekyll and Hyde Movie

50 Cent to Star in Things Fall Apart

500 Days of Summer -- Sid and Nancy

6 Bits and Bobs About Pretty People That Will Go Down Easy with Your Fish Fingers and Custard

6 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Continues with Twas the Night Before ... Damn, Check Out These Sweaters

6 Odds and Ends You Need to Know Today to Avoid Certain Extermination

6 Recent Instances of Celebrities Deigning to Be Good People

6 Things You Must Know Today to Be an Informed Citizen of the Internet

6 Things You Must Know Today to Be an Informed Citizen of the World Wide Web

6 Things You Need to Know Today If You Ever Expect to Impress Joey Potter

7 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Continues with the "Inspector Spacetime" Movie Poster

7 Last Cares You Can Throw Away Before Heading to the Mall Today!

7 Pilot Season News Truths And 1 Lie: Can You Spot The Fake?

7 Things You Need to Know Before You Get High On/With President Obama

7 Things You Need to Know Before the Geeks Inherit the Earth

7 Things You Need to Know In Order to Maintain Your Status as an Informed Television Viewer

7 Things You Need to Know Today to Avoid Pop-Culture Atrophy

8 Bits and Bobs You Need to Know Today to Avoid Erotic Nightmares

8 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Continues with the "Parks and Rec"-Style Credit Sequence

8 TV News Items that Will In No Way Improve Your Advanced Trigonometry Skills

8 Things You Can Learn Today In Less Than The Time It Takes to Complete Your Bathroom Break

8 Things You Need To Know In Order To Be a Productive Member of Today's Pop Culture Society, Tuesday Edition

8 Things You Need to Shove In Your Whore Mouths Today

9 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Continues with the "Beetlejuice" Easter Egg

9 TV News Items that Will Infinitesimally Alter the Course of Your Existence

9 Things You Absolutely Must Know Today If You Want to Graduate From Pop-Culture College

9 Things You Need To Know In Order To Be a Productive Member of Today's Pop Culture Society -- Wednesday Edition

9 Things You Need to Know Today In Order To Be a Productive Member of Pop Culture Society

9 Things You Need to Know to Significantly Improve Your TV Small Talk Repertoire Today

90210 scores big ratings

92 Minutes Movie

<----- Can You Name This Person? | Whippits

The Muppets is Anti-American Propoganda

A "... Waiting" Sitcom and Five Other Rehashed Television Series' Ideas | Dexter and the Real Girl

A Baby Goose, An Emu and a Bald Eagle Walk into a Bar: A Place Beyond the Pines

A Batch of Cumber: Star Trek Into Darkness Plot Summary

A Bento Box of Blood | Sushi Typhoon at Comic-Con 2010

A Brand-Spanking New "Doctor Who" Trailer: Daleks, Weeping Angels, Time Square, and Dinosaurs on a Spaceship

A Brief History of Pajiba

A Brief Introduction To How To Properly Approach A Remake: Seth Gordon And The WarGames Reboot

A Clearer Fate: A Mission To Restore 'Manos: The Hands of Fate'

A Clip from the "Spaced" American Remake

A Condemnation of Our Gun Culture From the Most Unlikeliest of Sources

A Couple of Dicks Kevin Smith

A Critic's Response to Kevin Smith's Anti-Critic Diatribe

A Dance with Dragons Actually Really (He Means it This Time) Finished

A Devil In God's Country: Diablo Cody Will Direct Lamb Of God

A Ginger Set to Play Janis (f**king) Joplin | Janis & Julia?

A Good Ole Fashioned Family Western. With Glorious, Glorious Sideburns

A Hodge Podge of Stupid: Because Some Trade News Doesn't Deserve Its Own Post

A Hodgepodge of TV News, Take 1

A Hodgepodge of TV News, Take 2

A Man-Crush Will Only Get You So Far | Scott Foley Headed to "Grey's Anatomy"

A Michael Bay Tribute

A Must-See Preview of the Most Anticipated Finale of the Year

A Night At The Museum 3 News

A Paheeba Day Thank You

A Pajiba Public Service Announcement | Bulleted Items of Note without Comment

A Pajiba for All Midseasons

A Pajiba who does not exist

A Pajiba's a Pajiba, No Matter How Small

A Piece of Sht Director Calls Terrece Malick's TREE OF LIFE a Piece of Sht

A Preview of Showtime's "Episodes"

A Preview of a Preview of "Jonah Hex" | Machine Guns, Disfigurement, and Megan Fox's Cleavage

A Real American Pajiba

A Shameless but Earnest Call for Votes | News About South by Southwest 2011

A Sims Movie

A Star is Born Remake and Enchanted and Da Vinci Code Sequel News

A Statistical Analysis of the Vampire Trend, Pre- and Post-Twilight

A Tale Of Two Battleships: Universal Sues The Asylum

A Thursday Morning Treat: Ear Cancer! | The GOOP Lady Fist Pumps Her Way Through Pop-Country Pabulum

A Tribute to the Swearing of Malcolm Tucker, The Most Brilliantly Profane Character in All of Film

A Victory for Terrible Television | "Two and a Half Men" Will Never Die

A Whole New Generation of Dirty Hippies To Get Lost | Kerouac's Masterpiece Finally To Journey To The Big Screen

A Wrinkle in Time Film

A-Team Cast Complete

A-Team Images

A-Team Movie

A-Team Photo

A-nal-ra-pist

ABC Acquires Copper

ABC Cancels Life on Mars

ABC Cuts Order of V, FlashForward

ABC Gives an Episode Order to "Flash Forward"

ABC Muzzles "Cougar Town" and Sarah Palin Puts Down a Caribou | Plus Other Television News of a Vague Passing Interest

ABC Picks up Conveyor Belt of Love

ABC Unveils Their 2013-2014 Primetime Schedule, Pitting "S.H.I.E.L.D." Against (Gulp) "NCIS"

ABC looks into The Return

ABC orders In the Motherhood

ABC shelves Alyssa Milano's pilot

ABC to order Flash Forward Pilot

ABC's 2008 Fall Schedule

AFI Names Top Ten Movies and Television Shows of 2009

AMC Cuts "The Walking Dead" Season 2 In Twain

AMC Developing Kevin Smith Reality Series

AMC to Develop Red Mars

AMC's Next Project | Looking Past "The Walking Dead"

Aaron Eckhart Sure Is Pretty | Down the Rabbit Hole

Aaron Johnson Bangs Uglies with a Much, Much Older Lady | Why Do I Feel So Creeped Out By This May/December Romance?

Ab Fab News: Patsy and Edina Raise Their Glasses Again

Abashed, The Devil Stood And Felt How Awful Goodness Is: Yet Another Director Attached To The Crow Remake

According to Pajiba

Action No. 1 Will Explore What It's Like Being Nicolas Cage

Actually, As Long As There Are Apocalyptic Horseman Around, Would They Mind Doing a Little Trampling?

Adam Sandler And The Candyland Movie: (cocks gun, points at temple)

Adam Sandler In Fat Man | This Man. Fat Suit. 'Nuff Said.

Adam Sandler In Jack And Jill

Adam Sandler Joins the Cross-Dressing Craze | Whippits

Adam Sandler Movie Wins Every Single Razzie Award; Conservative Wingnuts are P*ssed

Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston Sign on to Pretend Wife

Adam Shankman Rock of Ages

Adaptation of World War Z to Suck

Add One Media Viewing Option, Subtract Another | In with New, Out with the Old

Adorable Cat Eating Alien Makes Racial Slurs ... for Laughs | The Lost "ALF" Blooper Reel

Adrianne Palicki's Wonder Woman Costume Take Two (Now in Action with Angry Face)

Adrienne Palicki Is Your New Wonder Woman

Adventurer's Handbook Jonah Hill Jason Schwartzman

Adventures in Pajiba

Adventures of Power Trailer

Affleck and Damon Eying "The Trade"

After Innumerable Casualties, "Jersey Shore's" War on Society Finally Comes to An End

After Last Week's "Treme," How Can You Not Look at Goodman without a Certain Achiness? | John Goodman on Letterman

After Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Host the Golden Globes Together, Here's 5 Projects They Should Remake

After.Life Movie Trailer

After.Life Poster and News

Ain't Gonna Be No Ghostbusters 3

Ain't No Party Like a Sh*tcan Party: Three Freshman Series Get the Axe

Ain't Too Proud to Ted | Most Bodacious Bill and Ted 3 In Our Future?

Air Guitar Movie Finds Screenwriters

Akira Movie Not Happening

AlabamaPink and the Boomstick

Alamo Drafthouse Gets Netflixy

Alan Ball's Balls

Alan Moore Decides to Make His Own Movie. With Hookers. And Blackjack.

Alan Turing Film The Imitation Game Gets a Director

Alas, Poor Yorick! The Y: The Last Man Adaptation Somehow Survives

Alex Cross Trailer: Matthew Fox Goes Full-On D'Onofrio

Alex Proyas to direct Tripods Trilogy

Alice in Wonderland Images

Alicia Keys Attempts to Extend that Superwoman Status

Alien Abortion | Ridley Scott to Birth Prometheus

Alien Elf Porn

Alien Prequel Official

Alien Prequel Plot News | Or Not. Really It Could Go Either Way

Alien Reboot in the Works

Alien Reboot is a Prequel

Alison Brie Talks The Angry Pirate with Mrs. Vanlandingham | Whippits

Alison Brie, Go Buy a Low Cut Blouse: "Community" Has Set a Return Date

All About Steve Trailer

All Other Priorities Are Rescinded | Natalie Portman Wanted for Alien Prequel

All The Bat-Updates You Can Throw A Batarang At, Bat-Sans The Dark Knight Rises Rumors

All The Marvel News Fit to Print

All This 3D and World War II | The Battle of Midway, Now With Less Charlton Heston

All You Need to Know About Six Major Movie News Stories In the Fewest Words Possible

All Your Base Are Belong To Us: Will And Jaden Smith In The "After Earth" Trailer

All Your Favorite Shows May Be Cancelled: "Happy Endings" Bombs On Sundays Against those Posh British Ratings Bullies

All Your Favorite Shows Will Be Cancelled (Except "Raising Hope") | A Television Ratings Update

All Your Favorite Television Shows Will Be Cancelled (Part IX)

All Your Least Favorite Shows Will Never Be Cancelled | Where is That Robot Uprising When You Need It?

All the Casting News You Missed While You Were Tap Dancing on Bin Laden's Grave

All the Evidence You Need to Know that HBO's "Game of Thrones" Marketing Department is the Best in Television

All the News You Need to Know to Be a Well-Rounded, Informed Citizen of the Film World

All the Other Muppets Will Die; You Can Save Only One. Who Will It Be? The Muppets International Poster

All the TV News You Need to Know While Standing in Line to Buy Those Crappy Things You Don't Need Because They're Cheap

All the World's a Stage | Hugh Jackman Headed for Sorkin's Houdini Musical/Kiefer Sutherland Makes His Debut

Allen Ginsberg's Howl Inspires Film

Already Sick And Tired Of Prometheus? Fear Not! This Isn't About That. It's About The Sequel...

Alternate Juno Endings

Alvin and the Chipmunks 3D News

Alyson Hannigan Xnays the Buffy Reboot

Amanda Bynes' Career: 1999 - 2010

Amber Benson's Film Might Have Gotten Plagiarized | A SyFy Original Series, Huh?

America's Next Ostracized Minority: Intelligent People | Hide In Your Closets; Welcome to the Future

America's Next Top Pajiba

American Pie 4

American Pie 4 Gets Screenwriters

American Psycho The Musical

American Psycho: The Musical

American Remakes of Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance and Thirst

American Werewolf in London Remake

Amy Adams Cast As Lois Lane In Superman: It Will Take A Herculean Effort for Zack Snyder To Screw This Up

Amy Adams Leap Year

Amy Adams Zach Galifianakis Town House

An American Gladiators Movie

An Argument Over "The Walking Dead' Provokes a Man to Shoot His Girlfriend in the Back

An Assorted Collection of Unrelated Television News

An Avenger Travels To Westeros: "Game Of Thrones" Season Three Cast Revealed

An Open Letter from ABC to the People They Respect Least in the World: "Happy Endings" Viewers

An Update on The Jetsons

Anchorman 2 On the Horizon

And I Have Been A Fat Woman Named Frieda | Berkeley Breathed at Comic-Con 2010

And It Looks Like They're Aiming Right at You and Me| Spielberg's Falling Skies Trailer

And Nothing Can Ever Be The Same | Fox 2000 Offers The Rocky Horror Picture Show to Ryan Murphy

And Now Star Trek 2 Will Beam Aboard IMAX, Plus Benedict Cumberbatch Revealed

And Now We Know Why Bill Murray Took on "Garfield: The Movie"

And Now, For Your Viewing Pleasure | Fright Night's Chriss David Tennant Angel

And Then Comic Book Nerds Exploded In Rage: Michael B. Jordan Rumored To Play The Human Torch

And This, Folks, Is Why God Hates You | Idris Elba Gives, Tyler Perry Takes Away

And Yet, I Still Feel Strange | The Dark Knight Rises Villainy

And You Know What They Said, Well Some of it Was True | Clash Biopic in the Works

And the Oscar Goes To... | Javier Bardem is Biutiful

Anderson Cooper Casually Responds to A HUGE F**KING BOMB EXPLOSION While Filming Live in Gaza

Andrew Niccol Directs Stephenie Meyers' The Host

Andy Hallett Dies at 33

Andy Richter, Tonight Show Announcer

Andy Serkis and Nick Cave Developing "The Threepenny Opera"

Andy Tennant to Direct Heigl In Adaline | What Do Katherine Heigl And Ferris Bueller Have In Common?

Ang Lee's Rousing Life of Pi Trailer Is Impressive, Superficially At Least

Angel Heart Remake

Angela Bassett Joins This Means War | Still Trying To Get Her Groove Back

Angela from 'The Office' Developing a Sitcom About Her Divorce from the Brother of Toby on 'The Office'

Angelina Burnett to Co-Write "The Real Amanda Strauss"

Angelina Jolie Graces the Cover of Newsweek, Gives America Lethal Dose of the Heebie-Jeebies

Angelina Jolie Reveals That She Had a Double Mastectomy

Angelina Jolie Signs on to Patricia Cornwell Franchise

Angry Birds Movie In Development? | OK, Calm Down, It Was Just A Bird. You Don't Control The Birds. You Will Some Day, But Not Today.

Aniston Butler in Bounty Hunter Movie

Anna Faris Set to Remake "Private Benjamin" | Can A Fella Get a Toldja Up in Here?

Anna Faris Signs onto What's Your Number

Anna Karenina Trailer: Keira Knightley is Back, But Jude Law Forgot His Hair

Anne Curry Leaves the "Today" Show This Morning with Heartfelt Sobs

Anne Hathaway and James Franco Will Co-Host the Oscars | Franco Will Show His Boobs; Hathaway Will Gnaw Off Her Arm

Anne Hathaway to Star in "Tokyo Suckerpunch"

Annie Leibovitz's Photoshoot of 'Les Miserable' Looks Like Photo-Shopped Bruegel Paintings

Another Bullshit Night in Pajiba City!

Another Celebrity Teases a Sequel That No One Wants In Order to Get Press for a Movie No One Will See: Bill & Ted's Edition

Another Comic Book Movie News Roundup | There Goes My Hero

Another Exciting Edition of ... Assorted Television News

Another Go with "G.I. Joe" | Stephen Sommers to Sign Up for Sequel, Sell Seashells By Seashore?

Another Jackass Sequel, Damnit | I Take Back My Mea Culpa

Another Of Cinema's Classics Is Getting Remade: I'll Never Forget You, Chopping Mall

Another Puny God? Justice League May Have Found Their Big Bad

Ant-Man Vs. The World's End: What Movie Should Edgar Wright Direct Next?

Anyone Climbing "The Mountain of Death" Sort of Had It Coming: Dyatlov Pass Incident Being Adapted to Film

Apatow and Feig Reuniting on Kristen Wiig Wedding Comedy

Apollo 18 Poster | Who Needs a Film With PR Like This?

Apparently Earth's Mightiest Heroes Will Rock Out To Earth's Crappiest Soundtrack

Apparently, There Are No Other 28-Year-Old Brunettes in Hollywood Because Anne Hathaway Continues to Get ALL the Roles

Archie Comics Development News

Are These The Cat Ears That Staunched A Thousand Internet Debates?

Are We Having Fun Talking About a "Party Down" Movie Yet?

Are We Slowly Headed Towards A Justice League Film? | Writers Hired For Green Lantern 2 and The Flash

Are You Mad? | Lone Star's Marc Webb Jumps Right Back Into Fox's Bed

Are You Snow Blind Enough to Watch This? | Teaser for Paula Abdul's "Live to Dance"

Argo Trailer: Ben Affleck Goes for the Directing Hat Trick

Armageddon Days (Are Here Again) | Tom Hanks Joins Kathryn Bigelow's Triple Fontier

Armie Hammer Set to Play Masked Man in Knee-High Boots and a Kerchief who Fights Crime with a Homeless Native American

Armond White and Pajiba Trolls | Did Roger Ebert Ruin Film Criticism?

Arnett in FOX Comedy

Arnett vs. Bateman Sit Down and Shut Up

Arnold "The 'Governator' Is No Longer An Appropriate Nickname For Me" Schwarzenegger Will Make His Big Screen Re-Debut Playing A Border Town Sheriff

Arnold Schwarzenegger Lands His First Post-Governator Role

Aronofsky May Sign To Wolverine 2 | Wolverine 2 Will Feature More Lesbian Ballerinas, Time Travel

Aronovsky to Abandon Robocop?

Arranged Marriage Reality Show

Arrested Development Movie

Arrested Pajibament

Arthur Remake

As Ka Wills: Mysterious Investor Saves Dark Tower

As Long as Lestat Doesn't Sparkle: Tale of the Body Thief Inching Towards Production

As More Allegations Surface, Kevin Clash -- the Voice of Elmo -- Resigns from "Sesame Street"

Ashton Kutcher and Jamie Foxx Set for a Buddy Cop Movie "Streets on Fire"

Asteroids Movie

At Least 15 Reasons You Don't Have to Worry About Brett Ratner Directing a Midnight Run Sequel

At Least Someone Doesn't Bare Their Cleavage to Elmo | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

At This Rate It Probably Will Be 2030 Before We Actually Meet Your Mother, Kids

At This Rate, "Battleship" Will be Underwater Before Anyone Has a Chance to Sink It | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

At the Movies with the Bens

Attention Aspiring Models: Brett Ratner Wants You to Send Him Nude Photos of Yourself! (And Maybe Design a Logo While You're At It?)

Attention K-Mart Shoppers: 15 Adorable Behind-the-Scenes Photos From "Beetlejuice" Because Monday, Am I Right?

Australia Trailer

Avatar Makes Box Office History

Avatar Movie Poster

Avatar Preview

Avatar Sequel News

Avatar Updates

Avengers 2: Hulk Ex Machina Has Officially Been Given the Greenlight

Avengers Concept Art: Some Assembly Required Indeed

Avengers Lineup Revealed

Awards Season Violence

Awesome Blood-Drenched Decapi-Trailer, Lackluster Movie | Neil Marshall's Centurion Trailer

Axel Foley Will Die

Aykroyd And The Crazy Of The Crystal Skull: 'Ghostbusters' 3, 4, & 5?

Azazel Bends You To His Will With Adorableness And The Possible Reveal Of The Director for 'Star Wars VII'

Aziz Ansari and the Digital IMAX Scam

Aztec Miniseries

B Team Movie

BAM!ber Joins Ron Moore's New Series, 17th Precinct

BBC Adapting "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency" | "Paradoxes are just the scar tissue"

BBC America's "Copper" Finally Has A Cast! And... Wait. Who Are These People?

BBC America's Copper Sounds Like

BBC Space Western "Outcasts" with the Bamber | Maybe We Should Get A Queen Too

BBC/PBS Reinventing "Sherlock Holmes"

BEHOLD YOUR NEW "STAR TREK" VILLAIN! John Harrison! I...What?

BREAKING: Found Footage of Apollo 18 | In Which I Bait the Crazies

BREAKING: Movie Based on Nicholas Sparks Novel About A Crying Girl is Being Made, Will Probably Make Other Girls Cry | This One's Called "Safe Haven"

Babe We've Both Had Dry Spells and Hard Times in Bad Lands | Marlon Wayans cast in Harmony Korine's "Twinkle, Twinkle"

Baby Goose Gets Even Cuter, Van Damme Gets Desecrated, And Other Trade News For You To Choke On

Baby Goose Looks Awfully Guilty | "All Good Things" Poster

Back To Basics: Guillermo Del Toro To Direct A Ghost Story

Back in the Saddle Again: Tarantino's Next Gig Is Ready to Ride

Backstreet Boys Bring Down the Papacy

Bad Blogs Gone Worse

Bad Boys 3 Being Developed

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans Movie Poster

Bald Dudes, 'Expendables', Remakes, & Sci-Fi: Everything You Never Knew You Always Wanted

Bale Goes American Psycho

Ballet's Dark Side Hits Venice

Baltar on Eureka, Three Inches, Battlestar Spinoff

Barbie and He-Man News

Bardem Joins Eat, Pray, Love

Barry Munday Trailer

Barry Sonnenfeld Still Trying To Make Dinosaurs Vs. Aliens Happen

Based On These Photos, Which Movie Most Strikes Your Fancy?

Based On These Posters Alone Which Of The Following Are You Most Likely To See?

Based On the Shreddiest Shreds of Information, Let's Prejudge All These Shiny New Things Coming To Our Screens

Based Only On Set Photos, Which Of These 6 Movies Would You Most Like to See?

Based Only On The Movie Posters, Which of These 5 Movies Would You Be Most Likely to See?

Based Only On Their First Look Images, Which of these 10 Movies Would You Most Likely See?

Based Only On Their Posters, Which Of These 15 Movies Would You Be Most Likely To See?

Based Only On Their Posters, Which of These 10 Movies Are You Most Likely To See?

Based Only On These 12 Posters, Which Movie Are You Most Likely To See?

Based Only On These 9 Posters, Which Movies Will Snatch Your Cash?

Based Only On the Posters, Which of these 5 'Doctor Who' Episodes Are You Most Looking Forward To?

Based Only on Photos, How Many of the 12 New "Dancing with the 'Stars'" Can You Name?

Based Only on the Images, Which Looks Better: Snow White and the Huntsmen or Tarsem Singh's Snow White

Based Only on the Information Given, Which of these 9 TV Pilots Would You Most Likely Watch?

Based Only on the Trailers, Which of These 5 Movies Are You Most Likely to See?

Based on These New Images Alone, Which of these 10 Films Would You Be More Inclined to See?

Based on the Movie Poster Alone, Which of These 12 Movies Would You Be Most Likely to See?

Based on the Movie Posters Alone, Which of these 10 Movies Are You Most Compelled to See?

Based on the Trailers Alone, Which of these 5 A-List Movies Would You Most Likely Watch?

Based on their Selection of Teen Choice Award Winners, Which Year Had the Nitwittiest Teens? 1999 or 2012?

Based on these New Images Alone, Which Film Would You Be More Likely to See?

Batman's Coming, Anchorman 2 Isn't, and The Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer | Pajiba Whip-Its

Battle Royale With Cheese | Paramount to Turn "Deadliest Warrior" In Feature Film

Battle of L.A. Movie

Battle: Los Angeles Pics | Is It on XBox or Playstation?

Battlestar Galactica Prequel. No a Different One. | Fracking Toasters

Battlestar Galactica Re-re-booted?

Battlestar Pajibica

Bay and Singer Admit Superman Returns and Transformers 2 Were Bad, Cite Own Awesomeness

Baywatch: The Movie

Bazooka Gum Movie

Be Prepared to Lose Your Sh*t | Everything You Need to Make Your Wednesday Morning Complete

Be Still My Tiny, Black Heart

Beaches Remake (Katherine Heigl)

Beatles Wanted to Star in Lord of the Rings Adaptation | Why I Drink: If I'd Been Born Yet Edition

Beauty and the Geek to MTV

Bebop Keanu is Dead! Bebop Keanu is Dead! All Hail the Death of Bebop Keanu! | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

Because Every Morning Should Begin with Christian Bale Frolicking on a Beach with Natalie Portman

Because God Hates You, That Why: Adam Sandler And Kevin James Will Inflict Hotel Transylvania Upon Us

Because It Had to Be Done: A List of Actual Confirmed Casting Choices for the Major Superhero Movies

Because No Matter How Good Your Thanksgiving Weekend Was, A Bill Murray Sighting with the President Will Make Improve It

Because The Multiplex Could Always Use More Dead Kids | Neil Jordan to Write, Direct Adaptation of "Skippy Dies"

Because The Universe Hates You: Deconstructing The New Year's Eve Poster

Because You Asked For It, More Michael Keaton

Because a Girl's Weight is All That Matters

Because the Universe Hates You: Random News that Will Make You Drink

Because the Universe Still Hates You: National Lampoon's Vacation Getting Rebooted

Bedtime Stories Trailer

Before They Were Stars - Wolverine

Behind the Hatred There Lies a Murderous Desire for Love | IFC Films Nabs Brighton Rock

Behold! The Sword of Pajiba!

Being Human American Remake

Being Human Teaser, Riddick and True Lies Television Series | Television Miscellany for $400

Being Kung Fu Pandavich? | Kung Fu Panda Sequel News

Believe it or Not ... It's Just Pajiba

Ben Affleck Directing Adaptation of Replay | Don't Drive Angry

Ben Affleck Is Going To Make A Stand. Er, The Stand. Supposedly. For Now. We'll See.

Ben Affleck The Town

Ben Folds Five Reunion

Ben Folds University A Capella Promo

Ben Folds Video for You Don't Know Me with Tim and Eric

Ben Folds and Nick Hornby Album

Ben Lyons Canned

Ben Stiller AIDS Comedy

Benedict Cumberbatch In Stark Trek 2? That's elementary, My Dear Dr. McCoy!

Benedict Cumberbatch Not Exactly Thrilled that Jonny Lee Miller is Ripping Off His Sherlock

Benicio Del Toro Might Be A Villain, Specifically The New Star Trek Nemesis

Benjamin Button Gets Criterion Release

Bermuda. Jamaica. Oooh I Wanna Take Ya

Bert is Gay and Grover Smells Like a Man | Your Post-Adolescent Sesame Street Fix

Best Clip Ever | New Sharktopus Footage

Best Film at Sundance? |Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same

Best Nudie Scenes 2008

Best of the Decade From Around the Web

Better Late Than Never: Material from Unfinished Empire Strikes Back Documentary

Better Than A Pony, The Veronica Mars Movie Is Pretty Much Guaranteed To Happen

Betty White Will Save the World One Beefcake at a Time | Get In Line, Fellas

Beverly Hills Pajiba

Beyonce's Publicist Wants These Unflattering Photos from the Super Bowl Removed from the Internet

Beyond The Hobbit: The Saga Will Continue And Will Be Better Than We Ever Imagined

Bifurcation is the New Decapitation | Piranha 3D Sequel Gets a Title and Crew

Big Head Alien and the Monsters | Weird Prometheus Details

Big Momma's House 3 Gets the Greenlight

Big Momma's House 3 in Development

Big Screen Version of Moses

Bill & Ted 3 Is Happening. No, I Don't Know Why. Probably Because You Won't Stop Touching It.

Bill Hader Slasher Film

Bill Hader's Bad Lieutenant

Bill Maher Slams Oprah's Favorite Things | A Christmas Message

Bill Maher's Teabagger Romantic Comedies | It's Not Funny, It's HBO

Bill Murray Calls "Ghostbusters 3" a "Nightmare"

Bill Murray Reads Poems to Construction Workers | Best Headline Ever?

Bill Murray Wants McG to Die

Bill Paxton Talks Possible Twister Sequel

Billy Bob Thornton: World's Biggest Douche

Billy Crystal Set to Host Oscars! Apathy Reigns! Apathy Reigns!

Billy Zane Chips Away at His IRS Tax Debt One Horrible Film at a Time

Bin Caught Feldman Once When I Was Five: Edgar Frog Takes Credit for the Snuffing of Bin Laden

Bio-Pajiba

Birdemic: Shock And Terror Trailer

Biz Break Superhero Edition: I Know All Your Moves, Your Crime-Fighting Style, Favorite Catchphrases, Everything!

Biz Break: "Pacific Rim's" Beardless Charlie Day Is Damn Near Unrecognizable

Biz Break: "Saturday Night Live" May Be Losing Three Cast Members Over the Summer

Biz Break: 'Jane Got A Gun' Continues Its Slow Descent Into Clusterf*ck Hell As Bradley Cooper Nopes Right Out.

Biz Break: 'Now You See Me', 'Ender's Game', and 'Pacific Rim' Want To Go Viral On Your Ass!

Biz Break: 10 Things I Hate About Anne Hathaway And Other Movie News

Biz Break: 10 Things You Need to Know Today If You Ever Expect Joe Biden To Take Your Seriously

Biz Break: 6 Pieces of Casting News to Make You Either Clap With Delight Or Roar With Impotent Rage

Biz Break: 7 Quick News Tidbits For Your Valentine's Day Perusal.

Biz Break: 7 Scintillating News Bits You Can Read on Your Smart Phone While Standing in Line to Vote

Biz Break: 8 Bits and Bobs That Joseph Gordon Levitt Is Probably Furiously Masturbating To Today

Biz Break: A Charlie Brown Feature Film, Anne Hathaway's Low Self-Esteem, and Everything's Coming Up Kaling

Biz Break: Amanda Seyfried Will Rip Out Seth MacFarlane's Heart And We Might Get A CGI X-Man.

Biz Break: Amy Poehler Continues to Put Will Arnett In Her Reahview, and Sean Penn Wants To Be A Franchise Action Hero

Biz Break: Ben Affleck's Directorial Debut Was A Huge Turd, Plus Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Wiig Land New Gigs

Biz Break: Brett Ratner Is Making 'Hercules' With Dwayne Johnson, So Expect The Gods To Cure Themselves Of Powers And Suck

Biz Break: Choke On That, Causality! Nolan's Sci-Fi Feature, The Last Man On Earth, And Possible Amnesia

Biz Break: Cory and Topanga Will Offer You a Brief Respite from Politics

Biz Break: Don't Let Hollywood Turn Aaron Paul Into the Next Taylor Kitsch, and a Fox News Shrink Diagnoses Joe Biden with Dementia

Biz Break: Dwayne Johnson Just Wants To Be Your 'Teddy Bear'

Biz Break: Eva Green Is Moving To 'Sin City' And Barbarella Is Moving To Your TV Screen

Biz Break: Even My Irrational Love Of Jessica Simpson Won't Make Me Watch Her Act

Biz Break: Gary Oldman Is Set To Fight 'Apes' While Daniel Radcliffe Prepares To Assist 'Frankenstein'

Biz Break: Get a Taste of Nigella Lawson While Dylan McDermott Masturbates Into a Boot

Biz Break: Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!: One of the 'Twilight' Vamps Is Going Head To Head With The Rock.

Biz Break: Hobbit-Style Wet, Hot American F*ck, Marry, Kill

Biz Break: How to Make a Bomb Out of Human Flesh Using Intestines as a Fuse

Biz Break: I Would Pay To See Godzilla Vs. Walter White, Wouldn't You?

Biz Break: If You Don't Stop Watching "Revolution," Santa Claus Will Firebomb Your Home This Christmas

Biz Break: Is Jesse Eisenberg A D*ckwad Or Reacting To A Bad Interviewer?

Biz Break: Is Robb Stark Being Demoted From King of the North To Prince Charming?

Biz Break: Jeremy Renner Consoles a Drunk Kenan Thompson

Biz Break: Johnny Depp Has Only Begun to Sell Out, and Louis C.K. Joins a Prestige Ensemble

Biz Break: Jon Hamm and Daniel Radcliffe Take a Bath Together

Biz Break: Kate Winslet Wants Some Sweet Franchise Money!

Biz Break: Khal Drogo Will Team Up With Star-Lord And X-Men Gets Its Villain

Biz Break: Ladies and Gentlemen, Here Are Your 2014 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'!

Biz Break: Lance Armstrong Biopic Is Imminent; Who Will Play His Testicle And Other Casting News

Biz Break: Lee Pace Will Be Pushing Up PCs In His New AMC Series About Computers In The 80s. No, Really

Biz Break: Mark Wahlberg's Own Damn Stupidity Cost Him a Role in "Star Trek"

Biz Break: Megan Fox On a Trampoline Has Never Been So Disappointing

Biz Break: Miley Cyrus Insists That You Know She Has Cleavage

Biz Break: Mongo Passes Away, Ryan Reynolds Hears Voices, and Rebel Wilson Will Rule the World

Biz Break: Natalie Portman and A Potential Case of the Mush-Mouthed Clusterf*ck of Disappearing Accents

Biz Break: Nic Cage Has A Terrible Beard And The Grinch Gets A Makeover.

Biz Break: Now We Know the Guy Cast Opposite Captain America's Fine, Fine Ass

Biz Break: Only In Hollywood Would You Replace Timothy Olyphant with Paul Walker

Biz Break: Princess Leia Talks 'Star Wars' Sequels While Han Solo Chills With Ron Burgundy.

Biz Break: Quicksilver Has Been Cast...In 'X-Men: Days of Future Past' And Superman Wants To Hang With Batman.

Biz Break: The Adaptation of that Pathetic Jumble of Literary Diarrhea May Have Landed a Director, Plus First Look at Spider-Man's Rhino

Biz Break: The Hollywood-inator Continues to Pair Embarrassingly Gorgeous People with Recycled Properties

Biz Break: The Last Thing Anyone Wants To Do Is Rush EL James' "50 Shades of Grey", Ahem, "Vision"

Biz Break: There Are Two New Ratings Hits on the Fall Line-Up So Far, But They're Not the Two You Expected

Biz Break: There's Wrong And There's Wrong And There's This -- Casting News That Isn't All Bad

Biz Break: Two More Celebrity TV Couples Divorce, Citing Will Arnett and Amy Poehler's Inspiration

Biz Break: When Will White Folks Learn that There's Never an Appropriate Context to Drop an N Bomb?

Biz Break: You Get a TV Show, You Get a TV Show, EVERYONE Gets a TV Show

Black Celebrity Defends Homophobia by Claiming to Have a Gay Friend | Oh, B.A. Baracus: The Irony is Thick

Black Lightning Trailer

Black-Light Cross-Gender Hip-Hop Crackhead Native American Lady Person | Ke$ha Is the Best "SNL" Character Since Massive Head Wound Harry

Blackthorn News

Blair Witch 3

Blake Lively Cast as the Female Lead in "Green Lantern"

Blake Lively Offered Lead Role In Pride And Prejudice And Zombies (Not As A Zombie, Apparently)

Blogads Survey 2008

Blow Me, Danno | "Hawaii Five-O" at Comic-Con 2010

Blue Man Group Movie

Blue Valentine, The King's Speech and MPAA Ratings | Have Your Cake and Eat It To

Bolt Trailer

Bond 23 Cancelled | No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die

Bong Hits 4 Pajiba

Bonnie and Clyde Movie

Boob Trailer

Boobs and Superheroes! | Comic Adaptation News

Book Review: "The Help" by Kathryn Stockett

Book of Shadows Reiner

Boom: The New Bond Trailer, Skyfall, Goes Dubstep On Your Ass

Bored Now? All of Today's Buffy Themed Trade News

Bored to Death First Episode

Bored to Death Promo Trailer

Born on the Fourth of Pajiba

Boston Legal

Bounty Hunter Movie Poster

Bounty Hunter Trailer

Bourne Director Paul Greengrass Is Gonna Make You Seasick | Never Doubt the Hollywood Cog

Bourne, Transformers, Star Trek, The Expendables

Bousman to Remake Mother's Day

Box Office Records and Whining Twatwaffles of the MPAA

Bradley Cooper & Sam Worthington Come Aboard Texas Killing Fields

Bradley Cooper Confirms Todd Phillips Will Remake 'The Hangover' for a Second Time

Bradley Cooper Joins The A-Team

Bradley Cooper Targetted for The Green Lantern

Bram Stoker's Dracula Sequel

Brave New World Film

Brave New World, Dollhouse, Day One

Bravo-Uniform-Lima-Lima-Sierra-Hotel-India-Tango | Will Cobalt Neural 9 Ever Be Made?

Breakfast Club, Except Everybody Dies: Bad Kids Go to Hell Trailer

Breaking Dawn May Be Split In Two

Breaking Dawn Offered to Oscar Winners

Breaking Dawn Set to Start Filming Sometime

Breaking Loose with the Brontes

Breaking News: Benedict Cumberbatch Cast In The Hobbit

Breaking: Scarlett Johansson Set to Play Void in Ryan Reynolds' Soul

Breathers Zombie Romance

Bret Easton Ellis Shopping Bait

Brett Ratner May Direct Milli Vanilli Movie

Brett Ratner Not Directing Conan

Brett Ratner Teams Up With Ben Stiller For Tower Heist | Hail Satan!

Brett Ratner and Michael Jackson

Brett Ratner to Direct Conan?

Brewster's Millions Being Remade

Brian Cox lands on Kings and Lost and Found

Brian DePalma's 'Passion' Teaser: The Header Photo Says It All

Bride Wars Trailer

Bride of Frankenstein Remake

Brief Interviews with Hideous Men Trailer

Bright Lights, Big City Remake

Brighton Rock Casting News

Bring on the Quirky, Pretty Boys

Bringing Bitchy Back

Bringing Frak Back | SyFy Orders New Battlestar Galactica Series Pilot

British Screwball Assassin Comedy? Why Yes. Don't Mind If I Do

Broken Lizard to Film Rogue Scholars

Broken Lizard's "Moustache Riders" with Johnny Knoxville

Bruce Campbell Announces Bruce vs. Frankenstein

Bruce Is His Name: Meditations On A Possible Sequel To My Name Is Bruce

Bruce Willis Calls Moonrise Kingdom "A Wes Anderson Film"

Bruce Willis and Jamie Foxx Join Another Video-Game Adaptation. Sure. Why Not?

Bruce Willis on Letterman Intern

Bruno Preview

Bryan Singer Hopes To Undo Some of 'X3' And Spidey Gets A Minor Makeover: Biz Break

Bryan Singer Remaking Excalibur?

Bryan Singer To Direct X-Men Origins: First Class

Bryan Singer Wants More X-Men

Bryce Dallas Howard Joins Twilight

Buffy Season 8 Motion Comic

Buffy the Vampire Movie

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Remake

Build a Little Pajiba in Your Soul

Bull Durham Sequel

Bullet Dodged | The Latest Alien Prequel Rumors

Bullsh*t Rumor Probably False, Doesn't Mean It Won't Happen. Rinse. Repeat. Film at 11.

Buried Teaser Trailer

Burke and Hare Adds Isla Fisher and Tom Wilkinson

But I Like It When That Lightning Strikes

But If You Open Your Mouth, Then I Can't Be Responsible: Sherlock Series 2 Rumblings

Butthole Day

Butthole Day 2009

By Day We Run, By Night We Dance | Rock of Ages Casting Gone Wild

By Jupiter's C*ck, That's Bloody Entertaining

By the Numbers: 27 Numerical Facts About Last Night's Emmy Awards

CBS Block Party Reality Show

CBS Unveils Its 2013-2014 Primetime Schedule

CBS cancels The Ex-List

CBS orders Mitch Hurwitz Pilot

CBS' 2008 Fall Schedule

CGI Popeye in the Works

CNN Exploits Diarrhea and Carrie Fisher Outs John Travolta | Plus 4 Other Stories of Vague Passing Interest

CW's 2008 Fall Schedule

Ca$h Trailer

Cabbage Patch Kids to Get Own TV Special: Because Now You're Just F*cking With Us

Cabin in the Woods Casting Update

Cabin in the Woods Joss Whedon Bradley Whitford

Calling It: Looper Could Be One Of The Best Films Of 2012

Cameron Crowe Circling We Bought a Zoo

Cameron Crowe Untitled Film

Cameron Diaz Sternum Kicks Tom Cruise for Laughs | And Dakota Fanning Breaks Some Twilight Dude's Back

Cameron Diaz is a Bad Teacher

Can I Offer You a Glass of Champagna? | Chrisopher Walken, Mia Farrow and Selma Blair Join Todd Solondz's Dark Horse

Can Kevin Smith Host A Daily TV SMalk Show?

Can The Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Writers Return Jurassic Park To A Time When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth?

Can You Identify the Excrement in this Photo? No. Look Again. It's on the Left

Can You Identify the Transformers Super Bowl Trailer to Which These Screenshots Belong?

Can You Tell The Difference Between The Asus Transformer Prime Laptop/Tablet Computer And Transformers Autobot Leader Optimus Prime?

Candyland Movie

Candyman. Candyman. Candyman.

Cannes Needs Batman: Crime Spree Strikes Film Festival

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Pajiba

Caprica Cancelled | Why I Drink: The Other Foot Dropping Edition

Captain America Casting Rumors

Captain America News

Captain America's Stunt Double and the Olympic-Sized A**-Hole | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

Captain American Joe Johnston

Captain Blood Remake

Captain Jack Finds a Home | Starz Picks Up "Torchwood"

Captain Mal Returns to Network TV

Captain Mal on "Castle"

Captain Marvel Movie

Captain Pajiba Shows No Mercy!

Captain Trips' Wild Ride: Stephen King's The Stand To Be Adapted Into A Film

Carey Mulligan Set to Play Eliza Doolittle in "My Fair Lady"

Carla Gugino May Show Her Boobs on the Boob Tube | She'll Be Boning David Duchovny

Cary Elwes Is the Poor Man's Cary Elwes | Gorehound Tidbits

Casey Affleck, Matthew Broderick Join Tower Heist | No One Is Safe From The Ratnerf*cking

Caspar Didn't Like It But He's Probably Just Jealous: Rufus Sewell Is Zen

Casting Break: Every Time A New Actor Is Rumored For 'The Crow' Remake, A Gen X-er Utters "Meh"

Casting Couch: 8 Familiar Faces Who Will Soon Be Surrounded by New, Unfamiliar Contexts

Casting News: Emma Stone, Scream 4, and War of the Gods

Casting Rumors For Clash Of The Titans Sequel | I Won't Tell You You Can Save Yourself, Because You Can't

Casting for Joe Wright's Hanna

Cate Blanchett Returns To Middle Earth, And Other Hobbit Casting News | All Shall Love Me And Despair

Catherine Hardwicke to Direct The Girl With the Red Riding Hood

Celebrapajiba

Celebrate Olivia Wilde's Season Finale Return With This Picture Parade

Celebrity Resolutions

Cemetery Junction Teaser Trailer

Chace Crawford Footloose Movie

Chainsaws! Massacres? Texas! ALL FLYING RIGHT AT YOUR FACES, B*TCHES! "Texas Chainsaw 3D" Trailer

Challenge: Can You Name Someone More Likable, But Less Interesting than Topher Grace?

Changeling Trailer

Channing Tatum To Star In 21 Jump Street | I Said Jump Down On Jump Street

Channing Tatum, Ryan Phillippe Are Possible for Captain America

Character Designs From The Crow Starring The Emu Are A Hoot

Charlie Sheen Wants to Make Major League IV

Charlie Sheen Will Be On Television Every Week For the Rest Of Your Life. Probably.

Charlie's Angels 3

Charlie's Angels TV Reboot

Charlize Theron Atlas Shrugged

Charlotte Ross Joins Drive Angry

Check Out These Gorgeous Digital Portraits of "Game of Thrones'" Characters

Cher Is Writing A Show For Logo And It Isn't Based On Her Batsh*t Tweets: Television Tidbits

Chicken Butt Pajiba

Children of Pajiba

Children of the Corn Remake/Halloween 3D

Children of the Pajiba

Children's Bedtime Novel, GO THE F**K TO SLEEP, Headed to the Big Screen

Chillin' Out, Maxin', Pajibaing, All Cool

Chills | Marwencol

China Bans Time Travel in Film and Television

Chinese Removed Digitally from Red Dawn in Post-Production

Chris Columbus Remaking Trollhunter

Chris Columbus To Direct Superman? | Is Warner Brothers Insane?

Chris Evans Offered Captain America Role

Chris Evans and Anna Faris Sign on to "What's Your Number?"

Chris Hardwick May Not Be Felicia Day, But The Nerdist YouTube Channel Looks More Than Okay

Chris Hemsworth Cast as Thor

Chris Pine Attached to Affleck's "The Blade Itself"

Chris Pine Officially Attached to The Blade Itself

Chris Pine in Unstoppable

Chris Pine to Take Over Jack Ryan Franchise

Chris Rock Remaking Akira Kurosawa's High and Low

Christian Bale Shirtless

Christina Applegates Leaves "Up All Night," And It STILL May Not Be Dead

Christopher Eccleston Craps on the "Senior People" Behind "Doctor Who"

Christopher Meloni is Shining An Army Helmet for The Man of Steel, Not Lex Luthor's Chrome Dome

Christopher Nolan Foolishly Casts Heath Ledger Over Paul Bettany as The Joker In "Batman Begins" Sequel

Christopher Nolan Hires Anne Hathaway for Interstellar

Christopher Nolan Now Consulting on Superman Reboot

Christopher Nolan's SciFi Film Interstellar Greenlit

Chuck - Second Season Pickup

Chuck vs. Hart to Hart | Last Night on "Chuck"

Citizen Kane -- Now Even Kanier - Whippits (Or News that Will Razz Your Berries)

Clark Kent's Got A Brand New Pair Of Glasses In The Man Of Steel. Wait, No, The Opposite Of That. But He Does Have A New Mom

Clash Of The Titans 2 Plot Details And Casting: More Titans, Less Suckery Please

Classic Film Actress, Kim Novak, Invokes Godwin's Law of Rape

Clearwater, Represent! | Morgan Freeman. Ashley Judd. MURDER. No, Wait. DOLPHINS.

Cleese vs. Palin

Click Here To Find Out What Happens When The Amazing Spider-Man Takes On The Dreaded Door Man!

Cliffhanger Reboot

Clint Eastwood Circling J. Edgar Hoover Project

Clint Eastwood's Family to Get Own E! Reality Show | I Don't Understand Any of Those Words

Clive Barker News

Close To Home | Ewan McGregor and Christopher Plummer Are Beginners

Closing Out Unofficial Gay Week on Pajiba | The Weekly Murdertank

Clue Movie Verbinski

CoCo's Feeling Are Still Hurt | And Max Weinberg Has Been Sh*tcanned

Coco Now Pronounces You Dude And Dude, You May Kiss The Dude

Coens Contemplate a Barton Fink Sequel

Colin Farrell In Total Recall | It's The Best Mindf*ck Yet

Colin Farrell Lowers Total Recall Expectations Precipitously

College Orgy Cinema-Verite Style (Project X Non-Details Revealed) | Oh, and Pscyho Ed Will F**k Your Granny

Colonel Lingus

Columbia Doesn't Want Ivan Reitman on Ghostbusters 3

Come On Down, You're the Next Contestant on the Pric ... What? Who the Hell is This Dude?

Come Original, You Got To Come Original: Directv And Netflix Both Announce New Series

Come Sail Away

Come, Children. Drink Your Nightmare Juice: Trade News To Make You Hate The Universe

Comedy Central Brings "Futurama" Back

Comic Book Movie Roundup | The Flash! Avengers! Green Lantern! Superman! I'm Gonna Throw Up!

Comic Con II 2009

Comic Con IV 2009

Comic Con V 2009

Comic-Con 2010 Panel: Iron Man and Rocket Men | We Have to Go For an Ideal

Comic-Con 2010 Panel: The Power of Mythology | No New Ideas

Comic-Con 2010 Panel: Twilight Fan Fic Authors | Stranger in a Strange Land

Comic-Con 2010 Panel: Twisting Genres | Peanut Butter in Your Chocolate

Comic-Con I 2009

Comic-Con Posters for Thor, Captain America | Now That's More Like It

Commando Remake in the Works

Community Pilot Online

Conan O'Brien Has Mouths To Feed, Too, Y'Know (And It's Not Just Andy Richter's)

Conan O'Brien Makes Sweet Ginger Love to Office Furniture | Bring a Fire Extinguisher for Your Panties

Conan O'Brien to Get to the Bottom of Things | Andy Richter joins Conan

Conan O'Brien's Five Favorite YouTube Videos |

Conan Won't Move to 12:05

Conan's Deal to Leave NBC Just About Wrapped Up

Conan's Villain, Robot Fighters And Remakes: A Trade News Round-Up

Concept Art For Robert Rodriguez's Frank Frazetta's Fire And Ice

Confessions of a Shopaholic Trailer

Confirmed: Columbia Remaking Gary Marshall's "Overboard"

Confirmed: There Will Be No "Machete" Sequels Because No One Will See the First "Machete"

Contrasting Raimi's Original Spider-Man Trailer with Marc Webb's New "Amazing Spider-Man" Trailer

Corey Haim Mullet Crank 2

Corey Haim Obituary

Cosmopolis Trailer: Your Perception of Robert Pattinson Is About to Do a Wicked 180

Costume Images from Tim Burton's Superman Lives | The Worst Superhero Movie Never Made

Courtney Love Discusses the "Letterman Years"

Cowboy Bebop Movie Keanu Reeves

Cowboys And Aliens Poster | I Dub Thee Unforgiven... With Aliens

Cowboys and Pajibas

Crank 2 Poster

Crank 2 Trailer

Crash Number One Film on Netflix

Crash The Television Show

Crazy Heart News

Creator Of The Inexplicable "Glee" And "Nip/Tuck" Has A New TV Show

Creed in Theaters

Cronenberg (and Viggo!) and Solondz and Crowe, Oh My! Never Mind Cannes, Send Me to Venice

Crooones! | Slow News Day

Crotchety Old Man Makes Racist Joke About President Obama

Crucify Your Enthusiasm

Cruel and Unusual Punishment

Cruise In, Abrams Out for M:I4

Curb Your Enthusiasm Goes Into Production in December

Curious George To Be CG Animated Film | How Much You Wanna Bet A "Monkeying Around" Joke Will Be Used?

Cyrus Trailer

D.J. Caruso to Direct "I Am Number Four"

DC Animated Fails Us, And Other Random Bits Of Crazy

DC Cancels Hellblazer: "Yours is the Kind of Life Serial Killers Wank Off To"

DC Comics Developing Hawkman

DC Comics Movie News

DC Launching Watchmen Prequels this Summer, Web Sites Run Out of "Who Will Watch" Puns

DJ Caruso Linked to Max Allan Collins' Black Hats

Daenerys Targaryen Will Play a Stripper Mom for James Franco

Daft Punk and Tron 2

Daisy, Daisy Give Me Your Answer Do | Baz Luhrmann Casts His Gatsby Girl

Dakota Fanning Close to Deal on If I Stay

Dakota Fanning Joins The Runaways

Damn It, Bill Murray, When Someone Asks If Ghostbusters 3 Is Dead, You Say Yes!

Damn Son, Fat Kilmer Makes Good-Looking Kids

Damn Yankees Remake

Damn! This Is One Filthy Hot Movie Poster | "Blue Valentine" Poster

Damnit! AMC's "The Killing" Found A Way To Make Me Watch Again

Damnit, Keanu. I've Missed You | Some Unimportant Keanu News, but Hey! Look! Keanu!

Damnit, You're Welcome. For Real This Time

Damnit. The New "Dexter" Promo Tells Us Nothing | But It's Still Bad Ass

Damon Lindelof Talks Prometheus

Damon and Affleck Developing Whitey Bulger Film

Damon and Brolin in True Grit

Dan Fogler Responds to Rumor Pajiba Started

Dan Fogler's Sam Kinison Audition Tape

Dan Harmon Sh*tcanned from "Community," Replaced with Nitwits

Dance Flick Movie

Dance Flick Trailer

Dancing with the Pajibas

Dane Cook Pleads for Eye Sodomy

Danica McKellar Divorces Her Husband After Realizing She Can Do A Lot Better than That Guy

Daniel Craig Dream House

Daniel Craig Will (Not) Be In Five More James Bond Films

Daniel Craig to Join "Cowboys and Aliens"

Daniel Radcliffe Continues To Prove Crazy People May Be Right About His Anti-Christ Tendencies

Daniel Radcliffe and Lily Rabe Take on "The Lucky Ones"

Daniel Tosh Wishes Gang-Rape Upon a Woman for Laughs

Danny Boyle Talks About A 'Trainspotting' Sequel: Does Spud Still Take Pleasure In Other People's Leisure?

Danny Boyle's 127 Hours

Danny Glover in Dragon Fire

Danny McBride Attached to Hench

Danny Trejo in Predators

Dare Trailer

Daredevil Reboot

Dark Crystal Remake?

Dark Crystal and Die Hard Get Sequelitis | Pajiba Whip-Its

Dark Dungeons May Be The Reefer Madness For A New Generation

Dark Knight Rises Character Posters: The Legend Ends At Catwoman's Waistline

Dark Shadows

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Dark Tower Adaptation May be on Hold

Dark Void Movie

Dark. Darker. Pajiba.

Darren Aronofsky Gives Wolverine Title, Plot Details | What I Do Best Isn't Very Nice

Darren Aronofsky Quits Wolverine 2, But the Reality Is, He Was Never On It in the First Place

Darren Aronofsky Roundup | The Wolverine, Machine Man, Robocop

Darren Aronofsky's Next-Next Project Might Be About George Washington, American Badass

Darwin's Creation Paul Bettany

Date Night and Get Him to the Greek Casting News

Dave Addresses Leno's State of the State of Things

Dave Letterman's Affairs Monologue

Dave Mustaine Takes the Crazy Train to Loonyville, Accuses Obama of Staging the Aurora Shootings

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David Chase Returns to HBO, and Other TV News

David Dobkin Set to Direct Fratboy

David Duchovny Set to Play Edwin Maher on the Big Screen

David E. Kelly Pitching a New Legal Series

David Fincher Circling The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

David Fincher Directs iPhone 3GS Commercial

David Fincher The Reincarnation of Peter Proud

David Fincher's Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Will Be ... | Ooooh. Penny. Shiny!

David Goyer to Write New Superman Movie

David Hasselhoff Set for Fourth Season of "Sons of Anarchy"

David Heyman's Nonplayer Movie Adaptation Is Proof This Is Not The Worst Of All Possible Worlds

David Letterman Admits Affairs with Female Staffers

David Letterman Apologizes to Sarah Palin

David Lynch Developing a Mulholland Drive Themed Nightclub

David Mamet to Direct The Diary of Anne Frank

David Mills Passes Away; David Fincher to Direct "Girl with a Dragon Tattoo"

David O. Russell Attached to

David Schwimmer to Direct Trust

David Simon and Tom Fontana to Adapt Manhunt for HBO

David Slade to Direct Ben Kingsley and Noomi Rapace in The Last Voyage of the Demeter

David Spade Developing a Animated TV Version of "Joe Dirt"

David Tennant Takes up Hamlet

De Plane, De Plane. De MotherPajibing Plane

DeNiro I Heard You Paint Houses

Dead Island Rights Picked Up | The Zombie Movie Rampage Is Crazier Than An Actual Zombie Rampage

Dead Snow "My Ass"

Dead Snow Trailer

Dead Snow Trailer Nazi Zombies

Deadfall Trailer: Olivia Wilde and Eric Bana Put on Some Southern Accents and Kill Some Folk

Deadgirl Trailer

Deadpool in Development

Dear Children of the 80s: Do You Recognize The Latest Cast Member of "Young and the Restless"?

Dear Christina Hendricks: The Gauntlet Has Been Thrown. Love, Gemma Arterton

Dear Frank Darabont, I'm Sorry | "The Walking Dead" at Comic-Con 2010

Dear God! | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

Dear God, Twilight Fans Are Sad, Sad People | Sad, Sad Not Funny Sad

Dear Johnny | Hunter S. Thompson Vanity Fair Article to Be a Film

Dear Muppets: I Love You, Now Shut the F*ck Up

Dear Ryan Reynolds' Abs | We Need to Talk

Deep Pajiba? Pajiba Throat?

Defendor Trailer

Del Toro Sells Out to Disney | Set to Remake "The Haunted Mansion"

Del Toro. Lovecraft. On. | I Could Kiss James Cameron Right Now

Delivering Sh*tty News With a Smile and an Exclamation Mark! | Also, Olivia Munn Demonstrates that Pretty and Talent Are Not Always Synonymous

Demonkeeper movie

Dennis Quaid News from Around the Web

Department of Defense Disavows All Knowledge of Avengers, Internet Explodes

Desperate Housewives

Despicable Me Trailer

Details of the Wachowskis' Next Project: CN9 | At Least It's Not Speed Racer

Details on The Farrelly Brothers' "Hall Pass"

Details on the U2 Biopic, "Killing Bono"

Deuce Pajiba: Male Gigolo

Devil Shyamalan News

Dexter Magazine Covers

Dexter Picked Up for Two More Seasons

DiCaprio Looks Like One Racist Motherf----er in the First Image from Tarantino's Django Unchained

DiCaprio Stars in Online Poker Movie

Diablo Cody Will Kick Your Ass

Diane Keaton and Jeff Goldbum Join Morning Glory

Diane Ruggiero has quit her role on The Ex List

Dianna Agron Not a Huge Fan of Exploiting Her Own Body | Dianna Agron Not a Huge Fan of Exploiting Her Own Body

Diary of a Mad Black Pajiba

Dicaprio in The Deep Blue Goodbye

Did Ben Whishaw's Character in "The Hour" Live or Die? We Will Never Know

Did Mindy Kaling Just Spoil a Steve Carell Cameo on "The Office," Ruin Christmas?

Did You Know Magneto Was The Real Culprit On The Grassy Knoll?

Did You Know That Stan from "Mad Men" Was a 90's Teen Heartthrob?

Ding Ding Ding! We Have a Winner for the Fall's First Cancellation!

Director Andrew Stanton Redeems $250 Million Failure of John Carter With One Magnificent Tweet

Director Sundae With a Lynch on Top

Dirty Dancing Remake

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Remake

Dirty, Dirty Puppets | Cameron Diaz Offered The Happytime Murders

Disney 3D Conversions in Jeopardy: Convoluted Legal Stuff Does Something Right For Once

Disney Acquires Marvel Entertainment

Disney Buys LucasFilm, Sets "Star Wars" Ep. 7 for 2015. THIS IS NOT AN ONION HEADLINE

Disney Films on any Device

Disney Princesses Are The New Vampires: Cate Blanchett Negotiates To Torture Cinderella

Disney Rides, Marvel Sequels, Sarah Palin, and More Trade News To Exacerbate that Wine Hangover

Disney Rumored to Have 'The Rocketeer' On Deck For Remake

Disney Shuts Down Order of the Seven

Dispatches from PajiBacon SXSW -- Tuesday

Dispatches from SXSW

Dispatches from SXSW - Monday

Dispatches from SXSW - Saturday

Dispatches from SXSW - Sunday

Dist-erbia | "A Serbian Film" Gets Yanked from U.K. Frightfest

District 10? | Rumors of a District 9 Sequel

Django Unchained Character Posters: Kerry Washington's Probably Should've Come with an "Eyes Up Here, Mister" Tagline

Do NOT Dis the Baynis | Megan Fox Sh*tcanned from "Transformers 3"

Do Not Disturb Cancelled

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Pajiba

Do They Only Stand By Ignorance? | "Paradise Lost" Finds a Director

Do You Like Imagining This Man Being Double Penetrated? No? You're Still Welcome!

Do You Like Things in Your Pajiba?

Do You Recognize This 20 Year Old Photo of a TV Actor Who Proves that Not All Men Age Gracefully

Do You Recognize the Well Known Celebrities on the Far Left and Far Right Of This Photo?

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my Pajiba?

Doctor Her? | Moffat Talks Next "Doctor Who" Series and More

Doctor Who American Release Set

Doctor Who End of Time

Doctor Who Movie to Be Announced at Comic-Con?

Doctor Who News

Doctor Who Trailer

Doctor Who Trailer, King Arthur, Torchwood

Doctor Who US Schedule

Doctor Who Updates

Doctor Who What Now? All the "Doctor Who" News and Rumors of the Week

Doctor Who? | Not That One.

Doctor Who? | Positively, Absolutely Just a Rumor to Get Your Cockles in an Uproar

Does Anyone Really Want To Believe Anymore? | X-Files 3 in the Works

Does My Pajiba Look Infected To You?

Does This Hoodie Make Me Look Short? The New Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol Poster, Plus Cruise Talks One Shot

Does Watching Overweight People Make Out Make You Uncomfortable? | Shut Up and Keep It To Yourself, A**hole

Does William Shatner Have a Role in J.J. Abrams' Star Trek Sequel?

Dollhouse

Dollhouse Cancelled

Dollhouse Grindhouse Promo

Dollhouse Not Yet Cancelled

Dollhouse Promo

Dollhouse: The Awakening

Don Cheadle Replaces Terrence Howard Iron Man 2

Don Cheadle in Iron Man 2

Don't Ask Don't Tell | Alien Prequel Details Leaked, Possible Spoilers Ahead

Don't Call It "The Facebook Movie" | Poster from "The Social Network"

Don't It Feel Like Something from a Dream: John Carpenter's The Ward Opening Credits

Don't Mind Me: I'm Just Staring At This Gorgeous New Still from "The Hobbit"

Don't Read This Post, Or the Feminist Will Win | Jezebel vs. "The Daily Show"

Don't Say I Never Did You No Favors: Producer Sh*tcans Plans for Atlas Shrugged Trilogy Because of Critics

Don't Want No Short People 'Round Here: Peter Dinklage and Dominic Cooper Head to My Dinner with Hervé

Don't You Forget About Me Trailer

Don't You Love It When Good Things Happen to Horrible Human Beings?

Donald Glover Goes Downtown on Aubrey Plaza in the 'To Do List' Trailer

Donna Martin Pajibuates

Donner Talks Mutant Movie News

Dos Equis Commercial

Doubt Trailer

Doug Liman Set to Direct "Attica"

Douglas MacKinnon: Twatwaffle Supreme

Down to Earth | Can Sandra Bullock Handle Gravity?

Downey Dumps Favreau for Ritchie

Downey Signs on to Due Date

Downey and Favreau Cowboys and Aliens

Downey and Jude Law Make Out?

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog Going Full Length for the Sequel?

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Pajiba

Drag Me To Hell Movie Poster

Dream Con

DreamWorks 3-D Ghost In The Shell Project

Dreamboat Anti-Semitic Mel Gibson Dons Yarmulke, Makes Film about Jewish Hero. What Could Go Wrong?

Dreamcasting Ghostbusters 3

Dreamworks Buys Robopocalypse

Dredd Update | Drokk It, This Really Is Happening

Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page Kiss

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long Going the Distance

Drop Dead Fred Remake

Dropping the Cougar like John Mellencamp | Cougar Town News

Drunk Wahlberg Is the Best Wahlberg

Duke Nukem Forever Trailer | Ebert Presents Exhibit A

Dumb with Aplomb | Why Network Television Sucks

Dumbass Tennessee Senator Doesn't Want Your Children to Watch "Modern Family" Because It Might Turn Them Gay

Dumbledore and the Doctor

Dune Remake Gets Pierre Morel

Dune Remake Update

Dushku and Whedon Re-Teaming Again

Dustin Hoffman on Letterman

Dwayne Johnson To Star In Journey 2: The Mysterious Island | Seriously. Shoot Your Agent.

EXCLUSIVE: Development Updates on 30 High-Profile Projects That Will Probably Never Happen

Eastbown and Down Renewed

Eastern Promises Sequel

Easy A Emma Stone

Eat the Minions, Pray for Betty, and Love "Toy Story 3" | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

Eat, Pray, Love Movie

Ed Norton Does Low Rent Prison Thug; Milla Jovovich Does DeNiro | Stone Trailer

Ed Solomon Hardy Men Stiller

Ed Westwick Lands Lead in Wuthering Heights

Eddie Murphy Joins Tower Heist | Tower Of Suck Is More Like It

Eddie Murphy Producing The Misadventures of Fluffy

Edward James Olmos Writing BSG Graphic Novel | It Can't Be Worse Than Galactica: 1980

Edward Norton Will Not Return To The Avengers | Edward Norton No Smash

Efron and Pattinson's Next Projects

Eight New A Very Harold And Kumar 3D Christmas Posters (From First To Worst)

Ein Prosit

Elementary, My Dear Pajiba

Eli Roth & Octomom

Eli Roth Confirms Thanksgiving | Blood in the Mashed Potatoes

Eli Roth Wants To Remake Funhouse

Elizabeth Banks Joins Bradley Cooper in Dark Fields

Elizabeth Banks Just Gave Hope to Nerds Across the Land | Oh, and She'll Also Be Playing Tinkerbell

Elizabeth Banks' O-Face

Ellen Page Don't Stop Believin'

Eloquent Eloquence 03/28/08

Emily Blunt Attached to Wedding Games | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

Emily Blunt Joins The Adjustment Bureau

Emily Blunt May Play the 29th Sexiest Woman in Comics in Joss Whedon's "Avengers 2"

Emma Stone Give Lousy Quotes, But Hey! Look! She Looks Nice in a Bathing Suit

Emma Stone To Play Gwen Stacy In Spider-Man | Wait, What?

Emma Stone Up for Career Suicide | Oh, Emma. Don't Do It

Emma Stone is So Adorable, Not Even Andy Samberg Can Ruin This | "SNL" Promo

Emmerich Making Foundation in 3D

Empire Photo Shoot Featuring Actors Reprising Iconic Roles

Encouraging Texting in Movie Theaters? Am I Gonna Have to Cut a B*tch?

End of Days

Ender's Game is Now Being Cast

English, Motherf*cker, Do You Speak It? What You Miss When You Wait For The American Remake.

Episode 3 of Between Two Ferns

Erector Set Movie Being Made

Escape From New York Remake Escapes From Being Made

Etan Cohen Writing Men In Black 3

Eva Adams Pilot

Eva Green in Last Word

Eve was Weak! Carrie Remake

Even Lemmy Gordon-Levitt Can't Kill the Lady Boners | "Hesher" Clips Guaranteed to Melt Knickers

Even Stevphen is Back | Steve Carell on The Colbert Report

Even The Stars Are Ill At Ease: Pajiba Covers the Los Angeles Film Festival

Everybody (Still) Loves Hugo | Jorge Garcia Heads to Alcatraz

Everybody Make Your Own Pajiba Pun

Everyone Roll Will Saves Against Fear: Warner Brothers Buys Movie Rights for Dungeons and Dragons

Everyone Will Suffer: All The Horror News To Keep You Fed For The Day

Everything Is Sexier in French -- Iron Man Character Posters

Everything Old Is Crap Again

Everything You Love Dies: Darabont Walking from "Walking Dead"

Everything You Love Withers and Dies: What is Monday Miscellany?

Everything You Need to Know about "Toddlers and Tiaras" with One Damning Image

Everything's Coming Up Franco | James Franco Takes on Apes and Pranksters

Evil Dead: The Musical. The Movie.

Exclusive Details on Matthew Weiner's Feature Directorial Debut | As Well as Lea Michele's Potential Role in the Ensemblé Horriblé, "New Year's Eve"

Exclusive Details on the Tina Fey/Meryl Streep Mother-Daughter Comedy "Mommy & Me"

Exclusive Rumor: Rachel McAdams Attached to "Orphanage" Remake and Shirley Jackson Adaptation

Exclusive: "Beverly Hills Cop 4" Office Gossip | Eddie Murphy's Delusions of Grandeur

Exclusive: "Burn Notice's" Matt Nix Familiarizes Himself with C*ck | Best Logline Ever?

Exclusive: "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead" Remake in Development | The Dishes Are Done, Man!

Exclusive: "Red Sonja" Update: Rose McGowan Out. Megan Fox In?

Exclusive: "Sherlock Holmes'" Producer Developing "Treasure Island" for Warner Brothers

Exclusive: 16 Projects Brad Pitt Is Attached To; 6 You May Not Know About | The Farce Continues

Exclusive: 20th Century Fox Developing an E*Trade Talking Baby Movie | No. I'm Not Making This Up

Exclusive: A Working Title and Story Details Emerge on Chris Pine's Jack Ryan Film

Exclusive: An Update on The Birds Remake

Exclusive: Bad Ass Ken Watanabe May Make his Directorial Debut on "442nd"

Exclusive: Barry Sonnenfeld to Direct "Pig Scrolls" for Dreamworks Animation

Exclusive: Bond Gets a Daughter in Miley Cyrus

Exclusive: Brad Pitt and Shia LaBeouf Offered Roles in Peter Morgan Scripted "Riptide"

Exclusive: Bradley Cooper Offered Too Much Information | And Jim Carrey May Be Burt Wonderstone

Exclusive: Carey Mulligan All But Set for "The Cradle Will Fall," a "Hand that Rocks the Cradle" Type Role

Exclusive: Casting Notes on RDJ, Rockwell, Kristen Stewart, and Natalie Portman | Will Natalie Portman Play the Whore-y Snow White?

Exclusive: Catherine Hardwicke Attached to "Dot War"

Exclusive: Christian Bale Set for Zack Snyder's "The Last Photograph" | Is the Girl with a Dragon Tattoo Director Also On Board?

Exclusive: Clash of the Titans' Louis Leterrier Attached to Dumbest Project Ever | Mid-Air Sex! Somewhere, Roland Emmerich Weeps with Envy

Exclusive: Could Brad Pitt Play the Lead in a Movie Based on a Song by Bob Dylan? | Possibly. But Probably Not

Exclusive: Could Tom Cruise and Katy Perry Rock the Ages? | Could That Be a Lamer Headline?

Exclusive: Danny McBride Attached to Todd Phillips' Produced "The Chadster"

Exclusive: David Cronenberg Attached to Jonathan Lethem's As She Climbed Across the Table | Losing Your Wife to Nothingness? Ouch

Exclusive: David Wain Circling "Too Cool to Be Forgotten"

Exclusive: David Yates Possibly Attached to Direct Bill Willingham's "Fables" | Fabletown Headed to the Big Screen?

Exclusive: DiCaprio Developing "A Tale of Two Cities"

Exclusive: Drew Barrymore to Direct an "Oz" Sequel | Disney Brings Back Cinderella

Exclusive: Dustin Lance Black Scripting Hoover Biopic

Exclusive: Eric Bana the Leading Contender to Play Ex-SAS Bad-Ass Nick Stone

Exclusive: Facebook Game, Mafia Wars, Being Developed Into a Feature Film

Exclusive: Fox Developing "Living Oprah" for the Big Screen | Oprah Winfrey Ruins Everything

Exclusive: Frank Marshall Set to Direct Robert Ludlum's "Covert One" Franchise

Exclusive: Guillermo del Toro Producing "Midnight Delivery"

Exclusive: Guillermo del Toro Tackles "Van Helsing" | No. It's Not a Remake

Exclusive: Guy Ritchie Attached to Direct Warren Ellis' "Excalibur"

Exclusive: Hasbro Developing Its Own Version of "The Avengers" | Night at the Museum Meets Toy Story

Exclusive: Hollywood Developing "Real Genius" and "House Party" Remakes

Exclusive: James Mangold Circling Jake Gyllenhall's "Namath"

Exclusive: Jason Bateman Lands the Lead in Rawson Marshall Thurber's Stoner Comedy, WE'RE THE MILLERS

Exclusive: Jennifer Aniston Will Play a Stripper in Rawson Thurber's We're the Millers

Exclusive: Jim Carrey Being Courted for Cover Band comedy, "Under Cover"

Exclusive: Joel Schumacher Attached to The Barry White Story

Exclusive: Jon Stewart Options Maziar Bahari's Life Story for Feature Project

Exclusive: Ken Kwapis to Direct Live-Action Dilbert Movie

Exclusive: Kissing Jessica Stein (and Jon Hamm's Girlfriend) Jennifer Westfeldt Set for Emmy-Themed "Life of O'Reilly"

Exclusive: Latest Movie Trend -- Suffer for a Year, Get Paid | Fox Developing Blog-Based Film, "Frugal Family"

Exclusive: Lone Sherfig Attached to Jessica Biel's "Mob Girl" | Mafia Mistress Turns Mafia Informant

Exclusive: Look Who's Talking Remake in Development | Look! In the Distance! I Think I See the Fourth Horseman

Exclusive: Love, Actually's Richard Curtis Remaking His Own TV Movie, Bernard and the Genie, into a Big-Screen Feature

Exclusive: Matt Damon and Keira Knightley Offered Leads in "Tender is the Night" Remake

Exclusive: Matthew McConaughey Circling "The Headhunter's Calling"

Exclusive: Meerkat Manor Coming to The Big Screen! As a Cartoon? | Hakuna Whatdafucka?

Exclusive: Miley Cyrus and the Case of Hollywood's Most Hacktacular Screenwriter

Exclusive: Mind-Reading Movies: Hollywood's Latest Resurrected Trend | The Delayed Influence of "What Women Want"

Exclusive: Miramax Secures the Film Rights to Ian McEwan's Next Novel, "Solar"

Exclusive: Nobody Has a Damn Clue What Darren Aronofsky Is Going to Do Next

Exclusive: Paramount Nabs "Meatballs" Remake Rights from Lionsgate, Plan Nickelodeon Style-Remake

Exclusive: Paramount Remaking "Soapdish"

Exclusive: Principal Character List (and Descriptions) for Wolverine 2 and Minor Plot Details

Exclusive: Quentin Tarantino a Possibility to Direct "The Shadow"

Exclusive: Robert Schwentke in Talks to Direct "The Osterman Weekend" Remake

Exclusive: Sacha Cohen Baron Offered the Lead in "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty"

Exclusive: ScarJo and JGL Attached to Diablo Cody's "Breathers: A Zombie Lament | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

Exclusive: Sharlto Copley for "Men in Black 3"; Unnecessary Plot Details on Seth MacFarlane's Movie

Exclusive: Steamy Plot Details on "Oz the Great and Powerful" and a New JJ Abrams Project

Exclusive: The Six-Pack Remake Just Went Pear Shaped. As in: Kevin James

Exclusive: The next Ellen Ripley Will Be Andrew Garfield | "Alien" Reboot Anti-news

Exclusive: Topher Grace, Paul Rudd, and Kristen Wiig Set to Star "Bobby Blue Sky"

Exclusive: Tyler Perry Dares to Mess With Hitchcock | It's "Going" to Be Murder, Bitch

Exclusive: Warner Brothers Developing Swashbuckling "Don Quixote" Blockbuster

Exclusive: What's More Terrifying than a Fast Zombie? How About a Haitian Zombie? | This Sh*t Just Got Real

Exclusive: Wolfgang Peterson and Mattel Developing Rock Em' Sock 'Em Robots Movie

Excuse Me While I Run Laps Around My Living Room While Clapping With Glee. More "X-Men: Days Of Future Past" News

Exorcisms, Vengeful Mamas, And Barely College Girls. It's Just Another White Boy Day In Hollywood.

Experimental Activity Bought by Showcase

Explosions, Aliens, and Angst: Three Different Trailers or a Michael Bay Coming of Age Comedy?

Eye Candy Break: 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Casts Another Character

F*ck, Yes, Me and Hard | Mickey Rourke Seeks Meatier Roles

FOX Picks Up Mall Cop Comedy

FX Orders Up "The League"

FX cancels The Riches

FX renews Sons of Anarchy

Fables TV Show

Fading of the Cries Trailer

Fahrenheit 451 Movie

Fallen Angel Optioned by Disney

Fallon, Leno, and Letterman All Addressed the "Tonight Show" Takeover Last Night

False Advertising? Even The Better Business Bureau Has An Opinion On Mass Effect 3

Fame Grubbing Pajibas

Family Guy Star Trek

Fan-Made Tintin Opening Credits Sequence Wins At The Internet, Animator Wins At Life

Fanboys Trailer

Fantastic Four Reboot

Fantastic Mr. Fox Images

Fargo City Rock Adapted for the Big Screen

Fast Five Plot Details | Maximum Fastisciousness With An Extra Side of Double Furiousitictacity

Fatal Attraction Remake

Father Of Invention Movie

Fathers and Guns Gets American Remake

Favreau Starts Filming on Cowboys and Angels; Vaughn Takes Infidelity Comedy

Favreau/Ford: The Cowboys & Aliens Interviews

Fear and Loathing in Las Pajiba

Felicia Day Joins "Eureka"

Felicia Day in SyFy's Red

Ferrell to Star in Neighborhood Watch

Fevered Feeling, Hot, Hot, Hot: James Franco Adds Art Exhibition with Gus Van Sant to His Plate

Fifteen Seconds of Pajiba

Fifth Fast And The Furious Film Underway

Fight A T-800? I Want Cruise To Be A Pocket Terminator

Film News: Pac Man and Frogger Will Destroy New York City | Of Course, Adam Sandler Is Involved

Filth and Wisdom Trailer

Final Destination 5 Plot Details | Death To Overcomplicate Things For A Fifth Time

Finally a Franchise for Charlie Day: George R.R. Martin's Wild Cards Picked Up by SyFy

Finally a Reason to Watch Men in Black 3: Bill Hader

Finally, Robert Pattinson The Way We've Always Wanted to See Him: With His Gut Ripped Open

Finally, a Nicole Kidman Character I Want to Hang Out With

Fincher Still Wants to Make Rendevous with Rama | Any Sufficiently Advanced Film is Indistinguishable From...

Fincher to Direct Facebook Movie

Fire David Letterman Protestors

Firestarter Getting Rebooted | Another Day, Another Reboot

First Costumed Picture of the New Wonder Woman

First Image From Twilight: Breaking Dawn | OMG IT'S THE AWESOMEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF AWESOME

First Image Of Judge Dredd | Karl Urban Really Is The Law

First Image Of Superman From Zack Snyder's Man Of Steel

First Image Of X-Men: First Class | Yesterday's Children Of Tomorrow Are Here Today

First Image from "The Wolverine": Hugh Jackman Has Veins Bigger than My Arms

First Image from Clash of the Titans

First Image of The Fantastic Mr. Fox

First Image: Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx in Rock of Ages

First Images From Bel Ami | Robert Pattinson To Detonate Panties Without Sparkling

First Images From The Thing | Why Don't We Just Wait Here For A Little While... See What Happens

First Images from Whip It

First Images of Emma Frost In X-Men: First Class | Prepare To Have Your Mind Blown

First Les Miserables Trailer Gives Baz Luhrmann's Great Gatsby Trailer the Sads

First Look At Thor, Loki and Odin | This Isn't Mischief, This Is Mayhem

First Look Eat, Pray Love, Zookeeper, Wall Street, Grown Ups, and Mpre

First Look at "MacGruber" and "Your Highness"

First Look at Angelina Jolie as Maleficent: Why Is She Wearing Leather Pants on Her Head?

First Look at Five of The Hobbit's 13 Dwarves (Plus Ray Stevenson Accepts His Place in Hollywood)

First Look at Hugh Jackman in Les Miserables: DAMN BABY! What'd They Do to Your Pretty Face?

First Look at Jonah Hill's 21 JUMP STREET: No [noh]: To Reject, Refuse Approval, or Express Disapproval of.

First Look at Men in Black 3: Josh Brolin Offers Will Smith a Drink of His Tiny Invisible Beer

First Look at NBC's "Playboy Club": Amber Heard Scores Big with the Bow Tie

First Look at Ryan Reynolds in his Green Lantern Pajamas | Oh, the Emasculation

First Look at Voltron | Domo Arigoto

First Look: "Evil Dead" Remake (Plus, An Encore Presentation of the 10 Best 'Evil Dead' Lines Re-Written By Diablo Cody)

First Look: A Bloody Chloë Moretz in 'Carrie'

First Look: Aaron Eckhart's 'I, Frankenstein' -- WTF A Superhero Frankenstein?

First Look: Anne Hathaway as Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises -- It's Like TRON without the Lights

First Look: Bryan Fuller's Creepy, Ghouly Not that Monster-ish "Munsters"

First Look: Daniel Day Lewis as the Title Character in Steven Spielberg's 'Lincoln'

First Look: Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters. Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton Will Torch that Goddamn Gingerbread House

First Look: Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss Everdeen in HUNGER GAMES

First Look: Kili and Fili from The Hobbit: Doesn't the One On the Right Look Like Seth Green?

First Look: Lindsay Lohan Looks Just Like Liz Taylor if Liz Taylor Had Smoked More Crack Rock

First Look: Martin Freeman as The Hobbit

First Look: Maura Tierney as Robert California's Wife in "The Office"

First Look: Naomi Watts as Princess Diana -- Nailed It!

First Look: Raging Bull II. WHAT? There's a Raging Bull II?

First Look: The Farrelly Brothers' Three Stooges Look Aghast Upon the World's Indifference

First Look: Tom Hardy as Bane in THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

First Looks at Peter Saarsgard's Green Lantern Villain and the New Conan

First Official Image from Iron Man 2

First Official Look at Doctor Who's New Companion: She Is Adorable Squared

First Official Look at Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe | She's Contemplative!

First Pics Of Chris Evans As Captain America | Oh Captain My Captain

First Pics from Hellraiser: Revelations | Pinhead Junior

First Snow White And The Huntsman Images: I'd Eat That Apple In A Minute

First Still Image from the Second Season of AMC's "The Walking Dead"

First Trailer for "Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part II": Bella Can Jump Around in Trees! Like a Monkey!

First Trailer for Kathryn Bigelow's Best Picture Nominee 'Zero Dark Thirty'

First Winnie The Pooh Trailer | You Are Braver Than You Believe, Stronger Than You Seem, And Smarter Than You Think

First a Facebook Movie, Now This | Ridley Scott Uses Youtube for Documentary

Five Dark Knight Casting Rumors

Five New Movie Posters: Two Leggy, One Trite, One Dull, and One Gooey

Five People Who Probably Give Worse Head than Jeremy Piven

Five Things You May Not Have Heard About This Week

Five Words That Should Make You Terrified of the New "Walking Dead" Showrunner: "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance"

Flaming Buttfire! Check out Pizza Hut's New 13,740 Calorie F*ck You Pizza

Flanimals Movie

Flight of the Conchords Soon to End

Flight of the Navigator Remake

Flying High Now | Natalie Portman Set to Join Gravity

Fogler to Remake Uncle Buck?

For Better Or Worse, You're Probably Going To Get A Cloverfield 2

For Every Action: Shonda Rhimes and Veena Sud Demonstrate How Not To React

For His Next Trick, Robert Downey Will Direct | RDJ Takes on McQueen

For Inspiring This Twitter Exchange, You Are Officially Forgiven for "Lost," Damon Lindelof

For That Body? I'd Give Michelle Williams ALL the Oscars

For The Love Of Bea Arthur, Stop With This Sh*t And Do The 'Deadpool' Movie, Reynolds!

For The Love Of Gozer The Gozerian, Will Somebody Just Shake Dan Aykroyd Until He Stops Talking About Ghostbusters 3?

For Your Consideration: Karen Gillan | More than Just the Doctor's Companion

Forbes List of the 10 Highest Paid Actresses Fails to Include Quotation Marks Around Certain "Actresses"

Forbes List of the 15 Wealthiest Fictional Characters

Forbidden Planet Remake

Forest Whitaker and Carlos Mencia Wedding Comedy

Former Harvard President, Larry Summers, on the Winklevoss Twins: They Are "A**holes"

Foundation, Ron Moore

Four Christmases Trailer

Four New 'American Horror Story' Posters Demonstrate Why It's One of the Best Marketed Shows on TV

Four Score and Seven Years Ago, I Kicked Ass For The Lord | Timur Bekmambetov to Direct Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Fox Developing Firefly Rip-Off

Fox News Believes "Downton Abbey" Poses a Threat to the Left

Fox Picks Up Mindy Kaling's New Show About Splashy Vaginas

Fox Plans to Remake Absolutely Fabulous

Fox Releases Midseason Schedule

Fox Renews Dollhouse

Fox Reschedules Dollhouse to Fridays

Fox Revives Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

Fox Searchlight Options "The Necklace: Thirteen Women and the Experiment That Transformed Their Lives"

Fox Takes a Dump on Shawn Ryan's Chest While Rejiggering Its Fall Schedule

Fox Turns Down "24" Script | TELL ME WHERE THE SCRIPT IS!

Fox and The CW's New Fall Schedule

Fox and Time Warner Cat Fight

Fox gives Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles a Full Second Season

Fox greenlights legal drama pilot based on Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Fox orders Lie to Me as a Midseason Replacement

Fox's 2008-2009 Schedule

Fox's Unveils Its 2012-2013 Primetime Schedule

Francis Lawrence to Direct In the Small

Frank Darabont Escapes The Zombies By Traveling Back To L.A. Noir

Frank Darabont to Direct The Walking Dead

Franklin and Jesus (the other one) Hit the Road | James Frain and Jim Caviezel Join Thriller Transit

Franklyn Trailer

Fred Rogers, George A. Romero and Michael Keaton Walk Into a Bar...

Free, Legal "Game of Thrones" Without Subscribing to HBO? World Peace Almost Seems Attainable Now

French Girl with a Dragon Tattoo Poster?

Frenemy of the State Rashida Jones

Frenzied Waters

Friday Night Lights Casting

Friday Night Lights Picked Up for a Fourth Season

Friday Night Lights Teaser

Friday the 13th Part the Snow

Friday the 13th Trailer

Friday the 13th Trailer Padalecki

Friends with Kids Trailer: Everyone You Love (Plus Megan Fox) In One Fantastic Looking Movie

Fright Night Remake

Fringe Picked Up for a Full Season

Fringe Renewed

From Dame to Queen to Madam

From Paris with Love Trailer

Frost/Nixon Trailer Ron Howard Michael Sheen

Frozen Trailer

Fuck Me Gently with a Pajiba

Fuck You Tyler Perry!

Fuel for Your Heart's Fire: All Sorts of Transformers 4 News

Fun with Trailers: Can You Identify the Voice of the Robot in "Robot and Frank"?

Fundamentalist Conservatives Hate Hot Black Men

Funny People Trailer

Further Instructions | J. J. Abrams Pitches the Locke and Ben Comedy Show

G.I. Joe Director Takes on Tarzan

G.I. Joe Movie Posters

G.I. Joe Sequel in Development

G.I. Joe: The Un-American Hero

GLAAD's Protest of Cross-Dressing Comedy, 'Work It,' Ignores the Bigger Issue: The Show is Moronic

Gaiman Writes Doctor Who Episode

Game Over | "Caprica" Season 1.5 Trailer

Game of Thrones Open Casting

Game of Thrones Season Finale Will Be Ten More Minutes Of Epic Epicness

Gamer News

Gangster Squad Being Reshot to Protect Our Precious Innocence

Gap Ad or Watchmen Poster

Gareth Edwards To Direct Monsters | Absent Gods And Creatures Foul

Gary Oldman Joins Iron Man 2 Cast

Gary Ross to Produce and Direct "The Phantom Tollbooth" Remake

Gary, By the Way, Why are We Wearing Bras on our Heads?

Gatchaman Teaser Bootleg

Gather Round, Fookin Prawns | All the Elysium News That's Fit to Print

Gavin Hood to Direct Dog Sledding Movie

Gay Zombie Love

Gays Win Crucial Political Battles, But Lose a Cinematic One: 'Top Gun 2' Falls Apart

Gaze Upon The Radiant Beauty And Despair! Photos from "Catching Fire," "Arrested Development" and More

Gearhead Movie

Gears of Pajiba: The Apocalypse

Gemma Arterton Cast In Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters | Hansel Gets A New Gretel To Hunt With

Gemma Arterton Might Star in Alien Prequel | What's the Opposite of a Good Idea Again?

Gender Issues in Comic Books are Getting Their Own College Course

Gentlemen, We Can Rebuild Him

Geoffrey Rush Cast In Green Lantern And More Justice League Weirdness

George Clooney Defending His Overseas Coffee Commercials: "You Know What, F**k You."

George Clooney and Sandra Bullocks 'Gravity' Trailer is F#@$#%% TERRIFYING

George Lopez is cordially invited to suck my Pajiba

George Lucas Admits to "Lost" Producers That He "Didn't Know Where [Star Wars] Was Going Either"

George Lucas Developing CGI Musical

George R.R. Martin to Release Another Book that's Not the Next Installment of "A Song of Ice and Fire." But Wait! It Gets Worse

Get Back In The Bat-Game With A New The Dark Knight Rises TV Spot And Early Ticket Sales

Get Bent, Pajiba Man

Get Out of My House, Bitch!

Get Ready For 3D Sweaty Man-On-Man Action: Top Gun To Get A 3D Conversion

Get Ready For A Western Filled With Abortion Jokes: MacFarlane Gets Another Movie

Get to the (Man Who Made) "Chopper"! | Andrew Dominik Scripting That Remake of "Tell No One"

Getting ready for the "Battlestar Galactica" Finale

Ghost Rider Sequel News | Let's Try To Make The Flaming Skull, Demon Possessed Biker Less Boring This Time, OK?

Ghost Story | First Image of Daniel Radcliffe Filming The Woman in Black

Ghost in the Machine | Duncan Jones' Source Code

Ghostbusters 3 Is Exactly Where It Was Two Years Ago: Nowhere | Or: The Secret Art of Creating News Out of Nothing!

Ghostbusters 3 Secretly in Production

Ghostbusters 3 Updates | "Yes, it's true-this man has no dick"

Ghostbusters 3 Without Bill Murray, Dogs And Cats Living Together, Mass Hysteria!

Ghostbusters III News

Ghostopolis Movie News

Giant Robots and Cthulu: Pacific Rim Plot Summary

Giddyup Motherfrakker | Ron Moore Working on The Wild, Wild West Reboot

Gimme Some Pajiba, Baby!

Gina Carano Will Kick Your Ass and You Will Say Thank You

Girl Scout Cookies Will Blow Your Mind. But Gabourey Sidibe Will Not | This Is No Way to Celebrate Boobquake

Girl You Know It's True

Girls Rule, Boys Drool: The First Magnificent Scene from Pixar's 'Brave'

Git-r-Pajiba!

Give Him Two Arms To Cling To | Who Will Be Batdick's Girl?

Give the Step-Child Some Love | Caprica Returns in October

Glau on Dollhouse

Glee Goes 3D: No.

Gleeful: Denis O'Hare Joins Connie Britton for Ryan Murphy's "American Horror Story"

Glenn Beck Wants To Be A Cartoon?

Go Get Yourself Some Strange Pajiba

Go That Way Really Fast

Gobble Gobble Goo and Gobble Gobble Giggle. I Wish Pajiba Only Cost a Nickel

God Bless Betty White (and God Rest Lena Horne) | Pajiba Whip Its

God Goes 3D

God Hates Pajibas

God Help the Cinderblocks Who Pay Money to See This Movie

God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, Allah, Confusion, Buddha, Scientology...

Goddammit Leroy: Warcraft Film Lands Director

Goddamnit, Seth MacFarlane: Stop Making Me Like You. It's Pissing Me Off

Godtopus's Angry Cousin Hits Town

Godzilla Will Live Again | Oh No, There Goes Tokyo

Gold Diggers, J-Lo-Ho, Bill Murray, and Armond White | The Weekly Murdertank

Golden Globe 2009 Winners

Gone with the Pope Trailer

Good News Everybody! All the Television Shows You Hate are Breeding

Good News! No One's Remaking Weekend at Bernie's. Yet. | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

Good News, Everyone! The Book Of Mormon Is Going To Be A Movie!

Good News, Everyone! Updates On Whedon's Ado, Jackson's Tintin, And Grazer's Tower

Good evening, Beijing. I thought it time we had a little talk: Chinese State Television Airs V for Vendetta

Gore Verbinski To Direct, Johnny Depp To Co-Star In The Lone Ranger | I'm Pretty Sure Kemo Sabe Just Means Dumbass Cracker

Gospel According to Jimmy Alexandra Aja

Gossip Girl Spinoff

Got Dope? | FX Bets on Ozzie Comedy

Got You in a Stranglehold Baby: Five Things You May Not Have Heard About This Week

Got a Box Full of Pajibas, Think You Might Like to Read

Gran Torino Trailer

Great Elijah's Manna! | First Official Photo from the Conan the Barbarian Remake

Great Gatsby Movie

Great News: Your Super Bowl Halftime Performer Next Year Is Younger than 50

Greatest American Pajiba

Green Highlights! Dude! Cut It Out | First Look at Ryan Reynolds' Green Lantern Costume

Green Hornet Dead

Green Hornet to Add Nic Cage

Green Hornet's Black Beauty

Green Lantern Movie

Green Lantern Ryan Gosling

Green Lantern Screenwriter Heads to 77 Sunset Strip

Greendale's Most Colorful Study Group Returns A Week Early As "Community" Gets Animated

Greg Berlanti to Direct "The Flash"?

Gremlins 2 VOD

Gretchen, Quit Trying To Make Aquaman Happen!: New 'Justice League' Rumors

Grisham's The Partner Adapted

Grown Ups Trailer

Guess He's Not The Last! | Animated Airbender News

Guess Who Has Two Thumbs, Beats His Wife, and Makes More than Any Other Television Star?

Guillermo Del Toro's "Pacific Rim" Teaser Poster: Who Invited the Iron Giant?

Guillermo del Toro is So Overrated | "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark" Trailer

Guitar Hero The Movie?

Guns And Swords And Really Bad Hair: Devil May Cry Coming To The Big Screen

Guns in the Sky

Guy Pearce May Be Weyland From Weyland-Yutani, But That Doesn't Make Prometheus An Alien Movie?

Guy Ritchie Quits Lobo

Guy Ritchie To Direct Lobo

Gyllenhaal and Hathaway Do Drugs

HBO Brings On the Bruckheimer and Bay

HBO Claims It Will Never Cut the Funiculus Umbilicalis

HBO Considering American Gods Adaptation

HBO Developing a "Middlesex" Series

HBO Developing a Movie Blogger Series

HBO Developing a Show for Joe Buck

HBO Orders Up Animated Version of "The Ricky Gervais Show" Podcast

HBO Picks Up Boardwalk Empire

HBO Picks Up Game of Thrones

HBO Picks Up Simon's "Treme"

HBO Signs Up Maria Bello

HBO and Showtime Land Even More Big Names

HBO's "Game of Thrones" Marketing Has Gone Nutty

HBO's "Girls" Season Two Teaser: Adam Likes to Smell Women's Shoes

HBO's "Luck" Cancelled on Account Horse Deaths

HBO's Orders "Luck" Pilot, from David Milch and Michael Mann

HENRi May be the Spiritual Successor of HAL 9000

Ha Ha! 50 Percent of You Still Don't Know Who This Guy Is (Lucky Bastards)

HaaaAAAAAaaaMMMmmm | Did I Spell that Right?

Haggis vs. Sorkin

Halloween 3D

Halloween Sequel Remake

Hammer of the Gods! | "Concept Art" for Thor

Hancock 2 Movie News

Handicapping The Odds On The Plot Of Damon Lindelof's 1952

Hanging on in Quiet Desperation is the American Way | Survivor Jumps All the Sharks

Hangover Cast Casting News

Hangover II Character Posters Fully Express the Entire Range of the Film's Characters

Hangover Trailer

Hannibal Lecter Television Series

Hannibal Television Series Gets a Pick Up

Hansel and Gretel Trailer

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Movie

Happy Boobs Make Happy People | As the Saying Goes

Happy Endings Won't Be Ending Any Time Soon, And That Should Make Everyone Happy

Happytime Murders Muppets

Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall, A

Harold and Kumar Gets a Logline and Adds Cast | And Tom Hanks Casts Our Own Brian Prisco

Harold and Kumar Team to Direct "American Pie 4"

Harold and the Purple Crayon Heading to the Big Screen

Harry Potter and Clash of the Titans Being Converted into 3D

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince New Trailer

Harvey Remake Spielberg

Has Felicia Day Been Cast in Joss Whedon's AVENGERS?

Has Godtopus Gone Hollywood? |New Monsters Trailer

Has Jon Stewart Lost It?

Hasta La Pasta, Terry Gilliam Films New Short

Hasta La Vista, Pajiba?

Hathaway As Catwoman And Tom Hardy As Bane In The Dark Knight Rises | Meow

Haunting in Connecticut Trailer

Have You Ever Danced with a Pajiba by the Pale Moonlight?

Haven't You Always Wanted a Mel Gibson Trade News Roundup?

Hawk the Slayer Sequel

He Has His Cake and Eats It Too | Sex Magic

He Kicked Me in the Shins and Threw Me Down, I Said "Ow."

He Thought He Was the King of America: FX Brings Back Eddie Izzard

He is Now You | Source Code Trailer

He's Alieeve! | Val Kilmer Shooting Thriller with Francis Ford Coppola

He's Just Not That Into Your Pajiba

He's Still Here: Joaquin Phoenix Looking to Play a Scientologist Alongside Philip Seymour Hoffman

He's a Little Bit Dirty, He's a Little Bit Pretty Too

He's the One They Call Pajiba Feelgood

He-Man Movie Gets a New Screenwriter

He-Man The Movie

Hear Me Now And Believe Me Later: 'Pain & Gain' Trailer Hits The Web

Heathcliff Movie Announced

Heathers TV Show

Heigl Finds Writers for Drawn Together

Heigl and Kutcher in Five Killers

Hell no, we won't Pajiba!

Hellraiser Franchise Continues, Remake May Not | Your Suffering Will Be Legendary, Even In Hell

Hellraiser Reboot

Hellraiser Remake

Hence, Like a Pajiba

Henry Cavill As Zack Snyder's Superman | Sometimes I Despair The World Will Never See Another Man Like Him

Here Are Five Shirtless Reasons to Read This News Dump

Here Are Set Photos of Jennifer Lawrence and WOAH, What's Going on with Brad Cooper's Hair?

Here Are the Top 100 Rated Shows of the Network Season So Far

Here There Be Spoilers: The Newest "Walking Dead" Image Is Gonna Ruin Things -- And Make You Lose Your Sh*t

Here are 11 Quickie News Stories: Count the Number that Upset You

Here is My One Letter Review of the One Second Preview of the Six Second Hunger Games Clip Set to Air at the VMAs

Here's Forbes Annual List of Movie Stars That Suck At Their Job

Here's What You Missed this Weekend While You Were Drunk Dialing Your Ex

Here's What the "New Girl" Characters Looked Like Before They Lost Their Virginity

Here's What the Full Cast of Joss Whedon's S.H.I.E.L.D Looks Like

Here's Why Henry Winkler is a Better Human Being than Scott Baio

Here's Your Chance To Fulfill Your "Game Of Thrones" Sexual Fantasies In Real Life

Here's Your Seven Dwarfs, C*cksuckers: New Images From Snow White And The Huntsman, Dredd, And The Expendables 2

Here's the Cast of "Game of Thrones" All Gussied Up for Their Glamour Shots

Here's the Final Hunger Games Poster. Until the Next One

Here's the Trailer for that Ben Affleck Movie More People Will Write About Than Watch

Hereafter Announced

Hermione Just Stole All Your Sh*t: The Red Band "End of the World" Trailer Will Take an Ax to Your Face

Heroes Ratings Slide

Heroes Season 4 Preview

Heroes, the Next Generation?

Hesher, I Love Sarah Jane

Hey Fat Face! Here's Another Trailer for "Anchorman 2"

Hey Kristen Stewart: The Runner in Your Hose Is Not Distracting Anyone from the Lingerie Under Your Coat

Hey Straight Guys: Here's Two Reasons You Might Reconsider Your Sexual Orientation

Hey! If You're Excited about the Upcoming Cycle of "American Idol," You're On the Wrong Site, Chief

Hey, Andy did you hear about this one?

Hey, That Brad Pitt Hit-Man Movie with Richard Jenkins, 'Killing Them Softly,' Looks Like a Damn Fine Cinematic Experience

Hi-Res Images From The Dark Knight Rises To Obsess Over (And A New Trailer)

Highlander Remake News

Hit Me With Your Next Best Shot | Clooney's "The American" Goes Back for Re-Shoots

Hitchcock Trailer: Anthony Hopkins Is Unrecognizably Awesome in Oscar Grabbing Fat Suit

Hitman Sequel

Hobbit Casting News

Hold, Please

Hollywood Asks Us To Believe That Someone Would Cheat On Christina Hendricks And Other Trade News To Butter Your Nut Squash

Hollywood Backs Roman Polanski

Hollywood Now Remaking Classic '80s Alyssa Milano Action Flick | Let Off Some Steam, Bennett

Hollywood Officially So Out of Ideas Now That They've Decided to Reboot Kevin Costner

Holy Pajiba Testicles

Holy Pajibas, Batman! It's an Unnecessary Franchise!

Honey, There's a Ghost in the Shower | In Memorium Hunting Down Viewers

Hong Kong Phooey Movie, But Where's Bananaman?

Hooray! Seth MacFarlane to Officially Suck in Two Mediums

Hope Davis and John Mahoney to Join In Treatment

Hope Springs Trailer: Meryl Streep Can't Bring Herself to Go Down on a Banana

Hope Yet for Storytellers: Rome Sweet Rome Film Deal

Hopefully Donald Glover Won't Be The Only Reason To Watch Another Live "30 Rock"

Horror Movie Update | Too Much Horror Business

Hot Tub Time Machine Cusack

Houdini Movie

Hound of the Pajibas

Hounsou and Bacon Star In Elephant White

How Could MTV's "Scream" TV Show Work? Do Everything Different.

How Could You, You Bastard? How Could You Do This To Me?

How Crazy Sexy Awesome is Emma Stone? | Easy A Clip

How David E. Kelley Might Help Save "Chuck"

How Do I Reach These Kids? | Adrien Brody to Play Substitute Teacher in Tony Kaye's New Drama

How Do You Mess This Up? Oh, I See | The Tempest Trailer

How Do You Replace Steve Carell on "The Office"? How About Rick Sanchez? | Last Night on "The Daily Show"

How Does The Skyfall Poster Match Up Against Daniel Craig's Leading Man Oeuvre?

How I Deftly Show Images of Christina Hendricks While Mentioning an Unrelated Masturbation Story

How Jennifer Aniston Screws Up Everything, and the (Related) Death of Laughter (RIP) | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

How Lady Gaga Worked that Meat Dress into a Political Rally and Why Obese People Are Cash Strapped

How Low Can You Go? | James Cameron's Sanctum Hits Rock Bottom

How Low Can You Go? | Rabbit Hole Clips

How Many Acts Could a Wooden Actress Act Through If A Wooden Actress Could Act At All? | Black Widow Spin-Off Talk

How Michael C. Hall Made Me Want to Buy a Mini-Van | Sports Cars Are For the Impotent

How To Squander Your Rachel Weisz Opportunities: Which Of These Movie Posters Works For You?

How We Love a Moist Pajiba

How Would You Prefer to Kick Off Your Tuesday? Shirtless Vampire Neil Patrick Harris or an Official Photo from "Arrested Development"?

How You Like Me Now? | The King's Speech Full Trailer

How a Hollywood Movie is Turning All Our Children Gay | Happy, Content Families Are for Heterosexuals ONLY

How the "American Idol" Time-Slot Move May Signal the Death of "Fringe" | Fox's Mid-Season Lineup

How to Sell Captain America to Non Americans

How's Your News

Hugh Grant was Set to Replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men: A Mad Libs of Whaaaaaa?

Hugo Awards, "Boldly Going Nowhere", Spielberg & Wylie

Hugo Weaving Cast In Captain America

Hulu Going to Pay Model

Human Centipede 2 Spoilers

Human Centipede Clip

Human Centipede: First Sequence Images

Humpday Poster

Humpty Dumpty Movie News

Hung Like a Pajiba

Hung Preview

I (Pajiba) Huckabees

I Am Charlotte Simmons being Adapted for HBO

I Am Iron Baby | What's More Appealing that RDJ? Just Babies

I Am Legend Prequel

I Am Legend Sequel

I Am Pajiba's Complete Lack of Surprise

I Am a Golden Pajiba!

I Can Do Bad All By Myself Motion Poster

I Can Now Remain Silent No Longer! | Roman Polanski Speaks Out on His Extradition

I Can't Even Think Of A Good Pajiba Pun. That's How Tired I Am Of Dane Cook.

I Caught Grandma Frakking a Cylon

I Come From a Land Down Under

I Couldn't Possibly Comment: Netflix Picks Up "House of Cards"

I Didn't Mean to Turn You On | Maggie Gyllenhaal, the History of the Vibrator and "Hysteria"

I Don't Care How Much You Like Seth Rogen or Danny McBride, This is Wrong | Rogen, McBride, and Elijah Wood Fight for their Right to Party

I Don't Know What You Think of This Image of Captain America's Red Skull, But I Am Digging His Belt Buckle

I Don't Know what Pajiba Is

I Don't Understand Television: Catfish, Source Code, Beauty and the Beast

I Don't Understand Theatre

I Drank Way Too Much Last Night and Now I Have the World's Biggest Pajiba

I Dunno, I Think I'd Like Him When He's Angry | Hulk Replacement Found

I Feel Fine

I Flat-Out Refuse to Believe This Is True | Bradley Cooper Abruptly Tanks His Career

I Got Things On My Pajiba I Never Thought I Would

I Gotta See a Man About His Boy and His Horse | Spielberg Marks His Territory

I Had A Dream I Was A Vigilante's Sidekick: Marvel To Develop Everything Ever Into A Movie

I Had A Long John But No Silver: The Increasingly Ridiculous Cast Of New Year's Eve

I Hate People When They're Not Polite | Leo DiCaprio as a Serial Killer?

I Have No Shame! | Every Shirtless Moment on "Lost"... AND MUPPETS!

I Have The Pajiba!

I Heard a Rumor (Yes, I Am Ashamed to Use a Bananarama Lyric): Idris Elba up for Tarantino's Django?

I Hereby Give You the Raciest Promo Ad in the History of CBS

I Jizzed My Pants

I Just Got A +4 to My Awesomeness | "The Guild" at Comic-Con 2010

I Just Pajiba'd Myself

I Just Want Something I Can Ignore

I Kick Ass For The Lord: Unholy Night Gets Picked Up

I Know It's Only a Rockin' Rumor But I Like It | Jeremy Renner to Escape from New York

I Know Pajiba

I Know That Voice Trailer: Here's a Lot of Voice Actors Doing Voice Acting for a Documentary About Voice Actors

I Know This Much is True | Who Will Land The Dark Tower Lead?

I Know You Don't Care for Tom Cruise, and But You HAVE to Admire the Man's Determination

I Like It, Yes I Do | Torchwood: Miracle Day

I Like To Do Drawrings: Animated Film News

I Love Eating Toilet Paper | TLC's My Strange Addiction

I Love it When a Pajiba Comes Together

I Need More Dilithium Pajibas!

I Once Was Lost, But Now I'm Pajiba

I Palindrome I | Looper Adds Paul Dano to Bruce Willis and Joseph Gordon Levitt

I See Pajibas!

I See a Very Strange Film in Your Future | Robert De Niro and Sigourney Weaver as Psychic and Shrink in Red Lights

I See the Stars Come Out Tonight: Edward James Olmos, Colin Hanks and Mos (Def) Round Out Dexter's Season 6 Cast

I Sell the Dead Trailer

I Spit on Your Grave Remake Gets a Distributor

I Suck So Long and Hard

I Swear To God, Kenny Ortega, I Will Strike Your Fancy Ass Down: Dirty Dancing Gets a Remake

I Think I Can, I Think I Can | J.J. Abrams Pretends He's An Underdog

I Think The Only Mutant Not In 'X-Men Days of Future Past' Is Dazzler: Casting News

I Think This Relationship Is Going to Be Toxic | A Preview of Conan's "60 Minutes" Appearance

I Think You Can Figure It Out

I Thought Sir Ian McKellan Starring in a Sitcom Was a Terrible Idea Until I Saw the Title

I Threw That Sh*t Before I Walked In The Room! | Giving a Little More Black To The Community

I Touched a Guy's Pajiba at Hebrew School Once

I Used to Like the "Lost" Finale. And Then I Saw This Video

I Vant to Bite Your Neck

I Wanna Be an Anarchist | Sons of Anarchy Cast Talks Season 3

I Wanna Hold You, Wanna Hold You Tight: Hot Punk Dudes Give Me Good Vibrations

I Wanna Hold Your Braaaiiiiinssss | "Paul is Undead" news

I Want My Two Pajibas!

I Want To Staple Things To All Their Heads: Rumors of Bridget Jones 3 Once Again Rear Their Ugly, Not-That-Fat Heads

I Was Playing with Myself | Soderbergh's And Everything Is Going Fine

I Will Not Make a Joke About Blaculas | Will Smith tells "The Legend of Cain"

I Wish This Was About Lost Too. | Waterworld Not Pointless?

I am Gettin' So Hot, I Wanna Take My Pajiba Off

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah: First New Star Wars Film May Be Yoda Vehicle

I! Am! Marshall!

I'll Buy That for a Pajiba

I'll Do It Again, I Will Let You Take Me For A Ride: Sequel News

I'll Have Mine with Extra Cheese, Hold the Clichés | The Warrior's Way Trailer

I'll Say It. Cillian Murphy Is Not Hot. He's Just Plain Ass Creepy. Period. | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

I'll Take The Rapist for $400, Pajiba

I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Another Beer! Brolin's Public Intox And That One Dude's DUI

I'm A Cool Mom! Right, Regina? | "Mean Girls" Sequel News

I'm Gonna Have a Drink and Walk Around | Tim Burton Steps Outside His Casting Box

I'm Only A Dolphin, Ma'am: Killer Sharks, Elvis Costello, And Other News For You To Swallow Whole

I'm So Ashamed | The Sound of Music 45th Anniversary Extravaganza

I'm Trying to Get the Meat Out of My Dog's Mouth | No, That's Not a Dickety Metaphor

I'm a Cotton-Headed Ninny-Pajiba

I'm a Hairsbreadth from Riddlin' You with Holes, Pajiba!

I'm a Man. I'm a Slut. I'm a Man...I'm a Dream Divine| The Cape Teasers

I'm a Team Player! | David Tennant to Coach United

I'm on a Bus on a Psychedelic Trip | Domestic Trailer for Gaspar Noé's "Enter the Void"

I'm the King of the Pajiba!

I'm the Unknown Stuntman that Makes Eastwood Look So Fine | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

I'm with Cancer

I'm.Interested

I'mma Let You Finish Making Your Jetsons Movie, Kanye, But Hammer Man Was The Best Rap/Cartoon Crossover Of All Time

I've Been Caught In A Mind Riot: Leonardo DiCaprio Options The Lobotomist

I've Got Good News And Bad News. But There Are Also Boobs!

I've Got Posters On The Wall: With All Of These, You Could Wallpaper A Room

I've Got Your Creepy Kid Quota For The Week, A Side Of Abandoned House Shenanigans, And A Gosling Dessert

I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate | Ridley Scott to produce Philip K Dick novel, and robots to freak you right the fuck out

I, Frankenstein Movie

IS THERE NOTHING BEN AFFLECK CAN'T DO? | Ben Affleck Knows His Heist Films

Ian McShane Kings

Ice Cube and Ryan Seacrest In New Year's Eve | TK OUT!

Ice Pajiba

Ich Bin Ein Scaredy Cat | A Horrible Way to Die Trailer

Identify These Photos: Marilyn Manson or David Fincher's Girl with a Dragon Tattoo?

Idris Elba Cast In Thor

Idris Elba Getting Deeper Into The Hero Game With Marvel | What Makes You Think You Can Be A Black Hero?

Idris Elba Office NBC Steve Carell

Idris Elba in The Losers

If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Again, Fail, And Then Reboot.

If Being Straight Gay (New Term!) Is Wrong, I Don't Want to Be Right | Drink Lipton!

If I Had a Million Dollars / I'd Buy You an Exotic Pet / Like a Llama or a Pajiba

If I Were John Cusack

If It Bleeds, It Leads, Even If It's Bleeding a Stone

If Joss Whedon Were Casting The Avengers in 2002, It Might Look Something Like This

If My Mother Looked Like This, I'd Probably Feel Sexually Conflicted As Well

If They Could Fix Humpty... | The King's Speech Clip

If They Hire Horatio Sanz to Play John Belushi, I'll Drown Myself in Pee | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

If This Doesn't Make You Want to Re-Watch About 30 Films, You're a Soulless Filmophobe

If You Are Confused Check with the Sun | Chris Elliott Gets a New Life

If You Can Name the Other Woman in the New ARTHUR Poster, You Win +15 Hipster Points

If You Ever Wished To See A President's Head On A Pike, "Game Of Thrones" Already Made Your Dreams Come True

If You Had to Watch One of these 12 Films, Which Would You Choose Based Only on the Movie Poster?

If You Still Have the Patience for It, Here's the Full-Length "Wolverine" Trailer

If You Thought Alison Brie as Captain America Was Sexy, Amber Heard as Thor Will Blow Off Your Codpiece

If You Vote for Me, I Will Bake You Cookies | Another Shameless Call for Votes for SXSW 2011

If You Were on the Fence About Seeing "The Dark Knight Rises," This Trailer Ought to ... Wait? Why Would You Be on the Fence?

If You're Happy and You Know It

If You're Impatient For Nolan's Next, The Animated Batman: Year One Is Here To Tide You Over

If You've Never Seen "Doctor Who," Now Is a Good Time to Start | A Programming Note

If the Awesomeness of X-Men: First Class Is Inversely Proportional To How Awful Their Poster Campaign Has Been, It Will be the Best Movie of 2011

Ignoreland: I'm Not Sure We Should Even Talk About This, But Maybe We Have To

Images from DRIVE: Confident without Being Cocky; Brash without Being Douchy. I Want to Sex This Man's Posture

Images from Jonah Hex

Images from the Set of Man of Steel: Uh Oh, Superman's Crying

Images: Spider-Man Surrenders to Predictable Self-Sameness

Important Artifacts and Personal Property From the Collection of Lenore Doolan and Harold Morris, Including Books, Street Fashion and Jewelry Movie

In 2013 Star Trek 2 Will Boldly Go Where It's Gone Before

In Case You Needed Another Reason Not To Watch "Whitney"

In Case You Were Wondering About How Good The Live Action Akira Will Be...

In Case You Were Wondering, Yes, "Transformers 3" Will Out-Stupid Its Predecessors

In Living Color: Charlie Sheen Has Cured Himself (with His Brain)

In New Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon Still Image, Shia Really Needs to Find a Potty

In Photos: Multi-Dimensional Robert Downey, Jr. Can Hold a Baby and Wear "Iron Man 3" Suit on the Same Day

In Pictures: Joss Whedon Hangs Out with the Unwashed Geek Masses

In The Battle Of Batman Vs. Leatherface Vs. Giant Robots, I Think Donnie Yen Wins: A Trade News Round-Up

In The Best of All Possible Worlds, The Five Senses Trailer Would Not Be Unique

In This Image, Our Heroes Represent AMC And The Walking Dead Represents "The Walking Dead"

In This Light She Could Almost Be A Beauty. In This Light She Could Almost Be A Knight: "Game Of Thrones" Season 2 Casting Updates

In Which I Come Clean And Reveal The 7 Real Pilots And The 1 Fake

In Your Wildest Dreams | Once Upon A Time Epic Fantasy Panel: Comic-Con 2010

In a Determined Effort to Break Our Hearts, Alison Janney Joins Chuck Lorre Sitcom

In a True Testament to Cee Lo, Not Even Gwyneth Paltrow Can Screw Up His Song (Too Badly)

In a story about Trump and Rosie, the only loser is Pajiba

In an Apatow World

In the Battle of Goth vs. Geek, Goths Lose Less | Trends in Film

In the Final Harry Potter Cast Photo, Emma Watson Looks Like the Pretty Girl that Showed Up to Nerd Prom

In the First Poster the Marilyn Monroe film, "My Week with Marilyn," Michelle Williams Pops Off the Page

Inceptiongasm

Independence Day Sequel Planned

Independent Film Festival of Boston Announces Lineup

Indiana Jones 5 In the Works

Indiana Jones and the Holy Pajiba!

Indy's Spunky Cousin? Poster and International Trailer for Luc Besson's The Extraordinary Adventures Of Adèle Blanc-Sec

Inexplicable Inexplicability: Animal Farm, Angry Birds, Stephenie Meyer

Inglorious Pajibas

Inglourious Basterds Clips

Inglourious Basterds Featurette

Inglourious Basters Posters

Insane in the Membrane

Insanely Hot Ginger Relegated to Karaoke Back-Up Dancer | Your Yearly Wil Wheaton Goodness

Inside Man Sequel Spike Lee

Inside You the Time Moves and She Don't Fade | Gus Van Sant's Restless

Insightful Parody or an Excuse to Watch Ladies Make Out? | "Twilight" for Menfolk

Inspirational Speech Montage

Internet Manages to Make Advertising Even More Annoying

Interview with a Pajiba

Introducing Fat Mac and a Very Special Season of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

Introducing The Next Antichrist: Craig Robinson Cast In Rapturepalooza

Ira Glass and Joss Whedon "This American Life"

Iron Man 2 Poster

Iron Man 2 Sam Rockwell

Iron Man 3 Trailer: Robert Downey, Jr. Goes to a Familiar Place: Rock Bottom

Iron Man Casting Hawkeye

Iron Man and Avengers Update

Iron Man's Dumb Cousin Hits the Ring | Real Steel Trailer

Irvine Welsh to Direct The Magnificent Eleven

Is "Cop Out," Ironically, the Best Thing to Happen to Kevin Smith Since "Clerks"?

Is A Vote For Mitt Romney A Vote Against 'Sesame Street' and Ira Glass?

Is ABC Making a "Fables" TV Show? | No, But That Would Be Cool, Wouldn't It?

Is Arnie Just Kermit the Frog with an Austrian Accent? | Total Recall: The Musical

Is Bryce Dallas Howard the Poor Man's Christina Hendricks? Or the Other Way Around? | Pajiba Whip-Its

Is It 2012 Yet? First Official Poster For The Dark Knight Rises

Is It Necessary for Me to Drink My Own Urine? 'Dodgeball' Sequel in the Works

Is It Too Late to Get Sawyer on the New "Rockford Files"? | It May Be the Last Resort

Is Sarah Jessica Parker the 7th Cylon | Sex and the City 2 Movie Poster

Is That a Pajiba in Your Pants?

Is This Dark Knight Rises Billboard Ad the Best Billboard Ad Ever, or BEST BILLBOARD AD EVER?

Is This a Steve Carell Cameo in Last Week's Trivia Episode of "The Office"?

Is This the End of Liberal Media?| Keith Olbermann Departs MSNBC

Is Twilight Ruining Your Marriage? | Take Our Quiz and Find Out!

Is Will Smith Remake Hitchcock's "Suspicion"?

Is the Fourth Kind a Hoax?

Is the Roof on Fire? Because Fox is Letting "House" Burn.

It Doesn't Come Right Out and Say It, But the Implication in the New Expendables 2 Trailer Is That We're All Weak-Willed Ninnies

It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White, So Long As We Can Make Some Green | Michael Jackson's Thriller to Become A Feature Film

It Has Been Written: Jesus Loves Neil Patrick Harris | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

It Has a Loose Candyland Structure and the Floor is Lava: "The Americans" Trailer

It Knows No Mercy, It Has No Pity, And It Shall Destroy You All... With Its Cuteness: The Official Poster For The Muppets

It Might Get Loud

It Still Smarts a Little | Last Night on "American Idol"

It Swims, It Kills, It's Out There!

It Was A Graveyard Smash| Bryan Fuller Remaking The Munsters

It Was a Pajiba-Hole, and That Means Comfort

It's Adorable that "Catching Fire's" Effie Trinket Takes Styling Tips from Mimi from "The Drew Carey Show"

It's Cold and I'm Lonely

It's Elementary: BBC's "Sherlock Holmes"

It's Flashdance All Over Again: Does Natalie Portman Deserve Her Oscar?

It's Getting Kind of Hard to Believe Things Are Going to Get Better

It's Gonna Be Lousy With Mutants Up In Here: First Class Images, X-Men And Deadpool Updates

It's Hard to Be An Older Slut | Kristin Scott Thomas is Leaving

It's Kind of a Funny Story Fleck Boden

It's Like This And Like That And Like This, And Uh: Random Trade News

It's Never Too Late to Complain About the Golden Globe Nominations

It's No Fun Being An Illegal Alien | I Am Number Four Teaser

It's Not A Sequel, It's Not A Remake, It's Not A Japanese Film | "Hatchet II" at Comic-Con 2010

It's Not All Wrestling: Upcoming SyFy Shows that are based on SciFi Novels

It's Not Sam Raimi's Birthday! | James Franco and Bill Hader Square Off Spider-Man Style

It's Not What You Think (It's Exactly What You Think) | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

It's Not What You Think, But It Might Be Better: The Smorgasbord That Is Movie 43

It's Not a Gift, It's a Curse | Clint Eastwood's Hereafter

It's Now The End Of The World As They Know It, And They Don't Look Fine In These First Images

It's OK That Chevy Chase Used The N-Word Because Richard Pryor Gave Him Permission

It's Official: Here's Your Katniss Everdeen

It's Rashomon's Turn to Be Remade

It's Rumorin' Time! | Fantastic Four Reboot Rumors

It's a Bad Way | Jon Hewitt's X

It's a Conspiracy!

It's a Dead Man's Party, Who Could Ask For More | Danny Elfman at Comic-Con 2010

It's a Game! It's a Series! It's Your Sister and Your Daughter! SyFy Announces "Defiance"

It's a Walk-Off! "Zoolander 2" Stalls While Alec Baldwin Struts | Pajiba Whip-Its

It's not TV, it's Pajiba

Ivan Reitman Returning to Direct "Ghostbusters III"

J.D. Salinger Obituary

J.J. Abrams Secretly Developing 500 Rads

J.J. Abrams Thinks Star Trek XII Could be Gayer

JCVD Cordially Not Invited to Bloodsport Remake

JCVD Trailer

JGL As Batman In The Justice League Movie? I Didn't Know Satan's Vagina Was In the Rumormongering Business

JJ Abrams Mission: Impossible and Star Trek News

JJ Abrams Will Direct the New "Star Wars." That Is All

JJ Abrams to Tackle The Dark Tower

Jack & Diane

Jack Black in Bourne Inspired Comedy

Jack McCoy Would Not Put With This: Hollywood Lawsuit Updates

Jackass 3D

Jackie Chan as Mr. Miyagi

Jackie Earle Haley Set To Takeover Freddy Krueger Role

Jackman Set for Avon Man

Jackman and Weisz Attached to Unbound Captives

Jacob's Pajiba

Jake Gylenhaal Signs to Duncan Jones' Source Code

Jake Gyllenhaal Is the Prince of Persia

Jake Gyllenhaal to Sleep with Bear on National Television

James Bobin to Direct Muppet Movie

James Bond Will Now Skyfall Into An IMAX Near You

James Cameron Finds Office Space: Repeat After Me, Internet, This is Not News

James Cameron Talks More Avatar | Whoops - Wrong Crappy 3D Movie About Blue People

James Dean Pulls a Gun on Ronald Reagan | The Fascinating Long Lost Footage

James Franco Implicitly Reveals Why Everyone Hates Anne Hathaway

James Franco Likes to Masturbate | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

James Gunn PG Porn Nathan Fillion

James Marsden in I Hop

James McAvoy Attached to Ian Fleming Film

James Spader Set to Join "The Office" Permanently, But Only As a Temporary Replacement for Michael Scott

Jamie Foxx Blame It Video

Japan Mistakes Orwell's 1984 for a Brainstorming Session

Jared Leto Felt Like Destroying Something Beautiful. Well, Beautiful To Him

Jason Jones and Samantha Bee to Write a Show for CBS

Jason Lee Joins A Couple of Dicks

Jason Lee Pours on the Sleazy Charm in "Memphis Beat" | Also: Is "Entourage" the Gayest Show on TV Not Called "Glee"?

Jason Momoa Cast as Conan the Barbarian

Jason Patric's "Powers" Protagonist Pic Points to Potentially Precise Production

Jason Segel To Make Sex Tape, And Here's The (Last) Trailer (Parody For The Muppets)

Jason Statham Cast In Parker: I'm The King Of The Gutters, Prince Of The Dogs

Jason Statham Will Battle The Fantastic Four... Or Something Like That: Michael Chiklis Cast In Parker

Jason Sudeikis is Staying on 'SNL,' So Here's a Picture of a Pantless Blake Lively Holding a Goat

Javier Bardem Has Been Cast in Everything | Toss Jeffrey Dean Morgan a Bone Will You Javier?

Jay And Seth Vs. The Apocalypse Is, Like, Totally Happening, You Guys

Jay Baruchel Moving Ahead with "Goon"

Jay Chandrasekhar Shotgun Wedding

Jay Leno -- The Talk Show Host of Choice for Tea Partiers

Jay Leno Takes Over NBC Primetime

Jay and Seth Versus the Pajiba

Jean Claude Van Damme Asks Aliens: "How Does It Feel To Be Hunted?"

Jed Whedon and Maurissa Tancharoen's Food Songs

Jeff Buckley Walks Out of the Mississippi River, Sees Who Is Playing Him in Biopic, Drowns Himself Again

Jeffrey Blitz Developing a DC Comics Documentary

Jeffrey Dean Morgan in Red Dawn?

Jem and the Holograms Movie

Jennifer Aniston Pumas

Jennifer Aniston Will Birth As Many Movies as Possible Before Her Expiration Date | Also: Charlie Day Alert!

Jennifer Aniston the Latest Victim of the Adam Sandler Curse | "Just Go For It" Trailer

Jennifer Garner Signs on to Butter

Jennifer Garner and Anna Faris Set for "The Bachelorette Party"

Jennifer Garner's 'Butter' Trailer: 'Drop Dead Gorgeous' Meets 'Election' Meets High Cholesterol

Jennifer Lawrence Denies This Is Her Backside, Continues to Be Crazy Terrific

Jennifer's Body Red Band Trailer

Jenny, I Sure Do Miss Your Pajiba

Jeremy Renner Attached to "Raven," Circles "Battleship"

Jeremy Renner Mad Max

Jeremy Renner Might Be Hawkeye In The Avengers

Jeremy Renner Talks Hawkeye and The Avengers | Thank God, No Purple

Jerry Seinfeld's Next Show Takes Tedium to a Whole New Exhilarating Level

Jersey Shore Promo

Jessica Alba Set for The Insiders

Jessica Biel in F****ing Engaged

Jesus Christ Gets His Own Sitcom. It Had to Happen Eventually | Pajiba Whip-Its

Jesus, Baldwin. The Earnest Shill Freaks Me Out | Alec Baldwin Pitches for Wegman's

Jim Carrey as The Beaver

Jim Carrey, Benicio Del Toro, and Sean Penn in Three Stooges

Jimmy Fallon Hosts the Emmys and Gwyneth Paltrow Does Something That May Make You Hate Her Less

Jimmy Kimmel on Jay Leno's Show

Joaquin Phoenix Raps

Joe Johnston Discusses Captain America Movie

Joe Johnston and Captain America News

Joe Wright to Direct Hanna

Joel McHale and Chevy Chase Verbally Spar | Plus Four News Items You May Have Vague a Passing Interest In

John Barrowman Is Set to Host the Summer's Biggest Television Sh*tshow

John Carpenter Adapting Darkchylde | She Looks So Good In Red, American Nightmare Running Scared

John Carpenter To Direct Fangland | Today In Hollywood Word Jumble

John Carter Of Mars Casting

John Cusack Is Jack

John Cusack's The Raven: Now THAT is a Movie Poster

John Dillinger Was Killed Behind That Theater In A Hail Of Pajibas

John Goodman Joins Fox's "The Station"

John Hughes Obituary

John Hughes' Grisbys Go Broke Script in Development

John Krasinski Eyes "Something Borrowed"

John Moore Talks Fellatio

Johnny Depp Sean Penn Three Stooges

Johnny Depp To Adapt "The Night Stalker" With Edgar Wright For Disney?

Johnny Depp to Direct Keith Richards Doc

Johnny Knoxville Developing a Hitman Comedy with Tracy Morgan

Jolie Replaces Theron In The Tourist

Jon & Kate Get a Divorce

Jon Chu to Direct GI Joe 2

Jon Cryer To CBS Execs: "Dude, Where's My Hugh Grant?"

Jon Favreau Out of Iron Man 3 | This Isn't My First Rodeo, Mr. Stark

Jon Favreau, Seth Green, Michael Dougherty, Orci & Kurtzman Working on Sci-Fi Television Series - "Ex-Comm"

Jon Hamm Being Considered for Superman? | Get out of my Fortress of Solitude, You Whore

Jon Hamm Would Prefer It If You Didn't Talk About His Penis Anymore

Jon Hamm's Perv-Stache and 5 More Things You Need to Know In Order to Maintain Your Status as an Informed TV Viewer

Jon Stewart Appears on Bill O'Relly's Show

Jon Stewart Thanks Boston For "Inspiring and Solidifying My Belief in Humanity and the People of this Country"

Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show" Achieves a Ratings First | NBC Also Sh*tcans JJ Abrams' Spy Drama

Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Conan O'Brien Dance-Off | Because the Almighty Godtopus Loves You

Jonah Hex First Images Brolin

Jonah Hex Movie Poster

Jonah Hill Boards Moneyball

Jonah Hill Cast in "The Sitter"

Jonah Hill's "21 Jump Street" Remake

Jonas Brothers Walter the Farting Dog

Jonathan Levine Set to Directo The Sitter

Jonathan Levine and Anna Kendrick Join "I'm with Cancer"

Jonathan Levine's 50/50 Movie Poster

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Announces New Television Show, Charms the Pants Off Our Asses

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Needs a Band-Aid | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Transforms Into A Young Bruce Willis For Looper

Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Hersher

Joseph Gordon-Levitt on "SNL"

Joseph Gordon-Levitt's "SNL" Promos Will Make You Happy in Your Happy Place

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Juno Temple Cast In The Dark Knight Rises

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Action Star. On a Bike | What's Better than JGL in a Suit? JGL without a Suit

Josh Duhamel in Life as We Know It

Josh Holloway Cast In MI:4 | Your Mission Is To Put Your Shirt Back On

Joss Whedon Bids on Terminator Franchise

Joss Whedon Is Totally Selling Out by Making Yet Another Contemporary Remake

Joss Whedon Returns to TV On a Network That's Not Fox and With a Show No One Would Dare Cancel

Joss Whedon's Magical Mystery Tour Continues Unabated With A "Timeless Romance"

Joss Whedon's Official Cabin in the Woods Movie Poster is Neat-O

Joss Whedon's Spectacularly Shakespearean "Much Ado About Nothing" Trailer Has Arrived

Juan Carlos Fresnadillo to Direct Bioshock

Judd Apatow Wants A Best Comedy Oscar Category, Dreams Of Own "King Of The World" Speech

Judd Apatow Will Create a Sideways Universe for "Knocked Up" | Will Jonah Hill Return as a Completely Different Person?

Judd Apatow's 'This is 40' Trailer: Welcome to the Back 9, Life's Sloppy Seconds

Jude Law Was the Perfect Male... | Under the Skin Finds Perfect Female Alien

Judge Dredd Remake

Judge Dredd Writer Announced

Judy Garland Biopic Starring Judy Garland

Judy Greer I'm With Stupid

Julia Roberts and Tom Hanks Team for Larry Crowne

Juno Temple's Role In The Dark Knight Rises Revealed, What The Hell Is Superman Wearing, And Other Superheroic Crap For You To Choke On

Just Add a Quiet Score, and This First Image from Terrence Malick's Follow-Up to TREE OF LIFE is Also the First Half Hour of the Film

Just Another Masturbatory Pajiba Column

Just Because You're So Cliched, It Don't Mean You Won't Get Paid: Trade News Roundup

Just How Important Is Celebrity Nudity? Would You Watch A Movie On The Off Chance You Might See Amanda Seyfried Naked?

Just How Much Food is In 6,000 Calories? | And Why Is Hugh Jackman Eating that Much Per Day?

Just Pretend | The Tourist Trailer

Just Stop

Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Pajiba

Just When You Thought You Couldn't Adore Michael Fassbender More, You Find Out He Sings

Justin Bieber Looking To Remake Fear. In a Related Story, I'm Looking to Punch Justin Bieber in the Chest Repeatedly

Justin Long Gay Marries Mike White | Punish the Gays! Let Them Marry!

Justin Timberlake and Molly Shannon Join Bad Teacher

Karate Kid Remake

Karate Kid Remake First Images

Karate Kid Remake Not a Remake

Karate Kids Trailer #2

Karen Gillan Named 2012's Scottish Fashion Icon, Apparently Before They Saw This Photo

Karl Urban Offered Judge Dredd | Will Karl Urban Be The Law?

Kasdan to Direct Bad Teacher

Kat Dennings In Thor

Kate Beckinsale to Do Underworld 4

Kate Beckinsale's Epic Butt Introduces Epic Teaser for Eventual Epic Total Recall Trailer

Kate Winslet to Play Mildred Pierce

Katee Sackhoff Joins Dick Wolf's "Lost and Found" Pilot

Katherine Heigl Set to Walk Down the Aisle in "He's the One"

Katherine Heigl Turns Down Valentine's Day

Katherine Heigl in One For The Money

Kathryn Bigelow Attached to "Held by the Taliban"

Katie Holmes Is A Slutty Pumpkin And Now There's Photographic Evidence

Katy Perry Will Host SNL. Host, Not Sing. Host. HOST. (Bwuh?)

Keanu Reeves In Jekyll and Hyde

Keanu Reeves Ronin 47

Keanu Reeves in Henry's Crime

Keanu Reeves' "Passengers" Gets Greenlight, Director

Keep Your Dirty Hands Off Of My Mr. Fred Rogers, Hollywood!

Keep Your Eyes On the Road, Your Hands Upon the Wheel

Kegels Make My Pajiba Nice and Strong

Keith Richards Centerpiece of New Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Teaser Poster

Ken Burns Criticizes Sarah Palin

Kenneth Branagh to Direct Thor

Kentucky Fried Pajiba

Kevin Clash, the Voice of Elmo, Accused of Sleeping with an Underage Boy

Kevin Costner In Zack Snyder's Superman

Kevin Costner Is Only Good In Westerns and Baseball Movies, So It's A Good Thing Tarantino's Django Unchained Is The Former

Kevin Costner Returns to Westerns

Kevin James Joins Vince Vaughn in "Your Cheating Heart"

Kevin James is Funny Because He's Fat. GET IT? BECAUSE HE'S FAT

Kevin James, Adam Sandler, Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah | Plus 3 Other News Items of Vague Passing Interest

Kevin Reilly Fox Network

Kevin Smith Discusses His Relationship with the Internet

Kevin Smith Discusses Working with Bruce Willis

Kevin Smith Is a Giant F**king P*ssy | How the "Red State" Director Needs to Grow a Pair and Stand Behind His Movie

Kevin Smith Makes a Porno

Kevin Smith Seeking Internet Financing for "Red State"

Kevin Smith Takes a Implicit Dig at Zach Braff's Kickstarter Campaign

Kevin Smith Talks About Not Talking About It

Kevin Smith Worming His Way Back Into Our Good Graces? | No More Cop Outs, Snootches

Kevin Smith to Begin Filming Shoot Somebody

Kick-Ass to Kick Off Opening Night of SxSW 2010

Killing Is My Business, And Business Is Good: Assassin's Creed Coming To The Big Screen

Killing Yourself to Live Movie

Kim Kardashian "Sums Up Everything That Is Wrong with Society," Says Woman Without Her Own Reality Show

King Dork Seth Gordon

Kinky, But Not Hideous: Kate Winslet and Josh Brolin Heat Up Labor Day

Klaatu Verata Nicto! Red Band Trailers Are Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy

Klaatu. Barada. Pajiba!

Kneel Before Zod...For Real This Time: Michael Shannon Cast In Man Of Steel

Knight and Day Trailer

Knight and Day Trailer #2 | I Feel Like Stripping Down To My Underpants and Singing Brand New Day

Knights of Badassdom Will Probably Never Be Released

Kobe Doin' Work Trailer

Koontz's Frankenstein Being Developed

Korean Jesus Heard Your Prayers: '21 Jump Street' Gets A Sequel, Plus More Movie News

Kris Allen Wins "American Idol"

Kristen Bell Stars in You Again

Kristen Bell in Burlesque

Kristen Stewart Cut From the Snow White and the Huntsman Franchise; Stewart's Expression Remains Unchanged

Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett

Kristen Wiig: Clown Prostitute! | Pajiba Whip Its

Kristy Swanson Wants In On Buffy Reboot | Oh That's Just Fantastic

Kung Fu Panda Writers Hired For Candyland Movie: Prepare For Suffering

Kung Fu Treachery! | "Black Dynamite" coming to Adult Swim

Kurtzman and Orci Have Broken Star Trek

LEGO Movie News

LIttle Shop of Horrors Remake

LaBeouf Drops Out of Y:The Last Man

Labor Pains Trailer

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, I'm Just a Caveman. I Fell on Some Ice and Later Got Thawed Out by Some of Your Scientists. Your Pajiba Frightens and Confuses Me!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Your Winnie Cooper Fantasy Post | Whip Its

Lance Armstrong Biopic in Development

Lance Henriksen Says To Look For A Millennium Movie Soon

Landry And Tyra Dump Wonder Woman's Corpse Into The River

Lanterns, Avengers, Call Of Duty, Buffy And Danny F*cking Trejo: Trade News To Make Your Nerd Bits Tingle

Lark Voorhies, 'Saved by the Bell's' Lisa Turtle, Is Not Having a Good Decade

Lars Von Trier Banned from Cannes

Last Chance Pajiba T-Shirts

Last Train From Hiroshima

Lat Den Ratte Komma Trailer

Late Night Rambling on Where the Wild Things Are

Late Night Show Videos

Late Night Wars Part 3,012

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Debut

Late Night with Pajiba

Latest Ghostbusters 3 Casting Rumors As Likely As Any of the Other Rumors

Lauren Holly and Christina Hendricks

Laurence Fishburne Cast in Man of Steel; Will Play Guy Who Beats Down Zack Snyder Whenever He Gets the Urge to Use a Slo-Mo Sequence

Laurence Fishburne In Talks to Join the Cast of Soderbergh's "Contagion"

Lawrence Taylor broke my Pajiba

Lea Thompson A Town Called Malice

Leave Me Out | New Let Me In Clip

Len Wiseman to Direct Nocturne

Lena Headey Cast In Judge Dredd | Lena Headey Cares Not For The Law

Lena Headey Joins A Game of Thrones

Leno Expected to Move Back to 11:30; Conan To Get a Half Hour Bump

Leonardo Da Vinci Gets Television Series: No Turtles In Sight

Leonardo Da Vinci: Renaissance Man, Super Hero

Leonardo DiCaprio Eying "Prisoners"

Lessons in Bland Marketing: Which Two of these Hobbit Images are "Official"?

Let Me In Movie Poster

Let the Invasion Begin

Let the Music Play! Down in Pajiba Rock!

Let's God It Up

Let's Look At The First Picture Of Captain America's Winter Ass: Photo Roundup

Let's Milk the Crap Outta This Thing

Let's Name Admin's Baby

Let's Overthink Our Way Through These Bad Ass New 'Doctor Who' Images

Let's Play Mad Libs! | Casting News for "Killer Elite"

Let's Take a Tour: News From Around the Old World

Let's Try and Take a Calm, Reasoned Common Sense Approach to The Tasteless Tweet From "The Onion"

Let's play a game of whisper down the Pajiba

Lethal Weapon 5 Movie

Lethal Weapon, The Wild Bunch, Westworld Reboots | More Reboots than a Used Shoe Store

Letterman Apologizes for Palin Jokes

Letterman Defends Leno

Letterman's Ratings Rise; Leno, Conan Struggle

Liberace Is F*cking Matt Damon: Trade News Photos Ahoy!

Life As We Know It Katherine Heigl

Life is Like a Box of Pajibas

Life is a Cabaret Burlesque | First Look at Christina Aguilera in Burlesque

Life of Pi Ang Lee

Like Any Good Reunion, These "Freaks and Geeks" Photos Will Make You Feel Your Age

Like Lemmings to the Sea, So Shall Betty White Lead the Elderly to Punk Punks

Like The Historian Without the Historical Accuracy: Starz Making "Dracula" Television Series

Like, OMG! Pajiba is Sooo Fetch

Lindsay Lohan Slips a Nip Filming Liz Taylor Biopic, and NOW I See the Resemblance

Lindsay Lohan to Star In The Other Side

Lindsey Lohan Puts Gun to Head, Beckons Internet to Beg Her to Put It Down Crickets

Linklater to Direct Liars (A-E)

Lionsgate Buys Buried at Sundance

Lionsgate to Aquire Rights to Terminator

Listing Every Potential Male Dual Casting Combination That Could Possibly Be More Obnoxious than Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber

Little Boxes Made of Ticky Tacky and They All Look Just the Same | Peter Hedges to Bring "The Heights" To The Big Screen

Little Fockers Confirmed

Live Like You're Dying

Live Long and Pajiba

Live Long and Prosper

Lives Of The Saints Casting | This Week In Hollywood Word Jumble: Casting Edition

Lizzy Caplan and Michael Sheen Will Star in a Showtime Series About Sex. WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?

Lock the Bitch in the Pajiba

Lone Scherfig to Direct "One Day"

Look At Me, I'm A Prickly Pajiba

Look At That Blubber Fly! | Running Fatboy Running Free At Comic-Con 2010

Look at Everything You're Missing Because You're Not at Comic-con, Losers!

Lookout Xenu Followers! | Paul Haggis to Expose Scientology

Looks like I used "You're Pajiba'ed!" as a headline one week too soon

Lord of the Rings Lawsuit Settled

Lorenzo di Bonaventura Bringing Back Pet Semetary

Lost Boys 3 Coming to DVD

Lost Boys: The Thirst Trailer

Lost Season 6 Promo

Louder than Bombs | Christopher Walken and the Beefy Boys Try to Kill the Irishman

Louis Leterrier May Pursue "Y: The Last Man" | Please Don't

Louis Leterrier on "The Iron Fist"? Marvel Dicks Over Favreau? Question Mark

Lousy Horror Movie Roundup

Lousy News Miscellany | If There's Anything You Love, This Post Decapitates It

Love the Beast Trailer

Lucky Pajiba

Lunch Lady Poehler

Lynn Shelton May Direct "Then We Came to the End"

M. Night Appropriately Suggests a Reporter Might Consider Killing Herself | ... and the Faith is Temporarily Resurrected

M. Night Shyamalan May Finally Become Self-Aware In One Thousand A.E.

MLB to Air Reality Series Following the Phillies' Bullpen

MPAA Asks FCC to Vote Down a la Carte Cable Channels

MTV Moves Forward with American Remake of "Skins" | "Then came the day MTV blew us away...."

MTV VMA Winners

MTV to Remake "Dawn of the Dead" as a TV Series

MTV's "The Challenge - Cutthroat" Premieres Tonight | One Bad Apple Can Spoil A Bushel

MTV's 2010 Movie Awards Nominations | Betty White Will Choke a Vampire

MacGruber Movie

MacGruber Movie Test Screening Review

MacGruber Takes It All Off. And I Mean "All"

MacHeads Trailer

Macgyver Movie

Machete Character Posters Will Beat Your Ass | ¿Quien Es Mas Macho?

Machete Danny Trejo

Mad Max 4 Anime

Mad Max Roundup

Mad, Bad and Dangerous to Know: Quirkalicious Torchwood News

Magazine Publisher Stuns Thousand Of Teenage Girls! Makes Them Cry! Touches Them In Awful Ways! | OK! Magazine Sales Up Almost As High As The Suicide Rates Among Teens

Maguire Joins The Details

Maid in Pajiba

Maine International Film Festival 2009

Major League Sequel

Makes Me Feel Mighty Real: Farrell, Walken, Rockwell and Rourke Join McDonagh's Psychopaths

Making the Most of What Equipment He Has? Gosling in Talks to Wear a Mask and Ride with Depp

Malibu, Lace, Blaze and Pajiba

Man Camp Seth Gordon

Mandatory Pajiba Hipster Update: Focus Features Picks Up Wes Anderson's Moonrise Kingdom

Mapplethorpe Movie

Mara Sisters Cast in High-Profile Roles

Marc Webb Confirmed as Director of the New Spider-Man Trilogy

Marc Webb Directs New Weezer Video

Marc Webb Frontrunner to Direct "Spider-Man" Reboot

Marcus Nispel Attached to Conan the Barbarian

Marion Cotillard Cast In The Dark Knight Rises

Marion Cotillard Is About To Break Bat-Fans' Hearts, But She'll Look Fabulous Doing It

Mark Hamill In Talks to Return to the "Star Wars" Franchise, And Guess Who Is Bringing His Go Bag to "Parks and Recreation"?

Mark Monroe Developing a Formula One Documentary

Mark Romanek -- Voices; Jonathon Levine -- Warm Bodies

Mark Ruffalo Added to Pennsylvania's Terror Watch List | You Stay Classy Pennsylvania

Mark Strong To Play Sinestro In Green Lantern

Mark Wahlberg Hates Those F*cking Trees | Plus, 5 Other News Items You May Have a Vague Passing Interest In

Mark Wahlberg In Talks For The Raven

Mark Wahlberg Offered Role The Crow Remake | So You're Him, Huh? The Avenger. The Killer Of Killers

Mark Wahlberg To Star In Broken City | I'm The Guy Who Does His Job. You Must Be The Other Guy

Mark Your Calendars: Valentine's Day 2013 Will Be A Good Day To Die Hard

Marley and Me Spoilers

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Marlon Wayans To Play Richard Pryor

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Martin Sheen and Sally Field Join Spider-Man | Plus Three Other Trade Items You Probably Only Have a Vague Passing Interest In

Martin Short, Not Dave Foley, Will Be Marshall's New Boss in Season 7 of "How I Met Your Mother"

Marvel Hits the Big Time: The Small Screen

Marvel Movies Roundup

Marvel's Next New Action Superhero Will Be Played by Andy Dwyer

Marvel/Avengers Update

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Mary J. Blige in I Can Do Bad All By Myself

Mary Jane Watson Will Likely Have Freckles and Dark Eyeliner | The Heart of Fanboy Nation Does a Backflip

Masi Oka Pens "The Defenders"

Mass Effect 3 Extended Cut Is A Mere Relay Jump From Invading Earth

Master and Commander Sequel in the Works

Mastodon on Jonah Hex Score

Matarese Circle Tom Cruise

Matt Damon Cameo on Entourage

Matt Damon Pissy About the Bourne-less "Bourne" Sequel | Can You Blame the Guy?

Matt Damon Sticks Foot in Mouth, Chews It Off at the Ankle

Matt Perry, Thomas Lennon, FlashForward, Lauren Graham TV

Matt Smith May Be Leaving Doctor Who: Who's Quitting?

Matt Smith is Returning for Another Season of "Doctor Who," But Not So Fast Amy Pond and Rory

Matt Smith to be New Doctor Who

Mattel Developing a "Monster High" Horror Musical

Matthew McConaughey Loses Shocking Amount of Weight, Commits Mass Genocide on Lady Boners

Matthew Vaughn Wants to Direct Bloodshot | It's a Transformation With an Urge to Kill

Matthew Weiner Kicked to the Curb?

Max Payne Trailer

Max Steel Movie

May 2013 Television Season and Series Finale Calendar

May As Well Hire Someone with Time Travel Experience | Jason O'Mara in talks for "Terra Nova"

May The Bigger Man Win: Ant-Man Hits Comic-Con

May The Odds Be Ever In His Favor: Francis Lawrence to Direct "Catching Fire"

Maybe "Rigga-Digga-Doo: The Movie"? | Jack Black to Re-Unite with Director Richard Linklater

Maybe I'll Just Sit Here and Bleed at You (Pajiba)

McConaughey Takes A Shot At Legitimacy, Still Comes Off A Little Sleazy (And Yet, It Works): Trailer And First Clip Of Killer Joe

McG Dazzles Us with His Vocabulary

McG Set to Direct Spring Awakening

McG Wants To Make Terminator 5 & 6

McG in Talks to Direct "This Means War"

McG is Circling "R.I.P.D." Starring Ryan Reynolds

Me, I'd Go After Mom and Dad | Jeremy Renner and Noomi Rapace Join Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

Meatballs Remake

Media Companies Doing Stupid Things? Must be Thursday.

Medieval Times: Feast Your Eyes Upon the Unholy Union of Movie and Restaurant

Meet Pa Jiiba ... His Boy, Elroy

Meet The New Boss | "Lost" Epilogue Teaser

Meet the (Focking) Pajibas

Megan Fox Esquire Video

Megan Fox Jennifer's Body

Megan Fox Puts on Pants, Olivia Wilde Changes, and Keri Russell Unzips

Megan Fox and Mickey Rourke Passions Play

Megan Fox on the Set of Jonah Hex

Megan Fox's Replacement for Transformers 3 Is .... This Made Up Person

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Mel Gibson Beaver Images

Mel Gibson Circling the Beaver

Mel Gibson DiCaprio Flick to be Completely in Norse

Mel Gibson Edge of Darkness

Mel Gibson Gets a Defender, and Ed Norton Takes the High Road | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

Mel Gibson Joins Shane Black's "Cold Warrior"

Mel Gibson Need Not Apply | Zombieland 2 Hunting Down a Hero

Mel Gibson to Direct DiCaprio Viking Film

Melissa McCarthy as Divine Is Both Amazing and Terrifying

Meow! | True Blood's Sookie and Tara Catfight with a Side of Lafayette

Mercy Flush: All the VH1 News in One Convenient Place

Merman Movie

Meryl Streep in the "Arthur" Remake?

Michael Ausiello

Michael Bay Cereal Commercial

Michael Bay Has A "Passion Project," And It Isn't A Hot Chick In Front Of A Wall Of Explosions

Michael Bay I Am Number Four

Michael Cera Flips His Lid

Michael Cera's Precious Little Pajiba

Michael Fassbender Naked

Michael Fassbender Will Seriously Creep Your Sh*t Out

Michael Jackson: The Movie

Michael Jordan Biopic

Michael Moore Documentary Released in the Fall

Michael Scott's Replacement on "The Office" Very Well Could Be ...

Michael Sheen Joins New Moon

Michael Sheen in Twilight and Tron

Michel Gondry Directing Green Hornet

Mickey Rourke Cast as Conan's Father?

Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2

Mickey Rourke in War of the Gods, Ron Perlman in Conan

Mickey Rourke in Wrestlemania

Midnight Run Sequel Being Developed

Mike Myers Signs Up For Austin Powers 4: Wherein I Predict Your Collective Reactions

Mike Skinner To Direct Feature Film | The Lights Are Blinding My Eyes

Mike White Enlightened

Miley Cyrus The Last Song

Miley Gets a Franchise! Miley Gets a Franchise! | All Hail Godtopus! Dreams Do Come True!

Milk Trailer Sean Penn

Mini Exclusives on Samantha Bee, Carey Mulligan, and Josh Peck | Samantha Bee Gets Her Man

Miramax Producing, But Probably Will Never Greenlight, Sequels to Clerks III, Rounders, Bad Santa

Miramax, Day One, Chris Rock

Mischief. Mayhem. Pajiba.

Miss Penthouse Close Those Legs

Mitch Hurwitz Has Cried Wolf So Many Times that Even the Wolf Is Telling Him to Shut the F*ck Up

Mmm...Tastes Like Death: Showtime Adapting Chew

Mo Pajibas Mo Problems

Moby Dick ... IN SPACE!

Moby Dick the Movie

Modern Family Has Massive Premiere

Modern Hamlet with Hirsch

Money Fight!: Why We No Longer Need "The Simpsons"

Moneyball Movie Pitt

Moneyball Update

Monopoly Movie

Monopoly the Movie, Bradbury Miniseries

Moonrise Kingdom Trailer: Another Wes Anderson Movie You'll Openly Hate but Secretly Adore

More Battleship News

More Comic Book Movie Updates | You're Finally Getting The Green Lantern You Wanted

More Deadpool in Wolverine Movie

More Giant Robot Movies: Gale Anne Hurd's Gaiking

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More Marvel News

More Meat for the Grinder | Dave Koechner, Others Join Cast of "Final Destination 5"

More Proof That Charlize Theron Is A Goddess, As If You Needed Any

More X-Men Casting News: Ratnerfucking II? | Matthew Vaughn's Mutantpalooza Continues

More to Love FOX Show

Morena Baccarin to Star in V Remake

Morsels of Pajiba

Mortal Kombat Web Series Coming | The Movie We Wanted Isn't Happening... But There's Still Good News (For Once)

Mourning the Death of Television

Movie Bloggers Are Giant F**king Dorks | Secret JJ Abrams Trailer (Ooooh)

Movie Movie

Movie Poster Airbrush Mystery: Is That Nicole Kidman or Naomi Watts?

Movie Stills from Where the Wild Things Are

Movies That Will Never, Ever Happen No Matter What Anybody Says Part XLVIII

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Mr. Pajiba, Don't Make Me Angry

Mr. Show with Pajiba and Godtopus

Mr. and Mrs. Smith Sequel/Reboot in the Works

Mud On Your Face, You Big Disgrace, Waving Your Depp All Over The Place: "The Lone Ranger" Trailer

Mutant Dinklage is the Best Kind: Peter Dinklage Joins X-Men V

My Bloody Valentine 3-D Movie Poster

My Confidence in This Adaptation Is Going in the Direction of the Enemy's Gate: Ender's Game Updates

My Dream of Seeing Fat Kilmer Play Boss Hogg in the Dukes of Hazzard Is Inching Ever Closer to Reality

My Emotions!: The 'Elysium' Robot Calls Me Ugly and 5 Other Pop Culture Pieces.

My Favorite Ginger

My Little Runaway

My Name Is ... My Name Is ... Pajiba!

My Name Is Plain Jane Pajiba

My Name is Bruce Movie

My Pajiba Curves to the Left

My Pajiba Gets Icy In The Winter

My Pajiba Has Soul, and It's Superbad

My Secret Crush on the T-Mobile Girl is Vindicated: Carly Foulkes To Play Retro Girl in "Powers" Adaptation

My Super Psycho Sweet 16

My Super Sweet 16 Slasher Soul Train Movie

My two front Pajibas

Mystery Science Pajiba

Mystique - X-Men vs. First Class: Same Hairline, Different Hue

NBA Cancels First Two Weeks of Season

NBC Announces Renewals

NBC Announces Their Fall Schedule And It's Cruel. Cruel, Cruel, Cruel.

NBC Cancels Enemy and Jungle

NBC Developing Wizard of Oz TV Show

NBC Keeps Two Actors Off Scrubs Season Finale

NBC Makes Bad Decisions | Here Are Some Examples

NBC Orders "Outsourced" and "Love Bites" | India is Different Than Us

NBC Orders Pilot from J.J. Abrams and Alfonso Cuaron

NBC Orders The Event | I Would Watch Željko Ivanek Do Just About Anything

NBC Renews "Chuck" And Other Pre-Upfronts News | TV Whip Its

NBC Renews "Chuck" for a Third Season

NBC Sells Out With A Dane Cook Sitcom Shocker (Read Between The Lines)

NBC Shakes Up Its Primetime Lineup

NBC Yanks "Kings" Again

NBC's "Community" Will Not Be Cancelled This Season | Not Even Hilary Duff Can Derail Troy and Abed

NBC's "Revolution" Is The Highest-Rated Network Disappointment in Years!

NBC's "The Cape" Crusade | This Show Might Actually Fly

NBC's 2008-2009 Schedule

NBC's Fall Shows

NBC's Leno Move Could Be a Game Changer

NO! NO! NO!

Nailing Your Wife

Name that Celebrity's Religion

Naomi Watts Signs On to Dream House

Natalie Portman Joins Thor

Natalie Portman Set to Star in Stoner Road Comedy

Natalie Portman Signs on to Pride Prejudice and Zombies

Natalie Portman in Thor

Nathan Fillion Joins James Gunn's "Super"

Nathan Fillion as Captain America?

Nathon Fillion's Butt

Naughty Moms, Good Girls, A Porn Star, and A Few Dudes: Set Photo Time!

Near, Far, Wherever You Are (Not): Is The Dark Knight Rises IMAX Prologue Playing In Your City?

Neil Gaiman Reads New Story For Charity

Neil Gaiman's "American Gods" Coming to HBO

Neil Patrick Harris Cast in "Smurfs" Movie

Neil Patrick Harris' Halloween Family Portrait Makes the Rest of Us Look Bad

Neill Blomkamp Interview

Neither Rickman, Nor Diaz, Nor Firth Can Keep Their Pants on in the Trailer for the Coens-Scripted 'Gambit'

Nell Gone Bad | Images from Lucky McKee's The Woman

Nemo Movie Gets New Writer

Nerd Alert: Pottermore Revealed! And Watch All 8 Harry Potter Movies at an AMC Theater Near You

Nerd Niblets | Emma Frost, Paul Bettany, and Bruce Campbell Is Absolutely Delicious

Netflix Borrows Pile of Money, Says Nothing is Wrong

Netflix Continues to Completely Destroy Itself One Misstep At a Time

Netflix Does Something Right: Pop-Pop Gets Some Advertising?

Netflix Loses Another Round, This Time to Amazon

Networks & DVRs

Neve Campbell In Scream 4

Never Play The Guessing Game With Christopher Nolan: Gordon-Levitt and Cotillard's Dark Knight Rises Roles Revealed

Neverending Story Remake at Warner Bros.

Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman

New Captain America: The First Avenger Poster Proves They Had Bronzer Back in the 1940s

New "Man of Steel" Logo Will Make One Gentleman a Mighty Fine Belt Buckle Someday

New "Star Trek" Series? Because the Internet Was Built for Rumors

New "Walking Dead" Teaser Is Like a Feather Tickler to Your Zombie Ass

New 'Justice League' Rumor Provokes Nerd Excitement Mingled with the Acknowledgement of Likely Disappointment!

New 'Mad Men' Set Photos Suggest Style Is About to Transform from Classy to Ghastly

New 'Man of Steel' Trailer: Man, That Superman Is One Introspective Motherf***er

New 'Oz: The Great and Powerful' Poster So Bad It Can't Possibly Be Real

New AMC Series Orders: The Spies of George Washington and the 1980s Computer Industry

New Altitude Images | Cthulhu Hates Airplanes

New Amazon Instant Video Service Allows Prime Members Free Access to Movies They'd Never Pay to See

New Anchorman 2 Teaser Trailer is Totally Different from that Other Anchorman 2 Teaser Trailer

New Bram Stoker Stories Published: Family Still Denies He Is Immortal

New Breaking Dawn Image Reveals the Quiet Before the Unholy Rabid Fetal Vampire Rips Through Bella's Vagina

New Breaking Dawn Image: Edward Attempts to Impress Bella by Pulling a Quarter Out of Her Ear

New Captain America Images | Trying To Tame The American Horse

New Casting Possibilities for PP&Z, New Adam Sandler Projects, and the Next "Scream"? | Notes from the Hollywood Cog

New Dark Knight Rises Poster Will Melt the Motherf*cking Cowl Off Your Face

New Details on a Super-Duper Secret Lindelof Script And 7 More Pieces Of Pop Culture Particulars To Start Your Week Off Right

New Details on the Battleship Movie

New Doctor Who Logo

New Green Lantern Character Posters | Oh, Suck It

New Harlan Coben Novel Lands an Ackman of Enormous Proportions

New Image The Amazing Spider-man: Spidey Pops a Squat in Mid-Air

New Images from "Happy Endings" Suggests Season Three Will Be Fro-Tastic!

New Images from Conan the Ab Destroyer: I Love a Man With a Shiny Pair of Boobs

New Images: Which Character Has the Most Alien Features? The Lead Female in Transformers 3 or Green Lantern's Kilowog

New Inception Poster: Fun with Geometry

New Iron Man 2 Poster

New J.R.R. Tolkien Book: The Fall of Arthur

New Kick-Ass Clip

New Photos of Thor, Conan The Hall Of Asgard, Sneering Barbarians, and... Some Very Impressive Abs

New Promo Images from The Dark Knight Rises Look Decidedly ... Promotional

New Red Band Kristen Bell Trailer Features a Lot of Topless Women (None of Whom Are Kristen Bell)

New Robocop Film Still Being Made, Gets Worse Every Day

New Rule: If You Have $10 Million in the Bank, You Cannot Ask Me to Fund Your Movie, Zach Braff

New Rule: If You Play a High School Student, I Don't Care How Old You Are: Keep Your Clothes On

New Slang | A Word or Two From (and For) the Editor of Variety

New Snow White and the Huntsman Trailer: Way More Bad Ass than Previously Believed

New Star Trek Shatner

New Thor Poster And Trailer | How We Calmed The Tides Of War... We Are Your Overlords

New Torchwood Characters Revealed | There's Amerikanski in my British Soup

New Trailer for Tarantino's 'Django Unchained' Is Gleeful, Violent, and Gleefully Violent

New Tron Legacy Trailer | The Music Is Reason Enough

New Twilight Image Leaves Panties Surprisingly Dry

New Writers For Uncharted

New, Better Images For X-Men: First Class | Now We're Cooking With Plasma Blasts

Newly Released Recorded Phone Call Gets to the Root of the Dan Harmon/Chevy Chase Feud

News Alert! News Alert! Rainbow Killer Says Something Redemptive | Wait, Heigl Has an Image Problem?

News From E3 2009, Day 1

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News: Spider-Man, Captain America Casting News

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News: X-Men First Class, Spider-Man Casting Updates

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Newsweek Done Messed with the Wrong "Queens" | Ryan Murphy Issues the Latest "F**k You!" to Ramin Setoodeh

Next Up - Video Game Movie Reboots!: Stop Trying To Make Video Game Movies Happen.

Nic Cage Has Fallen on Hard Times

Nic Cage in Drive Angry

Nick Cave Rewriting The Crow Remake | A Dark And Grim Force Set Sail

Nick Hornby How to Be Good Update

Nicolas Refn Abandons "Jekyll" in Favor of "Drive"

Nicole Kidman 8th Wonder

Nicole Kidman Names Most Useless Celebrity

Nicole Kidman, Aaron Eckhart Down the Rabbit Hole

Nielson Ratings Week of September 20th

Nielson Ratings Week of September 28, 2009

Nigeria Bans District 9

Night of the Living Dead Remake in 3D

Nightmare on Elm Street First Image

Nightmare on Elm Street Movie Poster and Stills

Nightmare on Elm Street Remake

Nightmare on Pajiba Street

Nightmares Really Do Come True! | Your Daily Palin

Ninja Assassin Movie

Nixon Goes to Utah

No Matter How Many Times I Tried, Johnny Depp Beat Me at the Staring Contest Every. Single. Time

No More "Heroes" | "Heroes" Gets Cancelled

No More Words | The Day Trailer

No New Star Wars, V Hiatus

No One Can Resist the Golden Lasso. It Compels Them to Tell ... the Pajiba!

No Star Trek for Old Men

No Weezing the Pa-jiba!

No You Suck! | "Movie" Movie Duo Targets a New Genre

No, FX and Charlie Sheen, I Will Not Manage My Anger

No, It Is Not 20 Years Ago, Arsenio Hall Just Has A New Show. Yes, You Are Old.

No, Mr. Bond. I Expect You To Die: Javier Bardem Will Try To Kill James Bond

Noah Baumbach To Rewrite Tower Heist

Noah News | Aronofsky Goes Biblical

Nobody Puts Iron Man in a Corner

Nobody Puts Pajiba in a Corner

Nolan No Joker | Joker Will Not Resurface in Batman Series

Not Another Teen Pajiba!

Not Even Memory-Erasing Adamantium Bullets Can Keep A Good Mutant Down: The Wolverine Is Back On

Not To Be Out Did By Glenn Beck, Victoria Jackson Is For Real And Has Her Own Web Show, Too

Not To Be Outdone By Fox, Adult Swim Announces Robot Chicken And Super Friends Team-Up

Not to Be Outdone by the other "Glee" Harlots, Jane Lynch Shows Ankle

Nothing But Trailers

Nothing Says Confidence Like a Clean Vagina | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

Nothing Says God of Thunder Like a F*cking iPhone Slurpee App

Nothing To Fear About The Man Without Fear: Daredevil Moves Back To Marvel Studios

Nothing but the Pajiba

Notorious Teaser Trailer

November's 10 Best DVD and Streaming Releases

Now Bring Them Down Like a Clock at Two | Starbuck's a Sexy Evil Genius

Now I Am Become Death, The Destroyer Of Worlds | Boom! Irredeemable/Incorruptible : Comic-Con 2010/Brian Prisco

Now That Paget Brewster Is Leaving "Criminal Minds" She Can Finally Claim Her Spot Among The Funniest Damn Women On The Planet

Nucky Thompson Is the Bigger Fish

Nuggets of Pajiba

OMG! OMG! 7,000 OMG!s | First Image from Kevin Smith's "Red State"

Obese and Top Chef Masters

Observe and Report Red Band Trailer Rogen

Octopajiba

Odds and Ends

Odette Yustman Picks Up Her Ass and Takes It To Television | News and Notes from the Small Screen

Odette Yustman's Ass Makes a Triumphant Return | Whippits

Odysseus Movie

Off the Pajiba, on the QT, and Very Hush-Hush

Oh Child... You Always Knock Me for a Loop! | First Image from Let Me In

Oh Frak off Fox! | "Locke & Key" Headed to the Small Screen

Oh Look, The Apocalypse: Farmville The Movie

Oh Look, Two Agents Are Getting Fired: Nick Frost and Rashida Jones in Cuban Fury

Oh Mickey, You Used To Be So Fine, But You've Lost Your Mind | Rourke Misses the Point

Oh Noes! Fred Willard Arrested for Spanking It in a Movie Theater

Oh Pajiba, My Pajiba

Oh You'll Never See My Shade or Hear the Sound of My Feet | True Blood Season 4 Details

Oh! Doomed Adaptations! Earthseed and Total Recall Reboot

Oh, Give It Up, Jim Levenstein. You Will NEVER Be Marshall Eriksen

Oh, Hey, Did You Know About This The Avengers Movie Based On The Marvel Comic Book That's Coming Out?

Oh, Sinestro Is Not Going to Like This At All | You Butt Out of It, Aquaman!

Oh, Wow! I Had No Idea Robert Pattinson Was Going to Play the Lead in "Mad Max: Fabulous Warrior"

Old Ladies and Gays Ruining American Television | The More Interesting but Unimportant Emmy Awards

Oldboy Remake

Oldboy Remake Dead

Oliver Stone Lined Up to Direct "The Savages"

Oliver Stone Signs On for Wall Street 2

Olivia Munn Chides Piers Morgan to His Face, Gains Respect of Last Remaining Munn Bashers

Olivia Munn Ruins Everything (But She Is Very Pretty) | And Thank God for Paul Rudd

Olivia Munn Will Try and Ruin Everything | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

On 'The Daily Show' Last Night, Robert Pattinson Was Painfully Charming In His First Interview Since His Break-Up with Kristen Stewart

On a Scale Of Terrible to God Awful, Rate These 17 New "Hobbit" Posters

On the 7th Day, God Invented Emu. Bradley Cooper Targeted for Alex Proyas' Paradise Lost

On the Run From Johnny Law.... Ain't No Trip to Pajiba

Once More, With Pajiba!

One Look at Henry Cavill as Superman and Ryan Reynolds Gave Up On Life

One More "The Office" Cast Member Quits; Two More to Follow?

One More Reason to Dig on "Sons of Anarchy" | Don't Sue the Bull Or You'll Get the Horns

One Of These Cast Members Of "The Walking Dead" May Not Survive The Season

One Of These Five People Will Be On "Community" This Season, Can You Guess Which One?

One of These 9 New Movie Posters Actually Makes Me Want to See the Movie. Can You Identify It? (Hint: It's Not the Ones with X in the Title)

One of the Few People In the World Too Cool for the Cover of the Rolling Stone is On the Cover of the Rolling Stone

One of these Five Trade Stories is Fully Guaranteed to Piss You Off

One, You Lock the Target: Magnolia Goes After Headhunters, Point Blank and von Trier's Melancholia

Ong Bak 2 Trailer

Only A Real Psycho Would Think The Bates Motel Is A Good Idea For A TV Show

Ooooooooh Pretty | First Look at Naomi Watts as Marilyn Monroe

Oowhee, Marie. Shake It, Shake It for Me | Industry News that Will Razz Your Berries

Open Graves Trailer

Optimus Prime Top Ten List

Or Not. Star Trek XII News | KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

Orci and Kurtman Produce Xombie

Oren Moverman to Direct Ramparts - Written by James Ellroy?

Original Back to the Future Promo Recreated with Michael J. Fox | So Bad Ass, I May Have Gotten a Nose Bleed

Oscar Expands Best Picture Race

Oscar Winning Director Hired to Fancy-Up the "Twilight" Series | But Why?

Oscar Winning Director Sam Mendes Is the Greatest Crappy Sentimental Commercial Director of the Week | And Clusterbombs Go off in Jane Lynch's Pants

Our Long National Nightmare Has Been Resurrected: Olivia Munn Returns to Television

Our Long National Nightmare is Over: Network Television Vanquishes Olivia Munn

Our Public Education System is Broken; We're Failing Our Kids | "Waiting for Superman" Trailer

Outland Remake

Oz: The Great and Powerful Full-Length Trailer: I Feel Nothing

Oz: The Great and Powerful Trailer: Looks Like Tim Burton Sucker Punched Sam Raimi on the Yellow Brick Road

P ... A ... J ... I ... B ... A ... PAJIBA!!!

Pacino Goes On Mercy Killing Spree | First Target: Barry Levinson

Pacino King Lear

Padma Lakshmi To Star in a Sitcom

Pagina

Pajiba Bottomed Girls

Pajiba Breaks the Emmy Nominations!

Pajiba Broadcasting Company

Pajiba Holes

Pajiba Love Bluths: 'Arrested Development' Gets Release Dates & Episode Names

Pajiba Mars

Pajiba Martin Graduates!

Pajiba Me Forever

Pajiba Porn

Pajiba Rears Its Ugly Head

Pajiba Salvation

Pajiba and Miri Make a Porno

Pajiba and the Infinite Sadness

Pajiba is a union town

Pajiba is as Pajiba Does

Pajiba shivers me timbers...

Pajiba the 13th

Pajiba the Barbarian

Pajiba! The Vampire Slayer

Pajiba's 2010 Comic-Con Coverage | More Than How Cool the Trailers Looked

Pajiba's Big Adventure

Pajiba, You Were the Bomb in Phantoms, Yo!

Pajiba: The Final Frontier

Pajibacats HOOO!

Pajibacon at SXSW

Pajibamania

Pajibas in the Night, Exchanging Clothing, Pajibas in my Pants ...

Pajibatainment Tonight

Pajibical Nightmare

Paley Fest 2009 Lineup

Panzer 88 Concept Art | From The Good Star Wars Producer -- Nazis! Tanks! Monsters!

Paramount Reeling in Catfish

Paranormal Activity

Paranormal Activity 2 Gets the Green Light

Paranormal Activity 3 Poster: Because Prequels are Always a Good Idea

Paranormal Activity 4 Trailer: The First Found Footage Film Made Up Entirely of Skype Sessions

Paranormal Activity Sequel, 2012 Sequel, Risk Movie

Parker Lewis Can't Lose DVD Release

Parker and Stone Are Coming to Broadway | My Heart's As Warm As A Baked Potato

Party Like It's 1977: Star Wars News

Passengers Trailer Anne Hathaway

Patrick Bateman Inspired by Tom Cruise

Patton Oswalt Defends Watchmen

Patton Oswalt Isn't The Hero Fox's "Animation Domination" Deserves, He's The One It Needs Right Now

Patton Oswalt's "Star Wars" Filibuster Inspires the Perfect Movie Poster

Paul Blart Mall Cop Trailer

Paul Blart Zookeeper

Paul Giamatti Joins Three Stooges

Paul Greengrass Quits the Bourne Franchise

Paul Movie

Paul Rudd Dancing GIFs

Paul Schneider is Leaving "Parks and Recreation," But Rob Lowe and Adam Scott are Excellent Consolation Prizes

Paul Shaffer May Be Leaving Letterman When His Contract Is Up

Paul W.S. Anderseon Castlevania & Resident Evil

Pearl Jam Twenty Trailer: It's Like Reducing the Last Two Decades of Your Life to One Go**damn Two-Minute Song

Pearl-Clutching Mommy Bigots Have Worked Themselves into a Tizzy Over Ryan Murphy's Gay Baby Show

Pegg Joins Landis' Burke and Hare

Pegg, Tennant In Burke and Hare

Penelope Cruz Set to Star in Pirates of the Caribbean 4

People Don't Read Books Anymore; Now They Just Wait for the Movie | Four Adaptations Announced

People Like Us Trailer: Is Elizabeth Banks the Least Appreciated Actress in Hollywood?

People Magazine Names Charming Potato 2012's Sexiest Man Alive

People Really Want Charlie Sheen to Succeed. In Other News, What the F--- Is Wrong with People?

People Say Crazy Shit During Sex. One Time I Called this Girl 'Pajiba.'

Peter Berg Attached to Battleship

Peter Berg's Battleship Versus Aliens

Peter Dinklage Cast in The Knights of Badassdom

Peter Jackson Adapting Mortal Engines

Peter Krause and Maura Tierney in NBC's "Parenthood"

Peter Sarsgaard to Villain-Up for Green Lantern

Peyton Reed May Direct Ricky Stanicky

Phelps Tokes

Philip Seymour Hoffman as The Penguin?

Photo Dump: Jason Bateman Really Wants You To Watch "Identity Thief," Y'all

Pictorial: Plot Description and Cast of OZ: THE GREAT AND POWERFUL

Pictorial: The Complete Cast of Baz Luhrmann's THE GREAT GATSBY

Pictorial: The Complete Cast of THE HUNGER GAMES

Pictorial: The Complete Cast of The Dark Knight Rises

Pictorial: The Complete Mutant Cast of "X-Men: Days of Future Past"

Picture Dump: The Vanity Fair Comedy Issue Outtakes Are Pretty Fantastic

Pictures from New Moon

Piggy in Space!

Pilot Season Pity Party: The Highs and Lows of Our TV Future

Pilot Watch: Power Ranking 10 High-Profile Casting Decisions

Pilot Watch: Power Ranking 10 Recent Casting Decisions

Pilot Watch: Power Ranking 13 High-Profile Casting Choices

Pilot Watch: Power Ranking 9 High-Profile Casting Choices

Pinocchio Movie Del Toro

Pint-Size Tom Cruise Is an ADORABLE Bad Ass in the Jack Reacher International Trailer

Piranha 3D Gets A Sequel | Well, That Didn't Take Long

Piranha 3D vs. Cameron | Slap Fight!

Pirates 4 Plot News

Pirates of the Caribbean 4?

Pixar Promoting the Molest O' Bear | Toy Story 3 Just Got a Little More Interesting

Pixar Up Trailer

Planet of the Apes Prequel

Play it Again, Pajiba

Playtone Developing Movie Based on L.A's The Comedy Store

Please Don't Make Me Write This: An Evil Dead Reboot Is in the Works

Please Stop Staring at Me | Those Eyes! Rasputin's Eyes!

Please, Do Not Get Lost

Polanski To Film God of Carnage | Well At Least the Poor Soul Is Moving On

Poll: If Angry Aliens Attacked Earth, 21% of Americans Said They Would Call the Hulk

Poltergeist Remake Gets a Release Date

Poltergeist Remake Taps Vadim Perelman

Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea Casting

Poor T-Dog 2.0. Your Days Are Numbered, My Friend: First Footage Of Tyrese, The Newest "Walking Dead" Character

Poor Vanilla Ice: One Minute He's Waxing a Chump Like a Candle, and the Next He's the Chump Being Waxed

Porn!

Portman Signs on to "Black Swan"

Portman Talks Sequel to The Professional | "I Wanna Be a Cleaner"

Possible Eclipse Directors

Posters For The Source Code And Hanna | You Can Get With This, Or You Can Get With That

Potentially, The Best Premise to a Romantic Comedy Ever

Praise Xenu, I'm Coming Home | Katie Holmes To Commit Career Seppuku Via Adam Sandler Curse

Preacher Movie

Precious Trailer

Predator Reboot

Predator Screenwriter Dudes to Pen Masters of the Universe

Predators Cast Complete

Predators Script Details

Prepare For The Season Finale Of Community With Six Images And A Video!

Prepare to Piss Tears: Based on the Trailer, Let's Predict Who Will Die in the New Nicholas Sparks' Movie

President Obama Kills; Jay Leno Dies. Boom! You're Roasted | The White House Correspondence Dinner

Pretty Boy Alex Pettyfer In Negotiations to Join "I Am Number Four"

Pretty Picture Dump: January Jones As a Prostitute and Jennifer Aniston as a Stripper

Pretty in Pajiba

Prevented From Sullying The Live Action Akira, Keanu Reeves Decides To Star In A Lesser Known Iconic Japanese Tale

Preview of the WB's Children's Hospital

Pride and Predator Elton John

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Adds David O. Russell

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Portman

Priest Casting News

Priest Updates

Prince of Persia Featurette

Prince of Persia Movie Posters

Prince of Persia Trailer #2

Priscosplosion! | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

Prison Break Ends This Spring

Production of Whedon's Dollhouse Shuts Down for Two Weeks

Progress! Today's Wolverine Teaser is 14 Seconds Longer Than Yesterday's Wolverine Teaser

Project Runway Gets a Launch Date

Prometheus Gets an Official Synopsis

Prometheus Stills

Prometheus Teaser Poster: We Didn't Make The Head, We Just Made It Big And Giant

Proof that It Is Possible to Erase All of Gary Oldman's Sex Appeal | Images from the set of "Red Riding Hood"

Proportionate Justice Is for Lily-Livered Yellow Bellies | No Cuts, A**hole. I Said: No Cuts

Proud American Trailer

Pssst. Hey, Kid. You Want A Taste? The Trailers Are Free, But A Full Movie Will Cost You

Psychoanalyze Me! | First Photos from Cronenberg's A Dangerous Method

Puberty Ben Stiller

Public Enemies Movie Poster

Puking on Pajiba

Punctuating Comedians: "Talking Funny" with Chris Rock, Ricky Gervais, Jerry Seinfeld and Louis C.K.

Punishment Comes One Way Or Another | "True Grit" Teaser Post

Puppy Bowl VIII Is Coming: Resistance Is Futile. Prepare For Your Doom

Push Trailer Chris Evans Dakota Fanning

Pushing Daisies Among Several Canceled Shows

Pushing Daisies Is On the Bubble

Pushing Daisies Ratings

Putting the Old Team Back Together Again | R-Squared and Sandra Bullock Re-Team for Most Wanted

Q: The Film. No, It's Neither Star Trek nor James Bond

Quantum Leap Movie | Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator ... and got too old

Quantum of Solace Trailer

Quentin Tarantino's "Django Unchained" Trailer is Off the Django

Question of the Day: Can Ladies Get Goose Bumps in their Bajingos? | The "Justified" Season Two Promo May Provide the Answer

Quick! Look! Emma Stone is Adorable, Adorably Terrified of Spiders

Quicker than Lager Turns to Pajiba

Quoth the Raven Some Craaaaazy Sh*t on Twitter | Cusack to Join McTeigue's "The Raven"

R-Rated Films Will Turn You Into an Alcoholic | So Will Drinking a Lot of Alcohol

R.I.P. Satoshi Kon (1963 - 2010) | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

R.I.P.D. Trailer: That Time When Colonel Sanders And Deadpool Joined The Undead Men In Black To Fight Mutant Ghost Gollums

RDJ Takes on "Iron Giant" and the Obscene Sexualization of our Nation's Toddlers

Race Bannon: Fire Up the Pajiba!

Rachel Maddow Interviews Jon Stewart | Plus, Four Other TV News Stories You May Have a Vague Passing Interest In

Rachel Maddow versus Keith Olbermann

Rachel McAdams In Spider-Man 4?

Rachel Weisz Looks Great in Leather as the Wicked Witch in the 'Oz: Great and Powerful Poster'

Rachel Weisz Monica Belluci Whisteblower

Rain Attached to Warner Brothers' Remake of "The Yakuza"

Ralph Fiennes, Liam Neeson Join Clash of the Titans

Rambo V Teaser Poster

Rambo V, Predator, Twilight

Rampage Jackson is B.A. Baracus

Random Casting News From All Over The Goddamn Place | A Thinly Veiled Excuse To Post Pictures Of Famke Janssen And Other Pretties

Ranking The New Dredd Images In Terms Of Their Adorkability

Ranking the 12 New Fall Series on ABC Based on their Trailer Previews

Rape A Love Story Bello Jackson

Rape vs. Revenge | In Re: The "I Spit On Your Grave" Poster

Ratner Picks Up The Unknowns | Charlie Is Gonna Be Pissed

Ratner Ruins Your Great-Great-Grandparents' Childhood | "Snow White" News

Ray Wise Joins X-Men: First Class | 20 Years After Twin Peaks, And He Still Freaks Me The F*ck Out

Re-Animator Remake

Ready To Take It Up the Butt Again? | Fox Picks Up J.J. Abrams' Alcatraz

Real Time

Real-Life Jane Lynch More Like "Party Down" Character than "Glee" Character | What? No Angry Hate Sex

Reality Show Females Just Can't Catch a Break

Reason The 2012 Mayan Apocalypse Can't Happen Soon Enough 1,609: The Situation Is Starring In His Own Comic Book

Reboots Hit Rock Bottom: "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" Rebooting as Edgy Movie

Reborquel Round-Up: I Can't Imagine Justin Timberlake With A Shiny Dome And An Orphan

Recreating the Magic: Can It/Should It Be Done?

Red Dawn Remake Casts Josh Peck

Red Dawn Trailer:When Did Teenage Wolverines Start To Look As Old as Hugh-Jackman Wolverines?

Red Riding Trilogy Trailer

Red State Filming Wraps | Bombing Starts at Sundance

Red State Updates | Silent Bob Sure Talks a Lot

Reese Witherspoon IS Peggy Lee | ...IN "Peggy Lee: Man of Action"

Reese Witherspoon Rule #1

Religulous Trailer

Remakes of Melrose Place and the Partridge Family?

Remember That Time Alison Pill Accidentally Tweeted A Topless Photo of Herself and 8 More Fully-Clothes News Items

Remember That Time Jimmy Kimmel Was Funny? | This Is That Time

Renewals and Cancelations: One of Television's Sitcom Gems Gets Renewed, But Loses Its Showrunner

Renewals and Cancellations: Every TV Show You've Ever Loved Will Be Yanked Away From You. But Not Yet

Resident Evil 5 News | You Can't Kill What's Already Dead

Resident Evil Reboot

Revenge of the Pajiba

Review: The Popcorn Mafia Celebrates Their 100th Podcast Live with Diablo Cody

Revolutionary Road Trailer

Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick to Pen "Deadpool" Script

Rhys Ifans Joins Javier Bardem and Ralph Fiennes for Bond 23, Nearly Negating How Wrong Craig Is as Bond

Rian Johnson Discusses Looper

Richard Curtis to Write an Episode of "Doctor Who"

Richard Pryor Biopic

Rick Astley and The Human Centipede | The Two Most Horrifying Concepts on the Planet Together At Last

Rick Sanchez Fired For Uncanny Glenn Beck Impersonation | You Stay Classy Rick

Ricky Gervais to Host the Golden Globes

Riddick 3 In Development

Riddle Me This, Nolan

Ride Santa, Ride! | SyFy's Ice Quake

Ridley Scott Pulling Harrison Ford into Blade Runner Sequel

Ridley Scott To Direct A Follow Up To Blade Runner

Right, Because We All Need More Zombie Rape In Our Lives: Zack Snyder's Army Of The Dead May Yet Live

Right-Wing F**knut Blames "American Idol's" Ratings Drop on the Gays | Die. Just Drop Dead and Die

Rise of the Guardians Trailer: Santa Claus Is a Sorcerer Who Will Strike Down Up Thee With Furious Anger

Rise of the Lycans Trailer

Rob Cohen Directs Medieval

Rob Cohen Goes Where No Man Has Gone Before: Earth | 3D xXx Will Blow Your Esophagus Wide Open

Rob Corddry Dips Himself Into "Butter" | Borderline Autistic Jumps In On Carrey's Sloppy Seconds

Rob Lowe Wants to be the Next Alec Baldwin and the Star of "My Girl" Is Gorgeous

Rob Marshall Set to Direct Pirates of the Caribbean IV

Rob Zombie The Blob Remake

Robert De Niro in Vince Lombardi Biopic

Robert Downey Jr. Comes Aboard "Gravity"

Robert Downey Jr. as Harvey

Robert Downey Junior Cast as Lestat?

Robert Downey, Jr. Offered the Role of The Wizard in an Oz Prequel

Robert Downey, Jr. Shows Off His Nuts | The World's Most Charming Shill

Robert Downey, Jr. Will Own What's Left of Your Panties | The RDJ News Dump

Robert Luketic Attached to "Romancing the Stone"

Robert Redford to Direct Lincoln Assassination Film

Robert Redford's 'The Company You Keep' Trailer Features All the Character Actors

Robert Rodriguez In Talks To Direct Deadpool | You Whip Out A Couple Of Swords At Your Ex-Girlfriend's Wedding? They Will Never, Ever Forget It.

Robert Zemeckis to Direct "The Nutcracker"

Robin Hood Casts Merry Men

Robin Williams Delivers Sweet, Sweet Twitter Justice to Kim Kardashian

Robin Williams Wedding Banned

RoboPajiba

Robocop To Meet Captain Kirk In Star Trek 2 (Unicorn May Or May Not Be Involved)

Robocop and Were-whats?

Robot Uprising, Take 4,361 -- Hide Your Medicine, Old People | Steven Spielberg Picks His Next Project

Robotech Movie

Rock of Ages Movie

Rock the Vote | Joel Schumacher's "Twelve" Pines for a Ten

Rocket! She's Taking a Rocket! | Blake Lively vs. Scarlett Johansson to Play Opposite Robert Downey Jr. IN SPACE!

Rockwell and ScarJo Attached to Lost Kubrick Project | Estate Sales Are Not Great Places For Dates

Rod Blagojevich Joins "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here!"

Roddenberry Responds to the Snark About "Star Trek"

Rogen Makes a Porno

Roger Ebert Faces Cancer Recurrence, Will Take a "Leave of Presence"

Roger Ebert Rolls with the Punches

Roger Ebert Slams McCain

Roger Rabbit Sequel

Role Models Red Band Trailer

Romancing the Stone Remake

Rome Movie

Ron Howard Brings the Aztecs to Showtime

Ron Howard Filming HP Lovecraft

Ron Howard The Parsifal Mosai

Ron Swanson Now Has an IMDB Page

Ron Swanson's Valentine's Cards Will Rock You Like a Meat Tornado

Roots get in bus crash because of Jimmy Fallon

Rosemary's Pajiba

Ross from "Friends" Is Going to Direct a Movie Based on the Greatest Muckraking Novel Ever BOOOOOYz

Rumors About Superman Directors And Pretty Girls In Spider-Man

Rumors Of The Fantastic Four Film Franchise's Demise Have (Unfortunately) Been Greatly Exaggerated

Rumors of a "Say Anything" Sequel and a "Friday Night Lights" Sequel-Movie Are Greatly Exaggerated

Runner: I'm Not Sure Disney Knows What "Original" Means

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Russell Brand Attached to a Kid's Soccer Movie

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Scarett Johansson's Black Widow

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Scrubs Promo

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Spider-man Says Everybody Gets One | Matthew Vaughn Calls It Curtains For the Caped Crusaders

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Spielberg Apparently Digs Transformers 2

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Spike Lee Possibly in Talks to Direct the Oldboy Remake

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Stand By J.J.: New Super 8 Trailer and Poster

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Stephen King's 'Carrie,' and How the Movie Adaptions All Seem to Miss the Point

Stephen King's It Remake

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Stephen Norrington to Direct The Lost Patrol

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Steve Buscemi in Talks for Scorsese's HBO Show

Steve Carell Continues Descent into Mediocrity | Put Down the Coffee, Pick Up a Decent Script

Steve Carell Ditching "The Office"? | Also, Screechy Girl Gets the "AI" Axe and Other TV Whip Its

Steve Carell and Tina Fey Re-Teaming for "Mail Order Groom"

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Such a Perfect Day, You Just Keep Me Hanging On: Shallow Grave Danny Returns for Trance

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The Sherlock Holmes Sequel Gets a Title, and the Movie Blog Nerds Send the Rumor Mill Off the Rails

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The Trailer for Jeremy Renner's 'Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters' Looks Hilariously, Spectacularly Awful

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The Trouble I've Seen

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The Universe Hates You: Book Club Edition

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The Universe is Literally Trying to Kill Fringe's Final Season: John Noble Hospitalized

The Use of the Bleep Word on TV Increases 2500 Percent in Five Years

The Wachowski's "Cloud Atlas" Trailer Is Epic in Scale and Short on Slo-Mo Bullets

The Wachowski's Jupiter Ascending Sounds Insane: But What's Jupiter Got To Do, Got To Do With It?

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The Week in Magazine Covers: Allure's Photoshop Artist Overlooks Mila Kunis' Head/Body Proportion

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The Wolverine Gets A Villain And Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance Suddenly Has Potential

The Women of "Lost" and Schmorkle Blinxx

The World Celebrates this Fake Plastic Woman-Like Person | Pajiba Whip Its

The World Loves a Good Box Office Disaster | Let's All Point and Laugh

The World's Greatest Extra Gets His Due, Makes Out With Supermodel

The X-Men Spin-Off Lands a Director and Freddy 2.0 Gets a Sequel

The Year of Living Biblically Casting

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There Are No Cute Pictures Here: News to Make You Angry

There Can Be Only One More: Highlander Remake

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There Were Horses, and a Man on Fire

There Will Be A Smurfs 2 And I Just Can't, OK? I Can't.

There Will Be Scientology

There's A Sudden Flood Of Spike Lee Joints Coming Our Way: Oldboy Remakes And Mookie Returns?

There's No Business Like Ho Business

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There's Trouble in Lindsey-with-an-e Country | The Oregonian Trailer

There's a Foreigner Down on the Beach and He's Up to Something | Jackboots on Whitehall

These Men In Black III Posters Are Lazier Than The Entirety Of Men In Black II

They Keep Hacking Akira To Bits, But The American Remake Just Won't Die

They Kept Calling It Murder When I Did It: Full Plot And Casting For Riddick

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They Live Remake

They Live Remake Isn't A Remake: Matt Reeves To Direct "8 O'Clock In The Morning"

They'll Fix You. They Fix Everything: News On The Robocop Remake

They'll Hurt Me Bad But I Won't Mind, They'll Hurt Me Bad, They Do It All the Time

They're Coming to Sketch You, Barbara | "Night of the Living Dead: Reanimated" at Comic-Con 2010

Thigh-Highed Mila Kunislingus to Seduce James Franco in OZ Prequel Plus 6 Other Stories That Will Make Your Geek Vein Throb

Things Are Looking Pretty "Grimm" For NBC Thursdays... And Fridays! (Dun Dun Dunnnnn)

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This "Downton Abbey" News Dump Is a Lot Classier Than the Ones You Take

This American Pajiba

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This Day in Terrible Idea History: Remaking Not One, but TWO Bonnie and Clyde Movies for Generation LOL

This Dude's the Dude Who's Going to Grow Up to Be The Dude Who Fathered Iron Man | Dominic Cooper Cast as Howard Stark

This Film Ought to Be Confiscated. Burned. | Reaction to The Woman

This GIF of Jennifer Lawrence Photobombing Sarah Jessica Parker Just Got Perfection Pregnant

This Image from The Hunger Games Represents the Consummation of Human Evolution and Carries with It a Solemn Assertion that Attainment to this Final Stage in this Stupendous Evolution is not Only Necessary but Inevitable

This Is It Movie Poster

This Is My World and I Am the World Leader Pretend

This Is Not A Prank: A Jonas Brother Is Set To Star In An "Edgy Thriller".

This Is Not a Prison with Terror Through the Night: Jonny Lee Miller Joins Dark Shadows

This Is The End, Beautiful Friend: Mass Effect 3: Extended Cut Will Offer Closure, Not Changes

This Is The Reason YouTube Was Invented | West Philadelphia, I Was Born and Raised ...

This Is Why Hollywood Deserves To Be Devoured By Rabid Lampreys: Tom Cruise Confirmed For One Shot

This Is a Test To See How Badly I Can Annoy You with Movie Marketing

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This Just In, A Zombie Could Literally "Jump The Shark" In The Dead Island Movie Adaptation (Artist Rendering Included)

This Just In, Zombies Are Still A Thing: Trailers and Photos for "The Walking Dead" Season Two

This May Be The Best Reason For The Spider-Man Reboot

This Means War Trailer

This Mortal Form Grows Weak, And The Future Of Thor 2 Is Uncertain

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This News Isn't As Good As Pretty Dark-Haired Women And Breakfast Foods, But It's Pretty Close

This Ought To Whet Your Thanksgiving Appetite | Neill Blomkamp's AGM Heartland Video

This Review Has Been Cancelled | "My Generation"

This Summer- The Bellringer Tolls For Thee | "Hunchback of Notre Dame" News

This Television News Has Given Me Violent Convulsions. Please Join Me in a Seizure!

This Was Seriously The Cleanest Picture I Could Find

This Week In Testosterone Cinema: News About Die Hard 5 (Yes, FIVE) And The Expendables 2

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This Year's Top 10 Television Buzzwords

This is One Weird "ER" Reboot: John Carter Poster and Pics

This is Your Brain on Drugs | Bradley Cooper's Mind is Limitless

This is a Joke, Right? | Jodie's Awfulness Overshadows Mel

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Thor and Green Lantern Casting Update

Those Bastards At NBC Continue To String Us Along On the Fate of "Community," Plus More on "The Office" and "Up All Night"

Three Days Casting News

Three Hobbit Films? Do I hear Four?

Three Men and a Motherf***king Bride? | Whippits (Or News that Will Razz Your Berries)

Three More Reasons You Picked the Wrong Day to Stop Sniffing Glue

Three Musketeers Poster | The Mystery Of Paul W.S. Anderson

Three Musketeers Set to be Contemporized

Three Musketeers and Pompeii: We're Going to Try to Contain the Paul W. S. Anderson Suck to One Post

Three Musketeers in 3D

Three New Looks at The Adventures of Spider-man: Eduardo Saverin is Ripped

Three Reasons To Expect A Backlash Against The Post-Oscars James Franco Backlash

Three Stooges Movie

Three Very Special Messages for Adam Sandler Upon Learning a Grown Ups Sequel is in the Works

Threes Come in Threes: Hangover 3, "Doctor Who," Sorkin

Through the Magic of Computers, You, Too, Can Have Perfect Sideboob

Through the Magic of Photoshop, Saoirse Ronan Rendered Completely Unrecognizable "The Host" Movie Poster

Throw It Back! Throw It Back! One Reboot, and One Sequel No One Asked For

Throw Me The Idol, I'll Throw You The Whip: Why Spielberg > Lucas

Thundercats Relaunch On Cartoon Network

Thursday Night TV News and Video Round-Up: "I'm Attributing The Quality Of Our Show To God."

Thursday Sci-Fi Miscellany

Tim Burton Is Punishing Us With a 3D Stop Mo Version of "The Addams Family"

Tim Burton Will Direct Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children

Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov to produce Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Tim Tebow Attached to "Five Hour Drive Home"

Time Bandits Remake: Terry Gilliam Remake Edition

Time Traveler's Wife Images

Time Warner Cable Signs Eternal Contract with Lakers

Time Warner to Pull Viacom Cable Channels

Time's Most Influential List Appeals to Its New Junior High Fanbase

TimesCrimes Trailer

Timmy? You Been Out Molesting Them Eagles? | First Looks at Super, Somewhere, and Three Musketeers

Tina Fey Revives Her Sarah Palin Impersonation, Brings Down the House

Tina Fey as Sarah Palin

Tina Fey's Library-Lady Fantasy Was Once Bank-Lady Fantasy | I Don't Want to Go To There

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy Movie

Tinto Brass Remaking "Caligula" in 3D?

Tired Of Comic Book Movies? You're In Luck, There's Still More Coming!

Tired of All Those Metrosexual Superheroes? Conan the Barbarian Has Arrived. Come Getcha Some, Funboys

Titanic Returning to Theaters in 2012 in 3D

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Tobey Maguire Attached to Prisoner of Trebek

Tobey Maguire to Play Bobby Fischer

Toby Kebbell is John Wilkes Booth

Today I Learned: Mae Whitman Looks Great In Her Underwear

Today In Facepalm: The Identity Of "How I Met Your Mother's" Slutty Pumpkin Revealed

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Today In Hollywood Legal Briefs: Harlan Ellison Drops Out, Jesse Eisenberg Gets Off

Today in TK's Cinematic Manna | Debbie Gibson, Tiffy, and Jennifer Love Hewitt

Together Again | Scorsese and De Niro Reunite for The Irishman

Tom Cavanagh Joins Yogi Bear

Tom Cruise Circling One Shot: Welcome To Horrendous Idea # 756,243

Tom Cruise Confirmed For Mission Impossible 4 | You've Never Seen Me Very Upset

Tom Cruise Lands in Wichita

Tom Cruise Loves Ice Cream, Hates Gays

Tom Cruise May Return to the Danger Zone | What Is Wrong with Me? That Headline Is Terrible

Tom Cruise and Taylor Lautner in "Northern Lights"

Tom Hanks Developing a Remake of Summer Hours

Tom Hanks Sings the Big Rap

Tom Hardy Cast In Batman 3 | Nerdgasm

Tom Hardy May Save Snow White | The Heart's A Lonely Hunter

Tom Hardy Once Again Proves That He's More Man Than You Will Ever Be

Tom McCarthy to Direct "Win Win"

Tom McCarthy to Script Home Movies

Tom and Jerry Movie

Tomb Raider Reboot

Tommy Lee Jones to Direct Lincoln Lawyer

Tony Danza to Teach for A&E

Tony Gilroy Solves Jason Bourne Dilemma In Dumbest Way Imaginable | Lessons in How to Tank a Franchise

Tony Stark Iron Man 2 Suit

Too Late to Beg You or Cancel It: AMC Twists Up the Procedural with "The Killing"

Top Grossing Films of All Time

Top Gun 2? A LEGO Movie? Is It Crap-Down-My-Leg Day? | Trade News that Will Razz Your Berries

Top Shot: First History Channel Reality Show

Torchwood Remake

Torchwood Series 4 Details | Except Sometimes He Doesn't

Total Recall Remake

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Trade News that Will Float Like a Poop Monster, Sting Like a Motherf**ker

Trade News that Will Stinky Your Hang-Low

Trade News that Will Tweak Your Melon, Buuuuuddy

Trade News that Will Tweak Your Nipples

Trade News: First Look at Thor | Great Odin's Raven!

Trade News: Johnny Depp Continues His Quest To Be In 1 Out Of Every 3 Movies And I Continue My Pissy Mood.

Traded Five Killers Kutcher Heigl

Trailer for Johnny Got His Gun

Trailer for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Trailer for The Matador

Trailer: 'Zombie Ass: The Toilet of the Dead.' Yes, That Is the Actual Title, not a Metaphor for an Adam Sandler Film

Trailer: Robo-Geisha | Nothing More Dangerous Than a Woman With an Ass-Katana

Trailer: Survival of the Dead

Transformers' Bumblebee Goes Ape Bonkers on Used Car Lot | "Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon" Superbowl Spot

Transformers: Dark of the Moon Breaks $1 Billion Worldwide, And This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (But 3D Dinosaurs Help)

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Trash Humpers News

Treasure Island Remake

Tron 2.0 News

True Blood Renewed for Third Season

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Tumblr Madness: Robert Downey, Jr. Is a Very Fetching Woman

Twilight

Twilight Axes Hardwicke

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Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 is to Film as its Posters are to Poster Art

Twisted Metal, Singing In Hell, And Will Forest Whitaker Get CGI Hobbit-ized?

Twitter, Not Afraid to Stand Up to Satan's Vagina, Nikki Finke, Suspends Her Account

Two Bulleted Items that Will Make You Want to Hug a Clown, and Three More That Will Make You Want to Strangle Him

Two Doctors at Once? Madness.

Two Early [Fill In Your Holiday After Thanksgiving Of Choice Here] Presents Coming To TV: Boobs And Peeeeeeeeeeter Sagal!

Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together? | Starz Brings on Gus Van Sant and Kelsey Grammer

Two Independent Comic Books You've Never Heard of Are Being Adapted into Cable Television Series

Two Lost "Doctor Who" Episodes Recovered

Two More Years! Two More Years! | Stewart, Colbert, and Other Television Miscellanea

Two New Reasons that Have Nothing to Do with Gratuitous Lesbian Bondage to Watch NBC's "Community"

Two Promo Videos for the New Season of Nip/Tuck

Two Skarsgårds, One Sutherland, and a Hurt, Dunst, Gainsbourg, von Trier

Two Truths and a Lie: Can You Identify Which of these 3 News Stories is the Lie? (NSFW)

Two hours of your Pajiba

Tyler Perry's The Family that Preys Trailer

Uncanny! Kelsey Grammer and Abin Sur

Undead Undead Undead | Johnny Depp and Tim Burton Finally Ready to Make Dark Shadows

Underworld 4 Movie News

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Uninvited Trailer

Unpaid Interns Finally Strike Back Against The Man! (Updated)

Up in the Air Clip

Up in the Air Wins National Board of Review Best Film

Upcoming SyFy Originals Ranked from Suck to Blow

Update on Breck Eisner's Flash Gordon

Update: Jay Leno Even Douchier than Previously Believed | Leno Surreptitiously Attacks Conan O'Brien

Updates on "Transformers 3," "Source Code", Anton Fuqua's Next Flick and More

Updates on Dune, Spider-Man and National Lampoon's Vacation

Updates on Remakes of "The Thing" and "The Orphanage"

Upfronts 2011: Buffy Returns Home

Upfronts 2011: CBS, Same As It Ever Was

Upfronts 2012: ABC Cuts My Life Into Pieces

Upfronts 2012: CBS Thinks It's Elementary that the BBC/PBS "Sherlock" Is Too Smart for Mainstream America

Upfronts 2012: FOX Thinks It's Important to Have Friends ... and Fassbender's Penis

Upfronts 2012: NBC Hopes that The "Friends" Monkey Was the Secret to Earlier Successes

Upfronts 2012: The CW Is ... Well ... It's Still Technically a Network

Used Guys Now Stars Reese Witherspoon

V Already Dying

VH1 to air live New Kids on the Block Behind the Music

Vacation Sequel and Fantasy Island

Val Kilmber MacGruber Movie

Val Kilmer in Experiment; Walken as Ozzy?

Valentine's Day Ensemble Comedy

Valkyrie MGM Internal Memo

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Valley Girl Remake

Vampire Farrell and Plagiarizing Douchebags | Pajiba Whip Its

Vanity Fair's Adventures in Hollywood Issue Features Eddie Redmayne Dancing with a Bear and Emma Stone Cuddling with an Emu

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Vera Farmiga Is The Mother Of Evil Plus 'Ender's Game' Photos

Verbinski to Direct Bioshock

Veronica Mars Movie Rob Thomas

Very Pretty Girl, Zac Efron, Set to Make Mean Movie About Bad People | Efron Takes the Easy Money

Video - Don't See Nic Cage Movies

Video Previews of ABC's New Shows

Video Previews of CBS' New Shows

Video Previews of Fox's New Shows

Video Previews of NBC's New Fall Shows

Video Previews of NBC's New Midseason Shows

Video of Jimmy Kimmel's Upfront Monologue for ABC

Video of Simpsons/Mad Men Opening

Videodrome Remake

Viewmaster Movie

Viggo Mortensen Wanted For Zack Snyder's Superman: KNEEL

Vinyan Trailer

Viral Marketing + Crystal Meth + Scuzzy Lawyer = "Breaking Bad's" Saul Goodman

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Wait, What? Josh Brolin and Javier Bardem Smooched at the Oscars and ABC Cut It? Those Dandies!

Waiting For Lois Lane | It's A Real Lip Biter

Wake Up! You Got Your Period! | Seven Minutes of Movie Menstruation

Walk With Me: Sorkin Brought on Board Steve Jobs Bio Pic

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Wall Street 2 Details

Want to Know How Badly Bale Frakked Up Terminator?

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Wanted 2 Is Dead

Ward Writing Uncharted Film

Warm Bodies Trailer: Manic Pixie Zombie Girl

Warner Bros Developing Justice League Movie: Where's The Evil League Of Evil When You Need Them

Warner Bros Still Rebooting Fletch | It's All Ball Bearings These Days

Warner Bros. Options The Heist Society

Warner Brothers Developing "Gilligans Island"

Warner Brothers Developing a Straight-to-DVD Sequel of "Training Day"

Warner Brothers Making Odyssey in Space (Homer not "2001")

Warner Brothers To Reboot Mortal Kombat

Was Your Pajiba Drunk?

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Watch "Parks and Recreation" Or I Will Step On Your Neck

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Watch Bill Murray Drop A Blitzkrieg Of F-Bombs In John Goodman's Amazon Pilot, 'Alpha House'

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Watching TV Will Kill You

Watchmen Movie Trailer

Watchmen Tales of the Black Freighter Trailer

Watchmen Trial Sets Date

Watchpajibas

We Are America and We Will Remake Every Show You Brits Ever Had

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We Have Hivo

We Love You Bromantic Comedy

We'd Better Get a Voiceover from Quint: WB Filming Story of USS Indianapolis

We'll Always Be Together: R.I.P. Jeff Conaway 1950 - 2011

We're Certain The Mars Attacks Musical Isn't An April Fool's Joke?

Weaver in Avatar 2, Res Evil 4, BBC: Atlantis

Webster's is my Bitch

Wednesday Sci-Fi Miscellany | Cocaine Leia, The Missing Star Trek Film, Rendezvous with Rama

Week One Ratings Reduced to Easily Digestible Bullet Points | Cancellation Watch and a Look to the Future of Network Television

Weekend at Pajibas!

Weekly TV Ratings Oct. 12 - 19

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Weird Girl with Zoolander Face to Replace Megan Fox in "Transformers 3"

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Well Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, There's Good News: Three Sci-Fi Bits That Don't Induce Suicide

Well, Bless Your Unbeating Heart | Charlaine Harris at Comic-Con 2010

Well, I Wasn't Going to See The Dark Knight Rises, But These Three New Posters Have Convinced Me!

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Well, That Was Quick: Sony To Make Steve Jobs Biopic, The MythBusters To Host Documentary

Well, We're Boned: "Futurama" Cancelled Again

Werewolves And Haunted Houses: Starbuck, You Deserve Better Than This

Werewolves TV Show

Werewolves of Pajiba

Wernor Herzog Film School

Wes Anderson My Best Friend

Wes Craven, 21 Jump Street, One Tree Hill

Wet Hot American Pajiba

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What Can We Deduce about The Amazing Spider-Man from Its Final Theatrical Movie Poster?

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What If ET Was Mean and Mexican? | Seres Genesis

What If Famous Directors Directed the Super Bowl?

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What is the What Movie

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When Bad Marketing Happens To Good People. Oh, Neil Patrick Harris, Why?

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When I start yelling at a girl, I call her a Pajiba

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Where the Wild Things Are Spike Jonze Scares a Kid

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Wherever We Go, Whatever We Do: Kiefer Sutherland Returns to Fox

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Which Of These Two Mid-Season TV Promos Most Excites You? ("Alcatraz" and "The Firm" Teasers)

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Which of These 10 New Movie Posters Will Convince You Never, Ever to See the Movie Advertised?

Which of These 11 Films Would You Probably Ignore Based on their Movie Posters Alone?

Which of These 12 Mondo Posters Sold at Comic Con Would You Be Most Likely to Hang Above Your Mantel?

Which of These 13 New Movie Posters Would You Be LEAST Likely to Shove into the Business End of a Wood Chipper?

Which of These 5 Actresses Is Best Suited to Play a Porn-Star with a Bottomless Gullet?

Which of These 7 In-Development A-List Projects Would You Pay to See in a Theater?

Which of These 9 New Movie Posters Inspires the Most Apathy? (If You Say the One with Tigger, God Will Strike You Down)

Which of These New Movie Posters Would You Want Screen Printed on Your T-Shirt?

Which of these 13 Movies Would You Be Most Likely to Watch Based Only on the Movie Poster?

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Which of these 5 Movie Posters Represents the Least Effective Way to Sell a Movie?

Which of these 8 Movies Would You Be Most Likely to Watch Based Only on the Movie Poster?

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Which of these Pretty Pictures Whips You Into the Biggest Nerd Frenzy?

Which of these Three Potential Sequels Are You Least Interested In?

While She Was Out Trailer

While an Building Ignites Behind Her, Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow Quietly Passes Gas

While the Rest of the Web Features Topless Kate Middleton, We've Got Topless Doctor Who Actors Because That's How We Roll

Whimsiquirkilicious: The Really Good Kind! | It's Kind of a Funny Story Trailer

Whiplash Iron Man

White Chicks Sequel in the Works

Whitey Bulger Movie

Whitford and Malcony Sign On to Off Duty Pilot

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Who Gets The Dwarves In The Custody Battle? | Snow White Causing Hollywood to Bleed Rose Red

Who Is the Flakiest Director in Hollywood?

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Who Knew Diet Coke Could Be So Viscous and ... Jizzy?

Who Knows What Evil Lurks in the Hearts of Pajiba?

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Who Wants To Bet That Errol Morris' Interview With Donald Rumsfeld Won't Go As Well As The One With Robert McNamara?

Who Wears The Space Suit Better In The Latest Prometheus Pictures?

Who Will Live Longer? Rainbow Killer or the Marvel Franchise?

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Who's Your Favorite Superhero? | Another Hero Gets a Show

Why Androids Drink Electric Sheep: Blade Runner Remake

Why Are All American Girls So Rough: The Danger Girl Casting Will Rock Your Sh*t

Why Are the Academy Award Nominations So Bad? Three Words: Wrinkly Old Dudes

Why Does Fox Keep Bad Touching Asimov? The Caves of Steel Adaptation

Why Does Joe Montana Need to Sh*t All Over "Rudy"? | Joe Cool is Joe Buzzkill

Why Don't We Say 9:30, And Then Make It Your Beeswax To Be Here By 9:30: Will There Be A Wet Hot American Summer II: This Time It's Personal?

Why I Drink (Happily): Sci-Fi Tidbits for the Day

Why I Drink Part 32: Vin Diesel, Paris Hilton, Child's Play, Piranha 3D, and The Boys

Why I Drink, Literary Edition: Ben Stiller Remaking Walter Mitty

Why I Drink, Stone Angel Edition: Making a Doctor Who Film Unconnected to Series

Why I Drink: Classic American Literature Edition

Why I Drink: Part 19 | Ron Howard and The Dark Tower Confirmed

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Why Neil Patrick Harris Should Host Every Awards Show Ever All of Them

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Why don't you cut off your Pajiba

Why'd You Have a Gun In Your Pajiba, Brian?

Wild Things Novel, James Marsters, Natasha Henstridge

Will Angelina Tempt Fincher Down the River? Director Mulls Over Cleopatra

Will Ferrell Everything Must Go

Will Ferrell to Remake "I Do"

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Will Pajiba Again

Will Smith Attached to Job Adaptation

Will Smith Developing City that Sailed

Will Smith Signs onto Flowers for Algernon

Will Smith To Remake Annie | I Must Be Tripping Balls

Will Smith and Denzel Washington Attached to Uptown Saturday Night Remake

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Will the Girl in the Fireplace Be the Next Doctor Who Companion? Yes, Please

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Wingnut Turd Rates 10 Most Overrated Songs of All Time, Calls Springsteen "Elevator Music"

Winona Ryder Has Had "Enough"

Witchy Woman | True Blood Casts Marnie

With "The Challenge: Rivals," MTV Reminds Us What A True Guilty Pleasure Is

With Headlines Like These, Who Needs Drugs to Warp Reality?

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Wizard of Oz News

Wizard of Oz Remake

Wizard, Doctor, Vampire Hunter | Tennant Joins "Fright Night"

Wolfgang Peterson To Direct Old Man's War: It's Not A Matter Of Rights, It's Just A Matter Of War

Wolverine 2 Adds Christopher McQuarrie

Wolverine 2 Is On. | At Least He's Not Wearing Yellow Spandex

Wolverine Character Profiles

Wolverine Definitely Will Not Not Not Appear in "X-Men First Class" (Triple Negative FTW) | Exclusive: January Jones Starving

Wolverine Director Writing Ender's Game Screenplay | Why I Drink (Besides the 49ers)

Wolverine Leaked Online

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Wolverine Sequel in the Works

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Womb Movie

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Wonder Boy to take Mr. Favreau's Wild Ride : Michael Chabon Scripting Jon Favreau's Magic Kingdom

Wonder Twin Powers

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Wonder Woman Is a Real American Hero: Adrianne Palicki Joins the Cast of G.I. Joe: Cobra Strikes

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World Be Getting Warmer, People Be Getting Colder | Shjeeeeeeeeet

World War Z To Star Brad Pitt | The Newest Soldier In The Zombie Apocalypse

World's Dumbest Actor Lining Up to Play World's Smartest Man

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Worst Casting Decision

Would Ned Stark Or Viserys Targaryen Win In A Game Of Penny Can?

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Wrecked Trailer | Liked "Buried," But Instead of a Coffin, The Whole Goddamn Wilderness

Wrong. F*cking. Bird: Bradley Cooper In Talks To Play The Crow

X-Files 3! We Got X-Files 3 Here! See? Nobody Cares...

X-Men "Gifted" Motion Comic

X-Men DVD Fox Series

X-Men First Class Movie

X-Men First Class's Vintage Magazine Covers Push the Movie to the Top for the Most Promoted Film of 2011

X-Men: Days of Future Past Mutates from Vaughn to Singer

XXX: The Return of Xander Cage News

Xenu Lives in My Pajiba

Y: The Last Pajiba

Yahoo Really Needs to Fire the Soulless Automated Bots That Choose Celebrity Photos

Yankee Swap is like Machiavelli Meets... Pajiba!

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Yes, It's True... Ghostbusters Is Returning To Multiplexes Near You. (Or Is It? -- Yes It Is: UPDATED)

Yesterday's 6 Dullest News Items Presented in the Dullest Way Imaginable

Yet Another Bullshit Top 10 List

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Yo Gabba Gabba Picked Up for a Third Season

Yo She-Bitch. Let's Go

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Yogi Bear Cast News

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You Get A Movie! You Get A Movie! And You Get A Movie!: Angry Birds Coming To A Theater Near You

You Give Pajiba a Bad Name

You Got a Pajiba, Man? It'd Be a Lot Cooler If You Did.

You Gotta Stick? Here's Some Pictures to Shake It At

You Have $10 and 2 Hours. You Can Only Watch One Movie. Which of These Would You Watch Based Only on the Still Image?

You Killed Pajiba, You Medieval Dickweed

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You Ride It Like a Skeleton Horse Through the Gates of Hell

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You Sunk My Swede!

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You Thought Jude Law Was Too Sexy To Play Watson? You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet.

You Using The Whole Fist, Doc? Trade News To Make You Kneel Like The Dogs That You Are

You Will Hate Yourself for Laughing at Steve-O's "Killer Karaoke," But By God, You WILL Laugh

You Will Soon Learn To Hate These Two Men, Remember Their Faces

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You're Welcome. Donations in Pajiba's Name Can Be Made Out to Heifer International

You've Gotta Have Friends: Spidey Gets His Harry Osborn

Young People Pajiba'ing

Young@Heart Remake

Your "Total Recall" Remake Will Be Directed by a Giant Pud | But, Maybe Beckinsale Will Make an Appearance

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Your First Uninspired Image from the set of the Footloose Remake | I Hope They Serve Chips with that Cheese

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Your Morning Willies | Barely Teens and Creepy Wardrobe Cruelty

Your Mother's Pajiba

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Your Summer Movie Preview Mash-Up

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Youth in Revolt Pushed Back

Yowzers! "Downton Abbey" Adds Love Child of Tilda Swinton and Landry Clark to the Cast

Yvonne Strahovski Attached to I Love You Too

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Zac Efron In Talks For Akira | The Unthinkable Has Become Thinkable

Zac Efron and Miley Cyrus: The Future of Hollywood

Zac Efron as the Next Spider-Man?

Zac Efron to Make Sexy Thriller

Zac Efron's Orson Welles and Me

Zach Braff to Direct Swingles

Zach Galifianakis Hangover Bored to Death HBO

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