Ever since Peter was introduced as a part of the X-Force in Deadpool 2, people have been losing their minds for this seemingly normal fellow who just followed his dreams and an ad for a job. Who is Peter, really? Is he the secret weapon that will tip the scales in the fight against Cable? What does his wife pack in his lunch?
Friends, I am here to tell you that all of these questions — except for the first two — are answered in Peter’s Twitter feed. Get ready to get white guy’d, kids.
What are Peter’s thoughts on sports?
I feel bad for the Blue Devils. That's a whole team of wasted talent right there.— Peter W. (@PeterW_1974) March 26, 2018
HALLELUJAH https://t.co/n7ABLPT74C— Peter W. (@PeterW_1974) March 27, 2018
Interesting. Is he religious at all?
Spilled some Axe Body Spray on my Bible. Can’t even look myself in the mirror right now. #Ashamed— Peter W. (@PeterW_1974) April 5, 2018
How about drugs? What is Peter’s stance on drugs like reefer?
Finally, how is he getting into shape for X-Force?
Spent the afternoon practicing our X-Forcing. These guys are really good. REALLY good. Need to work on my cardio. pic.twitter.com/Huj4nfwOUD— Peter W. (@PeterW_1974) April 19, 2018
I don’t have the phone number of anyone on the X-Force team. I don’t fully understand how this works.— Peter W. (@PeterW_1974) April 20, 2018
I take online Krav Maga classes. I also do a 2k walk/jog twice a week past the pond with the angry swans. Yesterday they wouldn’t let me pass but I brought an emergency snack, so I could lay in wait til they fell asleep. https://t.co/kzzYixngch— Peter W. (@PeterW_1974) April 24, 2018
Huh. Well, you can see Peter die what is most assuredly going to be a painful death by bees when Deadpool 2 hits theaters on May 18th. I’m sure Peter’s wife, Susan, will move on quickly. Just call it a hunch.
A school of fish just swam by the underwater lava. How do the fish know to turn at the same time like that? Maybe the ‘school’ has a principal who tells them when! #natureswonders #ILavaGoodLaugh #Humor #IThinkSusanIsCheating— Peter W. (@PeterW_1974) April 15, 2018