By Jodi Smith | Social Media | April 24, 2018 |
By Jodi Smith | Social Media | April 24, 2018 |
Ever since Peter was introduced as a part of the X-Force in Deadpool 2, people have been losing their minds for this seemingly normal fellow who just followed his dreams and an ad for a job. Who is Peter, really? Is he the secret weapon that will tip the scales in the fight against Cable? What does his wife pack in his lunch?
Friends, I am here to tell you that all of these questions — except for the first two — are answered in Peter’s Twitter feed. Get ready to get white guy’d, kids.
Honestly, she spoils me. #lovemywife #familylove pic.twitter.com/7W94A5lGND
— Peter W. (@PeterW_1974) March 26, 2018
What are Peter’s thoughts on sports?
I feel bad for the Blue Devils. That's a whole team of wasted talent right there.
— Peter W. (@PeterW_1974) March 26, 2018
HALLELUJAH https://t.co/n7ABLPT74C
— Peter W. (@PeterW_1974) March 27, 2018
Interesting. Is he religious at all?
Spilled some Axe Body Spray on my Bible. Can’t even look myself in the mirror right now. #Ashamed
— Peter W. (@PeterW_1974) April 5, 2018
My Uncle Dimitri had his name legally changed to “This Popsicle Stand”. I didn’t figure out why until it was time to leave the restaurant. #PrayingForHim #Disgusted
— Peter W. (@PeterW_1974) April 10, 2018
How about drugs? What is Peter’s stance on drugs like reefer?
.@TheSlyStallone I’ve never “blazed” marijuana. Family and friends are my hit of drugs. #Rocky #Fitness
— Peter W. (@PeterW_1974) April 7, 2018
I’m not toking on drugs. Smoke is actually used to relax the bees around the apiary (beehive) so I can harvest their delicious honey! #DrugsFree #NotToking pic.twitter.com/dE3MlG3ZWI
— Peter W. (@PeterW_1974) April 8, 2018
We should have two 4/19’s and move right on into 4/21. #DrugsFree #TokeFree #SongsNotBongs
— Peter W. (@PeterW_1974) April 21, 2018
Finally, how is he getting into shape for X-Force?
Spent the afternoon practicing our X-Forcing. These guys are really good. REALLY good. Need to work on my cardio. pic.twitter.com/Huj4nfwOUD
— Peter W. (@PeterW_1974) April 19, 2018
I don’t have the phone number of anyone on the X-Force team. I don’t fully understand how this works.
— Peter W. (@PeterW_1974) April 20, 2018
I take online Krav Maga classes. I also do a 2k walk/jog twice a week past the pond with the angry swans. Yesterday they wouldn’t let me pass but I brought an emergency snack, so I could lay in wait til they fell asleep. https://t.co/kzzYixngch
— Peter W. (@PeterW_1974) April 24, 2018
Huh. Well, you can see Peter die what is most assuredly going to be a painful death by bees when Deadpool 2 hits theaters on May 18th. I’m sure Peter’s wife, Susan, will move on quickly. Just call it a hunch.
A school of fish just swam by the underwater lava. How do the fish know to turn at the same time like that? Maybe the ‘school’ has a principal who tells them when! #natureswonders #ILavaGoodLaugh #Humor #IThinkSusanIsCheating
— Peter W. (@PeterW_1974) April 15, 2018