For April Fool’s Day, Ryan Reynolds tweeted the news that fans had been waiting to hear: Deadpool was going to be a hard R-rating.
Perhaps you heard about the explosively positive reaction the lucky bastards at Comic Con had to the Deadpool trailer/teaser in Hall H. Perhaps you heard that there is allegedly a bootleg out there of that trailer/teaser that people could watch if they were criminals and would also download a pizza. Maybe someone you know watched that and saw a split-second of Wade Wilson carrying Vanessa Carlyle (Morena Baccarin) while the two of them were butt-assed naked and clearly fucking. Maybe someone you know yelled when someone stood up in front of the camera and blocked the screen during another amazing scene, as if that jerk that got to see the whole Deadpool panel and trailer/teaser could actually hear through a computer and recording to move.
I mean, this is all alleged happenings.
I digress. Deadpool will have a motherfucking montage of, uh, fucking.
“It’s an origin story for these characters, so you see them falling in love. You see them meeting each other for the first time and discovering that they’re kindred spirits. There’s this awesome sex montage, you see them love each other more and more.” - Baccarin to Cinemablend
Maybe now my husband will be stoked about watching Deadpool as a Valentine’s Day date. Fourteen times.