I know what is happening and what I’m afraid of and I refuse to address it here. Got it?
Now, let’s get into the good things happening around the interwebs.
Me 60 sec ago: God I go away for one meeting and my whole TL is talking ab porgs wtf even is a por—*porg search results come up*— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) August 9, 2017
Me now: pic.twitter.com/v8gjxuYONV
Porgs are adorable, furry, and living with Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: The Last Jedi.
I am a connoisseur of anger and absurdity. I also really love the fuck word. Put those together and these nutty quotes from Liam Gallagher have made my day!
I heard [Harry Styles’s solo single “Sign of the Times”] and thought, “Bit fuckin’ dramatic for a young man.” I know he’s been in this big band and all that but that’s still a fuckin’ bubble you’re in. He’s not had much of a fuckin’ life, has he? I thought, “Chill out, you cunt.”
I can’t swim, man. I had an accident when I was a young kid in some mad thing round our way. I can swim in a pool a bit but when it gets to that deep bit I gotta come back. And fuck the sea. I ain’t going in that. Fuck that, mate. That ain’t meant for us. That’s meant for the sharks, and the jellyfish, tadpoles and stuff. But a hot tub? I’m alright in a hot tub. Can hang about in there for a bit.
Hannibal Season 4 Is Maybe Still Going To Be A Thing
Conversations couldn't start until 2 years after the final airing of season 3. @neoprod has started those conversations. This takes time.— Bryan Fuller (@BryanFuller) August 9, 2017
Batman vs. Two-Face Is Adam West’s Last Batman Role
Obviously I’m not stoked that Adam West has passed away. At least he got to play the Caped Crusader one last time, even if it is only his voice with the Warner Bros/DC animation.
Adam Ellis is a comic artist and he has a book coming out soon. Here is one of his comics:
He took to Twitter 2 days ago to tell the story of Dear David, a dead kid stalking him in his home. I like No Sleep, so this is right up my alley.
So, my apartment is currently being haunted by the ghost of a dead child and he's trying to kill me. (thread)— Ë—ËË‹ á´€á´…á´€á´ á´‡ÊŸÊŸÉªs ËŠËŽË—â€ (@moby_dickhead) August 7, 2017