Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Dustin Rowles | Social Media | September 6, 2016
Martin Shkreli, the douche-tongued pharma executive who is currently out on bail pending charge for securities fraud, did not learn his lesson last week about getting into Twitter beefs with comedians, after Stephen Colbert quickly and succinctly wiped the floor with him.
Douche allergies are no joke, y'all. #LSSC pic.twitter.com/CBGwNOAfKg
— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) August 27, 2016
Suck a dick? https://t.co/yA7DPvnRC4
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) August 27, 2016
Depends, how much are you marking them up? https://t.co/tWMc3aRvVy
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) August 27, 2016
Late last night, he tried to take on Patton Oswalt. Actual, funny comedians have been reduced to rubble by Patton Oswalt. Martin Shkreli didn't have a chance. It began when Patton Oswalt successfully got #TrumpCantSwim trending on Twitter, just to prove that he could.
And now #TrumpCantSwim is the top trending topic. We should all be ashamed of ourselves. #TrumpCantSwim? Lame!
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 5, 2016
@pattonoswalt who r u again
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016
why r u ever https://t.co/yERoMuOxDk
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
@pattonoswalt da best
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016
Nope. Now run along, live your life & die wealthy yet confused by how empty you feel in those last seconds. https://t.co/hPRn9J9hms
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
@MartinShkreli @pattonoswalt he's the voice of ratatouille, you're the voice of corporate greed
— Katie Keurig (@deadeverything) September 6, 2016
@deadeverything @pattonoswalt lol he does voices?
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016
Not like the ones in your head telling you that acquiring yet never creating is eating your soul but yeah, voices. https://t.co/tkNdqzfmYn
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
this pathetic loser would never be able to go toe-to-toe with me in a discussion about anything. comedian idiot! https://t.co/wlCS83U3e4
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016
Never said I was smarter than you, dummy. Just said you're boring and soulless. https://t.co/dWYVdQ4VXH
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
same w/colbert. u guys can deliver a joke but that doesn't make you smart. plus i'm funnier. @StephenAtHome @pattonoswalt its called talent
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016
Does this guy hear himself?
Dude, 12 year-olds on a Skittles rush can troll better than you. https://t.co/j0uLn9zrRl
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
They say laughter is the best medicine but I've never seen you run a clinical trial! @pattonoswalt liberal trash bag limousine liberal
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016
You got me there, Transdermal Patch Adams! https://t.co/ysMCVxiUb3
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
@pattonoswalt anyone especially me could do what u do plz stop pretending u matter
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016
If I don't matter then what's stopping you from crushing the comedy landscape? Have at it, champ! https://t.co/KM9A8K0y2G
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
This is Trump-level projection.
not enough $ in that waste of a time and GUESS WHAT I HELP PEOPLE WITH MY DRUGS STOOPID MORON u just line ur pockets https://t.co/u31RSFxHTX
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016
Then keep chasing those $$$s, dreamer! A life well spent. https://t.co/wUfLSxJvfT
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
ur the king of queens im the KING OF BROOKLYN now step off @pattonoswalt
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016
.@pattonoswalt LOL he thinks you're @KevinJames ????
— (((Amy Keyishian))) (@madfoot) September 6, 2016
Eh, let's let him have that one. Don't wanna embarrass the little fella any further. https://t.co/lp3CtE7NgW
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
Well, @MartinShkreli, this was...enervating. Tell the people you pay to tell you you're funny to ALSO assure you that you won. G'night.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
This was where Martin lost, BTW. https://t.co/jBB2cUOG4R
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
show business is for loser idiot morons. a couple of lucky morons who made it big. they probably do drugs, too. liberal trash!
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016
I am fairly certain he lost years and years ago, but this is as good a place as any time to mark it.
Hat Tip: Valhallaback Girl
