Everyone was losing their minds over the Netflix reboot of Queer Eye that hit the streaming platform this past February. I held off as long as I could - since I’m prone to stubbornness - but once my husband turned it on, I was hooked. Jonathan Van Ness is THE ABSOLUTE MOST and I adore the rest of the New Fab Five as well. So much so that I was bereft when we sped through the entire first season like it was nothing.
Sure, Netflix renewed Queer Eye for another season, BUT WHEN WILL THAT BE HERE? TOMORROW? NO? I was horribly lost until I realized social networks exist for a reason: to obsessively follow and immerse ourselves in the things we like until we hate them. With that in mind, I followed every Queer Eye host on Twitter. If, like me, you are seeking to fill your emptiness with more Jonathan, Tan, Karamo, Antoni, and Bobby, I HAVE GOT YOU.
I COULDN’T BE MORE PROUD to share this short that I shot from @nbcsnl digital, with Pete Davidson. If you’re craving a dose of @QueerEye, I know you’ll appreciate this… https://t.co/XDaPjsFBzy pic.twitter.com/Xg3U1zGZUr— Tan France (@tanfrance) March 21, 2018
The reason I use ice cubes on my face. Plus, it’s free! pic.twitter.com/zP8fgBVbxx— Karamo Brown (@KaramoBrown) March 28, 2018
.@KaramoBrown, one of the hosts of @QueerEye and a graduate of Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, shared the story of his friend Aaron Feis, one of the 17 lives taken in Parkland ahead of the #MarchForOurLives today. pic.twitter.com/WbVcdnL0UC— Human Rights Campaign (@HRC) March 25, 2018
Hi Friends, quick message on how to deal with people in our lives who like to focus on the mistakes we’ve made and how as a culture we can begin congratulate each other on our individual growths. We gotta do better and I believe we can. #Advice pic.twitter.com/kMvjxpQOCj— Karamo Brown (@KaramoBrown) March 28, 2018
I had two glazed and one apple fritter @Wegmans donuts, a carafe of coffee and blueberry pancakes for breakfast this morning. Also my sweatpants from 2 days ago are still on. I ❤️ Syracuse.— Antoni Porowski (@antoni) March 18, 2018
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED https://t.co/4uxGY0pTBl— Antoni Porowski (@antoni) March 27, 2018
So my life is complete now! @Meghan_Trainor is following me ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️— Bobby Berk (@bobbyberk) March 23, 2018
I would apologize for this barrage, BUT I AIN’T SORRY. This man is like hairy sunshine.
Here you go bb girl who wanted me to do a hurkie pic.twitter.com/yHpjI1Vb40— Jonathan Van Ness (@jvn) February 28, 2018
Yay #Southkorea serving diplomacy ferosh, showing a State Dept moment is both effective & cute— Jonathan Van Ness (@jvn) March 6, 2018
Rex getting fired has me as surprised as I was when Simone Biles won the all around in 2016.— Jonathan Van Ness (@jvn) March 13, 2018
Honey Trump has his news drop on Friday afternoon insta timing on lock but I feel the metrics changing so it may not work so well anymore— Jonathan Van Ness (@jvn) March 17, 2018
Also too, can I Juat say that all this new space on @Twitter is so much more on brand for my comedy! I need this space for random steams of consciousness and like making a point sometimes 💙💙👯♂️💅🏽— Jonathan Van Ness (@jvn) March 19, 2018
I have to say that w the blatant conflict of interest rat fucking Donald is giving our country RN I’m not sure we need him beat up. What we need are elected officials to hold him accountable - so bury your head in the news and get active ladies and gentlemen.— Jonathan Van Ness (@jvn) March 22, 2018
Omg @QueerEye really is relevant RN the 5 of us all have more followers than Justin’s rebound from Selena.— Jonathan Van Ness (@jvn) March 23, 2018
Okay, I’ll stop. BUT ONLY IF YOU ALL GET JONATHAN TO BE MY BESTIE 5EVA.