This Week In No Thank You, Please and Do Not Want

By Jodi Smith | Miscellaneous | April 19, 2017 |

By Jodi Smith | Miscellaneous | April 19, 2017 |

Will Smith Is In the Running for the Genie in Live-Action Aladdin

Will Smith might grant your three wishes as the genie in Disney’s forthcoming live-action Aladdin. Deadline reports that Smith is in early talks to join Guy Ritchie’s “nonlinear” Aladdin.

Lady Gaga and EILF Bradley Cooper Are Still Remaking A Star Is Born

In the still, Gaga’s Ally — a departure from the film’s traditional leading lady’s name, Esther— sings passionately into the mic, while Cooper’s Jackson Maine jams on the guitar beside her. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Cooper and the “Million Reasons” songstress filmed scenes at the Coachella musical festival, where Lady Gaga was headlining.

Julia Roberts Is People Magazine’s World’s Most Beautiful Woman, Because They Forgot About All of the Gorgeous WOC in Hollywood, Apparently

The stunning star is, for a record fifth time, the Most Beautiful Woman in the World - though she can hardly believe it. “I am very flattered,” she tells PEOPLE’s editor-in-chief Jess Cagle in this week’s cover story.

There Is A Wet Hot American Summer Roleplay Game Called Fantasy Camp

Players can choose a favorite character to inhabit as they attend the fictional Camp Firewood as they attempt to save the day, get some action, or win the talent show.

SyFy Has A Superman Prequel Series

Taking place two generations before its destruction, instead of focusing on Kal-El, it follows his grandfather, who is fighting to redeem the honor of the House of El while also saving his beloved world from chaos.

Shitgibbon Orangeaid Is Still In The White House