Earlier this year, New York comedian Brandon Scott Wolf opened a dating website called DateBrandonScottWolf.com: The #1 Online Dating Site For Brandon Scott Wolf.
DateBrandonScottWolf featured a profile for the 25 year-old performer and over-educated bartender, including a functional submission system featuring delightfully specific multiple choice answers to complex personal questions.
Now a staff writer on Best Time Ever with Neil Patrick Harris, Wolf is ready to up the ante. And that’s why he’s released FightBrandonScottWolf.com: The #1 Online Fighting Site For Brandon Scott Wolf.
The pitch is simple: Brandon would like to fight world champion Floyd “Money” Mayweather in Las Vegas. All money raised from the battle royale would be split between a charity for battered women and a charity that teaches adult literacy— two subjects raised around the Mayweather/Pacquiao match earlier this year.
The website includes a page where fans can directly write to Mayweather’s management, and a page set aside for the fighter himself to accept Brandon’s challenge.
In preparation for the inevitable, Wolf has also released his living will.
We here at Pajiba couldn’t be more thrilled to watch Brandon Scott Wolf maybe die a brutal, bloody death for an excellent cause! We’re behind you. Way,way behind you.
You can follow Brandon’s further adventures on Twitter.