John Oliver Returns Feb. 12 and He's Not Allowed to Take Time Off Again for the Next Four Years

The return we’ve all been waiting for…OK, the comedy return we’ve all been waiting f—OK, fine, it’s one of the top, like, four returns we’ve been waiting for.

I genuinely don’t know how to stay sane for the next four years (spoiler: I don’t) without John Oliver, so, basically, I don’t think he can take a vacation. Like…ever. Ever again. At least for four years. WE NEED YOU ON THE FRONTLINES, JOHN.

HELP US, JEFF THE LUNG, YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE.