Welcome to the Author Archive for Courtney Enlow

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Courtney Enlow, Features Writer Extraordinaire: Courtney Enlow is a former managing editor for Pajiba who now pops in unannounced like Kimmy Gibbler to write features. She is also the associate editor of SYFY Fangrrls and co-host of Trends Like These with Travis McElroy and Brent Black. She has written for Vanity Fair, Glamour, The Huffington Post and Bustle. You can follow her on Twitter.

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Liveblogging the 2018 Golden Globes

How YouTube Star Logan Paul Found the Line, Crossed it, Sh*t on it and Set it on Fire

Liveblogging the Holidays: 'Love Actually'

Sexual Assault, Powerful Men and Realizing the Gaslights Really Are Flickering

Liveblogging the Holidays: 'Prancer'

Liveblogging the Holidays: 'A Christmas Story Live' Real-Time Review

A Holiday Open Letter to Ellen Griswold: The Season's Most Tragic Figure

'The Disaster Artist' Review: Leave Your Negative Reviews in Your Pocket

In Which We Thank 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' and Rosa Diaz for Using 'The Word'

F*cking Finally--Netflix Has Fired Alleged Rapist Danny Masterson

A Netflix Exec Said He Doesn't Believe the Danny Masterson Allegations--To One of Masterson's Accusers

Netflix Cancels the Miranda Sings Show, Still Totally Cool with Danny Masterson, Accused of Raping Four Women

Some Important Cancellation News

36 Reasons 'While You Were Sleeping' Is the Best Romantic Comedy of All Time

On Believing Women vs. Believing Your Friend Dave Who Is Just, Like, Such a Good Guy

Lena Dunham and the '80-Cent Wage Gap' of White Feminism

Danny Masterson's Alleged Victims Are Speaking Up. Netflix Continues to Do Nothing

Bryan Cranston Thinks Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein Deserve a Second Chance. F*ck That

Louis C.K. and How Predators Victimize Themselves by Making Women Feel Sorry for Them

About November 8

Kristina Cohen's Post about Ed Westwick Is Everything You Should Know about Rape Culture and Why We Don't Report

Danny Masterson Accused of Raping Four Women--So Why Hasn't Netflix Acted?

Andy Dick Accused of Sexual Assault--Who Could Have Seen This Coming?! (All of Us. Here's a List)

USA Cancels 'Playing House,' Thanks for Three Bangin' Seasons

Alexander Skarsgard Is Here to Confuse You in Your Pants

'But These Allegations Could Ruin a Man's Career!' Right. Here's a List of Men Accused of Assault Whose Careers Turned Out Just Fine

Are Jenny Slate and Chris Evans Back Together? Just Give Us This, Universe

There Is No Body Double Melania Trump Conspiracy Because We Can't Have Any Fun

Add Terry Gilliam to the Pile of Powerful Assholes in Hollywood

Are We Better or Worse Off with President Trump Versus President Pence?

Weinstein, Power and Consent: From 'Harvey's Girls' to Now

My 5-Year-Old Reviews 'My Little Pony: The Movie,' Kind Of

Donald Trump Accuses Puerto Rico of Being Lazy, Is Golfing, Can F*ck Himself Sideways with a Hair Brush

We Are Forever Merely Bodies, Eternally Just Things

How Kevin James's 'Kevin Can Wait' Killed Erinn Hayes Off So His Character Could Bang Leah Remini

GOOP Promotes Crystals for Sexual Trauma, Can Officially Go F*ck Itself

Liveblogging the 2017 Emmy Awards

Taylor Swift and Her Amazing Technicolor Bullsh-t

Another Famous Man Turns Out to Be Disappointing. Consider Us Unsurprised

2017 Has Been Such Batsh*t Madness, We Haven't Even Talked about Barb from 'Stranger Things' Being Nominated for a Goddamn Emmy

The Adventure Zone Fandom Says Farewell--and #GreatJobDMGriffin--to the Podcast's Balance Arc

The F*ckability of Alt-Right Nazi Dipsh*ts Is Horribly Beside the Point. But Let's Nip that Right in the Bud Anyway

The Horrifying John McCain 'Jokes' No One Talks About

Chester Bennington and the Unfortunately Frequent Reminder that Suicide Isn't Selfish

'Grease 2:' Feminist Masterpiece and the Superior 'Grease' Film

A List of Things You Should Not Put in Your Vagina, According to Science

Michael Gambon Has a Wife and a Mistress and Everyone Is Cool with It Because Albus Dumbledore? That Guy F-cks

Johnny Depp Will Be Fine. They Always Are

The Illinois Bishop and His Catechism of Hate

A Love Letter to Billie Lourd, Debbie Reynolds and Those of Us Who've Loved an Addict

Liveblogging the Now Oscar-Winning 'Suicide Squad'

Justin Timberlake Is a Thirsty Mess of a Human Assh*ole

We Are All Barry Goldberg Finding Out 'Moonlight' Was the True Winner

Liveblogging the 2017 Oscars

Patrick Stewart Tells Us All about His Pants Picard (It's His D*ck, Guys, He's Talking about His D*ck)

Lin-Manuel Miranda Singing R. Kelly's 'Ignition' Is the Only Thing You Need Today

Good Human Beings Continue to Be Good While Your Protest Vote Ruins Everything

An Empty Makeup Box Is Bullying People on Social Media Because That's Just Where We Are in Society

The 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' Reboot Has Movie Sign and a Netflix Release Date

Amber Tamblyn and David Cross Had Their Baby, Are Adorable Baby Name Trolls

Lindsay Lohan Says She Was 'Racially Profiled' For Wearing a Headscarf. ...K.

Jennifer Garner Is No One's Ashes, Sad Affleck

The Brutal Depiction of Anxiety on 'This Is Us' Is Its Biggest Gutpunch Yet

Liveblogging Lifetime's Britravesty 'Britney Ever After'

Why In God's Name Is Allison Williams Cosplaying as Kellyanne Conway on the Cover of Allure?

We Received a Press Release for Kid-Friendly Ecstasy for Children and I Need to Talk About It

Susan Sarandon Remains the Worst

Whatever Happened to Kevin Smith's 'Mallrats 2' and 'Clerks 3'?

Actual, Liveable Self-Care Tips for this Bonkers Bullsh*t Time

Ed Sheeran Thinks He and Taylor Swift Are Just a Couple of Underdogs. Super Rich, Ultra White Underdogs

Dakota Johnson Fits Stuff Into Her Tooth Gap, Remains Far Too Good for 'Fifty Shades'

An Open Letter to Those Who Said Hillary Clinton Was Just as Bad as or Worse Than Trump

To Salma Hayek, Shirley MacLaine, Cat Cora and Anyone Shouting Down Jessica Williams and Other Women? Just. F*cking. Listen

Brie Larson Is So Over Saying Casey Affleck's Name at Award Shows

Samantha Bee to Host 'Not the White House Correspondents' Dinner' the Same Night as Actual Correspondents' Dinner

Quick Reminder: This Is Why We Should All Be 100% In Favor of Punching Nazis

Aw, Sad, Rob Lowe Was Inconvenienced by the Protests Against the Muslim Ban (UPDATE)

Mel Gibson Is Having a Great Day Because #OscarsSoSexualAssaulty

Roman Polanski Is Super Sad That Everyone Hates Him, Guys :(

Chris Brown Responds to Aziz Ansari's SNL Monologue By Calling Him 'Aladdin'

From the DoD to Olivia Munn, Everyone Is Being Shady Today and We Love It

Susan Sarandon Reminds Us to 'Show Up' and Resist Trump. Like You Did, Susan?

Taylor Swift Is Getting Called the F*ck Out Again

Remember That Time Donald Trump Tried to Get Involved with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's Breakup?

Please. Please 2017. Please. Let Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Be Back Together. Give Us This

Samoas or Caramel deLites? Why Do Girl Scout Cookies Have Different Names Depending On Where You Live?

Lin-Manuel Miranda, Josh Groban and Other Faves Singing 'Careless Whisper' Is What We Need

Barack Obama's Going Home: A Presidential Pajiba Love, One Last Time

Johnny Depp Thanks the Assh*les Who Stood By Him After Abusing His Wife

In 1999, Donald Trump Wrote about the Dangers of 'Rewriting History and Spreading Fear' to 'Gain Political Power'

Kate Hudson's Primary Job Now Seems to Be 'Being Kate Hudson'

John Oliver Returns Feb. 12 and He's Not Allowed to Take Time Off Again for the Next Four Years

'Will & Grace' Returning to TV for 10 Glorious Episodes

That 'Fake for a Movie' Ben Affleck Tattoo Mess Makes No Appearance in 'Live by Night'

'Sherlock' Stars Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman Don't Get Along, Not a Big Deal Because They're Dudes

The Most Infuriating, F*cked Up, Batsh*t Bonkers Statements from Trump's Times of London Interview

The Full Trailer for 'The Santa Clarita Diet' Has Dropped and We Are So In

Oh Wow, Margot Robbie as Tonya Harding Is No Joke

Broadway Stars' Concert for America Is the Most Important Thing Happening on Jan. 20

Donald Trump Shouldn't Even Speak or Type Martin Luther King's Name

Octavia Spencer Bought Out a Theater So Low-Income Families Could See 'Hidden Figures'

Women Spoke Just 27% of the Words in 2016's Top Ten Movies

Marie Osmond Is a Little Bit Country, But Not *That* Country

Milwaukee Brewers Player Has a Helpful Tip for Those of Us Terrified about Losing Birth Control Access: Abstinence

Sterling K. Brown Offers Himself Up for 'Green Lantern Corps' and We Offer Up Our Lions in Support

L'Oreal Has Been Celebrating Blake Lively's 'Diversity' for Years

All the Times Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Have Given Us Hope for Their Love This Awards Season

STFU, Steve Harvey. Sincerely, People Who Aren't Garbage

Trevor Noah Fights for the True Victims of Meryl Streep's Speech: Guys in Tapout Shirts

Liveblogging Depression: Here's What This Sh-t Feels Like

Ashton Kutcher Was Deemed Worthy of Three Times More Money Than Natalie Portman

Concerned About Kinkshaming Donald Trump? F*ck Off With That Right Now

Travis Tritt Is Against Celebrities Talking Politics (Unless It's Him, Then It's Cool)

Tom Hiddleston Apologizes for His Globes Speech, Should Have Un-Humblebragged More Eloquently

Andrew Garfield and Ryan Reynolds Make Out, Prove Spideypool Is Real

Liveblogging the 2017 Golden Globes

Ben Affleck Either Has a New Ladyfriend or He's a Time Traveler or Both

A Tribute to the Majestic Love Ballads of '80s/'90s Soap Operas

Leah Remini's 'Scientology and the Aftermath' Is Must-Watch Television

International Lawyer and Activist Amal Clooney Reportedly Expecting Twins with Actor Husband

The WaPo Express Did a Cover Story on the Women's March. They F*cked It Up

'Girl Meets World' Has Been Cancelled. Here's Why It Mattered

A Former 'American Idol' Loser Got Called White at an Airport Popeye's and Cried about It on TV

'Bright Lights: Starring Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher' Will Drown Us All in Our Own Tears

Angelina Jolie Is Not F*cking Around

Seasons Change, Years Come and Go, But Chris Brown Will Always Be the Worst

Kim Kardashian Returns to Social Media and Removes, Then Re-Adds 'West' to Her Social Accounts--WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Will Getting Hit By a Bus Kill You?

How a Disney Junior Cartoon Predicted the Election

The First Great Mommy Shaming of 2017, Courtesy of Eva Amurri

Day 25: And At Christmas, You Tell the Truth - Saying Farewell to 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

Day 24: The Real 'Love Actually' Drinking Game - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

Day 23: The Tragic True Story of My Attempt to Liveblog 'Love Actually' - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

Festivus Airing of the 2016 Grievances

Day 22: You Win This One, Robots - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

Surprise! Johnny Depp Is Still an Assh*ole

Emma Stone Talks Equality, Says Directors Give Her Improvised Lines to Male Co-Stars

Rape Culture Is the Director of 'Passengers' Believing Most Would Do What Chris Pratt's Character Did

Day 21: 'Love Actually' Versus 'The Holiday'--What Flawed Fave Wins? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

Which Celebs Does Jennifer Lawrence Hate?! WE NEED TO KNOW

Find Someone Who Looks at You the Way Chris Hemsworth Looks at Michael Shannon

Justin Bieber Drunk in a Fur Coat Is Our New Christmas Card

All the Reboots Coming Soon to TV

Day 20: What It's Been Like Watching 'Love Actually' Every Day for 25 Days - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

A Very Reproductive Rights Horror Show Edition of Pajiba Love

Words of Hope from Lin-Manuel Miranda to Remind Us That Maybe Hope Is Only Mostly Dead

Scientologists Are So Scared They're Moving Tom Cruise to the 'Super Power Building'

Day 19: These 'Love Actually' Deleted Scenes Are Completely Bonkers - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

Day 18, Part 2: Just a Normal Post, No Warning about the Robot Uprising - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

Day 18: Colin Firth--The Ted Mosby of 'Love Actually' - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

Daryl Dixon Probably Killed Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger's Relationship

SHAMONE! 'South Park' Creator Trey Parker Is the Villain in 'Despicable Me 3'

Day 15: What the F*ck Is this Christmas Pageant All About Anyway? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

Jennifer Lawrence Is Relatable, Urinates Outdoors Behind Her Mother JUST LIKE US

This Majestic Cover of 'All I Want for Christmas' Is Our 2016 Holiday Anthem

They're Still Trying to Make a 'How I Met Your Mother' Spinoff Happen

Martin Sheen, Debra Messing and Others Urge Electors to Vote Anyone but Trump

Day 14: Reminder--Emma Thompson Is Wearing a Fat Suit and Stays with Her Garbage Husband - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

Hilary Duff Kissed Her Child and the Internet Was FURIOUS

Johnny Depp Still Sucks, Still Trying to Get Out of Paying Amber Heard

Grown-Ass Adult John Mayer Posted a Bitter Tweet about Taylor Swift's Birthday

'Timeless' Star Matt Lanter Shares His Powerful Story of Triumph Living with a Girly Dog

Day 13: The Hump Point Hump-Post -- What Pairs Should Have Ended Up Together? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

Piers Morgan Says Madonna and Lady Gaga Lied about Being Raped Because He Is a Piece of Sh*t

'Atlanta' Star Lakeith Stanfield Receives the Kanye West Award-Jacking Award at the Critics' Choice Awards

Day 12: The Real Villain of the Movie? Laura Linney's Brother's C*ckblock of a Mental Hospital - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

Accused Sexual Abuser Casey Affleck Continues to Be Doing Fine

EXCLUSIVE: All the Celebrities Set to Attend President Trump's Inauguration

Day 11: Let's Play a Game of Mortal, Imaginary or Sex Robot - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

Day 10: Why Is Emma Thompson's Entire Character a Lie? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

Sam Hyde, That Guy Who Created the Adult Swim 'Alt-Right' Show, Is a Real Sh*tbird

Day 9: Wait, Alan Rickman's Company Does WHAT? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

TJ MIller Got Arrested for Slapping His Uber Driver After an Argument about Donald Trump

2016's Tearjerkiest Commercials

Day 8: An Examination of All the Body Issues in 'Love Actually' - 25 Days of 'Love, Actually'

Day 7: A Brief Musical Interlude - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

Last Night's 'This Is Us' Was an Even Bigger Emotionfest Than Usual

So, You're Dead Inside

Day 6: Is Tony a Time Traveler, Teleporter, or Just a Victim of Bad Editing? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

A Series of Reactions to Washington Post's 'How to Make Feminism Great Again' Article

Day 5: What's the Deal with the American Girls and Why Are They Into Garbage Colin? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

No, Marlon Brando and Bernardo Bertolucci Did Not Physically Rape Maria Schneider--But That's Not the Point

Day 4: Alan Rickman's Secretary Might Be a Sex Robot - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

Day 3: What Exactly Is President Billy Bob Doing to Natalie's Head? - 25 Days of 'Love, Actually'

Day 2: Movie, I'd Like to Have a Word with Your HR Supervisor - 25 Days of 'Love, Actually'

We Need to Talk about NSYNC's Fashion Choices

A Comprehensive Breakdown of Everything Awfulsome about Lifetime's Britney Spears Biopic

Is Andrew Garfield Trolling Us Right Now?

Day 1: Is Peter and Juliet's Wedding Unstuck in Time? - 25 Days of 'Love, Actually'

Human Pile of Scarves Finally Deigns to Pay His Divorce Settlement

Your Boozy Aunt Courtney Is Here to Tell You about the Gossip Surrounding Amanda Seyfried and Thomas Sadoski

Not Gonna Lie, Mariah Carey's Impossibly Strict Diet Sounds Fancy and Delicious

Chip and Joanna Gaines of 'Fixer Upper' Belong to an Anti-Gay Church that Promotes LGBT Conversion

Evan Rachel Wood Talks about Her Rape Experiences

There's Going to be a 24/7 Taylor Swift Channel. No We Don't Know Why

Sweet Potato Toast and Other Lies Perpetrated by Pinterest

Slate Thinks PMS Is Made Up. *cracks knuckles* So Let's Talk PMS

The Disturbing Realization Reading about Casey Affleck's Sexual Harassment Allegations

Welcome to the Hellmouth: Your Weekend in Trump - Nov. 24-27

Spoilers for the Shows You Couldn't Keep Up with Because You Were Too Sad about the Election

Colin Jost Remains the Worst, Blames Gender Identity Options for Trump

Don't Worry, My Terrified Friends--Gwyneth Paltrow Reminds You It's 'Such an Exciting Time to Be an American'

Joel McHale Reveals Shocking Information, Divulges that Chevy Chase Is a Huge Ass*ole (These Are Unrelated Things)

'Let's Go, Democrats. I'll Kill You All.' The Real Story of That Trump Supporter at Hamilton Chicago

The Hamilton Cast Has a Powerful Message for Boo-Victim Mike Pence

If You're Curious Who Paris Hilton Voted For, It's the One Who Leched All Over Her When She Was 12

That Time a 1987 Newsweek Reader Shaded All Future Americans

Mike Pence and this Hugely Diverse Group of Outsiders Are Here to Shake Up the Status Quo

Fuck You, Dr. Phil

Trump Supporters Boycotting Pepsi, Oreos, and Netflix; Let's Buy Pepsi and Oreos and Binge-Watch Stuff

If You Were Wondering If Ivanka Might Ever Wise Up and Cut Ties...LOL No

Here's Something Gross Unrelated to Trump: Tony Bennett First Met His Wife While She Was a Fetus

A Seriously Sexy List of All the Times Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Earned that Sexiest Man Alive Title

There's a Conspiracy Theory Involving Barcodes, the Devil and 'The Mark of the Beast'

Emily Doe, Stanford Sexual Assault Survivor, Named a Glamour Woman of the Year

A Naked Zack Morris (aka Mark-Paul Gosselaar) Is Exactly What We Need Today

The 'Beauty and the Beast' Official Trailer Is Here to Stop the Petals of Your Heart-Rose from Falling Off

The One Thing We Can All Do to Stand Up for What's Right (And No, It's Not a Safety Pin)

Just a Bunch of Barack Obama and Joe Biden BFF Memes Because We Need That

That Hayley Atwell Show She Was Too Good For Got Cancelled

Leslie Odom, Jr. Will Heal this Nation with Some Christmas Spirit

I Think We Can Assume That Donald Trump 'SVU' Episode Probably Won't Air

Dylan Marron Continues to Be the Best of Humanity, Tells Trump Supporters 'I Love You'

Take Care of Yourself Today--Tomorrow Needs You

Prince Harry Defends Girlfriend Meghan Markle from Tabloids and Trolls

Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Hamilton Are Here to Make Everything All Better

If You Won't Listen to the Rest of Us, Listen to George R. R. Martin and Vote Against Orange Ramsay Bolton

Lena Dunham Compares Voting Jill Stein to Being Someone's Sidepiece, We Don't Know, It's Weird

You Are Not Emotionally Prepared for This Pro-Black Lives Matter, Pro-Obama Glenn Beck Interview

Rami Malek Is Playing Freddie Mercury in the Queen Movie

#SpiritCooking and Devil Worship: Just Another Day for Wikileaks and Trump Supporters

'Running Zack' Morris Apologizes for that 'Saved by the Bell' Episode

The Code Word is Go, Cubs, Go! Hamilton's Chicago Cast Honors the Cubs

Forget 'Back to the Future'--'Parks and Recreation' Predicted the Cubs 2016 World Series Win

Just a Big Damn List of Awesome Things Related to the Cubs Win Because Why the F*ck Not, WE WON, BABY!

Child Rape, Forced Abortions and Beyond: Leah Remini Takes on Scientology

Go Ahead. Vote Your Conscience at the Polls

Actual Angel Rowan Blanchard Joins Ava DuVernay's 'A Wrinkle In Time'

This Hillary Clinton Email Shows What a Crooked Monster She Truly Is

Scott Walker Tried to Make a Sick Burn, Accidentally Endorses Hillary Clinton

Tom Hanks Has His Halloween Costume--Any Questions?

The Best Feel-Good Guilt-Free Gore-Fest Horror Flicks for Halloween Joy and Rapture

Alfred Hitchcock: One of Hollywood's Most Acclaimed Sexual Predators

The TL;DR of the Latest Clinton Email 'Scandal': It's Nothing. Calm Down.

Amy Schumer Doesn't Get It and Doesn't Seem to Care

Chris Hemsworth Apologizes for His Problematic Halloween Costume in the Best Way

Today in 'God Dammit, White People' News, We Bring You 'Coat Switching'

There's the Bad-Mess 'American Horror Story' We Know

Crosswalk Buttons, Elevator Door-Close Buttons and Our Very Lives Are a Lie

Human Sack of Excremement Promises to 'Grab [His] Musket' If Trump Loses

Patton Oswalt Discusses the Loss of His Wife, Breaks Our Hearts

How We'd Spend Our Birthday if We Were Hillary Clinton

Will Ferrell Resurrected His George W. Bush Impression to Take on Trump

Megyn Kelly Has Become the Biggest Example of White Feminism at Work

'We Basically Handed Her a Porn Machine': Practical Horrors of Raising Children in the Internet Age

Don't Dream It, Don't Be It, Don't Watch It: A Not Live Discussion of the Not Live 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'

Is Your Internet Being a Slow Sack of Buttholes Today? It's Not Just You

'American Horror Story: Roanoke' Keeps Breaking Our Trash-Based Rating System

In Celebration of Nasty Women

A New Willy Wonka Movie Is Happening, Oh My God, STOP

Let's Wildly Speculate What Ivanka Trump and Anita Hill Are Talking About

Garbage Troll Tweets that Periods Can Be Stopped through Bladder Control, Gets Exactly What He Wants

Discover Tanis: The Most Beautiful, Creepiest, Best Podcast

In Advance of the Final Presidential Debate, We Bring You Our Harrowing Debate Tale

Who the F*ck Is Phoebe Price? A Pajiba Investigation

The Adorable Connection Between 'This Is Us' and Hamilton

Keegan Michael Key and Joss Whedon Talk about the Weather (in a Trump Hellscape)

Rose McGowan's List of Reasons #WhyWomenDontReport Is Eye-Opening and Heartbreaking

Tracy Morgan Is Coming Back to TV

Leslie Jones, Lin-Manuel Miranda and the Sexiest Teacher Alive Are in a Three-Way Twitter Love Connection

PETA Remains the Worst, Uses 'Grab a P*ssy' to Promote Cat Adoption

Quit It with the Idea That Sexual Assault Has Anything to Do with Appearance

'And Don't F*ck It Up': Discussing the 'RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 2' Finale with Mark Shrayber

Let's Check in On 'American Horror Story'...Yep, That Sounds about Right

#NextFakeTrumpVictim Is Every Reason Assault Victims Don't Come Forward

Campbell's New Spider-Man Commercial Will Brighten Your Whole Day

Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero Reunite for 'Best F(r)iends'

The Only Way to Celebrate #NationalFarmersDay? With FarmersOnly.com

Donald Trump Talking about Women's Skin Remains the Creepiest Thing Ever

Wikileaks October Surprise Focuses on the Real Issues: The Connection Between Blink-182 and Aliens

The Difference Between '50 Shades', Beyoncé and P*ssy Grabbin' with Trump

Holy F*ck, There's a Kim Kardashian Robbery Costume for Sale

Hillary Clinton Has the Drag Vote--Queens Lip Sync as Donald Trump

This Trump Surrogate Pearl-Clutchingly Quoted Beyoncé on CNN

Amber Tamblyn Shares Her Story of Sexual Assault, or Locker Room Talk If You're Donald Trump

A Bit of Hope, Courtesy of the Students at Wash U: Scenes from the Presidential Debate

Live Talking The Presidential Debate with Courtney Enlow

Kelly Clarkson Is Here to Speak the Truth about the Garbage Nonsense Experience of Pregnancy

Ben & Jerry's Says Black Lives Matter; We All Scream for Ice Cream

We Call Out to Celebrity Couple Jesus, Let Abbi Jacobson and Carrie Brownstein Be a Thing

Kim Kardashian Shows Us the Effects of Victim Blaming

The Creepiest Podcast Episodes for Your October Listening Pleasure

Laura Prepon and Ben Foster Engaged, in More Pressing News Have Apparently Been Dating

Can Any Title Beat 'Batman v Superman's' Stupidity Game? They're Sure Going to Try

Kid Cudi Has Checked into Rehab for Depression and Suicidal Urges

Here's the Trailer for Lifetime's 'Who Killed JonBenét?' to Make You Feel Uncomfortable

Puddy Is Lemony Snicket in Netflix's 'A Series of Unfortunate Events'

DJ Tanner's Daughter Was on 'The Voice.' She Sure Did Sing

The 'Golden Girls' Action Figures Are the Only Things We've Ever Wanted

Colin Jost and Michael Che Up Their Garbage Game by Saying Nice Things about Donald Trump

Steven Avery's Engagement Is Off. LOVE IS DEA--Oh, Wait, We're Good with This One

Fake Police Officers and Other Things Men Don't Realize Women Fear

Kim Kardashian Was Robbed at Gunpoint and People Are Being Absolute D*cks about It

Milo Ventimiglia Gushing Over His 'This Is Us' Co-Stars Is Precious

Ted Cruz Reviews 'Now You See Me' to Attack Mark Ruffalo, Whatever, No One Knows What's Happening Anymore, The World Is Melting

Nate Parker on Rape Allegations: 'I Don't Feel Guilty'

What Game Are You Running Here, Taylor Swift?

Emily Blunt Railing Against the Word 'Likable' Makes Her Even More Likable

Allison Williams Bidding Farewell to Marnie Michaels Is Adorable

James Corden Performs with the Single Best Boy Band of Them All, The Backstreet Boys

A List of Men We Don't Hate In Order to Shut Up Commenters Who Accuse Us of Man-Hating

This Is a Post about Jake Gyllenhaal's Pubic Hair

Lin-Manuel Miranda Will Host SNL and Everything Is Going to Be OK

Yes Men, All Women Really Have Been Taught to Politely Tolerate Your Bullsh*t

Watch Claire Foy and Matt Smith in the Trailer for Netflix's 'The Crown'

Karen Walker Lives! The 'Will & Grace' Cast Reunited to Take Down Trump

JonBenét Ramsey and the Blurred Line Between Entertainment and Murder

Brody Jenner Is Every Dumb High School Acquaintance You Haven't Unfriended on Facebook Yet

Lin-Manuel Miranda and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's 'Moana' Promotion Is the Only Good Thing in the World

Leah Remini Developing Docu-series about Scientology, Must Be Protected

The Ultimate 'What This Famous Person Looks Like Now Is JAW-DROPPING' Click-Bait Post

Guys, WTF Is Happening in 'Transformers 5?'

Bill Hader Will Play Alpha 5 in the 'Power Rangers' Movie Because Alpha's Magical Christmas Comes Early This Year

'Great British Bake-Off' Is Just Paul Hollywood and a Baguette in a Wig at this Point

Remember that Ukrainian 'Prankster' Who Assaults People on Red Carpets? Gigi Hadid Hit Him

See This Stupid Necklace? It's $125. Thanks, John Mayer

Holy Sh*t, Brad Pitt Is Under Investigation for Child Abuse (UPDATE)

While You Were Being Outraged about Peaceful Kneeling, Police Are Still Shooting Black People

Actors You Didn't Know Were Broadway Legends, You Uncultured Swine

Angelina Jolie Wants You to Grab Your Popcorn for This One

CNN Has Suspended Corey Lewandowski After Learning He's Still on the Trump Payroll

Show Us Your Tats: The Stories Behind Our Tattoos

How Could the Trump Skittles Meme Get More Idiotic? By Using an Unauthorized Photo...from a Refugee

Angelina Jolie Filed for Divorce from Brad Pitt--Holy Sh*t

Jason Lee and Other Celebrities Who've Freed Themselves from Xenu's Clutches

Watch the 'Stranger Things' Kids Sing 'Uptown Funk' in This Unaired Emmys Clip

Pedro Pascal Was the Secret Winner of the Emmys

Liveblogging the 2016 Emmys

'American Horror Story' Season 6: Are You a Good Mess or a Bad Mess?

'Caddyshack' Is Not a Good Movie

Update: Following This Donald Trump 'Dr. Oz Show' Thing Is Making Us Sick

Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner Got Matching Tattoos

Blake Shelton Isn't the Most Questionable Thing Gwen Stefani Is Doing Right Now

Yesterday's 'Great British Bake-Off' News Just Got a Million Times Worse

The BBC Has Lost the Rights to 'Great British Bake-Off'--THIS IS A BAD BAKE (UPDATE)

Why Have Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Hidden Their Relationship So Long? That Damn Xenu

Rob Lowe, Who Made a Sex Tape with an Underage Girl, Takes Issue with People Kneeling

Sean Lennon Is Presently Mansplaining the Word 'Mansplaining' on Twitter

Thanks, Hot Topic, And Sorry for All the Jokes

Give Yourself and Any Remaining Remnants of Summer to the Dancing Pumpkin Twitter

Channing Tatum and Simone Biles' Mutual Fangirling Will Make Your Heart So Happy

'Eat, Pray, Love' Author Shares the Story of How She Fell in Love with Her Best Friend

Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston Have Broken Up. Love Is F*cking Dead.

Can We All Calm the F*ck Down about Periods Please?

Lena Dunham and What To Do about White Feminism in the Face of Relentless Misogyny

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Things That Lasted Longer than Brock Turner's Jail Sentence

5 Podcasts That Will Creep You Out All October

How to Promote Your Racist Book? Shame Email Everyone Who Wrote About It

What's the Appeal of Barb from 'Stranger Things'? She's Every Awkward Queer Girl in High School

Barb Will Have Her Revenge! The 'Stranger Things' Kids Reunite for Jimmy Fallon Sketch

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake Might Collaborate--Let's Look Back at their Beautiful Ridiculous Love

There's Going to be a King Arthur Procedural Crime Drama Because Why the F*ck Not at this Point

Thanks, Piers Morgan, for Teaching Us What Empowers Us, Personally, As Women

Anthony Weiner, Huma Abedin and Victim Blaming: All We Know Is We're Team Huma

Why Is 'McChicken' Trending on Twitter? You Don't Actually Want to Know

Happy Women's Equality Day! Here Are Some of the Best Things Famous Women Have Said about Women

Happy Women's Equality Day! Here Are Some of the Most Garbage Things Men in Hollywood Have Said about Women

Here's What 'Alt-Right' Really Means According to #AltRightMeans

'Joshy' and the Sidelining Effect of Anger and Grief

What We As Women Can Learn from the Leslie Jones Hack and Continued Harassment

The Forbes 'Highest-Paid' Actor and Actress Lists Look Kind of Different

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Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before: Hollywood, Desperation and Pathetic Grasps at Youth

Finally, the First Great Movie of the Year

What to Expect from What to Expect When You're Expecting Based On Its Posters

Justin Bieber Looking To Remake Fear. In a Related Story, I'm Looking to Punch Justin Bieber in the Chest Repeatedly

That Time Mark Wahlberg Almost Treated Terrorism Like Reese Witherspoon's Dad, and Other Stupid Things Famous People Say

Happy Birthday, Betty White! | A Celebration of Geriatric Awesome

Liveblogging the Golden Globes

So You're a Celebrity Baby: A Pajiba Manual for Better Living

Lindsay Lohan in Talks to Play Elizabeth Taylor, and I Tase Myself in a Desperate Effort to Feel Feelings

I Am Officially Sick of Your Sh*t: An Open Letter to Taylor Swift

Celebrity Bullsh*t: 2011's Greatest Gifts of All

An Uncomfortable Look Back: The Best Creepy Had to Offer in 2011

The 10 Best SNL Sketches of 2011

A Joyous, Heartwarming Holiday Greeting from All of Us at Pajiba to Fill You With Festive Splendor

TMZ Finds the Line, Crosses It, Sh*ts On It

Clint Eastwood's Family to Get Own E! Reality Show | I Don't Understand Any of Those Words

6 Television Professionals Who Are Impressively Bad at Their Jobs

"Two, three, even four new Kardashian spinoffs" | THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER.

How I Met Your Mother Sweeps-cap: Jesus Fu*king Christ

2012 Grammy Nominations, and 9 Nominations That Prove the Grammys Are Not a Real Thing

Christmas is Canceled: There Will Be No Kardashian Kristmas Special. Please. Remain Calm.

In Praise of the Janets: TV Characters We Love Despite the Fact Their Shows May Not

Pajiba's Here To Help: Scamming a Celebrity into a Paternity Scandal for Fun and Profit

Happy Sunshiny News to Put Some Happy in the New Depths of Despair You Reached Last Night (Also, GIFs)

Why Do We Forgive?: A Pajiba Discussion

Happy Birthday, TMZ: You Princes of Class, You Kings of Go F*ck Yourself

There May Be a Justin Bieby: Maury Moments of the Stars

Kim Kardashian and the Other Hollywood Marriages That Hock Peanut Butter Loogies on the Idea of Your "Sacred Institution"

We Need To Talk About Courtney Stodden

Playboy: Lindsay Lohan's Last Gasp?

6 Men Who Make the Ugliest Women (and 7 Who Don't Suck At It)

The Greatest and/or Most Ridiculous Celebrity Products

Baby Bumps, Real and/or Imagined: You Guys. Seriously. Hollywood is F*cked Up.

Are You F*cking With Us or Not? Ashton and Demi's Road to the Finish

Rape and Hollywood's Gravitation Toward Clunky Similes

Let's Pour Some Out for the Stars Who Never Were

Barney & Nora & Ted & Robin: How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Thus Far, or How a Sitcom Tried to Kill Me

Why We Hate: Character vs. Actor Edition

Like Zack Attack Said, Friends Forever, Always Till The End: The Best Female Friendship Movies

Two and a Half Men Took the High Road...Then Hilariously Farted On It

The 2011 Emmy Liveblog

Hackers: The Hollywood Boogeyman

In Praise of Utter B*tchery: Madonna, We've Missed You

You Look Like a Baby Prostitute: An Open Letter to TLC

Rejecting Your Hipster Displeasure: The Best SNL Sketches of the Last Three Years

If You're Going to Be an Asshole, That's Fine, I Respect Your Choice, But Don't Do It In Front of Me: Dancing With the Stars Cast Backlash Makes Me Tired and Sad

You Deserve Better Than This, My Friend: Actors Who Should Be So Much More Than They Are

Don’t Panic: A Cursory Overview of Tabloid-Speak to Get You Through This Troubled Time

What Ever Happened to Class?: In Which I Attempt to Pinpoint the Exact Moment Dignity Died

Abercrombie & Fitch vs. The Situation: A Douche Against Douche Cage Match to the Finish

The Movie Pairs We Should Have Been Rooting For All Along

The Finest Excuses in the History of Celebrity F*ck Ups

I Swear To God, Kenny Ortega, I Will Strike Your Fancy Ass Down: Dirty Dancing Gets a Remake

Tied to the '90s: 8 Random Present-Day Performers Who Got Their Start On Nickelodeon

They Will Let Literally Anyone Do This: The Kardashians Pen Their First Novel

The Ungrateful Dead and the Judgmental Living: Why Celebrity Deaths Bring Out the Worst In Us

You've Got Spunk. I Hate Spunk: The Allegedly Adorable Dream Girls of Cinema

Really?: Charlie Sheen Given Another Show...And It's a TV Version of Anger Management

I Want To Staple Things To All Their Heads: Rumors of Bridget Jones 3 Once Again Rear Their Ugly, Not-That-Fat Heads

11 Celebrity Baby Names That Have Garnered Far More Attention Than Anything Remotely Important Ever

7 Movie Soundtracks That Deserved So Much Better Than Their Films

Are We Bad People? Casey Anthony, the Reality TV Effect and Dead Kids as Hallmark Entertainment

Speaking Ill of the Famous Dead: A Pajiba Discussion

Charlie Sheen to Die in Horrific Car Accident...Cue the Laugh Track!

The Bride (not the Uma one): The Greatest Villain in the History of Film

Cabbage Patch Kids to Get Own TV Special: Because Now You're Just F*cking With Us

How Celebrity Culture has Ruined Us (and Why That's Not the End of the World)

We Need to Have a Talk About All the Naked Photos: Your T*tty Shots

Liveblogging the MTV Movie Awards

An Open Letter to Blake Lively's Publicist

Being Pretty is HARD, Y'all

The Most Emotionally Scarring So-Called Children's Movies of the '80s

I Really Like Justin Timberlake. Huh.

Your Illegitimate Child & You: A Lesson in PR From Your Local Marketing Professional

And Now A Word With Lars Von Trier

Jennifer Love Hewitt to Replace Mariska Hargitay on SVU?: More "No" Than You Can Shake a Stick At

Hugh Grant was Set to Replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men: A Mad Libs of Whaaaaaa?

In Defense Of: Martha Jones

Courtney & Joanna: We're Different People

Glee Goes 3D: No.

Anatomy of a Shipper

The Quarantine Has Been Compromised. The Disease is No Longer Contained: Presenting Jersey Shore's UK Counterpart

The Deadest Eyes in Hollywood: A Seriously Random List

Lindsay Lohan's Glamorous Hollywood Life (of Being Used Solely to Generate Publicity for Sh*tty Direct-to-Video Fare)

Courteney Cox & David Arquette: Candid and Refreshing, or a Weird Marketing Trick Designed to Make Us Super Uncomfortable?

Rehashed, Remade and Generally Stolen: There Are No More Ideas To Be Had On Television

The Stars of Our Youth Who've Aged Most Impressively (As Seen at The TV Land Awards, in Descending Order)

Nicole, Your Face Is Hurting Us: A Pajiba Photo Intervention

Leave Britney Alone. Really.

The Respectability Threshold: When an Actor Becomes a Brand

Earning Forgiveness is Overrated: The Comeback Concept

Could Charlie Sheen (Literally) Win?: A Pajiba Debate

Jodie Foster's Mel Gibson Love-fest: True Friendship, or Anything To Sell a Movie?

The Surest Signs that Inside the Actors Studio Has Run Out of Real Actors: A Seriously Random List

What Do You Do?: A Pajiba Examination

An Open Letter to Gwyneth Paltrow

Hollywood Crazy: Where is the Line Between Entertainment and Tragedy?

Talent? Skill? A Kardashian Craves Not These Things

The Oscars: They Could Have Been Worse

The 2011 Academy Award Winners

Liveblogging the Oscars

Pajiba's Here To Help: Tips for Successful Oscar Presentation

Celebrities You Had No Idea Were Married/Married-ish

5 Celebrity Facts That Will Blow Your Mindhole

Bieber Fans Hack Esperanza Spalding's Wiki: I Belieb That Children Are Our Future

Harper's Bazaar Let Kim Kardashian Interview Elizabeth Taylor

Melissa Leo's Oscar Campaign: Sad, or Sadly Necessary?

Five Actors Painfully Unworthy of Their Status

And Now, Let's Check In With Charlie Sheen

An Open Letter to Kevin Smith

Ted Williams: Human Hollywood Metaphor

Why We Hate: Lea Michele

The Corpsiest People in Hollywood

Liveblogging the Golden Globes

The 6 Most Tragic TV Shows Masquerading as Light Comedy

Giant Reasonably Attractive Breasts Do Not An Actress Make

Ten Reasons The People's Choice Awards Don't Matter

Nut Shrinkage and Bacne. Oh, Snooki, You Are A DELIGHT

They Breathe Coke and They Have Affairs With Each Passing Rock Star

2010's 5 Most Vivid Signs of the Coming Endtimes

Harvey's Girls

Merry Christmas From the Kardashians

Pop Star Smokes Bong Thing, Moms of the World Are Outraged

OK Magazine Has A Different Notion Of Tragedy Than We Do

Ever Have That Unshakable Feeling Like Nothing Will Ever Be OK Again? Me Too

You're So Beautiful, It Hurts To Look At You

Jennifer Lopez is the Most Fascinating

Happy Thanksgiving, Friends

Our Little Miley Cyrus is a Woman Now

Why Do You Keep Using That Word? I Don't Think It Means What You Think It Means

All You Ever Wanted Was Someone to Take Care of Ya. All You're Ever Losin' is a Little Mascara

There, There, Ladies. Someday, You Too Shall Find Your Joe Francis.

The 15 Minutes Concept

The Heirs to the Glimmering World

The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled Was Convincing the World He Wasn't Charlie Sheen

Part of the Problem

Did I Just Have a Glitter Stroke?

You Were Warned

Because I Need These To Be Lies Like I Need Oxygen or Booze

There's No Home For You Here, Girl, Go Away

When "It's The Thought That Counts" Seems Like a Big Damn Lie

Oh, Pretty Girls, You're Too Good For This

Lady Whose Face Is Falling Off Gets Reality Show In Which Cameras Will Follow Her As Her Face Falls Off

Plath. Austen. Didion. O'Connor. Snooki.

Know Your Enemy

This Isn't Working, You, My Middlebrow F*ck-up

Every Time Catherine Revved Up the Microwave, I'd Piss My Pants and Forget Who I Was for About Half an Hour or So

The PC Term is "Hymenally Challenged"

F*cking With People: The Movie!

An Open Letter To Par*s Hilt*n

Unbelievable. You Make Someone a Bridesmaid and They Sh*t All Over You.

Quit F**king Calling Christina Hendricks Fat

That's Your Problem. You Don't Want To Be In Love. You Want To Be In Love In A Movie.

Ah, The Good Ole Days When Sluts Were Fancier

At Some Point We Must Ask Ourselves, "Is It Me?"

Slutty Gollum Attacked By People With Sh*tty Taste In Music

‘Cause If You’re Dying To Be Led, They’ll Lead You Up the Hill in Chains To Their Popular Refrains

Baby, Come Over, I Need Entertaining. I Had a Stilted, Pretending Day

Just Throw Some Gay At It

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