Welcome to the Author Archive for Courtney Enlow

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Courtney Enlow, Features Writer Extraordinaire: Courtney Enlow is a former managing editor for Pajiba who now pops in unannounced like Kimmy Gibbler to write features. She is also the associate editor of SYFY Fangrrls and co-host of Trends Like These with Travis McElroy and Brent Black. She has written for Vanity Fair, Glamour, The Huffington Post and Bustle. You can follow her on Twitter.

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• Ruby Sparks, Nice Guys, and Deconstructing the Manic Pixie Dream Girl
• Hey, Joaquin Phoenix? What You're Describing Is an Eating Disorder
• Five Years Later: Re-Reviewing the 'How I Met Your Mother' Finale
• The Faces Behind Your Favorite Podcast Voices
• Let's Get on the Same Page with Regards to #MeToo, Sh*tty Media Men and Consent
• Liveblogging the 2018 Golden Globes
• Explainer: Logal Paul's Suicide Forest Video Crosses the Line
• Liveblogging the Holidays: 'Love Actually'
• Sexual Assault, Powerful Men and Realizing the Gaslights Really Are Flickering
• Liveblogging the Holidays: 'Prancer'
• Liveblogging the Holidays: 'A Christmas Story Live' Real-Time Review
• A Holiday Open Letter to Ellen Griswold
• 'The Disaster Artist' Review
• In Which We Thank 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' and Rosa Diaz for Using 'The Word'
• Netflix Has Fired Alleged Rapist Danny Masterson
• A Netflix Exec Said He Doesn't Believe the Danny Masterson Allegations--To One of Masterson's Accusers
• Some Important Cancellation News
• 36 Reasons 'While You Were Sleeping' Is the Best Romantic Comedy of All Time
• On Believing Women vs. Believing Your Friend Dave Who Is Just, Like, Such a Good Guy
• Lena Dunham and the '80-Cent Wage Gap' of White Feminism
• Danny Masterson's Alleged Victims Are Speaking Up. Netflix Continues to Do Nothing
• Bryan Cranston Thinks Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein Deserve a Second Chance. F*ck That
• Louis C.K. and How Predators Victimize Themselves by Making Women Feel Sorry for Them
• About November 8
• Ed Westwick Accused of Raping Actress Kristina Cohen
• Danny Masterson Accused of Raping Four Women--So Why Hasn't Netflix Acted?
• All the Times Andy Dick Has Been Accused of Sexual Assault
• Alexander Skarsgard Is Here to Confuse You in Your Pants
• Here's a List of Men Accused of Assault Whose Careers Turned Out Just Fine
• Are Jenny Slate and Chris Evans Back Together? Just Give Us This, Universe
• Twitter Reacts to the Melania Trump Body Double Conspiracy Theory
• Add Terry Gilliam to the Pile of Powerful Assholes in Hollywood
• Are We Better or Worse Off with President Trump Versus President Pence?
• Weinstein, Power and Consent: From 'Harvey's Girls' to Now
• My 5-Year-Old Reviews 'My Little Pony: The Movie,' Kind Of
• Donald Trump Accuses Puerto Rico of Being Lazy, Is Golfing, Can F*ck Himself Sideways with a Hair Brush
• We Are Forever Merely Bodies, Eternally Just Things
• 'Kevin Can Wait' Couldn't Handle Having Two Female Co-Stars So They Just Killed One
• GOOP Promotes Crystals for Sexual Trauma, Can Officially Go F*ck Itself
• Liveblogging the 2017 Emmy Awards
• Taylor Swift and Her Amazing Technicolor Bullsh-t
• Another Famous Man Turns Out to Be Disappointing. Consider Us Unsurprised
• 2017 Has Been Such Batsh*t Madness, We Haven't Even Talked about Barb Being Nominated for a Goddamn Emmy
• The Adventure Zone Fandom Says Farewell--and #GreatJobDMGriffin--to the Podcast's Balance Arc
• No One Wants to F*ck You, Nazis
• The Horrifying John McCain 'Jokes' No One Talks About
• Chester Bennington and the Unfortunately Frequent Reminder that Suicide Isn't Selfish
• 'Grease 2:' Feminist Masterpiece and the Superior 'Grease' Film
• A List of Things You Should Not Put in Your Vagina, According to Science
• I Don't Know How To Tell You This, But Albus Dumbledore? That Guy F-cks
• Johnny Depp Will Be Fine. They Always Are
• The Illinois Bishop and His Catechism of Hate
• To Billie Lourd, Debbie Reynolds and All of Us Who've Loved an Addict
• Liveblogging the Now Oscar-Winning 'Suicide Squad'
• Liveblogging the 2017 Oscars
• Lin-Manuel Miranda Singing R. Kelly's 'Ignition' Is the Only Thing You Need Today
• Amber Tamblyn and David Cross Had Their Baby, Are Adorable Baby Name Trolls
• The Brutal Depiction of Anxiety on 'This Is Us' Is Its Biggest Gutpunch Yet
• Liveblogging Lifetime's Britravesty 'Britney Ever After'
• We Received a Press Release for Kid-Friendly Ecstasy for Children and I Need to Talk About It
• Susan Sarandon Remains the Worst
• Actual, Liveable Self-Care Tips for this Bonkers Bullsh*t Time
• Dakota Johnson Fits Stuff Into Her Tooth Gap, Remains Far Too Good for 'Fifty Shades'
• An Open Letter to Those Who Said Hillary Clinton Was Just as Bad as or Worse Than Trump
• To Salma Hayek, Shirley MacLaine, Cat Cora and Anyone Shouting Down Jessica Williams and Other Women? Just. F*cking. Listen
• Samantha Bee to Host 'Not the White House Correspondents' Dinner' the Same Night as Actual Correspondents' Dinner
• Quick Reminder: This Is Why We Should All Be 100% In Favor of Punching Nazis
• Rob Lowe Continues to Be Annoyed by People Protesting Atrocities
• Roman Polanski Is Super Sad That Everyone Hates Him, Guys :(
• Chris Brown Responds to Aziz Ansari's SNL Monologue By Calling Him 'Aladdin'
• Susan Sarandon Reminds Us to 'Show Up' and Resist Trump. Like You Did, Susan?
• Taylor Swift Is Getting Called the F*ck Out Again
• Remember That Time Donald Trump Tried to Get Involved with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's Breakup?
• Samoas or Caramel deLites? Why Do Girl Scout Cookies Have Different Names Depending On Where You Live?
• Lin-Manuel Miranda, Josh Groban and Other Faves Singing 'Careless Whisper' Is What We Need
• Johnny Depp Thanks the Other Assh*les Who Stood By Him After Abusing His Wife
• In 1999, Donald Trump Wrote about the Dangers of 'Rewriting History and Spreading Fear' to 'Gain Political Power'
• John Oliver Returns Feb. 12 and He's Not Allowed to Take Time Off Again for the Next Four Years
• That 'Fake for a Movie' Ben Affleck Tattoo Mess Makes No Appearance in 'Live by Night'
• The Most Infuriating, F*cked Up, Batsh*t Bonkers Statements from Trump's Times of London Interview
• Oh Wow, Margot Robbie as Tonya Harding Is No Joke
• Broadway Stars' Concert for America Is the Most Important Thing Happening on Jan. 20
• Octavia Spencer Bought Out a Theater So Low-Income Families Could See 'Hidden Figures'
• Women Spoke Just 27% of the Words in 2016's Top Ten Movies
• Milwaukee Brewers Player Has a Helpful Tip for Those of Us Terrified about Losing Birth Control Access: Abstinence
• L'Oreal Has Been Celebrating Blake Lively's 'Diversity' for Years
• All the Times Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Have Given Us Hope for Their Love This Awards Season
• Liveblogging Depression: Here's What This Sh-t Feels Like
• Ashton Kutcher Was Deemed Worthy of Three Times More Money Than Natalie Portman
• Concerned About Kinkshaming Donald Trump? F*ck Off With That Right Now
• Travis Tritt Is Against Celebrities Talking Politics (Unless It's Him, Then It's Cool)
• Andrew Garfield and Ryan Reynolds Make Out, Prove Spideypool Is Real
• Liveblogging the 2017 Golden Globes
• A Tribute to the Majestic Love Ballads of '80s/'90s Soap Operas
• Leah Remini's 'Scientology and the Aftermath' Is Must-Watch Television
• The WaPo Express Did a Cover Story on the Women's March. They F*cked It Up
• Angelina Jolie Is Not F*cking Around
• Kim Kardashian Returns to Social Media and Removes, Then Re-Adds 'West' to Her Social Accounts
• Will Getting Hit By a Bus Kill You?
• How a Disney Junior Cartoon Predicted the Election
• The First Great Mommy Shaming of 2017, Courtesy of Eva Amurri
• Day 25: And At Christmas, You Tell the Truth - Saying Farewell to 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
• Day 24: The Real 'Love Actually' Drinking Game - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
• Day 23: The Tragic True Story of My Attempt to Liveblog 'Love Actually' - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
• Day 22: You Win This One, Robots - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
• Emma Stone Talks Equality, Says Directors Give Her Improvised Lines to Male Co-Stars
• Rape Culture Is the Director of 'Passengers' Believing Most Would Do What Chris Pratt's Character Did
• 'Love Actually' Versus 'The Holiday'--What Flawed Fave Wins?
• Find Someone Who Looks at You the Way Chris Hemsworth Looks at Michael Shannon
• Justin Bieber Drunk in a Fur Coat Is Our New Christmas Card
• What It's Been Like Watching 'Love Actually' Every Day for 25 Days
• Words of Hope from Lin-Manuel Miranda to Remind Us That Maybe Hope Is Only Mostly Dead
• These 'Love Actually' Deleted Scenes Are Completely Bonkers
• Day 18, Part 2: Just a Normal Post, No Warning about the Robot Uprising
• Colin Firth--The Ted Mosby of 'Love Actually'
• Day 15: What the F*ck Is this Christmas Pageant All About Anyway? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
• This Majestic Cover of 'All I Want for Christmas' Is Our 2016 Holiday Anthem
• Martin Sheen, Debra Messing and Others Urge Electors to Vote Anyone but Trump
• Reminder--Emma Thompson Is Wearing a Fat Suit and Stays with Her Garbage Husband
• Johnny Depp Still Sucks, Still Trying to Get Out of Paying Amber Heard
• Grown-Ass Adult John Mayer Posted a Bitter Tweet about Taylor Swift's Birthday
• The Hump Point Hump-Post -- What 'Love Actually' Pairs Should Have Ended Up Together?
• Piers Morgan Says Madonna and Lady Gaga Lied about Being Raped
• The Real Villain of the Movie? Laura Linney's Brother's C*ckblock of a Mental Hospital
• Accused Sexual Abuser Casey Affleck Continues to Be Doing Fine
• All the Celebrities Set to Attend President Trump's Inauguration
• Day 11: Let's Play a Game of Mortal, Imaginary or Sex Robot - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
• Day 10: Why Is Emma Thompson's Entire Character a Lie? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
• Day 9: Wait, Alan Rickman's Company Does WHAT? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
• TJ MIller Got Arrested for Slapping His Uber Driver After an Argument about Donald Trump
• 2016 Commercials That Will Make You Cry
• An Examination of All the Body Issues in 'Love Actually'
• Day 7: A Brief Musical Interlude - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
• Last Night's 'This Is Us' Was an Even Bigger Emotionfest Than Usual
• So, You're Dead Inside
• Is Tony from 'Love Actually' a Time Traveler, Teleporter, or Just a Victim of Bad Editing?
• A Series of Reactions to Washington Post's 'How to Make Feminism Great Again' Article
• Day 5: What's the Deal with the American Girls and Why Are They Into Garbage Colin? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
• No, Brando and Bertolucci Did Not Physically Rape Maria Schneider--But That's Not the Point
• Day 4: Alan Rickman's Secretary Might Be a Sex Robot - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'
• Day 3: What Exactly Is President Billy Bob Doing to Natalie's Head? - 25 Days of 'Love, Actually'
• The 45 Biggest HR Violations in 'Love, Actually'
• We Need to Talk about NSYNC's Fashion Choices
• Is Andrew Garfield Trolling Us Right Now?
• Day 1: This is a Terrible Idea - 25 Days of 'Love, Actually'
• Human Pile of Scarves Finally Deigns to Pay His Divorce Settlement
• Amanda Seyfried and Thomas Sadoski Are Having a Baby
• Not Gonna Lie, Mariah Carey's Impossibly Strict Diet Sounds Fancy and Delicious
• Chip and Joanna Gaines of 'Fixer Upper' Belong to an Anti-Gay Church that Promotes LGBT Conversion
• Evan Rachel Wood Talks about Her Rape Experiences
• There's Going to be a 24/7 Taylor Swift Channel. No We Don't Know Why
• Sweet Potato Toast and Other Lies Perpetrated by Pinterest
• Slate Thinks PMS Is Made Up. *cracks knuckles* So Let's Talk PMS
• The Disturbing Realization Reading about Casey Affleck's Sexual Harassment Allegations
• Welcome to the Hellmouth: Your Weekend in Trump - Nov. 24-27
• Spoilers for the Shows You Couldn't Keep Up with Because You Were Too Sad about the Election
• Colin Jost Remains the Worst, Blames Gender Identity Options for Trump
• Gwyneth Paltrow Says It's 'Such an Exciting Time to Be an American'
• Joel McHale Reveals Shocking Information, Divulges that Chevy Chase Is an Ass*ole
• The Real Story of That Trump Supporter at Hamilton Chicago
• Mike Pence Gets Booed at Hamilton, Hamilton Cast Has a Powerful Message
• Paris Hilton Voted for Donald Trump, Who Creeped On Her When She Was 12
• That Time a 1987 Newsweek Reader Shaded All Future Americans
• Mike Pence and this Hugely Diverse Group of Outsiders Are Here to Shake Up the Status Quo
• F*ck You, Dr. Phil
• Trump Supporters Are Boycotting Pepsi, Oreos, and Netflix
• If You Were Wondering If Ivanka Might Ever Wise Up and Cut Ties...LOL No
• Tony Bennett First Met His Wife While She Was a Fetus
• Times Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Was the Sexiest Man Alive
• There's a Conspiracy Theory Involving Barcodes and the 'Mark of the Beast'
• Emily Doe, Stanford Sexual Assault Survivor, Named a Glamour Woman of the Year
• A Naked Zack Morris (aka Mark-Paul Gosselaar) Is Exactly What We Need Today
• One Thing We Can Do to Stand Up for What's Right (And No, It's Not a Safety Pin)
• Just a Bunch of Barack Obama and Joe Biden BFF Memes Because We Need That
• Leslie Odom, Jr. Will Heal this Nation with Some Christmas Spirit
• Dylan Marron Continues to Be the Best of Humanity, Tells Trump Supporters 'I Love You'
• Take Care of Yourself Today--Tomorrow Needs You
• Prince Harry Defends Girlfriend Meghan Markle from Tabloids and Trolls
• Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert Make Everything All Better
• 'Games of Thrones' George R. R. Martin Campaigns for Hillary Clinton
• Lena Dunham Compares Voting Jill Stein to Being Someone's Sidepiece, We Don't Know, It's Weird
• Glenn Beck Says Nice Things about Black Lives Matter and Barack Obama...What?
• What is Spirit Cooking? #SpiritCooking Is Not Devil Worship You Morons
• 'Running Zack' Morris Apologizes for that 'Saved by the Bell' Episode
• The Code Word is Go, Cubs, Go! Hamilton's Chicago Cast Honors the Cubs
• Forget 'Back to the Future'--'Parks and Recreation' Predicted the Cubs 2016 World Series Win
• Just a Big Damn List of Awesome Things Related to the Cubs Win Because Why the F*ck Not
• Go Ahead. Vote Your Conscience at the Polls
• This Hillary Clinton Email Shows What a Crooked Monster She Truly Is
• Scott Walker Tried to Make a Sick Burn, Accidentally Endorses Hillary Clinton
• Tom Hanks Is Going as David S. Pumpkins for Halloween
• The Best Feel-Good Guilt-Free Gore-Fest Horror Flicks for Halloween Joy and Rapture
• Alfred Hitchcock: One of Hollywood's Most Acclaimed Sexual Predators
• The TL;DR of the Latest Clinton Email 'Scandal': It's Nothing. Calm Down.
• Amy Schumer Doesn't Get It and Doesn't Seem to Care
• Chris Hemsworth Apologizes for His Problematic Halloween Costume in the Best Way
• Today in 'God Dammit, White People' News, We Bring You 'Coat Switching'
• There's the Bad-Mess 'American Horror Story' We Know
• Crosswalk Buttons, Elevator Door-Close Buttons and Our Very Lives Are a Lie
• Human Sack of Excremement Promises to 'Grab [His] Musket' If Trump Loses
• Patton Oswalt Discusses the Loss of His Wife, Breaks Our Hearts
• How We'd Spend Our Birthday if We Were Hillary Clinton
• Will Ferrell Resurrected His George W. Bush Impression to Take on Trump
• Megyn Kelly Has Become the Biggest Example of White Feminism at Work
• Practical Horrors of Raising Children in the Internet Age
• Don't Dream It, Don't Be It, Don't Watch It: A Not-Live Discussion of the Not-Live 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'
• Why Is the Internet So Slow Today?
• In Celebration of Nasty Women
• What Are Ivanka Trump and Anita Hill Talking About?
• Dumb Garbage Boy Thinks Periods Can Be Stopped through Bladder Control
• Discover Tanis: The Most Beautiful, Creepiest, Best Podcast
• In Advance of the Final Presidential Debate, We Bring You Our Harrowing Debate Tale
• Who the F*ck Is Phoebe Price? A Pajiba Investigation
• The Adorable Connection Between 'This Is Us' and Hamilton
• Keegan Michael Key and Joss Whedon Talk about the Weather (in a Trump Hellscape)
• Rose McGowan's List of Reasons #WhyWomenDontReport Is Eye-Opening and Heartbreaking
• Leslie Jones, Lin-Manuel Miranda and the Sexiest Teacher Alive Are in a Three-Way Twitter Love Connection
• PETA Remains the Worst, Uses 'Grab a P*ssy' to Promote Cat Adoption
• Quit It with the Idea That Sexual Assault Has Anything to do with Appearance
• Discussing the 'RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 2' Finale with Mark Shrayber
• Let's Check in On 'American Horror Story'...Yep, That Sounds about Right
• #NextFakeTrumpVictim Is Every Reason Assault Victims Don't Come Forward
• Campbell's New Spider-Man Commercial Will Brighten Your Whole Day
• The Only Way to Celebrate #NationalFarmersDay? With FarmersOnly.com
• Donald Trump Talking about Women's Skin Remains the Creepiest Thing Ever
• Wikileaks October Surprise Gives Us Blink-182 and Aliens
• The Difference Between '50 Shades', Beyoncé and P*ssy Grabbin' with Trump
• Holy F*ck, There's a Kim Kardashian Robbery Costume for Sale
• Hillary Clinton Has the Drag Vote--Queens Lip Sync as Donald Trump
• A Trump Surrogate Quoted Beyoncé 'Formation'. It Was Weird.
• Amber Tamblyn Shares Her Story of Sexual Assault
• Scenes from the Clinton/Trump Presidential Debate at Wash U
• Liveblogging the Second Presidential Debate
• Kelly Clarkson Is Here to Speak the Truth about the Garbage Nonsense Experience of Pregnancy
• Ben & Jerry's Says Black Lives Matter; We All Scream for Ice Cream
• We Call Out to Celebrity Couple Jesus, Let Abbi Jacobson and Carrie Brownstein Be a Thing
• Kim Kardashian Shows Us the Effects of Victim Blaming
• The Creepiest Podcast Episodes for Your October Listening Pleasure
• Laura Prepon and Ben Foster Are Engaged
• Kid Cudi Has Checked into Rehab for Depression and Suicidal Urges
• DJ Tanner's Daughter Was on 'The Voice'. She Sure Did Sing.
• The 'Golden Girls' Action Figures Are the Only Things We've Ever Wanted
• Colin Jost and Michael Che Up Their Garbage Game by Saying Nice Things about Donald Trump
• Steven Avery's Engagement Is Off. LOVE IS DEA--Oh, Wait, We're Good with This One
• Fake Police Officers and Other Things Men Don't Realize Women Fear
• Kim Kardashian Was Robbed at Gunpoint and People Are Being Absolute D*cks about It
• Milo Ventimiglia Gushing Over His 'This Is Us' Co-Stars Is Precious
• Ted Cruz Reviews 'Now You See Me' to Attack Mark Ruffalo, No One Knows What's Happening Anymore, The World Is Melting
• Nate Parker on Rape Allegations: 'I Don't Feel Guilty'
• What Game Are You Running Here, Taylor Swift?
• Emily Blunt Railing Against the Word 'Likable' Makes Her Even More Likable
• Allison Williams Bidding Farewell to Marnie Michaels Is Adorable
• James Corden Performs with the Single Best Boy Band of Them All, The Backstreet Boys
• A List of Men We Don't Hate to Shut Up Commenters Who Accuse Us of Man-Hating
• This Is a Post about Jake Gyllenhaal's Pubic Hair
• Lin-Manuel Miranda Will Host SNL and Everything Is Going to Be OK
• Yes Men, All Women Really Have Been Taught to Politely Tolerate Your Bullsh*t
• Karen Walker Lives! The 'Will & Grace' Cast Reunited to Take Down Trump
• JonBenét Ramsey and the Blurred Line Between Entertainment and Murder
• Brody Jenner Is Every Dumb High School Acquaintance You Haven't Unfriended on Facebook Yet
• Lin-Manuel Miranda and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's Friendship Is the Only Good Thing in the World
• The Ultimate 'What This Famous Person Looks Like Now Is JAW-DROPPING' Click-Bait Post
• Gigi Hadid Hit Ukrainian 'Prankster' Who Assaults People on Red Carpets
• See This Stupid Necklace? It's $125. Thanks, John Mayer
• Holy Sh*t, Brad Pitt Is Under Investigation for Child Abuse
• While You Were Outraged about Peaceful Kneeling, Police Killed More Black People
• Actors You Didn't Know Were Broadway Legends, You Uncultured Swine
• Angelina Jolie Wants You to Grab Your Popcorn for This One
• CNN Has Suspended Corey Lewandowski After Learning He's Still on the Trump Payroll
• Show Us Your Tats: The Stories Behind Our Tattoos
• How Could the Trump Skittles Meme Could Get More Idiotic? By Using an Unauthorized Photo...from a Refugee
• Angelina Jolie Filed for Divorce from Brad Pitt--Holy Sh*t
• Jason Lee and Other Celebrities Who've Freed Themselves from Xenu's Clutches
• Watch the 'Stranger Things' Kids Sing 'Uptown Funk' in This Unaired Emmys Clip
• Pedro Pascal Was the Secret Winner of the Emmys
• Liveblogging the 2016 Emmys
• 'American Horror Story' Season 6: Are You a Good Mess or a Bad Mess?
• 'Caddyshack' Is Not a Good Movie
• Following This Donald Trump 'Dr. Oz Show' Thing Is Making Us Sick
• Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner Got Matching Tattoos
• Blake Shelton Isn't the Most Questionable Thing Gwen Stefani Is Doing Right Now
• Why Have Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Hidden Their Relationship So Long? That Damn Xenu
• Rob Lowe, Who Made a Sex Tape with an Underage Girl, Takes Issue with People Kneeling
• Sean Lennon Is Presently Mansplaining the Word 'Mansplaining' on Twitter
• Thanks, Hot Topic, And Sorry for All the Jokes
• Give Yourself and Any Remaining Remnants of Summer to the Dancing Pumpkin Twitter
• Channing Tatum and Simone Biles' Mutual Fangirling Will Make Your Heart So Happy
• 'Eat, Pray, Love' Author Shares the Story of How She Fell in Love with Her Best Friend
• Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston Have Broken Up. Love Is F*cking Dead.
• Can We All Calm the F*ck Down about Periods Please?
• Lena Dunham and What To Do about White Feminism in the Face of Relentless Misogyny
• Things That Lasted Longer than Brock Turner's Jail Sentence
• 5 Podcasts That Will Creep You Out All October
• How to Promote Your Racist Book? Shame Email Everyone Who Wrote About It
• What's the Appeal of Barb from 'Stranger Things'? She's Every Awkward Queer Girl in High School
• Barb Will Have Her Revenge! The 'Stranger Things' Kids Reunite for Jimmy Fallon Sketch
• Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake Might Collaborate--Let's Look Back at their Beautiful Ridiculous Love
• Thanks, Piers Morgan, for Teaching Us What Empowers Us, Personally, As Women
• Anthony Weiner, Huma Abedin and Victim Blaming: All We Know Is We're Team Huma
• Why Is 'McChicken' Trending on Twitter? You Don't Actually Want to Know
• Happy Women's Equality Day! Here Are Some of the Best Things Famous Women Have Said about Women
• Happy Women's Equality Day! Here Are Some of the Most Garbage Things Men in Hollywood Have Said about Women
• Here's What 'Alt-Right' Really Means According to #AltRightMeans
• 'Joshy' and the Sidelining Effect of Anger and Grief
• What We As Women Can Learn from the Leslie Jones Hack and Continued Harassment
• The Horrifying Discovery Hidden in that 'Thor: Ragnarok' Set Photo
• Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Might Be Back Together, EVERYONE BE COOL ABOUT IT
• Justice for Barb! The Duffer Brothers Talk (the Still Not Renewed) 'Stranger Things' Season 2
• A Calm, Measured Response to the Concern Trolling Regarding Clinton's Alleged Poor Health
• We Look Away from Ryan Lochte for 5 Minutes and He Causes an International Incident
• Amy Schumer Finally Lets Go of Kurt Metzger's Garbage Ass
• A Look Back at Justin Bieber's Tragically Deleted Instagram Account
• Gold's Gym Manages to Fat Shame, Be Misogynistic, and Offend Pears in One Post
• Lindsay Lohan, Amber Heard and All 'Imperfect Victims': You Deserve Better
• The Biggest Olympic Coverage Facepalms: Your Guide to Some Misogynist White Nonsense
• What It Means to Be a Difficult Actress vs. a Difficult Actor
• Thomas Gibson Got Suspended from 'Criminal Minds' for Kicking a Writer. WHAT?
• The Real Evil of 'Stranger Things'
• Stare at Cate Blanchett's Face in the New Massive Attack Video
• Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Are Doing the Only Thing They Can To Out-Hiddleswift Hiddleswft
• Is There More to Hopper's Daughter on 'Stranger Things' Than We Know?
• Sarah Jessica Parker Has Boring, Wrong Opinions about Feminism, Huzzah
• In Honor of Karlie Kloss's Birthday, Let's Celebrate with Taylor Swift's Finest Moment of BFFery
• 20 Years Ago Today, This Song Was Number One. Ay Dios Mio.
• How to Cope When Donald Trump Has Made Life Actually Intolerable
• Justin Bieber Inserts Himself Into Kim vs Taylor, Bless His Widdle Heart
• Sleight of Tiny Hand: How Donald Trump Routinely Distracts America
• Let's Check in with the Dilbert Guy
• Sarah Silverman and Kate Beckinsale Have the Most Grown-Up, Adorable Friendship
• Who's Your Daddy? According to Twitter, It's Tim Kaine
• Ashley Judd Tells the Least Surprising, Most Vomitous Donald Trump Story
• A Love Letter to the Internet
• A Glance at the Glamourous and Majestic Celebrities at the RNC and DNC
• That Critic Who Called Amy Schumer Fat Is Deeply Confused by Kristen Stewart, Lesbians in General
• Bill Murray: Is He the Best? Or Do We Not Want to Admit He's Kind of Awful?
• John Barrowman's Cosplay Skills Won San Diego Comic-Con
• Can We All Agree That Sexy #ThoughtsAndPrayers Are the Worst Kind?
• Xander Harris Was Pretty Much Garbage, Right?
• Guess What, Pillowpants? 'Clerks 2' Is 10 Years Old Today
• Honor Garry Marshall in the Strangest, Best Way--With Comedy Bang Bang, Gillian Jacobs and Paul F. Tompkins
• Garry Marshall Is Dead at 81
• Looking Back at Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson. Sigh.
• FYI, Taylor Swift Apparently Can't Sue Kayne West, Our LOLs Continue Unabated
• Stephanie Beatriz Joins the List of Out and Proud and Awesome Bisexual Celebrities
• The Cliff's Notes Version of This Taylor Swift/Kim Kardashian/Kanye Implosion
• The Best Reactions to the Trump/Pence Logo Fail
• That Time Jonathan Safran Foer Left His Wife for Natalie Portman and Natalie Was Like No Thanks
• PAJIBA EXCLUSIVE: Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift's Wedding Plans
• Dylan Marron Is a Precious Angel and We Don't Deserve Him
• About That Variety Article...
• The Hottest People Somehow Still Eligible for the Pajiba 10
• Blake Lively Calls Woody Allen Empowering as Tea Lizards Rain from On High
• The Cast of 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' Reunited and It Feels So Good
• Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston vs. Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani: Battle of the Totally Natural Relationships
• How to Determine Which 'Hamilton' Cast Members Should Make Your Pajiba 10
• Channing Tatum Speaks Out about Brock Turner, Reminds Us He's Still Pajiba 10-Eligible
• Well, One Person Is Really Happy about Brexit
• 2006: A Truly Tragic Year for Summer Blockbusters
• It's Been Well Over Two Years--Are We Still Mad about the 'How I Met Your Mother' Finale?
• Individuals Considered Attractive Enough to Appear in 'Independence Day: Resurgence'
• The Stages of Grief for Attempting and Failing to Get #HamiltonChi Tickets
• A Photographic History of Taylor Swift's Totally Candid Natural Relationships
• The Most Beautiful Shots in Last Night's 'Game of Thrones'
• Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston's Romance Has a Dessert Form and It's Fittingly Ridiculous
• What the Hell Are They Trying to Pull With These Hiddleswift Pictures?
• Jennifer Aniston Is the Dumb Tabloid Body Shaming We Need in These Troubled Times
• Donald Trump Keeps Saying Things and I Don't Know What to Do, So F*ck It, Dump Angry GIFs in the Comments
• Patricia Clarkson to White Male Actors: 'Shut Up and Sit in the Corner'
• In Honor of Its 30th Anniversary, Let's Celebrate the Greatest 'Ferris Bueller' Fan Theory
• Garlic Bread Has an Opinion on Gender and I Don't Even Know What's Happening Anymore
• Other Horrible Acts of Violence Perpetrated Against Trump Supporters
• The Serious Election Issue No One Is Talking About
• Chrissy Teigen Destroys Piers Morgan, Is the Hero We Need
• Brock Turner, Rape Culture, and I'm Tired, So F*cking Tired
• Justin Bieber Has Taken His Ultimate True Form, As an Adult with a Pacifier in His Mouth
• Zachary Levi Says Women 'F*cking Killed' Chivalry
• Greta Van Susteren Thinks Lazy-Ass NASA Taking Too Long to Release Pictures from Pluto
• Bros Before Bruises: The Johnny Depp Defense League
• OK, Seriously, What Is the Deal with Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton?
• Nick Jonas Concert Casting Notice Highlights Industry Racism, Is Super F*cked Up
• Amber Heard Says Johnny Depp Abused Her Throughout Their Marriage, Has Photos to Prove It
• The All-Caps Aftermath: What Happens When You Go Viral
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