Oh Jacob Wohl, Don't Come For Chrissy Teigen

By Kristy Puchko | Celebrity | November 2, 2018 |

By Kristy Puchko | Celebrity | November 2, 2018 |

Chrissy Teigen is a multi-hyphenate who is also a mother of two. Which means the lady is mad busy and doesn’t have the time to keep up with every insane story about conservatives going wild. So when she was getting a whiff of the abject insanity that is Jacob Wohl’s terrible plan to smear Robert Mueller, the actress/cookbook author/designer turned to her Twitter following for help.

can someone break down with jacob wohl did in one tweet. like a cliffs note please - my timeline is a mess I don’t have the energy

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 30, 2018

Some of the more helpful responses were things like:

Tried to frame Mueller for rape by creating fake intelligence company and a fake website for it. Used celebrity photos for his "employees". Solicited multiple women to sign false affidavits against Muller, offering them thousands. FBI caught him before he could even roll it out.

— You Got Served (@davieyo) November 1, 2018

He owned himself so hard the FBI is investigating

— SirGritty (@SirCanuckles) November 1, 2018

And then Wohl himself responded in a way that had become his brand, which is to say with arrogance and idiocy so intense it’s almost impressive.

I became more famous than you. That’s what happened. pic.twitter.com/X4J67eaUJ0

— Jacob Wohl (@JacobAWohl) November 1, 2018

And then Chrissy Teigen committed a murder for which no jury in the world will convict her.*

This is literally just a graph proving people had to google your dumbass to figure out who you are https://t.co/xpUkyB8NTM

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 1, 2018

And we thought his press conference was his most embarrassing self-own of the day.

*This is a Twitter meme/joke. Pajiba does not condone murder, even of the deeply stupid, criminally narcissistic, and incompetently evil.