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Rebecca Pahle, Features: Rebecca lives in Brooklyn. You can follow her on Twitter.

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'Happy Death Day' Is Stupid, But Not in the Fun Way

Review: Mo' Battle, Mo' Sexes

The Best Performances In an Otherwise Terrible Movie

‘American Assassin’ Is As Dull as Ditch-Water

Review: Darren Aronofsky’s ‘mother!’ Is a Whole Heck of a Lot

The Charlie Sheen 9/11 Movie Is--You Guessed It--Exploitative Trash

A Brief, Incomplete List of Actors Who Have Not Appeared in a Woody Allen Movie

Is It Weird That I Want to Fuck Pennywise the Murder Clown?

'Tulip Fever' is the 'Punk'd' of Costume Dramas

‘Annabelle: Creation’ Is Formulaic Horror Done Right(ish)

Just FYI, There’s a New Movie Out from the Writer of ‘Hell or High Water’ and ‘Sicario,’ And You Don’t Need to See It

Look, I Think We Can All Acknowledge That Society Is Crumbling: A Half-Coherent 'Emoji Movie' Review

'Dunkirk' Funkirk

'The Beguiled' Has Some Flipping Great Things to Say About Gender

Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Barry Jenkins

'Rough Night’ Isn’t Everything We Could Have Hoped For, But That's OK

Oh Thank God, ‘Wonder Woman’ Is Good

What in the Drunken Slurring Fuck is Johnny Depp Doing In 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales'?

'Alien: Covenant' Is Better than 'Prometheus,' Not As Good As 'Alien'

Just So We're Clear, Suing Your Date for Texting During a Movie Is a Real Dick Move

Allow Me to Discuss the Female Lead in 'King Arthur: Legend of the Sword' (And Her Name) For a Hot Minute

‘The Wall’ Review: Not Very Bad, Not Very Good, Kinda Just There

The KFC Mother’s Day Romance Novel Doesn’t Have Nearly Enough Porking

We Are All Jessica Chastain Rolling Her Eyes at Johnny Depp

'Love Actually' Sequel Update: Laura Linney to Finally Get Some

LOVE IS REAL

Please Can We Not with Johnny Depp Anymore?

'How to Be a Latin Lover' Gets Less Good the More Sober You Get

Popped Collar Dirtbag Shakespeare Who Fucks, Coming Soon to TNT

It's Time to Give Up on Scott Eastwood

‘The Fate of the Furious’ Had a Perfect Potential Lesbian Reveal, And They Fucking Fluffed It

Who is the Marvel Cinematic Universe's Hottest Director?

One of the Most Beautiful Animated Films Ever Came Out on Friday

18 Fashion Lessons from 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'

What's Your Worst Movie Theatre Experience?

Real Talk: ‘Riverdale’ and ‘Teen Wolf’ Are the Same Show, Right?

Yes, But Does the Guy Ritchie King Arthur Movie Have a Giant, Fire-Breathing Dominatrix Robot?

A Very Serious Discussion About Whether You Would Fuck Jake Gyllenhaal in 'Okja'

‘Wilson’ Review: Who Wants to Watch Woody Harrelson Be a Curmudgeonly Asshole for 90 Minutes?

Tracking the Hotness Evolution of Dan Stevens

Where Did the 90-Minute Movie Go?

‘Beauty and the Beast’ Isn’t All That Good, But Screw It, I Kinda Liked It Anyway

Mads Mikkelsen, Philosopher Poet: "After All, I Am the Bitch"

The 'Dungeons & Dragons' Movie Is a Repository of Perfection

"We Made It For Fans, Not Critics" Is a BS Response to Negative Reviews and Always Will Be

'Personal Shopper' Review: I Want to Be Kristen Stewart When I Grow Up

Strange Bedfellows: The New Party Game Sure To Inspire Boners And Bummers

FMK: Michael Shannon, Michael Sheen, Michael K. Williams

The Best Movie of 2017 Now Has a Trailer

The Best Foreign Movies on Netflix Right Now

If You're Thinking You Might Want to See 'Before I Fall,' Here's a Tip: Don't

The Pop-Tarts Café Ruined Breakfast Food for Me Forever, So That's Fun

'Get Out' Finally Solves the Mystery of Who Uses Bing

Oh, Did You Think You Were Going to Get Through the Day Without Reading About ‘Rock Dog’?

The World's Only Indisputable Fact Is That 'Beauty and the Beast' Takes Place Inside a Time Loop

24 Nominated Movies You Can Catch Up With Online Before the Oscars

At What Exact Point Did Dev Patel Get Hot?: A Pajiba Investigation

NO NO NO NO NO There's Going to Be a Sort-Of 'Love Actually' Sequel NO NO NO NO NO

Celebrate Galentine's Day By Watching One of These 23 Female-Directed Movies on Netflix

Question: Are You An Alpha Woman Who Is Unable to Love?

'Fifty Shades Darker' Has Too Much Fucking Weirdness, Not Enough Weird Fucking

So Is Scarlett Johansson Disingenuous or Stupid or What?

Which Member of the Oscar Class of 2017 Are You?

Who's the Most Attractive Celebrity Couple?

Someone Tell ‘Rings’ It Forgot to Add All the Scary Bits

Which Country Will Trump Bring Us to the Brink with Today?

Let's Pour One Out for How Stylish the 'Moonlight' Cast Is

A Wolf Is At the Door. We Must Not Let It In.

You All Like Candy Canes, Right? Just Checking.

'A Dog's Purpose' Review: Fuck This Movie So Hard

Can We Talk About the Fact that Seb and Mia in 'La La Land' Are Kind of Assholes?

Film Review: Annette Bening Delivers One of the Best Performances of the Year in '20th Century Women'

Michael Keaton Shines in Brilliant Trump Allegory ‘The Founder,’ Which You May Or May Not Want to Watch This Weekend, IDK

In Defense of 'Underworld: Rise of the Lycans,' The Greatest Movie Ever Made

'The Bye Bye Man' Is Bad Bad, Man

I Needed This

Which of These Three Movies Will Be the Best Movie of 2017?

The 30 Sexiest Movie and TV Moments from 2016

'Star Wars' Still Has Room To Go In Terms of Representation

The Top Ten Indie/Foreign Movies of 2016

2016's Best Performances In Bad Movies

What Was 2016's Most Attractive Movie Cast?

What Were the Most Misleading Trailers of 2016?

The 2016 'Oh ,Yeah, That Came Out This Year' Hall of Fame

2016 Was a Whirlwind of Suck, And So Were Its Movie Posters

Happy XMas (Bears Are Here)

'Why Him?' Is Neither As Bad Nor As Good As You Think It Is

Diego Luna/Jabba the Hutt Is the Greatest Love Story of Our Age

I Have Seen Hell

'Collateral Beauty' Review: What the F*ck Did I Just Watch?

Where the F*ck Did the Comma in 'Love Actually' Get To?

52 Films by Women: Lynne Ramsay Ruins Your Soul with 'We Need to Talk About Kevin'

All The Best Pretentious Himbo Nonsense from Tom Ford's 'GQ' Profile

Anthony Hopkins, 2016: "Optimus Prime Has Left Us"

The Exact Day That God Forsook Us

A Brief, Tragic History of Hidden Hotness

‘Incarnate’ Review: Oh God, Aaron Eckhart, What Happened To You?

The One Part of 'Love, Actually' We Should All Be Able to Agree is Garbage

For One, Fleeting Moment, Life Is Good

52 Films by Women: Karyn Kusama's 'Girlfight'

The Most Homoerotic Subtext-Filled Hollywood Movie Ever Came Out One Year Ago Today

'Rules Don't Apply': The Perfect Movie to Take Your Family To Over Thanksgiving Weekend If You Dislike Them

TIFF Review: Make Every Angsty Self-Loathing Teen In Your Life Watch ‘The Edge of Seventeen’

#HotTake: Thanksgiving Is Overrated and Stupid

The 'Harry Potter' Franchise Returns with the Fun, Flawed 'Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them'

52 Films by Women: Aurora Guerrero's 'Mosquita y Mari'

Where Do We Go From Here? A Former Cynic's Perspective

'Shut In' Review: Slow-Burn Horror, Minus the Horror, Whole Lotta Slow

Charities To Donate To In Trump's America

What's the Weirdest Thing Your Family Does with Food?

What's the Deal With that 'Doctor Strange' Villain, Anyway?

The Election's Almost Over. Breathe. You Can Get Through This.

#NoHomo It Up With These Beards of Cinema

It's Friday, And I Am Going to Burn This Mother Down

Twitter Says Goodbye with #RIPVine

Are You a Cannibal or a Can'tibal?: 'Feeding Hannibal: A Connoisseur's Cookbook,' A Review

RED ALERT, RED ALERT, DONALD GLOVER IS LANDO CALRISSIAN

In Case You Forgot How Much of a Complete Tool James Woods Is

Who's Going to Be the Internet's Next Boyfriend?

I Am Honestly Angry At How Bad 'Keeping Up with the Joneses' Is

Park Chan-Wook Gives Us the Lesbian Gothic Psychosexual Romantic Thriller Of Our Dreams with 'The Handmaiden'

An Introduction to the Hollywood Vampire Cabal, AKA Celebrities That Do Not Age

In Defense of Candy Corn

'The Girl on the Train' Thinks It's 'Gone Girl,' Should Be 'The Boy Next Door,' Isn't As Good As Either

8 Movies to Watch on Netflix When You've Been Struck Down by the Plague

‘Deepwater Horizon’ Can’t Save a Blah September of Movies

Tim Burton's Swift Slide Into Mediocrity Continues with 'Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children'

52 Films by Women: 'Cracks'

And the Award for Weirdest Plot Twist of the Year Goes To...

Does 'The Witch' Have a Happy Ending?

Butts of the Met

52 Films by Women: Sophie Goodhart's 'My Blind Brother'

Our First Look at Karen Gillan in 'Jumanji' Is... Uh. Uhhhhhhhh. Hmm. Okay.

The Best Costume Dramas On Netflix Right Now

The Best Recent Movies on Amazon Prime Right Now

Merriam-Webster's Twitter Account Is Coming For You, You Fools

10 of the Weirdest Movie Merchandise Tie-Ins

10 Very Important Questions Left Unanswered by 'Zootopia'

When It's OK to Talk to a Woman Who's Wearing Headphones

"I Wonder What's Going On With the 'Transformers' Franchi--Wait, What the F*CK"

'Don't Breathe' Is the Second Scariest Movie of the Summer, After the One Where Kevin Spacey Is a Cat

The Strange Case of 'Balls Out'

Let's Pour One Out for the Saddest Schmuck of Summer 2016

'Ben-Hur' Review: Hurrible, But Not As Hurrible As It Could Have Ben

The Sexiest Olympic Sport Isn't What You Think

JOURNALISM

"Offends Millennials" Is the Least Bad Thing About Joel McHale and Stephen Fry's New Sitcom

Every Straight Woman Will Understand This Post

The Olympics Got Real Pornographic Last Night

'Suicide Squad' Learned All the Wrong Lessons from 'Guardians of the Galaxy' and 'Deadpool'

A Tribute to the Unsung Hero of 'Stranger Things'

Don't You Dare Drag Donald Duck Into This Mess, Jared F*cking Leto

'With a Crowd of Rowdy Drunk People' Is Pretty Much the Perfect Way to Watch 'The Fast and the Furious,' Yes?

Which Movies Will Be Felled by 2016's Curse of the Sequel?

The Most Bunkworthy Movie Performances of the 21st Century So Far

SUCK IT, DIVERGENT SERIES. SUCK. IT.

Henry Cavill's Most Constipated Facial Expressions from the 'Batman v Superman' Extended Cut

Is 'Ghostbusters' As Good as the Original? No. But It's Still Pretty Damn Fun.

Ranking the Men of Jane Austen By Swoon Factor

'You Must Remember This' Fans, Here's Your Film History Reading List

The Bill Murray 'Ghostbusters' Cameo Came About Pretty Much in the Most Bill Murray Way Imaginable

Whiny ‘Ghostbusters’ Haters Think Anyone Gives a Shit About IMDB Ratings, LOL HILARZ

Let’s Celebrate Bikini Day!

What 'Game of Thrones' Book Fan Theories Have Been Confirmed and Debunked So Far?

'Free State of Jones' is the 'I Don't See Color, #AllLivesMatter' of Civil War Movies

From One Lazy Slob to Another: The Best Workout Tip for People Who Hate Exercising

Hold Up, Do I Want to Have Sex with Michael Shannon Right Now?: A Pajiba Investigation

Does ‘Now You See Me 2’ Break 2016’s Curse of the Sequel?

A Tip o' the Shame Fedora to the Nice Guys of Cinema

The Worst Thing 'Warcraft' Director Duncan Jones Ever Did

How Do You Screw Up Casey Jones This Badly?

Ernst Lubitsch Was the Tits

Medieval Paintings Where Jesus Is Ripped as Hell

'X-Men Apocalypse' Is Just Good Enough to Avoid Being Completely Mediocre, AKA 'Is An X-Men Movie'

What Have You Been Up To, Johnny Knoxville and '90s Action Movie Icon Renny Harlin? Oh.... Uh... Okay Then.

How Far Could You Make It Into This Trailer for the Faith-Based Columbine Movie?

Raise Your Boom Mics to These Blisteringly Hot Directors, Part 2

What Do We Have To Do To Get a Filmed Version of 'Hamilton,' Already?

‘Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising’ Is Funny and Feminist as F*ck

ABC Is Replacing 'Agent Carter' With a Fetid Dumpster Fire from Hell. OK Then.

Cannes Is Getting Real F*cking Freaky Up In Here

You Probably Didn't Know 'The Darkness' Came Out This Weekend, And That's About the Amount of Attention It Deserves

Every Single Chris Not in the Marvel Cinematic Universe

What, Exactly, Was Zemo's Big Plan in 'Captain America: Civil War'?

GRITTY. POWER. RANGERS. KILL. IT. WITH. FIRE.

How Did None of the 'Harry Potter' Kids Turn Into Horrible Monster People?

A Quick Note on Rape as a Plot Device and the 'Sympathetic Rapist'

A Partial List of Everyone 2016 Had Better Not Take From Us

10 Actresses Who Can Rescue Rom-Coms from Katherine Heigl Hell

Can We Not Have ONE Non-Sexualized Female Villain, GOOD GOD DAMN?

Tribeca Review: Tom Hiddleston Gets His James Bond On In AMC's 'The Night Manager'

'Barbershop: The Next Cut' Review: Hey, Come Watch Some People You Like

10 Actors Who Can Rescue Rom-Coms from Katherine Heigl Hell

On Psychiatric Medication and Going Cold Turkey: Relax, Don't Do It

'Hardcore Henry' Is Bonkers F*cking Insane, And That's a Good Thing

Your F*ckening Winner and a Tribute to Fallen Heroes

Ranking the Sweet Space Capes of the 'Star Wars: Rogue One' Trailer

The Pajiba Fictional Character Sex Tournament - The F*ckening Finals

The Pajiba Fictional Character Sex Tournament - The F*ckable Four

The Pajiba Fictional Character Sex Tournament - Elite Eyyyyyyyght

Bro, Richard Linklater's 'Everybody Wants Some' Is All About the Bros, Bros

The Pajiba Fictional Character Sex Tournament - SCHWING 16

15 Critically Reviled Movies That Still Made a Ton of Money

The Pajiba Fictional Character Sex Tournament - Round of 32

‘War on Everyone’ SXSW Review: This One’s For You, Misanthropic, Bitter Assholes

Review: 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2' Is--Oh Christ, You KNOW How 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2' Is

11 Worst Singing Performances in Movie Musicals

'The Divergent Series: Allegiant' Review: Would Someone Mercy Kill This Franchise Already?

The Pajiba Fictional Character Sex Tournament - Part 2

The Pajiba Fictional Character Sex Tournament - Part 1

You're Missing Out on Netflix's Greatest Guilty Pleasure TV Show

Would You Rather Have Raw Hot Dogs for Fingers or Cooked Hamburgers for Feet?

52 Films by Women: Ida Lupino's 'Outrage'

The Villain of 'Zootopia' Is Basically Donald Trump

Stacey Dash What?

'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny': Your Badass Ranking

The 2016 Academy Awards Nominees (If We Ran the Oscars)

Stephen Chow's 'The Mermaid' Is Really F*cking Fun, Not That Americans Really Want to See It, I Guess

Where In the F*ck Is That Tom Hardy-as-Elton John Biopic We Were Promised?

2016 Finally Gets a Good Horror Movie in 'The Witch,' Hail Satan

11 Things I Learned from 'Star Wars and the Power of Costume'

Celebrate Valentine's Day With Cinema's Best Romantic Also-Rans

'How To Be Single' Offers a Slight Improvement On the Generic Rom-Com

21 Best Movie Lines of the 21st Century

Channing Tatum's 'Gay Subtext: The Musical Number' Now Available to Stream Online

Review: Lena Headey Doesn't Even Have a Fight Scene In 'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,' So What Is The F*cking Point?

27 Lines from '50 Shades of Black' That Still Aren't As Bad As 'I'm 50 Shades of F*cked Up'

What Are the Movies Everyone's Talking About at This Year's Sundance?

Well, As Long As We're Casting Historical Figures With Racially Inaccurate Actors ...

'The Boy' Is Not Nearly As Weird As It Should Have Been

STFU, Internet. Leonardo DiCaprio Isn't Close to the Biggest Oscar Snub

Which of This Year's Oscar Nominees Are Available to Stream Online?

The Ten Most WTF Oscar Nominations From the Last 10 Years

Fill Your Mouth Holes With These Weird Celebrity Cookbooks

Q: Is 'The Forest' Worth Watching for Natalie Dormer? A: No.

Teach Me to Cook, Stanley Tucci!

Which Movies Will Flop in 2016?

Oh, Of COURSE I'm Reviewing 'Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody'

The 10 Best Indies of 2015

No, Rey from 'The Force Awakens' Is Not a Mary Sue

Top Five Hyoork-Inducing Scenes in Season 2 of 'The Knick'

Which 'Game of Thrones' Actor Has a Blink-and-You'll-Miss-It Cameo in 'The Force Awakens'?

'The Hateful Eight' Review: Tarantino, Tarantino-ing

Guillermo del Toro Has All the Holiday Travel Book Recommendations You'll Ever Need

Modern Movie Stars and the Classic Movie Stars Whose Souls They Stole

'The Big Short' Review: Go F*ck Yourself, Wall Street

Gaze Into the Abyss, And the Abyss Gazes Back: A Year In Bad Movie Posters

What Is the Best-Dressed Movie of 2015?

'Jessica Jones' vs. the Nice Guy

A Geek's Guide to Black Friday Sales

Breaking News: Boba Fett Is Dumb

Which of This Year's Bombs Didn't Deserve to Flop So Hard?

'The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2' Is a Fitting End to Our Best YA Franchise

Fancasting the 'Memento' Remake

Duncan Jones and Rian Johnson Are Twitter's Greatest Nerdlord BFFs

Why Did No One Ever Tell Me That 'The Devil Wears Prada' F*cking Sucks?

"Beef Stew Fart In Face Stories": 24 Hours Of Pajiba Readers' Google Inquiries

The 10 Funniest Performances from Non-Comedic Actors in the Past 10 Years

'Spectre' Review: Movie. Bad Movie.

20 (Non-Franchise) Sci-Fi/Fantasy Movies We Have to Look Forward To

Theater Geeks, Meet Your New Favorite Hashtag: #ParksandHam

Would You Believe Me If I Told You 'Burnt' Doesn't Suck?

What's the Single Worst Movie Moment from the Last Five Years?

Here, Afghanistan, Let 'Rock the Kasbah' Tell You How to Live Your Life

12 Times Andre Holland Was the Best Part of the Season Premiere of 'The Knick'

A Strongly Worded Letter to Universal's Marketing Department on the Subject of 'Crimson Peak'

'Goosebumps' is '90s Nostalgia Done Right

11 of the WTFiest Foreign Films You Can Watch on Netflix Instant

Y'all Know Charlize Theron Isn't Actually Going to Get an Oscar Nomination for 'Mad Max: Fury Road,' Right?

The Very Best Moments in 'The Martian' (Including the One Ridley Scott Wanted to Cut)

'Freeheld' Review: Your Mom Will Love It!

Real Talk: Is Captain America a Virgin or Nah?

Anne of Green Gables Is a God Damned Fashion Icon

'99 Homes' Review: Praise Jesus, Andrew Garfield Is Finally In a Good Movie Again

5 Celebrity Beefs You Might Not Know About

Have You Seen the Weirdest Sex Scene in Cinema History?

'Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials' Review: Oh, It's a F*cking Trial, All Right

Where Are All the Good Greek Mythology Movies?

9 Directors Who Deserve Comebacks

M. Night Shyamalan Finally Crawls Out of His Own Ass a Bit With 'The Visit'

Why 'Beauty and the Beast' Pissed Me Off as a Child (And Kind of Still Does)

Why Did No One Tell Us Max Headroom Has Been in 'The Knick' This Whole Time?!

JSYK: The Original '101 Dalmatians' Sequel Had a Cold War-Obsessed Alien Jesus Dog With Mind Control Powers

Turn Off Your Brain With Fancy, Fancy Men in Fancy, Fancy Suits

Why Late August/September Movies Suck So Hard, And 9 That Might Not

'Sinister 2' Is Good Right Up Until It Isn't

All Your Faves are Hufflepuffs

The World's Longest Breakup, or: How I Quit Tumblr, And You Can Too

A Humble Tribute to the Greatest Performance in Sci-Fi Movie History

An Open Letter to Sue Storm in 'Fantastic Four'

Swing Away: The Top 11 Sh*tty Movies That We Like Anyway

What 'Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation' Gets Right That Hollywood Keeps Getting Wrong

What Movie Do You Love That Everyone Else Hates?

Confessions of a TV Slacker: No, I Am Never Going to Watch Your Favorite Show

What Movie Do You Hate That Everyone Else Loves?

‘Pixels’ Is This Summer’s Unsung Masterpiece*

10 Pairs of Movie Co-Stars Weirder Than 'Trainwreck''s Tilda Swinton and John Cena

For the Love of God, Would People Stop Writing Think Pieces About Things They Haven't Seen?

You Need to Be Watching 'Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell' on BBC America Right Now

I'm 95 Percent Sure I Don't Actually Need to Tell You Not to See 'The Gallows'

The One Bit of Casting That Could Save Sony's Spider-Man Reboot

11 Burning Questions Left Unanswered by 'Magic Mike XXL'

10 Movies to Watch On The Fourth of July That Are Patriotic for Other Countries

The Pajiba (Dead) 10+: Hotties From Beyond the Grave

Rich Assholes Are Spending $275 On Insect-Encrusted Drinking Straws, And I Want to Die

'Ted 2': Intermittently Funny Comedy Held Together by Dick Jokes and Semen

15 Famous Actors with Awful Last Films

Ranking the Bad Dads of 'Game of Thrones'

The James Spader Bangability Index

How 'Game of Thrones' Can Still Shock Us In Season Six

Five Horrible Movie Characters Whom Everyone Still Wants to Bone

A Stannis Superfan Reacts to Last Sunday's 'Game of Thrones'

How to Make 'Insidious: Chapter 3' Less of a Brain-Meltingly Boring Film

5 Movies That Actually Do Need Reboots

10 Age-Appropriate Actors Hollywood Can Pair Emma Stone With

Six Pro-Science Science Fiction Movies That Actually Don't Suck

We Need to Talk About That Really Creepy Part of 'Tomorrowland'

Surprisingly Fun 'Poltergeist' Is Another One for the 'Damn, I Love Sam Rockwell' Pile

The 12 Best Movie Trailers of the 21st Century

'Mad Max: Fury Road' Gave Us One of the Greatest Characters In Modern Cinema History, And It's Not Who You Think It Is

'Good Kill': It's a Movie That Came Out This Weekend!

A Partial List of Things 'Mad Max: Fury Road''s Charlize Theron Could Do To Me, And I Wouldn't Even Care

Ranking the Dadbods of 'Game of Thrones'

Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'Maggie' Could Have Used Some Explosions and Bad Puns

Joss Whedon Leaving Twitter and Other Atrocities the Raving Feminist Horde Is Totally Still Responsible For

18 Geeky Spoilery Thoughts on 'Avengers: Age of Ultron'

Your Definitive Guide to the Belts of the Marvel Cinematic Universe

How Much of the TV We're Nostalgic For Was Actually Good?

The Gospel of 'Little Boy': God Did a Cute Little Christian Boy a Solid By Nuking Hiroshima

What to Watch On Netflix Now That You've Burned Through 'Daredevil'

Plot Twist: 'Unfriended' Is A Surprisingly Good Horror Movie

10 Actors Who Should Always Be Bald

Why You Should Love Stannis Baratheon, 'Game of Thrones'' Most Underappreciated Character

Chrissy Teigen's Face Is the Best Part of 'Lip Sync Battle'

Pajiba Hall of Shame: Five Terrible Official Actor's Websites

'Last Knights' Review: Another Bad Movie for the Direct-to-VOD Brigade

Friendly Suggestions for the 'Transformers' Shared Universe

'Home' Will Make You Want to Punch A Cute L'il Alien in the Face

Hollywood, Stop Trying to Make These 5 Actors a Thing

Seven Movie Remakes That Need to Cast The Rock

10 Relics From the Early Days of the Internet That You Didn't Know Are Still A Thing

Nips Blowing In the Wind: Fabio's 15 Best Book Covers

'It Follows' Is Decent, But It Ain't No 'Babadook'

Harvey Weinstein: 'I Could Have Been the White Savior of the Oscars If They'd Just LET ME.'

Let's Pour One Out for this Awesome Secondary Character Probably Being Cut from 'Game of Thrones'

Should You Comment On That Post? An Internet Primer.

Ranking the 21 Worst Movie Haircuts of the 21st Century

21 (More) Actors Whom You Forgot Were Hot as F*ck

'The Salvation' Is a Western With Mads Mikkelsen and Eva Green, So Why Isn't It Better?

7 Actors Who Hated Their (Actually Pretty Good) Movies

What Would a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Sequel Scripted by E.L. James Even Look Like?

'All the Wilderness' Review: We Keep Spending Most Our Lives Living In a Hipster's Paradise

On Its One-Year Anniversary, Let's Remember The F*cking Craziest Movie Of 2014

The Number One Thing Sony and Marvel Can Do To Not Screw Up Spider-Man (Again)

'50 Shades of Grey' Has Doomed Itself to the Company of These Five Movies

Outcast Is Exactly What You’d Expect a Nicolas Cage-Hayden Christensen Movie to Be

Eddie Redmayne Stars In the 21st Century Bad Movie Accent Death Match

Where To Get the 2015 Oscar Nominees Online (Legally)

The Greatest Showbiz Names In All of Existence

10 Authors Who Hated Their Books' Movie Adaptations

10 Sundance Film Festival Hits to Stream on Netflix Instant

Dear Academy: It's Time to Narrow the Best Picture Field Back Down to 5

The 20 Most Egregious Snubs in Oscar History

'Little Accidents' Is a Solid Movie From a First-Time Director, Better Than Most January Sh*t

10 Helpful Tips for Making it Through Oscar Season With Your Sanity Intact

Dancing Paul Rudd and I Fixed the 'Ant-Man' Teaser For You

'The Woman in Black: Angel of Death' Is the Perfect January Movie: Dull and Pointless

Let Your Favorite TV Characters Tell You How to Live Your Life in 2015

5 Movies That Need to Come Out of Development Hell in 2015, And 5 That Need to Die There

All the Best Videos of 2014 to Watch While You're Bored on Christmas Day

The Time Has Come for the Annual Festivus Airing of Grievances

Amy Adams, Katee Sackhoff Among the Latest Victims In #SonyHack Email Leak

From the Depths of the '80s, Here's the Greatest Christmas TV Special Ever Made

Common Defenses of Whitewashing And Why They Are Bullshit

Different Strokes: 13 Infamous Bombs That Found Massive Box-Office Success Overseas

The 11 Best and Worst Movie Posters of 2014

Presenting Your 2014 Pajiba 10 In Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Evangeline Lilly Says Edgar Wright's "Ant-Man" Wouldn't Have Fit the MCU Anyway, So Calm Down, Nerds

Just How Excited Should We Let Ourselves Be About the New 'Star Wars'?

The 10 Absolute Worst (and Best) Movies to Watch On Netflix With Your Family This Thanksgiving

Let Nicolas Cage Instruct You On the Finer Points of Movie Theater Etiquette

Here's Who Deserves A Goddamned Oscar For 'Mockingjay - Part 1'

Pirate Huge Ackman In Joe Wright's 'Pan' Is a Steaming Bowl of WTF

Atten-HUT, Nerds: Matt Smith and Probably-Zombie Natalie Dormer Are Going To Be In a Movie Together

If the World’s Sexiest Man Is Playing a Hacker, Then Screw It, Let’s Cast These People As Hackers, Too

Your Boyfriend Tom Hardy Is Starring In a Show That He and His Dad Came Up With

What We Talk About When We Talk About Oscar Bait

There's Going to Be a 'Clue' Reunion on 'Community'

Billy Joel Calls Taylor Swift Haters "Snoots," Takes a Swing at Sexism While He's At It

Someone Who Thinks Thor Is a Total Asshole Will Be In 'Captain America: Civil War'

10 Ways Sony Can Fix Their Spider-Franchise

Which Director Is Best at the Most Important Thing a Director Can Do?

Christopher Nolan, We Need to Have a Talk About Your Obsession With Dead Wives

'Horns' And Male Entitlement Culture

What If Directors Were Halloween Candy?

The World's Most Obnoxious Halloween Costumes, 2014 Edition

A Visual Guide to All the Amazing Stuff You Forgot Was In 'Mortal Kombat'

21 Things That 'Glee''s Ryan Murphy Invented Aside From the Horror Comedy

Mac From 'It's Always Sunny' Is Directing a Motherf*cking Kid's Movie. Here's 5 Unlikely Directors Who Need to Do the Same

Six Vampire Movies Worse and Weirder Than 'Dracula Untold'

What Makes Certain Movies ‘Unrebootable’?

A Bulleted List of Everything Wrong With ‘Left Behind,’ Aside From ‘The Entire Movie’

A Trek Through the Wild World of the 'Left Behind' Marketing Campaign

September Is Almost Over, So Let's Start Watching Good Movies Again

Baby Don't Hurt Me No More: An Open Letter to Hulu

'The Knick' And the Problem With Genuine Shitbag Protagonists

A Guide to the Ever-Changing Accent of Tom Hardy

'No Good Deed''s Idris Elba and 5 Other Actors Who Need to Fire Their Damned Agents Already

The iPod Classic Is Dead, Long Live the iPod Classic

Jack the Ripper, The Daily Mail, and Social Media Gullibility, Or: It's Time for an Internetervention

In Honor of 'American Ninja Warrior''s Kacy Catanzaro, Here Are 15 of the Most Kick-Ass Female Action Scenes In Cinema History

10 Reasons August Was the Worst Damn Month Ever, and 10 Feel-Good Movies to Help You Recover

Which Of the Movies Coming Out In September Are Least Likely to Suck?

It's Time to Celebrate That You No Longer Have to Go To High School Any More (With Netflix!)

When Trailers Go Wrong, Movies of 2014 Edition

On Creativity and Psychological Scarring, Or How 'Frank' Will Fuck You Up

2014 Summer Movie Roundup, High School Superlatives Edition

The Scale of Cinematic Southernness

If You Get Drunk and Mock One Movie With Your Asshole Friends This Year, Make It 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'

Bullshit Excuses People Make For Super-White Comic Book Movies: Bingo Version

How to Tell If Someone Is Fake Geek

'Transformers: Age of Extinction' vs 'Hercules': In Defense of Cheese

20 Headlines You Probably Won't See Out of San Diego Comic-Con

Six Winter-Themed Movies to Watch On Netflix Instant Because Summer F*cking Sucks

20 Explanations for Stanley Tucci's Performance In 'Transformers: Age of Extinction,' In Order of Increasing Likelihood

10 Reasons You Should Get Your Ass to a Movie Theater and See 'Snowpiercer' This Weekend

'Game of Thrones' Book Readers, We Need to Get Over Our Superiority Complex

20 Fun Ways to While Away Your Time During the 'Game of Thrones' Hiatus

An Open Letter to the Kid Sitting In Front of Me Who Was Scarred for Life by 'How to Train Your Dragon 2'

The Filmography of Phil Lord & Chris Miller: Character Fight Club

The Interior Monologue of an Unrepentant Cynical Bitch Going to See 'The Fault in Our Stars'

The Top Ten Indie/Foreign Sci-Fi Movies On Netflix Instant, Ranked

What Really Happened At the End of 'Game of Thrones,' The Mountain and the Viper

What If These Ten Directors Replaced Edgar Wright on 'Ant-Man'?

Five Series to Binge Watch On Netflix Instant While Your Broke Ass Is Taking a Summer Staycation

8 Movies I Would Rather Watch Than 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice'

An Exclusive Pajiba Interview with the Star of Godzilla

'Penny Dreadful' Deserves to be Your Summer 'Hannibal.' Here's Why.

Step Into the Light and Accept Channing Tatum as Your Lord and Personal Gambit

A Dozen Cute Baby Animal Videos to Take Your Mind Off Celebrities Who Don't Understand What Feminism Means

Five Mediocre Movies That Don't Deserve Their Lead Actors

10 Actresses Whom Disney Needs To Get Off Its Ass And Add to the 'Star Wars' Cast

The Ten Best Films From This Year's Tribeca Film Festival

10 Movies You Can Watch On Netflix Instant That Are 100% Rapeless

'Guardians of the Galaxy' Director James Gunn Wants All You Whiny Little Pissbabies to Stop Complaining About Movie Remakes

15 Things I Learned From Penis Museum Documentary 'The Final Member'

Four Movies That Need to Be Remade With Steve Buscemi As the Star

'Game of Thrones,' We Need to Have a Talk About Your Nudity Imbalance

20 Things I Would Rather Do Than Wait for HBO GO to Load the ‘Game of Thrones’ Season Premiere

Summer Movie Season Starts This Weekend. Here Are 10 Indies to Watch On Netflix Instead.

Girls, Here's What You Need to Know Before Seeing 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' With Your Boyfriends

The Rockules 2: Eight Actors Who Need to Play Greek Gods Right Fricking Now

A Scientific Ranking of the Cameos of 'Muppets Most Wanted'

In Celebration of 'Divergent' Have Some Young Adult Literature Mad Libs!

The Art of the Ridiculous Movie Promo Still

5 Ways 'Hannibal' Can Up Its Ratings And Rescue Itself From Untimely Cancellation

What if '300: Rise of an Empire' Were Directed by Wes Anderson?

Television and the Art of War

8 Ways the Oscars Could Have Been Less Excruciatingly Boring Than They Regretfully Were

A Comprehensive Guide to the 2014 Oscar Nominees Available On the Internet

10 Movies and TV Shows 'Game of Thrones' Characters Need To Be In

'Endless Love' vs 'Winter's Tale': A Scientific Analysis Of Which Is the Lesser Blight Upon Humanity

In Honor of President's Day, The Final Word In Presidential Fancasting

8 Movies to Watch on Netflix Instant While You're Home By Yourself On Valentine's Day Weekend

The Absolute Worst TV Characters to Rob a Bank With

Here’s The Billy Ray Cyrus’ “Achy Breaky Heart” Rap Remake For You to Subject All Your Enemies To

Shia LaBeouf Apologizes for Existing, Is Holding An Art Show So People Can Torture Him. Or Something.

Five Movies 'The Lego Movie''s Phil Lord and Christopher Miller Should Have Directed

The Weinstein Company Has Finally Decided the Extent to Which They're Screwing Over 'Snowpiercer'

Sweet Jesus In a Flower Crown, Someone Take the Voice Over Off This 'Hannibal' Trailer

Five Reasons the History Channel’s ‘Vikings’ Can't Come Back Soon Enough

‘Gods of Egypt’ Finally Casts a God of Egypt Who Isn’t a White Dude

A One Hundred Percent Accurate, No BS List of the 2015 Oscar Winners