I’m probably not going to like Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. I was probably never going to like Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Man of Steel was a big heaping bowl of meh and Zack Snyder’s way too style over substance for me. This entire post is an excuse for bad puns and worse Photoshop, and you’ll just have to deal with that.

Batman v Superman: Bronn of Justice

Batman v Superman: Lawn of Justice

Batman v Superman: Michelle Kwan of Justice

Batman v Superman: Dawn (Summers) Of Justice

Batman v Superman: Prawn of Justice

Batman v Superman: Ron of Justice

Batman v Superman: TRON of Justice

And to bring this post full circle: Batman v Superman: KHAAAAAAN of Justice

When she’s not Photoshopping bad superhero movie puns, Rebecca can sometimes be found coming up with inventive Game of Thrones censorship bars for The Mary Sue.

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