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Nips Blowing In the Wind: Fabio's 15 Best Book Covers

By Rebecca Pahle | Lists | March 16, 2015 |

By Rebecca Pahle | Lists | March 16, 2015 |

I’m not just randomly writing a post about Fabio book covers, guys. His birthday was yesterday, so it makes sense. I haven’t spent hours combing through my exhaustive Fabio cover collection, painstakingly arranged into sub-folders like “Blonde Man Nips” and “Sex on a Rug—Stains.” I also haven’t spent the last month listening to my copy of Fabio’s 1994 slow jams album. Noooope.

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Is this Game of Thrones?

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Dick massage: The hot new technique every chiropractor is raving about.

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Chainmail + nipples. What could go wrong?

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This cover is trying to say something, but what?

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Ain’t nothing more sexy than nude-colored tights (or else Fabio has some real weird knee wrinkle action going on) and Uggs.

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I respect a man who will attempt lilac tights. Wait. No. The other thing. “Am violently repelled by.”

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His hair’s blowing straight up. Do aliens want to take humanity’s supreme specimen of masculinity from us? Killer scrunchie on that lady, though.

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Fabio stars in: Ghost Peen.

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“Can you tell I had garlic knots at dinner?” “…Yeah, a little.”

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The new Aquaman movie looks weird.

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Fabio really loves his lady… his Epilady.

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Thank for the deep v-neck trend, Fabs.

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Edgar Rice Burroughs didn’t really own his place in history until he got a series of Fabio covers.

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“Fuck you, Frenchie!”

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“I’m wearing an asymmetrical man thong [NSFW], and you can’t even tell.”