Some of these reboots are actually happening. Some of them are stuck in development and likely will be until the end of time. All of them could use some Dwayne Johnson. Now go about your business.
Three Men and a Baby (as the baby)
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (as Alpha 5)
Guys and Dolls (as Nathan Detroit, with Terry Crews as Sky Masterson)
Ghostbusters (as whoever the Egon equivalent ends up being)
Tell me you wouldn’t watch nerd Dwayne (I feel like I can call him Dwayne). No reference ever made to his physique. None.
The Magnificent Seven (every single one of the Magnificent Seven)
Highlander (as Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez)
Dwayne does his best Scottish-accent-as-a-Spanish-character while Gerard Butler sobs quietly in the background.
Fraggle Rock (all the Doozers)
It’s too late for Rebecca (@RebeccaPahle) to apologize for any of this. It’s too laaaaate.