Hold Up, Do I Want to Have Sex with Michael Shannon Right Now?: A Pajiba Investigation
In one of the oddest match-ups in Lip Sync Battle’s short but eventful history, Michael Shannon will face off against Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’s Rachel Bloom on tomorrow’s episode. The teaser of Shannon lip syncing to The Pixie’s “Here Comes Your Man” isn’t that extreme by LSB standards (though it’s the second number that involves costumes and dance numbers, so there’s still a chance for Shannon to pull a Tatum and dress up like a Disney princess), but… it’s doing some crazy things to me, man. I’m not sure if I want to talk about it, except to say that he is definitely drunk, right? Or at least tipsy. Not judging. You do what you gotta do if you’re going to be participating in karaoke on national television.
And, for Crazy Ex-fans, here’s Bloom doing (part of) Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream.”