This May sees the release of Guy Ritchie’s #edgy #action-y King Arthur: Legend of the Sword, a movie that just about no one cares about except A) Guy Ritchie’s mother, maybe B) definitely not star Charlie Hunnam and C) the folks at schlock ripoff emporium The Asylum, who are releasing their own King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table on home video on May 2nd, ten days before the Guy Ritchie version.

They… uh… don’t really seem to have a lot to do with each other? I don’t think Guy Ritchie’s King Arthur has cyberpunk and white ninjas?

This is the poster, featuring low-rent Frank Grillo and a Knight of the Round Table wielding a machine gun.

NAILED IT. #TeamMorgana

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