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What Jeffrey Epstein's Arrest May Mean for Donald Trump (and Bill Clinton)

Twitter Gives Donald Trump Hell for Historical Inaccuracies and His #TrumpParadeFail

Meghan McCain Wants to Quit 'The View' (WHY, GOD?!)

AOC Takes Kellyanne Conway Down a Peg

What the Hell Just Happened with Mike Pence?

Poll: The Democratic Field Has Realigned after the First Debate

Nike Pulls Shoe With Betsy Ross Flag After Objections from Colin Kaepernick

Why The Hell Is She There? The Internet Goes Wild With #UnwantedIvanka

Marianne Williamson Should Be President, Just Not of America

Winners and Losers from the MSNBC's Second Democratic Debate

Liveblogging The First Democratic Presidential Debate (Thursday Edition)

Why Hunter Biden's Personal Life Matters, Whether We Like It or Not

The Supreme Court Delivers a Blow, Plus a Big Win for Democrats

Do Julian Castro and Beto O'Rourke Have Bad Blood in their History?

Winners and Losers from the First Democratic Debate

Adam Scott Gets in a Twitter Scuffle with Mitch McConnell

Liveblogging The First Democratic Presidential Debate (Wednesday Edition)

Meghan McCain Dabbles in Islamophobia While Acting like America Is a Gay Paradise

Twitter Is Celebrating the End of NRATV and the Firing of Dana Loesch

Is It Ever OK to Spit on the Son of Donald Trump?

They Won't Give The Children Toiletries, But The Border Camps Order Furnishings From Wayfair

Meghan McCain: Suck It, Kids in Concentration Camps, My Father Is the Only Person Who's Ever Been Tortured

Sorry But We Have To Talk About That Boris Johnson Paparazzi Photo With His Girlfriend

You're Much Less Likely to Read This Post About Donald Trump

Watch Sigourney Weaver, Mark Hamill, Michael Shannon, and More of Your Faves Read the Mueller Report LIVE

Meghan McCain's Husband Is Selling 'Kamala Is a Cop' T-Shirts Now

Twitter Reacts to that Boris Johnson Domestic Abuse Police Call

At Least Chuck Todd Is Asking the Important Questions

Joe Biden's Son, Hunter Biden, Is a Walking Disaster

Amid the Darkness of a Border Crisis, There Is Light in the City of Portland, Maine

Remember When Elizabeth Warren Was Called the Original Rachel Dolezal? Meghan McCain Remembers

Twitter Reacts to Tory MP Assaulting Peaceful Woman Protester

Trump Balks On Military Action with Iran, Melts Down in Interview with 'Time'

Bernie Sanders' Reddit AMA is a Good Read Even If You Don't Like Bernie Sanders

Notes from the Campaign: Biden, Bernie Continue to Shoot Themselves in the Foot

Meghan McCain Calls Joy Behar a 'Bitch' While Defending Trump Voters, Naturally

Joe Biden Is Making It a Lot More Difficult to Hold Our Noses

How To Use 'Feminism' As A Cheap, Cynical Political Tool

Meghan McCain Can Relate to Donald Trump Because She's Afraid of the Ebola Virus? What

Racism Is Not a Youthful Indiscretion; It Is a Deeply-Ingrained Mindset

UPDATE: Jon Stewart Finally Lays Blame for Lack of 9/11 Victim Funds at Mitch McConnell's Turtle Feet

Clinton's Impeachment Isn't The Cautionary Tale Democrats Think It Is

Donald Trump Really Hates Coughing, Is Terrified Of His Own Failures

Meghan McCain Is Smarter Than Jessica Biel When It Comes to Vaccines

The DNC Announces the Lineups for the First Democratic Debates

Under Pressure, Elizabeth Lederer, the Other Central Park 5 Prosecutor, Resigns from Columbia Law School

Trump Steps In It, Tracks It All Over the Floor, And Then Denies It Exists

The Story of Boris Johnson is the Posh White Man's Very Own Perverted 'Hero's Journey'

Twitter Reacts to Sarah Sanders' Departure as White House Press Secretary

Elizabeth Warren's Popularity is Surging, But Does She Have a Plan for What Comes Next?

Nigel Farage Upset at Comedian Saying 'Throw Battery Acid, Not Milkshakes'

Of Course, Meghan McCain Is Criticizing Democrats over Jon Stewart's 9/11 Hearing, of Course

Notes from the Campaign: Trump's Unwinnable Ceiling

Mr. Stewart Goes to Washington

Whoopi Goldberg Seems Pretty Done with Meghan McCain's Bullsh*t

Donald Trump Doesn't Want You to Know About His Devastating Internal Polling

Joe Biden Is Deluded

Let's Judge the Democratic Presidential Candidates Based on their Campaign Songs

Bill Maher Admits He's 'Squishy' on Abortion, Gets Absolutely Wrecked by Rep. Katie Porter

The Straight Pride Parade Just Got Dumber

Elizabeth Warren Surges In Iowa Poll, Along with Mayor Pete

Why Does No One on 'The View' Mention That Meghan McCain's Husband Publishes a Transphobic Website?

Morning Briefing: Joe Biden Continues to Trip Over His Own Feet, While Sean Hannity Murders Irony In the Face

Meghan McCain Loves That Her Husband Called Seth Meyers a 'Cuck'

Can We Please Stop Pretending the Royals Are Part of The Trump Resistance?

YouTube Doesn't Care About Gay People

Do Democrats Want the Best Candidate? Or the Candidate that Can Beat Trump?

Twitter Reacts To The Nonsense Of Planning A Straight Pride Parade

Donald Trump Called Meghan McCain a 'Donut'

After 12 People Are Gunned Down, Donald Trump, Hat in Hand, Comes to Collect His Prayers

Manson Family Follower Leslie Van Houten Denied Parole by California Governor

Donald Trump Is Getting the 'Royal Treatment' from Social Media and British Protestors

Shut Up, Bill Maher, Elizabeth Warren Is Right About Fox News

Twitter Reacts To Kamala Harris Being Ambushed By White Male Protester

Want To See The Big Penis Someone Made For Trump's UK State Visit? Of Course You Do!

Maybe Dildochio Slender Man Shouldn't Be In Charge of Peace in the Middle East

Meghan McCain Really Wanted David Letterman to Say Seth Meyers Was Mean to Her

Maybe Nancy Knows Best?

Meghan McCain Actually Has a Valid Reason to Repeatedly Say Her Dad's Name This Time

Do Your Goddamn Job, Democrats

What Do The UK's EU Parliamentary Election Results Mean?

Robert Mueller Speaks Publicly, Says Everything and Nothing At All

Jesus Christ, Meghan, Just Trademark Your Dad's Name Already, You Know You Want To

Beth Deserves Better Than Failing Upwards on NBC's 'Good Girls'

The Good News/Bad News on the Supreme Court Ruling on Indiana's Abortion Law

Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out, Theresa May

Morning Briefing: Bernie Has Always Been Bernie

Twitter Is Having A Field Day With #DonJrBookTitles

Trump Blows Up Meeting with Pelosi, Refuses to Do His Job Until Dems Drop Investigations

Morning Briefing: For the Love of God, Impeach the Man

Methodist Pastor in Alabama Demolishes Hypocrisy of 'Pro-Life' Movement

The Most Important Photos From My Recent Trip To America (AKA: The Pajiba Staff Retreat)

Dumbass PA. School: 'Hey, Let's Do a Drill Where the Shooter Is Muslim Because That Happens' (It Doesn't)

Even a Busted Human Being Is Right Twice in a Lifetime

Sam Bee Teaches Sex Ed To Senators Because They Clearly Have No Idea What They're Talking About

'Late Night's' Take on the Alabama Abortion Law, Plus the World's Worst Take

Elizabeth Warren Isn't Electable ... Until She Is

We Are Careening Terrifyingly Toward a Mainstream Disney Movie Celebrating 'Pro-Life Hero' Brett Kavanaugh

Meghan McCain Says Being Pro-Choice Means You Don't Believe in Science, Oh Word?

How Well Do You Know Your White, Male Democratic Presidential Candidates?

So You'll Never Guess Who Meghan McCain Is Writing a Book About, She Barely Talks About Him

Donald Trump Told the Visiting Red 'Socks' That Abraham Lincoln Lost the Civil War

What is the Deal with the Donald Trump Jr. Subpoena?

John McCain's Daughter Bombed on 'Late Night' so Her Husband Called Seth Meyers a 'Cuck'

I Guess We'll Never Know What Was Depicted in the 'Racy Photos' Michael Cohen Buried for Jerry Falwell Jr.

The 'USA Today' Infographic on 'Nonessentials' Misses the Whole Damn Point

Explainer: We're in the Midst of a Real Constitutional Crisis, But What Does That Mean?

Tax Returns Obtained by the NYTimes Reveal Donald Trump Was a Profoundly Sh*tty Businessman

President Trump, Facing Potential Prison Time, 'Jokes' That He May Extend His Presidential Term

Why All Of Your Electability Concerns are Trash

Beto Leads In Poll Head to Head vs. Trump, Plus AOC's Campaign Doc

Joe Biden Thinks Dick Cheney Is a 'Decent Man.' Uh, Yeah: We're Going to Agree to Disagree On That Joe

So About That 'Body Language Expert' Who Came for Brie Larson

William Barr 'Committed a Crime,' Says a Pissed Off Nancy Pelosi

It's Kamala; Miss Harris If You're 'Nasty'

Well, That's One Way to Quickly Eliminate Democratic Presidential Candidates

Trump Goes on Retweeting Bender Ahead of William Barr Testimony, Impeachment Threats

Joe Biden is the 'Friends' of 2020

Jews and Muslims Have Each Others' Backs, Meghan

Twitter Could Ban the Nazis Whenever It Wants, but It'd Rather Blow Trump All Day, Everyday

Joe Biden Is Getting Under Donald Trump's Skin

On April 25th, 2019, #DerangedDonald Was Born

Joe Biden is Officially Running for President

Hasan Minhaj Used His Toast To Roast Jared Kushner, Like The Time 100 Pioneer He Truly Is

Who's Next On the Right-Wing Media's Hitlist? Teenage Climate Activist Greta Thunberg

Illegitimate President Is Priming the Country for Four More Illegitimate Years

Twitter Drags Right-Wing Rag For Attacking Warren's Game-Changing Proposal

Elizabeth Warren Has Released a Game-Changing Policy Proposal

Why Impeaching Trump Is Absolutely the Right Move, Both Legally and Politically

Underreported Odds and Ends from the Mueller Report

A Brief Overview of The Mueller Report's Findings and What They Mean

Which Character Does Donald Trump Think He Is In 'Game of Thrones'?

[Open Thread] The Mueller Report Is Coming: Here's Today's Media Freak-Out Schedule

So Let's Talk About How 'Breakthrough' Is Some Bullsh*t

Political Twitter is Losing Its Mind Over Bernie vs. Hillary vs. The NYTimes

The 'True Story' Behind 'Unplanned' Was Debunked Years Ago (Shocker, Right?)

The 'Stop Sanders' Movement is Petty and Self-Defeating

It's a Big Deal that It's No Big Deal that Mayor Pete Is Running for President

Nancy Pelosi Meets With Britain's 'The Independent Group', Substance and Conviction Aren't Invited

The Democratic Presidential Candidates Fell Right Into Trump's Trap. Good.

Back in My Day, Mayor Pete Was Still Polling at 1 Percent in Iowa

We As Democrats Need to Engage with the Immigration Situation, Too

[Updated] Morning Briefing: Cheer Over Julian Assange's Arrest All You Want

Generic White Guy with Rolled-Up Sleeves Thinks He Deserves to Be the Next President

Someone Finally Asked Elisabeth Moss How She Squares Scientology and 'The Handmaid's Tale'

Policy vs. Representation, and the Brewing Resentments Among Liberals

Twitter Reacts To Kirstjen Nielsen's Resignation

No, Joe Biden (*sigh*)

Trevor Noah Asks Bernie Sanders Why We Need Another Old White Guy

Meghan McCain's Husband Sure Publishes a Lot of Anti-LGBTQ Horsesh*t

The Warring Bubbles of the Democratic Party Take Shape Around Joe Biden

Morning Briefing: How's that Winning News Cycle Treating You Now, Donny Trash?

Reminder: The President Is Still Stratospherically Dumb, But He Knows What He's Doing

There's Good News for Any Democrat Running Against Trump in 2020

The Real Reason Why Tucker Carlson Hates Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez So Much

You Were Fired for Homophobic Tweets, Denise

At Least 25 White House Officials Should Not Have Security Clearance, Says Whisteblower

Let's Talk About Uncle Joe

What Liberals Don't Understand about Donald Trump

Meghan McCain: 'Trump Wants to Repeal Obamacare Because of My Dad, John McCain, Have I Mentioned Him Before?'

Theresa And The Horrendous Technicolour Brexit: A Musical Update

House Republicans Asked Adam Schiff to Resign; He Told Them to Shove It

When Keeping It Jesus Goes Wrong: Stephanie Borowicz Edition

'You Were at My Wedding, Denise' Is Dead, Meghan McCain Killed It

Did Marla Maples Cheat on Donald Trump with Michael Bolton? Maybe!

Does the Mueller Report Exonerate Trump from Being a Terrible Human Being?

Meghan McCain's Wedding Guests Attack Her over Mueller Report Because Our Reality Is Broken

Morning Briefing: Trump Shotgun Blasts Himself in the Foot

What the Democrats Can Learn About Defeating Trump from 'Kellyanne Conway's Husband'

Goddammit, Chick-fil-A

The Gift that Robert Mueller Has Given the 2020 Democratic Candidates

Instagram Is Turning Teens into QAnon Nutjobs, Wonderful

The BBC's Political Coverage is a Joke. This 16-Year-Old Girl Just Blew Them Out of the Water

Morning Briefing: Trump's Base in Terrifying Action, Plus AOC on Seth Meyers

Morning Briefing: The Results of Our Poll on the Democratic Nominee, and Sam Bee's Hilarious Take on Beto

Poll: Who is the Democratic Candidate Best Positioned to Defeat Trump in the 2020 Election?

Trump Voters Are Open to a Dictatorship, Here We Go

How Columbine Made Bullying a Convenient Scapegoat For White Supremacist Shootings

2020 Dem Primary Briefing: Warren Moving Up, Beto Moving Down, and Booker Takes a Swipe at Kamala

Kellyanne Conway's Husband Is Going Hard on Donald Trump's Mental Health

Devin Nunes Wins the Darwin Award for Greatest Self Own of 2019

The Unrepentant Islamophobia of the Media and the Blood On Their Hands

Brexit Update: Polished Turd? More Like A Crapsody In Blue

Everything You Need To Know About Egg Boy

Can We Take a Minute to Talk about Mayor Pete?

Remember When Meghan McCain's Dad Got Her an Internship on 'SNL'? Pepperidge Farm Remembers

Now Is Not the Time, Donald Trump ...

Forty-Nine Are Dead After a Mass Shooting on Two Mosques on a Dark Day in New Zealand

I'm Getting Way Ahead Of Myself Here, But Cory Booker And Rosario Dawson Would Make A Stunning First Couple

Afternoon Briefing: The Senate Delivers a Stinging Rebuke to President Trump

Samuel L. Jackson on Antagonizing Trump Fans: 'F*ck If I Care? Burn up My Videotapes'

The Overlords Discuss #FakeMelania, The Tyson Zone, And How The Trump Presidency Has Made All Things Believable

Meghan McCain Made the College Cheating Scandal All About Meghan McCain, Of Course

Congresswoman Omar and the Problem with Our Silence

Paul Manafort Will Probably Spend the Rest of his Life Behind Bars

SXSW 2019: Yes, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Shaded Reagan, But She Also Talked the Green New Deal and the Need for Human Dignity

Mitt Romney, That's Not How Birthday Candles Work

World's Dumbest Conservative Caught On Camera Reporting a Fake Death Threat to Police

Meghan McCain Calls in Sick to 'The View' After Getting Roasted for Her Dumbass Ilhan Omar Remarks

Political Briefing: Why is Donald Trump So Fixated On a Meaningless Misstatement?

Fox News is a Cesspool of Hate and Bigotry, Yet Wonders Why It Can't Host a Democratic Debate

A Selection of Revolutionary Quotes to Celebrate International Women's Day

Ethan Lindenberger Warns Congress That Facebook is Sloppy With Anti-Vaxxer Propaganda

'Donald Trump' Plus 'Slow Bleed' Sounds Like Porn for Very Particular Political Kink

Back the F Away From Netflix, Mr. Spielberg

Morning Briefing: Fox News Spiked the Stormy Daniels Story Before Election Because Murdoch Wanted Trump to Win

They're All Spectacular Scumbags

Whoa! Whoa! Wait a Second, AOC

What Bullsh*t Lies Are Republicans Telling About Abortion Now?

Michael Cohen Is Still An A**hole

The Morning Briefing: Michael Cohen, North Korea, AOC, and Beto O'Rourke

It's Going To Be One of Those Days

Donald Trump Has No Idea What He's Talking About, Which is On Brand for Donald Trump

Howard Schultz: President of The Ratio!

Donald Trump Called Miley Cyrus to Say How Much He 'Loved' Her Twerking at the VMAs (Cue Barfing)

Stephen Colbert Calls Out The President For His Silence On Coast Guard Terrorist

The Legal System Had Its Hands Full Today: Smollett, Roger Stone, Epstein, and Mark Harris

The Independent Group: Is This Westminster's New Rebel Alliance?

Rutger Bregman's Unaired Interview With Tucker Carlson Has Leaked and It Is Delicious

Jussie Smollett Has Exposed A Nightmare for Sites Like Ours

Did the Kent State Gun Girl Sh*t Her Pants at a Party? A Political Thriller

Yeah, It's a Real F*cking Mystery Why Meghan McCain Wants Bernie Sanders to Run

Donald Trump Tried to Install a Loyalist to Oversee the Michael Cohen Hush-Money Investigation

The Liberal Plot to Cancel 'The Punisher', Explained

Morning Briefing: Bernie is Running, Trump Gets Sued, and Klobuchar Angles for the Middle

The Only Important Takeaway from Trump's National Emergency Declaration

The Political and Practical Nightmare that Lies Ahead for Donald Trump

Gun Rights Asshole Blames Tree of Life Shooting on.. let's see here.. Tree of Life, Goddamit

Morning Briefing: Andrew McCabe, Parkland, Kamala, Manafort, and Colin Kaepernick

A Frank Conversation with a Middle-American Trump Voter

So About Chris Pratt's Bullsh*t Response to Ellen Page

I'm Not a Smart Man, Jennay, But I Know What Launching Skynet Is

President Deals Strikes Again

Ellen Page Wasn't Done with Chris Pratt

Morning Briefing: Virginia Is Still a Disaster, and Donald Trump Is Not Just a Racist, but a Lazy Racist

Ellen Page Just Dragged Chris Pratt Over His Homophobic Church, Hot Damn!

15 Facts About Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that NO ONE WANTS YOU TO KNOW

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Just Gave One of the Most Important Speeches in Modern U.S. Politics

The Good News and Bad News about the Louisiana Abortion Decision

This 'National Enquirer' Business with Jeff Bezos Could Be the Pee Tape x 100

Cindy McCain Claimed She Stopped Human Trafficking, Turns out She Was Just Being Racist

We Are Trapped in an Anti-Choice Shitbox

You Come at Klobuchar, and That's All You Got?

We Believe All Women. Do You?

Brexit: A Certain Creek And A Distinct Lack Of Paddling Equipment

The Rise and Fall of Elizabeth Holmes, the Blood Baroness of Silicon Valley

What's Going on in Virginia is the Tip of the Iceberg

'Highlights' from the State of the Union: AOC, Kamala, Gillibrand, and a Wasted Sean Spicer

Nancy Pelosi's Sarcastic Clap At The State Of The Union Sets Twitter Aflame

Phil Robertson Of 'Duck Dynasty' Thinks God Gives Us Free Healthcare And Other Insane Things

This Week in Scams: Author Dan Mallory Exposed as Fraud; FuckJerry 'Apologizes' for Joke Theft; Elizabeth Holmes Looking For More Money

Conservative America In Its Own Insane Words

How Bloodthirsty Are You, America?

Morning Briefing: Investigations Mount Against Trump as the Wall Craters; Bernie is a Dick; and Oh, Virginia

The White House Confirms that Donald Trump Is an Inbred Cheeto

The Donald Trump of 1990 Was Also Disturbingly the Most Popular Man In America

Howard Schultz And The Lie Of The Reasonable Center

Morning Briefing: Cory Booker Enters the Race, but Trump's More Worried About Others

Everything I Know About Venezuela I Learned On Late-Night TV

Won't Someone Please Think of the Billionaires!

Jussie Smollett of 'Empire' Was Attacked In A Hate Crime

Forget About Boomers Versus Millennials. The Real Battle is the Elite Versus the Rest of Us

Howard Schultz Has Finally United America ... Around Loathing Him

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Wants Your Skin to Glow

Harry Potter to Tom Brady: 'Take That MAGA Hat Out of Your Locker'

Rich, Old White Men Continue to Ruin Everything

Trump Lost. Pelosi Won

Ron Howard Is Adapting 'Hillbilly Elegy' for Netflix, and It's Going to Be a Political Nightmare

The Last 24 Hours of the Shitshow Trump Administration

Another Trumpite Down: Roger Stone Arrested!

Patton Oswalt Is Attacked On Twitter, So He Helps The Guy Cover His Medical Costs

Social Media Reacts to Wilbur Ross' Tone-Deaf Shutdown Comments

All the 2020 Democratic Candidates Are Problematic! (OK, Most of Them Are)

Michael Cohen: 'Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani Threatened My Family'

Afternoon Briefing: Trump and His Allies Believe Rudy is Too Sauced to Go on Cable TV

We're All Fools Playing Someone Else's Evil Game

No, Emperor Fast Food Farts Did Not Invite Racist Boy Jr. To The White House (Yet)

Of Course, Glenn Greenwald Went on Fox News and Defended the MAGA Kid, Of Course

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Talks Good Trouble And 70% Marginal Tax on 'The Late Show with Stephen Colbert'

Hollywood Movies That Are Clearly Pro-Life

Move Aside, Aaron Sorkin

Kamala Harris Is Running -- Is This When Democrats Start to Eat Their Own?

'Avengers: Infinity War' is Actually a Parable About The Evils of Abortion, My Column...

Donald Trump Is Petty Enough to Burn It All Down While He's Still Trapped Inside

Twitter Reacts To Mike Huckabee's Border Wall Joke

In Theory, Congress Now Has What It Needs to Impeach Trump

Trump: 'We're Getting Crushed'; Polls: Trump Is Getting Crushed

Brexit Update: May’s ‘Zombie Government’ Limps Through Another Day

Nancy Pelosi Is Not Playing Around

She's Running ... Oh Wait, She Actually Is Running

Morning Briefing: Trump Remains Defiant, But the GOP May Be Softening; Chris Christies Torches Jared Kushner

Brexit Update: Theresa May's Deal Gets Shredded

Even the Darkest Timeline is Looking at Our Timeline and Saying, 'What the F**k?'

Right-Wing Protestor Climbed The Wall Around Nancy Pelosi's House To Prove A Border Wall Would Keep People Out

Bush Ethics Lawyer Offers Evidence that GOP Congressional Leaders Are Also in Cahoots with Russia

Liberty Counsel: 'No, We Don't Want Gays To Be Lynched, But Hey, Look At Our Black Guy!'

As the Shutdown Enters Its 21st Day ... Wait, What the Hell is Wrong with Ted Cruz's Face?

Just Another Day in the Trump White House

'Brexit: The Uncivil War' Review: What’s Left For The Satirist?

Like the Rest of America, Donald Trump Also Thought the Primetime Speech Was Pointless

What You Need To Know About Ed Buck And The Two Dead Men Found In His Home

Let's Skip Over All the Outrage over Tonight's Trump Speech and Jump Straight to the Inevitable End

Democrats Need to Learn From Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's '60 Minutes' Interview

Rashida Tlaib Gets the Motherfucking Seal of Approval

Melissa Joan Hart May Have Committed Some Light Anti-Semitism

No, Donald Trump Didn't Sell Rice To China, What The Hell's Wrong With You?

'Motherfucker'

The Right's Latest Attempt To Trash Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Fails Spectacularly

Move Along, Bernie

Donald Trump, Today, In His Own Goddamn Words

Pickup Trucks Are Blocking Tesla Charging Stations Because 'Merica!

Barack Obama Has Great Taste in Movies: Why Is That Hard To Believe For So Many Critics?

In Defense of Mitt Romney (Sort Of)

John Kelly's Redemption Tour is Bullshit

Trump Administration to Furloughed Employees: Have You Tried Mowing Lawns?

How The Kent State Gun Girl Saved Christmas

Morning Briefing: It's Time to Retire and Replace the Beckinsale Header Photo

The Morning Briefing: 'Serendipity' is Technically a Christmas Movie, Too

Oh, So This is What Happens When You Elect a Dangerously Unqualified Man to be President!

Incurious, Privileged, Complicit: Centrists Will Be The Death Of Us All

The Story of the Jerk Who Taught Donald Trump to Tweet and Goddamn Doomed Us All

... When You've Lost 'Fox & Friends'

Senior National Security Official: 'We Are F**ked'

Theresa May's Nightmare Before Christmas: A Festive Brexit update

The White House is a Goddamn Comedy of Errors Today

The Good News About The Border Wall GoFundMe Receiving $3 Million In 4 Days

A Point by Point Rebuttal To Trump's Morning Tweet Storm (Thursday Edition)

The GOP Pledges Total Loyalty To Trump Like Robert Mueller Doesn't Even Exist

The Midday Briefing: So, About that, You Dumb Sh*t

The Problem with the Argument Against Protesting Tucker Carlson's Advertisers

The Afternoon Sh*tshow: The Last 12 Hours of the Trump Administration

A Partial List Of All Of The Twitter Spelling Mistakes Trump Made In 2018

A Point by Point Rebuttal To Trump's Morning Tweet Storm

Trump Wants A 'Boarder Wall' But Twitter Gave Him Grief Instead

Our Wiener President Wants to Sue 'SNL' Like a Wiener

The Friday Night News Dump, Abbreviated for Your Saturday Morning Hangover

Arming Teachers Is a Bullshit Solution to What Went Wrong at Marjory Stoneman Douglas

Trump Won't Like Seth Meyers' Latest Closer Look

Dispirited Republicans Can't Even Muster a Half-Hearted Defense of Trump Anymore. Sad!

Brexit Update: May's Got 99 Problems, But A Coup Ain't One

Is Donald Trump Also an Adderall Junkie? That's What Many People Are Saying

The Morning Sh*tshow: Oh, He's Scared Now

Jared and Ivanka Just Want a Chief of Staff Who'll Play Nice With President Daddy

The Morning Briefing: Piers Morgan as Chief of Staff? Beto O'Rourke as Dem Frontrunner?

Nancy Pelosi Became a Meme-Worthy Hero After Today's Performance with Trump

In Chaotic Exchange, Trump Tells Democrat Leaders He'd Be 'Proud' To Shut Down the Government

Rudy Giuliani, Kanye West, Meghan McCain Earn a Place Among The Most Notable Quotes of 2018

Time Magazine's 2018 Person of the Year Goes to Journalists Fighting Against 'The War on Truth'

Andy Serkis Plays Gollum As Theresa May in a Clip That is Insulting. To Gollum.

Morning Briefing: Trump Behind Bars Is Now a Legitimate Possibility

The Morning Sh*tshow: John Kelly Expected to Resign; Trump Goes Off

Trump Wasn't Criticized at George Bush's Funeral, But the Shade Was Real

Yo, Tawny Kiracist, Central America Has Better Vaccination Rates Than The U.S.

The Obamas Awkwardly Greet Donald Trump Ahead of George H.W. Bush's Funeral Service

Morning Briefing: Michael Flynn, China, Mourning, and Wisconsin

Michael Flynn May Serve No Jail Time, Which is Terrible News for Trump, Pence

Meghan McCain Doesn't Like Bashing Trump While Honoring the Dead, Wait

Here's Why Eric Trump Is So Pissed Off at Kellyanne Conway's Husband, George Conway

Can Bernie Win As the Frontrunner, and As the 'Establishment' Progressive?

Why Donald Trump is Sh*tting His Pants Over Michael Cohen's Guilty Plea

So The Allegation That Trump Raped a 13-Year-Old During a Jeffrey Epstein Sex Party Doesn't Hold Up, Yeah...

The Trump Administration Sure Loves Protecting (Child) Rapists: Jeffrey Epstein Edition

Michael Cohen Pleads Guilty In A Separate Plea from His Other Guilty Plea

Ivanka Trump Would Like to Say a Few Words on Tear-Gassing Children and Maybe Shooting Them Later (Fingers Crossed)

Your Weird Uncle Donald Is On the Twitters Again

The Nasty Paul Manafort Business, Explained

Who Are These People Who Think Donald Trump Looks Like Elvis?

Of Course, Sinclair is Defending Tear-Gassing Children, Of Course

When Will 'Woke' Leftists Stop Excusing Donald Trump's Racism?

No Collusion, No Collusion, No Collusion ... Except for Maybe, Holy Shit: Is that Collusion?

Geraldo Shows Humanity, Christine Ford Shows Grace, and Gillibrand Shows Some Fight

And We're Firing Tear Gas at Children in the Name of Racism Now, This Must Be The 'Great Again' Part

Hillary Clinton's Populism Interview Shows That She Has Learned Nothing. If She Runs in 2020 We Are Doomed

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a Godsend

Donald Trump is a Chickenshit

Want Proof That Migrant Caravan Was A Racist Election Stunt? Troops Are Already Leaving The Border

Morning Briefing: Go Home, Joe, and Take Tom and Chuck and Andrew With You

Hey, Bill Maher, Eat a Dick

Morning Briefing: The Three Stupidest Things Donald Trump Said Over the Weekend

Theresa May Finally Serves Up Her Brexit Deal, And It’s As Appealing As A Meat Trifle

Today is The Day Donald Trump Remembered How Babies Are Made

The Trump Administration Sure Loves Protecting Rapists

Judge Orders Trump to Reinstate Jim Acosta's Press Pass; White House Makes Up Bullsh*t Excuse

Morning Briefing: Sometimes It's Hard to Know Who Is Dumber: Donald Trump Or Don Jr.

Conservative Creeps Should Not Come For Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Matt Whitaker Marketed Toilets For 'Well-Endowed Men,' So How Could That Possibly Involve Trump?

The President Is Not Well

Give #ChristianAltFacts a Peek If You Want To Know Why America is a Dumpster Fire Right Now

Kids Don't Want Your Dumb Unboxing Movie, Paramount

Social Media Unloads on Marco Rubio After His Embarrassingly Bad Football Analogy

Melania Trump is Having Government Officials Fired Over Petty Squabbles Now

Did Dan Crenshaw Run a Nazi Facebook Group? Not Exactly

CNN and Jim Acosta File Suit Against Donald Trump and the White House

Morning Briefing: Indictments Are Coming, Plus Don Jr. Self Owns

What’s in Michelle Obama’s ‘Becoming’?

Jordan Blue Is Every Decent Kid Stuck in a Small-Town, Conservative Hellhole

A Word on Pete Davidson & Dan Crenshaw's Barf Bucket of Unity

Welcome to Donald Trump's Deranged, Lunatic Lame-Duck Presidency

Federal Prosecutors Have Gathered Evidence that Donald Trump Possibly Broke Campaign-Finance Laws

Bernie Sanders Still Doesn't Know What Racism Is

The Democrats Took Back the House, So Now Everything's Fine

America is a Christian Murderbox With No Escape

Congratulations, American Press. You Just Got Played. Again.

Donald Trump Fires Jeff Sessions in Potential Prelude to Dismissing Bob Mueller

The Unbearable Privilege of Being Able To Be Friendly With Your Political Opponents

Pennsyltucky Midterms: Trump & Kavanaugh Are Still Big Winners Out Here (Kill Me)

Latrice Royale And More Than 1 Million Floridians Regained The Right To Vote Last Night

Last Night's Election Results Are Really Good for the Final Season of 'Game of Thrones'

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Where Do We Go? Where Do We Go Now? Axl Rose Weighs In on the Midterms

Twitter Copes With The Midterms With "Me Voting" Meme

Kenan Thompson Thought Pete Davidson's Joke About Dan Crenshaw Crossed the Line

Real Soldiers Have to Deal with Militia Idiots Trying to Shoot Migrant Caravan Because Everything is Dumb

Why the Georgia Governor's Race May Be the Most Consequential of 2018

Here Are a Bunch of Numbers You Should Completely Ignore

A Cheerleader Knelt During The National Anthem? Run, Girl, They Gonna Kill You!

GOP Nutjob Writes Biblical Manifesto on Killing 'All Males' Who Won't Ban Gay Marriage or Abortion

'This Is an Invasion Of Some Very Bad Thugs and Gang Members'

'Don't Vote For Our Racist, Homophobic Family Member' is My New Favorite Trend, Let's Keep That Going

Jacob Wohl's Press Conference Is the Best Episode of 'Nathan for You' Ever

We Still Have No Idea How to Fight Trump

The Obamas Are Making a Netflix Show About Trump. Oh, Oh DAMN

The Humiliating Crash and Burn of Pro-Trump Media Star Jacob Wohl Is the Best Political Story of the Season

Léo Major: Who Says Righteous Fury, Revenge and Fighting Nazis Needs to be a Group Effort?

A Response to the 12 Young People Who Probably Won't Vote (Subtitle: There Will Be Yelling)

This Is Some Seriously Nefarious GOP Bullsh*t

How do the Polls Look for the Most Hated Men in Congress?

Seven Days Before the Midterms, Donald Trump Wrongly Suggests He Can Unilaterally Repeal the Constitution

The Trump Administration Continues to Illustrate How Painfully, Brainlessly Tone Deaf They Are

Trump Deploys 5,200 More Troops to Stop Migrant Caravan Because Racist Red Meat, Baby, Get Some

A Primer in White-Nonsense: So You Want To Dress as Dr. Blasey Ford/KavaNAW for Halloween

Kanye is Telling Black Voters to Leave the Democratic Party, Cool, Cool Cool Cool

Like Trump, Brazil's Bolsonaro Makes it Clear: If We Want To Avoid Catastrophe, Socialism is the Only Way

Gab.com Shut Down; Can Fox News Be Next?

Why Would Anyone Think George Soros Needs to Pay Us to Protest THIS?

#MAGABomber Suspect Cesar Sayoc Arrested In Florida, What Are The Odds?

Morning Briefing: Trump Downplays Bomb Threats, as 11th ... 12th Explosive Device is Found

F*ck Civility

The Migrant Caravan and Why 'Carne y Arena' Should Be Seen By All Americans

As #MAGABomber Continues, Trump Supporters Are Still Chanting 'Lock Her Up'

Here's the Best Line From Any Debate During the Midterm Political Season

Thank You, John Lewis. Let’s Make Some #GoodTrouble

Meghan McCain Needs To Shut The Entire F*ck Up

Words Have Consequences

Megyn Kelly is a Racist and Everyone Knows It, Especially Al Roker

Media: The Blue Wave Is Coming; Also Media: There Will Be No Blue Wave

George Soros Almost Killed By Mail Bomb That He Probably Sent Himself, Amirite? (I'm Not)

A Conversation Between a Fictional Reporter and a Fictional Democrat

Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Beautiful Ted

Billy Eichner Has Had Enough Of The Bullshit. And He's Not Alone

Why the #Resistance Is Important Now, and Why It Will Be Even More Important After the Midterms

Dear Leavers: A Second Vote On Brexit Isn’t An Attack On Democracy

Do We Stand for Anything?

Here's the Most Vile, Evil, Manipulative, Horrifying Political Ad of the Season

The Heidi Cruz Interview is Out-of-Touch Conservatism in a Bottle

'Full Frontal' Looks Voter Apathy In The Face, And It's Ugly

Is There Any Hope of Beating White Nationalist Steve King in Iowa?

What's a Little Murder and Dismemberment Among Friends?

Morning Briefing: This Saudi Arabia Story Is Insane

A White Person's Guide To Minding Your Own Business And When To Involve Police

Donald Trump Calls Stormy Daniels 'Horseface' on Twitter Because Why Not at this Point?

Sometimes, that NRA, Gun-Loving Nut Turns Out To Be One of the Best Guys on the Planet

The Mob Is Coming For You, Republicans, and We Are Mad As Hell

She's Running (And She's Going to Kick A Lot of Ass)

Stop Praising Billionaires for Doing the Absolute Bare Minimum

Morning Briefing: President Obama, Circa 2009, Gets the Final Word on Kanye West

Melania Trump Claims She's 'The Most Bullied Person In The World,' Twitter Begs To Differ

A Brief Explainer on the Murder of Journalist Jamal Khashoggi by the Saudi Crown Prince

Morning Briefing: On the Whole, Texas Ain't Right in the Head

The Thing That Really Pisses Me Off About Maine's Susan Collins

Nikki Haley Unexpectedly Resigns as UN Ambassador

Men are the Worst, but Richard Linklater's Anti-Ted Cruz Ad Is the Best

The Angry Mob Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass

Senator Susan Collins Is a 'Yes.' It's Over

A Calm, Collected Response To Current Events

Why is Everyone Still So Obsessed With Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy?

Here's Where Things Stand with the Brett Kavanaugh Confirmation

A Brief Note to Susan Collins RE: Brett Kavanaugh

To Our Trump Supporting Friends, Family Members, and Work Colleagues: We Are Done With You Now

Afternoon Briefing: Who Will Think of the Men?

Morning Briefing: 'There Has Never Been a More Pacific, Less Rapey Creature Than the White Male of Western European Descent'

The GOP Wants to Willingly Put a Man Who Attended a UB40 Concert on the Supreme Court

Trump to ABC's Cecilia Vega: 'I Know You're Not Thinking, You Never Do'

John Oliver Takes On Brett Kavanaugh, Whose Confirmation Would Be a 'F--k You to Women'

Update: Jeff Flake Makes Some Sort of Deal

Christine Blasey Ford's Senate Testimony, In a Nutshell

A Brief History of Animals Elected to Public Offices

Brett Kavanaugh Is The Worst Person You Know

A Brief Look at Where Things Stand Ahead Of the Kavanaugh-Ford Hearings

The Latest Sexual Assault Allegation Against Brett Kavanaugh Are Incredibly Disturbing

Paul Schrader's Rape Comments Aren't Helping Anyone

Brett Kavanaugh's Confirmation Process is a Sham, But It's Also Not a Done Deal

10 Years On From the Financial Crisis it Remains the Defining Issue Of Our Time

Twitter Reacts After World Leaders Laught AT Trump, Instead of WITH Trump

I See We've Reached the Stage Where the Accusers Are No Longer People, Just a Narrative that Can Be Picked Apart

A Third Woman (or Fourth? God, Who Knows Anymore?) Alleges Assault Against Brett Kavanaugh

Update: No One Has a F**king Clue About What's Going on with Rod Rosenstein

John Oliver Takes Brett Kavanaugh's GOP Defenders to Task

The Messy State of Events

Damnit to Hell: This Is Going To Get Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein Fired

Republicans and Other Kavanaugh Supporters Go Into Full-On Gaslighting Mode (And Trump Finally Loses It)

Christine Blasey Has Agreed to Testify, Much to the Consternation of Republicans

Brett Kavanaugh Unlocks The Secret Of The Republican Belief System: They Just Don't Give A S**t

'I Just Want to Say To the Men of This Country: Shut Up and Step Up'

Hey Kids, Want to Know Why 'Mario Kart' is Trending?

What Do Mario Kart and Trump's Penis Have in Common? (I Am So So Sorry)

Review: Who Are The Sources in Bob Woodward's 'Fear'?

We Believe Christine Blasey Ford

GOP Responds to Rape Allegation Against Supreme Court Nominee Brett Kavanaugh

Fox News Wants You To Blame Botham Jean For His Murder By The Off-Duty Cop Who Broke Into His Home

It's Been a Wild 24 Hours

Trump Suggests Hurricane Maria Was a Liberal Plot Against the White House (Not an Onion Headline)

Debra Messing’s Rage Against Susan Sarandon’s White Lady Nonsense Is Sublime

As Theresa May Faces Yet Another Mutiny, Who’s In The Running To Replace Her?

I Don't Think That Word Means What You Think It Means, Senator Collins

Only Under The Trump Administration Could a Goddamn Hurricane Become a Wedge Issue

Norm MacDonald: 'That Chris Hardwick Guy Really Got the Blunt End of the Stick There'

The Morning's Biggest Political Debate Has Nothing to Do with the Issues

President Obama is Back

Invoke the 25th! The President of the United States Cannot Say the Word 'Anonymous'

NY State Senate Candidate Dealing with What We'll Loosely Call a 'Hot Mess'

Cory Booker Risks Ouster from Senate to Release 'Committee Confidential' Kavanaugh Docs

The Call Is Coming From Inside the Swamp

Watch the Beautiful Moment in Which Ayanna Pressley Learned She'd Won Her Massachusetts Congressional Race

Bob Woodward's Book on Trump Has Teeth, and the Entire White House Gets Fanged

The New Yorker, Steve Bannon And Why We're Mad At Malcolm Gladwell

Morning Briefing: Donald Trump's Corruption and Abuse of Power is Catching Up to Donald Trump

Why It's An Amazing Thing For America That Robert Mueller Is A Hockey Player

Did NBC Threaten Ronan Farrow Over His Harvey Weinstein Story?

Winter Is Coming for Donald Trump (And So Are the Midterms)

What the Hell is Trump So Worried About This Morning?

Ted Cruz Is So Bad At This

Shocking Footage Emerges of the Mainstream Media Actually Doing Its Job

The Morning Political Briefing: A Study in Contrasts

Donald Trump Manipulates the Media Again, Turns a Lie Into the News

Donald Trump Is So Screwed

Highlights from 'The Daily Show' of the Late Senator John McCain

Another Trump Confidante Flips in Exchange for Immunity

I Don't Think a Single Tweet Has Ever Made Me Feel This Sick

Trump Takes the Lead on His Own Defense, Falls Flat On His Dumb Face

Trump, Cohen, Manafort, and Fox News: The Morning After

Michael Cohen Pleads Guilty, Implicates President Trump

The Truth Is No Longer the Truth, According to Rudy Giuliani, But It May Be a Bagel

This Insane Story is the President of the United States In a Nutshell

Omarosa Releases Tape of Lara Trump Trying to Buy Her Silence

Sometimes, If You Want the Truth, You've Gotta Go to Fox News

If You Think Islamophobia Isn't a Form of Racism, I've Got News For You: You Might Be Racist

All the Good News to Come Out of Last Night's Primaries

The Paul Manafort Legal Team Rests Its Case Without Presenting A Defense

TIL: Bent Dick Disease Is a Real Thing, and Bill Clinton Allegedly Suffers From It

The Time Three Black Women Attempted to Protect the President After He Allegedly Used the N-Word

Battle Of The Bigots? Let’s Talk About Boris Johnson And Jeremy Corbyn

Is Space Force Trump's Way Of Trying to Tell Us Something?

Morning Briefing: Three Things to Know in Politics This A.M.

Omarosa: 'President Trump Used the N-Word'; Everyone Else: 'No Sh*t'

Donny Trash Is At It Again

Space Force Is An Official Thing That Is Being Added To The Armed Forces

Ted Cruz Has No Shame

You Know What to Do with that Dog Whistle, Laura Ingraham

The Tribune/Sinclair Merger Is Dead Because Everything Trump Touches Turns to Sh*t

What the Hell Does Devin Nunes Know that the Rest of Us Do Not?

Why Losing the Ohio Special Election Might Be the Best Thing for Democrats (Don't @ Me)

Morning Briefing: Trump to Make Asbestos Great Again!

Alex Jones Is Right About One Thing. Sort Of

Just When You Think You've Gone Numb to the Daily Horrors of Donald Trump

Is It OK to Make Fun of White People On the Internet?

Drinking from Straws to Own the Libs

Sean Hannity's Wikipedia Entry (From the Year 2035)

Now Might Be a Great Time to Pass Legislation to Protect Bob Mueller's Special Counsel Investigation

This Is Legitimately Terrifying

Morning Political Briefing: Three Quick Things You Should Know

Rudy Giuliani Stepped In It, Big Time

This Is What Roy Moore Looked Like When He Set Off a Pedophile Wand on 'Who Is America'?

You, Rudy Giuliani, Are A Moron And A Meme

But What If ... and I'm Just Spitballing Here ... But What if Collusion Weren't a Crime?

OK, Wait a Second. Let Me Get This Straight ...

The Michael Cohen, Donald Trump Battle of the 'Low Lives' Feud is On And It's Getting Ugly

Roseanne Rambles Her Way Through Something She's Calling An Apology For Her Racist Tweet

Sit Down, And Shut Up For Once In Your Goddamn Life, James Comey

Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Finally Did Something To Which Even Fox News Objected

YouTube And Facebook Don't Seem To Mind Alex Jones' Batshit Theories On Their Platforms

Democrats Are Crushing It in the Polls Right Now #BlueWave

Morning Briefing: Cohen Turns on Trump, Meghan McCain Melts Down, and Sean Spicer Fails and Flails

The Future of the Democratic Party May Rely on Stacey Abrams (No Pressure!)

Michael Cohen Releases a Tape Recording of Donald Trump

Are You F--king Kidding Me?

Beware of the Dangerous, 'Terrifying' Agenda of 'This Girl'

There's a Tweet for Everything, Part 3,378

Hey! You Could (Probably) Own This Faux Dick Cheney Torture Memorabilia!

Michael Cohen Secretly Recorded Donald Trump Discussing Payment to Playboy Model

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair Was On TV Last Night Talking About Brexit, And People Have Feelings.

Finally, the Perfect Op-Ed on 'Trump Country'

Organising Your Brexit Cupboard: Let’s Get Stockpiling!

Morning Briefing: Just How Deep Has Trump Gotten Us Involved with Putin?

Mark Duplass Tweets Misguided And Ill-Informed Support Of Ben Shapiro And James Gunn Is There

Sacha Baron Cohen Should Apparently Wrap It Up After Being Recognized By This SoCal Gun Shop Owner

Mutiny In Parliament: Theresa May's Brexit Plans Are Attacked From All Sides

Did Queen Elizabeth Troll Donald Trump -- With Brooches?

Never Forget: Putin Wanted Trump to Win Because Hillary Scared Him Sh*tless

In an Attempt to Clean Up His Mess, Trump Even Backpedals Like a Little Wet Noodle

President Obama's Most Pointed Critique of Trump During His Mandela Speech

The GOP Turns on Trump, But Schwarzenegger Hit Him Where It Hurts the Most: His Manhood

How Hillary Clinton and Other Lawmakers Responded to Trump's Press Conference with Putin

How Social Media Responded to the Appalling, Humiliating Putin-Trump Press Conference

Another Excruciating Trump Interview, This Time With Serial Toady Piers Morgan

Sacha Baron Cohen Illustrates Just How Unbelievably Evil the NRA Is

A Quick Note About Rod Rosenstein and the Indictments He Issued Today

What London's Protest Against Trump Looks Like

PM Theresa May Eats a Staggering Amount of Sh*t

Sacha Baron Cohen Thinks Sarah Palin Was Hit By A 'Bullshit' Grenade And Wants His Apology

Facebook Are Cowards

FBI Agent Peter Strzok Hands Trey Gowdy's Ass to Him During Congressional Hearings

The Day's Biggest Snub Had Nothing To Do with the Emmys

This Woman Just Did Something That's On Our Bucket List

UPDATE: Charges Have Been Dropped Against Stormy Daniels in Ohio

STORY CORRECTION [John Kelly, Donald Trump Article] (07-11-18)

Vladimir Putin Is Kicking Donald Trump's Ass Right Now

Late-Night Briefing: Some Positive News for Democrats (For a Change)

Fair Is Not Fair, As We Bloody Well Know

Maine Senator Susan Collins Weighs In on Trump's SCOTUS Nominee, Brett Kavanaugh

'It's A Big Turd': How's That Brexit Going?

Michael Cohen Says He Will Tell The Truth, and the 'Truth' Is 'Not a Friend' To Trump

North Korea Clearly Did Not Enjoy The Elton John Gift

Nigel Farage is Upset London is Planning to Greet Donald Trump With Giant 'Toddler Trump' Balloon

Morning Briefing: The Evil Is Bottomless

Twitter Throws a Pity Party for Alan Dershowitz

Sacha Baron Cohen Hints on Twitter at an Anti-Trump Movie in the Near Future

What the F*ck Is This?

The Only Good Thing From Alex Jones' Insane Ranting: #secondcivilwarletters Is Trending

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is a Monster!

Michelle Wolf Has Lots of Fun New Insults for Ivanka Trump

He's Flipping

Yes. Jon Stewart. Hell Yes.

Journalists Are Fucking Heroes

You Cannot Speak Reason to Totalitarianism

For Pro-Choice Advocates, There Is Still A Way Forward

Fuck.

Trevor Noah, Basically: 'F*ck Your Civility; Your Civility Is a Farce'

Hope On a Bleak Day

Welcome to the Resistance, Jimmy Fallon, You Dumb Schmuck!

There Is No Bigger Baby than the Straight White Man

Be Best: An Open Letter to Melania Trump

Listen, Nikki Haley, You Mouth of Sauron, Poverty IS a Human Rights Issue

It's Not Just About Standing Up to the Administration; It's About Standing Up for Each Other

Donald J. Trump is a F--king Sociopath

Yes, We Still Can

We Should Not Measure the Life of a Child Based on that Child's Country of Origin

Boy, Trump is Cranky Today

This Week's 'Time' Magazine Cover of Donald Trump is Brutal

Let's Make Juneteenth a Federal Holiday

President Trump Will Now Do That Thing He Has Said For Weeks He Couldn't Do

Vanessa Trump Cannot Read a Room

This Dark Stain Has Bled into the Soul of America

Your Least Favorite Chris Has a New Girlfriend, Plus Other Celebrity Romantic Comings and Goings

The Guy Who Came Up with Godwin's Law Now Says It's OK to Compare the White House to Nazis

The International Community is Shunning Us, DHS is Imploding, and Ted Cruz Wants to Be Your Hero

Donald Trump's Latest Proposal is, Well, JFC, It's a Doozy

This Is Not About Democrats. Or Republicans. And Definitely Not About Kathy Griffin. It's About Trump

Motherf*ckers #Resist Before It's Too Late

Touché, Hillary Clinton

Happy 'But Her Emails' Day!

NY Attorney General Files Suit Against Donald Trump and His Kids over Trump Foundation

We're In Trouble

Michael Cohen's Attorneys Are Out, Arrest Imminent, and Cooperation Likely

Takeaways from Last Night's Nationwide Primaries

How the First-in-the-Nation Ranked-Choice Voting Worked Out in Maine Yesterday

Rudy Giuliani is a Dog

Rand Paul Is a Petty Bitch

Democratic Congressional Candidate Straight-Up Pepper Sprays Himself in the Face

We're America, Bitch

Donald Trump Got Played by North Korea's Kim Jong Un

Dennis Rodman Has Traveled To Singapore For The Trump-Kim Summit With An Assist From Potcoin

The QAnon Conspiracy Theory Is Insane, And Also Weirdly, Wildly Popular

This Is Precisely Why Mitch McConnell Stole a SCOTUS Seat from Merrick Garland

Morning Briefing: Maybe Donald Trump Is Being Motivated by a Seething Jealousy of Justin Trudeau

What the Hell Are You Doing, Donald Trump?

You Are Such a Goddamn Joke, Donald Trump

Scott Pruitt and Donald Trump Are the Same

That One Time Kim Kardashian West Did Something Selfless: With Her Help, Alice Marie Johnson Was Released From Prison

To Stick It To Trump A History-Making Gay Kiss Aired First On 'Fox And Friends'

Stormy Daniels Alleges Her Former Attorney Was a 'Trump Puppet' (And She is Right)

Samantha Bee Delivers a Thoughtful (and Still Mostly Unnecessary) Apology on 'Full Frontal'

Donald Trump Loves a Good Conspiracy Theory, Unless It's About His Wife

Nobody Wants Your Dumb Book, Donald Trump, Jr.

Takeaways from Last Night's State Primaries

No, That's Not Going to Work, You Dumbass

Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Continues to Destroy the NFL, Humiliate His Attorney General

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Useless

Bill Clinton Enrages America for 5 Minutes Before King Trump Tweets Something Even More Enraging

Donald Trump Believes He's Above the Law, Because He Is Above the Law

Conservatives Are Mad At J. Crew For Making Kids Gay And Feminist Or Something

Samantha Bee Expands Upon Why She Apologized for Using that Word, and She's Absolutely Right

Trump Announced His Intent To Pardon Dinesh D’Souza, Because OF COURSE HE WILL

Samantha Bee Calls Out Ivanka Trump For Being a Feckless C*nt

Journalist Assassinated by Russian Agents Yesterday Shows Up at a Press Conference Today

Donald Trump's 'Spygate' Conspiracy Rebuffed Three Times on ... Fox News

Why Does Elizabeth Warren Love HBO's 'Ballers' So Much?

Rudy Giuliani Got The Birthday Wishes He Deserves

Donald Trump Regularly Refers to His Supporters as 'Low-Class Losers' Who Will 'Believe Anything I Say'

Please Don't Let Evil Win

Trump Cancels North Korea Summit While Also Kissing Kim Jong Un's Ass

The Moistening Of Tomi Lahren

Michael Cohen Implicated In Another Crime, One That May Involve Evidence of Trump Collusion

'Roseanne' May Be Pro-Trump, But She Sure as Hell Benefits A Lot from the Obama Presidency

GIF Responses to the Last 12 Hours of Donald Trump Tweets

Donald Trump Is Neck Deep in the Swamp and Standing On Jared Kushner's Back to Keep from Drowning

How F--ked Are We As A Country When #IfIDieInASchoolShooting Is Trending?

No! Stop! Just Stop!

Morning Briefing: This Week Is Going to Be an Insane Roller-Coaster of a Shitshow

Rudy Giuliani Is a Mess

Here's How Fox News Eats Its Own Tail

Michael Cohen on the Noose Tightening Around His Neck: 'I Just Can’t Take This Anymore'

The Lowdown on the Transcripts Regarding the Trump Tower Meeting Released by the Senate

Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Summit with North Korea Is Falling Apart; Women Dominate in Primaries

For Donald Trump, Moving the Embassy to Jerusalem Had Nothing to Do with Peace

F**k Outta Here With Your George W. Bush Image Rehabilitation Nonsense

Midday Political Briefing: None of This Is OK

Samantha Bee Is Pissed, and She Is 'Done with This Shit'

Making Sense of the Latest Michael Cohen/Stormy Daniels Bombshell

These 2018 Campaign Videos Are... Something

Did Donald Trump Impregnate a Playboy Playmate and Use the WSJ to Cover It Up?

Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Is Already Sick of Rudy Giuliani's Bullshit

We Are Completely Baffled By Melania Trump's New Awareness Campaign, 'Be Best'

The Windrush Scandal: The Betrayal Of A Generation

Democrats Are in the Awkward Position of Rooting for a Racist, Ex-Con Republican Senate Candidate

Mitt Romney Proves Robot Imposter Theories By Saying "Hot Dog" Is His Favorite Meat

'Stormy Daniels Claps Back at Roseanne Barr on Twitter Over Anal' Is a Thing I Just Wrote in 2018

Fox News Anchor Who Is Not Shep Smith Forcefully Calls Out Trump's Pattern of Lies

Michael Cohen's Phone Was Tapped By Feds

The Last 12 Hours of the Political News Cycle Reduced to 12 Tweets

Making Sense of Trump, Giuliani, Stormy Daniels, and the Lies (So Many Lies)

Obligatory Post About Another Trump Lawyer Quitting, Another Coming Aboard

What Will Happen If Bob Mueller Subpoenas the President?

It's The Final Countdown: Dennis Miller's Mean Jokes About Michelle Wolf Are Due Tomorrow

No, Incels, No. Stop Trying To Make 'Sexual Marxism' A Thing

President Trump's Bodyguard 'Raided' His Personal Doctor's Office and Took All His Medical Records

Here's Your Weekly 'Close Aide Repeatedly Says Aloud that Trump Is An Idiot' Post

The Real Reason Why the White House Press Corp Turned On Michelle Wolf

Kanye West Gets It, Why Don't You?

Michelle Wolf Delivered a Vicious, Uncomfortable White House Correspondents' Dinner Speech

Artist Spotlight: Jon McNaughton, Painter of Presidents

Paul Ryan Even More Terrible than Previously Believed

Judge Rules MAGA Is Not A Religion

Donald Trump Rants and Raves on Fox News This Morning After Ronny Jackson Withdraws Nomination

The Blue Wave Is Coming, Plus There's Something Rotten Going on With Ronny Jackson's Confirmation

V.A. Nominee Ronny Jackson's Confirmation Has Turned Into a Sh*tshow

Donald Trump Continues to Humiliate America In Front of the World

Morning Briefing: Reading Hurts Donald Trump's Brain Parts

John Oliver Buys More Airtime on Sean Hannity In Order to Speak Directly to Donald Trump

What No One Talks About When They Talk About Michael Cohen Flipping

6 Bugs Up Donald Trump's Ass Today

The DNC Sues Russia, the Trump Campaign, and Wikileaks

Morning Briefing: Well, That Backfired Spectacularly on the Republicans, Didn't It?

The Reality Behind the Absurd Anti-Mueller Conspiracy Theory Sean Hannity Is Trying to Push

We Wish There Was Something That Brought Us as Much Joy as Donald Trump's Blabber Mouth Brings Trevor Noah

The Propaganda Your Red State Family Shares

Bernie Sanders Takes To Twitter To Agree With Fellow Youth Cardi B

"Enough Is Enough": Labour MPs Deliver Blistering Speeches During Debate On Anti-Semitism

Ted Cruz Might Very Well Lose His Senate Re-Election Bid

Dear James Comey: Put Your Right Hand Down and Shut the F--k Up

Fed Up with the Conspiracy Theories, Sandy Hook Parents File Suit Against Alex Jones

Sean Hannity, Michael Cohen, and What Is Really at Stake

The Third Client is Sean Hannity

Donald Trump Makes a Last-Ditch Effort to Potentially Save His Presidency

Alex Jones: 'F*ck Trump, and F*ck These F*cking People'

Audible's 'West Cork' Podcast Combines 'Serial' with 'The Jinx'

Afternoon Briefing: Another Michael Cohen Payoff, and Rosenstein Is Prepared to Be Fired

BBC Under Fire For Airing Landmark Racist Speech

We Are at DEFCON F**k

Seven Explosive Excerpts from James Comey's Book, 'A Higher Loyalty'

Robert Mueller Is Planning a Report Against Trump Showing Four Findings of Obstruction of Justice

Laura Ingraham Is Still Losing Advertisers, Wants You To Think She's A Hero For Free Speech

Trump and His Henchman Are Going Full Court Crazy on Mueller, Rosenstein, and Comey

Hey, Liberals, I Can't Believe This Needs Repeating But: Jeff Bezos and Robert Mueller Are Not Your F***ing Heroes

Paul Ryan Officially Retires and Twitter Has Jokes and Scorn

President Trump Has Declared War Against Syria. On Twitter

Bye Bye Now: Paul Ryan Will Not Run for Re-Election

Margaret Atwood Has An Extraordinarily Bad 9/11 Take

A Woman’s Worth: Unpacking The UK’s Gender Pay Gap Data

Trevor Noah Masterfully Exposes the Trump-Enabling Dangers of 'Objective/Both Sides Journalism'

Mid-Morning Briefing: Another W.H. Official Bites the Dust, While Pruitt Is Hanging By a Thread

President Trump Pissed Off the Wrong Goddamn Woman

Bob Mueller Raids the Office of Donald Trump's Personal Attorney, Michael Cohen

Which 'RuPaul's Drag Race' Season 10 Contestant Voted For Donald Trump?

Morning Briefing: Business As Usual Under Trump, Except for that Part Where He Threw His Attorney Under the Bus

Donald Trump Had Some Interesting Things to Say About, Uh, Taxes?

Just Move It Right Along. Nothing to See Here, Folks

The Blue Wave Is Coming

What Mueller Told Trump's Legal Team Doesn't Mean Anything

We Love It When Fox News' Shep Smith Sneers at President Trump

Donald Trump Still Has a Giant Bug Up His Ass

The Less Evil Media Corporation May Buy Sky News To Stop the More Evil Media Corporation Owning It

Supposedly Grown Adults Are Being A**holes To Parkland Survivors Again - Because Of Clear Backpacks

Donald Trump is Extra Unhinged This Morning on Twitter

Morning Briefing: POTUS Has No Idea What He's Saying, Kushner's Financial Ruin, and When Ted Nugent Literally Crapped His Pants

Saturday Briefing: Terrible People, In their Own Words

Roseanne Conner Is Not OUR Working Class Hero

Attacking a Teenage Shooting Survivor Is Not a Good Look, Conservatives

Twitter (and the Best Chris) Continue To React To Laura Ingraham's Bullying Of Parkland Survivor David Hogg

Morning Briefing: Welcome to Day 432 of Your Waking Nightmare

'Roseanne's' Return Celebrated by Trump: What Must That Feel Like for Goodman, Chalke, Gilbert, and Metcalf?

A New Mueller Filing Puts the Trump Campaign One Step Closer to the Russians

Watch John Goodman's Face While Roseanne Barr Discusses Politics with Jimmy Kimmel

Boris Johnson Makes Sexist Comments in the House of Commons, Gets Slapped Down Magnificently

Why Reinstating the Citizenship Question on the Census Is So Evil

Christian Female Trump Supporters Are Hopelessly Brainwashed And Delusional

A Quick Look at Today's Political Sh*t Show

Catching Up On The Latest From Tumblr Loman And Her Wildly Uncomfortable Shoes

No, Emma González Did Not Tear Up The Constitution, But Gun Lovers Really Want You To Think She Did

Morning Briefing: Which of the Last Week's Scandals Will Matter Most a Week From Now?

Highlights from Stormy Daniels Interview on '60 Minutes'

Morning Briefing: John Bolton is Crazier than a Sh*thouse Rat, and About that Gov't Shutdown ...

Donald Trump's Lead Attorney Resigns: What Does It Mean?

Trump Gets Dragged Over DO NOT CONGRATULATE Stupidity

Morning Briefing: GOP Snowflakes, Uncle Joe Razzes Donny Trash, and Suck It, Betsy

What’s The First Major News Story You Remember?

Can A Ben Affleck Thriller From 2002 Help Avert World War III?

Donald Trump Is Pissed Off This Morning

Morning Briefing: Amidst All of the Chaos, There Are Reasons for Hope

Trump Mistress Sues to Be Released from NDA; No, A Different Trump Mistress

As #DeleteFacebook Gathers Momentum In The Wake Of Cambridge Analytica, It Is Important To Remember: We Brought This On Ourselves

John Oliver Outsells Mike Pence After One Hell of a Troll Job

Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Has Lawyer Problems

Does Cynthia Nixon Have a Shot in Hell Against Andrew Cuomo in New York?

So, What's Jim Carrey Up To These Days?

Did Hope Hicks' Jealous Ex-Boyfriend, Corey Lewandowski, Take Down Rob Porter?

Morning Briefing: Trump 2.0 Emerges, and How the Trump Campaign Black Mirror'd Voters in 2016

Saturday Morning Briefing: All Hell Breaks Loose

Morning Briefing: Stormy Daniels 'Physically Threatened' To Stay Quiet, and a Bloodbath Coming to the White House?

A Leaked Closed Door Speech Reveals that Trump Is Also a Looney Tunes in Private

Students Demand Gun Reform With #NationalSchoolWalkout

Bless You Hillary Clinton, and All the Love and Light, But No

Morning Briefing: All the Hopeful News for Democrats to Come Out of the Pennsylvania Special Election

Trump's Bodyman, Fired by the White House and Re-Hired by Trump, Is Under Serious Investigation

Gina Haspel, the Next CIA Director, Is a Nightmare

Rex Tillerson Fired as Secretary of State the Day After Calling Out the Russians

Morning Briefing: Savvy Bob Mueller Playing the Long Game with Trump; Betsy DeVos Is an Embarrassment

Would Trump Rather Admit to a Felony than Allow the World to See His Penis?

Is a Vengeful John Kelly Selling Donald Trump Down the River?

Here's Soledad O'Brien Reducing CNN's Chris Cillizza ‏into Pink Mist

Evening Briefing: Gary Cohn Resigns, Stormy Daniels Sues, and Another Trump Ally Spills to Mueller

Shut the F*ck Up, Mr. President

Former Trump Aide Melts Down on MSNBC, Says Trump 'May Have Done Something'

Highlights from The New Yorker's Bombshell Report on the Christopher Steele Dossier

'Death Wish' is Evil, Racist, Irresponsible Bullshit NRA-Agitprop

Morning Briefing: Who Will Resign During the Friday Afternoon News Dump This Week?

On Alec Baldwin, We Find Common Ground with Donald Trump's Morning Tweet

Afternoon Briefing: The White House Has Lost Control of Trump

Donald Trump Is Miserable; White House Morale Has Bottomed Out

Afternoon Briefing: Hope Hicks Announces Resignation; Trump Loses Grip on Sanity During Gun Reform Meeting

What The Hell Is Going On With The New York Times Opinion Pages?

Your Daily Shot and Chaser

There's Drama Inside the White House as Trump Pits John Kelly Against His Own Family

Jared Kushner Breaks the Law, And Loses His Security Clearance

Barack Obama's Existence Is Like Throwing Shade on the Trump Administration

Warning: This Bonkers Trump Troll Cannot Be Unseen

There's No Media Training For Acting Like A Human Being: Ivanka Trump Edition

Can We Just Talk for a Minute About the Armed Security Guard Who Bailed During a School Shooting

The Parkland Students Are Making a Fool of Trump, and He Hates It

Amy Poehler Gets Profane with the NRA Over the Use of a 'Parks and Recreation' GIF

Marco Rubio Delivers Humiliating Self-Own During CNN Gun Reform Debate

Linda Belcher Scores Victory In The Heart Of Trump Country

Wait. Did Twitter Actually Do A Good Thing?!?

Republicans Sink to a New Low as as They Continue to Take Shots at the Parkland, Florida Students

Karma Bites Trump Dating Website In the Ass

Bob 'Can't Stop, Won't Stop' Mueller Hands Down Another Indictment

Are Republicans Leading in the Congressional Generic Poll Now?

Social Media Pummeled Spineless Mitt Romney After He Accepted Donald Trump's Endorsement

Armed Teachers: This Is Just More Evidence Of America's Utter Failure To Protect Its Schools

The Students from Parkland Are Amazing, and They Are Taking It To Trump and the GOP

President's Day Reminder: Donald Trump Is a Fluke, an Historical Mistake in our Democracy

Terrified of Being Thought of As Illegitimate, President Trump Melts Down on Twitter

Mueller's Latest Indictments Don't Prove Donald Trump Is an Illegitimate POTUS, But They Do Provide Powerful Evidence

A Tearful Jimmy Kimmel to Donald Trump on the Florida Shooting: 'You've Literally Done Nothing'

The U.S. Senate, Forever Worthless, Leaves DREAMers in Limbo

Florida School Shooter Was a White Supremacist, Trump Supporter

If You Don't Want Our Kids Shot in Biology Class, Don't Vote for Anyone Who Accepts Money from the NRA

Twitter Responses From Kids Terrorized By The Latest School Shooting Give Us Hope For The Future

For V-Day, a Horrifyingly Creepy Real-Life Example of How Not To Ask Someone On a Date

Chief of Staff John Kelly's Days Are Numbered

Now the FBI is Directly Contradicting the White House on the Rob Porter Timeline

The Rob Porter Coverup Is More Insidious Than Previously Believed

Morning Briefing: It's Infrastructure Week Again. God Help Us All

Donald Trump Defends Rob Porter's Character, Continues to Sympathize with Abusers and Predators

Is It Fair To Ridicule Trump On His Looks, Part II: The Flappening

The Republican Party Does Not Give a Sh*t About Women

Let's Nobody Throw A 'We Love The FBI' Party Just Yet, OK?

What Martin Luther King Actually Thought About Car Commercials

UPDATED: White House Aide and Hope Hicks Boyfriend, Rob Porter, Resigns Amid Abuse Allegations

The President Has An Evangelical Advisory Board and A Member Says There Is No Flu Season

Britons Take to Twitter to Respond Angrily to Donald Trump's Tweet Attacking Their Health Service

Twitter Reacts to the Release of the Laughably Weak Nunes Memo

Six Months Into Anthony Scaramucci's 15 Minutes Of Fame, And He's Still Moochin' It Up

An Overview of The Nunes Memo: What's In It and What is at Stake?

'Full Frontal' Covers Trump's 'Speak Loudly In A Threatening And Nonsensical Manner, And Carry A Big, Huge, The Biggest Stick' Policy

Morning Briefing: Trump Returns to Twitter, Lies; Plus Why Trey Gowdy Really Quit Congress

Trump Supporters Debating a DACA Recipient on Jimmy Kimmel Is Surprising, But Not in the Way You Expect

Yeah, But The Real Story Is How Angry Melania Trump Is with Her Husband

The Extraordinary, Nightmarish Last 24 Hours in Politics, Summarized

Nikki Haley Was Not a Fan of Hillary Clinton's Grammy's Appearance

Explosive Allegations in GOP 'Secret Memo' Suggest that Trump's Deputy AG Was ... Doing His Job?

How To Continue Resisting: 2018 Edition

In 10 Months, America Will Probably Vote On Whether Trump Should Be Impeached

Please Take 20 Seconds Out of Your Morning To Laugh at Sean Hannity

The Guggenheim Made the Perfect Counteroffer to Donald Trump's Request for a Van Gogh Painting

The Latest Idiotic GOP Conspiracy Theory Goes Up in Smoke

Damming Report Exposes an Elite 'Only Men Allowed' Charity Event in London: Black Ties, Politicians, and Harassed Hostesses in Skimpy Outfits

The Republican Defense of Pat Meehan's Sexual Harassment Payout (Probably)

The Unites States Senate is Racist By Its Very Nature

Donald Trump Moves the Goalposts On Acceptable Behavior and Then Rages When Others Do The Same

A Year Later: Remembering The Most Momentous Moment In Trump's Presidency

The Democrats Have Caved, and the Shutdown Has Been Cancelled

Dear Democrats: Don't Cave on the Government Shutdown

The #WomensMarch2018 in Pictures

That Time Where I Almost Agreed With Trump For A Full Five Seconds

The Judge In the Larry Nassar Case Suffers No Fools

Morning Briefing: If This Were ANY Other President

On the Brink of a Government Shutdown, Our Stable Genius Is Feuding with his Chief of Staff

Morning Briefing: The Girther Movement Is Hilarious, But It's Also Bullsh*t

Morning Briefing: GOP Senators Who Claim They Didn't Hear Trump Say 'Sh*thole' Have One Hell of a Cover Story

A Pastor Forcefully Denounced Trump's 'Sh*thole' Comments with Visibly Distressed Mike Pence in Attendance

Donald Trump's Supporters Tried To Arrest The Mayor Of London. It Didn't Go Too Well

Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Is Shamelessly Gas-lighting America Again

Donald Trump Paid Off His Porn Star Mistress, Stormy Daniels, in 2016

It's Not Just That He's a Racist; It's that He's a Proud Racist

Morning Briefing: The Obama/Letterman Interview Is Moving, Hopeful, and Crushing

From Funny to Furious to Infuriating, The Media Weighs in on Shithole Gate

The Republicans Strategy For 2020 Is To . . . Kill Their Base?

Morning Briefing: Ya Boring, Donald Trump

The Sh*tty Media Men List Goes All 'I'm Spartacus'

What the Hell Is Going on with DACA Now?

Do We Seriously Need To Remind You That Doxxing Is A Bad Idea, Harpers?

Everything Trump Touches Turns to Sh*t, Even Things That Were Already Shit, Like Stephen Bannon

No, Poppets, Oprah Can't Be President

Morning Briefing: How Democrats and Republicans See the Exact Same Words in Wildly Different Ways

25 Fun Facts About The Golden Globe Awards

Michael Wolff's 'Fire and Fury' Is Basically a Malicious, Vindictive Steve Bannon Tell All

Jake Tapper Drums Stephen Miller Off the Air Because He Ain't Got Time for that Bullsh*t

The Country Is in a Very Dangerous Place Now, and It's Time for the GOP to Act

Conservative Councillor Aims To Cleanse The Streets Of Homeless Before Royal Wedding

The Winning Never Stops As Publishers Push Trump Tell-All Release Date to Tomorrow

Bombshell NYTimes Report Has the President Dead To Rights (If the President Were Anyone Other than Trump)

Eric Trump Doesn't Understand Twitter Algorithms and Screams About "Deep State" Connections

Morning Briefing: Yesterday's Episode of 'The White House' Was Completely Insane

The Donald Trump and Steve Bannon Feud is On: 'He Lost His Mind'

Steve Bannon Says Don Jr. Trump Tower Meeting with Russians Was 'Treasonous,' Suggests Kushner is F#@ked

Women of Hollywood Are Decreeing Time's Up for Sexual Predators Everywhere

Morning Briefing: Screeching Stack of Pumpkin Excrement Begins 2018 as Deranged as Ever

Some Final, Parting Words for the Year 2017

'The New York Times' Interview with Donald Trump As It Should Have Been Written

When Attacking 'Vanity Fair,' Get Your Sh*t Together, Donald Trump

Morning Briefing: Roy Moore Refuses to Take No for an Answer, Plus Another Dude Gets Fired for Sexual Misconduct

Prince Harry Interviews Barack Obama, Sidesteps Wedding Invitation Question

Morning Briefing: How Prince Harry Is Gonna Super Piss Off Donald Trump

Morning Briefing: The GOP is Bracing for a 'Bloodbath' in the Midterms

Thank You, President Butthole!

How the NYTimes Is Handling the Glenn Thrush Situation is Some Real Bullsh*t

Politics Aside, How Will the GOP Tax Bill Affect You?

Jill Stein is Being Investigated for Russian Collusion, and Twitter Is Loving It (But Should They Be?)

Some of the Best Names Found Posting Pro-Repeal Comments on FCC Website. Including: Barack Obama

Morning Briefing: As More Congressman Come Under Fire for Sexual Misconduct, Some Democrats Are Trying to Undo Franken's Resignation

Is President Trump Going to Fire Bob Mueller?

Ann Coulter Says Desperate Singles Shouldn't Fund Happy Families And Twitter Responds

How Ajit Pai Is Screwing Us (No, Not That, Another Way)

Morning Briefing: Buffoonish Trump Nominee to Federal Courts Embarrassingly Fails to Answer Basic, Softball Questions

The GOP Is In Tatters, and Robin Roberts Said 'Bye Felicia' to Omarosa on 'GMA,' So the News Ain't All Bad

Mid-Morning Briefing: General Kelly Fired Omarosa After She Caused a Scene Last Night

Morning Briefing: All Hail Black Voters; Congratulations Doug Jones; and Go F*ck Yourself, Steve Bannon

Roy Moore Rides A Horse To the Polls And Looks Like An Ass

Senator Kirsten Gillibrand is the Hero Democrats Need Right Now

Goddamn Hillbilly Is Breaking My Heart

Did Donald Trump Just Slut Shame Kirsten Gillibrand (Probably. But He'll Deny It)

Senator Gillibrand Calls On Trump To Resign After Accusers Renew Their Allegations

What Is Going On with Lindsey Graham? Is He Compromised?

Morning Briefing: More Congressional Sexual Harassers, More Damning Intel On the Trump Campaign

Al Franken Has Resigned

Becky With The Fried Hair, Tonka Loaderbot, Goes After Beyoncé on Twitter

Morning Briefing: The Last Hellacious 24 Hours in Politics Condensed into Bullet Points

Michael Flynn May Have the Noose to Hang Around Donald Trump's Neck

After Numerous Calls to Step Down, Al Franken to Make an Announcement Tomorrow

Quit. Resign. Drop the F--k Out. Go Away, Al Franken. You're Killing Us

Donald Trump Is Not the 'Time' Person of the Year, But He Is Responsible, Just Not in the Way He Wanted

John McCain's Request for More Twitter Followers Backfires In A Delicious Way

Mid-Morning Briefing: Mueller Officially Going After Trump's Financials Transactions

Tomi Lahren Warns of Toilet Paper Black Market If Bernie Sanders Becomes President

Donald Trump Officially Endorses Roy Moore, but What Does That Mean Politically?

Dead to Rights on Obstruction of Justice, President Trump Tries an Insane New Strategy

"He Should Be Charged With Inciting Racial Hatred": British Politicians React To Trump's Re-Tweets

Look At What Rep. Farenthold's $84K Sexual Harassment Settlement Could Have Bought Instead!

Jared Kushner Is Likely Toast

The Clear Solution to Twitter's Trump Problem

Paul Ryan Stumped By Question Asking Him the Difference Between Roy Moore and Donald Trump

Updated: Michael Flynn Is Prepared to Testify Against Donald Trump and His Family

Jimmy Kimmel Accepts Roy Moore's Challenge, Sweeps the Leg in Wicked Takedown

Evening Briefing: Obama Crowd Shames Trump Again and the GOP Tax Bill Hits a Snag

Jimmy Kimmel Owns Roy Moore In Twitter Feud, Because 2017

The Secretary of State and Director of the C.I.A. Expected to Be Even More Terrifyingly Right Wing-y In the Coming Weeks

For the Record, Al Franken and John Conyers Should Resign, As Well

What is the 'Unsolved Mystery' Surrounding Joe Scarborough that Trump Tweeted About This Morning?

Even [email protected]#ng InfoWars Thought Donald Trump's Tweets Went Too Far This Morning

Morning Briefing: What the Hell is Going On? Something Ain't Right

Net Neutrality News Round-Up: Brought To You By The Internet. We'll Miss You, Internet.

Trump Sticks His Foot in Mouth, Press Secretary Shoves It All the Way Down His Throat

Why Do Politicians Do Reality TV?

Is Our Terrible Political Nightmare Almost Over?

Morning Briefing: Donny Trash Won't Even Shut Up for the Holidays, and Franken Has Gotta Go

Morning Briefing: Everything We Would Say, Only with Much Better Jokes

Tacky: The Strange Excesses and Spoiled Scottishness of Louise Linton

Sh*tty Man of the Day, November 21st, 2017: Congressman John Conyers (Plus Charlie Rose's Co-Hosts are Pissed)

Sh*tty Man of the Day, November 20th, 2017: Glenn Thrush of the 'NYTimes'

A Second Allegation Surfaces Against Senator Al Franken

Morning Briefing: Why Donald Trump Talks Sh*t About Black People on Twitter

Highlights of the Worst that the GOP Tax Plan Has to Offer

Twitter Pounced On Donald Trump After He Called Al Franken Out for Sexual Harassment

Mitch McConnell, Democrats Call for Ethics Probe of Al Franken

Sh*tty Man of the Day: Senator Al Franken (Updated with Full Apology) (Updated Again with Tweeden's Response)

It's the Inbreeding; It's the Only Way to Explain It

Trump's Latest Tweet Actually Is Coherent; It's Just Insanely Pathetic

Hey Republicans! How Does It Feel to Be Hoodwinked By Your Own Party?

Everything We Know About Brett J. Talley, the Dipsh*t Trump Nominated to the Federal Bench

Morning Briefing: This Business with Jeff Sessions Is Incredibly Unsettling

Roy Moore Update: Christ, How Has This Guy Not Resigned Yet?

Morning Briefing: Republicans Take a Stand Against Keurig for Taking a Stand Against Pedophilia

Morning Briefing: More Roy Moore Fallout, and Victim-Shaming Sean Hannity Must Be Fired

Alabama Senate Candidate Accused of Initiating Sexual Encounters with Underage Women

Morning Briefing: Someone Implicated in the Mueller Probe Has Vanished, Plus Trumpcare is Crushing It!

About November 8

Briefly (Very Briefly), Here's How Fox News Is Covering Election Night

Takeaways from Election Night 2017: Be Like Danica Roem

Omarosa Manigault Is About To Hear "You're Fired" Again

Morning Briefing: Trump Hits New Approval Lows, and Carter Page Is a Wreck of a Human Being

Must Try Harder: Responses To The Westminster Sexual Misconduct Scandals, Graded

The Latest on the Russian Probe, Including Donald Trump Jr.'s Quid Pro Quo

5 Ways In Which Trump Has Embarrassed Himself and America on His Asia Trip, So Far

Morning Briefing: It's Going To Be One Of Those Days

Women in Hijabs Aren’t Your Enemy

Morning Briefing: Ladies and Gentleman, Your Dumbass President Pulled a Nixon Twitter

Evening Briefing: 'You Can't Go Any Lower. [Trump] Is F--ked'

A Brief But Damning Timeline Showing the Trump Campaign's Attempts to Collude with Russians

Morning Briefing: General John Kelly Is a Bad Man; A Really Bad Man

Twitter Reacts to What Passed for a Press Conference by Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Third Indictment Ties Directly to Collusion Between Trump's Campaign and Russia

Reckless Speculation: Robert Mueller Probably Already Has the Goods on Kushner

UPDATED: It's Indictment Day, and as Expected, It's Paul Manafort (Now Including Charges)

Saturday Briefing: Mueller Files Charges, Republicans Lose their Damn Minds

What the Hell Is the Deal with Whitefish Energy?

Our Dumbass President Just Gave Tons of Free Exposure to an Impeachment Campaign Against Him

Morning Briefing: Dear Men, a Woman's Shoulder Is Not a Resting Place for Your Dicks

Morning Briefing: So, Are We're Going to F--king Impeach Hillary Now or What?

Breaking: The Clinton Campaign Paid for the Steele Dossier, Which, Like, Duh?

Another Not Completely Terrible GOP Senator Retires, Trashes Trump On His Way Out

UPDATED: Morning Briefing: POTUS is in a Lame Diss War With a Tennessee Senator

Morning Briefing: And Now Donald Trump Is Directly Arguing with a Gold Star Widow on Twitter

Morning Briefing: This Was Donald Trump's Fault from the Very Beginning; Don't Forget That

There Is No Body Double Melania Trump Conspiracy Because We Can't Have Any Fun

Afternoon Briefing: Donald Trump Double-Dog Dares Rep. Wilson to Repeat Her Statement

“I Have The Best Words.” Trumpspeak And Its Relationship With The Truth

Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Serves Himself Up On a Spit

Are We Better or Worse Off with President Trump Versus President Pence?

The Morning Briefing: The Alternate Reality of America's Harasser in Chief

How Would-Be Trump Supporters Tarnished These Eight 2017 Movies

Donald Trump Told a Really F**ked Up Lie About President Obama Today

Donald Trump Is Pulling Obamacare Subsidies. What Does It Mean? (Spoiler Alert: We're F**ked)

Morning Briefing: The President Has Lost His Goddamn Mind

Fox News Anchor Who Is Not Shep Smith Suggests Donald Trump 'Failing as a Human Being'

Shut the F*ck Up, Tucker Carlson

Now We Know Why Tillerson Called Trump a Moron, and Yup, He's a Moron

Morning Briefing: Trump Provokes Another Morning of Chaos and Panic

The Debate Over the Mental Fitness of the President Begins in Earnest

Morning Briefing: We Could All Die Today. Or Maybe Not. We'll See!

'Clear The Dead Libyan Bodies Away': Boris Johnson, Trump, Clinton and the Western Imperial Consensus

#MoronGate Day 2 and the 'Suicide Pact' Between Three Crucial Cabinet Members

Rex Tillerson Makes Statement as #Morongate Extends Into the Afternoon

Morning Briefing: Sec. of State Rex Tillerson Called Donald Trump a 'Moron'; He's Not Wrong

You'd Think at This Point Donald Trump's World Could No Longer Shock Us; You'd Be Wrong

Jimmy Kimmel Gets It

Don't Play The Game This Time

No One Deserves This

Donald Trump Accuses Puerto Rico of Being Lazy, Is Golfing, Can F*ck Himself Sideways with a Hair Brush

Sifting Through The Big Pile Of Sh**, Or The First Nine Months Of Trump

A Partial Autopsy of Megyn Kelly's First Week on NBC's Today Show

Here's the Single Best Example of Great Leadership in Our Country in the Last 9 Months

GOP Senator Ben Sasse Hauls Off on Nazi Richard Spencer on Twitter

The Morning Briefing: Not Even Donald Trump Is Sold on Donald Trump's Tax Plan

The GOP Is in Shambles, and Trump Has Us Right Where He Wants Us

Evening Briefing: We Are So, So Sorry Alabama and Puerto Rico

Morning Briefing: It Was Never About the Goddamn Flag

Evening Briefing: F**k Off Dallas Cowboys, Donald Trump, and Mitch McConnell

Midday Briefing: Anthony Weiner, North Korea, and the Obamacare Repeal

The Morning Briefing: If We Survive It, This Will Be The Legacy of Donald Trump

Why I Support Them

Donald Trump Picked the Wrong Goddamn Fight This Time

Experts Side with Jimmy Kimmel, Who Goes Another Round with the Cassidy Graham

All the Ways in Which Paul Manafort Is Completely and Totally F**ked

How's that Image Rehab Tour Going Now, Sean Spicer, You 'Giant Festering Abscess'

Jimmy Kimmel Goes Full Letterman on Cassidy, Graham, and Fox News

The New GOP Bill Essentially Pits Red States vs. Blue States (with One Potential Upside)

Jimmy Kimmel Lashes Out Against New GOP Healthcare Plan: Bill Cassidy 'Lied to My Face'

Doubling Down (On The Worst Ad Ever) With Dan Helmer!

The Trump Administration Are Not Your Friends

Midday Briefing: Donald Trump Finds New Venues with Which to Embarrass America

This Is The Worst ... You Know What? Don’t Click. It’s Too Painful

Morning Briefing: The Only 'Adult' In the White House Is Not a Very Smart Man

The Internet Was Rightfully Not Thrilled About Sean Spicer's Appearance at the Emmys

Great! Now We Know Where Everyone Stands on DACA and The Wall

Morning Briefing: Donald Trump's Waffling, Deranged Thought Process over the Last 12 Hours

Morning Briefing: Let's Just Savor Ted Cruz's Hilariously Terrible Morning

Ted Cruz Likes Hardcore Twitter Porn

Morning Briefing: Damnit, The Other Timeline Had Steve Bannon Licking George Clooney's Ass

Bernie Sanders Needs To Take Hillary's Name Out Of His Mouth

Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Is Officially in 'F*ck It' Mode

Morning Briefing: 'House Speaker Paul Ryan Is Furious'

Evening Briefing: In Bizarro World Day, The President Loses His Damn Mind

Morning Briefing: Old Man Yells At Storm Clouds

President Obama Call's Trump's DACA Rollback a 'Cruel' 'Political Decision'

Democrats Are Going to Help Trump Pay for that Goddamn Wall, Aren't We?

Morning Briefing: Once Again, A Cruel Donald Trump Takes the Chickensh*t's Way Out

Morning Briefing: Beware of Breaking News the Friday Night Before Labor Day

Would the Secret Service Actually Die for Trump?

Not a Good Look for 'Christians' This Morning

A Presidential Study in Contrast: Hurricane Edition

Who Is James McNaughton and Why Does He Paint Insanity?

Afternoon Briefing: Donald Trump Opens Mouth, Idiotic Word Salad Drools Out

Morning Briefing: Our Isolated, Mentally Unstable President Is Appealing to Lunatics

Morning Briefing: A Top Advisor Rebukes Trump, On the Record

Donald Trump Is Twitter Ranting Again, While Mike Pence Is Delusional

Morning Briefing: What a Sh*tshow of a Night

Twitter Shuts Down a WashPo Reporter Who Tried to Normalize Trump After Last Night's Speech

McConnell PAC Delivers a Devastating Attack Ad on Potential Trump-Backed Opponent in Arizona

Boris and the Trumps: Why Do They Want Power?

This Week In 'Seriously Fuck That Guy': Bigots Lose Bigly

Morning Briefing: Stephen Bannon Goes to War Against the White House

Boston Ain't Putting Up With Any of That White Supremacy Nonsense Today

Stephen Bannon Is On His Way Out (Finally)

Morning Briefing: Just Madness and Chaos, As Everyone is Defecting Except Pence

Financial Journalists Eviscerate Claims that Trump Is Responsible for Stock Market, Jobs Growth

Obvious Point is Obvious, and Yet ...

Morning Briefing: Steve Bannon Basically Calls Trump a Blustering Idiot

Hypocrites, Personal Life, and Political Leanings

Donald Trump Tries to Break Up with His Advisory Council Before They Break Up With Him

We Got This: How Monica Lewinsky & Chelsea Manning Are Saving Twitter

Morning Briefing: A Few Things to Take Heart In Today

More Social Media Reactions and Denunciations To Trump's Unhinged Presser

Donald Trump Flips Out, Starts Blaming 'Alt-Left' For Charlottesville

'Big Brother' Is Trump's America

Afternoon Briefing: Everyone Is Pressuring Trump to Fire Bannon, Which Of Course Means He Won't

Senator Al Franken Calls Out Neo-Nazis And Trump On National Television

The President Is Racist; Can We Please Stop Debating that Point Now?

Jimmy Fallon Finally Has His Come to Jesus Moment on Trump, But Is It Too Late?

Charlottesville: Privilege, Identity, and Why We Fight

GoDaddy Finally Shuts Down Vile, Evil Neo-Nazi Website After Its Ugly Slandering of Heather Heyer

Donald Trump Condemns CEO for Standing Up to Racism, But Still Won't Condemn Actual Racists

Here's John Oliver on Donald Trump's Refusal to Disavow Nazis

Sunday Briefing: The Day After the Worst Day of the Trump Presidency

Update: Car Plows Into Counter-Protestors in Charlottesville Terrorist Attack

Donald Trump Has F**ked Himself with North Korea

CNN Fires Jeffrey (Sh*t)Lord, Finally

Former Trump Staffers Engage in Heated Baby Drama in Tabloids, Twitter

Morning Briefing: The Latest on North Korea, GOP Infighting, and Monica Lewinsky

The Donald Trump Translatornomitron 3000

So, Here's the Thing ...

The FBI Conducted a Predawn Raid on the Home of Paul Manafort; How Was Your Morning?

Morning Briefing: The Fate of the Planet Rests In This Man's Hands. You Feel Good About That, America?

Afternoon Briefing: While the World Goes To Hell, Trump Is Still Trumpin'

Fake Pajiba T-Shirt Model Also a Fake Donald Trump Supporter

Mike Pence, Who Is Definitely Running for President in 2020, Definitely Doesn't Want Trump To Know That

This One Goes Out To All Our Anti-Trumper Friends Who Worry That Nothing Will Ever Happen

Evening Briefing: Bob Mueller Impanels a Grand Jury in Russian Probe, Issues Subpoenas

Take Back The House, 2018 Edition

Trump Supporters Were Right That Trump Is The Businessman President. They Were Just Wrong About The Business

Trump’s Calls with Mexican and Australian Leaders Leaked, and Oh My God

Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Lashes Out After Russia's Prime Minister Humiliates Him

Twitter Reacts to the Appalling Comments of White House Senior Racist, Stephen Miller

The 6 Most Bizarre Passages from Donald Trump's Interview with the 'Wall Street Journal'

NPR: The White House May Have Been Intimately Involved in Orchestrating the Seth Rich Conspiracy

Evening Briefing: Another Bombshell Puts Donald Trump in Legal Jeopardy. Again.

The Horrifying John McCain 'Jokes' No One Talks About

Donald Trump Fires Anthony Scaramucci. Already.

Midday Briefing: Republicans Are Turning Against Republicans

Evening Briefing: Priebus is Out, as The White House Bloodbath Continues

We Are Not Gloating; I Repeat, This is NOT Gloating 🎉 🙌 🎉

Morning Briefing: Murkowski, Collins and McCain Saved Healthcare Last Night (Thank You)

UPDATE: Here is Exactly Where the Insanity on the Health Care Bill Stands

Anthony Scaramucci's Interview with a 'New Yorker' Reporter is Clown-Car Batsh*t

If Mueller Is Fired, Is that the Beginning of the End for Trump?

Morning Briefing: The White House Has Hit Critical Dysfunction

Maggie Haberman on People Inside the White House: 'They Are Scared'

Morning Briefing: Trump Delivers Blow To Transgender Community; Susan Collins Thinks He Is 'Crazy'

Senate Votes Yes on Motion to Proceed to Debate the Death of Obamacare

A Moment of Levity: Susan Collins Sh*t Talks a GOP Congressman on a Hot Mic

Here's What's Happening with the Obamacare Repeal Vote Today

Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Is Just Torturing Jeff Sessions Now

Donald Trump Ranting and Raving at the Boy Scouts Is Beyond F**ked

Morning Briefing: Mondays, Amirite, Kushner?

Review: 'Valerian and the City of A Thousand Planets' Is All Gorgeous Wrapping Paper Around an Empty Box

Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Opens Up Another Can of Worms, Dumps Them All Over Himself

Bob Mueller to Donald Trump: Go F*ck Yourself

A McDonald's Employee Could Easily Afford Donald Trump's Idea of What Health Insurance Is

Morning Briefing: Trump Sons Miserable, Resent Kushner; No One Is Scared of Donald Trump

Things John Oliver Warned Us About: Civil Asset Forfeiture

Evening Briefing: Trump Throws Sessions Under the Bus; John McCain Diagnosed with Brain Cancer

Morning Briefing: Remember When GOP Rep. Kevin McCarthy Joked That Putin Pays Trump? Yeah, That Wasn't a Joke

Mitch McConnell's Repeal-Only Gambit Quickly Blows Up In His Face

Morning Briefing: Donald Trump's Only Concern Continues to Be Erasing the Legacy of a Black Man

Two More Republican Senators Come Out Against Trumpcare, Dealing Possible Deathblows

Midday Briefing: Donald Trump Admits Collusion, Says Everybody Does It

Something New and Incredibly Damning Is Breaking Every Hour About the Don Jr. Meeting

Morning Briefing: Oh Yeah, Don Jr. Forgot to Mention THERE WAS A RUSSIAN SPY in That June 9th Meeting

Trump’s Adult Children, Ranked From Least to Most Awful

Kellyanne Conway Used Flash Cards On 'Hannity,' and Dear God, They Never Learn, Do They?

No. God, Please No, No, No!

Circumstantial Evidence That Trump Knew About His Son's Meeting, in 6 Tweets

Who Wins The Internet Day of Action?

The White House is Melting Down, Pointing Fingers at Each Other

A Japanese Blogger Just Blew a Crater in the Amelia Earhart Theory

Donald Trump Jr. Posted the Emails and Bless His Poor Stupid Heart

Morning Briefing: Someone In the White House s Actively Trying to F*ck Over Donald Trump Jr.

The Pros and Cons of Turning our Politicians Into Memes

Chelsea Clinton Beautifully Mocks Trump's Word Garbage

Morning Briefing: The Bottom Drops Out Again for the Trump Administration Again

Australian Journalist's Searing Assessment of Trump and America is Absolutely Brutal

Briefly, What We Know from the Trump/Putin Meeting (It's Not Good)

Chicago's Diploma Plan Is The Stupidest F*cking Thing You'll Ever Hear

Trump at the G20, So Far, Summed Up in Four Images

Morning Briefing: Rachel Maddow Will Blow Up Your Sh*t, White House

Quick Follow Up Question Here, President Trump!

The Democrats Need to Announce a 2020 Candidate Immediately Because Facts Are Getting Their Asses Kicked

Unfriending My Trump-Supporting Dad Was Essential Self-Care

The Twitter President: Why Do We Keep Tweeting at Trump?

Trying Hard To Be As Relentlessly Optimistic As Cory Booker

No, Dummies, CNN Did Not Blackmail the Trump Meme Maker #CNNBlackmail

Trump Supporters Triggered after NPR Tweets the Declaration of Independence, But This Is Not About That

But Both Sides: The Poisonous Milquetoast of Chris Cillizza

'Morning Joe' Co-Hosts Tells a Chilling Story About Trump's Attempts to Blackmail Them

Signs of Potential Collusion Between Russian Hackers and the Trump Campaign Surface

How Identity Politics Nearly Destroyed, But Then United a Small, Online Community

Ted Cruz Has Come Up with a Healthcare Compromise That's Either Evil or Pure Evil

Donald Trump's Attacks on 'The Morning Joe' Hosts This Morning Got Uncomfortably Personal

How Much Does It Cost to Stay in Power? One Billion Pounds, Apparently

Donald Trump Is Feeling Very Defensive This Morning About How Unbelievably Stupid He Is

There's Layers Of Hilarity And Irony In Trump's Latest Fake News Scandal

Sarah Palin Is Suing the NYTimes For Insinuating Her Political Rhetoric Led To Gun Violence

The Senate Health Care Bill Has Stalled, Hopefully Permanently

Goddamnit, CNN

Morning Briefing: The World Hates Our President, and The Healthcare Bill Still Looks Shaky

Ivanka Trump is the Most Sinister Motherf*cker in the Room

An Explainer on the Supreme Court's Decision Today on Trump's Travel Ban

Trump Begins the Morning with an Anti-Obama Screed, Accusing Him of Collusion

Morning Briefing: It's Another Sh*t Show Day in the World of Politics

Under the Trump Administration, Housing for the Poor In This Country is Terrifyingly F*cked

Will It Pass? Bullet Points On the Senate Obamacare Repeal Bill

Please Stop Saying the Russians Didn't Alter Any Votes in the 2016 Election

Republicans Think They're in the Drivers' Seat Now. Think Again, Bitches

Boris Johnson's Sister Thinks That 'Theresa May is a Victim of the Grenfell Fire As Well'

Paul Ryan's Wisconsin Challenger Just Released His First Ad, and It is Paul Ryan Kryptonite

Stephen Bannon Offers a Pitifully Dubious Explanation for the Lack of On-Camera Press Briefings

CNN's Jim Acosta Is Furious With 'Useless,' 'Pointless' White House Press Briefings

Twitter Reacts to Hearing Jared Kushner Speak for the First Time

Fox News Lights Up Donald Trump's New Attorney

Even by Today's Standards, This is a Profoundly Cynical and Inhumane Political Statement

Alex Jones Releases Entire Pre-Interview with Megyn Kelly, And It's Something Something

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Yes, Trump Is A Vile, Unqualified, Conman. So Let's Change The Subject

Trump's Health and Human Services Nominee Seems to be a Worse Criminal Than Martha Stewart

Abortion and Giving Rich People More Money are All Republican Lawmakers Care About these Days

An Incomplete List of All of the Actors to Portray Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Donald Trump Has Dug the Republicans Into an Impossible Hole

Plagiarist Monica Crowley Is Out at the Trump White House

Will Protestors Outnumber Supporters at Donald Trump's Presidential Inauguration?

The Trump Administration is Stealing the WRONG Idea from 'The West Wing'

Donald Trump Has an Obamacare Replacement Plan and Is Going to Use Twitter To Pass It

Every Republican Should Be Aware of These Facts, Which Donald Trump Does Not Dispute

Milwaukee Brewers Player Has a Helpful Tip for Those of Us Terrified about Losing Birth Control Access: Abstinence

UPDATE: Nope, Not Even Paul Anka -- Trump Reportedly Finally Landed a Pseudo-Celebrity for His Inauguration (But It's Not R. Kelly)

Marco Rubio Might Be Liberals' Newest Ally, And Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

The Appalling Last 24 Hours Of GOP Politics

Tomi Lahren Wants You to Know She Has Black Friends, is Really Proud of Herself

Peter Thiel is Really, Really Confused

Obama's White House on Trump's Golden Showers Allegations: Deal With It (Basically)

Here's Ben Carson's Very Telling Gaffe During His Confirmation Hearing

Watch a Flummoxed Anderson Cooper Basically Roll His Eyes at Kellyanne Conway for 10 Minutes

However Bad You Think Jeff Sessions Is, He's Probably Worse

The GOP Took The First Step to Repeal Obamacare; Here's What Their Replacement Might Look Like

Donald Trump Appoints Yet Another Alleged Domestic Abuser, Maybe this Means Something?

Woman Jailed for Self-Induced Abortion Might Just be a Frightening Preview of What's to Come

Highlights from the Donald Trump Press Conference

Concerned About Kinkshaming Donald Trump? F*ck Off With That Right Now

Donald Trump on Putin, In His Own Words

Kellyanne Conway's 'Late Night' Interview Went Exactly As You'd Expect It To

The Intelligence That HAS Been Verified Is Nearly as Damning to Trump As the Golden Showers Claims

Jeff Sessions Gets Roasted on Every Awful Thing He's Ever Done and it is a Delight to Watch

The Russians Purportedly Have Blackmail Material on Trump of a Perverse Sexual Variety (Pssst. Golden Showers)

Even When Trump Is Right About The What, He's Wrong About The Why

It's Hard to Sustain Your Outrage, But We Need You On This One

Maine Sen. Susan Collins Should Always Be Remembered for Her Support of Racist Jeff Sessions

Her Coward of a Boss Continues to Force Kellyanne Conway Into Making Laughable Statements of Defense

The Nightmarish Last 24 Hours of GOP Politics, Summarized

Here's A Preview Of 2017's Hottest Abortion Restrictions, Which Are A Pain In The Ass And Serve No Actual Purpose

Attacks On Planned Parenthood Are Attacks On Human Rights

Biggest Trend at Coachella 2017? Climate Denying

The GOP And Obama Are Playing Politics With Our Goddamn Lives

Free Weed To Be Distributed At Very Important Inaugural Protest

Bernie Sanders Is Not Here For Trump's Sh*t

Twitter's #WarningSignsOfACreep All Point To The Same Odious, Orange Dude

Trump's Choice for AG, Jeff Sessions, Is a Bad Man and You Should Know About It

Charles Krauthammer Is The Voice Of Reason To Bill O'Reilly's Stupidity

Donald Trump Is Messing with the Wrong Goddamn People

Joe Biden Is Amused By Republicans Who Think Repealing The ACA Will Actually Be Successful

The Scary Reason More Conservatives Are Supporting OTC Birth Control

Good News/Bad News: Megyn Kelly Is Leaving Fox News

House GOP Caves to Public Pressure, Office of Congressional Ethics Survives

How a Disney Junior Cartoon Predicted the Election

The Inauguration Performance Condition Trump Won't Dare Accept

In Secret Middle-of-the-Night Meeting, House GOP Decides It No Longer Needs Ethical Oversight

The Level of Stupidity Among Many Trump Supporters Is Staggering

Powerful Hollywood People Caught Up in Trump Tape Conspiracy, Says Tom Arnold, And Why Are We Listening to Tom Arnold?

Trump Clarifies Nuclear Arms Tweet, and F*ck Me

Ted Cruz Remains a Rancid Little Pissant

Donald Trump Reportedly Rejected Cabinet Appointment Because of His Mustache (No, Really)

Donald Trump Is Not Even Trying to Disguise His Unethical Conflicts

So, Uh, This Is How the Fourth Estate Plans to Hold Donald Trump Accountable? Because It's Pretty Gross

North Carolina Republicans Have Successfully Instituted One-Party Rule Against the Wishes of the Electorate

U.S. Office of Ethics May Force Trump's Hand, Compel Him to Sell Company

President Obama's Press Conference Tomorrow Could Be a Big Deal

Family of Singer Who Will Sing at Trump's Inauguration Fights for Transgender Rights

Martin Sheen, Debra Messing and Others Urge Electors to Vote Anyone but Trump

North Carolina Republicans Are a Bunch of Punk-Ass Bitches

The Nightmarish Last 24 Hours of the Trump Transition, Summarized

Trump Inauguration Team Is Offering Ambassadorships in Exchange for A-List Talent

A Note to Our Republican Friends: This is Exactly Why Russia is Dangerous

Love is louder: How We Can Help Syria

U.N. Drops Wonder Woman as Ambassador, Misses the Point Completely

Kanye Enters Trump Tower; Social Media Explodes

President Obama Talks Russian Hacks, Trump, and Intelligence Briefings with Trevor Noah

What's Going On with the Electoral College Right Now?

The Russians Didn't Hack the Election, Obama Did, Says Trump Foreign Advisor

Trump's Latest Reckless Act Leaves Us All Feeling A Little More Helpless

Donald Trump Has Brought Us to the Brink of a Constitutional Crisis

STFU, Kellyanne Conway

President Obama Is Going to Look into the Election-Related Hacking After All

You Are Not Alone, And Your Message Is Seeping Through

Some Suggestions for More Boycotts By Trumpy Supporters

A Man Donald Trump Attacked on Twitter Last Night Is Now Receiving Death Threats

Reproductive Rights Are So F**ked Right Now

We Are All Tomi Lahren Preaching to the Choir, and We Have to Stop

Samantha Bee to Jill Stein: 'Oh F*ck Off!'

Jake Tapper Criticizes Son of the Incoming Nat'l Security Advisor, Who Pushes #Pizzagate, Which Led to Gunfire Yesterday

Breitbart's Breakfast Battle Royale

North Carolina's GOP Governor Continues to be a Terrible Loser/Human Being

Well, This Is Terrifying: Trump Now Has Access to Nation-Wide, Unblockable Group Texting

Trevor Noah Politely Dismantles Unctuous White Rage Machine, Tomi Lahren, in a Face-to-Face Argument

Twitter's Best Reactions to the Mitt Romney Dinner Photo with Donald Trump

Dan Rather Is a Voice of Courage & Reason In the Time of Trump

Of Course, Donald Trump Is Not Going to Give Up His Damn Company!

Twitter Reacts to the Latest Assault on the First Amendment from the GOP-Backed Donald Trump

A Guide to Donald Trump and His Narcissistic Personality Disorder

Welcome to the Hellmouth: Your Weekend in Trump - Nov. 24-27

Twitter Erupts On The 'Wall Street Journal' for Playing Into Donald Trump's Twitter Lunacy

Something Feels Really Off About Jill Stein's Recount Effort

The TL;DR on #Pizzagate, the Alt-Nazi Conspiracy Theory with F*cked-Up Real-World Consequences

The Trump Campaign's Decision to Target 'The Walking Dead' Viewers Was Brilliant and F*cked Up

Show Your Liberal Agenda By Shopping At Target On Black Friday

Don't Pin Your Hopes on that Hillary Clinton Recount

A Reminder: Barack Obama Is Still Our President, And He Just Awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to 21 Awesome People

The Alt-Right Wants to Set Up an SJW-Cleansing Professor Watchlist. Yeah, Twitter Has Some Thoughts on That

Highlights from Donald Trump's Sit Down with the 'NYTimes'

The President Elect Is Lying To You About Everything

Donald Trump Pulls an Undeniably Fascist Stunt with the 'NYTimes'

President-Elect Trump Flagrantly Breaks the Law; Skittish Media Drops It

If Only Mike Pence Weren't An Actual Danger to the World, His Law School Comic Strip Phase Might Have Been the Weirdest Thing About Him

After Sh*tshow Meeting with the Press, President-Elect Snow Bypasses Them and Goes to YouTube

Steve Bannon Literally Just Compared Himself to Satan

Dear Republicans: Donald Trump Is Going to Jack Your Sh*t Up So Bad

Green Day Launches Into an Anti-Trump Chant During the American Music Awards

'Let's Go, Democrats. I'll Kill You All.' The Real Story of That Trump Supporter at Hamilton Chicago

The Hamilton Cast Has a Powerful Message for Boo-Victim Mike Pence

Twitter Reacts to Donald Trump's $25 Million Trump University Settlement

Racist Alabama Cop Fired; Racist Alabama Senator Appointed Attorney General

Yesterday, Donald Trump Provided the First Post-Election Example of the Dangers of Fake News Sites to Democracy

If You're Curious Who Paris Hilton Voted For, It's the One Who Leched All Over Her When She Was 12

That Time a 1987 Newsweek Reader Shaded All Future Americans

GOP Cites Example that Led to Statute in Order to Disregard the Statute

Mike Pence and this Hugely Diverse Group of Outsiders Are Here to Shake Up the Status Quo

Oh, You Have Got to Be Sh*tting me

Liberals, We've Got To Do Better: Comedy Edition

The Point in the Trump Administration When We Hit the Panic Button

Trump Supporters Boycotting Pepsi, Oreos, and Netflix; Let's Buy Pepsi and Oreos and Binge-Watch Stuff

If You Were Wondering If Ivanka Might Ever Wise Up and Cut Ties...LOL No

Things Are Not Going Well Between Bill O'Reilly and Megyn Kelly

Elizabeth Warren Tears Into Donald Trump In A Letter Blasting His Broken Promises

Is Glenn Beck the Only Sane Person in the Media Right Now?

Wednesday, November 9th

Where Do We Go From Here? A Former Cynic's Perspective

For Those Secretly Hoping That Paul Ryan Would Stand Up to Trump ...

We Were Wrong About Which 'Parks & Recreation' Character Trump Is

The Van Jones Case Provides a Usable Template to Force Stephen Bannon Out

Crucial AP Stylebook Modifications Designed for the Trump Presidency

Finding My Way Forward by Looking to 2018

The Biggest Takeaways from Donald Trump's '60 Minutes' Interview

Never Forget that Donald Trump Is a Profoundly Stupid Person

Charities To Donate To In Trump's America

Just a Bunch of Barack Obama and Joe Biden BFF Memes Because We Need That

GrubHub's CEO Ain't Having It With Employees Who Share Trump's Worldview

Bernie Sanders Responds Defiantly To Trump Victory

What Wearing A Safety Pin Means Now

Looking Down the Ballot: Remember, A Lot of Important Non-Trump Things Happened On Tuesday

Horror Movie Pitches Ready to Sell to the Highest Bidder

Dylan Marron Continues to Be the Best of Humanity, Tells Trump Supporters 'I Love You'

Samantha Bee Is Sorry She Broke America

Van Jones to Trump Surrogate on CNN: We Are Scared, and 'You Need to Back Off'

The Election Has Forever Broken Me, but Not In Any Way We Could Have Expected

Hope: Looking Back at Looking Forward in 2008

A Message Of Support From Europe

A Way Forward Over the Next Four Years

The Good Guys Lost, America. But They're Still Going To Make 'Star Wars' Movies

An Open Letter to America

What's on Swedish Television as America Votes

Twitter's Response to Trump's Victory Cake Is the Perfect Election-Day Surprise

Trump Files His First #Rigged Lawsuit, Shades His Daughter, Tiffany

Gut Check Time: How Does This Election Shake Out (Poll)?

Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Hamilton Are Here to Make Everything All Better

Update: It's Election Eve, and We're Debating Whether Trump Fabricated Endorsements from Tom Brady and Bill Belichick

Samantha Bee And Sarah Paulson Share The Smoking Gun Of Clinton's Emails

Late Last Night, Lady Gaga and, Fittingly, Jon Bon Jovi Sang 'Living on a Prayer' for Hillary

On the Eve of the Most Important Election Of Your Lives, Coach Taylor Has an Important Message

If You Won't Listen to the Rest of Us, Listen to George R. R. Martin and Vote Against Orange Ramsay Bolton

That The Cubs Would Win in 2016 Is Nothing Short of Poetry

Lena Dunham Compares Voting Jill Stein to Being Someone's Sidepiece, We Don't Know, It's Weird

You Are Not Emotionally Prepared for This Pro-Black Lives Matter, Pro-Obama Glenn Beck Interview

23 Comedians Burn Their Election Material For A Cause

Even John Oliver Can Be Horribly, Horribly Wrong Sometimes

Ivanka, Let's Get Real

Donald Trump Supporters Proudly Display their Economic Anxiety

President Obama Perfectly Frames Donald Trump's Temperament Problem

With Two Days Out, Here's the State of the Presidential Election

The Election's Almost Over. Breathe. You Can Get Through This.

#SpiritCooking and Devil Worship: Just Another Day for Wikileaks and Trump Supporters

If You Want to Know What Trump's America Might Look Like for Journalists, Look To Putin's Russia

What We Mean When We Ask For Empathy For Trump Supporters

Now Here's a Story About You Haven't Heard About Tim Kaine

Here's a Story About What an Asshole Donald Trump Is That You Haven't Heard Yet

The 5 Political Voices that Mattered the Most This Election Year

This Election Is Not about Policy. It's About Identity

Jon Stewart Reflects on the Time Donald Trump Called Him a 'P*ssy' on Twitter

Joe Biden Is Really Leaning Into His 'Disappointed Grandpa' Persona

The Woman Accusing Trump of Raping Her at 13 Was Bullied Into Canceling Her Press Conference Today

None of this Is Normal

Go Ahead. Vote Your Conscience at the Polls

Donald Trump Rated More Honest than Hillary Clinton Because We Are a Country of Dingbats

Finally, Some Great News for the Hillary Clinton Campaign

An Elected Official Slash Boss Hogg Cosplayer Called Hillary Clinton a “C*nt” Today

Preparing For the Actual Day and Aftermath of the Presidential Election

This Hillary Clinton Email Shows What a Crooked Monster She Truly Is

The Story of the Protests at Standing Rock is the Story Of America Itself

Scott Walker Tried to Make a Sick Burn, Accidentally Endorses Hillary Clinton

Watching Idiotic Trump Supporters Cry and Rage Into the Void Will be the Best Thing About Election Night

Here Are the Two Most Pivotal States in Next Week's Presidential Election

The TL;DR on the 3 News Reports Linking Donald Trump's Campaign to Russia

What Will We Do Once He's Gone: Fear Of A Post-Trump Planet

What James Comey Will and Will Not Comment On Is Absolutely Baffling

Did the Hillary Email Business Affect Early Voting in Florida Over the Weekend?

James Comey Isn't a Moron or a Partisan Hack. He's a Spineless Bureaucrat

Why the Media Won't Cover the Child Rape Case Pending Against Donald Trump

With 9 Days to Go, Here's the Current State of the Clinton/Trump Race

The TL;DR of the Latest Clinton Email 'Scandal': It's Nothing. Calm Down.

Donald Trump Has Effectively Given Up

Here's the Racist, Jaw-Dropping Moment that Ended Republican Sen. Mark Kirk's Chances at Reelection

Human Sack of Excremement Promises to 'Grab [His] Musket' If Trump Loses

How the Early Voting Numbers Are Shaking Out for Hillary Clinton So Far

'The Werd' Is Back to Full Form With Some Enthusiastically Infuriating Hell Fury For The Pentagon

Here's a New One: Trump Surrogate Calls Sexual Assault Allegations Against Trump 'Man-Shaming'

How We'd Spend Our Birthday if We Were Hillary Clinton

Did Obamacare's Massive Upcoming Premium Hikes Just Make Donald Trump the Presidential Favorite?

Early Voting Out of Florida is Both Encouraging and Terrifying

Will Ferrell Resurrected His George W. Bush Impression to Take on Trump

Megyn Kelly Has Become the Biggest Example of White Feminism at Work

Post-Election America to See White Baby Boom Thanks to Sex Appeal of Donald Trump

Megyn Kelly Calmly, Coolly Deflects Newt Gingrich's Petulance in Bonkers Fox News Interview

'Blacks For Trump' Would Be Hilarious If It Weren't So Devastatingly Awful

This Texas County Commissioner Has Made the Perfect Political Ad

On Kimmel, President Obama Reads Mean Tweets, Mic Drops on Trump

The Nicest Things Ever Done or Said By the Mean Orange Man

The Danger of Donald Trump's Delusions

After Trolling America for 18 Months, Turnabout is Fair Play for the Trump Campaign

Weird Al, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Blondie Rockout Debate Style

The Internet Reacts After Trump Bombs with His Dark, Cringeworthy Roast of Hillary Clinton

The Day After Having His Ass Handed To Him, Donald Trump Doubles Down on Dumb

Stephen Colbert on Trump's 'Horrifying' Threat to 'Wipe His Fat Ass with the Constitution'

In Celebration of Nasty Women

Merriam-Webster Slayed With Plenty of Tweeted Debate Shade

Stick a Fork in the Orange F*cker: Donald Trump Is Done

Here Are 85 of Hillary Clinton's Actual Considered Campaign Slogans. They're All Terrible

Human Perfection Elizabeth Warren Tells Trump to Put On His 'Big-Boy Pants,' As If That's Even a Thing He Owns

Hillary Clinton is a Nasty, Two-Faced Political Monster ❤️

Let's Wildly Speculate What Ivanka Trump and Anita Hill Are Talking About

Donald Trump Invited President Obama's Half-Brother to the Debate But Why?

In Advance of the Final Presidential Debate, We Bring You Our Harrowing Debate Tale

The Next Trump is Running Against Elizabeth Warren in 2018

Keegan Michael Key and Joss Whedon Talk about the Weather (in a Trump Hellscape)

Your Weekly Twitter Mocks Trump Post: #BillyBushMadeMeDoIt Edition

Lin-Manuel Miranda Switches Up 'Hamilton' For Hillary

Donald Trump Tried to Kiss a Little Girl on the Mouth and She. Wasn't. Having. It.

Melania Trump Just Said the Words 'They're Asking For It.' Really. Like, Actually Really

A List of Every Insane Thing Donald Trump Did or Said That Would Have Instantly Ended Any Other Presidential Campaign

Donald Trump Is Right: This Election IS Rigged

The Worst Things Donald Trump Said Over the Weekend

How Hillary Clinton and the 'Animals Representing Her' Responded to the Firebombing of a Republican Office

PETA Remains the Worst, Uses 'Grab a P*ssy' to Promote Cat Adoption

Paul LePage Suggests that Raising the Minimum Wage is Tantamount to 'Attempted Murder'

Quit It with the Idea That Sexual Assault Has Anything to Do with Appearance

Seth Meyers Relishes Trump's Tremendously Bad Week

Donald Trump's Latest Line of Attack Is Going To Get Someone Killed

#NextFakeTrumpVictim Is Every Reason Assault Victims Don't Come Forward

For Donald Trump, the Hits Keep Coming

New England Patriot's QB Tom Brady Has a Paul Ryan Problem

Donald Trump Talking about Women's Skin Remains the Creepiest Thing Ever

Trump's Washington D.C is a Lie

Wikileaks October Surprise Focuses on the Real Issues: The Connection Between Blink-182 and Aliens

That Other Time Trump Bragged About Sexually Violating Women

Donald Trump's Numbers Go From Bad to Worse

We Are Through the Looking Glass, Folks

Glenn Beck Gets Almost Reasonable & Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Kind of an Asshole: Dogs & Cats Living Together! Mass Hysteria!

More Huckabee-Approved Movie Comparisons for Clinton Vs. Trump

The Difference Between '50 Shades', Beyoncé and P*ssy Grabbin' with Trump

Hillary Clinton Has the Drag Vote--Queens Lip Sync as Donald Trump

The Bloodbath in the Republican Party Has Begun in Earnest

This Trump Surrogate Pearl-Clutchingly Quoted Beyoncé on CNN

This Is the Best Political Ad of the 2016 Campaign

More Donald Trump Tapes Are Coming

Here's a New Terrifying Development Out of the Donald Trump Campaign

This Trump Surrogate Had the Exact Wrong Response to a Wash U Abuse Survivor's Tearful Interview

Amber Tamblyn Shares Her Story of Sexual Assault, or Locker Room Talk If You're Donald Trump

A Bit of Hope, Courtesy of the Students at Wash U: Scenes from the Presidential Debate

Feckless Paul Ryan Will Continue to Toe the Line

The Best Tweets From The Second Presidential Debate

Donald Trump's Gambit with Bill Clinton's Accusers Was Almost So Much Worse

Donald Trump and the Republicans Are Having a Lousy Morning

This is What True Courage Looks Like, America

The Trump Campaign is Irreparably Damaged, So Why Does This Feel So Heartbreaking?

Donald Trump Private Conversation With Billy Bush Reveals He's as Gross As You Thought

Ben & Jerry's Says Black Lives Matter; We All Scream for Ice Cream

CNN's Ana Navarro Tells a Trump Surrogate to F*ck Off in Two Different Languages

David Letterman on Donald Trump: He Is a 'Damaged Human Being'

The Most Nonsense Answers in Donald Trump's Nevada Interview

Prepare To Experience Unbridled Joy While Listening To Trump Supporters Talk

Thin-Skinned Sean Hannity Takes a Shot At His Fox News Colleague, Megyn Kelly

Hillary Clinton Quickly Turns Mike Pence's Debate 'Victory' Into Ash

Mike Pence 'Won' the VP Debate, But Donald Trump Was the Big Loser

Some Old Trump Tweets About Taxes That Look Mighty Different Now That We Know He Doesn't Pay His

The Real Danger of Trump

A Republican Senator from New Hampshire Done Went and Stepped In It

Let Joe Biden Passionately Explain What's Wrong With Trump

Anxious Trump Supporters Stayed Up Until 4 am Waiting for Wikileaks' Promised #OctoberSurprise

Colin Jost and Michael Che Up Their Garbage Game by Saying Nice Things about Donald Trump

Colin Jost and Michael Che Are the Exact Wrong Anchors for This Era of 'Weekend Update'

A Solid, Spectacular Theory on Who May Have Leaked Donald Trump's Tax Returns

Donald Trump Has a Mental Meltdown During a Pennsylvania Rally

The NYTimes Drops a Bombshell On Donald Trump's Tax Records

Ted Cruz Reviews 'Now You See Me' to Attack Mark Ruffalo, Whatever, No One Knows What's Happening Anymore, The World Is Melting

The Election, U.S. Foreign Policy, And Harold Pinter's 2005 Nobel Lecture

Donny Trash is Rage Spiraling Again

Donald Trump Compels 'USA Today' To Break a 34-Year-Old Rule

And Now For the Greatest Political Anthem of Our Time: 'The Hillary Clinton Shimmy Song'

The Already Ugly 2016 Election Is About to Get Much, Much Worse

Watch a Trump Surrogate Get Lit Up by CBS's Bob Schieffer

Joe Biden Raging Against Donald Trump Is All Of Us

It Didn't Take Long This Morning for Donald Trump to Step In It Again

The Best Tweets From The First Presidential Debate

Was Trump On Cocaine? Maybe It's True, Maybe It's Not. A Lot of People on Twitter Think So

20 Alternatives To Watching the Presidential Debate Tonight: A Literally All of the Things List

The Perfect Debate Drinking Game for Teetotalers

Why You Keep Seeing Donald Trump Fundraising Ads On the Liberal Sites You Visit

Two Birds, One Tweet: Olivia Wilde Announces She's Having a Daughter, Slams Donald Trump

Three Ways Presidential Debate Moderators Can End Trump's Candidacy Without Facing Bias Accusations

'The Daily Show', Tomi Lahren, And The Joys Of Not Listening To The Other Side

America's Racist Uncles Are Out in Full Force This Week

We Just Got Way Too Clear of a Window Into the Mind of a Trump Campaigner

What Is a Stop and Frisk, and Why It's So Goddamn Dangerous

Why I Am Voting For Jill Stein in November

Twitter Suspends a Conservative Law Professor and National Columnist over a Violent Tweet

CNN Has Suspended Corey Lewandowski After Learning He's Still on the Trump Payroll

Robert Reich Confronts A Trump Supporter With Facts And It's Delicious

A Video For Everyone Who Has No Idea If Their Voice or Their Vote Can Actually Matter

Donald Trump's 'Boring' Scandal Now Has a Smoking Gun

How Could the Trump Skittles Meme Get More Idiotic? By Using an Unauthorized Photo...from a Refugee

Anyone Enabling a Donald Trump Presidency Deserves the Consequences of Their Actions

How Donald Trump Jr. Got Skittles Trending On Twitter

No One Is More Furious with Donald Trump Right Now than the Fed-Up Press

Ivanka Trump Gets Waylaid In What She Probably Thought Was a Friendly Interview

Update: Following This Donald Trump 'Dr. Oz Show' Thing Is Making Us Sick

Colin Powell Calls Donald Trump 'An International Pariah' In Leaked Emails

The Boring Scandal That Might Finally Take Donald Trump Down

American Media is Gas Lighting Hillary Clinton – and All Women

The Saga of Jeremy Corbyn: A Primer for an American Audience

North Carolina's 'Bathroom Bill' Hits Them Where It Hurts the Most

What the Media Is Not Talking About Today Because They're Obsessed with #HillarysHealth

Whatever Happened to Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards?

Hillary Clinton Had a Bad Weekend, But Here's Why That Doesn't Matter

Trevor Noah: 'I Don't Know What the F*ck Matt Lauer Was Doing'

Libertarian Gary Johnson Aligns Himself with 90 Percent of America In Not Knowing What the Hell Aleppo Is

The Media Got Us Into This Goddamn Mess, and Now It's Time the Media Dug Us Out

The Horrific Hillary Clinton Presidency, As Imagined by Conservative Author Bryce Slattery

The Media Has Donald Trump Dead to Rights on a Corruption Charge, But Will It Matter?

America’s Political Press is a Far Greater Embarrassment to This Country Than Donald Trump

A Brief Look at the Current State of the Presidential Election Race

Trump Campaign Wildly Mistakes Public Opinion On Tacos

How It Feels as a Latino to Watch Donald Trump's Latest Hate Speech

French PM Says Naked Breasts Represent France Better Than Headscarf: Secularism, Sexism, and Racism in The French State

Trying to Make Sense of Donald Trump's Visit with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto

Amid Controversy Over 'Cocksucker' Remark, Maine Governor Considers Resignation

I Don't Think Black Voters Like Donald Trump Very Much, You Guys!

Anthony Weiner, Huma Abedin and Victim Blaming: All We Know Is We're Team Huma

Rush Limbaugh Freaks Out Over "Lesbian Farmer" Invasion

Maine Governor Calls State Rep a 'C*cksucker,' Challenges Him to a Duel

Trump's Campaign Manager Has a History of Domestic Violence, Because OF COURSE HE DOES

Here's What 'Alt-Right' Really Means According to #AltRightMeans

In a Disturbing Town Hall Last Night, Trump Used the Joseph Goebbels Approach to Gauging Public Opinion

And Then Ann Coulter Turned On Donald Trump, and It Was Beautiful

Breaking Down the Two Sides of the Clinton Foundation Debate

Racists Have Found a New Euphemism for 'Racists'

'I'm a Black Man in America, and I Know a Bigot When I See a Bigot'

Wikileaks Now Exposing the Lives of Innocent, Private Citizens

A Delightful Hillary Clinton Answers Questions About Her Health, Emails on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live'

With 77 Days to Go, Here's the Current, Anxious-Making State of the Clinton/Trump Race

A Calm, Measured Response to the Concern Trolling Regarding Clinton's Alleged Poor Health

Donald Trump's Campaign Chairman Resigns Amid Scandal

Teleprompter Trump Says He's Sorry; Twitter Ain't Buying It

The Funniest Responses to Donald Trump's Latest Confusing, Inexplicable Tweet

A Trump Aide's Response to His Baffling CNN Interview Is Even More Bewildering than the Interview Itself

When Donald Trump Talks about the Dishonest Mainstream Media, Who Is He Really Talking About?

Expect This Line of Attack From Donald Trump's Scummy New Campaign Manager

Twitter Reacts to Roger Ailes Joining Donald Trump's Campaign as Debate Consultant

Lesbian Couple Must Bang a Dude Before Insurance Will Cover Fertility Treatments

House Republicans, Determined to Ruin the Country, Detail Perjury Allegations Against Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump's Sinking Presidential Campaign Just Hit Rock Bottom

No, Donald Trump: You Do NOT Get to Play that Card Again

Fine, Let's Do This: Hillary Clinton Did Not Murder Seth Rich

Will Donald Trump Hit the Miley Cyrus Tipping Point?

Trump Isn't Just Terrible When He's Bad, He's Terrible When He's Good Too

The Dump Trump Movement Gains a New Head of Steam

Remember That Time Trump Was Like, Hey! Why Don't You Guys Just Murder Hillary!

Donald Trump Is Having Another Bad Day

#NeverTrump Conservatives Now Have Another Option in the Presidential Race

Donald Trump Sort Of Admits He Just Makes Sh*t Up

A Toast to President Obama on his Final Birthday in Office

Hello, Our New Favorite Thing On The Internet!

A Chilling Warning from a GOP War Hawk on the Dangers of a Trump Presidency

Samantha Bee 'Apologizes' to Heartless Monster Eric Trump

An Incomplete List of People Qualified To Replace the Current GOP Presidential Nominee

You Will Absolutely Believe the Disgusting Things Trump Supporters Yell During Rallies

This Morning's Dire Donald Trump Situation Explained in 12 Tweets

Donald Trump is a Whirling Dervish of Stupidity

How to Cope When Donald Trump Has Made Life Actually Intolerable

What I Saw at Last Night’s Trump Rally Should Make You Worry About November

Joe Biden is a Good Man

Trump on Sexual Harassment: Women Should 'Find Another Career Or … Company'

Donald Trump is Cooked, and Donald Trump Knows It

Sleight of Tiny Hand: How Donald Trump Routinely Distracts America

It Didn't Take Long for Wingnuts to Unearth a Khazir Khan Conspiracy to Justify their Bigotry

Mike Pence Finally Weighs in on Khizr Khan's 'Vicious Attacks' on Donald Trump

Watch Donald Trump’s Communications Director Make an Absolute Ass Out of Himself on CNN

America Always Protects Its Own, and Khizr and Ghazala Khan Are One Of Us

An Impassioned Plea to #UniteBlue

The Dad of Muslim American War Hero Delivers One of the DNC's Most Significant Moments

Counteracting the Widespread Negativity on Social Media Platforms

Who's Your Daddy? According to Twitter, It's Tim Kaine

Ashley Judd Tells the Least Surprising, Most Vomitous Donald Trump Story

If I Am a Republican, Why Am I Voting for Donald Trump?

The Imperfections of Hillary Clinton

It's Definitely Hillary Clinton Who Thinks She Is 'Above the Law'

DNC Live Discussion: Martin O'Malley Rolls Up His Sleeves and Torches Donald Trump

Republican Leaders React to Donald Trump's Latest Controversial Statement

Donald Trump Calls on Russia to Commit Cyberespionage, Shushes a Female Reporter

When Exactly Did the Party of Lincoln Stop Acting Like the Party of Lincoln?

Rush Limbaugh: 'Slavery Is Like a Wife Who Cheats On You'

Twitter Reacts To Bill O'Reilly's "Well-Fed" Slaves Bullshit

A Glance at the Glamourous and Majestic Celebrities at the RNC and DNC

Bill Clinton, Michelle Obama, and the Value of Identity Politics

Bernie Sanders Delivers a Masterful Speech, Refutes Donald Trump on Twitter

Watch Michelle Obama's DNC Speech, Because You May Never See Another One Like It

John Oliver Hates Boris Johnson So, So Much

Mentally Unstable Donald Trump Tries, Spectacularly Fails to Reach Out to Bernie Supporters

Bernie Gets His Way: Debbie Wasserman Schultz Will Resign as Head of the DNC

Tim Kaine Is the Character Actor from 'Justified' of Vice Presidential Candidates

Twitter's Wholesale Rejection of Donald Trump's Speech Was Oddly Comforting

Ted Cruz, Donald Trump and the Lost Cause of Party Unity

Michelle Obama Does Carpool Karaoke, Is Everything You Could Hope for in a Human Being

Donald Trump Has No Interest in Actually Running the Country

Who Said It: RNC Speaker Or Trolling Comedian?

Third Eye Blind Played an RNC Concert Just So They Could Troll Republicans

'Let America Be America Again' Does Not Mean What Scott Baio Thinks It Means

The GOP Is Fallling Apart Over Melania Trump Plagiarism Allegations

Four Seconds of Michelle Obama Carpool Karaoke'ing a Beyonce Song

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