Welcome to the Category Archive for Politics

• Keir Starmer Resigns at Prime Minister of Great Britain; New Labour Leader to be Chosen Next Month
• AI Tech Bros Like Sam Altman Are All Too Charmless To Pull Off Their Current Charm Offensive
• How Did Mar-a-Lago Face Become the Defining Beauty Trend of the Trump Years?
• What Is Temu And Why Is It Suddenly Utterly Inescapable?
• Gary Lineker, the BBC, and the Lie of Impartiality
• 'The Crown' Season 5 and Our Republican Obsession With Monarchies
• Leave Eddie Izzard Alone, You Transphobic Losers!
• J.K. Rowling, Anti-Intellectualism, and How the Press Uses Pop Culture to Attack the Marginalized
• Joe Biden Should Fire His Deputy White House Press Secretary, TJ Ducklo
• Morning Briefing: Impeachment Day #4, More Vaccine Doses, and Nikki Haley
• Random Musings on Gina Carano, Robert F. Kennedy, and Salma Hayek
• The Morning Briefing: Impeachment Day #3, Neera Tanden, and Open Season on Vaccines
• Impeachment Open Thread, Day 2: None of Us Are Cats
• Impeachment #2 Open Thread
• Claudia Conway Will Appear in this Season of 'American Idol'
• Trump's Second Impeachment Trial Begins; Biden's Stimulus Package Takes Shape
• Morning Briefing: The Biden/Harris Administration Is Kicking Ass
• Ted Cruz Red-Misted by Cary Elwes
• Today, the GOP Will Decide How Openly Racist It's Going to Be
• Morning Briefing: More Hopeful Vaccine News, Plus the Latest on the Stimulus Deal
• Ted Cruz Doesn't Understand How Superhero Movies Work
• The Sweaty, Desperate Media Valiantly Attempts to Drum Up a Biden Scandal
• Morning Briefing: As Another Impeachment Trial Looms, The GOP Continues Split Itself Between Bad and Really Bad
• Jon Stewart Joins Twitter to Get In on the GameStop Discourse
• The Devilishly Dry Brian Williams is Deliciously Petty
• Huge News on the Vaccine Front, with Major Caveats
• Democrats Blast the GOP for Putting Marjorie Taylor Greene On the Education Committee
• The Winners of GameStop Scheme Will Be the Very Rich People It Was Designed to Screw Over
• What 's the Point of a Second Impeachment Trial?
• Morning Briefing: More Vaccine is Coming, But So Are the Variants
• There Won't Be Enough Votes to Convict Trump in an Impeachment Trial
• The Republican Party Is Normalized White Supremacy
• Kellyanne Conway Accused of Posting a Topless Photo of Her Teenage Daughter to Twitter
• Chuck Schumer Gets the Best of Mitch McConnell, or Does He?
• Is Tom Brady the Greatest American Athlete? That MAGA Hat Might Complicate Things
• Morning Briefing: Biden Is Cruising, While His Predecessor is Fuming
• Saturday Morning Updates: Larry King Dies
• He Was a Petty B Until The Final Minutes
• K-Pop Stans Stepped All Over the QAnon Lady's Impeachment Attempt
• Hollywood Studios Reschedule After Guidance From Anthony Fauci
• Ted Cruz Should Not Have Gone After Seth Rogen
• An Incomplete List of the Ways Joe Biden Has Already Bettered America In His First 24 Hours
• Inauguration Updates: Joe Biden and Kamala Harris' Term Begins
• QAnon Is Deflated
• Trumpdates: Done and Dusted
• Transition Updates: The Bidens Will Come in with the Lowest Bar in the History of American Presidents
• Who the Hell is Mike Lindell and What is a MyPillow?
• Transition Updates: Two Days
• Biden Inauguration Will Reunite the New Radicals
• Transition Updates: D.C. Police Officer on the Rioters: 'Thank You, But F**k You'
• The Piece About the Bathroom Jared and Ivanka's Secret Service Detail Uses Is Great Journalism
• Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Defends Trump Ban
• The Exhausting Gossipification of Donald Trump
• Transition Updates: Some of These Republicans Are Now Beginning to Understand With Whom They Are in Bed
• The Trump Feedback Loop is Broken
• How Did Vogue Screw Up So Much With their Kamala Harris Cover?
• Melania Trump Breaks Silence as Dems Move Toward Second Impeachment
• Transition Updates: Pelosi Contemplates Impeachment as Trumpism Burns Out
• 'Xena' Star Lucy Lawless: 2; 'Hercules' Actor Kevin Sorbo: 0
• There Must Be Consequences for the Insurrectionists
• Transition Updates: Trump Releases Video Weakly Calling Off Insurrectionists
• Transition Updates: The Electoral College Set to Certify the Election; D.C. Braces for Violence
• With Warnock, Ossoff Victory, Democrats are Poised to Take Over the Senate
• Is Donald Trump Going to Run Off to Scotland To Avoid Joe Biden's Inauguration?
• Democrats Hope for the Best, Prepare for the Worst in Georgia
• There's an Internecine Battle Brewing in the Republican Party Over ... Democracy
• A Desperate Trump Tried to Shake Down the Georgia Secretary of State
• One More Week Until Donald Trump Completely Loses His $h*t
• Donald Trump's Petulance May Be a Huge Gift to Democrats ... ?
• Donald 'One-Term Loser' Trump Is Not Very Good at Presidenting
• The #Trumpstink Is Real, and It Does Not Wash Off
• Oh, So Now He Decides to 'Govern'
• Confederate Statue of Robert E. Lee Removed From The Capitol
• Trump Turns Against Pence, McConnell, Sanity
• Thanks, Centrists ... ?
• Parsing Out the Hope Amid All the Bleakness
• Operation Warp Speed's Distribution of the Vaccine Is Already a Disaster
• The Tan Suit Discourse Is Back!
• It's the Small But Satisfying Humiliations That Help Get Us Through the Day
• Let's Not Overreact to Joe Biden's Efforts to Make Nice with Certain Republicans
• Yesterday Was a ... Good Day?
• As the First Vaccine Is Administered in the U.S., Hope Is Tempered by Confusion
• The President Is Already Angling for Another Humiliating Defeat
• Transition Updates: Trump Slides Back Into Meltdown Mode
• Why Is There So Much Flop Sweat Flying Off of Trump's Twitter Account Today?
• Transition Updates: And You Thought You Hated Giuliani Before
• Correction: Donald Trump Completely Screwed Us On the Pfizer Vaccine
• You're Just Pathetic, Don
• COVID Relief Talks Are Pitting Essential Workers Against the Unemployed
• Are You OK, Republicans?
• In Defense of the Trump Administration's Vaccine Contract with Pfizer
• Melissa Carone Was Convicted for Sending Harassing Sex Tapes
• Voting Democrat in the Georgia Runoffs Is the Easiest $1200 You Will Ever Make
• A MAGA Civil War Is Poised to Blow Up GOP Control of the Senate
• Melissa Carone, Trump's Blonde, Possibly Drunk Star Witness in a Michigan Hearing, Has Gone Viral
• Donald Trump Delivers 'the Most Important Speech' of His Presidency (*wanking motion*)
• Guess Which Social Media Network Would Suffer the Most, If Trump Had His Way?
• Transition Updates: Section 230, Martial Law, and I Beg Your Pardons?
• What Fresh Hell: Sean Hannity, Lou Dobbs, and Cat Turd Are Trending
• Transition Updates: Trump's Running in 2024, and Biden's Getting a Cat
• Twitter Reacts to #DiaperDon in 'Big Man, Little Desk'
• Democracy Holds, No Thanks to Democracy
• Biden Is Determined to Bore Us to Death, and We Ain't Mad
• Carl Bernstein Tweeted Out Some Tea About a Group of Senate Republicans
• Sunday Morning Political Briefs: This Is Who They Are
• We Don't Want to Hear 'It's Not Going to Work' Anymore
• Rudy Giuliani's Unhinged Press Conference Debunked By ... Fox News
• A Top Trump Legal Advisor Knows Exactly Who Donald Trump Is
• No Take Backs, Wayne County, Michigan
• Put His Ass in Prison
• Dear Publishing Industry: Please Don't Give Trump or His Cronies Book Deals!
• Do Your Damn Job, Emily Murphy
• Democracy Holds Again, But Only By a String
• MAGA Mom Raises Hell with Third-Grade Teacher Over Election Results
• Romancing the Runoff: How a Group of Romance Authors Are Fighting For The Georgia Senate Runoff Elections
• Ivanka Trump's Maid of Honor is Sh*tting On Her Former Best Friend
• Ted Cruz Is a Miserable Urine Stain of a Human Being
• As the Tunnel Gets Darker, the Light at the End of It Gets Brighter
• Election Updates: Donald Trump Finally Acknowledges Biden's Win
• President Obama Regretted Not Adding His Signature to Stimulus Checks
• So, What's Really Going On with All these Firings at the Department of Defense?
• All That Trump Anxiety You Are Feeling? The News Media Feeds On It
• Clown Show or Coup D'état? Why Not Both!
• Melania Trump Is Not Your Damsel in Distress: She's As Bad as the Rest of the Trumps
• Trump's Meritless Lawsuits Wouldn't Change the Outcome Even if He Did Win
• Trumpism Slides Toward Its Inexorable Conclusion
• Pod Save America's Tommy Vietor Calls Boris Johnson a 'Shapeshifting Creep' For Joe Biden Comments
• Of Course, He's Going to Be a Dick About It
• The Sights And Sounds in America On November 7th, 2020
• The Presidential Race Has Been Called for Joe Biden
• Election Updates: Saturday Open Thread
• Want To Show Some Love To Stacey Abrams? Buy Her Romance Novels!
• Greta Thunberg Scorched Trump On Twitter And It Was Perfect
• Joe Biden Is On the Cusp of Victory
• Election Dates: After Two Days of Counting, Joe Biden is on the Verge of an Electoral College Victory
• Election Updates: Joe Biden Has a Marginally Easier Path the Victory
• Why Susan Collins Managed to Win in Maine
• 2020 Presidential Election Open Thread
• Election Updates: Win Or Lose, Don Jr., He Will Never Love You
• A Final Election Day Message
• On the Eve of the Election, A Little Hope in the Numbers
• One More Time, with Feeling: The Cruelty is the Point
• Coronavirus Deaths Are 'Almost Nothing' Now, According to Donald Trump Jr.
• What Would Our Lives Even Look Like Without Donald Trump in the White House?
• The Trump Campaign Tried to Recruit Celebrities for Its COVID-19 Ad Campaign. It Didn't Go Well
• Election Updates: It All Comes Down to Pennsylvania, And That Is Very Worrying
• Tucker Carlson's October Surprise Got, uh, Lost in the Mail
• Trump Abandons Rallygoers, Who Are Stranded for Hours in Freezing Temperatures, Pissing Themselves
• Do Not Take Comfort in those Early Voting Articles
• We Are Already in the Midst of a Civil War in America, and It's Being Fought at the Ballot Box
• 'Bake Off' Judge Prue Leith Quits the Tories Over Food Standards But Not Starving Children
• Jared Kushner Assails Black America for Not Trying Hard Enough
• How the Media Disarmed Team Trump's Hunter Biden Surprise Before It Could Explode
• Ten Takeaways from Joe Biden and Donald Trump's Final Debate
• Open Thread: The Third and Final 2020 Presidential Debate
• Election Updates: Why Trump Walked Out of the '60 Minutes' Interview
• Within the Next 10 Years, the GOP Will Come to Democrats Begging to Abolish the Electoral College
• 'The New York' Post Should Be Deplatformed from Social Media
• Watch Out, Folks: Tiffany Trump Is Going to Turn This Whole Thing Around
• Zoom Dick Is Trending Because of Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin
• Donald Trump Calls Fauci a 'Disaster'; We Ponder Whether Chris Pratt Is MAGA
• The Hunter Biden Story is Pure Russian Disinformation, and It Won't Work
• Trumpdates: Donald Trump Cites Parody Article to Support Baseless Conspiracy Theory
• Pfizer May Apply for Emergency Authorization for Its Vaccine in Late November Because Science is Awesome
• Trump Complains, Gets What He Wants, Continues Complaining Anyway
• Yes, There Are Now Coronavirus Romance Novels
• Demi Lovato's Anti-Trump Power Ballad Is Strong
• The Lincoln Project Is the Biggest Grift of Them All
• Maggie Haberman Promotes Idiotic NY Post Story About Hunter Biden
• How the Pride Flag Became Hijacked By the NHS
• Trumpdates: He's Like a Deranged, Feral Animal Backed Into a Corner
• Trumpdates: The Democrats Need More Pete Buttigiegs
• Trumpdates: We Will Never Live Down 'Basket Full of Deplorables'
• What Is Adrenochrome, and How Is It Related to QAnon and Dwayne Johnson?
• Twitter Reacts To Deadline Prematurely Posting Pence Caught COVID
• Utah's Senator Mike Lee Has Thoughts
• Megyn Kelly Is Not a Good Person
• Open Thread: The 2020 Vice Presidential Debate
• Trumpdates: It's Never Too Late to Mess This Up
• Claudia Conway Trends On Twitter Following Whistleblowing TikTok Content
• Trumpdates: Real Men (*Wheeze*) Catch COVID
• Don't Forget About the Disturbing Sexual Harassment Allegations Against Kimberly Guilfoyle
• The Supreme Court Hints that Gay Marriage Could Be Endangered
• Trumpdates: He Is Crazy, and He's a Little Unwell
• A Careless President Trump Tests Positive for Coronavirus, Casting More Uncertainty Over Election
• The Insane 24 Hours Preceding Trump's Positive Infection
• Fox News' John Roberts Is Mad
• What Is Trump On About With These '80 Million Unsolicited Ballots'?
• Donald Trump is Scared to Death of Losing
• Open Thread: The First 2020 President Debate
• Rudy Giuiliani Awkwardly Tries to Suggest Joe Biden Has Dementia
• What Ann Coulter and Others Get Wrong About Donald Trump's Taxes
• John Oliver: 'If Things Seem Hopeless Right Now, It's Because They Are'
• The Times Obtained Trump's Taxes. Here's What We Learned
• Donald Trump Nominates Amy Coney Barrett to Replace Justice Ginsburg
• Donald Trump Does Not Get to Decide Who the Next President Is
• The GOP Condemns Trump's Refusal to Commit to Peaceful Transfer of Power
• The Success of Donald Trump's Election Coup is Not Inevitable
• Ilhan Omar Calls Out Donald Trump After More Nazi Rhetoric
• Do Not Disrespect Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Tucker Carlson
• QAnon: 8Chan Owner Jim Watkins Is Likely Q, or Knows Who Q Is
• Donald Trump Gave Away His Supreme Court/Reelection Strategy This Morning
• Stop Calling Liberals Weak
• We Celebrate the Life and Mourn the Passing of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg
• Serious Question: Will Americans Ever Agree on Anything Again?
• TikTok Banned, Pence Aide Turns on Trump, and Bill O'Reilly's Backward Compliment of Biden
• The President Accused of Sexual Assault (Again); Blames Blue States for Covid Deaths
• Why Am I Not Surprised? Millinocket Wedding, QAnon, and BLM Protestors
• Twitter Labels Biden Video Retweeted by Trump as 'Manipulated'
• We Are So Screwed #SavetheChildren
• Donald Trump, Jr., In His Own Words
• GOP Response to Woodward Book: President Trump Didn't Mess Up, President ... Biden Did?
• The Most Damning Revelations in 'Rage,' Bob Woodward's Forthcoming Book on Trump
• STFU Susan Sarandon (Take 4,458)
• What the Pause in the Oxford University AstraZeneca Vaccine Trial Actually Means
• Kamala Harris and Her Chuck Taylors Are a Mood We Want To Bask In
• Donald Trump Goes After the 'Military Industrial Complex'
• Trump Shutting Down a 159-Year-Old Military Newspaper After Calling Troops 'Losers' and 'Suckers' Is Not a Good Look
• The President Disgraces Himself Again, But This Time It May Actually Matter
• Millinocket Wedding in Maine Now Linked to 144 Coronavirus Cases and Two Deaths
• Is Double Voting a Felony? Asking for a Donald Trump Supporter
• QAnon's Morally Repugnant 6 Percent Conspiracy Theory Has Gone Mainstream
• Did Donald Trump Suffer from a Series of Mini-strokes?
• Why Would Any Sane Person Choose Donald Trump over Joe Biden?
• Jim Gaffigan Explains What He's Learned Since He 'Lost His Mind'
• It's the Coronavirus, Stupid
• Comedian Jim Gaffigan Unloads on Donald Trump
• Becki Falwell Allegedly Went Down On Her Son's Friend and Bandmate
• Donald Delivers a Flaccid RNC Speech; Melania Shoots a Death Stare at Ivanka
• Over 100 Cases Linked to Smash Mouth Concert at Sturgis, South Dakota
• Someone Made the Perfect RNC Theme Song
• Jared Kushner Is Not a Good Person
• The 'Law and Order Party' Is Lining Up Behind a Literal Teenage Murderer
• With New Guidelines, Politicized CDC Is Out of Its Damn Mind
• Kenosha Police Officers Ignore White Shooter Carrying Rifle Trying to Surrender Himself
• Why is Twitter Dunking on Dean Cain Today? (It's Because of Frank Whaley and Jon Voight)
• Kimberly Guilfoyle and 'Donald Trump, Jr.' Put on a Helluva Show On Night One of the RNC
• The New York AG's Office Subpoenas Eric Trump in Suit Against Trump Organization
• Jerry Falwell, Jr. Reveals His, Had an Affair with the Pool Boy
• Donald Trump is Considering Pulling a Putin on the Vaccine
• Kellyanne Conway Resigns After Her Teen Daughter, Claudia, Alleges Abuse
• In Secretly Recorded Audio, Trump's Sister Unloads On the President
• Are Trump's Efforts to Sabotage Mail-In Voting Backfiring Spectacularly?
• Steve Buscemi Narrates What is Essentially the Honest Trailers Version of the Biden Campaign
• Sean Hannity Privately Says That Donald Trump is 'Batsh*t Crazy'
• Joe Biden Is Not the Ideal Candidate, But He May Be The Right One for Now
• Donald Trump Has Baby Chicken Blood On His Hands
• On Night 3 of the DNC, Obama Scorches Trump and Kamala Wins Over A Lot of 'Chithis'
• Laura Loomer, Who Couldn't Get a Job at an Office Depot, Wins FL GOP Primary
• The Biggest Controversy from Night 2 of the DNC Was a Non-Controversy
• Remote Learning May Be the Most Evil of Necessary Evils
• Welcome to Our Home, Republicans; Don't Move the Furniture
• Michelle Obama Gives a Blistering Speech at the DNC
• Ben Shapiro Gets 'Joker' Trending On Twitter, But Let's Talk About Trixie and Katya's Return
• Melania Still Won't Hold His Hand
• Reddit Chooses Their Top Presidential Pick From A Pool Of Any Person Living, Dead, Or Fictional
• 'The Simpsons' Responds To Trump Team's Comparing Kamala Harris To Marge Simpson
• Don't Read Too Much Into the New CNN Poll
• Robert Trump, the Brother of Donald Trump, Has Died
• 'Boys State' is the Scariest Movie I've Seen All Year
• How Can We Ensure Our Vote Will Count in November?
• It's Not Just Voter Suppression; Trump is Trying to Sew Chaos and Uncertainty Into the Results
• The Pandemic That Should Cost Trump the Election May Allow Him to Steal This Election
• 'Why Do I Keep Getting Trump Ads On Your Site?'
• Jeannine Pirro Isn't Making a Threat Against Biden; She's Trying to Scare White People
• A Day After Kamala Harris Is Selected as VP, Birtherism In All Its Insidiousness Returns
• Donald Trump and the GOP Now Welcome an Openly Racist, Anti-Semitic QAnon Conspiracy Theorist
• It Sure Didn't Take Long for the Racist Nonsense to Start, Did It?
• No One Is More Excited About the Biden/Harris Ticket than Katie Holmes
• Maya Rudolph Reacts to the Selection of Kamala Harris as Biden's VP
• Joe Biden Has Chosen Kamala Harris As the Vice Presidential Nominee
• DNC Convention Speakers Announced, While Biden's VP Pick is Imminent
• Ben Shaprio Does Not Get His Wife Off
• Dumb, Meet Stupid: Thousands of Motorcyclers Risk Their Lives to See ... Smash Mouth
• Why Can't Mt. Rushmore Add Donald Trump's Face?
• Donald Trump's Executive Orders to Stimulate the Economy Are Malarkey
• Can We Talk About that Racy Jerry Falwell, Jr. Photo?
• The Georgia Student Expelled For Exposing School's Lack Of COVID Precautions Credits John Lewis For Her Rebellion
• As the Economy Sputters, Democrats and Republicans Are at an Impasse
• Tomi Lahren is Canceling Men
• New York Attorney General Letitia James Is Dissolving the NRA
• Students Are Returning to Schools; It's Not Going Well
• Be Thankful You Don't Live in Georgia
• Suck It, Chuck Todd: The Anchor Is Demoted at MSNBC
• The Stupidity on Display in Trump's Latest Interview is Staggering
• An October Surprise Vaccine Will Not Save Donald Trump
• Twitter Drags The Trump Spawn With Band Name Prompt
• Things Are Bad When the Trump Campaign Is Sending Jason Miller to Speak On Its Behalf
• Sarah Cooper Mocks Donald Trump's Threat to Block TikTok on TikTok
• What If 'Hamilton' Was About Donald Trump Rap Battling The Ghost Of Ronald Reagan
• Jared Kushner's Failed Federal Response Has U.S. Covid Testing 'On the Brink of Collapse'
• Donald Trump Seems to Have Given Up. That Should Terrify Us
• Herman Cain Dies of Covid-19, After Attending Trump's Tulsa Rally
• Why Can't Donald Trump Delay the Election?
• Donad Trump Calls for a Delay in the Election
• GOP Congressman and Anti-Masker Louie Gohmert Tests Positive for Coronavirus
• Here's the Lincoln Project Dismantling Susan Collins
• Instagram Deletes Madonna Post Promoting Stella Immanuel's Crackpottery
• Twitter Deletes Trump Tweet, Suspends Jr.'s Account Over False Claims About Hydroxychloroquine
• Labour's Civil War Continues: Antisemitism, Defamation, And A Social Media Boycott
• Trash Former Senator Chris Dodd Is Out There Trying to Sabotage Kamala Harris' VP Chances
• Here's the Exciting 'All-Star' Lineup of Speakers for the Republican Convention!
• Baseball Is Back, But Even That Is Political
• Trump's 'Operation Legend' is Some Real Handmaid's Tale Bullsh*t
• How the Next Coronavirus Stimulus Plan is Shaping Up
• In Bizarre Fox News Clip, Trump Again Brags About Passing Dementia Test
• In the School Reopening Debate, Teachers Get an Unexpected Champion: Dave Grohl
• Trump Gives Vaguely Lucid Press Conference, Undoes It with Four Words
• 'Utterly Damning': The UK's Russia Report Is Finally Published
• Fox News Sued Over Sexual Misconduct by Ed Henry, Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity
• 'St. Louis Ken And Karen' McCloskey Each Charged With Felony Unlawful Use Of A Weapon
• Promising Results from Two Vaccine Studies Released Today
• The Megyn vs. Soledad Twitter Kerfuffle Obscures the Real Issue
• Chris Wallace Interviewed Sweaty Donald Trump for Fox News. It Did Not Go Well
• Wait, Trump's Playing 'CATS' At His Rallies?!
• Chuck Woolery Deletes Twitter Account After His Son Is Infected with Coronavirus
• Mask-Hating Karens Get The Anthem They Deserve
• Chris Cuomo: 'You Tell Me How the President ... Has Time for This Bullsh*t?'
• Brad Parscale Demoted as Trump's Campaign Manager Amid Unfounded Rumors of Hope Hicks Affair
• Sara Gideon Will Face Off Against Susan Collins in November
• Ivanka Trump Dragged For Promoting Goya, Breaking The Law
• Bari Weiss Quits NYTimes, Citing 'Hostile Work Environment'
• Tucker Carlson Takes A 'Long-Planned' Vacation After Essentially Defending Racist Writer
• Maybe Biden Can Be the Warren/AOC/Sanders' Trojan Horse
• The Media Will Survive Just Fine Without Trump
• Herd Immunity in the United States? It Sure Looks Like It
• The Supreme Court, Including Trump's Two Appointees, Deliver a Defeat to the President
• No Sh*t, Donald Trump Paid Someone Else Take His SATs
• Trump Tries to Make Schools Reopening a Wedge Issue
• Get Ready for Four Months of Trump's Nonsensical Culture War
• Olivier Assayas's 'Wasp Network' Collapses the Barrier Between Personal and Political
• The First Revelations from Mary Trump's Book Are Rolling Out
• St. Louis 'Ken' Is Upset His Life Has 'Been Ruined' For Pointing An Automatic Weapon At Peaceful Protestors
• The Surest Sign Something is 100 Percent True is When Trump Calls It a 'Hoax'
• The Latest on the Coronavirus: More Positive Data on a Vaccine, and ... Bar Lives Matter?
• The Decision of Social Media Networks to Crack Down on Trump Now Is Not a Coincidence
• Scared Of Lesbian Teen, Mormon Church Cuts Her Mic
• Trump Is a 'Danger to the National Security' Of the U.S., Say Trump Advisors
• Trump Ignored Intelligence That Russia Placed Bounties on American Soldiers
• 'Ken and Karen' Are Being Dragged for Pointing Guns at Peaceful Protestors
• Jon Stewart's Toothless Political Commentary 'Irresistible' Ignorantly Centers Whiteness
• The Cruelty, As Always, Is the Point: Trump Seeks to Kill ACA During Pandemic
• What Joe Biden's Historic Lead Means Right Now
• The Unraveling of George and Kellyanne Conway's Marriage in 5 Tweets
• Maggie Haberman Is Right about Joe Biden, But It's Completely Beside the Point
• Stephen Colbert Takes John Bolton to Task for Not Testifying During the Impeachment
• Columbus, Ohio Could Become 'Flavortown,' And Other Racist Tributes That Have Been Toppled This Week
• Scientists and Medical Professionals Continue to Quietly Clean Up Messes Made by Politicians
• 'Last Week Tonight' Examines How Prisons Are Actively Killing Their Prisoners
• The Lincoln Project Compares Trump's Tulsa Rally to His Penis
• Donald Trump's Tulsa Rally Was a Disaster
• AG William Barr to SDNY U.S. Attorney: 'You're Fired!'; U.S. Attorney: 'Nuh Uh'
• Losing Badly in the Polls, Trump is Eager to Delegitimize November Election Results
• Trump's Supreme Court Blocks Trump from Ending DACA
• Donald Trump's Tulsa Rally Looks Increasingly Insane
• The Great Thing About the Bombshells in John Bolton's Memoir Is How They Don't Matter!
• Twitter Baffled By Outrage For Officer 'Karen' As She Cries Over An Egg McMuffin
• Good Morning! Wear a Mask. Wear a Mask. WEAR A MASK
• Dexamethasone Is Being Hailed as a 'Major Breakthrough' in Covid-19 Treatment
• Neil Gorsuch Sides with Gay and Trans Community in Supreme Court Opinion
• Black Lives Matter Protests Are Ongoing Thanks To Teens, Moms, And Drag Queens
• Actor Ron Perlman Gets Into a Twitter Beef with Ted Cruz, Matt Gaetz
• After the President's Bizarre Behavior, #Rampgate, #TrumpIsUnwell Trend on Twitter
• Why Are People Fighting Over Christopher Columbus Statues?
• The President Wants You To Know Exactly Who He Is
• White Celebrities and the NAACP Team Up for an 'I Take Responsibility' PSA
• Tear 'Em All Down: 'Cops' Canceled, Confederate Flags Come Down, Trump's Star Destroyed Again
• 'We Are in the End-Game of Early-Stage Authoritarianism,' Says Stacey Abrams
• 27 Percent of Americans Believe that Donald Trump is a Man of Faith
• Twitter Reacts To Tucker Carlson Attacking 'Sesame Street's Elmo
• So-Called Rage Against the Machine "Fans" Keep Getting Angry At Tom Morello's Political Opinions
• The President Tweets a Conspiracy Theory About the Buffalo Protestor Shoved by Police
• Spike Lee Shares How 'Do The Right Thing' Connects To George Floyd And Black Lives Matter Marches
• Coronavirus Updates: Infection Rates Remain Persistently High, but the Number of Deaths is Declining (Plus, Beware of an October Surprise)
• More Statues Commemorating Racists Are Coming Down, Thanks To Black Lives Matter Movement
• The President's Polls Are in the Tank, and He Knows It
• Don't Be Fooled: Piers Morgan's Sudden Political U-Turn Is All About Looking Out For Piers Morgan
• Why We Say 'There Are No Good Cops'
• After Surprising Jobs Numbers, Donald Trump Gives a Rambling, Looney Tunes Speech
• David Oyelowo Speaks Out About The Academy Awards Backlash Over 'Selma' Cast's Black Lives Matter Activism
• Amber Ruffin Shares Her Stories Of Encounters With Racist Cops
• Donald Trump 'Discusses' George Floyd and Police Violence, In His Own Words
• Dwayne Johnson Takes To Instagram To Give A Powerful Speech About The State Of America Now
• John Boyega's Black Lives Matter Activism Will Not End His Career, Hollywood Promises
• Nicole Byers Of 'Nailed It!' Has Put Together A Script So You Can Talk To Your Kids About Racism
• 'Star Wars's John Boyega Risks His Career By Joining Black Lives Matter Protest, but 'F**k That'
• Statues Commemorating Racists Taken Down Across America
• 'Late Night' Takes A Closer Look At The White Supremacy That Caused The Violence At Protests
• Ivanka Trump Dragged For Using LGBTQ+ Hashtag To Shade Black Lives Matter Protests
• Anderson Cooper Powerfully Expresses Disgust with the 'Little Big Man' in the White House
• The President Poses for a Photo Op After Declaring Quasi-Martial Law
• How To Help The Protestors On The Front Lines: An Incomplete List Of Places To Donate
• As Trump Rants, Governors Express Alarm at Calls to 'Dominate' Protestors
• Police Provoke and Inflame Protests in Santa Monica
• Jake Paul is Not the Story
• Jimmy Kimmel on Donald Trump: 'Enough if Enough. We Gotta Vote This Guy Out Already'
• A Black CNN Reporter Was Arrested For Doing Nothing; Derek Chauvin Still Hasn't Been
• Twitter and Trump Continue Their Path Toward Mutual Self Destruction
• What Even Does Donald Trump's Executive Order Targeting Social Media Mean?
• This Guy Yelling at the Other Guy on CNBC is Immensely Satisfying
• As Expected, Trump Went Ballistic After Twitter Fact Checked Him
• 'Please Delete [Donald Trump's] Tweets. My Wife Deserves Better.'
• The Mask Wars Are Exhausting as They Are Dumb
• Twitter Reacts to Boris Johnson Defending His Lockdown-Breaking Advisor Dominic Cummings
• Snowflake Donald Trump Triggered by Fox News
• Amy Klobuchar Being Vetted for VP Consideration
• After the Press Secretary Targets Him, Jimmy Kimmel Goes After the 'Hydroxy Horror Show'
• Voter Suppression in the Time of Corona
• Ignoring the Pandemic, The President Is Officially Back on His Bullsh*t
• Nancy Pelosi Fat Shames Our Idiot President
• Teachers Are Not The Enemy
• Bill Pullman Responds To Trump Deep Fake of 'Independence Day' Speech
• Here's Everything You Need to Know About ObamaGate
• Donald Trump Believes If You Don't Test, You Won't Get Sick
• What It's Like for a Reporter to Cover a Reopening Rally of Trump Supporters
• MelaniaGate May Be the Biggest Scandal of the 21st Century
• Paul Manafort Released from Prison, Will Serve Out the Rest of His Term at Home
• Accusing a Cable News Host of Murder Is Not the Worst Thing Trump Has Done in the Last 24 Hours
• 'Last Week Tonight' And The Infuriating Cruelty Of Our General Apathy
• Donald Trump Sent 125 Tweets and Retweets Yesterday. Here's the One that Matters
• Briefly: The Treasury Secretary's Attempt to Own Guns 'n Roses Lead Singer On Twitter Backfires Spectacularly
• Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel Ridicule the President for His Attacks on Late-Night Hosts
• Here's the Political Ad Made by Republicans that Infuriated Donald Trump
• We Must Not Normalize Death
• Joe Biden Addresses Tara Reade Allegations: 'This Never Happened'
• Meghan McCain Has Finally Stopped Saying Trump Is Gonna Win
• Can Joe Biden Win the Presidency by Default?
• Late Night Hosts Roast Mike Pence For Refusing to Wear a Mask at the Mayo Clinic
• Social Media Reacts to Elon Musk Supporting Reopening of the Country Amid Lockdown
• Just Kidding, Fox News Is Still Trying to Get People Killed (Take It Away, Tucker)
• Fox News Fires Diamond & Silk For Spreading Conspiracy Theories, Yet Still Keeps Thongy Limerick Around
• Watch The Appalled Expressions of Those Standing Behind The President While He Speaks
• The Stupid Conspiracy Theory About Bill Gates and the Mark of the Beast, Explained
• Twitter Reacts To Trump Suggesting Injecting Bleach To Cure COVID-19
• OK, Maybe Meghan McCain Really Is Voting for Joe Biden
• The Anti-Lockdown Protests Are Not Real Life
• Meghan McCain Loves The Trump Ad Attacking Nancy Pelosi, As Most Smug Idiots Do
• Meghan McCain Supports the Armed Idiots Demanding We 'Reopen America', Of Course
• Inciting Armed Revolts to 'Liberate America' Is Exactly What We Need Right Now. Great Job, Clowny
• Wall Street Tells Sentient Yam 'Not' to Reopen America Early, Didn't See That Coming
• What Must It Feel Like Not to Give a Damn About Anyone Else?
• Franklin Graham Can't Believe People Won't Let Him Be a Bigot During a Crisis
• The President Halts Funding to WHO, Delays Stimulus Checks to Add His Name
• On Joe Biden and the Nonsensical Leftist Bogeyman of 'The Way Things Were'
• Ebullient Democrats React After the Wisconsin GOP Trips Over Its Own Feet
• How One Question Blew a Hole in an Unraveling President's Dopey PR Stunt
• Less Terrifying Picks For The US 'Council to Re-Open America' Than Ivanka And The Gang
• When Things Go Back to 'Normal,' Never Forget How Batsh*t Dangerous Evangelicals Acted
• France Sets Re-Open Date, as U.S. States Mull Plans to Circumvent the President
• America Is Recruiting an Army of Contact Tracers
• 'Last Week Tonight' Gives Us The Rat Erotica Hope We Didn't Know We Needed
• The Political Media Is Goading the President into Firing Anthony Fauci
• Contact Tracing? There's An App for That (Or Soon Will Be, Thanks to Google and Apple)
• Your 8 Billionth Reminder That Republicans Really Want to Sacrifice Our Lives for the Economy
• An Update on That Idiot's Easter Sunday Evangelical Woodstock or Whatever
• Bernie Sanders Drops Out of the Democratic Race; Joe Biden Becomes the Presumptive Nominee
• 'Who Gives a Sh**?': An Exasperated Stephen Colbert Is Fed Up with The President
• No, Pat Robertson Didn't Say Oral Sex Caused the Pandemic, but He Does Promise It Will Be Over by Easter
• What Happened to The Wing, the Feminist Utopia Women's Club Whose Dream Went Sour?
• Livid CNN Anchors Are Done with this President
• Do We Really Need To Explain That 'Karen' Is Not a Slur Now?!
• What is the Actual Science Behind Hydroxychloroquine?
• John Oliver on Jeremy Renner, Jared Kushner: 'I Hate This Moment In Human History So Much'
• Florida Adds Religious Exemption to Stay-At-Home Orders, so Get Ready for Some Bullsh*t
• Your Grammy's Life May Depend on Jared Kushner
• The 'God and Guns' Crowd Is Getting Ready to God and Gun Us to Death
• Whoopi Goldberg Asks Bernie Sanders Why the Hell He's Still in the Race
• Meghan McCain: Employers or the Government Should Double the Pay of Essential Workers
• A NYTimes Political Reporter Tells a Critical Infectious Disease Expert to 'Move On.' It Did Not End Well
• Chris Cuomo Tests Positive, Is Probably Going to Get a lot of Ribbing From Brother, Andrew
• What Stupid Mess Did Evangelicals Make Now? Liberty University Edition
• Donald Trump Tweets Angrily About Meghan and Harry Moving to Los Angeles
• Meet The Goop Contributor Who's Decided The Pandemic Is Fake, Just Like AIDS!
• Exhausted Seth Meyers Is All Of Us
• Republicans Are Making a Run at Planned Parenthood Under the Shadow of Quarantine
• The President Fires Off a Cease and Desist Order Against His Own Words
• The Federalist Is Endorsing 'Infection Parties' Now, Wonderful
• Potentially Game-Changing News: Mass At-Home Testing May Be Coming
• Daniel Dae Kim Provides More Anecdotal Evidence of the Effectiveness of Hydroxychloroquine
• Seth Meyers Gives Us 'A Closer Look' From His Hallway Because He Loves Us
• Before You Allow Yourself to be Crippled By Fear, Remember This: Medical Professionals Perform Miracles as a Matter of Course
• Meghan McCain Is Pregnant. Yay?
• Why It Was Necessary for the Democrats to Reject the Stimulus Package
• Look for the Helpers, Because They Are Everywhere Right Now
• They All Knew. The Republicans Knew and They Profited Off Our Asses
• Encouraging Covid-19 Treatments Currently Being Tested: Hydroxychloroquine, Resochin, Remdesivir
• Meghan McCain Freakin' Loves That Trump Calls It the 'Chinese Virus'
• Tulsi Gabbard drops Out, Endorses Joe Biden
• EU Urges Netflix to Slow Down Streaming To Stop the Internet From Breaking
• The University of Minnesota Is Conducting Clinical Trials for Successful Covid-19 Treatment
• Holy Shit, Republicans Really Are the Mayor From 'Jaws'
• Here's a View that's Dramatically Less Bleak than the Imperial College Study
• A Year Later, We're Right Back Where We Started
• Gov. Andrew Cuomo Arguing with Brother Chris on Live TV Over Who is Mom's Favorite is Perfection
• The Latest on the Coronavirus: Real Heroes Wear Lab Coats, and They Are Going to Save Our Asses
• This is What Happens When You Put Jared Kushner in Charge of the Brain Trust
• Meghan McCain Tried to 'Both Sides' the Coronavirus
• Eminem And Tay Zonday Just Twitter Dunked Marco Rubio
• Evangelical Churches Stay Open Because the Holy Spirit Will Stop the Coronavirus, Oh Word?
• John Oliver Gives Us the Reassuring But Direct Talk We Didn't Know We Needed