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The Pajiba Fictional Character Sex Tournament - The F*ckening Finals

By Rebecca Pahle | Miscellaneous | April 6, 2016 |

By Rebecca Pahle | Miscellaneous | April 6, 2016 |

Well bless my stars and garters. You sons of bitches really did it. You voted Poe Dameron out of the Fuckening.


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Goodnight, sweet prince. May flights of hip-swaggering pilots lead thee to thy rest.

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And with that, our Fuckening final comes down to two strong-willed badasses from the 1940s with double lives and a penchant for really cool hats. Man, it’s almost like you all have a type or something. I’d be completely OK with Peggy and Indy putting aside their rivalry and proving their sexual prowess in a mutual capacity, ahem ahem, but we do have to pick a winner.

Spy vs scientist.

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Woman vs man.

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Recent obsession vs. eternal, undying thirst.

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It all comes down to this.

THE FUCKENING. Who is better in bed, Peggy Carter or Indiana Jones?

Vote early and vote often. I don’t care about fair play. Clear those cookies and get down to doing the Lord’s work. We have a Fuckening champion to crown.