Diego Luna/Jabba the Hutt Is the Greatest Love Story of Our Age
You may love Jabba the Hutt (you don’t love Jabba the Hutt), but you don’t love Jabba the Hutt (you don’t love Jabba the Hutt) the way Rogue One: A Star Wars Story star and all-around dreamboat Diego Luna loves Jabba the Hutt. By which I mean, he keeps bringing up how much he wants to touch Jabba’s sweet, rubbery body during the Rogue One press tour.
let diego luna touch jabba the hutt pic.twitter.com/Xjgwh67SsO— stardust (@tolkienianjedi) December 19, 2016
“Jabba, come on. Touching him, his belly! I’m so tempted.”
“Jabba, I want to touch Jabba. I know it sounds gross, but it might be delicious.”
[Asked whether he’d rather French Jabba or punch an Ewok] “Then I’ll say, a [French] kiss with Jabba. He’s an amazing character, come on! The texture, I’m very curious to touch that texture.”
“It’s quite an interesting character. I don’t know, that texture of his skin is just something that obsesses me.”
“Jabba. I’ve always wanted to touch him. The texture of Jabba is something I need to discover.”
“I’m obsessed with the texture of Jabba.”
Someone even made a “My Heart Will Go On” fanvid about Luna’s love that dare not speak its name.
No kinkshaming will be allowed in the comments. Let this man live his truth.
The fanfic awakens. pic.twitter.com/EDz1AsGitS— The Playlist (@ThePlaylist) December 20, 2016
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