In Case You Forgot How Much of a Complete Tool James Woods Is

By Rebecca Pahle | Twitter | October 21, 2016 |

By Rebecca Pahle | Twitter | October 21, 2016 |

Friendly reminder: If you’re an anonymous troll who jokingly calls Stuart Little 2 voice actor and cantankerous conservative James Woods a “cocaine addict” and a “clown” on Twitter, Woods will flip the fuck out and hit you with a $10 million defamation lawsuit, because James Woods is a9N ALLEGED) hypocritical whiner with absolutely no sense of proportion. We haven’t heard much about the lawsuit since last February, when a judge gave Woods the go-ahead to pursue his complaint, reversing a decision he’d made several months earlier.

Today, the following exchange between Woods and Lisa Bloom, the lawyer defending the anonymous Twitter user known as “Abe List,” took place:

The slime who libeled me just dropped his appeal contesting my victorious SLAPP motion. Perennial loser @LisaBloom isn't yapping so much now

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) October 21, 2016

Hi James. As you surely know, my client died. Have a nice day and stay classy! https://t.co/WagDlhEcBB

— Lisa Bloom (@LisaBloom) October 21, 2016

Eesh.

.@LisaBloom And how classy of you, dear, to announce his death on @Twitter. Slinking into the spotlight at his family's expense? #Lovely

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) October 21, 2016

Eeeeesh.

.@LisaBloom Having spent time listening to you, he's no doubt in a better place. Keep losing, dear.

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) October 21, 2016

Eeeeeeeeeeeesh.

Also, somewhat hilariously, Woods initially sent his invective (“DEAR”) to singer Lisa Loeb instead of Lisa Bloom, claiming autocorrect. Then he immediately deleted the Tweets and asked Loeb out for dinner instead.

@LisaBloom If you explore his page more… creepy 😳 pic.twitter.com/e7qavhlZGX

— Tessa (@TrillTessa) October 21, 2016

James Woods is (ALLEGEDLY) an idiot.

Guys. I think the DDOS attack today might have been Twitter committing hara-kiri because of James Woods.