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• 'Salaar' vs. 'Dunki': How Indian Cinema's Industry Pettiness Prevented Their Own Barbenheimer Moment
• Instead of the 'The Crown,' Watch These Docuseries About Scandalous European Aristocrats
• Should Carey Mulligan Play a White Latina in 'Maestro'?
• Drake, Matt Rife and the Impulse To Turn on Your Fanbase For Male Recognition
• FYC: Sharon Horgan Can Get Away With Murdering Us.
• Culture Owes Rina Sawayama More Popularity
• Pie is Better Than Cake IF YOU'RE AN AMERICAN WHO'S NEVER TRIED MILHOJAS: A Response
• 'Obituary' Is How You Make a Great Unlikeable Female Character
• 'Drops of God' Is an Apple TV+ Hidden Gem
• 'The Pigeon Tunnel' Is a Compelling but Scarce Introduction to John Le Carré
• 'The Morning Show' Needs to Cut It With the Tired, Basic Needle-Drops
• Pharrell and Louis Vuitton Create a $1 Million Dollar Handbag
• A Spoilery Recap of 'Invasion' Season 2
• Does Apple TV+ Watch Their Own Shows?
• Sex Scenes Can Have a Point. Take 'Virgin River,' For Example
• A Decade Ago, Lorde Became the Music Hero We Needed with 'Pure Heroine'
• Sam Levinson Stole the Entire Look of 'Euphoria' From Artist Petra Collins
• Taylor Swift Fans Had a Totally Reasonable Reaction to Olivia Wilde's Mom Joke
• Michael Mann Announces 'Heat 2' as His Follow Up to 'Ferrari'
• Julio Iglesias and The Insane Story of His (Alleged) Illegitimate Son
• Hasan Minhaj Neglected the Truth in His 'Emotional Truth'
• The Daily Show Already Has the Perfect Permanent Hosts
• One More Thing 'And Just Like That...' Failed to Do
• Country Music Chose a Small Town When It Could've Had the World
• Sharlto Copley Shines in 'Ted K,' a Nuanced Take on The Late Unabomber
• 'Never Have I Ever' Helps Us Reconcile With Our High School Selves
• 25 Years Ago, 'Godzilla' Taught Me That Movies Could Be Bad
• Why Are So Many People Who Aren't South Asian Watching 'Indian Matchmaking'?
• Australian Turns Luxury Penthouse into Showroom for $2 Million Sports Car
• What the Names of the Roy Children in 'Succession' Actually Mean
• Which Ex-Fugees Member Is The Messiest?
• How Chile Fumbled Having the Most Progressive Constitution in the World
• The Best and Worst of the Met Gala 2023: Karl Lagerfeld Would've Hated It
• Zoe Lister-Jones Seeks Her Identity Through The Multiverse in Roku's 'Slip'
• We Are Not Supposed to Like the Stealth-Wealth Fashion of 'Succession'
• 'Wolf Hound': The Other 2022 Movie With Practical Aerial Stunts
• 'Totally Completely Fine' Is Totally Completely More Fine than '13 Reasons Why'
• Actual Archeologists Debunk's Graham Hancock's 'Ancient Apocalypse'
• Review: The Apocalyptic Comedy 'Class of '07' on Prime Video
• Coachella 2023: An (Updated) Guide to the Artists You Should Stream (Minus One Frank Ocean)
• 'Maestro In Blue' Review: Netflix's First Greek Series Is a Slow-Burn Drama
• Is Netflix's 'Translatlantic' Based on the True Story of Mary Jayne Gold?
• Donald Trump Has Been Charged. Let's Take Stock of What This Moment Means
• Season 2 of Netflix's 'The Kingdom' Is an Epic Melodrama of Power, Politics, and Perversion
• Zayn Malik, Selena Gomez and Millennial Hollywood's Three Dating Clusters
• Let's Catch Up With the Cringiest Moments of 'MILF Manor'
• Was Marvel Studios' Producer Victoria Alonso Scapegoated on a Technicality?
• Just How Biased Is the Oscar for Best Costume Design?
• Netflix Cancels Nancy Meyers' Romcom Over Budget Issues
• 'The Pandemic Had Minimal Mental Health Impacts': Twitter Reacts to the Worst Medical Study Ever.
• Jodie Turner-Smith Was the Champion of the Oscars' Red Carpet
• 'The Kingdom' Season 2 Trailer: Netflix Should've Made This Religious Satire a Bigger Hit
• How Diane Warren Lost the Oscar for Best Song 14 Times
• One Year After the Invasion: The Russians Who Didn't Hush
• 'Navalny' Documentary Tipped for Oscar Win Despite Overlooking His Controversial Past
• Allow Pedro Pascal to Introduce You to Chilean Snacks
• The Weekend's Red Carpet Fashion: SAGs vs Césars vs NAACPs
• The One Way You Could Make a Great Michael Jackson Biopic
• The Controversy Around 'Atomic Heart,' the Soviet-Inspired ... 'Answer' to 'Bioshock'
• The Colossal Flop Shaking the French Film Industry: 'Asterix & Obelix'
• Festival de Viña Del Mar: The Messiest, Saddest, Campiest Music Festival In the World
• Matty Healy from The 1975 Is On His Dumb Rockstar Era
• The 'He Gets Us' Christians Are the Germans That Looked the Other Way
• 80th Anniversary: Life and Fate of Three Movies Called "Stalingrad"
• Guillermo Del Toro to Adapt Kazuo Ishiguro's 'The Buried Giant' as Animated Film
• A Realistic History of the Wizarding Schools In the Harry Potter Universe
• 'All Quiet On The Western Front' Highlights the Failures of '1917'
• 'The Quiet Girl' Review: How Could Anyone Leave This Girl With Strangers?
• Netflix's 'Represent' ('En Place') Is the Funniest Political Satire Since 'Veep'
• TLC's 'MILF Manor' Took Away My Sweetness
• The Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder Feud Has Been Revealing
• 'Women at War' Review: The French Can Do Schlocky Prestige Melodrama as Well as Americans
• An Even More Updated List of (Film Bro) Red Flag Movies
• 'Hello, Tomorrow!': Apple TV+ Takes Billy Crudup Off the Bench for Dark Comedy
• Three Albums for Winter: SZA's 'SOS'; Christine and the Queens 'Redcar les adorables étoiles' and Weyes Blood 'And in the Darkness, Hearts aglow'
• 'Aftersun' Does Not Need Its Ending Explained
• 'Ginny & Georgia' Season 2 Review, But Only the Parts You Can Skip
• A Mid-Season Catch-Up on 'Criminal Minds: Evolution'
• Is a Subscription to Nebula (the Premium YouTube Platform) Worth It?
• The French Right Attacks Omar Sy's Thoughtful Comments on the Ukrainian War
• Brazil's Own January 6th, or South America Is So Exhausting
• Details About a Scandal Involving Tini Stoessel, Rodrigo De Paul, and Camila Homs
• Pelé Built It
• The Size of Remote Controls These Days: A Measured Response
• Spoilers: 'Emily in Paris' Season 3: Emily For Once Is Not the Source of Drama
• The Existential Horror of Jeremy Clarkson
• Review: 'United Passions,' FIFA's Propaganda Movie About Itself
• 'Oppenheimer' Trailer: Christopher Nolan Goes All Mood Piece With His Most Conflicted Hero Yet
• 'El Presidente: Corruption Game' Is an Outstanding Crime Biopic
• Prime Video's 'El Presidente' Is a Fun, Meta-take on Scorsese and FIFA-gate
• 'Harry and Meghan' and the Manufactured Outrage Over the Meghan Curtsy
• Netflix's 'FIFA Uncovered' Is a Great Introduction to Its History
• Anti-Qatar 2022: Triangle of Cowardice
• Anti-Qatar 2022: The Exceptional Tragedy of this World Cup
• 'Emily in Paris' Season 3 Trailer: Now She's Two-Timing Employers!
• Frank Miller Will Adapt 'Corto Maltese' for TV and That Is Worrisome
• 'The Crown' Season 5 and Our Republican Obsession With Monarchies
• 'Corsage' Review: Eat Your Heart Out Peter Morgan
• Pablo Milanés 1943-2022: The Heart Beats on the Left
• 'Lamborghini: The Man Behind the Legend' Is Dull
• Actual Working Models Took to Instagram to Read Nepo Babies For Filth
• Noah Centineo Might Actually Have Some Promise in 'The Recruit' Trailer
• Pop Divas vs. The Pandemic: Carly Rae Jepsen, Taylor Swift, and Rina Sawayama
• If You Want to Save the World, Choose Your Targets Wisely
• Kanye West Is No Tragic Figure
• Lessons Ryan Murphy Could Learn from 'Five Days at Memorial'
• Prime Video's 'Argentina, 1985' Tackles the Trial of the Juntas
• 'The Crown' Season 5 Trailer Featuring Elizabeth Debicki as Princess Diana
• 'Slow Horses' Season 2 Trailer: The Best Worst Agents in British Intelligence Are Back
• In 'God's Creatures,' A Mother Has to Choose Between Her Son or the Truth
• Subjecting My Latino Self to Mexican Week on 'The Great British Bake Off'
• 'The Empress' Review: Netflix's 'The Crown' for the Austro-Hungarian Empire Deserves More
• Now on HBO Max: 'Saving the King' Shows Us Why We Need the Spanish Spinoff of 'The Crown'
• Netflix's 'Kleo' Is the Darkly Comic (East) German 'Killing Eve'
• Dissing Pitchfork's List of The Top 250 Songs of the '90s: These Are Not the Latinos You Were Looking For
• 'My Father's Dragon' Trailer: Cartoon Saloon Is The Best Western Animation Studio
• 'The English' Trailer: Hugo Blick Returns in Revenge Western Starring Emily Blunt
• Let's Overthink The Joyous 'Dark Brandon' Meme
• The Synth Wave Perfection of 'Never Have I Ever's' Soundtrack
• Finnish Prime Minister Sanna Marin Caught In An Act of Unspeakable Coolness
• Two Retired Mobsters Discuss The Bodies Found In the Drying Lake Mead
• Let's Talk About Holes: A French Chapter of 'Extinction Rebellion' Sabotaged a Wasteful Golf Court
• 'God's Creatures' Trailer: Emily Watson Stars In Irish Drama About The Limits of Motherly Love
• Important New Album Reviews: 'Bronco' by Orville Peck; 'Dance Fever' by Florence And The Machine & 'Avec Les Yeux' by Fishbach
• How Are We Supposed to Feel Excited About VFX Anymore? (Or How Unionized Labor Improves The Product Too)
• Pope Francis Puts the Kibosh on the Opus Dei, Your Least Favorite SCOTUS' Justices' Favorite Catholic Sect
• Do We Need To Explain You Why Casting James Franco As Fidel Castro Is Wrong?
• The Kind of Friends You Should Have By Age 30
• Shakira Risks Serious Jail Time for Tax Evasion
• Explain Why 'Friday Night Lights' Didn't Become a Huge Hit in Middle America?
• 'Money Heist Korea: Joint Economic Area': What Is the Point of a Remake?
• 'Bad Sisters' Trailer: Sharon Horgan And An Avengers Assemble of Irish Actresses Team Up Against A Terrible Husband
• 'Bayesian Probability For Babies' (And Other Books You Can Sell To Anxious Professional Parents)
• What We Talk About When We Talk About Birth Control and Population Collapse II
• What We Talk About When We Talk About Birth Control And Population Collapse
• 'See How They Run' Trailer: Saoirse Ronan's Stars in a 1950s Caper for Her Latest Period Piece
• Every Version of 'Father of The Bride' Compared
• British Airways Lost Aisling Bea's Luggage, So She Went To Jimmy Kimmel In A Bathrobe
• 'Borgen: Power & Glory': Also Hang It In The Louvre
• The Falklands Malvinas War: 40 Years Of A War That Meant Nothing And Meant Everything
• The Problem With Cultural Boycotts
• Stranger Things: A Definitive Ranking of Kate Bush's 'Running Up That Hill' Covers
• '42 Days Of Darkness' Review: Netflix's First Chilean Series Is Responsible True Crime and Very Chilean
• 'Money Heist: Korea - Joint Economic Area' Trailer: Maybe This One Won't Be As Stupid As The Original
• 'Ten Percent,' the British Take on 'Call My Agent' Is So Faithful to The Original That It Offers Nothing New
• Netflix's 'Honeymoon With My Mother' Is a Cringe-Inducing Freudian Horror Show
• 'Borgen - Power & Glory' Trailer: Birgitte Nyborg And The Best Political Drama Of the 2010s Are Back To Face A Worse Decade
• 2022's Met Gala: Perhaps 'Gilded Glamour Was Too Complicated A Theme For Celebrities to Follow
• France Is Facing An Election Where The Far-Right Could Win. Again
• The Trailer for 'Ten Percent,' the UK Adaptation of 'Call My Agent!' Preps Us For The Inevitable Hollywood Version
• Nancy Meyers Will Release Her Next Film On Netflix, Ending Theatrical Releases For Adults
• 'Crash' by Charli XCX: Pop's Head Scientist Brings Us a Chaotic But Rich Album
• The Daily Wire Announces It Will Take On Disney
• Netflix Brings Us A Whole New Genre of Spanish Horror in 'Honeymoon With My Mother'
• Doja Cat And South America Got Into A Twitter Fight Over a Cancelled Concert. Everybody Lost
• Ignore The Fake Controversy, 'Turning Red' Is Already Winning Where It Matters
• 'Raised by Wolves' Season 2 Falls Prey to the Sophomore Slump
• There's Too Much Going On And It's Also Monday, So Here's Some Dogs Stopping Football Matches
• 'Irredeemable' and 'Incorruptible' Comic Series to Become A Feature Film, But There's an Issue
• At Least The BAFTAs' Fashion Tops The Oscars (With Bonus Kristen Stewart)
• It's Millennial, Leftist Presidential Inauguration Everybody: Gabriel Boric Faces the Country
• Stromae Gives Us The First Masterpiece Of the Pandemic With 'Multitude'
• While Disney Demoralizes Pixar, Brad Bird Takes His Next Feature To Skydance
• Sam Brinton Is the Future (And American Conservatism the Tragic Past)
• Eileen Gu Is a Teenager, Not Your Geopolitical Pawn
• Other Countries' Oscar's Red Carpet: A Somber Fashion at France's César Film Awards 2022
• Fellow Leftists: Being Against Imperialism Also Means Being Against Russian Imperialism
• On Netflix: 'Downfall: The Case Against Boeing,' Or How Capitalism Ends Up Destroying Its Actual Achievements
• The Frustrating Omission in Alejandro Amenábar's 'La Fortuna'
• Everything That Made Me Love Alejandro Amenábar's AMC+ Series, 'La Fortuna'
• 'And Just Like That...' Never Got Much Better, But Got Much More Interesting
• "Downton Abbey: A New Era" Full Trailer Just Dropped With a Small Smidge of Meta Observations
• We Deserve This: Blade Runner 2099 Live-Action Series Is in Development!
• Other Country's Oscars' Red Carpet: Spain's 36th Goya Awards, Now With 100% More Cate Blanchett
• Anti-Vaxx Truckers Blocking Canada and The GOP Euphemizing Away a Coup
• Trailer for Unabomber's Movie 'Ted K' Reminds Us of Sharlto Copley's Talent
• Lindsay Ellis Deserved Better
• Neil Young Is Actually Taking His Catalogue Off Spotify to Protest Joe Rogan's Anti-Vaxxerism
• 'When We Cease to Understand the World' By Benjamín Labatut Explores the Abyss in Which Science Becomes Literature
• How Is an Artist Supposed to Make Money When Even the Super Bowl Halftime Show is Paying in Exposure?
• The Expanse's Final Series Is About Ethics in the Face of Mass Suffering
• Netflix Hates You and Hates Teenagers, So They Made A Sequel to 'Tall Girl'
• The (Forever Postponed) Future of James Bond: Where Would You Like to See the Franchise Go?
• The Trailer for the Second Season of 'Raised By Wolves' Is Insane
• 'Dawn FM' by The Weeknd Is Hard to Review Rationally
• We Are Actually Rooting For You, United States of America
• How to Win an Election (It's a Millennial Leftist President Y'All!)
• It's Been Five Years Without George Michael
• Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Aisling Bea has the Talent, the Beauty and the Biggest Heart
• An End-Of-Year Film & TV Escapism Guide
• HBO's 'The Gilded Age' Trailer: Will Julian Fellows Glorify Yet Another Terrible Historical Period?
• Let's Talk About THAT Spoiler in the 'Sex and the City' Sequel, 'And Just Like That'
• Excuse Me For Introducing You to 'Sorry If I Call You Love': The Worst Idea for a May-December Romantic Movie
• The Greatest Sci-Fi Show of the Century Bids Farewell: 'The Expanse' Releases 6th Season Trailer
• Netflix Miscasts Sofía Vergara as Drug Kingpin Griselda Blanco
• Is This Giga Dorm Room Planned by UC Santa Barbara and a Billionaire a Vision of the Future?
• There's Upper-Tier YouTube Creator Drama and I'm Here For It
• Maybe Don't Mess With Mosquitoes Genetics and Just Invest in Fighting the Diseases, M'Kay?
• Why Does So Much of Our Future Depend on Old People Like Joe Manchin
• Hulu Adaptation of Isabel Allende's 'The House of the Spirits' Underway Starring Eva Longoria
• A Tepid Acknowledgment of Something Good Colin Powell Said
• Are You a Politician Personally Victimized by the Pandora Papers? Fitzwell-Delano Consultants Is the PR Agency For You!
• Too Good for YouTube: Don't Overlook In/Frame/Out's Essays on Overlooked Films
• As Lies Go By: How To Give Yourself a False Memory
• James Bond Week: Six Great Video Essays on the Past, Future and Archer of the Franchise
• James Bond Week: One Big Fix That Would've Made Quantum of Solace 36.7% Better.
• "Locke & Key's Season 2 Trailer Is Out and I'm Not Holding My Breath
• Bond Week: Not Another Ranking of the Best James Bond Theme Songs
• If You Want Great James Bond Stories, Find Them in the Comics by Dynamite
• Shameful Tail-Ends of a Migratory Crisis
• Enjoy Yourself With the Architectural Failure of This Luxury Skyscraper in Manhattan
• GOP Platform Aimed at Millennials and Zoomers Brings Together Top Quality Snark
• Bolsonaro Without Trump: Infectious Vector From the Tropics Strikes the UN Meeting!
• 'Solar Power' Review: Can We Let Lorde Just Be Great?
• Too Good For YouTube: Patrick (H) Willems
• Gabriele Galimberti Portrays the Emptiness of US Gun Culture in The Ameriguns.
• Christopher Nolan Chooses Universal Pictures for His Next Project, Warner Bros. Reportedly Getting Drunk and Looking for a Rebound
• Now That Christopher Nolan is Shopping For a New Studio, Let's Break Down their Odds.
• Sigma Male Grindset Memes Vs. Toxic Subcultures.
• Who would win: A Bishop's Celibacy Vows or a Satanic Erotica Writer. Let's Find Out!
• A Pro-Life Society
• Who Had the Brilliant Idea of Opening School Board Meetings Up to the Public?
• My Name is Giovanni Giorgio: Silly YouTube Memes Still Exist
• The 'Final' Trailers for 'No Time to Die' Are Out, Plus a Retrospective on Daniel Craig's Bond is Coming
• What You Actually Need for the Perfect Movie Experience
• From Mexico and the Americas To Spain's Far Right: 'You Don't Get to Talk About the Aztecs'
• Spanish Bullfighters Somehow Managed to Make Bulls Racist and Sexist
• The Sad, Sad, Sad World of GOP, Far-Right Cameo
• Corto Maltese Is a Comic Book Masterpiece and Shouldn't Be Known as Just a 'The Suicide Squad' Reference
• HBO Max is Even More Terrible in Latin America
• Emily Blunt and Dwayne Johnson's New Film Project Can't Possibly Be Problematic, Right?
• Stream this Streamer or Nah: Nestflix is Like a 'Twilight Zone' of Content
• An Assortment of Good Environmental News, Because After the IPCC's Report, It'll Do
• Substantial Changes Take a While; Plan Accordingly
• Messi and Barcelona Are Over and It's Already the Saddest Celebrity Breakup of the Year
• The Cuban Protests Should Make the US and the Globe Unlearn Some Things
• With the 'He's All That' Trailer, Netflix Crossed a Line
• Hey Disney: Here's a Movie Where You Could Finally Give Us True LGBTQ+ Representation
• Celebrating the Glorious Dad Energy of Martin Scorsese's Instagram
• Chonkerwar: The Great South Pacific, Passive-Aggressive Sea Lion Insurgency
• Peru Elections and Political Crisis 2021
• Get to Know Rina Sawayama Before Seeing Her Hunt Keanu in 'John Wick 4'
• Brazil President Chooses Football to Distract From Crisis
• Pedro Pascal as Chilean Marine Fauna
• The Country of Chile Will Have the First Truly Modern Constitution
• Celebrity Pets You Might Not Know That Will Calm Your Anxiety