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TK-Burton.jpg TK Burton, Editorial Director: TK Burton stumbled into the Pajiba offices 10 years ago and drunkenly declared himself Editorial Director, and no one ever bothered to tell him to leave. South Africa-born and Boston-raised, he enjoys whiskey, tacos, video games, and plotting Seth's murder. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.








Review: Flawed But Hysterical 'Deadpool 2' Is Profane, Insane and Unpredictable


Your Helpful, One-Stop Guide To The Nonsense That Is The 'Predator' Franchise


'Avengers: Infinity War' (Spoiler-Free) Review: I'll Be Damned, The Sons of Bitches Did It


'Avengers: Infinity War' Spoiler and Discussion Post


An Accurate List of Every Marvel Cinematic Universe Movie Ranked


'Rampage' Review: Not Even The Rock Can Carry the Weight Of All This Nonsense


The Big-Screen Adaptation of Trevor Noah's Memoir Has a Director, And Umm, So, About That ...


Review: 'Pacific Rim: Uprising' Is Often Stupid, But It Doesn't Make You Feel Stupid for Watching It


'Tomb Raider' Movie Review: New Lara Croft, Same Disappointment


By Any Means Necessary: A Closer Look At 'Black Panther's Killmonger


Review: Believe the Hype. 'Black Panther' Is F--king Amazing


Review: '50 Shades Freed' Is an Ignorant, Poisonous Anti-Feminist Hate Anthem


Review: 'Den of Thieves' Is A Smoldering Pyre of Misogyny and Cheap Stereotypes


'Tiny House Hunters': My Story


Review: Now We Know Why the Screen Gems Buried Taraji P. Henson's 'Proud Mary'


We Replicated Donald Trump's Order at McDonalds; It Did Not Go Well


White People, F--king Stop It


Review: Flawed 'Justice League' Is a Sign of Better Things To Come


For 'Thor Ragnarok,' We Salute You


Review: 'Marshall' Is Fine, But Not Worthy of The Man It Depicts


The 'Pacific Rim: Uprising' Trailer Is Here. Don't Bother Trying Not To Lose Your Sh*t


'The Lego Ninjago Movie' Review (A TK/Wee-K Production)


Review: 'Kingsman: The Golden Circle' Is Entertaining, But It's Not Very Good


Ansel Elgort's 'November Criminals' Is Everything Wrong with White Savior Bullsh*t


'Game of Thrones' Season 7 Finale Recap: Chaos Is a Motherf**king Ladder


'Game of Thrones' Recap: Holy Mother of Winter


'Game of Thrones' Recap: The Most Incredible 'Magnificent Seven' Remake Ever


'Game of Thrones' Recap: The Brutal, Flammable 'Spoils of War'


'Game of Thrones' Recap: Garbled, Creaky and Hollow


Why It's So Hard to Watch the Dog Die in Movies


Review: 'Valerian and the City of A Thousand Planets' Is All Gorgeous Wrapping Paper Around an Empty Box


'Game of Thrones' Recap, 'Dragonstone': Shall We Begin?


The Eight Best Facial Expressions From Last Season's 'Game of Thrones'


'War for the Planet of the Apes' Review: An Intense, Engaging, Deeply Satisfying Conclusion to the Trilogy


'Spider-Man: Homecoming' Review: Finally, The Spider-Man We Deserve


'Despicable Me 3' Review: Harmless, Wacky Fun


How Identity Politics Nearly Destroyed, But Then United a Small, Online Community


Ivanka Trump is the Most Sinister Motherf*cker in the Room


Review: 'Transformers: The Last Knight' Is Garbage


Under the Trump Administration, Housing for the Poor In This Country is Terrifyingly F*cked


On Art, Ignorance, and the Fight Against Fascism


The First 'Black Panther' Trailer Is Here And We Are Digging It


'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2' - James Gunn Hits The Sweet Spot Again


Re: Reports Ivanka Trump Cried Over Her Father's 'Access Hollywood' Tape


'The Fate of the Furious' Review: Shut Up, Drink Your Beer, and Enjoy the Ride


'Power Ranger' Review: Gonzo Elizabeth Banks Is Working. That. Shit


Five Not-Terrible Things About 'Iron Fist,' And Five Things We F*cking Hate


'Kong: Skull Island' Is Exactly The Big, Goofy, B-Movie Adventure That It Should Be


'Logan' Review: A Breathtakingly Brutal, Near-Perfect Western-Noir Comic Book Film


The Lessons We Must Learn From the 2017 Academy Awards


The Internet Has Lost One Of Its Most Distinctive Voices


'Get Out' Review: A Masterful Combination of Horror and Racial Commentary


Review: 'The Great Wall' Tries To Be Great, But It's Boring Nonsense


'John Wick Chapter 2' Review: Strap In and Enjoy the Blood-Soaked Ride


Nancy Pelosi Just Took Her F**king Earrings Out


'Resident Evil: The Final Chapter' Review: Get Ready For The Most Exciting Nap of Your Life


Is It OK To Punch A Nazi? Why We're Asking All The Wrong Questions


I Don't Understand the World We Live In Anymore Because I Enjoyed the Hell Out of 'xXx: Return of Xander Cage'


You Fight The Fight Wherever You Can, However You Can, Until The Fight Is Won


'Underworld: Blood Wars' Review: The Gas Station Taco of Vampire Movies


The Clever 'Sing' Shows Us All -- If You Want To Sing Out, Then Damn It, Sing Out


'Assassin's Creed' Review: Worry Not, My Friends - The Crappy Video Game Movie Streak is Intact


The Utterly Delightful 'Moana' Is Here To Bring Light To Your Darkness


'Doctor Strange' Movie Review: Let's Get Weird


Review: 'Jack Reacher: Never Go Back' Or Maybe Just Don't Go At All


'The Birth of a Nation' Review: Nat Turner, And All Those After Him, Deserve Better


This Stopped Being an Election Months Ago. This Is a War


In Honor of National One Hit Wonder Day, Here Are VH1's 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders Of The 80s


‘The Magnificent Seven’ Is Magnificently Mediocre


Behind Every Supermom Is An Incompetent Dad: This Dad Is Sick Of The Condescension


'Mechanic: Resurrection' Review: Two Incredibly Attractive People Star In One Incredibly Stupid Movie


This Song is Tight as Sh*t, But More Importantly, the Video - A Bonkers Microcosm Of The Election - is Fantastic


A Critic And His Four-Year-Old Son Debate 'Kubo and the Two Strings'


'Suicide Squad' Is Not the Virulent Vortex of Burning Garbage Critics Might Have You Believe


'Jason Bourne' Review: A Boring, Unnecessary, Unintelligibly Filmed Mess


Rush Limbaugh: 'Slavery Is Like a Wife Who Cheats On You'


Review: 'Star Trek Beyond' Is Bold As Hell


'Independence Day: Resurgence' Review: A Bigger, Badder Bucket Of Sh*t Is Still A Bucket of Sh*t


'Central Intelligence' Review: Weirdly, Charmingly Sweet For A Summer Action Movie


Reflecting On The Tonys, And What The Oscars Could Learn From Them


'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows' Review: Good Enough for Your Damn Kids


'Captain America: Civil War' Review: This Is How It's Done, Snyder!


'Game of Thrones' - 'The Red Woman': Amidst the Death and Destruction of Last Season, New Powers Are Born and Reborn


In This Life, You're On Your Own: Legendary Singer Prince is Dead at 57


IfOnly Review: Shopping For Carefully Curated, Cripplingly Expensive Experiences


If You Were Trying To Find A Way To Breed A Nerd Sh*t Storm With A Race War, Problem Solved


What's The Most Insidiously Racist Sh*t You've Ever Encountered?


I've Never Hated Anything The Way I Hate 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice'


'Daredevil' Season Two Review: Another Strong Showing From The Man Without Fear


Damn It, I Know You're Better Than This: 5 Crappy Actors Who We Know Can Do Better


'Gods Of Egypt' Is The Stupid, Clumsy, Racist Kitten Of 2016 Cinema


Dear America, Stop Worrying about Macklemore and Go on With Your Lives


'Deadpool' Review: You'll Touch Yourself Afterwards... Maybe Even During


'The Choice' Review: White Nonsense


'The Fifth Wave' Review: Generic YA Dystopian Thriller Adaptation Number 435


'Ride Along 2' Takes A Good Idea And Punches It In The Dick Until It Cries


'Point Break' Review: I'd Rather Jam A Surfboard Up My Ass


'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Review: Feels Like Home


Vanilla Ice And Donkey-F*cking: The 'Ridiculous Six' Real-Time Review


'In The Heart Of The Sea' Review: High Seas! Giant Whales! Starvation! It's... Fine. It's Just Fine.


Why Casting Idris Elba as Bond Would Be a Lazy Form of Progressiveness


By Honoring The Legacy Of The Greats, 'Creed' Becomes One Of The Best


We Are Better Than This


All of You are Broken: Why Every Relationship in 'Buffy' Was Burning Garbage


Now Streaming: 'Dope,' One of the Year's Best Gems


The Ten Best Horror Movies of the Aughts (Revisited)


60 Minutes of Blank Screen and Whiskey: A Real-Time Review


Ta-Nehisi Coates Will Write Marvel's 'Black Panther' Comic, And Why That's Amazing


'Black Mass' Review: Welcome Back, Johnny Depp. You Brilliant, Terrifying Bastard.


'Hitman: Agent 47' Review: A Piece of Sh*t Rolled In Glitter is Still a Piece of Sh*t


'Straight Outta Compton' Review: Witness the Strength of Street Knowledge


'Fantastic Four' Review: At Last, A Refreshing and Original Rebo-- Just Kidding, It Sucks.


'Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation' Review: Rock On, Ethan Hunt. Rock The F*ck On.


'Ant-Man' Review: Tiny Hero, Big Heart, But A Bumpy Road


The Pajiba Guide To How To Find A Job


Today in Awesome: 'Selma' Director Ava DuVernay Will Direct 'The Black Panther'


New HBO Documentary on Gun Violence is Depressingly Well-Timed


I Don't Know How Much More Heartbreak I Can Take


You Work For The Devil, You Better Be Ready For Him: Meet Your New Punisher


'San Andreas' Review: Whatever The Rock Is Cooking Here Smells Like Hot Trash


'Game of Thrones' - 'Sons of the Harpy': I Bring You A God You Could Never Love In The Daytime


'Avengers: Age of Ultron' Review: This Is Why We Call Them Heroes


Geraldo Rivera, That Useless, Bloviating Donkey, Gets Schooled By A Baltimore Resident


There Are No Strings On Me: Your Complete 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' Primer


'Game of Thrones' - 'High Sparrow': What A Wicked Game To Play


'Game of Thrones' - 'The House of Black & White': All The Nations Lying While All Our People Crying


'Batman vs Superman: Dawn Of Justice' Trailer: Dawn Of Depression Is More Like It


Darkness, Imprisoning Me: Netflix's Daredevil Is The Best Superhero Show You've Ever Seen


The New 'Ant-Man' Trailer Is Chock Full of Schlock... But Not In A Bad Way


'Game of Thrones' - 'The Wars To Come': We're Blowing In The Wind, We Don't Know Where To Land


'The Longest Ride' Review: The One That Broke Me


'Furious 7' Review: Completely and Utterly Exhausting


'The Walking Dead' - 'Conquer': I'm Scared of the Darkness in the Light, I'm Scare of Myself Because I Know I'm Right


Your First Look At An Unlikely Jesse Eisenberg As Lex Luthor Is... Surprisingly Effective


'The Walking Dead' - 'Spend': They're Gonna Set You Up So They Can Take You Down


Shut It Down, People: Little Moppets Dubbed Over The 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron' Trailer (Including Sound Effects)


The Trailer For 'Clown' Is The Most Adorable Thing You'll See Today


'Powers' Review: If It Wasn't For Your Misfortunes, I'd Be A Heavenly Person Today


Netflix's Newest 'Daredevil' Trailer Hits All The Right Notes


'The Walking Dead' - 'Forget': Forgettable, But Necessary


'Chappie' Review: A Cruel, Crazy, Beautiful World


The Latest 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' Trailer Is Heavy on the Ultron


'The Walking Dead' - 'Remember': Under Wandering Stars I've Grown, By Myself But Not Alone


Rumor Has It The Next Spider-Man May Not Be White (And Why That's A Very Good Thing)


'The Walking Dead' - 'The Distance': Who Do You Trust?


'Kingsman: The Secret Service' Review: Anarchy In The U.K.


'The Walking Dead' - 'What Happened & What's Going On': Who Will Survive & What Will Be Left of Them?


This Is What Happens When Your Dungeon Master Drinks Drain Cleaner: Twelve Reasons To Avoid 'Seventh Son'


'The Loft' Review: A Fetid Trash Fire of Misogynistic Bullsh*t


Ten Of The Best Roles For Women in 2014 ... And Five Of The Worst


10 Of The Best Worst Speeches In Movie History


'American Sniper' Review: What Is It Good For?


Relax, Everyone. The 'Ben-Hur' Remake Is Going To Be GREAT!


'Selma' Review: Rarely Is So Pivotal A Moment In Time So Perfectly Depicted


Dragon Age And Doc McStuffins: How Some Of The Most Progressive Entertainment Is Being Found In The Unlikeliest Of Places


Because If I Must Suffer, You Must Suffer With Me: Here Are Three Terrible Things I Found Today


Chris Rock Strives To Open Eyes And Hearts With 'Top Five', The Best Film Of His Career


A Pop Quiz To Help You Learn All The Wonderful Ways In Which 'The Pyramid' Manages To Be Terrible


'Terminator: Genisys' Trailer: They're Back, Not That Anyone Asked


'The Walking Dead' - 'Coda': You Built My Hopes So High, But Then You Let Me Down So Low


Ten Casting Decisions That Inspired Ridley Scott's 'Exodus: Gods And Kings'


Because I Am Sick And I Am Tired, And I Want You To Be Sick And Tired With Me - A Guide To Understanding Ferguson


Forget Everything You Think You Know About Romantic Movies & Go See 'Beyond The Lights' Right Now


'The Walking Dead' - 'Consumed': Heaven Beside You, Hell Within


'The Walking Dead' - 'Self Help': And I Whispered Suddenly My Greatest Fears To Anyone Who Would Hear Me


Midterms Matter. Elections Matter. Get Out There And F*cking Vote, People.


'The Walking Dead' - 'Slabtown': Can't Find A Better Way To Break You, This Ain't Livin', Gotta Do What I Gotta Do


Marvel Announces Its Phase III Slate And I Need A Drink And A Cigarette


'The Walking Dead' - 'Four Walls And A Roof': Oh Mother, Tell Your Children Not To Do What I Have Done


'John Wick' Review: Legacy of Brutality


'The Walking Dead' - 'Strangers': Everyone I Know Goes Away In The End


Cloning 101: A Study In The Hilarious Works Of Nicholas Sparks


'The Walking Dead' - 'No Sanctuary': I Only Kill To Know I'm Alive


'Dracula Untold' Review: Well, That Sucked


'The Flash' Pilot Review: Not So Fast


Liam Neeson Shoots People, Menacingly Talks On The Phone Again In The 'Taken 3' Trailer


'The Equalizer' Review: You've Seen This Before, You'll See It Again


'Gotham' Pilot Review: An Overcrowded, Batman-less Gotham City Brings Cautious Optimism


'A Walk Among The Tombstones' Review: A Dark, Brooding Detective Story Done Right


The Trailer for the Sequel to Gareth Edwards's 'Monsters' Forgets Everything That Made The First One Great


I Am The Wild Blue Yonder: Amazon Resurrects 'The Tick', The World Gets A Little Bit More Awesome


The Future's Cloudy And It's Raining On The Poor Class: What Do You Believe About Ferguson, MO?


The Time I Watched Hundreds Of People Die And It Made Me Fall Asleep: 'The Expendables 3' Review


Which Way Do I Go To Get To Your America: Thoughts On Ferguson and Michael Brown


'Guardians Of The Galaxy' Review: A Crazy, Funny, Rip-Roaring Space Adventure


Marvel's Not Done With Shaking Things Up Just Yet: Get Ready For A New Captain America


'Gold' Trailer: Maisie Williams Goes Small And Indie, Doesn't Stab Anyone


Whosoever Holds This Hammer, If He Be Worthy... Let Me Stop You Right There. It Appears That The Next Thor Will be A Woman.


'Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes' Review: Everything That Great Science Fiction Should Be


'Boyhood' Review: Linklater's Loving Ode To Family Is The Best Film You'll See This Year


'Transformers: Age Of Extinction' Review: I Don't Know How Much More Of This I Can Take


Get Yer Geek On: Everything From The New Shredder To The Next Phase Of The Marvel Universe


'Game Of Thrones' - 'The Children': Time May Change Me, But You Can't Trace Time


'The Signal' Review: Even Laurence Fishburne At His Laurence Fishburne-iest Cannot Save You


'Game Of Thrones' - 'The Watchers On The Wall': Please Lead Me Out Of The Dark


New Pics From The Next Episode Of 'Game Of Thrones' To Keep You Warm At Night


'A Walk Among The Tombstones' Trailer


The New 'Hercules' Trailer Is A Glistening, Shouty Mess


'Game Of Thrones' - 'The Mountain And The Viper': Been Constantly So Frustrated, I've Moved Mountains With Less


Some Photos From The Next Episode Of 'Game Of Thrones' To Make You Tremble


Marvel And Netflix Find Their New Daredevil


Power Ranking The Most Attractive Characters From 'Game Of Thrones'


'Game Of Thrones' - 'Mockingbird': You Find Yourself Standing At The End Of Your Line


'Godzilla' Review: Return Of The King


The Trailer For NBC's 'Constantine' Will Cleanse Your Filthy Soul


'Game Of Thrones' - 'The Laws Of Gods And Men': They Tried So Hard To Bury Me, But I Survived It Every Time


F*ck It, I'm In: The Full-Length 'Gotham' Trailer Has My Attention


'Game Of Thrones' - 'First Of His Name': When There's No Road For Us To Follow, We'll Keep Moving On


'The Amazing Spider-Man 2' Review: Pretty Tied Up


'Game Of Thrones' - 'Oathkeeper': How Far Is Too Far? How Much Is Too Much?


'Game Of Thrones' - 'Breaker Of Chains': You Tied My Lead And Pulled My Chain To Watch My Blood Begin To Boil


'Game Of Thrones' - 'The Lion And The Rose': Come Crawling Faster, Obey Your Master


The First Battle Clip From 'X-Men: Days Of Future Past' Does A Lot Of Things Right


'Game Of Thrones' - 'Two Swords': Fear Is Strong And Love's For Everyone Who Isn't Me


'Captain America: The Winter Soldier' Review: Changing The Landscape Of The Marvel Universe, And Doing It With Style


Denzel and Crouching Tiger: Why Minority Representation Isn't As Important As You Think


'The Walking Dead' - 'A': We Laugh And Cry Through A Brother's Eyes For Now


The New 'X-Men: Days Of Future Past' Trailer Goes For High Drama, Mutants, And Lots Of Robots


'The Walking Dead' - 'Us': Feeling My Way Through The Darkness


'The Walking Dead' - 'The Grove': Sit Around, Dream Away The Place I'm From, Used To Feel So Much, Now I Just Feel Numb


'Need For Speed' Review: Possibly The Best Video Game Adaptation Of All Time


'The Walking Dead' - 'Alone': We're All Lookin' For A Life Worth Livin'


'300: Rise Of An Empire' Review: Burn It All Down Until Not Even The Memory Remains


'Transformers: Age Of Extinction' Trailer: More Of The Same, But Now With Dinobots!


'The Walking Dead' - 'Still': If Whiskey Don't Kill Me, Lord I Don't Know What Will


Glenn Beck And The Number One Reason You Should Never Watch 'Winter's Tale'


The New 'Godzilla' Trailer Will Wreck Your World


The Geekiest - And Best - Movie Podcast You're Not Listening To


'The Walking Dead' - 'Claimed': Strangers And Allies, Friends And Enemies


'Pompeii' Review: A Volcanic Explosion Of Garbage


Jerry Seinfeld On Kids And Bedtime Is An Unfortunate Glimpse Into My Life


Here's Your Very Interesting 'Fantastic Four' Cast For Josh Trank's Reboot


'The Walking Dead' - 'Inmates': The Only Thing Left Is To Try To Live


'Robocop' Review: Tin Man With No Heart


'The Walking Dead' - 'After': They Take And Take But Never Get Their Fill, I Try And Try But Fail Against My Will


'Mercy Rule' Review: Kirk Cameron Can Suck It


And Just Like That, The 'Batman Vs. Superman' Casting Goes Completely Bonkers


Vin Diesel Dances Alone In His Office to Beyonce, Just Like the Rest of Us


'I, Frankenstein' Review: Have You Seen 'Legion'? 'Underworld'? 'Priest'? Congratulations, You've Seen This Movie


Can Deathlok Save 'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.?


'Open Grave' Review: Sharlto Copley And A Pit Full Of Bodies Makes For A Disturbingly Satisfying Horror Experience


'Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom' Review: The Revolution Will Not Be Televised


Nelson Mandela, 1918-2013: A Memorial and a Celebration


Watch the Brand-Spankin' New Trailer for 'The Amazing Spider-Man 2'


'The Walking Dead' - 'Too Far Gone': And In The End Before All Is Said And Done, How Many Others Might Follow Him There


'The Walking Dead' - 'Dead Weight': Fallen Heroes Feed The Ground, I Started Pushin' Forward Back


'The Walking Dead' - 'Live Bait': And I Ask For No Redemption In This Cold And Barren Place


'The Walking Dead' - 'Internment': Hell Is Around The Corner Where I Shelter


'Thor: The Dark World' Review: Smashing Good Fun


The Walking Dead - 'Indifference': Now I Know Why You've Been Shaking


This Is The Woman Who Is Going To Kick Colin Firth's Ass: Casting For Matthew Vaughn & Mark Millar's 'The Secret Service'


The Walking Dead - 'Isolation': Midnight Is Comin' Round, Still Mostly Down Around Here


'Captain America: The Winter Soldier' Trailer: Now With More Chaos


You're The Man Now, Dog: Hollywood's Best Race-Based Historical Films


'Hours' Trailer: More White People In Peril


'The Walking Dead' - 'Infected': Bloody Moon Rising With A Plague And A Flood


'The Walking Dead' — '30 Days Without An Accident': It's Raining Dead


'Metallica: Through the Never' Review: We Got the Metal Madness


What Came First, The Music Or The Misery: 11 Songs That Tell A Story Better Than Most Movies


Riddick Review: Come For The Badasses And Space Monsters, Leave Because Of The Hideous Misogyny


Why Ben Affleck As Batman Doesn't Matter, And Why You Should Shut The F*ck Up About It


You're Next Review: The Best Little Horror Movie You'll See This Year


Meet Your New Batman


Peggy Carter Whoops Some Ass And Looks Good Doing It, Console Wars Heat Up, And, Uh, One Direction Something Something


What's The Director Of Wanted Been Up To? Oh, You Know, Just Making A Movie About Flesh-Eating Squirrels


His Body Abused But His Mind Still Free: Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom Trailer


Kick-Ass 2 Review: Needs More Hit Girl. Needs Less Of... Everything Else.


We're The Millers Review: The Drug Muling, Bitten-On-The-D*ck-By Spiders Comedy Of The Year


The Wolverine Review: Not Quite Sharp Enough


"The Walking Dead" Season Four Comic-Con Trailer: I Got My Fist, I Got My Plan, I Got Survivalism


Red 2 Review: The Old Devils Are At It Again, Who Knows What They'll Do


The Inexplicable Wonder Woman Problem: The First Impressions Short Film Shows Us The Way


Dear Mr. Watterson Trailer: The Calvin and Hobbes Documentary Has Finally Arrived


Pacific Rim Review: ... And Then I Clapped My Hands With Childish Glee


Rapture-Palooza Review: I've Seen The Ways Of God, I'll Take The Devil Any Day


Man Of Steel Review: I'm Looking To The Sky To Save Me


This Is The End Review: Drugs, D*ck Jokes, And The Apocalypse


"Game Of Thrones" - "Mhysa": Sometimes Hate Is Not Enough To Turn This All To Ashes


The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.9


"Game Of Thrones" - "The Rains of Castamere": There Is Nothing Fair In This World, There Is Nothing Safe In This World


Top Ten Random Trailers For Horror Movies That You Never Knew Existed


Fast & Furious 6 Review: Cars Go Vroom Vroom, Boom Boom, Now With Extra Smashy Smash


The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.8


Ninjas! Samurai! Snake Women! The New Trailer For The Wolverine Will Cut You


"Game Of Thrones" - "Second Sons": I Never Wanted Your Love, But I Needed It All


The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.7


Riddick Trailer: Now Can You Clap For Them Killers


"Game Of Thrones" - "The Bear And The Maiden Fair": And As The World Comes To An End, I'll Be Here To Hold Your Hand


The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.6


"Game Of Thrones" - "The Climb": I've Watched Him Walk Away To Climb The Endless Shadow Side


Iron Man 3 Review: Tony Stark's Darkest Hour May Well Be His Finest


The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.5


And Then Comic Book Nerds Exploded In Rage: Michael B. Jordan Rumored To Play The Human Torch


"Game Of Thrones" - "Kissed By Fire": The Cost Of My Desire, Sleep Now In The Fire


The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.4


Kids At Coachella Lie About Digging Fake Bands, Jimmy Kimmel Again Proves He Is An Evil Genius


Alison Haislip Will C*nt Punt Her Way Into Your Heart


Thor: The Dark World Trailer: Start Praying To A New God


The Lords Of Salem Review: On And On South Of Heaven


"Game Of Thrones" - "And Now His Watch Is Ended": This City Truly Is Assaulting My Senses, Unkempt, Unruly, Devour Defenseless


R.I.P.D. Trailer: That Time When Colonel Sanders And Deadpool Joined The Undead Men In Black To Fight Mutant Ghost Gollums


Man Of Steel Trailer: The Hero I Want To Believe In


I Love That Dirty Water: Thoughts On Yesterday's Events


"Game Of Thrones" - "Walk Of Punishment": Let Them Have Everything But Your Pride, Hold Your Ground When The Sun Sets Tonight


The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.2


"Game Of Thrones" - "Dark Wings, Dark Words": These, These, These Are The Words, The Words That Maketh Murder


My Aim Is True: Nine Reasons Why You Should Be Watching "Arrow"


The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.1


"The Walking Dead" - "Welcome To The Tombs": I Can Tell By The Look In Your Eye, We're The Same, My Dead End Friends And I


"Game Of Thrones" - "Valar Dohaeris": We Think We've Climbed So High Upon The Backs We've Condemned


Will 2003 Be The Year Of The Comic Book Movie?


You Better Click On Today's Pajiba Love Unless You Want End Up In The... DANGER ZONE


G.I. Joe: Retaliation Review: Don't Have A Reason To Fight, They Never Had One Before


"The Walking Dead" - "This Sorrowful Life": We're Laying In The Shadow Of Your Family Tree, Your Haunted Heart And Me


It's Tragedy When It Happens To Me, Comedy When It Happens To You: 14 Fantastic Physical Comedy Performances


"The Walking Dead" - "Prey": When Life Takes A Turn From Bad To Worse, You're Always There, My Lovable Curse


Friendship, The Shawshank Redemption, And A Strange Case Of Cinematic Stubbornness


"The Walking Dead" - "Arrow On The Doorpost": My Compassion Is Broken Now, My Will Is Eroded Now


The ABCs Of Death Review: 26 Short Films. Some Humorous, Some Horrifying, Some Horrible


Parents Are Terrible, Elizabeth Hasslebeck Is Worse, And Sofia Vergara Will Bring Guns To A Knife Fight


"The Walking Dead" - "Clear": I Know You Have A Little Life In You Yet, I Know You Have A Lot Of Strength Left


Jack The Giant Slayer Review: Weirdness, Charm, And A Whole Lot Of Smashy Smash


She's The Hero We Deserve, But Not The One We Need Right Now: The Best Wonder Woman Film You'll Never See


Phantom Review: That Lonely Sinking Feeling Creeps Up On Me


"The Walking Dead" - "I Ain't A Judas": Why Don't You Come To Me When Things Go Wrong, Cling To Me And Oh, I'll Be Strong


Josh Duhamel Goes From Getting Into Julianne Hough's Safe Haven To Beating The F*ck Out Of Dan Fogler: Scenic Route Trailer And Other Tales Of Friendship


Guys, I Found Wesley Snipes. He's Fighting Zombies In The Old West. It... It Doesn't Look Good: The Gallowwalkers Trailer


"The Walking Dead" - "Home": Home Is Where The Pain Is, And It Might Not Be Such A Bad Idea If I Never, Never Went Home Again


Safe Haven Review: If This Is Love, Then Cupid Can Go F*ck Himself


"The Walking Dead" - "The Suicide King": The Wreck Is Going Down, Get Out Before You Drown


Everything I Hate (And A Couple Of Things I Love) About Music: The 2013 Grammys Real-Time Review


A Convenient Excuse To Post A Pic Of Kate Upton? THE HELL YOU SAY. There's Also Math And Art And Stuff!


Top Gun Review: One of Life's Simple Joys Is Playing with the Boys


Warm Bodies Review: This Tainted Love You've Given


In The Battle Between Nicholas Hoult And Eddie Redmayne, Everybody Wins


The World's Greatest Extra Gets His Due, Makes Out With Supermodel


The End Of Love Review: You Will Still Be Here Tomorrow, But Your Dreams May Not


Upside Down Trailer: Your Sci-Fi Mindf*ck Of The Week


S-VHS Trailer: The Blood Splat Rating System


Mama Review: Tell Your Children Not To Walk My Way, Tell Your Children Not To Hear My Words


Tina Fey And Amy Poehler: Just When You Think You Know How Awesome They Are, The Bar Gets Raised


Is This It? Is This The Video Game Movie We've Been Waiting For?


Jack Reacher Review: It's A Hard, Hard Road That I Travel Down The Line


There's A Whole Other World Out There: The Five Best Trailers You May Not Have Seen Yet


"The Walking Dead" — "Made To Suffer": In This House Of Suffering, Don't Want But Just One Thing


The Collection Review: There's Nothing Left To Do But Die


Poor T-Dog 2.0. Your Days Are Numbered, My Friend: First Footage Of Tyrese, The Newest "Walking Dead" Character


"The Walking Dead" - "When The Dead Come Knocking": What You Want And What You Need Don't Mean That Much To Me


Red Dawn Review: How Thor and Peeta Saved America From the Commies in the Least Necessary and Most Hilariously Inept Remake Ever


Post-Turkey Trailer Round-Up #2: Cops And Robbers Edition (Featuring The Rock, Magical Bank Robbers, And Fat Jokes)


Post-Turkey Trailer Round-Up #1: Sci-Fi Edition (Featuring Felicity And Large Hadron Collider Zombies)


Epic Trailer: Otherwise Known As How Fatherhood Has Made A Mess Out Of Me


Jack The Giant Slayer Trailer: What If They Made A Movie About "Jack And The Beanstalk" And It Didn't Look Terrible?


"The Walking Dead" — "Hounded": The Pain Of Life After Death It Resolves


"The Walking Dead" — "Say The Word": One Man's Gloom, Another Man's Glory


The Bay Review: I Got Bugs On My Skin, Tickle My Nausea, I Let It Happen Again


World War Z Trailer: Brad Pitt Battles The Next Great Threat - The Zombiepile


Make Sure Your Face Is Clean Now, Can't Have No Dirty Dead: Race, Gender, And “The Walking Dead”


"The Walking Dead" - "Killer Within": Another Day, Another Death, Another Sorrow, Another Breath


The Man With The Iron Fists Review: Come On And Bring The Ruckus


Everything Wants To Kill You: Which Of These New Horror Movies Gets Your Blood Spurting?


"The Walking Dead" — "Walk With Me": We Don't Need to Feel the Sorrow, No Remorse Is the One Command


Silent Hill: Revelation Review: You Dream About A Place Called Silent Hill. I Dream About A Movie That Doesn't Suck.


"The Walking Dead" — "Sick": Oh I'm Prison Bound, I May Never Know Any Other Way


Iron Man 3 Teaser: Heavy Metal Rhythm From A One Man Band


Jack Reacher Theatrical Trailer: Little Actor, Big Pants, Lots Of Boom


"The Walking Dead" — "Seed": I'm On the Run, I Kill to Eat, I'm Starving Now, Feeling Dead on My Feet


Seven Psychopaths Review: We're Never Gonna Survive Unless We Get A Little Crazy


There May Be Honor Among Thieves, But There's None In Politicians: Our Favorite Political Films


V/H/S Review: Blood, Gore, Breasts, And Boredom


The Best Comic Book Movies Not Based On Comic Books


10 Comic Book Movies That Should Be Rebooted


There Will Be A Smurfs 2 And I Just Can't, OK? I. Just. Can't.


Dredd Review: The Dredd You've Been Waiting For


Choose Your Nightmare: Which Of These Three Horror Movie Trailers Makes You Cry Blood?


Resident Evil: Retribution Review: They Say Jump And You Say How High, You're Brain Dead, You Got A F*ckin' Bullet In Your Head


Texas Chainsaw 3D Trailer: A Lesson In How To Make A Boring Movie About A Chainsaw Wielding Maniac Who Slaughters People Wholesale


This Week In Hilariously Crappy Trailers: Which Of These Is The Least Embarrassing?


Sacrifice Review: Quiet Fury And Tragic Vengeance


The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year Gets The Most Wonderful Trailer Ever


Frozen Ground Trailer: Prepare For A Cast That Will Absolutely Wreck Your Sh*t


Head Games Trailer: Because I Needed One More Thing To Worry About


On Any Other Day, That Might Seem Strange: The Trailer For Nic Cage And Con Air Director Simon West's Stolen


The Revenant Review: I Cringed. I Cackled. I Threw Up In My Mouth A Bit.


Nothing To Fear About The Man Without Fear: Daredevil Moves Back To Marvel Studios, Saves Us From Further Nightmares


Bill & Ted 3 Is Happening. No, I Don't Know Why. Probably Because You Won't Stop Touching It.


Ruby Sparks Review: The Manic Pixie Dream Girl Gets Her Due


The Dark Knight Returns Trailer: Is A Hope That Somehow You, Can Save Me From This Darkness


Our Cinematic Autobiography: An American Tail


Silent Hill Revelation Trailer: Can Two "Game Of Thrones" Alums Save This Middling Horror Franchise? I've Got Five Words For You: "The Director Of Solomon Kane"


An Avenger Travels To Westeros: "Game Of Thrones" Season Three Cast Revealed


Darkness, Imprisoning Me: "The Walking Dead" Season Three Trailer Pulls Me Back In Again


This Week In Inexplicable Trailers: The Midget Plays A Giant and Taken 2: The Takening


Yes, That's A Man Getting His Eyeball Punched Out. RZA's The Man With The Iron Fists Is Like Chopsocky On Acid


People Like Us Review: It's Up To Me Now, My Daddy Has Gone Away


Dredd Trailer: "I Am The Law." Yes You Are, Karl Urban. Yes. You. Are.


Resident Evil: Retribution Trailer: Let's Not Bother Pretending That There's Another Reason You Watch These Movies


Here There Be Spoilers: The Newest "Walking Dead" Images Are Gonna Ruin Things — And Make You Lose Your Sh*t


"Game Of Thrones" — "Valar Morghulis": State Of Love And Trust


"Game Of Thrones" — "Blackwater": Like A Lamb To Its Slaughter, Buried In Water


Shhh... It's OK. This Is A Safe Place. So Let's Talk About Your Favorite Michael Bay Movie. And What It Says About You.


"Game Of Thrones" — "The Prince Of Winterfell": He Was Left Alone, Left Alone, Every King On His Lonely Throne


"Tron: Uprising" Pilot Review: A New Series Lights The Way, And Leaves That Godawful Sequel In Its Dust


Piranhaconda Trailer: Oh Bless Your Big, Dumb Heart, SyFy (And Is That Michael Friggin' Madsen?)


"Game Of Thrones" - "A Man Without Honor": I Cannot Still The Hell That's In These Hands


A Bag Of Hammers Review: I Know There's Better Brothers But You're The Only One That's Mine


The Odd Life Of Timothy Green Trailer: A New Father's Thoughts On Your Creepy Pod Baby


"Game Of Thrones" — "The Old Gods And The New": This Trust Will Kill Again For You


The Avengers Review: Whedon's Staggeringly Good Superhero Kaboomapalooza


Love Free Or Die Review: God Only Knows What I'd Be Without You


You Really, Really Shouldn't Steal From Jaime Lannister: The Headhunters Trailer


Let's Get Drunk And Wreak Havoc: The Lawless Trailer


"Game Of Thrones" — "Garden Of Bones": Ghoulish Passion You Inspire, With Your Kind Of Trouble I'll Never Tire


What do You Like? Butts? Abs? Biceps? Cleavage? The New G.I. Joe: Retaliation Character Posters Have It All


The Bourne Legacy International Trailer: Killing In The Name Of


The Baytown Disco Trailer: If You Like Your Men Hot, Southern, Sweaty, And Psychotic Then I've Got A Treat For You


"Game Of Thrones" — "What Is Dead May Never Die": Little Child, Running Wild


Lockout Review: I Say We Take Off And Nuke The Site From Orbit


Finally, the Looper Trailer: One Of My Favorite Actors Joins One Of My Favorite Directors In One Of My Favorite Genres And I Think I Need To Lie Down


A Fantastic Fear Of Everything Trailer: Simon Pegg Goes Crazy. How Else Would You Explain That Haircut?


The Savages Trailer: Oliver Stone Returns With Drug Cartels, Boobs McLegsy, Tim Riggins And A Scary As F*ck Benicio Del Toro


"Game Of Thrones" — "The Night Lands": It Runs In The Family, This Famine That Carries Me


If There's A Hell Below, We're All Gonna Go: "The Client List" Series Premiere Real-Time Review


Your Suffering Will Be Legendary Even In... Um... Television?


This Creature Is The Bringer Of Death: Look, If You Want To Make A Movie About A Mummy, Just Make A Movie About A Mummy


"Game Of Thrones" — "The North Remembers": Holy Water Cannot Help You Now, See I've Had To Burn Your Kingdom Down


Total Recall Trailer: Get Your Ass To Mars


Wrath Of The Titans Review: Oh My God, Whatever, Etc.


What's The One Thing That Could Make A Twins Sequel Even More Awesome?


Apparently Earth's Mightiest Heroes Will Rock Out To Earth's Crappiest Soundtrack


They'll Fix You. They Fix Everything: News On The Robocop Remake


Life Happens Trailer: Can These Three Women Help Wash Out The Taste Of What To Expect When You're Expecting?


Breaking Dawn — Part 2 Teaser: Bella Gets Laid, Becomes Beautiful Eternal Monster Who Eats Bambi


Your Joy Will Turn To Ashes In Your Mouth, And You'll Know The Debt Is Paid: Choose Your House Wisely


Welcome To The New Hotness: The Trailer That Will Make You Tingle


Chernobyl Diaries Trailer: Scaring The Pants Off Of You, Now Available In Russian


"The Walking Dead" — "Beside The Dying Fire": I Heard Tell of a Place, Where the Dead Walk Tall and Proud


Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Full Trailer: Let's Just Go Ahead And Pretend This Isn't Totally Ridiculous


21 Jump Street Review: F*ck the Police


More Hulk! The SHIELD Helicarrier! Hawkeye! More Aliens! Gwyneth Paltrow! (Wait, What?): The Japanese Avengers Trailer Is Full Of Goodies


Six Classic Monsters That Are Being Reborn In The Most Awesomely Ridiculous Way Possible


Meeting Evil Trailer: Evil Sam Jackson Might Be My Favorite Sam Jackson


"The Walking Dead" — "Better Angels": Until The Darkness Takes Us


"Game Of Thrones" Trailer — "The More People You Love, The Weaker You Are"


Fat Kid Rules The World Trailer: Let's Rock


This May Be The Best Reason For The Spider-Man Reboot


Silent House Review: 88 Minutes Of Gasping And Cleavage


"The Walking Dead" — "Judge, Jury, Executioner": Do It All Over Again, It's Always The Same


Anyone Can Be Killed: New "Game Of Thrones" Season Two Trailer (Plus Bonus "Simpsons" Awesomeness)


Disney's 11th Hour Marketing Campaign: The First 10 Minutes Of John Carter


ParaNorman Full Trailer: Taking On A Zombie Apocalypse In A Thoroughly Adorable Fashion


Project X Review: Party For Your Right To Fight


Dear Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences: Suck It | The 2011 Fun Oscars


Neighborhood Watch Trailer: You Hear The Bass From My Trunk When I'm On The Block... And Then We Fight Aliens


New Trailer For The Avengers: It's Time To Save The World And Look Good Doing It


Justice League: Doom Review: Desperate And Ravenous, I'm So Weak And Powerless Over You


"The Walking Dead" — "18 Miles Out": You Ain't Never Had A Friend Like Me


"Game Of Thrones" Season Two Trailer: War Is Coming


Struck By Lightning Trailer: Chris Colfer's Screenplay Puts "Glee" To Shame


Act Of Valor Review: Workin' Hard - Sweat, Blood And Tears For You


Why The MPAA Can Suck It: The Trailer For Bully, A Film That Kids Should See, But Can't (UPDATED)


"Awake" Pilot Review: My Kingdom For A Kiss Upon Her Shoulder


Silent House Trailer: Martha Marcy May Don't Scream


"The Walking Dead" — "Triggerfinger": Embrace The Chaos


Twisted Metal, Singing In Hell, And Will Forest Whitaker Get CGI Hobbit-ized?


Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance Review: I'd Rather Set Myself On Fire


Damsels In Distress Trailer: There's Enough Whimsy Here To Kill A Man... But I'm OK With That


Our Darkest Fears


Which Do You Want, The Good News Or The Bad? I'll Give You A Hint: The Good Involves You Getting Your Ass Kicked


"The Walking Dead" - "Nebraska": Come With Me And Walk The Longest Mile


Everyone Will Suffer: All The Horror News To Keep You Fed For The Day


The Question Isn't "Why Is There A Zombie Osama Bin Laden Movie?" The Question Is "What Took You So Long?": The Three Most Ridiculawesome Trailers Of The Week


The Bourne Legacy Trailer: It's Not Jason Bourne, But It Might Be The Next Best Thing


"Awake" Extended Preview: Lucius Malfoy Loses His Family, Breaks Your Heart


The Amazing Spider-Man Theatrical Trailer: The Same, But Different. And Quite Possibly Better.


They Kept Calling It Murder When I Did It: Full Plot And Casting For Riddick


Want To See The Hulk Falcon Punch A Plane? Earth's Mightiest Heroes Assemble For The Avengers


Here's Your Seven Dwarfs, C*cksuckers: New Images From Snow White And The Huntsman, Dredd, And The Expendables 2


May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor: The New Hunger Games Trailer


Adam Sandler Joins The Candyland Movie: (cocks gun, points at temple)


Trailer Roundup: Ghosts On A Plane, Hunting Rare Animals, Or Henry Cavill Shirtless - You Choose


Where's The Human Centipede Doctor When You Need Him: "The Client List" TV Series Is Happening And I Hate You All


And A Little Child Shall Lead Them: The Madness That Is The God Bless America Trailer


Man On A Ledge Review: Might As Well Jump


Choose Your Fairy Tales Wisely: New Trailers For Mirror, Mirror And Snow White And The Huntsman


Seeking Justice Trailer: Bald Guy Pearce? Terrifyingly Sexy. Nic Cage's Wig? Just Flat-Out Terrifying


Try F*cking With This One, George Lucas: Star Wars Uncut Has Arrived


For Those About To Rock, We Salute You: The Best Fictitious Movie Bands


Puppy Bowl VIII Is Coming: Resistance Is Futile. Prepare For Your Doom


Resident Evil: Retribution Trailer: Paul W.S. Anderson Misses The Point Yet Again, But Hey! Milla's Ass!


ATM Trailer: No, Not That ATM, You Goddamn Degenerates


Lol trailer: Oh, I'm Laughing All Right.


The Darkest Hour Review: The Cinematic Equivalent Of A Hot Pocket


Hollywood's Still Trying To Make Danny Trejo Happen: Bad Ass Trailer


Mission: Impossible — Ghost Protocol Review: Smashing Through The Boundaries, Lunacy Has Found Me


Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows Review: The Wickedest Chess Match The World Has Seen


Finally, The Prometheus Trailer: Welcome To The Beginning And The End


It's Totally Not A Bughunt: The Second Prometheus Trailer... Um... Trailer


How I Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Undead: The Zombie Film Guide For Non-Zombie Fans


Wrath Of The Titans Trailer: Now With Actual Titans!


Prometheus Teaser: This Will Not Be A Bughunt


It's Hard To Think Of A Less Appealing Title Than Salmon Fishing In The Yemen, But Here We Are


New Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance Trailer: Gonna Hitch A Ride, Head For The Other Side


The Dictator Trailer: Sacha Baron Cohen Rules With An Iron Fist. And Stupidity


We Didn't Make The Head, We Just Made It Big And Giant: The Prometheus Teaser Poster Arrives


G.I. Joe: Retaliation Trailer: Suck It, Stephen Sommers


What To Expect When You're Expecting Trailer: Born Annoying


The Lucky One Trailer: Nicholas Sparks Creates Another Nauseating Landslide Of Schmaltz (Now With Extra Efron!)


April Is Coming: "Game Of Thrones" Season Two Trailer - Cold Winds Are Rising


Battleship Trailer: You Sank My Nostalgia (And Then Pooped On It)


A Very Special Holiday Message


This Mortal Form Grows Weak, And The Future Of Thor 2 Is Uncertain


The Trailer For Division III: Football's Finest Is Merely An Excuse For Me To Tell My Andy Dick Story


Bellflower Review: Sex And Love And Preparing For The Apocalypse


Lockout Trailer: So It's A Besson-Produced Sci-Fi Space-Battle Jailbreak Film That - Wait, Did You Say Guy Pearce? Sold.


I Kick Ass For The Lord: Unholy Night Gets Picked Up


You Apes Wanna Live Forever? Starship Troopers Might Be One Of The Few Remakes Worth Doing


It's Not What You Think, But It Might Be Better: The Smorgasbord That Is Movie 43


John Carter Trailer: I Dunno If There's A Set Of Abs On Any Planet That Can Save This Goofy Looking Flick


I Really Like To Ride The Train, Especially When I Forget Where I'm Going: Turn Down The Lights For The Shame Red Band Trailer


The Trailer For Loosies Looks Like Engaging And - Wait, Did You Say Peter Facinelli? And... Um... Vincent Gallo?


"The Walking Dead" - "Pretty Much Dead Already": I Can't Quit You Baby, So I'm Gonna Put You Down For A While


I've Been Caught In A Mind Riot: Leonardo DiCaprio Options The Lobotomist


Another Of Cinema's Classics Is Getting Remade: I'll Never Forget You, Chopping Mall


You're Telling Me "The Tick" Got Canceled But We're Getting This?


I Knew The Little F*ckers Couldn't Be Trusted: Gnomes Attack! Trailer


It's Easier For Me To Get Closer To Heaven Than Ever Feel Whole Again: The Darkest Hour Trailer


"The Walking Dead" - "Secrets": She, She Wanted To Be A Secret Girl


Winter Is Coming (In April, But Still): "Game Of Thrones" Season Two Production Trailer


Rampart Trailer: Bad Cop! No Doughnut!


Gone Trailer: My Open Letter To Amanda Seyfried


Near, Far, Wherever You Are, I F*cking Hate You All


Griff The Invisible Trailer: Kick-Ass, But British Australian, Charming And With A Lot More Heart


In Case You Were Wondering About How Good The Live Action Akira Will Be...


Mirror, Mirror Trailer: Whose Snow White Is The Fairest?


"The Walking Dead" - "Chupacabra": I Was Pushing Forward Back


Catch .44 Trailer: You're Brain Dead, You Got A F*ckin' Bullet In Your Head


Safe Trailer: Jason Statham Project #435, Adorable Moppet Edition


Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Trailer: What... I Don't Even...


Immortals Review: The Most Breathtaking Paint-By-Numbers You'll Ever See


Haywire Trailer: Come For The Excellent Trailer, Stay To See Fassbender Get His Ass Handed To Him


Snow White And The Huntsman Trailer: Charlize Theron, Pretty Hate Machine


That's A Lot Of Psychos: The Wonderful Cast Of Seven Psychopaths


"The Walking Dead" Not Doing It For You? Give "Viva Berlin!" A Shot


I Got A .45 And A Shovel, I Doubt Anyone Would Miss You: Brett Ratner Bails On The Oscars


"The Walking Dead" — "Cherokee Rose": Leave All Your Love And Your Longing Behind You, Can't Carry It With You If You Want To Survive


Fun With The Call Of Duty Trailers: Is This What It Takes To Make Sam Worthington Interesting?


We Need To Talk About Kevin Trailer: I'd Like To Thank You For Preying On My Darkest Fear


The Innkeepers Trailer: You Can Check In Anytime You Like, But You Can Never Leave


Does This Hoodie Make Me Look Short? The New Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol Poster, Plus Cruise Talks One Shot


There's A Lot Of Ugly Things In This World, Son. I Wish I Could Keep 'Em All Away From You: Which Movie Dad Do You Want To Be?


Batman: Year One Review: Maybe Gotham's All I Deserve. Maybe It's Just My Time In Hell.


"The Walking Dead" — "Bloodletting": Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying


Why's Everybody So Serious? A Roundup Of Trailers For Very Serious Movies (Now Featuring Angelina Jolie Directing!)


Killing Is My Business, And Business Is Good: Assassin's Creed Coming To The Big Screen


The Three Musketeers Review: All For One And One For... Aw, Balls


The Catechism Cataclysm Review: God Moving Drunkenly Over The Face Of The Waters


Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows Trailer: Trading Detecting For Destroying


Chronicle Trailer: Superheroes In A Found Footage Movie That Might Be Worth Seeing


The Trailer For Madonna's W.E.: If You Can Make It Through This Without Rolling Your Eyes, You Win A Prize


11-11-11 Trailer: Ladies And Gentlemen, I Give You The Worst Trailer Narration Of All Time


"The Walking Dead" — "What Lies Ahead": I'm On My Way Down Now, I'd Like To Take You With Me


The Devil Inside Trailer: Me And The Devil Blues


The Thing Review: No Matter How Much Love You Try To Bring, Just The Same Old Thing


Marvel's One-Shot Films Demonstrate Clark Gregg's Awesomeness


Boy Wonder Trailer: What Would Happen If Batman Was Young, Broke, And Psychotic?


Footloose Review: Brutal. Absolutely Brutal.


Because The Universe Hates You: Deconstructing The New Year's Eve Poster


Trick 'r Treat Director Mike Dougherty's Short Film Will Be The Highlight Of Your Halloween


Act Of Valor Trailer: Call Of Duty Goes Real. Like, Really Real, With Actual Navy SEALs


No, Mr. Bond. I Expect You To Die: It's Official - Javier Bardem Will Try To Kill James Bond


You Know Nothing, Jon Snow: "Game Of Thrones" News


The Avengers Trailer: Assemble, Motherf*ckers


Another Happy Day Trailer: You Solipsistic F*CK!


The Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close Trailer Makes Me Hate Myself


Right, Because We All Need More Zombie Rape In Our Lives: Zack Snyder's Army Of The Dead May Yet Live


Dragon Age: Redemption Trailer: Felicia Day Will Kick Your Ass And Look Cute Doing It


Contraband Trailer: By-The-Numbers Action Starring Wahlberg And The Ben Foster Reach-Around


Beards, Blood And Beasties: The International Trailer For The Thing That Isn't The Thing, But An Entirely Different Thing (From Another World)


50/50 Review: Somehow, Cancer And Comedy Combined To Make One Of The Year's Best Films


One For The Money Trailer: No Rainbows Were Harmed In The Making Of This Picture


Man On A Ledge Trailer: The Quest To Make Sam Worthington Happen Continues


Moneyball Review: Cash Rules Everything Around Me


The Trailer For Liam Neeson's The Grey Shows Us What We Should Already Know: That Canada Shouldn't Be Trusted


He's Coming Back Around Again: Jackie Chan's 1911 Trailer Gives Me Hope


13 Trailer: With This Cast, It's Gotta Be Good... Right?


The New "Walking Dead" Promo Is 30 Seconds Of Gun-Filled Gory Goodness


The Thing Red Band Trailer: No, Not That Thing, The Other Thing. No, The Other Thing, Damn It!


The Best And Worst Things In Movie History: A Seriously Random List


Straw Dogs Review: The First Rule Of Remaking Peckinpah: Don't.


[REC]³ Génesis Trailer: Welcome To The Perfect Wedding


Throw Me The Idol, I'll Throw You The Whip: Why Spielberg > Lucas


They Get You Ready To Fight, The Fuse Is Ready To Blow: The Goon Trailer And Posters Are Special Gifts For Our Canadian Friends


The New "Walking Dead" Teaser And Poster Does A Lot With A Little


You Are One Radical Son Of A B!tch: Point Break Getting Rebooted


Get Ready For 3D Sweaty Man-On-Man Action: Top Gun To Get A 3D Conversion


Rock And Roll Ain't Noise Pollution: The Eight Best Actors Turned Musicians


There's All Kinds Of Bad Ways To Die: The Trailer For The Raid Has A Few To Show You


The Expendables Real And Rumored Cast Has Enough Testosterone To Fill A Swimming Pool


Juno Temple's Role In The Dark Knight Rises Revealed, What The HELL Is Superman Wearing, And Other Superheroic Crap For You To Choke On


A Good Old Fashioned Orgy Review: The Sweetest Little F*ckfest You'll Ever See


McConaughey Takes A Shot At Legitimacy, Still Comes Off A Little Sleazy (And Yet, It Works): Trailer And First Clip Of Killer Joe


Baby Goose Is Charmingly Dumb and Tom Hardy Beats Some Ass: Clips From Warrior and The Ides Of March


Alps Trailer: Dogtooth Director's Second Film Shows The Weird Getting Weirder


Mortal Kombat: Legacy Review: We Got To Fight The Powers That Be


Welcome To The Baddest Cast Ever: Gangster Squad Casting News


Ironclad Review: Metal Up Your Ass


What Did You Do, Wake Up This Morning And Say, "Today, I'm Going To Ruin A Man's Life?" Remake Rumors That'll Crack Your Soul


Why Are All American Girls So Rough: The Danger Girl Casting Will Rock Your Sh*t


The Way I Figure It, We Can Either Fight Or Give: Sam Shepard As Butch Cassidy In The Blackthorn Trailer


In This Light She Could Almost Be A Beauty. In This Light She Could Almost Be A Knight: "Game Of Thrones" Season 2 Casting Updates (UPDATED)


The Sun Will Never Shine On This Cold Dead Heart Of Mine: New Clips From "The Walking Dead," Season 2


Machine Gun Preacher Trailer: Gerard Butler Saves Africa And Why I Hate Hollywood


Hellraiser: Revelations Trailer: Seriously, Get Back In The F*cking Box


The Smell Of Success Trailer: Billy Bob Thornton, Tea Leoni, And What Is Likely The World Record For Poop Jokes


So I'll Wait For You, And I'll Burn... Will I Ever See Your Sweet Return: Lead Chosen For Jeff Buckley Biopic


Jean Claude Van Damme Asks Aliens: "How Does It Feel To Be Hunted?"


Mike Myers Signs Up For Austin Powers 4: Wherein I Predict Your Collective Reactions


The Dance Of The Dead, It’s All In My Head: Footloose Trailer #2


They Kept Calling It Murder When I Did It: Riddick News And Plot Updates


30 Minutes Or Less Review: The Boy's A Time Bomb


Come, Children. Drink Your Nightmare Juice: Trade News To Make You Hate The Universe


Make You A Sword Of Me: The Trailer For Ralph Fiennes' Coriolanus


I'm Sorry I Pimp-Slapped You Into That China Cabinet: The Pilot For Adult Swim's Animated "Black Dynamite"


We Need To Talk About Kevin Trailer: Because I Want You To Share This Crippling Sadness


Do Your Tattoos Whisper To You In The Darkness? The Trailer For Comforting Skin


Sadly, Number Five Is Alive: In The Battle To Decide Who Will Direct The Short Circuit Remake, Nobody Wins


Congratulations On Your Creepy New Pod Baby: The Odd Life Of Timothy Green Trailer


First Image Of Superman From Zack Snyder's Man Of Steel


The Darkest Hour Trailer: In Soviet Russia, Invisible Energy-Devouring Aliens Destroy You


In Honor Of Shark Week, Here's A Collection Of The Awesomest Shark Movie News I Could Wrangle


Twixt Trailer: Coppola's Dream Will Either Change The Game, Or Bite The Big One


The Consultant Trailer: Marvel's One-Shot Series Seeks To Give You More Hero For Your Buck


This Week In Testosterone Cinema: News About Die Hard 5 (Yes, FIVE) And The Expendables 2


Let Me Have War, Say I: Footage And Images From Ralph Fiennes' Coriolanus


"Tron: Uprising" Trailer: I'll Make The Most Of It, I'm An Extraordinary Machine


Red Tails Trailer: Real World Heroes Getting Their Due


Attack The Block Review: Wolfman's Got Yarbles


It Knows No Mercy, It Has No Pity, And It Shall Destroy You All... With Its Cuteness: The Official Poster For The Muppets


Dirty Girl Trailer: Girl Is On My Mind


Can You Use Kidnapping, Rape, And Torture To Make A Statement? The Trailer For Lucky McKee's The Woman


Wherein Two Of My Favorite, Lesser-Known Characters Approach Redemption: New Ghost Rider & Judge Dredd Images


First Snow White And The Huntsman Images: I'd Eat That Apple In A Minute


Knights Of Badassdom Trailer: I Never Knew LARPing Could Be This Awesome (No, Seriously)


Haywire Trailer: You're The Pretender, What If I Say That I'll Never Surrender


"The Walking Dead," Season Two Trailer: Long Road To Ruin


The Wolverine Gets A Villain And Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance Suddenly Has Potential


Kill List Trailer: How I Could Just Kill A Man


Wherein The Escape From New York Remake Escapes From Being Made And I Rant About The Thing


I Admit It, I'm Hell: Camp Hell Trailer


Cowboys, Aliens, And Captain America: Clips For You To Choke On


Rock And Roll Ain't Noise Pollution: The Perfect Age Of Rock 'N' Roll Trailer


Image Of The Final Dwarf in The Hobbit And A Lovely Group Shot: All Your Dwarves Are Belong To - No? Too Geeky? Oh, Go Screw


This Is Why Hollywood Deserves To Be Devoured By Rabid Lampreys: Tom Cruise Confirmed For One Shot


New Red Band Trailer For Friends With Benefits: Mathematical Evidence Of How It Should Kick Natalie And Ashton's Asses


The World Of Men Will Fall, And All Will Come To Darkness: The Sean Bean Death Reel


Official Trailer for The Thing: Go Gargle Battery Acid


Wherein The Remake I Dread Begins To Show Its Face: The Thing Movie Poster And Leaked Trailer


Is It 2012 Yet? First Official Poster For The Dark Knight Rises


How Marketing Can Destroy What We Love: How To Ruin A Movie With Giamatti, Cox, Jacobi & Flemying


Jason Statham Will Battle The Fantastic Four... Or Something Like That: Michael Chiklis Cast In Parker


There's A Sudden Flood Of Spike Lee Joints Coming Our Way: Oldboy Remakes And Mookie Returns?


Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows Posters: These Men Are Clearly Up To Something, And I Like It


Amigo Trailer: John Sayles Directing Chris Cooper And Garret Dillahunt? Yes Please.


New Final Destination 5 Trailer: Screws Fall Out All The Time, The World Is An Imperfect Place


The Silent House Review: In My Hour Of Need, No, You Were Not There


Five Days Of War Trailer: Yes, That Is Hollywood's Newest Terror -- Giant Val Kilmer


The Mystery And Excitement Of First Looks: New Images From Tintin, Soderbergh's Haywire, And (FINALLY) Cabin In The Woods


How To Squander Your Rachel Weisz Opportunities: Which Of These Movie Posters Works For You?


Because God Hates You, That Why: Adam Sandler And Kevin James Will Inflict Hotel Transylvania Upon Us


A Brief Introduction To How To Properly Approach A Remake: Seth Gordon And The WarGames Reboot


A Devil In God's Country: Diablo Cody Will Direct Lamb Of God


The New Three Musketeers Trailer: I Can Think Of Five Good Reasons To See This Movie


Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol Trailer: Now Clear, In English, And With More Awesome


New Immortals Trailer: In The Midst Of All The Glistening Eye Candy, There Might Be A Great Film Hiding Here


And I Think It's Gonna Be A Long, Long Time: Animated Rocketeer Short Film Will Be The Best Part Of Your Day


Apollo 18 Trailer: The Killing Moon Will Come Too Soon


The Leaked Trailer For Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol: Blurry, French, Confusing, But Kind Of Awesome


The Much Better UK Trailer For Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Is A Study In How American Marketing People Are Even Stupider Than You


The Killer Elite Trailer: The Statham, Clive Owen, And Yvonne Strahovski Will Rock You Like A Hurricane


You're A C*cksucker, Snow White: Casting News For Snow White and the Huntsman


Flypaper Trailer: McDreamy Has A Big-Ass Gun, Robs A Bank, And I Am Confuzzled


"Game Of Thrones" - "Fire And Blood"


Let's All Suffer Together


Green Lantern Review, Second Take: Like Every Hell But Kind Of Green


New Conan The Barbarian Trailer: All I Can Say Is, There Better Be Camel-Punching


The Ward Review: Welcome To Where Time Stands Still, No One Leaves And No One Will


New Cowboys And Aliens Trailer: We Deal In Lead, Friend


"Game Of Thrones" - "Baelor"


Tom Cruise Circling One Shot: Welcome To Horrendous Idea # 756,243


Green Lantern: Emerald Knights Review: Nathan Fillion Gives A Crash Course In The History Of The Guardians Of The Universe


Attention Chris Columbus: We Are Gonna Rumble, You And I, Unless You Back The F*ck Off


Troll Hunter Review: The Faux Documentary Gets A Gigantic Slap In The Ass


The Guard Trailer: Brendan Gleeson, Don Cheadle and Mark Strong. Need I Say More?


Kong Will Be King Again, Conan Posters, And Idris Elba Has A Special Treat: Trade News To Feed Your Tapeworm


"Game Of Thrones" - "The Pointy End"


Killer Apes, Giant Robots, Aliens And (Shirtless) Tennant: New Clips To Help You Get Your Geek On


The New Kid News: Penny Arcade Hits The Big Time


Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 1 Trailer: I'm Bored. When Do We Get To The Disemboweling?


Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Trailer: Because Who Doesn't Love Seeing The Enslavement Of The Human Race?


The Tunnel Review: A Damn Fine Horror Movie Lurks Below


Whatever Doesn't Kill You Simply Makes You Stranger: DC Comics To Reboot The Entire Universe


Spy Kids 4: All The Time In The World Trailer: Wherein The Spy Kids Betray Their Parents, Destroy Their Masters, And Blood Runs Through The Streets


"Game Of Thrones" - "You Win Or You Die"


If You Can Look Past Joey Potter, There's Much To Be Said For The Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark Trailer


The Akira Remake Might Be Dead (HUZZAH), The Emu Pecks At One Of My Favorite Novels (BOO), And The Avengers May Have A New Baddie: Trade News That'll Smack The Taste Outta Your Mouth


Shark Night 3D Trailer: This Is My Kind Of Stupid


The War Has Begun: A Mess Of X-Men First Class Clips Show All Manner Of Mutant Mayhem


Jim Carrey, Penguins And Nut Shots: New Mr. Popper's Penguins Trailer Will Make You Curse Your Gods


I'm Only A Dolphin, Ma'am: Killer Sharks, Elvis Costello, And Other News For You To Swallow Whole


"Game Of Thrones" - "A Golden Crown"


Beyond The Hobbit: The Saga Will Continue And Will Be Greater Than We Ever Imagined


You Using The Whole Fist, Doc? Trade News To Make You Kneel Like The Dogs That You Are


New Transformers: Dark Of The Moon Trailer: Welcome To the Next Kaboomaganza


Space Lord, Mutha Mutha: New Green Lantern Trailer Gets Epic


Baby Goose Gets Even Cuter, Van Damme Gets Desecrated, And Other Trade News For You To Choke On


Moon Nazis, Devil Women, And Evil Mutants: The Best International Trailers You Haven't Seen


Armie Hammer Set to Play Masked Man in Knee-High Boots and a Kerchief who Fights Crime with a Homeless Native American


The Beastmaster Real-Time Review: Never Doubt Our Commitment To Diaper Power


Do You Love Rosario Dawson? Then Welcome To The Promised Land


I Don't Know How Much More Of This I Can Take: Beautiful Boy Trailer, Starring Michael Sheen & Maria Bello


Small Town Murder Songs Trailer: Peter Stormare Finally Gets His Chance (And It Looks Fantastic)


"Game Of Thrones" - "The Wolf And The Lion"


The Trailer For Fright Night Makes Me Want To Kill My Neighbors... In A Good Way


I Don't Know My Way Home: Straw Dogs Trailer


Stallone Gets Expendabler, Mutants Expose Themselves, and David Tennant: Trade Bits To Feed Your Mewling Mouths


We Need To Talk About Kevin Clips: Prepare To Be Absolutely Destroyed


See What You Have Wrought, Cowboys & Aliens? Sonnenfeld Developing Dominion: Dinosaurs Versus Aliens


[REC] Genesis News And Images: Welcome To The Wedding From Hell


The Future Trailer: Talking Cats, Conversations With The Moon, And A Lethal Dose Of Twee


"Game Of Thrones" - "Cripples, Bastards, And Broken Things"


Beautiful Freaks: X-Men: First Class Character Trailers


Thor Review: Good God, Y'all


Oliver Sherman Review: I Just Want Something I Can Never Have


I Had A Dream I Was A Vigilante's Sidekick: Marvel To Develop Every Superhero Ever


"Game Of Thrones" - "Lord Snow"


Stake Land Review: Vampires Are Back And Feeding On The Bloody Corpse Of Twilight


Intruders Teaser Trailer: Lose The Creepy Kid, Pack Your Sh*t, And Leave


Yet Another Thor Trailer Shows New Goodies, And The Avengers Villain Revealed


Trigger Review: Break Another Little Bit Of My Heart Now, Darling


13 Assassins Review: Your Bloodlust Will Be Sated


Superman's Got Another Villain, Ah-Nuld's Back To Terminatin', And GI Joe 2 Is Unfortunately Still Alive


Two New X-Men: First Class Trailers Show How Mutants Saved The World From Communism


And Then They Were All Disemboweled By Ninjas: Monte Carlo Trailer


Lanterns, Avengers, Call Of Duty, Buffy And Danny F*cking Trejo: Trade News To Make Your Nerd Bits Tingle


Sleep Tight: Not Bloody Likely After Watching This Trailer


Troll Hunter Trailer: Get Me A Bridge And A Goat, STAT!


Reach Out And Touch Crazy: The Devil's Double Trailer


"Game Of Thrones" - "The Kingsroad"


Two New Thor Trailers Will Blow Your Sh*t Away


Disneynature's Chimpanzee Trailer: This Kind Of Cuteness Is F*cking Reprehensible And You All Should Be Ashamed Of Yourselves


X-Men: First Class Trailer: Peace Was Never An Option


In The Battle Of Batman Vs. Leatherface Vs. Giant Robots, I Think Donnie Yen Wins: A Trade News Round-Up


Jason Statham Cast In Parker: I'm The King Of The Gutters, The Prince Of The Dogs


Never Play The Guessing Game With Christopher Nolan: Gordon-Levitt and Cotillard's Dark Knight Rises Roles Revealed


Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part II Trailer: At Last, The End Of The Boy Who Lived


Wild Horses Couldn't Drag Me Away: First Clip Of HBO's "Luck"


"Game Of Thrones" - "Winter Is Coming"


Mortal Kombat: Legacy Review | Finish Him


I Believe The Children Are Our Future, And I Also Believe That We Are F*cked: Prom & Go For It! Trailers


Cowboys And Aliens Trailer: You See Us Coming And You Altogether Run For Cover


Fly Away Trailer: One Of My SXSW Faves


The Silent House Trailer: Darkness, Imprisoning Me


Stake Land Trailers And Clips: I'll Be Damned - Vampires Are Scary Again


Wrong. F*cking. Bird: Bradley Cooper In Talks To Play The Crow


They Live Remake Isn't A Remake: Matt Reeves To Direct 8 O'Clock In The Morning


The Perfect Host Trailer: Who Knew Niles Crane Could Be Such A Delightful Psycho?


Mortal Kombat: Rebirth, Ah-Nuld Returns, And The Newest Avenger Revealed: Your Geek News Roundup


Exodus Fall Trailer: A Look At The Art Of The Movie Trailer


Kneel Before Zod... For Real This Time: Michael Shannon Cast In Man Of Steel


Abashed, The Devil Stood And Felt How Awful Goodness Is: Yet Another Director Attached To The Crow Remake


Werewolves And Haunted Houses: Starbuck, You Deserve Better Than This


Snowtown Trailer: Your Best Friend Is A Killer, And You Might Be Too


An Invisible Sign Trailer: I'm Sorry, Did You Say Jessica Alba As A Math Teacher, Or Did The Universe Just Implode?


Netflix Instant Review of Red: The Dog Days Are Over, The Dog Days Are Done


Cat Run Trailer: You Had Me At "Paz Vega"


First 15 Minutes Of Game Of Thrones: Ours Is The Fury


Underworld 4, Trick 'R Treat 2, And Other Horror/Sci-Fi News To Ponder While The Zombies Scratch At The Door


Animated Thor, Live-Action Thor, Motion Comic Thor: You've Been Thunderstruck


Why We Drink: Terry Gilliam Remake Edition


Want To See Kat Dennings Kick Thor's Ass? New Thor Clip


Introducing The Antichrist: Craig Robinson Cast In Rapturepalooza


Geoffrey Rush Cast In Green Lantern And More Justice League Weirdness


Warner Bros Developing Justice League Movie: Where's The Evil League Of Evil When You Need Them


13 Assassins Trailer: History, Politics, And A Healthy Dose Of Samurai Ass-Kicking


It's Gonna Be Lousy With Mutants Up In Here: First Class Images, X-Men And Deadpool Updates


Writers Hired For Candyland Movie: Prepare For Suffering


The Three Musketeers Trailer: All For One, And One For What The F*ck?


Sucker Punch Review: A Spectacular Display Of Breathtaking Incompetence


Amy Adams Cast As Lois Lane In Superman: It Will Take A Herculean Effort for Zack Snyder To Screw This Up


Clash Of The Titans 2 Plot Details And Casting: More Titans, Less Suckery Please


Full-Length Captain America Trailer: Coming Again To Save The Motherf**king Day, Yeah


The Divide Review: Worse Than The Bomb Is What Comes After


New Clip From Captain America: "ET" Ruins Everything


I Had A Long John But No Silver: The Increasingly Ridiculous Cast Of New Year's Eve


For Better Or Worse, You're Probably Going To Get A Cloverfield 2


Attack The Block Poster and Trailer: Because Nick Frost Would Want You To See It


Natural Selection Review: Quite Simply The Best SXSW Had To Offer


Conan's Villain, Robot Fighters, And Remakes: A Trade News Round-Up


Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Alberto Falcone In The Dark Knight Rises, Plus More Casting News


Viva Riva! Review: The Joke Is Over, Smell The Smoke From All Around


Cracks Review: Not One Thing That I Would Not Do If You Would Hold Me Close to You


Fly Away Review: An Emotionally Affecting, But Never Manipulative Look At Parenthood


Inside America Review: The Youth Are Getting Restless


Conan The Barbarian Trailer: Contemplate This On The Tree Of Woe


Bunohan Trailer: Rampant Badassery


Next Up - Video Game Movie Reboots!: Stop Trying To Make Video Game Movies Happen.


News, First Image From Silent Hill: Revelation


Pirates Of The Carribean:On Stranger Tides Trailer: Wait, There's A Guy On Our Team Who Dresses Like A Pirate?


Dylan Dog: Dead Of Night Trailer: Brandon Routh Fights Zombies, Werewolves, Obscurity


Puss In Boots Trailer: Get Bent, Dreamworks


Detention Trailer: That's My Kind Of Prom Queen


Superman's Mom Will Be Way Hotter Than Lois Lane: Diane Lane Cast As Martha Kent


The Dark Knight Rises Rumors Go Round And Round: Catwomen And Ninjas


F**k The Academy: The 2010 Pajiba Fun Oscars


Guns And Swords And Really Bad Hair: Devil May Cry Coming To The Big Screen


White Irish Drinkers Trailer: We Drink And We Fight And We Bleed And We Cry


Superheroes, Thundercats, And Giant Robots: A Geek News Roundup


Drive Angry Review: I Hate Myself For Loving You


KNEEL: Zach Snyder Wants Viggo Mortensen For Superman: Man Of Steel


Wolfgang Peterson To Direct Old Man's War: It's Not A Matter Of Rights, It's Just A Matter Of War


Bereavement Trailer: That Ain't No Way To Raise A Child


New "Falling Skies" Trailers: Noah Wyle: Defender Of The Universe


The Bleeding Trailer: You Will Watch It, You Will Love It, And You Will Hate Yourself


DC Animated Fails Us, And Other Random Bits Of Crazy


Zack Snyder Casts Kevin Costner In Superman, And I'm Suddenly Annoyed


Trailers For Apollo 18 And Transformers III: This Is The Year The Moon Destroys Us All


Dead Island Rights Picked Up | The Zombie Movie Rampage Is Crazier Than An Actual Zombie Rampage


Thor Trailer: The Hammer Of The Gods


The 10 Most Cheesilicious Sword And Sorcery Films


Meet Your New Wonder Woman


In Her Skin Trailer: Daddy, Our Baby's Gone


Primal Review: Hello, My Treacherous Friends


Cracks Trailer: She Cries Your Name


Where Amazing Happens: The Spider-Man Reboot Gets A Title And A New Image


Oliver Sherman Trailer: I'll Build A Wall And We Can Keep Them On The Other Side


Anne Hathaway's Got A Fight On Her Hands as Marion Cotillard is in Talks to Join Batman 3


11-11-11 Trailer: Did We Learn Nothing From The Number 23?


"Howlin' For You" Video: I Will Get The Information I Want, Even If I Have To Stab It Outta You


X-Men: First Class Trailer: I Halted That Illusion, I'm Not Your Average Guy


They're My Theme Music. Every Hero's Got To Have Some


How To Fight Loneliness


A Thinly Veiled Excuse To Post Pictures Of Famke Janssen And Other Pretties


You're Finally Getting The Green Lantern You Wanted


You're Much Too Young, Girl


Finally, Some Good Remake News


I'm Hell


Needs More T-Rex


Gods And Robots And Painful Stereotypes


Heroes, Pandas And Pirates


Look Upon Its Ghastly Visage And Tremble


It's All Ball Bearings These Days


Man, Just Cause It's A Theme Song, Don't Make It Not True


Wherein I Combine Minotaurs, The Civil War, The Magna Carta, Tom Hardy, and Tony Todd All In One Post


You Are Everything That Is Wrong In The World


Dogtooth Review: It's Cool To Love Your Family


This Man. Fat Suit. 'Nuff Said.


Like Tron, But French... And Sexier


Now This Is How You Make A Friggin' Ensemble Comedy


The Rite Review: By Demons Be Driven


TK OUT!


More Mysteries, Fewer C*cksuckers


Sometimes I Despair The World Will Never See Another Man Like Him


Wild And Bereft, Assassin Is Born


Welcome To The Most Insanely, Awesomely Ridiculous Thing You Will Ever See


I Must Be Tripping Balls


You Can Get With This, Or You Can Get With That


Sunsets Are Beautiful. Newborn Babies Are Beautiful. This... This Is F*cking Spectacular!


Believe Me, I Know You Work Insidiously


Study Says a Specific Subset of Couples Unable to Agree on Monogamy (Blogosphere Loses Its Mind In Response)


That Is The Sound Of Inevitability


Whoops - Wrong Crappy 3D Movie About Blue People


Some Who Say I've Lost My Mind, Brother Try And Hope To Find


There Goes My Hero


The Charming Potato Image Re-Invention Project, Vol. 2.0


I Don't Remember Half The Time If I'm Hiding Or I'm Lost


So Let's Kick, And Push, And Coast


If You Wanna Find Hell With Me, I Can Show You What It's Like


What Crappy Movies You Have


Genital Warts On The Face Of British Comedy


Now We're Shooting With Mind Bullets


Meow


Can't You See What You Have Wrought Here, Bloody Battles Will Be Fought Here


Yesterday's Children Of Tomorrow Are Here Today


The Movie We Wanted Isn't Happening... But There's Still Good News (For Once)


If You're Gonna Scream, Scream With Me... Moments Like This Never Last


Trying To Tame The American Horse


Welcome To The Most Baffling Trailer Of The Week


Who Knew Falling In Love With The Dead Could Be So Charming?


An Instructional Video On How To Get Kidnapped In Argentina


The Sun's Gone Dim And We Are Screwed


Have Faith In Me, Cause There Are Things That I've Seen I Don't Believe


Lena Headey Cares Not For The Law


Because More Noomi Rapace Is Never A Bad Thing


It's The Best Mindf*ck Yet


Classical Bible Stories Get Modernized. Or Not. It's Complicated... Meaning Stupid.


I Don't Know What's Going On, But I Think I Like It


The Best Fake Band Names Created By Pajiba Commenters


They Call Me... They Call Me... Stalker!


And If We Threw It All Away, Things Can Only Get Better


Hansel Gets A New Gretel To Hunt With


Absent Gods And Creatures Foul


A Study In Boobs, Butts, And Blood


I Had A World Where I Still Had You, Oh I Wish I Was Crazy Again


The Lights Are Blinding My Eyes


TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB SCRIPT IS!


Cthulhu Is Calling, And He Is No Longer F**king Around


Sometimes The Best Ones Are The Ones You Don't See


Remorse Is For The Dead


I Have Lost The Will To Live, Simply Nothing More To Give


Girl Is On My Mind


I Was Comin' Down The Mountain, Met A Child She Had Pin Eyes


I Don't Know What The F*ck Just Happened, But I'm Interested


Robert Pattinson To Detonate Panties Without Sparkling


A Handy Guide To Green Heroes, And Cameron Diaz Is Melting


Go To Sleep My Brothers, I'm Alright To Drive


This Isn't My First Rodeo, Mr. Stark


Somedays You Get The Bear. Today Is That Day.


The Pirate In Me Is Lost Somewhere At Sea


I Wanna Savage Your Spinal Remains


On And On South Of Heaven


Yet Another Rowlesian Work Of Whimsy... Featuring John Cleese


How We Calmed The Tides Of War... We Are Your Overlords


Australia Wants To Scare The Sh*t Out Of You - For Free


Is That You Bay, Or Just A Brilliant Disguise


All Shall Love Me And Despair


Because Everything Is Better With More Olyphant


I Want To Live, I Want To Love, But It's A Long Hard Road Out Of Hell


The Downfall Of Val Kilmer - A Study In Posters


The Greatest Thing In The History Of The Universe


High School Puke-ical


And Now The Screaming Starts


I Said Jump Down On Jump Street


20 Years After "Twin Peaks" And He Still Freaks Me The F*ck Out


Still Trying To Get Her Groove Back


I Remember My Dream Now... Why I Dug The Holes


I'm The Guy Who Does His Job. You Must Be The Other Guy


Give Me Sweet Lies, And Keep Your Bitter Truths


The Hopelessly Hopeless Marching


Oh, You English Are So Superior


OMG IT'S THE AWESOMEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF AWESOME


I'm Pretty Sure Kemo Sabe Just Means Dumbass Cracker


Somehow, Someone Has Made Russell Brand Adorable


Happy Thanksgiving, Pajibans.


I Guess The Good Times, They Were All Just Killing Me


That Girl Is Dope


Karl Urban Really Is The Law


On A Steel Horse I Ride


What Big Eyes You Have, Amanda Seyfried


In Brightest Day...


I Know There's Better Brothers, But You're The Only One That's Mine


The Unofficial Faster Trailer Makes You Want To Smash Things


I Dub Thee Unforgiven... With Aliens


Nicolas Cage Battles Witches, Hairstylists, And Narcolepsy


What I Do Best Isn't Very Nice


First Trailer and Images Of Winnie The Pooh -- IN 3D!


Charming Potato: Legionnaire


I Won't Tell You You Can Save Yourself, Because You Can't


The Island Is Silent Now, But The Ghosts Still Haunt The Waves


I Can't Sleep Until I Devour You


Prove Yourself. A Pajiba Test Of Wills


The Unthinkable Has Become Thinkable


At Last, A Remake Of A Film That Hasn't Even Been Released Yet


We Are One Step Closer To The Inevitable Pirates Vs. Ninjas Movie


She Wanted To Be A Secret Girl, A Waking Dream


How Can You Say That This Town Is Insane? Perhaps It's We Who Are Insane.


Welcome To Awesometown


Batman Needs A Woman


Undead Cowboys And The End Of The World


She Looks So Good In Red, American Nightmare Running Scared


Wake Up Dead


The Statham. 'Nuff Said.


Oh Captain My Captain


Broken Bodies In A Death Rock Dance Hall


The Music Is Reason Enough


The Heart's A Lonely Hunter


No One Is Safe From The Ratnerf*cking


A Terrifying New Serial Killer Movie! By Which I Mean... Stupid.


This Week In Hollywood Casting Word Jumble!


You Asked The Question, Here's The Answer. Let's Get Bloody


It's Hard To Believe We Need A Place Called Hell


So You're Him, Huh? The Avenger. The Killer Of Killers


All My Cat Does Is Bite People


Superf*cked


Suck Out The Poison


It's The Loneliness That's The Killer


I Just Want Your Extra Time And Your...


Over Hills, This Lovely Creature, Over Mountains, Over Ranges


Tongues Flash And Flick As If They're Screaming


Nerdgasm


Tower Of Suck Is More Like It


Whipping You Up Into An Undead Fever Pitch


Why Can't We Brothers Protect One Another


Wolverine 2 May Feature More Lesbian Ballerinas, Time Travel


Call Sign Of Cthulhu


Will These White Girls Never Learn?


Spider-Man Gets A Villain, The Flash Gets A Deadline And A Rumor


There Goes My Hero, Watch Him As He Goes


The Rock Finally Stops F*cking Around


They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From The Dead!! Ahhhh!


You People Deserve To Die


Emma Stone Confirmed In Spider-Man To Play ...


What Makes You Think You Can Be A Black Hero?


THIS! IS! KRYPTON!


Why Don't We Just Wait Here For A Little While... See What Happens


Your Mission Is To Put Your Shirt Back On


The Jackal's Eaten Enough For Today


Now Begins My Reign Of Horror


Santa Claus Will Straight-Up Murder Your Sh!t


The Coen Brothers Head West And Damn, Does It Looks Badass


The Flash! Avengers! Green Lantern! Superman! I'm Gonna Throw Up!


Excuse Me Baby, I Can't Control Myself In The Octopus Mode


We're Not Done Yet


Through The Darkest Hour, Grace Did Not Shine On Me


Death To Overcomplicate Things For A Fifth Time


The Mother Of All Garden Gnome Movies. No, Seriously.


Oh No, There Goes Tokyo


DO NOT TRUST CHILDREN. EVER.


Cthulhu Hates Airplanes


The Five Freebies: Sugar, No Cream Edition


Demonomania!


Thank God, No Purple


Maximum Fastisciousness With An Extra Side of Double Furiousitictacity


We Drink And We Fight And We Drink And We Die


Maximus To Wield Liquid Swords, And Everyone Is Kung Fu Fighting


Murder And Other Family Matters


Too Much Horror Business


You Can't Kill What's Already Dead


Dried Up, Tied And Dead To The World


A Faithless Preacher? Or A Mean Motherf**kin' Servant Of God?


The Juice Is Worth The Squeeze


Prepare To Have Your Mind Blown


Janice Ian Gits Her Gun


Uwe Boll Tries To Win "Most Loathed Director" Award


Drokk It, This Really Is Happening


The Mystery Of Paul W.S. Anderson


The Bums Will Always Lose


We've Got To Fight The Powers That Be


Seriously. Shoot Your Agent.


Don't You Tell Me You Don't Remember Me Because I Sure As Heckfire Remember You


Your Suffering Will Be Legendary, Even In Hell


Let's Try To Make The Flaming Skull, Demon Possessed Biker Less Boring This Time, OK?


From The Good Star Wars Producer -- Nazis! Tanks! Monsters!


Just How Deep Do You Believe? Will You Bite The Hand That Feeds?


The Zombie Apocalypse -- Bringing Back My Faith In Television


OK, Calm Down, It Was Just A Bird. You Don't Control The Birds. You Will Some Day, But Not Today.


Hail Satan!


Well, That Didn't Take Long


Just Another Happy Bloodbath


What The F*ck, Rachel?


It's Baby Punching Time


Bad Blood Ties


I Would For You


RIP, Wes Craven's Career


Prepare To Witness Everything I Hate


Face The Thing That Should Not Be


The Chronic(WHAT!)les Of Narnia


Matthew Vaughn's Mutantpalooza Continues


Try To Ignore The Cliches


You Bawling, Blasphemous, Incharitable Dog!


Come To Me, Nerdlingers, And Let Us Plan Our Takeover


Maximum Ridiculosity


Far Too Cute


Turk Does The Dance With Aliens


The Dark Knight Rejuvenated


Felicia Day: Werewolf Killer


You Whip Out A Couple Of Swords At Your Ex-Girlfriend's Wedding? They Will Never, Ever Forget It.


Dear Dustin: No. Hell No.


How Much You Wanna Bet A "Monkeying Around" Joke Will Be Used?


Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger


To Fight The Horde, Sing And Cry: Valhalla, I Am Coming


Like Office Space With More Murderous Rage


Because You Are All Beautiful Snowflakes


Ray Harryhausen Would Be Proud


A Dark And Grim Force Set Sail


Charlie Is Gonna Be Pissed


Oh, Suck It


Dragons, Samurai, and Giant Robots. You Will Be Unprepared


There Is No Day Greater Than New Nic Cage Hair Day


I, For One, Welcome Our New Tentacled Overlords


Nasty, Brutish, and Short


Will Karl Urban Be the Law?


The Newest Soldier in the Zombie Apocalypse


Nobody Kills Me Until I Say So


Now That's More Like It


What Do Katherine Heigl and Ferris Bueller Have in Common?


I Did It for My Family


Your Friends May Get Me in a Rush, But Not Before I Make Your Head Into a Canoe


The Hall of Asgard, Sneering Barbarians, and... Some Very Impressive Abs


We're Running Out of Ideas!


Battling Seizure Robots!


Planes, Trains, Automobiles, The Downey, and Galifianakis


You've Never Seen Me Very Upset


This Isn't Mischief, This Is Mayhem


Trapped in an Elevator With M. Night Shyamalan


Soon, The Nolans Will Direct Everything


Hell Awaits


¿Quien Es Mas Macho?


She Will Hide in Silence, Then Her Day Will Come


Edward Norton No Smash


Chris Columbus to Direct Superman?


Best Buy Develops New Mobile App for Despicable Me


I Love Them Whores They Never Judge You


Do You Like the Smell of Adventure?


Meet the World's Deadliest Assassin


If I Should Fall From Grace With God


No Gods. No Kings. Only Men.


Marcus Nispel Does Not Understand the Riddle of Steel


Welcome Back to the Hell of Being Cut to Pieces


The Clowns Have Been Sent In to Ruin Everything


This Lady Is Not for Turning


A New Kind of Fan Film


Lindsay Lohan to Do a Pile of Drugs, Have a Lot of Freaky Sex


The Ants Go Marching and Will F*ck You Up


Heeeere, Lizard Lizard Lizard


Johnny Depp Is a Chameleon. No, I Mean a Literal, Actual Chameleon


Emma Frost, Paul Bettany, and Bruce Campbell Is Absolutely Delicious


Too Much Horror Business


You Are a God Among Insects. Never Let Anyone Tell You Different.


Let's Run Away Somewhere. Anywhere. The Farther the Better.


I'm Gonna Have Me Some Fun


Yes, That's Helen Mirren. With a Machine Gun


Is This the Next Snake Plissken?


They Will Devour Your Soul


Disney's Newest Fairy Tale Is Decidedly Not Grimm


What I Do Best Isn't Very Nice


Milla Jovovich Will Kill Zombies In Your Lap


I Know It Isn't Your Scene, It's Better Than a Sex Scene


When We Meet You Will See, I Will Destroy Everything of Beauty


Yours Is Not a God of Love


Words Fail Me


The Moppet And The Annoying Kid Get On A Boat


The Greatest Star Wars Movie Since Return of the Jedi


Nic Cage's Head to Burst Into Flames Once More


The Rebirth of Slick


Hurtpool! Where's the Fun in That?


Can You See Kristen Stewart Here?


When You Play the Game of Thrones, You Win or You Die. There Is No Middle Ground.


Sam Worthington Will Be All Up In Your Sh*t Next Year


Natalie Portman and Chris Hemsworth Are Really Quite Charming Together


Jay Baruchel, Monica Bellucci and the Continuing Adventures of Nic Cage's Hair


Are We Slowly Headed Towards a Justice League Film?


Can We Start an Official "Save Idris Elba" Campaign?


Michael Jai White in The Unthinkable


After The Ratnerf*cking, There's Nowhere to Go But Up


One of the Greatest Comic Books Ever Getting Adapted


Will Billy Elliot Be the Next Spider-Man? Plus, More Captain America News


Today in Hollywood Word Jumble:


It's Not What You Think


Gary Oldman to Add Spy to an Already Impressive List


Captain America, The Avengers Just Got Better


Armies Of The Dead Surviving, Armies Of The Hungry Ones


This Is The Really Real World, There Ain't No Comin' Back


America, F**k Yeah


Back Into The Nightmare


District 9's Sharlto Copley - Director? With Bonus Rutger Hauer!


Further Lessons in How to Make a Movie Poster


Our Time Honored Tradition of Cannibalism


I Like to Keep This Handy for Close Encounters


The Money Still Gleams in My Hand Like a Light


The Next Great Horror Innovation?


What Kind of Crazy Person Would Mess With Danny Trejo's Family?


Adventures in the Awesomely Awful, Starring Kevin Sorbo... And Boobs


How Is It That a Movie That Doesn't Exist Has Such Awesome Trailers?


Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood


Mickey Rourke Continues to Look Freaky


This Place Is a Prison and These People Aren't Your Friends


What If You're Not Meant to Love the One You Love?


It Must Be Bizarro Day - Fox Is Making Smart Decisions


Shuck and Jive Will Not Return in Transformers 3


A Man So Hard His Veins Bleed Ice


Jon Favreau Has Some Ideas for Iron Man's Next Foe


I Live My Life a Quarter Mile at a -- Oh, Sorry. Wrong Crappy Diesel Franchise


Sigh. Yet Another Mexican - Indian Romance/ Revenge/ Kidnapping Movie


Never Trust a Talking Dog


Nothing More Dangerous Than a Woman With an Ass-Katana


Robert Rodriguez Directs Kat Dennings and Puppies


I'm Gonna Have Me Some Fun


Diane Lane Races Horses, Is Still Beautiful


Do Not Attempt to Resist the Clooneyness


In Case You Were Wondering, Yes, Transformers 3 Will Out-Stupid Its Predecessors


Taste the Pain


Mailing It In, Zombie-Style


Meet the New Jackie Kennedy


Great Odin's Raven!


Boromir Gets a Second Chance


The Scream 4 Teaser Poster Is a Picture of Awesome


Luc Besson Creating The Transporter TV Show


Exclusive: Warner Brothers Developing Starman Film


What the Hell Is Leelee Sobieski Doing Here?


Killer? Savior? Both?


Mutilation Is the Most Sincere Form of Flattery


You Made Me Love You


In Madness You Dwell


John Woo Getting Back to Greatness


My Sh*t Always Works Sometimes


Dumb Movie Featuring Useless Actor Gets Crappy Writer


The Awesome Movie You'll Probably Never See


Now That's My Kind of Crazy


Oh Neil Patrick Harris, What Do They Have On You?


Well You're Kinda Looking at Me Like I've Got to Set You Free


I Admire Your Adherence to Violence as a Necessary Adjunct to the Job.


Joss Whedon's Involvement With Marvel Films Even Bigger Than Expected


You Can Teach Them to Hate the Things You Hate


Everyone's a Hero In Their Own Way


Tell Them Riddick's Dead. He Died Somewhere Back On That Planet.


In Brightest Day, In Blackest Night...


Colin Farrell to Enter Rom-Com Hell


Get Ready for the Next Great Female Action Star


Just a Feast of Gore and Blood, We Bite


The Youth Are Getting Restless


Brad Dourif Is Still Creepy, and How to Make a Great Movie Poster


Drop Your Tacos or I'll Blow Your Brains Out.


This Is The Man Who Will Save Us From the Zombie Apocalypse?


Ryan Reynolds to Rise From the Dead, Crack Wise


Let's Try This Yet Again, Shall We?


Milla, Kicking Your Ass in 3-D


Not As Bad As You'd Imagine. Trust Me.


You'll Beg for the Centipede After This


These Hybrid Moments


Assembling All The Avengers News Is Getting to Be a F**king Chore


Titanically Awesome


Staggeringly Beautiful


Navy Seals and the Battle for Atlantis?


It's a Transformation With an Urge to Kill


Death Comes Ripping


Mommy, Can I Go Out and Kill Tonight?


Less Rourke, More Cheadle


Very Anxious to Learn the Business


If Man's Dignity Lies In Thought, Then Let Us All Strive To Think Well


Luck Favors the Prepared


This Week In Hollywood Word Jumble:


Will Smith Needs To Choose: Unnecessary Sequel, or Interesting Concept Piece


Abandon Your Friends


Shake Your Body Down to the Ground


Who Will Assemble The Avengers


Update: Took Friggin' Long Enough


Get Ready To Break Your Brain


How Does It Feel to Be Hunted?


The Awesomeness of The Statham Cancels Out the Awfulness of Simon West


Suicide Bomber Comedy. Need I Say More?


You Had Me at Ed Harris, But the Rest Is Pretty Damn Interesting Too


Sigourney Weaver Gets In on the Vampire Action


Just Cause She Dances Go-Go, It Don't Make Her A Ho, No


Really? Charming Potato Might Be Captain America? Really?


Conan Has a New Daddy


Daddy's Little Girl... Is a Killer


She Says the Jungle... It Just Came Alive and Took Him


Captain America, Meet Your Big Bad


Make Peace With Your Gods


The Real Glory Is Being Knocked to Your Knees and Then Coming Back.


How to Market a Movie Properly


Not to Worry - The Man Pictured Here Will Not Be Captain America


Florida Bill Seeks to Fund Films With "Traditional Family Values"


Greetings, Programs


Felicia Day to Fight Werewolves


I Think This Is a Great Idea


In War We're Tough and Able


The Bank is Worth the Risk


Avatar Baddie Might Kill Conan's Daddy


Death Race 2: 2 Deathy 2 Racey Features a Disturbing Lack of The Statham


As I Would Not Be a Slave, So I Would Not Be a Master


Copycats and Needless Remakes


Can Liam Neeson Raise Christina Ricci From the Dead?


I Know I'm With 'Em, But I Ain't Like Them


Got the Time Tick Tick Tickin' in My Head


I Swear to God, I'm Gonna Pistol-Whip the Next Guy Who Says "Shenanigans."


The Work of Angels


Superman Lives


What Is Best in Life?


When It's Time To Collect, It's Only Heroes Who Pay


This Pic Is the Least I Could Do for You


Get Rich and Stop Tryin'


Those Who Worship Evil's Might


Vikings at the Gates


Ben Stiller, There's Hope for You Yet


This Lie of a Life Came as Quickly as it Can Dissolve


Six Degrees to Southeast Asia


I Like to Play With Things a While Before Annihilation.


Wolves Are Speedier Than Little Girls, Barely Pausing to Devour Jackrabbits and Squirrels


You've Brought This on Yourselves, And I Will Never Forgive You


Original? No. But Hey... Rip Torn!


Now It's Better Than Real, It's a Real Imitation


She Is Good And She Is Bad, No One Understands


Less Sparkly, More Stabby


She Always Brings Me What I Need


*headdesk*


Your Local Multiplex Is About to Get Impossibler


The Beautiful People Get Sick


The Heist Flick Gets Teenified


I Don't Know What the Hell's In There, But It's Weird and Pissed Off


Does This Look Infected?


America, F*ck Yeah


The Boy That You Loved Is The Man That You Fear


Fasterousness and Furiousity


Yup. Again.


I'm Definitely Too Old for This Sh*t


Puny Humans


From Naked Blue Superhero to Insurance Sales


There Can Be Only One... Teen Wolf


By the Beard of Zeus!


You Think This "A" Stands for France?


Odi Profanum Vulgus Et Arceo


Let's Forget Tomorrow, It's Too Far Away


Say Good-Bye to Your Big Ugly Friend


Avengers: Assembled


My Favorite Part Was When They Used the Ponytail of Life as a Joystick to Drive the Dragons


Samuel L. Jackson to Star in Everything, Ever


This Is Where You Fall Down


Whozawhatnow?


The Grapes of Maynard James Keenan's Wrath


God Damn You All to Hell


Madness Down Under


Very Simple: There's a Ghost in the House? Get the F**k Out


Your Suffering Shall Be Endless


The Ten Best Comic Book Movies of the Aughts


Back to the Beginning


Iron Man Lives Again


Take a Look at These Crazy Eyes, Mama Tell Me if I'll Be All Right


Daddy's Little Girl


Surprisingly Creepy


My Head Is Bloody But Unbowed


More Titans Clashing and Krakens ... Um... Krakening


With a Bang, Followed by a Long, Miserable Whimper


You're Thrashing All Around, Acting Like a Maniac - Whiplash!


The Thirteen Best Movie Villains of the Decade


A Boondock Saint Goes to Space


Hey Everybody! Look! Look! It's New Nic Cage Hair Day!


Everything Is Better With Explosions


'Cause Now Youve Got to Fly, (Fly High) Fly to the Angels


The First Look at the Final Chapter


McG Determined to Further Ruin Everything You've Ever Loved


Richard B. Riddick. Escaped Convict. Murderer.


Insert "Hole" Joke Here


Steve Buscemi and a Whole Lot More


Brittany Murphy Is Gonna Get Herself Shot


Martial Arts Kickassery ... In French


Will I Last Through This Glorious Nightmare


Introducing War Machine


Clash of the Tweens... Now Featuring Sean Bean!


Needs More Jet Li, Less Crappiness


Jeremy Renner Could Be Hawkeye


Matthew Broderick and ... Omar?


The Six Worst Movie Sidekicks


Good Writing Gets Bad Writers


Great Odin's Raven!


The Howling Gets Neutered


Where's a Bear Trap When You Need One?


Stringer Bell Goes to Asgard


Idiots Rule


A Taste of Next Year's Horrible Horror Movies


Brad Pitt Gets Into Games


Robert Pattinson Acts, Doesn't Sparkle


Behold ... I Will Destroy You All


Don't Worry, It's Not a Remake


Deep Rising on a Plane


Unsuspecting Victims, No Warnings No Signs


Starring Edward Norton and Edward Norton


All Right Meow, Where Were We?


The Dude Goes Country and Gets Some Oscar Buzz


Welcome Back to Fright Night


Kristen Stewart Throws Bella Down the Stairs, Starts Acting for Real


Let's Play "What the Hell Is This Movie About"


Introducing the Next Great Superhero


Don't Imagine Anything, You'll Become Brave as Hell.


Reptiles and Felines Abound


Game Movies to Have Little to Do With Games


I Wanna Be Your Dog


Let's Have a Bachelor Party With Chicks and Guns and Fire Trucks and Hookers and Drugs and Booze!


Will You Bite the Hand that Feeds?


RESISTANCE IS FUTILE


That Sand's Gonna Get Everywhere


Night of the Living Rednecks


Let's Play "Phrases That Don't Belong Together"


I'm Screaming Revenge Again


Up Above Aliens Hover Making Home Movies for the Folks Back Home


He Hates Me Like A Bastard


Now Drink to Desolation, Drink to God's Demise


Adam Sandler with the Greatest Comedic Idea of All Time


Freeman? Damon? Eastwood? There's an Oscar in there Somewhere


Fill Your Hands, You Son of a Bitch.


No Man of the Flesh Could Ever Stop Me


If He Dies, He Dies


He Rights Wrongs and Punishes Evildoers


Shoot to Thrill, Play to Kill


Boring Just Got Slightly Less Boring


It's Like The Pacifier. But Worse.


No, It's Not a Black Dynamite Sequel


Neil Patrick Harris Fights Batman. With Song.


The Good and the Flat-Out F**king Weird


If You Want to Make Peace With Your Enemy, You Have to Work With Your Enemy.


I Have an Iron Man In My Pants


It's Not That I Can't Help These People. It's Just I Don't Want To.


Blow Up the Outside World


Proyas Tackles the Tripods


What Took You So Long?


Actressin' Ain't Always Bad


Bring Out Your Dead


Pray, True Believers


This Day Anything Goes, Burning Bodies Hanging from Poles, I Remember Halloween


I'm Not Addicted to Cocaine... I Just Like the Way It Smells.


Some Say that Pirates Steal and Should Be Feared and Hated; I Say We're Victims of Bad Press, It's All Exaggerated


How Does It Feel to Be Hunted?


Just 'Cause She Dances Go-Go, It Don't Make Her a Ho, No


It's Freaky Hybrid Baby Time!


Finally, A Man Worth Killing


Picture Me Rollin'


Because We All Need More KABOOM! In Our Lives


They're Gonna Set You Up, So They Can Take You Down


Here Is Something You Can't Understand


The Beast Of The Jungle, Killing Just For His Existence, Is Called Savage.


It's About Friggin' Time


The Predator Is F**ked


I'll Spit My Venom In The Eyes Of Your World


If You're Gonna Scream, Scream With Me


Click It. You Know You Want To.


Never Sleep Again


People Come And Go So Quickly Here


Battleship, Take Notice


Barbie? He-Man? The Toys Will Destroy Us All


Marvel Movies A-Plenty


Archie! Jughead! That Other Guy!


There Will Be More Than One


No, Not Legion: The Series


Mutant Fever Continues


Madchen Amick Returns! Um... Yay?


Michael Caine Will Mess You Up


Your Mission, Should You Choose To Accept It:


A-Team, ASSEMBLE!


The Zombie Apocalypse Has Arrived


WOLVERINES!


Superman Might Actually Be Dead


Anybody Who Speaks Badly Of Revenge Ain't Never Lost Nothing Important


Your Daily Stupid Movie News


Today's Obligatory Variety-Style Headline:


Bear Left! Right Frog!


A Man So Hard, His Veins Bleed Ice


Prime Directive: Exterminate The Whole Human Race


This Is The Ghouls Night Out


Deep Is The Dark From The Depths Of The Dive


They Drew First Blood, Not Me


I Pity The Fool Who... No. I Refuse To Make That Joke


Zombies & Scientists & Guns &... Wait... This Sounds Familiar


She Gives A Smile When The Pain Comes


Your Daily Remake News


So I'm Sailin, Yeah I'm Sailin' On


He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It


Do It Again


The Killer In Me Is The Killer In You


They Call Us Walking Corpses, Unholy Living Dead


Journeys Veer This Way And That


You're Wading Knee Deep And Going In, And You May Never Come Back Again.


The Mouse's Rampage Continues


You Kids And Your Sparkly Vampires... Musical Edition


Back Up, Put The Gun Down, And Get Me A Pack Of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.


The News About Brighton Rock?


Quirky Songstresses, Take 2


Vin Diesel To Blow More Sh*t Up


The Truth Is That I Feel Better Because I've Forgiven Everyone


Even More Good News!


Son's Gonna Rise


Will Smith To Get Called An A-Hole One More Time


Could It Be? An Actor's Musical Project That Doesn't Suck?


Oh, What a World!


The Apocalypse Sure Is Catchy


Robert Zemekis And The Face That He Keeps In A Jar By The Door


SPEECHIFYING


Spider-Man News. Does Anyone Even Care?


And Out Of The Beats Of Tomorrow, Tell Me What Beat Fills The Night


Robert Redford At It Again


Burn Hollywood Burn


The Day The Music Died


The Vampire Tony Stark


Don't Ever Tell Anyone What She Did


I Do Believe I Understand Now


God Hates Us All


And The Sun Will Never Shine On This Cold Dead Heart Of Mine


Variety Is The Spice Of Life


It's About Damn Time


Hey Bands I Like, Don’t Listen To Me


Who's Ready For More Vamp/Werewolf Dullness?


Peace and Love Goes Broke


"A Gummo-esque musical"


A Gentle Urban Folk Explosion


Sh*tkickin' Zombie Goodness


Seth Bullock You Ain't, Buddy


Wilco (The Review)


Hands Down, the Illest Ventriloquist...


Though We May Deserve It, It Will Be Worth It


In Brightest Day, In Blackest Night


Here Comes Your Man


To Die Unsung Would Really Bring You Down


Some Say It's Mystic, You Can't Resist It


Rusted From the Rain


Disorder, Chaos, Anarchy: Now That's Fun!


The South Rises Again


Get Well Soon


Simplicity Is Beautiful


Alt-Mellow


A Catacomb Is A Dusty, Barren Graveyard


Hip Hop Started Out In The Heart


Commence Geekgasm!


Drink Up Me Hearties, Yo Ho


I Don't Know My Way Home.


Picture Him. Only Smaller.


From Rhythm and Blues to Death Metal


Don't Stop Dragging the Lake


Whatever Doesn't Kill You Simply Makes You Stranger


Rocking Your Face Off. Now That's Progressive


The Kid Is Not My Son


The Riddle of Steel


The Baffled King Said No More Hallelujah


Forget About Deadpool


Welcome To Music Town, May I Service You?


Delicate Hearts, Diabolical Minds


Motley Crue, Marilyn Manson, The Pixies, and Devo?!?


Radical Rock Meets Revolution Rap


You've... been... BAD!


The Best Albums of the Last Six Months


Trent Reznor Will Save Your Life


Gaze Into Insanity


Death Comes Ripping


From the First to the Last of It, Delivery is Passionate


Don't Confront Me With My Failures


Please Refine Your Search For Hip Hop


Tell Me I'm A Keeper


I swear I Want 'Em to Play That Song on the Pipes At My Funeral When I Die


There Is Some Weird S**t Going Down


No One Wants To Be Defeated


Give the Coasts a Rest, the Midwest is Truly the Best


Avengers Assemble!


I’ve Had a Good Time But This Wasn’t It


Grab a Glass and Shake Your Ass


Rise Up, With or Without Fists


Everything Is Possible and Nothing Is Real


I've Seen A Million Faces, And I've Rocked Them All


In the Court of Kings


To a New World of Gods and Monsters


Take a Look at Your Life, You Kneel Before Your Heroes - You're Nothing Till the Weekend


I'm Wondering Why I Got Out Of Bed At All


Got the Cure if You Love Cats Are Feelin' Depressed


Playing For Change - Now Featuring Zombies!


I Never Meant To Cause You Any Sorrow


Next Stop: Mars


Geek Armageddon Narrowly Avoided


This Shark, Swallow You Whole.


Top 10 Songs by Terrible Singers Saying "I Love You"


Orchestrating the Guitar Like An Army, a Guitar Army


We Don't Need Another xXx


Superficially Deep


You Who Quote the Legends, You Who Poisoned All of My Dreams


You Should Have Killed Me When You Had the Chance


Your College Tastes Like Dogs**t.


Once Again Back Is The Incredible


Sh!t Just Got Weird


Enjoy The Silence, WalMart


George W. Bush Doesn't Like Black Music


Ben Folds' Grand Experiment


People Are Turning Into Pigs. War Pigs, That Is.


Watching the Mighty Fall


Bands That Still Have the Benefit of the Doubt


Welcome To Your Doom


Disorder. Chaos. Anarchy: Now That's Fun.


Genius and Beauty in Music


Reznor Slaps Prince and Weezer Around A Bit


Gerard Butler To Try On The Statham's Pants


Get Ready To See Another Classic Novel Ruined


At Last, Good Movie News! No, Really!


Bands That Need To Stop


You Can't Stop The ROCK


There Is Nothing Zoe Can't Do


Kevin Grievoux Getting Noticed


Beastie Boys Storm Texas and More


Because Ghost World and Ghost Town Were Taken...


Declawed


If Music Is The Victim, Then So Am I


Holding Hands, Skipping Like a Stone, Burn the Witch, Burn to Ash and Bone


I'm Not the One You Want, Babe, I'm Not the One You Need


Well... I Damn Sure Didn't See This Coming...


On A Thursday Lord I Begged 'Em Not To Knock Me Down Again


Here Comes Your Man


Bees, Castles, and Boris Yeltsin


Take Your Turtle Power And...


Doom and Theatre and mmm... Karen O


Brett Ratner Might Destroy The Universe


Talk Hard


Drink Up Me Hearties, Yo Ho


No, It's Pronounced "Fronkensteen"


Music Has A Pulse


Echos, Storms and Tough Girls


English, Motherfu**er, Do You Speak It?


Getting So Much Better All The Time


This Week In Weird Wolverine News


Late For The Future


Supersonic Bionic Robot Voodoo Power


Because There Can Never Be Enough Trent Reznor News


My Time's Like Water Down a Drain


Musical Tourism: Roll Up for the Magical Mystery Tour


Hoboing It at the 2009 SXSW Music Conference


You Wait For Someone That'll Make the Waiting Worth the Wait


What's Next? The Blue Beetle?


PajibaCon East Update and More!


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Since You've Been Gone, You Haven't Missed Much


Bonnie Princes, Love's Hazards and Ex-Norweigans


Tickle My Ivories


Impractical Demonkeeping


Pajiba-Con East?


Today, We Escape


Still Not What You're Looking For


Irish For a Day


Great Odin's Raven!


By Combining a Paper Clip, a Toothbrush and My Own Urine...


Does Jack White Ever Sleep?


You're Too Old to Stop Me. You're All Too Old.


They’ll Find A Way To Pull Stars Down


The Metalocalypse is Nigh


Smack My Bitch Up


I'm Getting a Little Goddamn Tired of Clobbering Time


Shut Up, Put Down the Mic, and Play


Music News 03/09/09


Mad Max 4 Anime


Hellraiser Reboot


Wonder Woman Review


Pandorum Trailer


Androgyny and Music


Daft Punk and Tron 2


The Best Albums Of The Aughts Diversion


P.O.S. Never Better Review


Rape A Love Story Bello Jackson


Bands That Like to Play Dress-Up


Sam Jackson Is Nick Fury


Music News 03/02/09


Budding Film Composers


Lily Allen Review


Religion and Music


Music News 02/23/09


Three Music DVDs


Vacation Playlist


Telefon Tel Aviv


Music News 02/16/09


A Jazz Primer


Tonight Franz Ferdinand Review


Womb Movie


Music News 02/10/09


Grammys Real Time Review


Favorite Guitar Solos


Drug Songs Playlist


Slap Shot Remake


The Ward News


Fastball Review


Music News 02/02/09


Predator Reboot


Bands That Died Too Young


Animal Collective Review


The Dark Age of Metal


More Deadpool in Wolverine Movie


Favorite Closing Tracks


The Hurt Locker Trailer


Way of War Trailer


Music News 012209


Bill Hader Slasher Film


The Golden Age of Metal


Possible Eclipse Directors


My Parents Car


Mover Review


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Favorite Albums of 2008


Fall Out Boy Folie A Deux Review


Favorite Opening Tracks


Solid Gold Review


Echelon Conspiracy Trailer


Billboard's Top Ten Albums


The Year In Review Part 7


Favorite Discoveries Part 3


The Year In Review Part 6


Forbidden Planet Remake


The Year In Review Part 4


The Year In Review Part 5


The Year In Review Part 3


Favorite Discoveries Day 2


Favorite Discoveries Day 1


Halloween Sequel Remake


Dr. Horrible Soundtrack Review


Ipod Diversion


The Year In Review Part 2


The Crow Remake


The Year In Review Part 1


Fired Up Trailer


Rock of Ages Movie


Southern Rock


Cadillac Records Soundtrack Review


A Colbert Christmas


Next Year's Music


They Live Remake


Grammy Nominations 2008


Music News 12/04/08


The Killers Day and Age Review


Britney Spears Circus Review


Ted Leo and Ween


Rolling Stone List


Chinese Democracy Review


The A's


Year Long Disaster Review


Bolt


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Wednesday Music Reviews 11/19/08


Top Twenty Musicians Who Decided To Become Actors


Country Music Almost Killed Me


Pajiba Music Announcement


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American History X


Films of John Carpenter


Deep Rising


Titus


RIP Paul Newman


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