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Tucker Carlson Unveils His Version Of 'Jaws'

By Andrew Sanford | TV | March 8, 2023 |

By Andrew Sanford | TV | March 8, 2023 |


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FOX News lies to its viewers. That’s not spin or embellishment. It is a fact. Employees (or their lawyers) have admitted it in court or texted each other about it. Everyone knows. Unfortunately, not everyone cares. FOX’s viewers still tune in in droves, and the anchors keep giving them what they want. Some have taken it a step further.

On Monday night, Tucker Carlson used his show to display severely edited footage of the January 6th Insurrection. The intent was to allege that the violent attempted coup was more like a friendly tourist trip. In other words, he lied. He lied directly to people’s faces, as he always does. Not only did he lie, he told disprovable lies. The piece of human excrement that is Tucker Carlson got caught lying and decided to double down!

It makes you wonder: how far is this subhuman monster willing to go? Millions of people watched January 6th unfold in real time! Yet, here he is, taking footage from that awful day and changing it slightly to tell more lies. What’s worse is that people believed it. Or, in the case of fellow shitheads like Elon Musk, they likely don’t believe but shared it to court neckbearded proud boy punks.

What does this have to do with Jaws?! Thank you for keeping me on track! I can make fun of Tucker Carlson as much as I want, but no one does it like the folks at The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. They began their most recent show by airing Carlson’s version of the 1975 smash hit Jaws. It’s safe to say that there are some inconsistencies. That said, I don’t think Tucker’s crowd would notice … or care.



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