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By Genevieve Burgess | TV | February 8, 2023 |

By Genevieve Burgess | TV | February 8, 2023 |


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Marvel Studios Assembled: The Making of Black Panther: Wakanda Forever on Disney+ at 3:01am ET.

Super Bowl Greatest Commercials: Battle of the Decades on CBS at 8:00pm ET. Oh good, we get to the yearly tradition of watching the commercials we watched in previous years before we watch the commercials for this year, half of which have been released already so people can watch them on their own time instead of being forced to view them while watching the actual Super Bowl. I don’t know why we’re all surprised that ad-supported streaming is turning out to be a winner when we all so clearly love ads.

Abbott Elementary on ABC at 9:00pm ET. Tonight is a Valentine’s Day episode and honestly, elementary school was the best time to celebrate Valentine’s Day. You just get to exchange silly little cards with your friends and eat a bunch of sugar and red dye and spend the day totally manic. I’m sure it was a nightmare for teachers and parents, but it was such a wonderfully uncomplicated thing that no one had to make reservations or negotiate undefined relationship statuses to figure out what to expect. Just cartoons of your choice with puns and basically pure sugar. Good times.

Kung Fu on The CW at 9:00pm ET. Third season winter premiere.

South Park on Comedy Central at 10:00pm ET. 26th season premiere.