Andy Samberg Doing His Best Nick Cage

Ted Lasso on Apple TV+ at 12:01am ET. I’m actually writing this at 9:30pm ET on March 21st and this episode is already available for me. I guess if you want to be on top of Ted Lasso start checking a few hours early. Or write some self-insert fan fic, depending on how you read that sentence.

The Masked Singer on Fox at 8:00pm ET.

Survivor on CBS at 8:00pm ET.

Chicago Fire on NBC at 9:00pm ET. Can’t forget to mention Chicago night on NBC.

Digman! on Comedy Central at 10:30pm ET. Series premiere. This is a new animated series featuring Andy Samberg, Melissa Fumero, and Tim Robinson about a celebrity archaeologist. It sounds like it has potential but it’s also on Comedy Central, which wouldn’t have given me pause about 10 years ago but does now.