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TK-Burton.jpg TK Burton, Editorial Consultant: TK Burton stumbled into the Pajiba offices 10 years ago and drunkenly declared himself Executive Director, and no one ever bothered to tell him to leave. South Africa-born and Boston-raised, he enjoys whiskey, tacos, video games, and plotting Seth's murder. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.

Netflix's 'In From The Cold' Is a Spy Thriller That Works Surprisingly Well

Now on Netflix: 'The Harder They Fall' Is a Blistering Tale of Revenge Featuring an All-Star Cast

'Eternals' Review: Marvel’s Reach Finally Exceeds Its Grasp

Now on Netflix: 'Army of Thieves' Flails Despite the Efforts of Matthias Schweighöfer and Nathalie Emmanuel

On Amazon: The Human Factor Elevates Blumhouse's 'Black as Night' Above Its Vampire Tropes

Review: 'Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings' Brings Much-Needed New Energy to the MCU

Review: The Drab, Tiring 'Snake Eyes' Tunnels Under an Already Low Bar

Review: 'F9' Has Entered the Tyson Zone and Nothing Matters Anymore

Now On Netflix: Zack Snyder's 'Army of The Dead' Is All We Need From Him Right Now

Now On HBO Max: 'Mortal Kombat' Delivers Bonkers Finishing Moves But Is Still Trash

'Moonlight' is For Everyone

'Terminator: Dark Fate' Review: Praising With Faint Damns

Review: 'IT Chapter 2' Is an Interminably Long and Lackluster Sequel

Review: 'Hobbs & Shaw' Is a Popcorn Film with No Butter or Salt

On Pokémon, Parenting Frustrations, and the Heart of the Pajiba Community

Review: Tom Holland Is Perfect In 'Spider-Man: Far From Home' Even as the Story Struggles

Review: 'Yesterday' Is Sweet, Charming, and Funny But Could Have Been More

Review: 'The Secret Life of Pets 2' Often Feels Like Everything a Kids' Film Should Not Be

Review: Despite the Chaos and Mayhem, 'Godzilla: King of the Monsters' Manages to be Surprisingly Fun

Review: 'John Wick Chapter 3 – Parabellum' Is a Curious Combination of the Predictable and the Unexpected

The 'Avengers: Endgame' Spoiler Post (There Will Be Spoilers)

A Genuinely 100 Percent Spoiler-Free Review of 'Avengers: Endgame'

Review: 'Shazam' Is a Disaster In Reverse

A Spoiler-Free Review of Jordan Peele's Two-Hour Anxiety Attack, 'Us'

Review: 'The Day Shall Come' Is a Disaster of a Film That Never Should've Been Made

SXSW Review: 'Pig Hag' Is a Deeply Moving and Emotional Experience

'Wonder Park' Review: What the Hell Did I Just Watch?

Review: 'Adopt a Highway,' Starring Ethan Hawke, Featuring the Music of Jason Isbell

Review: 'Villains,' Starring Jeffrey Donovan and Kyra Sedgwick, Is Perfect for a Lazy Popcorn Evening

The Oscars Are Like Super Bowl Half Time Performances, and Both Have Already Peaked

Review: 'How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World' Packs an Emotional Punch

Bob Kraft, Billionaire Owner of the New England Patriots, Busted for Soliciting Prostitutes

Review: 'The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part' Is a Chip Off The Old LEGO Block

15 Facts About Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that NO ONE WANTS YOU TO KNOW

Review: M. Night Shyamalan's 'Glass' Is A Bloated, Soggy Disaster

Review: 'The Upside' Is a Lazy, Boring, Aggravating Mess of a Movie

The Best Kid’s Movies of 2018

Review: 'Aquaman' Is The Most Bonkers-Silly Superhero Film this Side of Deadpool

Review: 'Bumblebee' is Fun, and Funny, and Sweet and Charming

Review: 'Mortal Engines' Is Doomed from the Start

Review: 'Creed II' Is a Riveting Sequel to 'Creed' and 'Rocky IV'

Review: 'The Grinch' Is a Feast of Who-Hash For Whos, Young and Old

Review: 'Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween' Needs More ... Jack Black?

'Smallfoot' Review from the Perspective of a Six-Year-Old Who Has Outgrown His Yeti Pajamas

Review: 'The Predator' is More Than Disappointing; It's Terrible

Review: If You Don't See 'The Meg,' Your Life Sucks And That's On You

Review: 'The Darkest Minds' Is Detrimentally Faithful to Its Source Material

'Mission: Impossible - Fallout' Is Everything We Want in an Action Movie

Review: 'Ant-Man and the Wasp' Is the Perfect Summer Film

Review: 'Upgrade' Is Unquestionably One of the Year's More Pleasant Surprises

Review: Flawed But Hysterical 'Deadpool 2' Is Profane, Insane and Unpredictable

Your Helpful, One-Stop Guide To The Nonsense That Is The 'Predator' Franchise

'Avengers: Infinity War' (Spoiler-Free) Review: I'll Be Damned, The Sons of Bitches Did It

'Avengers: Infinity War' Spoiler and Discussion Post

An Accurate List of Every Marvel Cinematic Universe Movie Ranked

'Rampage' Review: Not Even The Rock Can Carry the Weight Of All This Nonsense

The Big-Screen Adaptation of Trevor Noah's Memoir Has a Director, And Umm, So, About That ...

Review: 'Pacific Rim: Uprising' Is Often Stupid, But It Doesn't Make You Feel Stupid for Watching It

'Tomb Raider' Movie Review: New Lara Croft, Same Disappointment

By Any Means Necessary: A Closer Look At 'Black Panther's Killmonger

Review: Believe the Hype. 'Black Panther' Is F--king Amazing

Review: '50 Shades Freed' Is an Ignorant, Poisonous Anti-Feminist Hate Anthem

Review: 'Den of Thieves' Is A Smoldering Pyre of Misogyny and Cheap Stereotypes

'Tiny House Hunters': My Story

Review: Now We Know Why the Screen Gems Buried Taraji P. Henson's 'Proud Mary'

We Replicated Donald Trump's Order at McDonalds; It Did Not Go Well

White People, F--king Stop It

Review: Flawed 'Justice League' Is a Sign of Better Things To Come

For 'Thor Ragnarok,' We Salute You

Review: 'Marshall' Is Fine, But Not Worthy of The Man It Depicts

The 'Pacific Rim: Uprising' Trailer Is Here. Don't Bother Trying Not To Lose Your Sh*t

'The Lego Ninjago Movie' Review (A TK/Wee-K Production)

Review: 'Kingsman: The Golden Circle' Is Entertaining, But It's Not Very Good

Ansel Elgort's 'November Criminals' Is Everything Wrong with White Savior Bullsh*t

'Game of Thrones' Season 7 Finale Recap: Chaos Is a Motherf**king Ladder

'Game of Thrones' Recap: Holy Mother of Winter

'Game of Thrones' Recap: The Most Incredible 'Magnificent Seven' Remake Ever

'Game of Thrones' Recap: The Brutal, Flammable 'Spoils of War'

'Game of Thrones' Recap: Garbled, Creaky and Hollow

Why It's So Hard to Watch the Dog Die in Movies

Review: 'Valerian and the City of A Thousand Planets' Is All Gorgeous Wrapping Paper Around an Empty Box

'Game of Thrones' Recap, 'Dragonstone': Shall We Begin?

The Eight Best Facial Expressions From Last Season's 'Game of Thrones'

'War for the Planet of the Apes' Review: An Intense, Engaging, Deeply Satisfying Conclusion to the Trilogy

'Spider-Man: Homecoming' Review: Finally, The Spider-Man We Deserve

'Despicable Me 3' Review: Harmless, Wacky Fun

How Identity Politics Nearly Destroyed, But Then United a Small, Online Community

Ivanka Trump is the Most Sinister Motherf*cker in the Room

Review: 'Transformers: The Last Knight' Is Garbage

Under the Trump Administration, Housing for the Poor In This Country is Terrifyingly F*cked

On Art, Ignorance, and the Fight Against Fascism

The First 'Black Panther' Trailer Is Here And We Are Digging It

'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2' - James Gunn Hits The Sweet Spot Again

Re: Reports Ivanka Trump Cried Over Her Father's 'Access Hollywood' Tape

'The Fate of the Furious' Review: Shut Up, Drink Your Beer, and Enjoy the Ride

'Power Ranger' Review: Gonzo Elizabeth Banks Is Working. That. Shit

Five Not-Terrible Things About 'Iron Fist,' And Five Things We F*cking Hate

'Kong: Skull Island' Is Exactly The Big, Goofy, B-Movie Adventure That It Should Be

'Logan' Review: A Breathtakingly Brutal, Near-Perfect Western-Noir Comic Book Film

The Lessons We Must Learn From the 2017 Academy Awards

The Internet Has Lost One Of Its Most Distinctive Voices

'Get Out' Review: A Masterful Combination of Horror and Racial Commentary

Review: 'The Great Wall' Tries To Be Great, But It's Boring Nonsense

'John Wick Chapter 2' Review: Strap In and Enjoy the Blood-Soaked Ride

Nancy Pelosi Just Took Her F**king Earrings Out

'Resident Evil: The Final Chapter' Review: Get Ready For The Most Exciting Nap of Your Life

Is It OK To Punch A Nazi? Why We're Asking All The Wrong Questions

I Don't Understand the World We Live In Anymore Because I Enjoyed the Hell Out of 'xXx: Return of Xander Cage'

You Fight The Fight Wherever You Can, However You Can, Until The Fight Is Won

'Underworld: Blood Wars' Review: The Gas Station Taco of Vampire Movies

The Clever 'Sing' Shows Us All -- If You Want To Sing Out, Then Damn It, Sing Out

'Assassin's Creed' Review: Worry Not, My Friends - The Crappy Video Game Movie Streak is Intact

The Utterly Delightful 'Moana' Is Here To Bring Light To Your Darkness

'Doctor Strange' Movie Review: Let's Get Weird

Review: 'Jack Reacher: Never Go Back' Or Maybe Just Don't Go At All

'The Birth of a Nation' Review: Nat Turner, And All Those After Him, Deserve Better

This Stopped Being an Election Months Ago. This Is a War

In Honor of National One Hit Wonder Day, Here Are VH1's 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders Of The 80s

‘The Magnificent Seven’ Is Magnificently Mediocre

Behind Every Supermom Is An Incompetent Dad: This Dad Is Sick Of The Condescension

'Mechanic: Resurrection' Review: Two Incredibly Attractive People Star In One Incredibly Stupid Movie

This Song is Tight as Sh*t, But More Importantly, the Video - A Bonkers Microcosm Of The Election - is Fantastic

A Critic And His Four-Year-Old Son Debate 'Kubo and the Two Strings'

'Suicide Squad' Is Not the Virulent Vortex of Burning Garbage Critics Might Have You Believe

'Jason Bourne' Review: A Boring, Unnecessary, Unintelligibly Filmed Mess

Rush Limbaugh: 'Slavery Is Like a Wife Who Cheats On You'

Review: 'Star Trek Beyond' Is Bold As Hell

'Independence Day: Resurgence' Review: A Bigger, Badder Bucket Of Sh*t Is Still A Bucket of Sh*t

'Central Intelligence' Review: Weirdly, Charmingly Sweet For A Summer Action Movie

Reflecting On The Tonys, And What The Oscars Could Learn From Them

'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows' Review: Good Enough for Your Damn Kids

'Captain America: Civil War' Review: This Is How It's Done, Snyder!

'Game of Thrones' - 'The Red Woman': Amidst the Death and Destruction of Last Season, New Powers Are Born and Reborn

In This Life, You're On Your Own: Legendary Singer Prince is Dead at 57

IfOnly Review: Shopping For Carefully Curated, Cripplingly Expensive Experiences

If You Were Trying To Find A Way To Breed A Nerd Sh*t Storm With A Race War, Problem Solved

What's The Most Insidiously Racist Sh*t You've Ever Encountered?

I've Never Hated Anything The Way I Hate 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice'

'Daredevil' Season Two Review: Another Strong Showing From The Man Without Fear

Damn It, I Know You're Better Than This: 5 Crappy Actors Who We Know Can Do Better

'Gods Of Egypt' Is The Stupid, Clumsy, Racist Kitten Of 2016 Cinema

Dear America, Stop Worrying about Macklemore and Go on With Your Lives

'Deadpool' Review: You'll Touch Yourself Afterwards... Maybe Even During

'The Choice' Review: White Nonsense

'The Fifth Wave' Review: Generic YA Dystopian Thriller Adaptation Number 435

'Ride Along 2' Takes A Good Idea And Punches It In The Dick Until It Cries

'Point Break' Review: I'd Rather Jam A Surfboard Up My Ass

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Review: Feels Like Home

Vanilla Ice And Donkey-F*cking: The 'Ridiculous Six' Real-Time Review

'In The Heart Of The Sea' Review: High Seas! Giant Whales! Starvation! It's... Fine. It's Just Fine.

Why Casting Idris Elba as Bond Would Be a Lazy Form of Progressiveness

By Honoring The Legacy Of The Greats, 'Creed' Becomes One Of The Best

We Are Better Than This

All of You are Broken: Why Every Relationship in 'Buffy' Was Burning Garbage

Now Streaming: 'Dope,' One of the Year's Best Gems

The Ten Best Horror Movies of the Aughts (Revisited)

60 Minutes of Blank Screen and Whiskey: A Real-Time Review

Ta-Nehisi Coates Will Write Marvel's 'Black Panther' Comic, And Why That's Amazing

'Black Mass' Review: Welcome Back, Johnny Depp. You Brilliant, Terrifying Bastard.

'Hitman: Agent 47' Review: A Piece of Sh*t Rolled In Glitter is Still a Piece of Sh*t

'Straight Outta Compton' Review: Witness the Strength of Street Knowledge

'Fantastic Four' Review: At Last, A Refreshing and Original Rebo-- Just Kidding, It Sucks.

'Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation' Review: Rock On, Ethan Hunt. Rock The F*ck On.

'Ant-Man' Review: Tiny Hero, Big Heart, But A Bumpy Road

The Pajiba Guide To How To Find A Job

Today in Awesome: 'Selma' Director Ava DuVernay Will Direct 'The Black Panther'

New HBO Documentary on Gun Violence is Depressingly Well-Timed

I Don't Know How Much More Heartbreak I Can Take

You Work For The Devil, You Better Be Ready For Him: Meet Your New Punisher

'San Andreas' Review: Whatever The Rock Is Cooking Here Smells Like Hot Trash

'Game of Thrones' - 'Sons of the Harpy': I Bring You A God You Could Never Love In The Daytime

'Avengers: Age of Ultron' Review: This Is Why We Call Them Heroes

Geraldo Rivera, That Useless, Bloviating Donkey, Gets Schooled By A Baltimore Resident

There Are No Strings On Me: Your Complete 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' Primer

'Game of Thrones' - 'High Sparrow': What A Wicked Game To Play

'Game of Thrones' - 'The House of Black & White': All The Nations Lying While All Our People Crying

'Batman vs Superman: Dawn Of Justice' Trailer: Dawn Of Depression Is More Like It

Darkness, Imprisoning Me: Netflix's Daredevil Is The Best Superhero Show You've Ever Seen

The New 'Ant-Man' Trailer Is Chock Full of Schlock... But Not In A Bad Way

'Game of Thrones' - 'The Wars To Come': We're Blowing In The Wind, We Don't Know Where To Land

'The Longest Ride' Review: The One That Broke Me

'Furious 7' Review: Completely and Utterly Exhausting

'The Walking Dead' - 'Conquer': I'm Scared of the Darkness in the Light, I'm Scare of Myself Because I Know I'm Right

Your First Look At An Unlikely Jesse Eisenberg As Lex Luthor Is... Surprisingly Effective

'The Walking Dead' - 'Spend': They're Gonna Set You Up So They Can Take You Down

Shut It Down, People: Little Moppets Dubbed Over The 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron' Trailer (Including Sound Effects)

The Trailer For 'Clown' Is The Most Adorable Thing You'll See Today

'Powers' Review: If It Wasn't For Your Misfortunes, I'd Be A Heavenly Person Today

Netflix's Newest 'Daredevil' Trailer Hits All The Right Notes

'The Walking Dead' - 'Forget': Forgettable, But Necessary

'Chappie' Review: A Cruel, Crazy, Beautiful World

The Latest 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' Trailer Is Heavy on the Ultron

'The Walking Dead' - 'Remember': Under Wandering Stars I've Grown, By Myself But Not Alone

Rumor Has It The Next Spider-Man May Not Be White (And Why That's A Very Good Thing)

'The Walking Dead' - 'The Distance': Who Do You Trust?

'Kingsman: The Secret Service' Review: Anarchy In The U.K.

'The Walking Dead' - 'What Happened & What's Going On': Who Will Survive & What Will Be Left of Them?

This Is What Happens When Your Dungeon Master Drinks Drain Cleaner: Twelve Reasons To Avoid 'Seventh Son'

'The Loft' Review: A Fetid Trash Fire of Misogynistic Bullsh*t

Ten Of The Best Roles For Women in 2014 ... And Five Of The Worst

10 Of The Best Worst Speeches In Movie History

'American Sniper' Review: What Is It Good For?

Relax, Everyone. The 'Ben-Hur' Remake Is Going To Be GREAT!

'Selma' Review: Rarely Is So Pivotal A Moment In Time So Perfectly Depicted

Dragon Age And Doc McStuffins: How Some Of The Most Progressive Entertainment Is Being Found In The Unlikeliest Of Places

Because If I Must Suffer, You Must Suffer With Me: Here Are Three Terrible Things I Found Today

Chris Rock Strives To Open Eyes And Hearts With 'Top Five', The Best Film Of His Career

A Pop Quiz To Help You Learn All The Wonderful Ways In Which 'The Pyramid' Manages To Be Terrible

'Terminator: Genisys' Trailer: They're Back, Not That Anyone Asked

'The Walking Dead' - 'Coda': You Built My Hopes So High, But Then You Let Me Down So Low

Ten Casting Decisions That Inspired Ridley Scott's 'Exodus: Gods And Kings'

Because I Am Sick And I Am Tired, And I Want You To Be Sick And Tired With Me - A Guide To Understanding Ferguson

Forget Everything You Think You Know About Romantic Movies & Go See 'Beyond The Lights' Right Now

'The Walking Dead' - 'Consumed': Heaven Beside You, Hell Within

'The Walking Dead' - 'Self Help': And I Whispered Suddenly My Greatest Fears To Anyone Who Would Hear Me

Midterms Matter. Elections Matter. Get Out There And F*cking Vote, People.

'The Walking Dead' - 'Slabtown': Can't Find A Better Way To Break You, This Ain't Livin', Gotta Do What I Gotta Do

Marvel Announces Its Phase III Slate And I Need A Drink And A Cigarette

'The Walking Dead' - 'Four Walls And A Roof': Oh Mother, Tell Your Children Not To Do What I Have Done

'John Wick' Review: Legacy of Brutality

'The Walking Dead' - 'Strangers': Everyone I Know Goes Away In The End

Cloning 101: A Study In The Hilarious Works Of Nicholas Sparks

'The Walking Dead' - 'No Sanctuary': I Only Kill To Know I'm Alive

'Dracula Untold' Review: Well, That Sucked

'The Flash' Pilot Review: Not So Fast

Liam Neeson Shoots People, Menacingly Talks On The Phone Again In The 'Taken 3' Trailer

'The Equalizer' Review: You've Seen This Before, You'll See It Again

'Gotham' Pilot Review: An Overcrowded, Batman-less Gotham City Brings Cautious Optimism

'A Walk Among The Tombstones' Review: A Dark, Brooding Detective Story Done Right

The Trailer for the Sequel to Gareth Edwards's 'Monsters' Forgets Everything That Made The First One Great

I Am The Wild Blue Yonder: Amazon Resurrects 'The Tick', The World Gets A Little Bit More Awesome

The Future's Cloudy And It's Raining On The Poor Class: What Do You Believe About Ferguson, MO?

The Time I Watched Hundreds Of People Die And It Made Me Fall Asleep: 'The Expendables 3' Review

Which Way Do I Go To Get To Your America: Thoughts On Ferguson and Michael Brown

'Guardians Of The Galaxy' Review: A Crazy, Funny, Rip-Roaring Space Adventure

Marvel's Not Done With Shaking Things Up Just Yet: Get Ready For A New Captain America

'Gold' Trailer: Maisie Williams Goes Small And Indie, Doesn't Stab Anyone

Whosoever Holds This Hammer, If He Be Worthy... Let Me Stop You Right There. It Appears That The Next Thor Will be A Woman.

'Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes' Review: Everything That Great Science Fiction Should Be

'Boyhood' Review: Linklater's Loving Ode To Family Is The Best Film You'll See This Year

'Transformers: Age Of Extinction' Review: I Don't Know How Much More Of This I Can Take

Get Yer Geek On: Everything From The New Shredder To The Next Phase Of The Marvel Universe

'Game Of Thrones' - 'The Children': Time May Change Me, But You Can't Trace Time

'The Signal' Review: Even Laurence Fishburne At His Laurence Fishburne-iest Cannot Save You

'Game Of Thrones' - 'The Watchers On The Wall': Please Lead Me Out Of The Dark

New Pics From The Next Episode Of 'Game Of Thrones' To Keep You Warm At Night

'A Walk Among The Tombstones' Trailer

The New 'Hercules' Trailer Is A Glistening, Shouty Mess

'Game Of Thrones' - 'The Mountain And The Viper': Been Constantly So Frustrated, I've Moved Mountains With Less

Some Photos From The Next Episode Of 'Game Of Thrones' To Make You Tremble

Marvel And Netflix Find Their New Daredevil

Power Ranking The Most Attractive Characters From 'Game Of Thrones'

'Game Of Thrones' - 'Mockingbird': You Find Yourself Standing At The End Of Your Line

'Godzilla' Review: Return Of The King

The Trailer For NBC's 'Constantine' Will Cleanse Your Filthy Soul

'Game Of Thrones' - 'The Laws Of Gods And Men': They Tried So Hard To Bury Me, But I Survived It Every Time

F*ck It, I'm In: The Full-Length 'Gotham' Trailer Has My Attention

'Game Of Thrones' - 'First Of His Name': When There's No Road For Us To Follow, We'll Keep Moving On

'The Amazing Spider-Man 2' Review: Pretty Tied Up

'Game Of Thrones' - 'Oathkeeper': How Far Is Too Far? How Much Is Too Much?

'Game Of Thrones' - 'Breaker Of Chains': You Tied My Lead And Pulled My Chain To Watch My Blood Begin To Boil

'Game Of Thrones' - 'The Lion And The Rose': Come Crawling Faster, Obey Your Master

The First Battle Clip From 'X-Men: Days Of Future Past' Does A Lot Of Things Right

'Game Of Thrones' - 'Two Swords': Fear Is Strong And Love's For Everyone Who Isn't Me

'Captain America: The Winter Soldier' Review: Changing The Landscape Of The Marvel Universe, And Doing It With Style

Denzel and Crouching Tiger: Why Minority Representation Isn't As Important As You Think

'The Walking Dead' - 'A': We Laugh And Cry Through A Brother's Eyes For Now

The New 'X-Men: Days Of Future Past' Trailer Goes For High Drama, Mutants, And Lots Of Robots

'The Walking Dead' - 'Us': Feeling My Way Through The Darkness

'The Walking Dead' - 'The Grove': Sit Around, Dream Away The Place I'm From, Used To Feel So Much, Now I Just Feel Numb

'Need For Speed' Review: Possibly The Best Video Game Adaptation Of All Time

'The Walking Dead' - 'Alone': We're All Lookin' For A Life Worth Livin'

'300: Rise Of An Empire' Review: Burn It All Down Until Not Even The Memory Remains

'Transformers: Age Of Extinction' Trailer: More Of The Same, But Now With Dinobots!

'The Walking Dead' - 'Still': If Whiskey Don't Kill Me, Lord I Don't Know What Will

Glenn Beck And The Number One Reason You Should Never Watch 'Winter's Tale'

The New 'Godzilla' Trailer Will Wreck Your World

The Geekiest - And Best - Movie Podcast You're Not Listening To

'The Walking Dead' - 'Claimed': Strangers And Allies, Friends And Enemies

'Pompeii' Review: A Volcanic Explosion Of Garbage

Jerry Seinfeld On Kids And Bedtime Is An Unfortunate Glimpse Into My Life

Here's Your Very Interesting 'Fantastic Four' Cast For Josh Trank's Reboot

'The Walking Dead' - 'Inmates': The Only Thing Left Is To Try To Live

'Robocop' Review: Tin Man With No Heart

'The Walking Dead' - 'After': They Take And Take But Never Get Their Fill, I Try And Try But Fail Against My Will

'Mercy Rule' Review: Kirk Cameron Can Suck It

And Just Like That, The 'Batman Vs. Superman' Casting Goes Completely Bonkers

Vin Diesel Dances Alone In His Office to Beyonce, Just Like the Rest of Us

'I, Frankenstein' Review: Have You Seen 'Legion'? 'Underworld'? 'Priest'? Congratulations, You've Seen This Movie

Can Deathlok Save 'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.?

'Open Grave' Review: Sharlto Copley And A Pit Full Of Bodies Makes For A Disturbingly Satisfying Horror Experience

'Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom' Review: The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

Nelson Mandela, 1918-2013: A Memorial and a Celebration

Watch the Brand-Spankin' New Trailer for 'The Amazing Spider-Man 2'

'The Walking Dead' - 'Too Far Gone': And In The End Before All Is Said And Done, How Many Others Might Follow Him There

'The Walking Dead' - 'Dead Weight': Fallen Heroes Feed The Ground, I Started Pushin' Forward Back

'The Walking Dead' - 'Live Bait': And I Ask For No Redemption In This Cold And Barren Place

'The Walking Dead' - 'Internment': Hell Is Around The Corner Where I Shelter

'Thor: The Dark World' Review: Smashing Good Fun

The Walking Dead - 'Indifference': Now I Know Why You've Been Shaking

This Is The Woman Who Is Going To Kick Colin Firth's Ass: Casting For Matthew Vaughn & Mark Millar's 'The Secret Service'

The Walking Dead - 'Isolation': Midnight Is Comin' Round, Still Mostly Down Around Here

'Captain America: The Winter Soldier' Trailer: Now With More Chaos

You're The Man Now, Dog: Hollywood's Best Race-Based Historical Films

'Hours' Trailer: More White People In Peril

'The Walking Dead' - 'Infected': Bloody Moon Rising With A Plague And A Flood

'The Walking Dead' — '30 Days Without An Accident': It's Raining Dead

'Metallica: Through the Never' Review: We Got the Metal Madness

What Came First, The Music Or The Misery: 11 Songs That Tell A Story Better Than Most Movies

Riddick Review: Come For The Badasses And Space Monsters, Leave Because Of The Hideous Misogyny

Why Ben Affleck As Batman Doesn't Matter, And Why You Should Shut The F*ck Up About It

You're Next Review: The Best Little Horror Movie You'll See This Year

Meet Your New Batman

Peggy Carter Whoops Some Ass And Looks Good Doing It, Console Wars Heat Up, And, Uh, One Direction Something Something

What's The Director Of Wanted Been Up To? Oh, You Know, Just Making A Movie About Flesh-Eating Squirrels

His Body Abused But His Mind Still Free: Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom Trailer

Kick-Ass 2 Review: Needs More Hit Girl. Needs Less Of... Everything Else.

We're The Millers Review: The Drug Muling, Bitten-On-The-D*ck-By Spiders Comedy Of The Year

The Wolverine Review: Not Quite Sharp Enough

"The Walking Dead" Season Four Comic-Con Trailer: I Got My Fist, I Got My Plan, I Got Survivalism

Red 2 Review: The Old Devils Are At It Again, Who Knows What They'll Do

The Inexplicable Wonder Woman Problem: The First Impressions Short Film Shows Us The Way

Dear Mr. Watterson Trailer: The Calvin and Hobbes Documentary Has Finally Arrived

Pacific Rim Review: ... And Then I Clapped My Hands With Childish Glee

Rapture-Palooza Review: I've Seen The Ways Of God, I'll Take The Devil Any Day

Man Of Steel Review: I'm Looking To The Sky To Save Me

This Is The End Review: Drugs, D*ck Jokes, And The Apocalypse

"Game Of Thrones" - "Mhysa": Sometimes Hate Is Not Enough To Turn This All To Ashes

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.9

"Game Of Thrones" - "The Rains of Castamere": There Is Nothing Fair In This World, There Is Nothing Safe In This World

Top Ten Random Trailers For Horror Movies That You Never Knew Existed

Fast & Furious 6 Review: Cars Go Vroom Vroom, Boom Boom, Now With Extra Smashy Smash

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.8

Ninjas! Samurai! Snake Women! The New Trailer For The Wolverine Will Cut You

"Game Of Thrones" - "Second Sons": I Never Wanted Your Love, But I Needed It All

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.7

Riddick Trailer: Now Can You Clap For Them Killers

"Game Of Thrones" - "The Bear And The Maiden Fair": And As The World Comes To An End, I'll Be Here To Hold Your Hand

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.6

"Game Of Thrones" - "The Climb": I've Watched Him Walk Away To Climb The Endless Shadow Side

Iron Man 3 Review: Tony Stark's Darkest Hour May Well Be His Finest

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.5

And Then Comic Book Nerds Exploded In Rage: Michael B. Jordan Rumored To Play The Human Torch

"Game Of Thrones" - "Kissed By Fire": The Cost Of My Desire, Sleep Now In The Fire

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.4

Kids At Coachella Lie About Digging Fake Bands, Jimmy Kimmel Again Proves He Is An Evil Genius

Alison Haislip Will C*nt Punt Her Way Into Your Heart

Thor: The Dark World Trailer: Start Praying To A New God

The Lords Of Salem Review: On And On South Of Heaven

"Game Of Thrones" - "And Now His Watch Is Ended": This City Truly Is Assaulting My Senses, Unkempt, Unruly, Devour Defenseless

R.I.P.D. Trailer: That Time When Colonel Sanders And Deadpool Joined The Undead Men In Black To Fight Mutant Ghost Gollums

Man Of Steel Trailer: The Hero I Want To Believe In

I Love That Dirty Water: Thoughts On Yesterday's Events

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World War Z Trailer: Brad Pitt Battles The Next Great Threat - The Zombiepile

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The Man With The Iron Fists Review: Come On And Bring The Ruckus

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"The Walking Dead" — "Walk With Me": We Don't Need to Feel the Sorrow, No Remorse Is the One Command

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"The Walking Dead" — "Sick": Oh I'm Prison Bound, I May Never Know Any Other Way

Iron Man 3 Teaser: Heavy Metal Rhythm From A One Man Band

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Resident Evil: Retribution Trailer: Let's Not Bother Pretending That There's Another Reason You Watch These Movies

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The Bourne Legacy International Trailer: Killing In The Name Of

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"Game Of Thrones" — "What Is Dead May Never Die": Little Child, Running Wild

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The Savages Trailer: Oliver Stone Returns With Drug Cartels, Boobs McLegsy, Tim Riggins And A Scary As F*ck Benicio Del Toro

"Game Of Thrones" — "The Night Lands": It Runs In The Family, This Famine That Carries Me

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Your Suffering Will Be Legendary Even In... Um... Television?

This Creature Is The Bringer Of Death: Look, If You Want To Make A Movie About A Mummy, Just Make A Movie About A Mummy

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Total Recall Trailer: Get Your Ass To Mars

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What's The One Thing That Could Make A Twins Sequel Even More Awesome?

Apparently Earth's Mightiest Heroes Will Rock Out To Earth's Crappiest Soundtrack

They'll Fix You. They Fix Everything: News On The Robocop Remake

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Breaking Dawn — Part 2 Teaser: Bella Gets Laid, Becomes Beautiful Eternal Monster Who Eats Bambi

Your Joy Will Turn To Ashes In Your Mouth, And You'll Know The Debt Is Paid: Choose Your House Wisely

Welcome To The New Hotness: The Trailer That Will Make You Tingle

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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Full Trailer: Let's Just Go Ahead And Pretend This Isn't Totally Ridiculous

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Six Classic Monsters That Are Being Reborn In The Most Awesomely Ridiculous Way Possible

Meeting Evil Trailer: Evil Sam Jackson Might Be My Favorite Sam Jackson

"The Walking Dead" — "Better Angels": Until The Darkness Takes Us

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Fat Kid Rules The World Trailer: Let's Rock

This May Be The Best Reason For The Spider-Man Reboot

Silent House Review: 88 Minutes Of Gasping And Cleavage

"The Walking Dead" — "Judge, Jury, Executioner": Do It All Over Again, It's Always The Same

Anyone Can Be Killed: New "Game Of Thrones" Season Two Trailer (Plus Bonus "Simpsons" Awesomeness)

Disney's 11th Hour Marketing Campaign: The First 10 Minutes Of John Carter

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Project X Review: Party For Your Right To Fight

Dear Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences: Suck It | The 2011 Fun Oscars

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New Trailer For The Avengers: It's Time To Save The World And Look Good Doing It

Justice League: Doom Review: Desperate And Ravenous, I'm So Weak And Powerless Over You

"The Walking Dead" — "18 Miles Out": You Ain't Never Had A Friend Like Me

"Game Of Thrones" Season Two Trailer: War Is Coming

Struck By Lightning Trailer: Chris Colfer's Screenplay Puts "Glee" To Shame

Act Of Valor Review: Workin' Hard - Sweat, Blood And Tears For You

Why The MPAA Can Suck It: The Trailer For Bully, A Film That Kids Should See, But Can't (UPDATED)

"Awake" Pilot Review: My Kingdom For A Kiss Upon Her Shoulder

Silent House Trailer: Martha Marcy May Don't Scream

"The Walking Dead" — "Triggerfinger": Embrace The Chaos

Twisted Metal, Singing In Hell, And Will Forest Whitaker Get CGI Hobbit-ized?

Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance Review: I'd Rather Set Myself On Fire

Damsels In Distress Trailer: There's Enough Whimsy Here To Kill A Man... But I'm OK With That

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Which Do You Want, The Good News Or The Bad? I'll Give You A Hint: The Good Involves You Getting Your Ass Kicked

"The Walking Dead" - "Nebraska": Come With Me And Walk The Longest Mile

Everyone Will Suffer: All The Horror News To Keep You Fed For The Day

The Question Isn't "Why Is There A Zombie Osama Bin Laden Movie?" The Question Is "What Took You So Long?": The Three Most Ridiculawesome Trailers Of The Week

The Bourne Legacy Trailer: It's Not Jason Bourne, But It Might Be The Next Best Thing

"Awake" Extended Preview: Lucius Malfoy Loses His Family, Breaks Your Heart

The Amazing Spider-Man Theatrical Trailer: The Same, But Different. And Quite Possibly Better.

They Kept Calling It Murder When I Did It: Full Plot And Casting For Riddick

Want To See The Hulk Falcon Punch A Plane? Earth's Mightiest Heroes Assemble For The Avengers

Here's Your Seven Dwarfs, C*cksuckers: New Images From Snow White And The Huntsman, Dredd, And The Expendables 2

May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor: The New Hunger Games Trailer

Adam Sandler Joins The Candyland Movie: (cocks gun, points at temple)

Trailer Roundup: Ghosts On A Plane, Hunting Rare Animals, Or Henry Cavill Shirtless - You Choose

Where's The Human Centipede Doctor When You Need Him: "The Client List" TV Series Is Happening And I Hate You All

And A Little Child Shall Lead Them: The Madness That Is The God Bless America Trailer

Man On A Ledge Review: Might As Well Jump

Choose Your Fairy Tales Wisely: New Trailers For Mirror, Mirror And Snow White And The Huntsman

Seeking Justice Trailer: Bald Guy Pearce? Terrifyingly Sexy. Nic Cage's Wig? Just Flat-Out Terrifying

Try F*cking With This One, George Lucas: Star Wars Uncut Has Arrived

For Those About To Rock, We Salute You: The Best Fictitious Movie Bands

Puppy Bowl VIII Is Coming: Resistance Is Futile. Prepare For Your Doom

Resident Evil: Retribution Trailer: Paul W.S. Anderson Misses The Point Yet Again, But Hey! Milla's Ass!

ATM Trailer: No, Not That ATM, You Goddamn Degenerates

Lol trailer: Oh, I'm Laughing All Right.

The Darkest Hour Review: The Cinematic Equivalent Of A Hot Pocket

Hollywood's Still Trying To Make Danny Trejo Happen: Bad Ass Trailer

Mission: Impossible — Ghost Protocol Review: Smashing Through The Boundaries, Lunacy Has Found Me

Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows Review: The Wickedest Chess Match The World Has Seen

Finally, The Prometheus Trailer: Welcome To The Beginning And The End

It's Totally Not A Bughunt: The Second Prometheus Trailer... Um... Trailer

How I Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Undead: The Zombie Film Guide For Non-Zombie Fans

Wrath Of The Titans Trailer: Now With Actual Titans!

Prometheus Teaser: This Will Not Be A Bughunt

It's Hard To Think Of A Less Appealing Title Than Salmon Fishing In The Yemen, But Here We Are

New Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance Trailer: Gonna Hitch A Ride, Head For The Other Side

The Dictator Trailer: Sacha Baron Cohen Rules With An Iron Fist. And Stupidity

We Didn't Make The Head, We Just Made It Big And Giant: The Prometheus Teaser Poster Arrives

G.I. Joe: Retaliation Trailer: Suck It, Stephen Sommers

What To Expect When You're Expecting Trailer: Born Annoying

The Lucky One Trailer: Nicholas Sparks Creates Another Nauseating Landslide Of Schmaltz (Now With Extra Efron!)

April Is Coming: "Game Of Thrones" Season Two Trailer - Cold Winds Are Rising

Battleship Trailer: You Sank My Nostalgia (And Then Pooped On It)

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This Mortal Form Grows Weak, And The Future Of Thor 2 Is Uncertain

The Trailer For Division III: Football's Finest Is Merely An Excuse For Me To Tell My Andy Dick Story

Bellflower Review: Sex And Love And Preparing For The Apocalypse

Lockout Trailer: So It's A Besson-Produced Sci-Fi Space-Battle Jailbreak Film That - Wait, Did You Say Guy Pearce? Sold.

I Kick Ass For The Lord: Unholy Night Gets Picked Up

You Apes Wanna Live Forever? Starship Troopers Might Be One Of The Few Remakes Worth Doing

It's Not What You Think, But It Might Be Better: The Smorgasbord That Is Movie 43

John Carter Trailer: I Dunno If There's A Set Of Abs On Any Planet That Can Save This Goofy Looking Flick

I Really Like To Ride The Train, Especially When I Forget Where I'm Going: Turn Down The Lights For The Shame Red Band Trailer

The Trailer For Loosies Looks Like Engaging And - Wait, Did You Say Peter Facinelli? And... Um... Vincent Gallo?

"The Walking Dead" - "Pretty Much Dead Already": I Can't Quit You Baby, So I'm Gonna Put You Down For A While

I've Been Caught In A Mind Riot: Leonardo DiCaprio Options The Lobotomist

Another Of Cinema's Classics Is Getting Remade: I'll Never Forget You, Chopping Mall

You're Telling Me "The Tick" Got Canceled But We're Getting This?

I Knew The Little F*ckers Couldn't Be Trusted: Gnomes Attack! Trailer

It's Easier For Me To Get Closer To Heaven Than Ever Feel Whole Again: The Darkest Hour Trailer

"The Walking Dead" - "Secrets": She, She Wanted To Be A Secret Girl

Winter Is Coming (In April, But Still): "Game Of Thrones" Season Two Production Trailer

Rampart Trailer: Bad Cop! No Doughnut!

Gone Trailer: My Open Letter To Amanda Seyfried

Near, Far, Wherever You Are, I F*cking Hate You All

Griff The Invisible Trailer: Kick-Ass, But British Australian, Charming And With A Lot More Heart

In Case You Were Wondering About How Good The Live Action Akira Will Be...

Mirror, Mirror Trailer: Whose Snow White Is The Fairest?

"The Walking Dead" - "Chupacabra": I Was Pushing Forward Back

Catch .44 Trailer: You're Brain Dead, You Got A F*ckin' Bullet In Your Head

Safe Trailer: Jason Statham Project #435, Adorable Moppet Edition

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Trailer: What... I Don't Even...

Immortals Review: The Most Breathtaking Paint-By-Numbers You'll Ever See

Haywire Trailer: Come For The Excellent Trailer, Stay To See Fassbender Get His Ass Handed To Him

Snow White And The Huntsman Trailer: Charlize Theron, Pretty Hate Machine

That's A Lot Of Psychos: The Wonderful Cast Of Seven Psychopaths

"The Walking Dead" Not Doing It For You? Give "Viva Berlin!" A Shot

I Got A .45 And A Shovel, I Doubt Anyone Would Miss You: Brett Ratner Bails On The Oscars

"The Walking Dead" — "Cherokee Rose": Leave All Your Love And Your Longing Behind You, Can't Carry It With You If You Want To Survive

Fun With The Call Of Duty Trailers: Is This What It Takes To Make Sam Worthington Interesting?

We Need To Talk About Kevin Trailer: I'd Like To Thank You For Preying On My Darkest Fear

The Innkeepers Trailer: You Can Check In Anytime You Like, But You Can Never Leave

Does This Hoodie Make Me Look Short? The New Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol Poster, Plus Cruise Talks One Shot

There's A Lot Of Ugly Things In This World, Son. I Wish I Could Keep 'Em All Away From You: Which Movie Dad Do You Want To Be?

Batman: Year One Review: Maybe Gotham's All I Deserve. Maybe It's Just My Time In Hell.

"The Walking Dead" — "Bloodletting": Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying

Why's Everybody So Serious? A Roundup Of Trailers For Very Serious Movies (Now Featuring Angelina Jolie Directing!)

Killing Is My Business, And Business Is Good: Assassin's Creed Coming To The Big Screen

The Three Musketeers Review: All For One And One For... Aw, Balls

The Catechism Cataclysm Review: God Moving Drunkenly Over The Face Of The Waters

Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows Trailer: Trading Detecting For Destroying

Chronicle Trailer: Superheroes In A Found Footage Movie That Might Be Worth Seeing

The Trailer For Madonna's W.E.: If You Can Make It Through This Without Rolling Your Eyes, You Win A Prize

11-11-11 Trailer: Ladies And Gentlemen, I Give You The Worst Trailer Narration Of All Time

"The Walking Dead" — "What Lies Ahead": I'm On My Way Down Now, I'd Like To Take You With Me

The Devil Inside Trailer: Me And The Devil Blues

The Thing Review: No Matter How Much Love You Try To Bring, Just The Same Old Thing

Marvel's One-Shot Films Demonstrate Clark Gregg's Awesomeness

Boy Wonder Trailer: What Would Happen If Batman Was Young, Broke, And Psychotic?

Footloose Review: Brutal. Absolutely Brutal.

Because The Universe Hates You: Deconstructing The New Year's Eve Poster

Trick 'r Treat Director Mike Dougherty's Short Film Will Be The Highlight Of Your Halloween

Act Of Valor Trailer: Call Of Duty Goes Real. Like, Really Real, With Actual Navy SEALs

No, Mr. Bond. I Expect You To Die: It's Official - Javier Bardem Will Try To Kill James Bond

You Know Nothing, Jon Snow: "Game Of Thrones" News

The Avengers Trailer: Assemble, Motherf*ckers

Another Happy Day Trailer: You Solipsistic F*CK!

The Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close Trailer Makes Me Hate Myself

Right, Because We All Need More Zombie Rape In Our Lives: Zack Snyder's Army Of The Dead May Yet Live

Dragon Age: Redemption Trailer: Felicia Day Will Kick Your Ass And Look Cute Doing It

Contraband Trailer: By-The-Numbers Action Starring Wahlberg And The Ben Foster Reach-Around

Beards, Blood And Beasties: The International Trailer For The Thing That Isn't The Thing, But An Entirely Different Thing (From Another World)

50/50 Review: Somehow, Cancer And Comedy Combined To Make One Of The Year's Best Films

One For The Money Trailer: No Rainbows Were Harmed In The Making Of This Picture

Man On A Ledge Trailer: The Quest To Make Sam Worthington Happen Continues

Moneyball Review: Cash Rules Everything Around Me

The Trailer For Liam Neeson's The Grey Shows Us What We Should Already Know: That Canada Shouldn't Be Trusted

He's Coming Back Around Again: Jackie Chan's 1911 Trailer Gives Me Hope

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The New "Walking Dead" Promo Is 30 Seconds Of Gun-Filled Gory Goodness

The Thing Red Band Trailer: No, Not That Thing, The Other Thing. No, The Other Thing, Damn It!

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The New "Walking Dead" Teaser And Poster Does A Lot With A Little

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Get Ready For 3D Sweaty Man-On-Man Action: Top Gun To Get A 3D Conversion

Rock And Roll Ain't Noise Pollution: The Eight Best Actors Turned Musicians

There's All Kinds Of Bad Ways To Die: The Trailer For The Raid Has A Few To Show You

The Expendables Real And Rumored Cast Has Enough Testosterone To Fill A Swimming Pool

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A Good Old Fashioned Orgy Review: The Sweetest Little F*ckfest You'll Ever See

McConaughey Takes A Shot At Legitimacy, Still Comes Off A Little Sleazy (And Yet, It Works): Trailer And First Clip Of Killer Joe

Baby Goose Is Charmingly Dumb and Tom Hardy Beats Some Ass: Clips From Warrior and The Ides Of March

Alps Trailer: Dogtooth Director's Second Film Shows The Weird Getting Weirder

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Why Are All American Girls So Rough: The Danger Girl Casting Will Rock Your Sh*t

The Way I Figure It, We Can Either Fight Or Give: Sam Shepard As Butch Cassidy In The Blackthorn Trailer

In This Light She Could Almost Be A Beauty. In This Light She Could Almost Be A Knight: "Game Of Thrones" Season 2 Casting Updates (UPDATED)

The Sun Will Never Shine On This Cold Dead Heart Of Mine: New Clips From "The Walking Dead," Season 2

Machine Gun Preacher Trailer: Gerard Butler Saves Africa And Why I Hate Hollywood

Hellraiser: Revelations Trailer: Seriously, Get Back In The F*cking Box

The Smell Of Success Trailer: Billy Bob Thornton, Tea Leoni, And What Is Likely The World Record For Poop Jokes

So I'll Wait For You, And I'll Burn... Will I Ever See Your Sweet Return: Lead Chosen For Jeff Buckley Biopic

Jean Claude Van Damme Asks Aliens: "How Does It Feel To Be Hunted?"

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I'm Sorry I Pimp-Slapped You Into That China Cabinet: The Pilot For Adult Swim's Animated "Black Dynamite"

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Do Your Tattoos Whisper To You In The Darkness? The Trailer For Comforting Skin

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Congratulations On Your Creepy New Pod Baby: The Odd Life Of Timothy Green Trailer

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Let Me Have War, Say I: Footage And Images From Ralph Fiennes' Coriolanus

"Tron: Uprising" Trailer: I'll Make The Most Of It, I'm An Extraordinary Machine

Red Tails Trailer: Real World Heroes Getting Their Due

Attack The Block Review: Wolfman's Got Yarbles

It Knows No Mercy, It Has No Pity, And It Shall Destroy You All... With Its Cuteness: The Official Poster For The Muppets

Dirty Girl Trailer: Girl Is On My Mind

Can You Use Kidnapping, Rape, And Torture To Make A Statement? The Trailer For Lucky McKee's The Woman

Wherein Two Of My Favorite, Lesser-Known Characters Approach Redemption: New Ghost Rider & Judge Dredd Images

First Snow White And The Huntsman Images: I'd Eat That Apple In A Minute

Knights Of Badassdom Trailer: I Never Knew LARPing Could Be This Awesome (No, Seriously)

Haywire Trailer: You're The Pretender, What If I Say That I'll Never Surrender

"The Walking Dead," Season Two Trailer: Long Road To Ruin

The Wolverine Gets A Villain And Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance Suddenly Has Potential

Kill List Trailer: How I Could Just Kill A Man

Wherein The Escape From New York Remake Escapes From Being Made And I Rant About The Thing

I Admit It, I'm Hell: Camp Hell Trailer

Cowboys, Aliens, And Captain America: Clips For You To Choke On

Rock And Roll Ain't Noise Pollution: The Perfect Age Of Rock 'N' Roll Trailer

Image Of The Final Dwarf in The Hobbit And A Lovely Group Shot: All Your Dwarves Are Belong To - No? Too Geeky? Oh, Go Screw

This Is Why Hollywood Deserves To Be Devoured By Rabid Lampreys: Tom Cruise Confirmed For One Shot

New Red Band Trailer For Friends With Benefits: Mathematical Evidence Of How It Should Kick Natalie And Ashton's Asses

The World Of Men Will Fall, And All Will Come To Darkness: The Sean Bean Death Reel

Official Trailer for The Thing: Go Gargle Battery Acid

Wherein The Remake I Dread Begins To Show Its Face: The Thing Movie Poster And Leaked Trailer

Is It 2012 Yet? First Official Poster For The Dark Knight Rises

How Marketing Can Destroy What We Love: How To Ruin A Movie With Giamatti, Cox, Jacobi & Flemying

Jason Statham Will Battle The Fantastic Four... Or Something Like That: Michael Chiklis Cast In Parker

There's A Sudden Flood Of Spike Lee Joints Coming Our Way: Oldboy Remakes And Mookie Returns?

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows Posters: These Men Are Clearly Up To Something, And I Like It

Amigo Trailer: John Sayles Directing Chris Cooper And Garret Dillahunt? Yes Please.

New Final Destination 5 Trailer: Screws Fall Out All The Time, The World Is An Imperfect Place

The Silent House Review: In My Hour Of Need, No, You Were Not There

Five Days Of War Trailer: Yes, That Is Hollywood's Newest Terror -- Giant Val Kilmer

The Mystery And Excitement Of First Looks: New Images From Tintin, Soderbergh's Haywire, And (FINALLY) Cabin In The Woods

How To Squander Your Rachel Weisz Opportunities: Which Of These Movie Posters Works For You?

Because God Hates You, That Why: Adam Sandler And Kevin James Will Inflict Hotel Transylvania Upon Us

A Brief Introduction To How To Properly Approach A Remake: Seth Gordon And The WarGames Reboot

A Devil In God's Country: Diablo Cody Will Direct Lamb Of God

The New Three Musketeers Trailer: I Can Think Of Five Good Reasons To See This Movie

Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol Trailer: Now Clear, In English, And With More Awesome

New Immortals Trailer: In The Midst Of All The Glistening Eye Candy, There Might Be A Great Film Hiding Here

And I Think It's Gonna Be A Long, Long Time: Animated Rocketeer Short Film Will Be The Best Part Of Your Day

Apollo 18 Trailer: The Killing Moon Will Come Too Soon

The Leaked Trailer For Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol: Blurry, French, Confusing, But Kind Of Awesome

The Much Better UK Trailer For Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Is A Study In How American Marketing People Are Even Stupider Than You

The Killer Elite Trailer: The Statham, Clive Owen, And Yvonne Strahovski Will Rock You Like A Hurricane

You're A C*cksucker, Snow White: Casting News For Snow White and the Huntsman

Flypaper Trailer: McDreamy Has A Big-Ass Gun, Robs A Bank, And I Am Confuzzled

"Game Of Thrones" - "Fire And Blood"

Let's All Suffer Together

Green Lantern Review, Second Take: Like Every Hell But Kind Of Green

New Conan The Barbarian Trailer: All I Can Say Is, There Better Be Camel-Punching

The Ward Review: Welcome To Where Time Stands Still, No One Leaves And No One Will

New Cowboys And Aliens Trailer: We Deal In Lead, Friend

"Game Of Thrones" - "Baelor"

Tom Cruise Circling One Shot: Welcome To Horrendous Idea # 756,243

Green Lantern: Emerald Knights Review: Nathan Fillion Gives A Crash Course In The History Of The Guardians Of The Universe

Attention Chris Columbus: We Are Gonna Rumble, You And I, Unless You Back The F*ck Off

Troll Hunter Review: The Faux Documentary Gets A Gigantic Slap In The Ass

The Guard Trailer: Brendan Gleeson, Don Cheadle and Mark Strong. Need I Say More?

Kong Will Be King Again, Conan Posters, And Idris Elba Has A Special Treat: Trade News To Feed Your Tapeworm

"Game Of Thrones" - "The Pointy End"

Killer Apes, Giant Robots, Aliens And (Shirtless) Tennant: New Clips To Help You Get Your Geek On

The New Kid News: Penny Arcade Hits The Big Time

Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 1 Trailer: I'm Bored. When Do We Get To The Disemboweling?

Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Trailer: Because Who Doesn't Love Seeing The Enslavement Of The Human Race?

The Tunnel Review: A Damn Fine Horror Movie Lurks Below

Whatever Doesn't Kill You Simply Makes You Stranger: DC Comics To Reboot The Entire Universe

Spy Kids 4: All The Time In The World Trailer: Wherein The Spy Kids Betray Their Parents, Destroy Their Masters, And Blood Runs Through The Streets

"Game Of Thrones" - "You Win Or You Die"

If You Can Look Past Joey Potter, There's Much To Be Said For The Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark Trailer

The Akira Remake Might Be Dead (HUZZAH), The Emu Pecks At One Of My Favorite Novels (BOO), And The Avengers May Have A New Baddie: Trade News That'll Smack The Taste Outta Your Mouth

Shark Night 3D Trailer: This Is My Kind Of Stupid

The War Has Begun: A Mess Of X-Men First Class Clips Show All Manner Of Mutant Mayhem

Jim Carrey, Penguins And Nut Shots: New Mr. Popper's Penguins Trailer Will Make You Curse Your Gods

I'm Only A Dolphin, Ma'am: Killer Sharks, Elvis Costello, And Other News For You To Swallow Whole

"Game Of Thrones" - "A Golden Crown"

Beyond The Hobbit: The Saga Will Continue And Will Be Greater Than We Ever Imagined

You Using The Whole Fist, Doc? Trade News To Make You Kneel Like The Dogs That You Are

New Transformers: Dark Of The Moon Trailer: Welcome To the Next Kaboomaganza

Space Lord, Mutha Mutha: New Green Lantern Trailer Gets Epic

Baby Goose Gets Even Cuter, Van Damme Gets Desecrated, And Other Trade News For You To Choke On

Moon Nazis, Devil Women, And Evil Mutants: The Best International Trailers You Haven't Seen

Armie Hammer Set to Play Masked Man in Knee-High Boots and a Kerchief who Fights Crime with a Homeless Native American

The Beastmaster Real-Time Review: Never Doubt Our Commitment To Diaper Power

Do You Love Rosario Dawson? Then Welcome To The Promised Land

I Don't Know How Much More Of This I Can Take: Beautiful Boy Trailer, Starring Michael Sheen & Maria Bello

Small Town Murder Songs Trailer: Peter Stormare Finally Gets His Chance (And It Looks Fantastic)

"Game Of Thrones" - "The Wolf And The Lion"

The Trailer For Fright Night Makes Me Want To Kill My Neighbors... In A Good Way

I Don't Know My Way Home: Straw Dogs Trailer

Stallone Gets Expendabler, Mutants Expose Themselves, and David Tennant: Trade Bits To Feed Your Mewling Mouths

We Need To Talk About Kevin Clips: Prepare To Be Absolutely Destroyed

See What You Have Wrought, Cowboys & Aliens? Sonnenfeld Developing Dominion: Dinosaurs Versus Aliens

[REC] Genesis News And Images: Welcome To The Wedding From Hell

The Future Trailer: Talking Cats, Conversations With The Moon, And A Lethal Dose Of Twee

"Game Of Thrones" - "Cripples, Bastards, And Broken Things"

Beautiful Freaks: X-Men: First Class Character Trailers

Thor Review: Good God, Y'all

Oliver Sherman Review: I Just Want Something I Can Never Have

I Had A Dream I Was A Vigilante's Sidekick: Marvel To Develop Every Superhero Ever

"Game Of Thrones" - "Lord Snow"

Stake Land Review: Vampires Are Back And Feeding On The Bloody Corpse Of Twilight

Intruders Teaser Trailer: Lose The Creepy Kid, Pack Your Sh*t, And Leave

Yet Another Thor Trailer Shows New Goodies, And The Avengers Villain Revealed

Trigger Review: Break Another Little Bit Of My Heart Now, Darling

13 Assassins Review: Your Bloodlust Will Be Sated

Superman's Got Another Villain, Ah-Nuld's Back To Terminatin', And GI Joe 2 Is Unfortunately Still Alive

Two New X-Men: First Class Trailers Show How Mutants Saved The World From Communism

And Then They Were All Disemboweled By Ninjas: Monte Carlo Trailer

Lanterns, Avengers, Call Of Duty, Buffy And Danny F*cking Trejo: Trade News To Make Your Nerd Bits Tingle

Sleep Tight: Not Bloody Likely After Watching This Trailer

Troll Hunter Trailer: Get Me A Bridge And A Goat, STAT!

Reach Out And Touch Crazy: The Devil's Double Trailer

"Game Of Thrones" - "The Kingsroad"

Two New Thor Trailers Will Blow Your Sh*t Away

Disneynature's Chimpanzee Trailer: This Kind Of Cuteness Is F*cking Reprehensible And You All Should Be Ashamed Of Yourselves

X-Men: First Class Trailer: Peace Was Never An Option

In The Battle Of Batman Vs. Leatherface Vs. Giant Robots, I Think Donnie Yen Wins: A Trade News Round-Up

Jason Statham Cast In Parker: I'm The King Of The Gutters, The Prince Of The Dogs

Never Play The Guessing Game With Christopher Nolan: Gordon-Levitt and Cotillard's Dark Knight Rises Roles Revealed

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part II Trailer: At Last, The End Of The Boy Who Lived

Wild Horses Couldn't Drag Me Away: First Clip Of HBO's "Luck"

"Game Of Thrones" - "Winter Is Coming"

Mortal Kombat: Legacy Review | Finish Him

I Believe The Children Are Our Future, And I Also Believe That We Are F*cked: Prom & Go For It! Trailers

Cowboys And Aliens Trailer: You See Us Coming And You Altogether Run For Cover

Fly Away Trailer: One Of My SXSW Faves

The Silent House Trailer: Darkness, Imprisoning Me

Stake Land Trailers And Clips: I'll Be Damned - Vampires Are Scary Again

Wrong. F*cking. Bird: Bradley Cooper In Talks To Play The Crow

They Live Remake Isn't A Remake: Matt Reeves To Direct 8 O'Clock In The Morning

The Perfect Host Trailer: Who Knew Niles Crane Could Be Such A Delightful Psycho?

Mortal Kombat: Rebirth, Ah-Nuld Returns, And The Newest Avenger Revealed: Your Geek News Roundup

Exodus Fall Trailer: A Look At The Art Of The Movie Trailer

Kneel Before Zod... For Real This Time: Michael Shannon Cast In Man Of Steel

Abashed, The Devil Stood And Felt How Awful Goodness Is: Yet Another Director Attached To The Crow Remake

Werewolves And Haunted Houses: Starbuck, You Deserve Better Than This

Snowtown Trailer: Your Best Friend Is A Killer, And You Might Be Too

An Invisible Sign Trailer: I'm Sorry, Did You Say Jessica Alba As A Math Teacher, Or Did The Universe Just Implode?

Netflix Instant Review of Red: The Dog Days Are Over, The Dog Days Are Done

Cat Run Trailer: You Had Me At "Paz Vega"

First 15 Minutes Of Game Of Thrones: Ours Is The Fury

Underworld 4, Trick 'R Treat 2, And Other Horror/Sci-Fi News To Ponder While The Zombies Scratch At The Door

Animated Thor, Live-Action Thor, Motion Comic Thor: You've Been Thunderstruck

Why We Drink: Terry Gilliam Remake Edition

Want To See Kat Dennings Kick Thor's Ass? New Thor Clip

Introducing The Antichrist: Craig Robinson Cast In Rapturepalooza

Geoffrey Rush Cast In Green Lantern And More Justice League Weirdness

Warner Bros Developing Justice League Movie: Where's The Evil League Of Evil When You Need Them

13 Assassins Trailer: History, Politics, And A Healthy Dose Of Samurai Ass-Kicking

It's Gonna Be Lousy With Mutants Up In Here: First Class Images, X-Men And Deadpool Updates

Writers Hired For Candyland Movie: Prepare For Suffering

The Three Musketeers Trailer: All For One, And One For What The F*ck?

Sucker Punch Review: A Spectacular Display Of Breathtaking Incompetence

Amy Adams Cast As Lois Lane In Superman: It Will Take A Herculean Effort for Zack Snyder To Screw This Up

Clash Of The Titans 2 Plot Details And Casting: More Titans, Less Suckery Please

Full-Length Captain America Trailer: Coming Again To Save The Motherf**king Day, Yeah

The Divide Review: Worse Than The Bomb Is What Comes After

New Clip From Captain America: "ET" Ruins Everything

I Had A Long John But No Silver: The Increasingly Ridiculous Cast Of New Year's Eve

For Better Or Worse, You're Probably Going To Get A Cloverfield 2

Attack The Block Poster and Trailer: Because Nick Frost Would Want You To See It

Natural Selection Review: Quite Simply The Best SXSW Had To Offer

Conan's Villain, Robot Fighters, And Remakes: A Trade News Round-Up

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Alberto Falcone In The Dark Knight Rises, Plus More Casting News

Viva Riva! Review: The Joke Is Over, Smell The Smoke From All Around

Cracks Review: Not One Thing That I Would Not Do If You Would Hold Me Close to You

Fly Away Review: An Emotionally Affecting, But Never Manipulative Look At Parenthood

Inside America Review: The Youth Are Getting Restless

Conan The Barbarian Trailer: Contemplate This On The Tree Of Woe

Bunohan Trailer: Rampant Badassery

Next Up - Video Game Movie Reboots!: Stop Trying To Make Video Game Movies Happen.

News, First Image From Silent Hill: Revelation

Pirates Of The Carribean:On Stranger Tides Trailer: Wait, There's A Guy On Our Team Who Dresses Like A Pirate?

Dylan Dog: Dead Of Night Trailer: Brandon Routh Fights Zombies, Werewolves, Obscurity

Puss In Boots Trailer: Get Bent, Dreamworks

Detention Trailer: That's My Kind Of Prom Queen

Superman's Mom Will Be Way Hotter Than Lois Lane: Diane Lane Cast As Martha Kent

The Dark Knight Rises Rumors Go Round And Round: Catwomen And Ninjas

F**k The Academy: The 2010 Pajiba Fun Oscars

Guns And Swords And Really Bad Hair: Devil May Cry Coming To The Big Screen

White Irish Drinkers Trailer: We Drink And We Fight And We Bleed And We Cry

Superheroes, Thundercats, And Giant Robots: A Geek News Roundup

Drive Angry Review: I Hate Myself For Loving You

KNEEL: Zach Snyder Wants Viggo Mortensen For Superman: Man Of Steel

Wolfgang Peterson To Direct Old Man's War: It's Not A Matter Of Rights, It's Just A Matter Of War

Bereavement Trailer: That Ain't No Way To Raise A Child

New "Falling Skies" Trailers: Noah Wyle: Defender Of The Universe

The Bleeding Trailer: You Will Watch It, You Will Love It, And You Will Hate Yourself

DC Animated Fails Us, And Other Random Bits Of Crazy

Zack Snyder Casts Kevin Costner In Superman, And I'm Suddenly Annoyed

Trailers For Apollo 18 And Transformers III: This Is The Year The Moon Destroys Us All

Dead Island Rights Picked Up | The Zombie Movie Rampage Is Crazier Than An Actual Zombie Rampage

Thor Trailer: The Hammer Of The Gods

The 10 Most Cheesilicious Sword And Sorcery Films

Meet Your New Wonder Woman

In Her Skin Trailer: Daddy, Our Baby's Gone

Primal Review: Hello, My Treacherous Friends

Cracks Trailer: She Cries Your Name

Where Amazing Happens: The Spider-Man Reboot Gets A Title And A New Image

Oliver Sherman Trailer: I'll Build A Wall And We Can Keep Them On The Other Side

Anne Hathaway's Got A Fight On Her Hands as Marion Cotillard is in Talks to Join Batman 3

11-11-11 Trailer: Did We Learn Nothing From The Number 23?

"Howlin' For You" Video: I Will Get The Information I Want, Even If I Have To Stab It Outta You

X-Men: First Class Trailer: I Halted That Illusion, I'm Not Your Average Guy

They're My Theme Music. Every Hero's Got To Have Some

How To Fight Loneliness

A Thinly Veiled Excuse To Post Pictures Of Famke Janssen And Other Pretties

You're Finally Getting The Green Lantern You Wanted

You're Much Too Young, Girl

Finally, Some Good Remake News

I'm Hell

Needs More T-Rex

Gods And Robots And Painful Stereotypes

Heroes, Pandas And Pirates

Look Upon Its Ghastly Visage And Tremble

It's All Ball Bearings These Days

Man, Just Cause It's A Theme Song, Don't Make It Not True

Wherein I Combine Minotaurs, The Civil War, The Magna Carta, Tom Hardy, and Tony Todd All In One Post

You Are Everything That Is Wrong In The World

Dogtooth Review: It's Cool To Love Your Family

This Man. Fat Suit. 'Nuff Said.

Like Tron, But French... And Sexier

Now This Is How You Make A Friggin' Ensemble Comedy

The Rite Review: By Demons Be Driven


More Mysteries, Fewer C*cksuckers

Sometimes I Despair The World Will Never See Another Man Like Him

Wild And Bereft, Assassin Is Born

Welcome To The Most Insanely, Awesomely Ridiculous Thing You Will Ever See

I Must Be Tripping Balls

You Can Get With This, Or You Can Get With That

Sunsets Are Beautiful. Newborn Babies Are Beautiful. This... This Is F*cking Spectacular!

Believe Me, I Know You Work Insidiously

Study Says a Specific Subset of Couples Unable to Agree on Monogamy (Blogosphere Loses Its Mind In Response)

That Is The Sound Of Inevitability

Whoops - Wrong Crappy 3D Movie About Blue People

Some Who Say I've Lost My Mind, Brother Try And Hope To Find

There Goes My Hero

The Charming Potato Image Re-Invention Project, Vol. 2.0

I Don't Remember Half The Time If I'm Hiding Or I'm Lost

So Let's Kick, And Push, And Coast

If You Wanna Find Hell With Me, I Can Show You What It's Like

What Crappy Movies You Have

Genital Warts On The Face Of British Comedy

Now We're Shooting With Mind Bullets


Can't You See What You Have Wrought Here, Bloody Battles Will Be Fought Here

Yesterday's Children Of Tomorrow Are Here Today

The Movie We Wanted Isn't Happening... But There's Still Good News (For Once)

If You're Gonna Scream, Scream With Me... Moments Like This Never Last

Trying To Tame The American Horse

Welcome To The Most Baffling Trailer Of The Week

Who Knew Falling In Love With The Dead Could Be So Charming?

An Instructional Video On How To Get Kidnapped In Argentina

The Sun's Gone Dim And We Are Screwed

Have Faith In Me, Cause There Are Things That I've Seen I Don't Believe

Lena Headey Cares Not For The Law

Because More Noomi Rapace Is Never A Bad Thing

It's The Best Mindf*ck Yet

Classical Bible Stories Get Modernized. Or Not. It's Complicated... Meaning Stupid.

I Don't Know What's Going On, But I Think I Like It

The Best Fake Band Names Created By Pajiba Commenters

They Call Me... They Call Me... Stalker!

And If We Threw It All Away, Things Can Only Get Better

Hansel Gets A New Gretel To Hunt With

Absent Gods And Creatures Foul

A Study In Boobs, Butts, And Blood

I Had A World Where I Still Had You, Oh I Wish I Was Crazy Again

The Lights Are Blinding My Eyes


Cthulhu Is Calling, And He Is No Longer F**king Around

Sometimes The Best Ones Are The Ones You Don't See

Remorse Is For The Dead

I Have Lost The Will To Live, Simply Nothing More To Give

Girl Is On My Mind

I Was Comin' Down The Mountain, Met A Child She Had Pin Eyes

I Don't Know What The F*ck Just Happened, But I'm Interested

Robert Pattinson To Detonate Panties Without Sparkling

A Handy Guide To Green Heroes, And Cameron Diaz Is Melting

Go To Sleep My Brothers, I'm Alright To Drive

This Isn't My First Rodeo, Mr. Stark

Somedays You Get The Bear. Today Is That Day.

The Pirate In Me Is Lost Somewhere At Sea

I Wanna Savage Your Spinal Remains

On And On South Of Heaven

Yet Another Rowlesian Work Of Whimsy... Featuring John Cleese

How We Calmed The Tides Of War... We Are Your Overlords

Australia Wants To Scare The Sh*t Out Of You - For Free

Is That You Bay, Or Just A Brilliant Disguise

All Shall Love Me And Despair

Because Everything Is Better With More Olyphant

I Want To Live, I Want To Love, But It's A Long Hard Road Out Of Hell

The Downfall Of Val Kilmer - A Study In Posters

The Greatest Thing In The History Of The Universe

High School Puke-ical

And Now The Screaming Starts

I Said Jump Down On Jump Street

20 Years After "Twin Peaks" And He Still Freaks Me The F*ck Out

Still Trying To Get Her Groove Back

I Remember My Dream Now... Why I Dug The Holes

I'm The Guy Who Does His Job. You Must Be The Other Guy

Give Me Sweet Lies, And Keep Your Bitter Truths

The Hopelessly Hopeless Marching

Oh, You English Are So Superior


I'm Pretty Sure Kemo Sabe Just Means Dumbass Cracker

Somehow, Someone Has Made Russell Brand Adorable

Happy Thanksgiving, Pajibans.

I Guess The Good Times, They Were All Just Killing Me

That Girl Is Dope

Karl Urban Really Is The Law

On A Steel Horse I Ride

What Big Eyes You Have, Amanda Seyfried

In Brightest Day...

I Know There's Better Brothers, But You're The Only One That's Mine

The Unofficial Faster Trailer Makes You Want To Smash Things

I Dub Thee Unforgiven... With Aliens

Nicolas Cage Battles Witches, Hairstylists, And Narcolepsy

What I Do Best Isn't Very Nice

First Trailer and Images Of Winnie The Pooh -- IN 3D!

Charming Potato: Legionnaire

I Won't Tell You You Can Save Yourself, Because You Can't

The Island Is Silent Now, But The Ghosts Still Haunt The Waves

I Can't Sleep Until I Devour You

Prove Yourself. A Pajiba Test Of Wills

The Unthinkable Has Become Thinkable

At Last, A Remake Of A Film That Hasn't Even Been Released Yet

We Are One Step Closer To The Inevitable Pirates Vs. Ninjas Movie

She Wanted To Be A Secret Girl, A Waking Dream

How Can You Say That This Town Is Insane? Perhaps It's We Who Are Insane.

Welcome To Awesometown

Batman Needs A Woman

Undead Cowboys And The End Of The World

She Looks So Good In Red, American Nightmare Running Scared

Wake Up Dead

The Statham. 'Nuff Said.

Oh Captain My Captain

Broken Bodies In A Death Rock Dance Hall

The Music Is Reason Enough

The Heart's A Lonely Hunter

No One Is Safe From The Ratnerf*cking

A Terrifying New Serial Killer Movie! By Which I Mean... Stupid.

This Week In Hollywood Casting Word Jumble!

You Asked The Question, Here's The Answer. Let's Get Bloody

It's Hard To Believe We Need A Place Called Hell

So You're Him, Huh? The Avenger. The Killer Of Killers

All My Cat Does Is Bite People


Suck Out The Poison

It's The Loneliness That's The Killer

I Just Want Your Extra Time And Your...

Over Hills, This Lovely Creature, Over Mountains, Over Ranges

Tongues Flash And Flick As If They're Screaming


Tower Of Suck Is More Like It

Whipping You Up Into An Undead Fever Pitch

Why Can't We Brothers Protect One Another

Wolverine 2 May Feature More Lesbian Ballerinas, Time Travel

Call Sign Of Cthulhu

Will These White Girls Never Learn?

Spider-Man Gets A Villain, The Flash Gets A Deadline And A Rumor

There Goes My Hero, Watch Him As He Goes

The Rock Finally Stops F*cking Around

They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From The Dead!! Ahhhh!

You People Deserve To Die

Emma Stone Confirmed In Spider-Man To Play ...

What Makes You Think You Can Be A Black Hero?


Why Don't We Just Wait Here For A Little While... See What Happens

Your Mission Is To Put Your Shirt Back On

The Jackal's Eaten Enough For Today

Now Begins My Reign Of Horror

Santa Claus Will Straight-Up Murder Your Sh!t

The Coen Brothers Head West And Damn, Does It Looks Badass

The Flash! Avengers! Green Lantern! Superman! I'm Gonna Throw Up!

Excuse Me Baby, I Can't Control Myself In The Octopus Mode

We're Not Done Yet

Through The Darkest Hour, Grace Did Not Shine On Me

Death To Overcomplicate Things For A Fifth Time

The Mother Of All Garden Gnome Movies. No, Seriously.

Oh No, There Goes Tokyo


Cthulhu Hates Airplanes

The Five Freebies: Sugar, No Cream Edition


Thank God, No Purple

Maximum Fastisciousness With An Extra Side of Double Furiousitictacity

We Drink And We Fight And We Drink And We Die

Maximus To Wield Liquid Swords, And Everyone Is Kung Fu Fighting

Murder And Other Family Matters

Too Much Horror Business

You Can't Kill What's Already Dead

Dried Up, Tied And Dead To The World

A Faithless Preacher? Or A Mean Motherf**kin' Servant Of God?

The Juice Is Worth The Squeeze

Prepare To Have Your Mind Blown

Janice Ian Gits Her Gun

Uwe Boll Tries To Win "Most Loathed Director" Award

Drokk It, This Really Is Happening

The Mystery Of Paul W.S. Anderson

The Bums Will Always Lose

We've Got To Fight The Powers That Be

Seriously. Shoot Your Agent.

Don't You Tell Me You Don't Remember Me Because I Sure As Heckfire Remember You

Your Suffering Will Be Legendary, Even In Hell

Let's Try To Make The Flaming Skull, Demon Possessed Biker Less Boring This Time, OK?

From The Good Star Wars Producer -- Nazis! Tanks! Monsters!

Just How Deep Do You Believe? Will You Bite The Hand That Feeds?

The Zombie Apocalypse -- Bringing Back My Faith In Television

OK, Calm Down, It Was Just A Bird. You Don't Control The Birds. You Will Some Day, But Not Today.

Hail Satan!

Well, That Didn't Take Long

Just Another Happy Bloodbath

What The F*ck, Rachel?

It's Baby Punching Time

Bad Blood Ties

I Would For You

RIP, Wes Craven's Career

Prepare To Witness Everything I Hate

Face The Thing That Should Not Be

The Chronic(WHAT!)les Of Narnia

Matthew Vaughn's Mutantpalooza Continues

Try To Ignore The Cliches

You Bawling, Blasphemous, Incharitable Dog!

Come To Me, Nerdlingers, And Let Us Plan Our Takeover

Maximum Ridiculosity

Far Too Cute

Turk Does The Dance With Aliens

The Dark Knight Rejuvenated

Felicia Day: Werewolf Killer

You Whip Out A Couple Of Swords At Your Ex-Girlfriend's Wedding? They Will Never, Ever Forget It.

Dear Dustin: No. Hell No.

How Much You Wanna Bet A "Monkeying Around" Joke Will Be Used?

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

To Fight The Horde, Sing And Cry: Valhalla, I Am Coming

Like Office Space With More Murderous Rage

Because You Are All Beautiful Snowflakes

Ray Harryhausen Would Be Proud

A Dark And Grim Force Set Sail

Charlie Is Gonna Be Pissed

Oh, Suck It

Dragons, Samurai, and Giant Robots. You Will Be Unprepared

There Is No Day Greater Than New Nic Cage Hair Day

I, For One, Welcome Our New Tentacled Overlords

Nasty, Brutish, and Short

Will Karl Urban Be the Law?

The Newest Soldier in the Zombie Apocalypse

Nobody Kills Me Until I Say So

Now That's More Like It

What Do Katherine Heigl and Ferris Bueller Have in Common?

I Did It for My Family

Your Friends May Get Me in a Rush, But Not Before I Make Your Head Into a Canoe

The Hall of Asgard, Sneering Barbarians, and... Some Very Impressive Abs

We're Running Out of Ideas!

Battling Seizure Robots!

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, The Downey, and Galifianakis

You've Never Seen Me Very Upset

This Isn't Mischief, This Is Mayhem

Trapped in an Elevator With M. Night Shyamalan

Soon, The Nolans Will Direct Everything

Hell Awaits

¿Quien Es Mas Macho?

She Will Hide in Silence, Then Her Day Will Come

Edward Norton No Smash

Chris Columbus to Direct Superman?

Best Buy Develops New Mobile App for Despicable Me

I Love Them Whores They Never Judge You

Do You Like the Smell of Adventure?

Meet the World's Deadliest Assassin

If I Should Fall From Grace With God

No Gods. No Kings. Only Men.

Marcus Nispel Does Not Understand the Riddle of Steel

Welcome Back to the Hell of Being Cut to Pieces

The Clowns Have Been Sent In to Ruin Everything

This Lady Is Not for Turning

A New Kind of Fan Film

Lindsay Lohan to Do a Pile of Drugs, Have a Lot of Freaky Sex

The Ants Go Marching and Will F*ck You Up

Heeeere, Lizard Lizard Lizard

Johnny Depp Is a Chameleon. No, I Mean a Literal, Actual Chameleon

Emma Frost, Paul Bettany, and Bruce Campbell Is Absolutely Delicious

Too Much Horror Business

You Are a God Among Insects. Never Let Anyone Tell You Different.

Let's Run Away Somewhere. Anywhere. The Farther the Better.

I'm Gonna Have Me Some Fun

Yes, That's Helen Mirren. With a Machine Gun

Is This the Next Snake Plissken?

They Will Devour Your Soul

Disney's Newest Fairy Tale Is Decidedly Not Grimm

What I Do Best Isn't Very Nice

Milla Jovovich Will Kill Zombies In Your Lap

I Know It Isn't Your Scene, It's Better Than a Sex Scene

When We Meet You Will See, I Will Destroy Everything of Beauty

Yours Is Not a God of Love

Words Fail Me

The Moppet And The Annoying Kid Get On A Boat

The Greatest Star Wars Movie Since Return of the Jedi

Nic Cage's Head to Burst Into Flames Once More

The Rebirth of Slick

Hurtpool! Where's the Fun in That?

Can You See Kristen Stewart Here?

When You Play the Game of Thrones, You Win or You Die. There Is No Middle Ground.

Sam Worthington Will Be All Up In Your Sh*t Next Year

Natalie Portman and Chris Hemsworth Are Really Quite Charming Together

Jay Baruchel, Monica Bellucci and the Continuing Adventures of Nic Cage's Hair

Are We Slowly Headed Towards a Justice League Film?

Can We Start an Official "Save Idris Elba" Campaign?

Michael Jai White in The Unthinkable

After The Ratnerf*cking, There's Nowhere to Go But Up

One of the Greatest Comic Books Ever Getting Adapted

Will Billy Elliot Be the Next Spider-Man? Plus, More Captain America News

Today in Hollywood Word Jumble:

It's Not What You Think

Gary Oldman to Add Spy to an Already Impressive List

Captain America, The Avengers Just Got Better

Armies Of The Dead Surviving, Armies Of The Hungry Ones

This Is The Really Real World, There Ain't No Comin' Back

America, F**k Yeah

Back Into The Nightmare

District 9's Sharlto Copley - Director? With Bonus Rutger Hauer!

Further Lessons in How to Make a Movie Poster

Our Time Honored Tradition of Cannibalism

I Like to Keep This Handy for Close Encounters

The Money Still Gleams in My Hand Like a Light

The Next Great Horror Innovation?

What Kind of Crazy Person Would Mess With Danny Trejo's Family?

Adventures in the Awesomely Awful, Starring Kevin Sorbo... And Boobs

How Is It That a Movie That Doesn't Exist Has Such Awesome Trailers?

Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood

Mickey Rourke Continues to Look Freaky

This Place Is a Prison and These People Aren't Your Friends

What If You're Not Meant to Love the One You Love?

It Must Be Bizarro Day - Fox Is Making Smart Decisions

Shuck and Jive Will Not Return in Transformers 3

A Man So Hard His Veins Bleed Ice

Jon Favreau Has Some Ideas for Iron Man's Next Foe

I Live My Life a Quarter Mile at a -- Oh, Sorry. Wrong Crappy Diesel Franchise

Sigh. Yet Another Mexican - Indian Romance/ Revenge/ Kidnapping Movie

Never Trust a Talking Dog

Nothing More Dangerous Than a Woman With an Ass-Katana

Robert Rodriguez Directs Kat Dennings and Puppies

I'm Gonna Have Me Some Fun

Diane Lane Races Horses, Is Still Beautiful

Do Not Attempt to Resist the Clooneyness

In Case You Were Wondering, Yes, Transformers 3 Will Out-Stupid Its Predecessors

Taste the Pain

Mailing It In, Zombie-Style

Meet the New Jackie Kennedy

Great Odin's Raven!

Boromir Gets a Second Chance

The Scream 4 Teaser Poster Is a Picture of Awesome

Luc Besson Creating The Transporter TV Show

Exclusive: Warner Brothers Developing Starman Film

What the Hell Is Leelee Sobieski Doing Here?

Killer? Savior? Both?

Mutilation Is the Most Sincere Form of Flattery

You Made Me Love You

In Madness You Dwell

John Woo Getting Back to Greatness

My Sh*t Always Works Sometimes

Dumb Movie Featuring Useless Actor Gets Crappy Writer

The Awesome Movie You'll Probably Never See

Now That's My Kind of Crazy

Oh Neil Patrick Harris, What Do They Have On You?

Well You're Kinda Looking at Me Like I've Got to Set You Free

I Admire Your Adherence to Violence as a Necessary Adjunct to the Job.

Joss Whedon's Involvement With Marvel Films Even Bigger Than Expected

You Can Teach Them to Hate the Things You Hate

Everyone's a Hero In Their Own Way

Tell Them Riddick's Dead. He Died Somewhere Back On That Planet.

In Brightest Day, In Blackest Night...

Colin Farrell to Enter Rom-Com Hell

Get Ready for the Next Great Female Action Star

Just a Feast of Gore and Blood, We Bite

The Youth Are Getting Restless

Brad Dourif Is Still Creepy, and How to Make a Great Movie Poster

Drop Your Tacos or I'll Blow Your Brains Out.

This Is The Man Who Will Save Us From the Zombie Apocalypse?

Ryan Reynolds to Rise From the Dead, Crack Wise

Let's Try This Yet Again, Shall We?

Milla, Kicking Your Ass in 3-D

Not As Bad As You'd Imagine. Trust Me.

You'll Beg for the Centipede After This

These Hybrid Moments

Assembling All The Avengers News Is Getting to Be a F**king Chore

Titanically Awesome

Staggeringly Beautiful

Navy Seals and the Battle for Atlantis?

It's a Transformation With an Urge to Kill

Death Comes Ripping

Mommy, Can I Go Out and Kill Tonight?

Less Rourke, More Cheadle

Very Anxious to Learn the Business

If Man's Dignity Lies In Thought, Then Let Us All Strive To Think Well

Luck Favors the Prepared

This Week In Hollywood Word Jumble:

Will Smith Needs To Choose: Unnecessary Sequel, or Interesting Concept Piece

Abandon Your Friends

Shake Your Body Down to the Ground

Who Will Assemble The Avengers

Update: Took Friggin' Long Enough

Get Ready To Break Your Brain

How Does It Feel to Be Hunted?

The Awesomeness of The Statham Cancels Out the Awfulness of Simon West

Suicide Bomber Comedy. Need I Say More?

You Had Me at Ed Harris, But the Rest Is Pretty Damn Interesting Too

Sigourney Weaver Gets In on the Vampire Action

Just Cause She Dances Go-Go, It Don't Make Her A Ho, No

Really? Charming Potato Might Be Captain America? Really?

Conan Has a New Daddy

Daddy's Little Girl... Is a Killer

She Says the Jungle... It Just Came Alive and Took Him

Captain America, Meet Your Big Bad

Make Peace With Your Gods

The Real Glory Is Being Knocked to Your Knees and Then Coming Back.

How to Market a Movie Properly

Not to Worry - The Man Pictured Here Will Not Be Captain America

Florida Bill Seeks to Fund Films With "Traditional Family Values"

Greetings, Programs

Felicia Day to Fight Werewolves

I Think This Is a Great Idea

In War We're Tough and Able

The Bank is Worth the Risk

Avatar Baddie Might Kill Conan's Daddy

Death Race 2: 2 Deathy 2 Racey Features a Disturbing Lack of The Statham

As I Would Not Be a Slave, So I Would Not Be a Master

Copycats and Needless Remakes

Can Liam Neeson Raise Christina Ricci From the Dead?

I Know I'm With 'Em, But I Ain't Like Them

Got the Time Tick Tick Tickin' in My Head

I Swear to God, I'm Gonna Pistol-Whip the Next Guy Who Says "Shenanigans."

The Work of Angels

Superman Lives

What Is Best in Life?

When It's Time To Collect, It's Only Heroes Who Pay

This Pic Is the Least I Could Do for You

Get Rich and Stop Tryin'

Those Who Worship Evil's Might

Vikings at the Gates

Ben Stiller, There's Hope for You Yet

This Lie of a Life Came as Quickly as it Can Dissolve

Six Degrees to Southeast Asia

I Like to Play With Things a While Before Annihilation.

Wolves Are Speedier Than Little Girls, Barely Pausing to Devour Jackrabbits and Squirrels

You've Brought This on Yourselves, And I Will Never Forgive You

Original? No. But Hey... Rip Torn!

Now It's Better Than Real, It's a Real Imitation

She Is Good And She Is Bad, No One Understands

Less Sparkly, More Stabby

She Always Brings Me What I Need


Your Local Multiplex Is About to Get Impossibler

The Beautiful People Get Sick

The Heist Flick Gets Teenified

I Don't Know What the Hell's In There, But It's Weird and Pissed Off

Does This Look Infected?

America, F*ck Yeah

The Boy That You Loved Is The Man That You Fear

Fasterousness and Furiousity

Yup. Again.

I'm Definitely Too Old for This Sh*t

Puny Humans

From Naked Blue Superhero to Insurance Sales

There Can Be Only One... Teen Wolf

By the Beard of Zeus!

You Think This "A" Stands for France?

Odi Profanum Vulgus Et Arceo

Let's Forget Tomorrow, It's Too Far Away

Say Good-Bye to Your Big Ugly Friend

Avengers: Assembled

My Favorite Part Was When They Used the Ponytail of Life as a Joystick to Drive the Dragons

Samuel L. Jackson to Star in Everything, Ever

This Is Where You Fall Down


The Grapes of Maynard James Keenan's Wrath

God Damn You All to Hell

Madness Down Under

Very Simple: There's a Ghost in the House? Get the F**k Out

Your Suffering Shall Be Endless

The Ten Best Comic Book Movies of the Aughts

Back to the Beginning

Iron Man Lives Again

Take a Look at These Crazy Eyes, Mama Tell Me if I'll Be All Right

Daddy's Little Girl

Surprisingly Creepy

My Head Is Bloody But Unbowed

More Titans Clashing and Krakens ... Um... Krakening

With a Bang, Followed by a Long, Miserable Whimper

You're Thrashing All Around, Acting Like a Maniac - Whiplash!

The Thirteen Best Movie Villains of the Decade

A Boondock Saint Goes to Space

Hey Everybody! Look! Look! It's New Nic Cage Hair Day!

Everything Is Better With Explosions

'Cause Now Youve Got to Fly, (Fly High) Fly to the Angels

The First Look at the Final Chapter

McG Determined to Further Ruin Everything You've Ever Loved

Richard B. Riddick. Escaped Convict. Murderer.

Insert "Hole" Joke Here

Steve Buscemi and a Whole Lot More

Brittany Murphy Is Gonna Get Herself Shot

Martial Arts Kickassery ... In French

Will I Last Through This Glorious Nightmare

Introducing War Machine

Clash of the Tweens... Now Featuring Sean Bean!

Needs More Jet Li, Less Crappiness

Jeremy Renner Could Be Hawkeye

Matthew Broderick and ... Omar?

The Six Worst Movie Sidekicks

Good Writing Gets Bad Writers

Great Odin's Raven!

The Howling Gets Neutered

Where's a Bear Trap When You Need One?

Stringer Bell Goes to Asgard

Idiots Rule

A Taste of Next Year's Horrible Horror Movies

Brad Pitt Gets Into Games

Robert Pattinson Acts, Doesn't Sparkle

Behold ... I Will Destroy You All

Don't Worry, It's Not a Remake

Deep Rising on a Plane

Unsuspecting Victims, No Warnings No Signs

Starring Edward Norton and Edward Norton

All Right Meow, Where Were We?

The Dude Goes Country and Gets Some Oscar Buzz

Welcome Back to Fright Night

Kristen Stewart Throws Bella Down the Stairs, Starts Acting for Real

Let's Play "What the Hell Is This Movie About"

Introducing the Next Great Superhero

Don't Imagine Anything, You'll Become Brave as Hell.

Reptiles and Felines Abound

Game Movies to Have Little to Do With Games

I Wanna Be Your Dog

Let's Have a Bachelor Party With Chicks and Guns and Fire Trucks and Hookers and Drugs and Booze!

Will You Bite the Hand that Feeds?


That Sand's Gonna Get Everywhere

Night of the Living Rednecks

Let's Play "Phrases That Don't Belong Together"

I'm Screaming Revenge Again

Up Above Aliens Hover Making Home Movies for the Folks Back Home

He Hates Me Like A Bastard

Now Drink to Desolation, Drink to God's Demise

Adam Sandler with the Greatest Comedic Idea of All Time

Freeman? Damon? Eastwood? There's an Oscar in there Somewhere

Fill Your Hands, You Son of a Bitch.

No Man of the Flesh Could Ever Stop Me

If He Dies, He Dies

He Rights Wrongs and Punishes Evildoers

Shoot to Thrill, Play to Kill

Boring Just Got Slightly Less Boring

It's Like The Pacifier. But Worse.

No, It's Not a Black Dynamite Sequel

Neil Patrick Harris Fights Batman. With Song.

The Good and the Flat-Out F**king Weird

If You Want to Make Peace With Your Enemy, You Have to Work With Your Enemy.

I Have an Iron Man In My Pants

It's Not That I Can't Help These People. It's Just I Don't Want To.

Blow Up the Outside World

Proyas Tackles the Tripods

What Took You So Long?

Actressin' Ain't Always Bad

Bring Out Your Dead

Pray, True Believers

This Day Anything Goes, Burning Bodies Hanging from Poles, I Remember Halloween

I'm Not Addicted to Cocaine... I Just Like the Way It Smells.

Some Say that Pirates Steal and Should Be Feared and Hated; I Say We're Victims of Bad Press, It's All Exaggerated

How Does It Feel to Be Hunted?

Just 'Cause She Dances Go-Go, It Don't Make Her a Ho, No

It's Freaky Hybrid Baby Time!

Finally, A Man Worth Killing

Picture Me Rollin'

Because We All Need More KABOOM! In Our Lives

They're Gonna Set You Up, So They Can Take You Down

Here Is Something You Can't Understand

The Beast Of The Jungle, Killing Just For His Existence, Is Called Savage.

It's About Friggin' Time

The Predator Is F**ked

I'll Spit My Venom In The Eyes Of Your World

If You're Gonna Scream, Scream With Me

Click It. You Know You Want To.

Never Sleep Again

People Come And Go So Quickly Here

Battleship, Take Notice

Barbie? He-Man? The Toys Will Destroy Us All

Marvel Movies A-Plenty

Archie! Jughead! That Other Guy!

There Will Be More Than One

No, Not Legion: The Series

Mutant Fever Continues

Madchen Amick Returns! Um... Yay?

Michael Caine Will Mess You Up

Your Mission, Should You Choose To Accept It:


The Zombie Apocalypse Has Arrived


Superman Might Actually Be Dead

Anybody Who Speaks Badly Of Revenge Ain't Never Lost Nothing Important

Your Daily Stupid Movie News

Today's Obligatory Variety-Style Headline:

Bear Left! Right Frog!

A Man So Hard, His Veins Bleed Ice

Prime Directive: Exterminate The Whole Human Race

This Is The Ghouls Night Out

Deep Is The Dark From The Depths Of The Dive

They Drew First Blood, Not Me

I Pity The Fool Who... No. I Refuse To Make That Joke

Zombies & Scientists & Guns &... Wait... This Sounds Familiar

She Gives A Smile When The Pain Comes

Your Daily Remake News

So I'm Sailin, Yeah I'm Sailin' On

He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It

Do It Again

The Killer In Me Is The Killer In You

They Call Us Walking Corpses, Unholy Living Dead

Journeys Veer This Way And That

You're Wading Knee Deep And Going In, And You May Never Come Back Again.

The Mouse's Rampage Continues

You Kids And Your Sparkly Vampires... Musical Edition

Back Up, Put The Gun Down, And Get Me A Pack Of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.

The News About Brighton Rock?

Quirky Songstresses, Take 2

Vin Diesel To Blow More Sh*t Up

The Truth Is That I Feel Better Because I've Forgiven Everyone

Even More Good News!

Son's Gonna Rise

Will Smith To Get Called An A-Hole One More Time

Could It Be? An Actor's Musical Project That Doesn't Suck?

Oh, What a World!

The Apocalypse Sure Is Catchy

Robert Zemekis And The Face That He Keeps In A Jar By The Door


Spider-Man News. Does Anyone Even Care?

And Out Of The Beats Of Tomorrow, Tell Me What Beat Fills The Night

Robert Redford At It Again

Burn Hollywood Burn

The Day The Music Died

The Vampire Tony Stark

Don't Ever Tell Anyone What She Did

I Do Believe I Understand Now

God Hates Us All

And The Sun Will Never Shine On This Cold Dead Heart Of Mine

Variety Is The Spice Of Life

It's About Damn Time

Hey Bands I Like, Don’t Listen To Me

Who's Ready For More Vamp/Werewolf Dullness?

Peace and Love Goes Broke

"A Gummo-esque musical"

A Gentle Urban Folk Explosion

Sh*tkickin' Zombie Goodness

Seth Bullock You Ain't, Buddy

Wilco (The Review)

Hands Down, the Illest Ventriloquist...

Though We May Deserve It, It Will Be Worth It

In Brightest Day, In Blackest Night

Here Comes Your Man

To Die Unsung Would Really Bring You Down

Some Say It's Mystic, You Can't Resist It

Rusted From the Rain

Disorder, Chaos, Anarchy: Now That's Fun!

The South Rises Again

Get Well Soon

Simplicity Is Beautiful


A Catacomb Is A Dusty, Barren Graveyard

Hip Hop Started Out In The Heart

Commence Geekgasm!

Drink Up Me Hearties, Yo Ho

I Don't Know My Way Home.

Picture Him. Only Smaller.

From Rhythm and Blues to Death Metal

Don't Stop Dragging the Lake

Whatever Doesn't Kill You Simply Makes You Stranger

Rocking Your Face Off. Now That's Progressive

The Kid Is Not My Son

The Riddle of Steel

The Baffled King Said No More Hallelujah

Forget About Deadpool

Welcome To Music Town, May I Service You?

Delicate Hearts, Diabolical Minds

Motley Crue, Marilyn Manson, The Pixies, and Devo?!?

Radical Rock Meets Revolution Rap

You've... been... BAD!

The Best Albums of the Last Six Months

Trent Reznor Will Save Your Life

Gaze Into Insanity

Death Comes Ripping

From the First to the Last of It, Delivery is Passionate

Don't Confront Me With My Failures

Please Refine Your Search For Hip Hop

Tell Me I'm A Keeper

I swear I Want 'Em to Play That Song on the Pipes At My Funeral When I Die

There Is Some Weird S**t Going Down

No One Wants To Be Defeated

Give the Coasts a Rest, the Midwest is Truly the Best

Avengers Assemble!

I’ve Had a Good Time But This Wasn’t It

Grab a Glass and Shake Your Ass

Rise Up, With or Without Fists

Everything Is Possible and Nothing Is Real

I've Seen A Million Faces, And I've Rocked Them All

In the Court of Kings

To a New World of Gods and Monsters

Take a Look at Your Life, You Kneel Before Your Heroes - You're Nothing Till the Weekend

I'm Wondering Why I Got Out Of Bed At All

Got the Cure if You Love Cats Are Feelin' Depressed

Playing For Change - Now Featuring Zombies!

I Never Meant To Cause You Any Sorrow

Next Stop: Mars

Geek Armageddon Narrowly Avoided

This Shark, Swallow You Whole.

Top 10 Songs by Terrible Singers Saying "I Love You"

Orchestrating the Guitar Like An Army, a Guitar Army

We Don't Need Another xXx

Superficially Deep

You Who Quote the Legends, You Who Poisoned All of My Dreams

You Should Have Killed Me When You Had the Chance

Your College Tastes Like Dogs**t.

Once Again Back Is The Incredible

Sh!t Just Got Weird

Enjoy The Silence, WalMart

George W. Bush Doesn't Like Black Music

Ben Folds' Grand Experiment

People Are Turning Into Pigs. War Pigs, That Is.

Watching the Mighty Fall

Bands That Still Have the Benefit of the Doubt

Welcome To Your Doom

Disorder. Chaos. Anarchy: Now That's Fun.

Genius and Beauty in Music

Reznor Slaps Prince and Weezer Around A Bit

Gerard Butler To Try On The Statham's Pants

Get Ready To See Another Classic Novel Ruined

At Last, Good Movie News! No, Really!

Bands That Need To Stop

You Can't Stop The ROCK

There Is Nothing Zoe Can't Do

Kevin Grievoux Getting Noticed

Beastie Boys Storm Texas and More

Because Ghost World and Ghost Town Were Taken...


If Music Is The Victim, Then So Am I

Holding Hands, Skipping Like a Stone, Burn the Witch, Burn to Ash and Bone

I'm Not the One You Want, Babe, I'm Not the One You Need

Well... I Damn Sure Didn't See This Coming...

On A Thursday Lord I Begged 'Em Not To Knock Me Down Again

Here Comes Your Man

Bees, Castles, and Boris Yeltsin

Take Your Turtle Power And...

Doom and Theatre and mmm... Karen O

Brett Ratner Might Destroy The Universe

Talk Hard

Drink Up Me Hearties, Yo Ho

No, It's Pronounced "Fronkensteen"

Music Has A Pulse

Echos, Storms and Tough Girls

English, Motherfu**er, Do You Speak It?

Getting So Much Better All The Time

This Week In Weird Wolverine News

Late For The Future

Supersonic Bionic Robot Voodoo Power

Because There Can Never Be Enough Trent Reznor News

My Time's Like Water Down a Drain

Musical Tourism: Roll Up for the Magical Mystery Tour

Hoboing It at the 2009 SXSW Music Conference

You Wait For Someone That'll Make the Waiting Worth the Wait

What's Next? The Blue Beetle?

PajibaCon East Update and More!