Welcome to the Author Archive for Joanna Robinson
Recasting Cancelled Shows: What If That Chick From "Orphan Black" Had Been In "Dollhouse"?
10 Things We Learned From This Week's Monstrous Episode Of "Game Of Thrones": Spoiler Whore and Book Reader Edition
Power Ranking The Most Pretentious Faces Of The Stars From Cannes 2013
Station Agents Episode 21: We're Finally All On Team Jim
Baz Luhrmann Tries (And Fails) To Defend The Indefensible Flaw In His Adaptation Of The Great Gatsby
Put Your Damn Shirt Back On: Analyzing An Upsetting New Film Trend
Why "The Mindy Project" Is Everything You Wanted "Girls" To Be
10 Things We Learned From This Week's Torturous Episode Of "Game Of Thrones": Spoiler Whore and Book Reader Edition
In Memoriam: A Visual Tribute To Special Effects Pioneer Ray Harryhausen
9 Delightful Instances Of Anachronistic Film Music That Should Shut The Gatsby Haters Right Up
6 Harmlessly Brainless Netflix Instant Shows To Stream While You're Multi-Tasking
23 Vampires In The Buffyverse Better Than That Irritating Simp Darla
Things We Learned From This Week's Revealing Episode Of "Game Of Thrones": Spoiler Whore and Book Reader Edition
Brad Pitt Covers "Vanity Fair" And, Forgive Me, But This Is Some Benjamin Buttons Sh*t
The Station Agents Ep. 19: Put A Little Hate In Your Heart Edition
Last Night Saw The Coolest Resolution To A Love Triangle In Television History
It's Official, They're Remaking Guys And Dolls. Let's Round Up The Classiest, Eligible Singers And Dancers
10 Things We Learned From This Week's Fire-Breathing Episode Of "Game Of Thrones": Spoiler Whore and Book Reader Edition
7 Supporting TV Characters More Deserving Of A Spin-Off Than That Sassmouth Deb Morgan
The Station Agents Ep. 18: "HOLY MOTHER OF DRAGONS" Edition
7 Recent Big Budget Films That Would Have Been Improved By A Major Character Death
10 Of Morgan Freeman's Most Inspirational Movie Speeches To Get You Through The Day
The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.3
10 Hot New Faces That Will Make Your Summer Moviegoing Experience Downright Sizzling
10 Things We Learned From This Week's Cutting Episode Of "Game Of Thrones": Spoiler Whore and Book Reader Edition
TV Killed The Movie Theater
The Station Agents Ep 17: I'm Right, You're Right, We're Right, Josh Is Wrong Edition
The 7 Undeniably Badass Moments Of TV's Most Useless And Problematic Characters
It's Cookie Time! Power Ranking The Cast Of Troop Beverly Hills
5 Upcoming Book Adaptations So Exciting You'll Whip Your Shirt Off
10 Things We Learned From This Week's Episode Of "Game Of Thrones": Spoiler Whore and Book Reader Edition
Power Ranking The 10 Bravest, Most Heroic Film Characters In The Past 30 Years
The Station Agents Episode 16: Stone Cold Sober Edition
The 5 Projects That Make It Impossible To Write These Hollywood Players Off As Complete Douchebags
In Honor Of Siskel and Ebert: The Pop Cultural Couples Who Love To Hate Each Other
Power Ranking Danny Boyle's 10 Most Malicious Villains
Baz Luhrmann's Latest Gatsby Will Blind You Until All You Can See Are Green Lights
The Station Agents Ep. 15: Two Premieres, Two Finales And "Ally McBeal" Nostalgia Edition
10 Things We Learned From This Week's Heart Shredding "Justified" Finale
25 Reasons Why Bruce Campbell Is Still The King, Baby
Does Kirsten Dunst Have No Friends To Tell Her She Looks Like A Drowned Heroin Rat?
10 Things We Learned From Last Night's Faith-Testing Episode Of "Justified"
A Gentle Loving Reminder That Winter Isn't The Only Thing Coming This Weekend
The Unchangeable Spots Of Leopards By Kristopher Jansma
10 Reasons Why You Absolutely Must Check Out Neil Gaiman's "Neverwhere" Radio Play
Not Like This! The 7 Most Distressing Hook-Ups Of TV's Favorite Will They/Won't They Couples
Dude, You Have To Watch This: 9 TV Episodes That Will Finally Get Your Friends On Board Your Favorite Show
11 Actors Who Are Much Better Looking Out Of Character
10 Things We Learned From This Week's Nail Bitin' Episode of "Justified"
13 Couples That Would Turn Patrick Stewart's Wedding Into A Beautiful Gaystravaganza
The Station Agents "Girls" Finale Controversy Edition, Episode 13
8 TV Actors We Loved In Shows That Are Not Their Own
10 Things We Learned From This Week's Manhuntin' Episode Of "Justified"
Our 10 Favorite Performances Of The SXSW Film Festival
14 Things You Should Know About SXSW 2013
Better Than A Pony, The Veronica Mars Movie Is Pretty Much Guaranteed To Happen
You Never Forget Your First: 10 Directors Who Haven't Managed To Top Their Directorial Debut
Joss Whedon And The Much Ado About Nothing Cast Talk About Stressing The Human Not The Hymen
Spy Vs. Spy: Power Ranking TV's Favorite Spooks And Secret Agents
7 Sh*tty Movie Parents Of The 80s and 90s That Will Make You Feel Better By Comparison
10 Things We Learned From This Week's Jaw-Clenching Episode Of "Justified"
8 Instances That Prove That Even The Kings Of Television Make Sh*tty Film Choices
8 TV Characters We Never Thought We'd Come To Love
Sam Raimi Has Done Some Great And Terrible Things In His Career. This Mila Kunis Sh*tshow Isn't One Of Them.
Are We Still In Love With Alison Brie?
"Justified" Recap: I Know One Person Who's Excited For The Crowders To Get A Dairy Queen
12 Reasons Why It's Not Too Late To Start Loving "Bunheads"
The Station Agents, Behind The Scenes Of "Breaking Bad" Edition: Episode 11
13 Instances When It's Perfectly Okay To Use The C-Word
Silver Linings Cookbook: 11 Oscar Recipes To Wash The Taste Of MacFarlane Out Of Your Mouth
Oh, "Parks & Rec" Wedding Episode, 26 Reasons Why We Love And We Like You
Joss Whedon's Insidious Hidden Agenda Exposed
What We Learned From This Week's Swinging Episode of "Justified"
7 Actors TV Would Like You To Forget Are Actually Really Good Looking
The Station Agents, Triple Overlord Edition: Episode 10
B*tch Ranking "Downton Abbey": Remember How Last Season Ended?
8 British and Irish TV Actors America Should Shamelessly Steal
Strange Bedfellows: 27 Odd Or Forgotten Hollywood Couples
He Put A Ring On It And Ten Things We Learned From Last Night's Episode of "Justified"
9 TV Actors Who Could Go From Small Screen Players To Big Screen Stars In 2013
The Return Of The Station Agents: Episode 9
B*tch Ranking "Downton Abbey": The Queen Bitch Returneth
Gung Hay Fat Choy: 21 Photos To Start Your Year of The Snake Off Right
That Dumbass, Blonde Anne of Green Gables And The Most Idiotic Book Covers On Amazon
Which Power Would You Rather Have Behind Your Throne?
"Know Your Overlord" Contest Answers and Winner
The Game's Afoot And 10 Things We Learned From Last Night's Episode Of "Justified"
The Ten Beloved TV Douche Canoes Best Suited To Round Out The Cast Of The Entourage Movie
The 10 Cringe-Worthiest Performances By This Year's Oscar Nominated Actors
B*tch Ranking "Downton Abbey": A Pudding Is A Terrible Thing To Waste Edition
Get Bent: 47 Of Hollywood's Loveliest Leading Ladies in Drag
"Know Your Overlord": A Seriously Random Pajiba Giveaway
New "Star Trek" Footage Definitely Puts The "Oooo" In Uhura
7 Once Beloved TV Characters We've Come To Despise
Cock Fights, D*ck Swinging And Ten Things We Learned From Last Night's "Justified"
All Your Favorite Shows Will Be Cancelled: Re-Casting Edition
B*tch Ranking "Downton Abbey": "Why, God, Why?!" Edition
Well Something's Coming. These 24 New Photos From "Game Of Thrones" Will Give You Wolf Dreams
8 Actors Who Aren't As Famous As They Should Be. I Can't Imagine Why.
Snakes. Why'd It Have To Be Snakes? 10 Things We Learned From Last Night's "Justified"
Michelle Obama Eye Roll, Classless Partisan Bullsh*t or Hail To The Queen?
20 Actors You May Have Forgotten Were Once Face Meltingly Hot
B*tch Ranking "Downton Abbey": Hellloooo New Footman Edition
5 Prodigiously Talented Actors I Wish I Knew Nothing About
Hands Off! 9 Performances That Will Make You Feel Like An Absolute Creep.
The Top Eight Actors I'd Cast To Put Anne Hathaway In Her Place
10 Things We Learned From Last Night's Tim-Packed Episode Of "Justified"
B*tch Ranking "Downton Abbey": Nobody Likes Edith Edition
8 Reasons Why You Should Get Off Your *ss And Watch "Shameless" Already
Baby Still Needs His Colostrum: 9 Things We Learned From This Week's "American Horror Story"
These "More Accurate" Oscar Posters Will Unchain Your Django
Lady Boner Killers: 8 Of Your Favorite Actors In Their Sh*td*ckiest Roles
9 Best Shows To Hate Watch In 2013
10 Things We Learned From Last Night's Premiere Of "Justified"
5 Beloved TV Backsides Sloppier Than Lena Dunham's
Which Of These 8 Romantic Reunions Are You Most Excited To See In 2013
Donald Glover Is Here To Melt Your "Girls" Hating Heart.
Hot Damn! "American Horror Story" Caught A Serious Case Of The Glees
About That Time Jennifer Lawrence Almost Shot Some Guys In The Ass With Her Bow And Arrow
Amy Poehler And Tina Fey Continue Take Make You Jealous Of Their Friendship
Alison Brie As Captain America? That's Actually Hilarious.
Look! Tom Hiddleston Got You "Buckets Of Love" For Christmas! Just What You Wanted!
Someone On The Internet Dares Question The Validity Of Ryan Gosling's Abs
Les Misérables Review: Hands Down The Best Feel-Sh*tty Movie Of The Year
Ray Romano Gets Lucky, Josh Malina Gets Hate F*cked And Our Top Five Episodes Of The Week
The 9 Most Enjoyable Supporting Performances That Don't Have A Shot In Hell At An Award This Year
A Velvet-Draped & Bewigged Carell and Buscemi Are Here To Magic Your Pants Off
The 11 Best Dramatic Episodes of 2012
Charming Potato Rolls His Way Onto The 20 Biggest Internet Crushes Of 2012 List
32 Adorable Behind-the-Scenes Photos from the Set of the "Lord of the Rings" Trilogy
Ranking The 20 Best Holiday "SNL" Sketches
Get Your Holiday Jollies With Anne Hathaway and Samuel L. Jackson's "Sad-Off Showdown"
The Five Most Irritating Ways Peter Jackson's The Hobbit Deviated From The Book
The Best Of Ian McShane And 8 Things We Learned From Last Week's Episode Of "American Horror Story"
I Pajiba Love You All: An Open Thread About This Morning's Atrocities Right After These Comforting Images
The Good, The Bad And The Slutty: The State Of Sexually Aggressive Woman On Television
Peekaboo, B*tches. In Response To Fashion Criticism, Anne Hathaway Eschews Pants Altogether
Surprise 2013 SAG Nominations Prove Hollywood Still Loves Their Bottle Blondes
This Year's Most Easily Identifiable Hollywood Trend: A Pictorial Celebration
Ian McKellan Has Cancer, You Say? Well F*ck You Too, Universe.
This Year's 8 Most Cringe-Worthy TV Performances
Pan's Labyrinth Musical In The Works. Look! Someone's Already Practicing Their Jazz Hands!
Hugh Jackman Gives Amanda Seyfried A Birthday Lap Dance. Well, Wouldn't You?
Like Any Good Reunion, These "Freaks and Geeks" Photos Will Make You Feel Your Age
The Brand Spankin' New Star Trek Trailer Will Cumber Your Batch And Zach The Hell Out Of Your Quinto
In An Unexpected Coup, Mariah Carey Comes Out Of Left Field To Win Christmas
Pajiba Love After Dark: Ashley Judd Wants To Run For Senator Edition
The Station Agents Ep. 7 -- The Weekly TV Power Ranking And Discussing The Science Of Zombies, Fertility and Pacemakers
And That Will Bring Us Back To D'oh. Country Music Barbie To Play Maria Von Trapp.
10 Things We Learned From This Week's Graceless Episode Of "American Horror Story"
Feast Your Eyes On The Dead Sexy Cast Neil Gaiman Has Assembled For "Neverwhere"
Look Which Dreamy Eyed Douchebag The Halfwits At "Entertainment Weekly" Chose As Best TV Actor Of The Year
The Station Agents Ep. 6 -- The Weekly TV Power Ranking And Our Secret TV Shames
Ben Affleck Named Entertainer Of The Year!? Joss Whedon Would Like To Have A Word.
In The First Images From Catching Fire Jennifer Lawrence Shows Off Her Best "Peeta Please" Look
Last Week's Episode Of "American Horror Story" Put The Gross In Gross Anatomy
Life Of Pi Review: Don't Fill Up On Turkey, Save Room For Ang Lee's Visual Feast
The Most Embarrassingly Poncy Roles Of Your Favorite British Actors
9 TV Father Figures I Would Hate To Disappoint
Lizzy Caplan Smuts Up My Childhood. Somehow I'm Okay With It.
Summer Glau Is Here To Kiss Your Twinkie Pain Away
10 Things We Learned From This Week's "American Horror Sto-HOLD UP IS THAT A NIPPLE LAMP?
The 8 TV Reunions We'd Most Like To See
Drown Your Sorrows In Film's 100 Most Depressing Death Scenes
Oh Sh*t, Anne Hathaway Has Tapped Into Her Inner Toreador
8 Netflix Instant Watch TV Series To Make The Bleak Winter Downright Cozy
TV's 9 Most Surprisingly Sexy Characters
Who's Got Two Thumbs, No Shirt And Is Angling For An Academy Award? This Guy.
10 Things We Learned From This Week's Frankly Unbelievable Episode Of "American Horror Story: Asylum"
7 Book Series That Should Be Made Into A TV Show Before That Bodice Ripping Drivel "Outlander"
The Top 26 Things I Want From The Wedding Of Leslie Knope
People I Hate Really Need To Stop Doing Cute Things. You Hear Me, Megan Fox?!
If You Vote, Alison Brie Will, I Promise*, Snuggle You Like This Kitten
The Station Agents Ep. 5 -- The Weekly TV Power Ranking And The New TV Shows We've Been Happiest To Stop Watching
20 TV Actors More Deserving Of Your "Nepotism" Scorn
Katy Perry Comes Out Of Left Field To Unexpectedly Win Halloween
I Think I Have A New Favorite Character And Ten Things We Learned About This Week's "American Horror Story"
Ryan Gosling And Michael Fassbender Did Charity Work Together On Halloween. Your Move, Other Dudes.
Jeremy Renner To Try His Hand (And Veiny Forearms) At Comedy
41 Spoilerific Reasons Why I Loved That Beautiful Disaster Cloud Atlas
Brace Yourself, Internet, "Community" Officially Returns To NBC In February
The Station Agents Ep. 4 -- The Weekly TV Power Ranking, Our Favorite Halloween Episodes And One Of The Agents Proposes
9 Beloved TV Actors That You May Not Realize Are Still Employed
That Time Matt Damon Was Just The Icing On The Tom Hanks Cake
10 Things We Learned From This Week's Demonic Episode Of "American Horror Story: Asylum"
Next Season's "Mad Men" Has Shirtless Jon Hamm. Sucks To Be You, Dish Subscribers.
Three Network Sitcoms Used The Exact Same Hacky Halloween Joke Last Night And There's Still No New "Community"
The Dapper Dudes Of The New Bond Flick Have A Tux-Off. Oh, Ralph Fiennes, I Think We Have A Loser.
The Station Agents Ep. 3 -- A Weekly TV Power Ranking Podcast During Which Dustin Drank An Entire Bottle Of Wine
Justin Timberlake: Ruining Your Wedding Plans Since 2012
The 7 Dumbest Thing A TV Character Could Possibly Do
These Kanye West/Wes Anderson Mash-Ups Are The Best Thing You'll See All Day
10 Things We Learned From This Week's Premiere Of "American Horror Story Asylum"
Oh, Timothy Olyphant, If I Were Running The World You'd Be Able To Buy And Sell The Likes Of Ashton Kutcher
Hugh Jackman Does Gagnum Style With Wolverine Claws, Tears The Internet To Shreds
Crank Up The Nine Inch Nails, Scarlett Johansson Slithers Into A 90s Goth Look
The Station Agents Ep. 2 -- A Weekly TV Power Ranking Podcast From Your Favorite Overlords
The Best Photo Of Natalie Portman, Michael Fassbender And A Lizard Dude You'll See Today
It's A Pity Esquire Didn't Ask Me To Vote On Sexiest Woman Alive Because Screw Mila Kunis, That's Why
All Those Terrible Things You've Said About Kristen Stewart? She's Said Worse About Herself.
Is Sarah Palin Angling For A Guest Spot On "Sons Of Anarchy"?
The Station Agents Ep. 1 -- A New Weekly TV Power Ranking Podcast From Your Favorite Overlords
How Much Would You Pay To Get Khal Drogo In Your Pants?
"Community" Tries To Fill The Dan Harmon Sized Hole With Mustaches. It's...Working.
10 Actors You Probably Didn't Know Could Dance
Pitch Perfect Review
Sure There Was A Presidential Debate Last Night But, In More Important News, Cameron Diaz Bent Over
You'll Want To Wash Kate Winslet's Mouth Out With Soap After Seeing The Filthy Movie 43 Trailer
Which Child Actor Of The 90s Has Had The Most Successful Transition To Adult Star?
Burn Them! The 15 Greatest Movies Based On Banned Books.
No Brainer Poll Of The Day: Would You Rather Jon Hamm's Cowboy Or Johnny Depp's Indian?
Tina Fey Poses As Audrey Hepburn, Destroys The Fantasy That She Might Be In Your League
Those May Not Have Been Bowie's Balls In Labyrinth, But Never Doubt The Authenticity Of The Package
If Hayden Paintyourwagon Can Become A Household Name, There's Hope For These New TV Blondes
On The Bright Side, Guess Which Awesome Music Video Vixen Is Cumbering Sherlock's Batch?
Now That She's Single, Here Are The Handful Of Mortal Men Good Enough For Amy Poehler
Guess Which Hollywood Hack Is Putting His Hands All Over The Khaleesi's Dragons
Want An Even Better Pair Of Twins? Check Out Today's Links
Sleepwalk With Me Review: Too Young To Hold On. Too Old to Just Break Free And Run.
Get Your Wallets Out, Now You Can Buy Your Way Into The Middle Of This Hemsworth/Hiddleston Sandwich
If You've Never Found Rashida Jones to Be Ungodly Sexy, You Will Now
I Think We Figured Out A Way To Bring Sexy Back To The Oscars
Which Hollywood Actor or Actress Has The Best Natural B*tchface?
Hollywood's Sweetest Couple Are Here To Snap Your Heartstrings In Two
Oh, Sh*t, They Tarred and Feathered Jennifer Lawrence!
Redheads Are Becoming Extinct? Not While They Look Like This They Aren't.
Who's Got The Most Punchable Face In Showbiz? I Bet You're Ready With Your Response...And Your Fist.
7 Fairy Tale Movies You Should Watch Because You're A F*cking Grown-Up, That's Why.
Stripping Off The Beards And Leather: 20 Things You Didn't Know About The Cast Of "Sons Of Anarchy"
Cat Fight!! Maggie Smith Eviscerates Shirley MacLaine, Dowager Countess-Style
The Ones Who Knock -- Mid-Season 5 Wrap-Up
"Community" Season Premiere Takes On The Hunger Games
The World Hasn't Seen A Hacker This Smoking Hot Since Angelina Jolie
Adrien Brody Is Here To Kill Your Crush On...Adrien Brody
The Ones Who Knock S5E8 -- "Gliding Over All"
Ugh, Enough With The Think Pieces...Which "Community" Actor Would You Rather Invite Into Your Pillow Fort?
What's Your Best Celebrity Anagram? Can You Top The Simple Beauty Of "Dr. Sunken Tits?"
First Person To Identify This Celebrity Wins A Frozen Yogurt...Or Perhaps A Whole Meal Of Food
Kimmel on Jay Leno: "F*ck Him"
The Ones Who Knock S5E7 -- "Say My Name"
Which Of These Geek Goddesses Would You Pick To Put The Ginger In Your Ale?
Find Out What Kind Of Scarf-Porn Related Antics Cumberbatch and Company Will Get Up To In Season Three Of "Sherlock"
Think Nicole Kidman Is Too Old and Icy To Be Attractive? Her Scantily Clad Bum Begs To Differ
Leg Enthusiasts Of The World, Rejoice! Amy Pond Gets Her Own Spin-Off
First Look Of James Marsden As JFK Will Knock Your Pill Box Off
The Ones Who Knock S5E6 -- "Buyout"
Which Ass-Kicking Babe Would Top Your List For The Planned All-Female Expendables?
New "Game Of Thrones" Casting News Will Blow Your Helm Off
Aw, Remember The Good Old Days When Jennifer Lawrence Used To Pose In Just The Red Swimsuit?
Michelle Rodriguez Pours Herself Into A Dress And Inspires The Russian Headline "Homina Homina Homina"
Did ScarJo Turn In The Sexiest Performance Of The Year? God Help Me, I Think She Did.
The Ones Who Knock S5E5 -- "Dead Freight"
Plenty Of You Lined Up To See Jeremy Renner Forearm Porn This Weekend, But Is Bourne His Best Role?
Jennifer Lawrence Is Already Lobbying For A Golden Globe...Hard
Do You Believe Mulder and Scully Are Boning For Reals? I WANT TO BELIEVE!
7 Performers Who Made Us Change Our Minds This Year...Damn Them
Misleading Headline Of The Day: Uma Thurman Snuggles A Topless Lucy Liu
The Ones Who Knock S5E4 -- "Fifty-One" And A Bonus Interview With Director Rian Johnson
Where Are They Now? Power Ranking The Cast Of The Ultimate 90s Movie
Lock Your Cubicle Door For The 10 Sexiest Films Ever Made
Celebrate The Mars Landing With A Dumb Natalie Portman "Heavenly Body" Joke
Would You Give Up Meat For A Crack At One Of These Delectable Hollywood Vegans?
Your Daily Dose Of Schadenfreude: Russell Brand Narrowly Escapes Death
If I Just Start Throwing Money At My Monitor Will They Make This Movie?
Who Should Play He-Man? I've Got Your Left Field Candidate Right Here.
The Ones Who Knock S5E3 -- "Hazard Pay"
Peter Jackson Confirms 3rd Hobbit, Will Spend Half His Budget Getting Liv Tyler Into Fighting Elf Shape
Tom Hardy Raps With His Baby. Ovary Explosion, Aisle 1.
The Dark Knight Rises Is A "Conservative Classic?" Uh, Someone Tell Anne Hathaway's Costume.
Is Nothing In This World Sacred!? Processing The Split Of Hollywood's Least Convincing Couple.
The Ones Who Knock S5E2 -- "Madrigal"
David Beckham Is Here To Crumple Your Cynicism Into A Ball And Punt It Across The Goal Line
Vulture Struggles To Define The Most "Valuable" Hollywood Star, Neglects To Include A Bangable Category
The Women of "Downton Abbey" Get The Tim Burton Zombie-Clown Treatment
Which Batman Villian Did Christopher Nolan Miss Out On? I've Got Two Words For You.
Two Geek Gods Meet At Comic-Con. Mind If I Squeeze In The Middle And Just...Wriggle Around A Little?
Louis CK Swears He Didn't Mean To Endorse Rape Jokes. So We Good Here?
Buttoned Up Or Stripped Down? Joseph Gordon-Levitt vs. Aaron Paul
The Ones Who Knock S5E1 -- "Live Free Or Die"
Vogue Puts Wizened Crone Marion Cotillard On The Cover Of Their "Aging" Issue
The "Community" Blooper Reel Has Extra Shirtless McHale Footage? Oh Yes Please!
Christina Hendricks Brings New Meaning To "Top Shelf"
Bourne Legacy, If Any Of Your Shaky Cam Shenanigans Obscure My View Of Rachel Weisz, There Will Be Hell To Pay
In Honor Of Comic-Con We Present Pajiba's Favorite Geek Couple
As If Hot Men Slathered In Oil Wasn't Reason Enough To Watch "Sons Of Anarchy"
Take Kate Beckinsale's Underworld Outfit, Add A Few Zombie Bites And You've Got Milla's New Resident Evil Look
New Photos Reveal That Lindsay Lohan Is Campaigning Hard For A "Walking Dead" Cameo
New Photos From The Hobbit Prove It's Not Too Late To Vote A Dwarf Into Your Pajiba 10
You Guys, What If Joey Potter Ends Up Single-Handedly Bringing Down Scientology?
The Real Housewives Of Westeros? Finally, A Reality TV Show I'd Watch
Emma Stone And The New Spider-Man Crack Open Your Heart, Pour A Little Sunshine In
Amy Poehler And Will Arnett Reclaim The Title Of World's Most Adorable Couple
Samuel L. Jackson's Nicki Minaj Impression Is Just What Your Monday Needed
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Review: Dedicated To The Proposition Of Kicking Your Ass
Feel Sorry For Sorkin After His New Show Got Panned? You Won't When You Get A Look At His New Lady
Gary Oldman Rips Professional Athletes A New One
Terry Richardson Gets His Greasy Mitts All Over America's Favorite Swimsuit Model
The Pajiba 10 -- For Your Consideration: The Year Of The Archer
9 Actors Who Prove Lightening Can Strike Twice
Happy Friday, Everyone. I'll Be In My Bunk.
Have A Drink. Heck, Have A Pair. It's National Bourbon Day.
Just When You Thought You Couldn't Adore Michael Fassbender More, You Find Out He Sings
Cast Your Vote For America's Most Likable Gay Person
Felicia Day As Lara Croft Is Just The Internet's Way Of Saying "I Love You."
34 Spoileriffic Reasons Why I Loved Prometheus
Who Fills Out A Clingy Action Suit Better Than Anne Hathaway? Idris Elba That's Who.
Stephen Colbert Names America's Most Likable Gay Person
41 Reasons Why We'll Miss "Game Of Thrones"
Kate Winslet Is "Grateful For Her Buttocks." So Are We, Kate. So Are We.
Power Ranking The 2012 Season Finales
Snow White And The Huntsman Review: One Bad Apple Doesn't Spoil The Bunch
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Recites A "Tasteful Poem About Cunnilingus"...Pun Intended
16 Reasons Why You're Looking Forward To Ridley Scott's Prometheus
Between Jackman's Prison Beard, Hathaway's Buzz Cut And Crowe's Very Silly Hat...Who's Got The Worst Look In Les Misérables?
Gillian Jacobs Puts The "Umm" In "Summer Camp" With This Flirtatious Campaign For GQ
Brace Yourself Internet, Alison Brie Talks About Being Naked...Again
115 Reasons Why We Love Joss Whedon's "Buffy The Vampire Slayer"
The Butler Cast: We Haven't Seen This Many Attractive People In The White House Since The Bartlett Administration
Naked Paul Bettany...It Really Never Gets Old
7 Highlander Casting Options More Appealing Than Canadian Dude-Bro Ryan Reynolds
You Thought Emma Stone Had Reached Maximum Adorability? Idiots. She's Not Yet Begun To Fight.
Hey, Book Nerds! A Spoiler Heavy Look At All The Insane Sh*t "Game Of Thrones" Has To Cram Into Their Last Three Episodes
Grease Up Your Poles! Strippers Are Coming
The Cannes 2012 Fashion From "Best" To "AGGHHH MY EYES"
Sure, Fassbender Is Bummed About That Oscar Snub, But Somehow I Think He'll Muddle Through
7 Reasons Why You're Delighted By The Cancellation Of "House"
Was This The Best Part Of The Avengers? You Bet Scarlett Johansson's Kevlar-Clad Bum It Was.
You Think A Tatted-Out Tom Cruise Is The Most Disturbing Magazine Cover You'll See Today? Think Again.
Don't Call It A "Ship": The 13 TV Couples We're Rooting For
What Did Beyonce Wear To The Met Costume Gala? Um, Not Much. Not Much At All.
Cumberb*tches Assemble: In Celebration Of The Return Of BBC's "Sherlock"
May The Fourth Be With Y-WHAT THE SH*T A BEASTIE BOY DIED?
They Grow Up So Fast: 7 Child Actors Who Have A Legitimate Shot At Fame
The Tensions Around The Avengers Are Tighter Than ScarJo's Crimefighting Suit
Woody Harrelson And Matthew McConaughey Are Here To Fill The Bro-Shaped Hole "Entourage" Left In Your Hearts
"Game Of Thrones" -- "The Ghost Of Harrenhal": Anyone Can Be Killed
10 Shows That Are Better When Viewed In One Long Lazy Marathon
New Badass Images From Disney's Brave Put Katniss Everdeen In Her Place
Matthew McConaughey Designed His Own *ssless Chaps. Because Of Course He Did.
The Frumpening: 8 Ways Hollywood Hopes To Make You Forget You're Watching A Movie Star
No Joke, Hollywood's Completely Laughable Film Adaptation Of That Twilight Fanfic Book Gets The Perfect Leading Man
5 Kick *ss Female Characters You Wouldn't Want To Meet In An Dark Alley
Last Night "The Office" Crossed Over Into "Hate Watch" Territory
"Girls" Review: 18 Years Later And Reality Still Bites
Mel Gibson Continues To Peddle His Crazy Like It's Going Out Of Style
10 Now Beloved Actors We Wrote Off Too Soon
Watch Zooey Deschanel Try To Out-Sexbot Michael Fassbender
A Kiss With A Fist: TV's Best Slaps, Jabs, Smacks, Wallops and TKOs
Ladies With Beards Will Make You Feel Very Confused About Your Sexuality
The TV Casts You'd Most Enjoy Getting Trashed With
"Justified" -- "Slaughterhouse": "He Just Saw A Man In A Hat"
Don't Call Ashley Judd Puffy, You Wouldn't Like Her When She's Puffy
8 Shows That Never Should Have Left High School
Nicole Kidman Cast As The Effortlessly Elegant Grace Kelly
Stop! Scene Stealer! 10 TV Characters Who Have Walked Away With Someone Else's Show
Is Charlize Theron An Actress? A Movie Star? Or Both?
"Justified" -- "Coalition": "Just Cause You're Paranoid, That Don't Mean Someone Ain't Out To Get You."
Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out: 9 TV Characters We Do Not Miss
All Your Favorite TV Ladies Hop Into Bed Together. . .And Lady Mary's There Too
Mirror Mirror Review: Julia Roberts Ditches The America's Sweetheart Act And Embraces Her Inner B*tchy Queen
The Person Who Photoshopped Eva Green Into Stick Figure, Cartoon Boob Oblivion Deserves To Have Every Finger Broken
"Justified" -- "Measures": "That Bear Poked Me"
The Most Goddamn Threatening And Insidious Group Of Characters You've Ever Seen
Celebrating The Fact That Peter And His Dinklage Will Be Back On Our TVs In Just Five Short Days
You Can Do Side Bends Or Sit-Ups But Please Don't Lose That Butt. "Mad Men" Is Back
If The Botoxed Faces of Hollywood Starlets Could Betray Emotion, They'd Wince At The Striking Au Natural Beauty Of Cate Blanchett
"Justified" -- "Guy Walks Into A Bar": "Did That Go The Way You Rehearsed It?"
The First Look At Jonny Lee Miller's Sherlock Holmes: Are Those Eddie Vedder's Shredded Old Shirts Around Your Neck?
How Much Would You Pay To Fill Your TV Screen With Only The Images You Want?
Rock Out With Your Spandex-Clad Rack Out: How To Win WonderCon In 23 Easy Steps
George Clooney Gets Arrested For A Good Cause. Sorry Fellas, You'll Never Outsex Him Now.
Statistics Claims Chicks Don't Dig Beards. Lies. Damn Lies.
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Guess Which Sparkly Thing Was The Top-Earning Musical Act In 2011
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Meet The Only Straight Girl In American Who Doesn't Want To Sleep With Jon Hamm
Everyone Loves A Lover: Your Favorite Famous People Getting Frisky
Gillian Jacobs As Catwoman? Meow.
New Hunger Games Footage Will Knock The Breakfast Right Out Of Your Mouth
Christina Hendricks Does The Hunger Games, Internet Catches Fire
A Ton Of New Images Reveal The 13 Reasons Why You'll Like The Hunger Games Film. Yes, You.
There Was ... A Mighty Duel: Our Favorite Physical Film Fights
"Justified" -- "The Man Behind The Curtain": "Hell Is Empty And All The Devils Are Here"
Good Deeds Review: Just Another Slice Of Sh*t Pie
The Only Thing Better Than The Distorted Cry Faces Of The Oscar Winners Are The Constipated Frozen Grins On The Losers
You Thought Jude Law Was Too Sexy To Play Watson? You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet.
Who Did It Better? 84th Annual Academy Awards Edition
That Really Awkward Photo That Made Brad Pitt Look Like David Spade
Whip Out Your Wands, J.K. Rowling To Write Something For The "Adult" Crowd
He May Not Win The Oscar, But Everyone Loves George
"Justified" -- "When The Guns Come Out": "You Know You're In Trouble When The Drums Stop."
Not Even Porn Mustaches And Greg Brady Hair Can Hide The Hotness Of Jon Hamm And Adam Scott
The 30 Reasons Why We'll Miss "Downton Abbey"
This Means War Review: Hollywood's Very Crappy Valentine's Day Gift
More Than Just A Pretty Face: 14 TV Actors I'd Like To Take Behind The Middle School And Crack Jokes With
What? Is She Funny? Someone Please Explain The Keira Knightley Thing To Me.
Which Cast Aged The Best? My Money's On Those Kids From Bayside.
"Justified" -- "Thick As Mud": "Things Might Get Weird."
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This Valentine's Day, Watch Jennifer Aniston Rub Herself All Over Your Movie Boyfriend
The Long National Nightmare Continues, Lionsgate Hints At More Twilight
The Action Heroes Of Your Youth Are Now Swollen, Drugged-Out Man Babies
12 Adorable On-Screen Couples You Wish Were Real
The Best Films You Never Want To See Again
"Justified" -- "The Devil You Know": "Son, You Ain't Gonna Make It Back"
Think You Can Count The Number Of Nannies Beyoncé Hired On One Creepily Gloved Hand? Think Again.
Celebrating Thirteen Glorious, Boobtacular Years of Oscar Caliber Nerd Pandering
Hey Girl, What If You Could Have Ryan Gosling Any Time You Wanted And As Much As You Wanted?
The Woman In Black Review: The Deathly Hallways
In Which We Talk A Lot About Breasts. Not Just Christina Hendricks' Breasts. But Those Too.
"Justified" -- Harlan Roulette": "The Boots Aren't Made For Running"
Can You Name All The Pretty Pasty White Chicks On The Cover Of "Vanity Fair"?
25 Of TV And Film's Finest Villains Looking Downright Adorable
By Some Miracle, Scarlett Johansson's Chest Is Not The Highlight Of These New Avengers Photos
Discover How Evangeline Lilly And Her Hot Ass Plan To Ruin The Hobbit
This Is Exactly What I Predict You'll Look Like When You Listen To This Face-Meltingly Awesome Ron Swanson Rap
Worse Than Porn: The Most Embarrassing Movie You Own
"Justified" -- "Cut Ties": "You Have The Right To Remain Silent, So Long As You Can Stand The Pain."
You Wanna Screw And Eat Your Way To Extinction, America? Technology Is On Your Side.
If Your Sister Looked Like This, You Might Want To Bone Her Too
Like A Fine Wine: Women Who Only Got Better With Age
Anthony Mackie Demeans And Objectifies Ryan Gosling. And It's Delicious.
Watch Self-Proclaimed Penis Expert, Michael Fassbender, Identify Other Famous Hollywood Nudes
Zooey Deschanel: You Say Adork-able, I Say One Pot Of Boiling Water Away From Cooking Your Pets-able
"Justified"--"The Gunfighter"--"I See Them Long Hard Times To Come"
Notorious Multitasker George Lucas Simultaneously Promises To Retire And Sh*ts All Over Your Childhood...Again
Frosting Covered Images From Paul Rudd's New Film Will Give You Diabetes Of The Heart
Pajiba Love Up All Night
Who Did It Better?
Madonna's Terrifyingly Smooshed Chest Edition Golden Globes Edition
Our Fourteen Favorite TV Moments
My Best Imitation Of Myself: TV And Film's Funniest Self-Satires
There's Something You Should Know About Kristen Bell's Body
Eat Something Sweet, Save The World
In A Shocking Turn Of Events The People's Choice Awards Make The Right Choice
"Saturday Night Live" Hires America's Dullest Leading Man To Host. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Just How Important Is Celebrity Nudity? Would You Watch A Movie On The Off Chance You Might See Amanda Seyfried Naked?
Emma Stone Does Her Best Baby Goose Impression. Fails Adorably.
Your Favorite Hollywood Star Adds "Entitled Blogger" To Her CV
The New Oscar Trailer Will Make You Long For James Franco In Drag
Dance Up On Me! The 10 TV Characters We'd Like To See More Of
Gwyneth Paltrow Officially Promises You Her Sh*t Does Not Stink
Busting Out All Over: The Twelve Hottest Babes In Corsets
These Are The Most Important Faces Of 2011? Really?
Ain't That A Kick In The Rectum? The Best Literary Adaptations Of 2011
What Is Keeping Rachel McAdams From Full-Blown "America's Sweetheart" Status?
Which 2011 Films Did These Attractive Actors Pick As Their Favorites?
You Think A Fast Food Spokesman Can't Be Classy, Suave And Sexy? Ah, Then You've Severely Underestimated Clive Owen
Anne Hathaway Talks About The Bare Breasted Role That Inspired Her Catwoman
How, Against All Odds And Despite Wonderbread Levels Of Blandness, Is Jessica Biel Still A Thing?
Robert Downey Jr., You Can Talk About Kittens All You Want, It Won't Erase The Pain Of Iron Man 2
Tintin Review: A Rip-Roaring Adventure In The Uncanny Valley
Shame Review: Pornography Of Pain
For Christmas I Got You A Sweet Lullaby About Children Killing Each Other. You're Welcome.
"American Horror Story"--"Afterbirth"--Ryan Murphy Wriggled Into That Gimp Suit And F*cked Us. Truthfully? We Liked it.
Harrison Ford Joins Ender's Game. Maybe A New Franchise Will Convince Him To Hang Up The Whip For Good.
Hollywood's Hottest Jews: Some People Are Just A Little More "Chosen" Than Others.
Conan O'Brien Puts The "AH!" In Hanukkah With His Human Centipede Menorah
Lars Von Trier Promises Us Skarsgard Penis. Relax, Ladies, Wrong One.
The Best On-Screen Couples Of 2011
Who Wouldn't Want To Be The Meat In This Insanely Dapper British Sandwich?
We're Never Going Back. 8 Sh*tty "Lost" Knock-Offs
Say Goodbye To These! Karen Gillan Is Leaving "Doctor Who"
"American Horror Story" -- "Birth" -- "Tate, You Are The Darkness"
Today In As-You-Wish Fulfillment: Paul Rudd Is Playing Wesley In The Princess Bride
Oh You Thought You Couldn't Love Matt Damon More? Fool.
In The First Official Photos From The Great Gatsby They Photoshopped Ten Pounds Of Bloat Off DiCaprio's Face
Have Gimp Suit, Will Travel: The 9 Best Guest Stars Of The Fall Season
Ryan Gosling Grows Weary Of Your Adoration.
Was "Community" All Just A Fever Dream?
"Revenge" -- "Loyalty" -- Emily Knows Kung Fu!
"American Horror Story" -- "Smoldering Children" -- She Met With A Violet End
Rumor Has It Ryan Murphy Tortures Those "Glee" Kids. Rumor Has It Ryan Murphy Is Kind Of My Hero.
10 Stereotype Bustin' TV Characters
Clooney Gives You His Best Muppet Face And A Belated "Community" Treat
You Bleeding Heart, Namby Pamby, Liberal Douchebags Sure Do Like Some Sh*tty TV
You Uptight, Puritanical Right Wing Tight *sses Are Missing Out On Some Awesome Television
Ben Stiller To Get His Unfunny Monkey Paws All Over One Of England's Finest Exports
"Mad Men" Better Get Back On The Air Soon. I'm Running Out Of Excuses To Post Christina Hendricks' Rack.
So, Tom Cruise Lost All His Sex Appeal In Oprah's Couch Cushions, Right?
"American Horror Story" -- "Spooky Little Girl": He's Gonna Want A Little More Bang For His Buck
Really? You Again? TV's Most Valuable Players
Please Let It Be For A Role, Please Let It Be For A Role: The Unexpected Sad Keanu-ing Of Ben Affleck
A Double Dose Of Daniel Craig: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Photos And Sh*t Talking The Kardashians
10 Netflix Instant Watch Series To Get You Through Rerun Season
Eight Cinematic Black Sheep To Make You Feel Better About Your Holiday
The Baffling Charisma Of Jeremy Renner
Brace Yourself, You're About To Like Tyler Perry
We Celebrate Black Friday With Depraved Humans, Disgusting Turkeys And A Little Light Bondage
Hugo: The Most Charming Film History Lesson You'll Ever Learn
The Jon Hamm Problem: You Can't Be Handsome And Funny. Pick One.
Ewan McGregor Brings His Patented Brand Of Cheeky, Bashful Eye F*cking To Your TV
Hugh Grant Drops The Stammer To Strike A Blow At The Paparazzi
Funny Women Can't Be Hot? You Bet Sofia Vergara's Sweet *ss They Can.
Mila Kunis: Manic Sexy Dream Girl
Demi And Ashton Get Divorced. Aw, I Guess Douchebags Aren't Forever.
Scarlett Johansson Wants To Direct. Because Of Course She Does.
New Avengers Banners! And A Significantly Less Constipated Bruce Banner!
His Name Is Not Severus Snape, You Ignorant Twits. 10 Actors Who Are Famous For The Wrong Roles.
"Revenge" And "American Horror Story": It's All Fun And Games Until Somebody Loses A Penis
I'm Sick And Tired Of These Motherf*cking *ssholes On My Motherf*cking TV
Nice Gloss, Emu! People Magazine Votes Bradley Cooper Sexiest Man Alive
Pixar Helps Us Heal As The Long National Culture Rape Known As Twilight Comes To A Close
Look At The Rack On That Dude! A Brief History Of Lady Porn
Justin Timberlake, Stand-Up Guy Or PR Super-Genius?
This Day Goes To 11
We Love A Man In Uniform: 11 Famous Faces Who Served In The Military
Ripped For Your Guilty Pleasure: The Cast Of "Revenge" Gets Nearly Naked
"American Horror Story" -- "Piggy, Piggy": I Hear The Raw Food Movement Is Really Taking Off
Eddie Murphy Quits. Who Should Host The Oscars? Oh, We've Got About 99 Candidates and Billy Crystal Ain't One.
McGregor, McHale and Fassbender? Stop Digging, You've Hit Shit-Eating Grin Gold.
Ten Of Television's Best One-Season Big Bads
Well Fuck Me Gently With A Chainsaw: The Ten Fictional Couples You Really Shouldn't Be Rooting For
Here, Let Jason Segel And The Muppets Wash The Taste Of Brett Ratner Out Of Your Mouth
Helena Bonham Carter Continues Her Campaign To Batsh*t Her Way Into My Heart
Guilty Pleasure TV Round Up: "American Horror Story" vs. "Revenge"
The Cast Of The Hunger Games Look Like They're Posing For "Cotton: The Fabric Of Our AAAAA RUN FOR YOUR LIVES"
21 Mustaches To Make Your Upper Lip Twitch
Joseph Gordon-Levitt In The Dark Knight Rises, Does Bulletproof Fulfill The Vest Rider In His Contract?
In Which David Tennant And Catherine Tate Make You Miss Them ... A Lot
The Highest Grossing Actor In Show Business? You're DAMN Right.
Baby We Were Born To Run: Top Ten Favorite Couples On The Lam
Is It Just Me Or Do The Hobbits Look "Entourage"-level Douchey In This Photo?
Enough, Enough Now. 13 British Actresses More Deserving Of Fame Than Keira Knightley
Christina Hendricks Continues Her Campaign For Most Perfect Woman Ever. This Time With Scotch.
I Wouldn't Mind The Probing: The 20 Sexiest Aliens Of Film And Television
What Kind Of Cynical Asshole Do You Have To Be To Hate On The New Muppet Movie?
Scarlett Johansson: Terrible Actress Or Evil Genius Who Also Happens To Be A Terrible Actress?
A Case Study In Hotness: Exploding Ovary Edition
The Sexy! It's Back! Justin Timberlake Delivers On An Old Promise.
The Seven Best Guilty Pleasure TV Shows
In Honor Of TV's Hottest Doctor. . .Not So Fast McDreamy
11 Movies That Absolutely Should Not, Cannot, Ought Not Have Sequels
Scarlett Johansson Too Sexy For The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo?
8 Great Actors That Personify Manliness
Mr. Spock Is Gay? No Sh*t.
Which Of These Phenomenal Young Actors Will Debase Themselves To Play John McClane Jr. In Die H5rd?
A Classy Excuse To Watch Michael Fassbender Have Sex With All The Things
12 Truly Crappy Follow-Ups To An Oscar Win
Keanu Reeves In A Classic Robert De Niro Role? Whoa.
The Ten Most Pirated Films Of All Time. Only One Contains Actual Pirates.
The 9 TV Actors Who Were Never Supposed To Leave Their Castmates In The Dust
One Of My Favorite Actors Will Have The Privilege Of Kicking Timothy Olyphant's Fine Fine Ass Up And Down Apalachia
Princess Bride Cast Reunion: Apparently True Love Means Matching Haircuts
11 TV Actors Who Have What It Takes To Make It On The Big Screen
Eva Mendes, The Chick Who Laid The Golden Goose
A Case Study In Hotness: Perfect Ten Edition
Is This What Rock Bottom Looks Like? Ryan Reynolds Continues His Free Fall From Grace
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Diamonds In The Rough: 7 Hidden Talents That Were Waiting For The Right Role To Shine
First Look Of Russell Crowe In Superman: Heroic Or Intergalactic Street Person?
We Know You Can Do Better. 9 Actors Who Have Chosen To Slum It.
Too Sexy To Die: 10 Characters Who Were Saved By Their Sex Appeal
Kate Winslet's Most Attractive Feature? Why Her Filthy Mouth, Of Course.
Are You Kidding Me? I'd Watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt Shave A Dog.
Finally, A James Bond Actor I Could Get Behind. . . Or Under
A Case Study In Hotness: Dream Girl Edition
The "How I Met Your Mother" Blooper Reel Features The Lewd Antics Of All Your Favorite People. Oh And Ted's There Too.
If It Ain't Broke, Um, Smash It To Bits With An Axe Anyway I Guess: Stephen King And "The Shinning" Sequel
Because It Can't All Be Cynicism And Snark: The Most Goddamn Adorable Couples In Hollywood History
We Can't Miss You If You Never Go The F*ck Away: The Hardest Working Actors In Show Business
Look! Susan Sarandon Is So Pretty! Look At Her Pretty Face While The Grown-Ups Talk Politics.
What's So Sexy About A Woman Holding A Gun? Aren't Guns Just A Giant Penis Metaph-oh
Is Your Friday Drab, Dull, Unglamorous? Let Emma Stone, Ryan Gosling And A Dog Fix That!
"Revenge," It Turns Out, Is A Dish Best Served Hot. Like, Supremely Smoking Hot.
They Can't All Be Selleck: 10 Actors Who Should Never Attempt A Mustache
Even Summer Glau, Terminator and Show-Killer, Couldn't Put The "Big Bang Theory" Out Of Its Misery
There Goes My Hero, She's Ordinary: Four Kickass Babes Who Could Wipe The Self-Pitying Simper Off Sarah Jessica Parker's Face
The Nation Asked Christina Hendricks To Put Her Rack Away And, Tragically, She Did
What A Way To Go: Film And Television's Ten Deadliest Catches
In Which Tim Burton Continues His One Man Crusade Against Johnny Depp's Hotness
The Seven Musicians Turned Actors That Don't Make Me Want To Hurl A Boombox Playing Peter Gabriel At The Screen
Are Those Leather Pants, Young Lady? Someone Tell Chloe Moritz To Stop Growing Up, Please.
Caution, Curves Ahead: Which Version Of These TV Women Do You Prefer?
In Which Tom Hardy Flexes Muscles You've Never Even Heard Of
Hate Keira Knightley And Russell Crowe? You're In Luck! Casting News To Satisfy Your Revenge Fantasies.
A Case Study In Hotness: TV's New "It" Girl Edition
The Enemy Of My Enemy Is Still My Enemy
16 Good Ol' Boys To Help Wash The Taste Of Governor Rick Perry Out Of Your Mouth
Fassbender Talks Sex Addiction, The Rest Of Us Try To Keep It Together.
11 Reasons Why I'm Holding Out Hope That The Eddie Murphy Oscars Won't Be One Massive, Fat Suited Ratnerf*cking
Comparing Emma Stone To Lindsay Lohan? That's Like Comparing Apples To Snotty, Lying, Privileged, Cokehead Oranges.
What Is He, Funny? The Most Preposterous Pairings Of 2011
This Woman Out-Sexes Any Half-Naked TV Tartlet. She Will Wreck You And You Will Thank Her.
Look It's Him, No Not Him, The Other One. What's His Face. 10 Actors We Feel Should Be More Famous Than They Are.
Want To Ruin A Perfectly Good Male Stripper Project? Boy, Have I Got The Dead-Eyed "Actress" For You.
How Do You Like Me Now? Reassessing The TV Love Triangles Of Our Youth
Panettiere And Dushku Take On The Daily Mail. Oddly Enough, I'm Rooting For Faith And The Cheerleader.
Are You F*cking Listening, Hollywood? 14 Ways You Could Have Improved Our Summer At The Movies
English, Motherf*cker, Do You Speak It? What You Miss When You Wait For The American Remake.
Matthew Fox From "Lost" Is Not Opposed To Punching Ladies? Man, Why Did He Never Give Kate What Was Coming To Her?
The Sooner You Accept Adele As Your Overlord and Mistress, The Easier Things Will Be For You
First Look At DiCaprio As Jay Gatsby, The Puffy Faced, Greasy Haired Epitome Of The American Dream
Which Of These TV Casts Would You Let Wrinkle Your Linens?
Every Day And In Every Way, I'm Convinced It Should Have Been Called X-Men: Brokeback Mutant
Hot Damn! It's The Soggy Bottom Boys! Ten Film Soundtracks For The Musically Ignorant
A Sweaty David Tennant In Leather Pants May Only Be Reason Number Ten Why You Should See Fright Night, But He's A Perfect Ten.
Whole Lotta Shakin' Going On: A Pajiba Guide To Getting Through Your First Earthquake
Christina Hendricks Looks Ready For, Um, Sexy Surgery? Sexy Murder? Sexy Dust Inspection?
The Square-Jawed, Greasy Ab'd Pretty Boys Of Steven Soderbergh's Male Stripper Film
There Are A Few Actors I Would Watch Do Anything. Sharpen Pencils, I Don't Care. This Lady's One Of Them.
Jeff Bridges Likes Being Called "The Dude" And Boning His Wife A Lot? That's Almost Enough To Make Me Forget Tron: Legacy ... Almost.
Better Off Dead: The 11 Film Characters You Most Want To Hans Gruber Off A Skyscraper
Weisz, Thompson and Winslet Collaborate For The First Time Since That Dirty Dream I Had Last Night
Disney Exec Says Story Doesn't Matter? I'd Like To Protest, But They've F*ckheimered Me One Too Many Times.
Salma Hayek Brags About Not Having Altered Her Face. News Flash, Amigita, That's Not Where I'm Looking.
Look, Pants! New Immortals Trailer Crushes Those Nasty Comparisons To The Banana Hammock Sausagefest That Was 300
James McAvoy's Mutant Power Is The Ability To Make Even Straight Men His B*tch
Like Tears In The Rain: The 25 Greatest Unscripted Movie Moments
Do We Care If Our Beautiful Celebrities Are Dumber Than Fence Posts?
First Comes Pajiba Love, Then Comes Pajiba Marriage, Then Comes. . .The Pajiba Staff Passed Out At The Reception
Where Have All The Doblers Gone?
In Which We Answer The Age Old Question: Who's Cuter, Paul Rudd Or A Baby?
You Can't Buy Respect: The TCA Awards Vs. The Highest Paid Actors In Television. . .No Way, A LADY!
If I Were Ryan Gosling, I'd Totally Date Myself
No, Seriously, That's Pretty F*cking Racist
Sam Worthington Was Almost Cast As James Bond: The Spy Who Bored Me
The Best Fictional Work Places: You Hate Your Boss At Your Job, Well In Your Dreams You Can Work Here
That There Is His Writing Arm: Jason Momoa Working On A Conan Sequel
You Have Got Some Red On You, You Commie Bastard
STARK WEEK: Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Westeros
So These Are The Highest Paid Actors In Hollywood. . .Have They Earned It?
Why Kill One Smarmy Entourage Megadouche Weasel, When You Could Kill All Five?
Because There's No Such A Thing As Too Much Joel McHale
Showing Off Your Boobs Is Not The Same As Female Empowerment, Anyone Telling You Different Is Trying To Sell You Something
Even When Matt Damon Angrily Swears I Just Want To Hug Him
Why Can't We Be Friends?
Why Does It Always Look Like Hugh Jackman Has An Eight Pack Of Abs?
It's Unofficial Cute Animal Friday. Deal With It.
Which TV Character Would You Punch In The Face?
How Gorgeous Do Matt Smith And His
Real Doll Companion Co-Star Karen Gillan Look?
I Always Suspected Eliza Dushku Was Dumber Than A Bag Of Gravel, Now It's Official
Your First Look At The Boys Of The Hunger Games aka Jacob And Edward, The Sequel
Assiduously Assessing The Best Asses In Hollywood
Lady Gaga's Little Monsters Better Keep Their Damn Claws Off Adele
Nailing Down The Greasy Line Between High Fashion Photography And Smut
They Tried To Make Her Go To Rehab
Good Night, Sleep Well, I'll Most Likely Kill You In The Morning: Villains I Wouldn't Kick Out Of Bed
A Case Study In Hotness: I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men Edition
Kate Winslet's Attempt at Blue Steel Looks More Like She's Eaten Bad Seafood
That's Actually Hilarious, Chris Evans, But Your Eyebrows Are Not The Reason I'm Excited For Captain America
Intergalactic Nip Slip! I Keep Thinking Tim Riggins Is Wearing Fancy Space Overalls
What In The Name Of Sanity Have You Got On Your Head? Film's Most Ridiculous Hats, Wigs and Helms.
Why Was I Rooting For Japan? Because Of The Tsunami, You Monsters.
Forget The Pasty Abs And The Terrible Accents, This Here Is The Real Reason To Watch "True Blood"
Mon Dieu! In Honor Of Bastille Day, 17 Hot Slices Of French Toast
Helena Bonham Carter Is a G*ddamned National Treasure. I Don't Care If She's Not Of This Nation Or, Possibly, This Planet.
Kiss Him With Tongue! 16 Movies We Wish Were A Little Gayer
Olivia Wilde Was Almost Trampled By Horses But Lived To (Hotly) Tell About It
Which Netflix Discs Have Gathered The Most Dust On Your Shelf?
The Lovely Mila Kunis Strikes A Pose Usually Reserved For Basement Porn And American Apparel Ads
It's Like Déjà F*cking Vu All Over Again: When Actors Recycle Roles
I Wasn't The Only One Waiting For The Triumphant De-Shirting, Was I? Er, I Mean, Girl Power! USA!!
Megan Fox Adorably Proves She Hasn't Had Botox. Yes, You Heard Me, I Said Adorably.
I Wouldn't Wear That, Not For All The Gold In Gringotts: Ranking Harry Potter Premiere Fashion From Best To Worst
Angelina Jolie Is A Cylon? That Makes So Much Frakking Sense To Me.
Is That Supposed To Be Cute? Totally Unlovable Love Interests
Another Sexy Hollywood Star Panders To Nerds. . .In The Grossest Way Possible
You Say Sissy I Say Sexy: The 16 Best Uses Of Guyliner
Oh, Great, America's Favorite Pig Is Going To Get Roasted. LUAU!
USA! USA! 50 Come Hither Looks That Will Make You Proud To Be An American
If Michael Bay Has The Worst Taste In Women, Who In Hollywood Has The Best?
Out Of The Mouths Of Total Babes: Film's Finest Foul-Mouthed Femmes
Oooooohhhhh, Canada: The Eleven Sexiest Canadians of Film And Television
The 12 Movies We Love With All Of Our Bacon-Clogged Hearts, You Know, Despite Ourselves
Don't You Dare Call Gwyneth Untalented. It Takes Loads Of Talent To Look That Unsexy.
How Dare England's Real Royal Couple Get Married In A Private, Discreet Ceremony? Will No One Think Of The Hats??!
If Kunis and Portman Both Wanted To Make A Film About Casual Sex This Year, Why Couldn't It Be With Each Other?
For His Birthday I Gave John Cusack My Heart. I Gave Him My Heart And He Gave Me Hot Tub Time Machine
12 Movies With Disgusting Messages That We Love To Pieces, You Know, Despite Ourselves
The Fictional Character I Would Most Want To Get Sh*tfaced With? Well I Think It Should Be Obvious
Who's Got His Sticky Fingers All Over Pajiba 10 Front-runner Emma Stone?
Aging In Film: When Your Character Looks Like Country-Fried Gollum You've Gone Too Far
Three More Years of Don Draper And "Mad Men"? Does That Mean We Get Disco Hamm?!?!
Wait, Even Spielberg Hates Megan Fox? Sh*t, Girl, You're Screwed.
Caught With Your Pants Down? Don't Worry, Hollywood Has You Covered
We Should Charge Them By The Hour: Therapy Masquerading As Art
For Nicole Kidman's Birthday We Remember Simpler, Less Botoxic Times
Christian Bale: A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Gross
His Eyes Are Up Here! Ryan Reynolds, Is More Than The Sum Of His Incredibly Well-Toned Parts
New Photospread Proves Christina Aguilera Doesn't Have To Look Like A Melty-Faced Paint Monster
Nebbishy, Neurotic And. . .Nubile? Ranking The Woody Allen Impersonations From Best To Worst.
Timberlake Continues To Be The Most Astonishingly Classy Player In The Hollywood Game
Stop. . .Talking. Al Bundy And Rob Lowe Prove They Should Never Go Off Book
That's Downright Un-American! The Best Western Heroes Played By One Of Them There F'rrners
Conan Drops Some Wisdom On The Dartmouth Kids, Neglects To Explain Why He Stupidly Shaved His Beard
Is Christina Hendricks' Dress Too Tight Or Just Perfect? Come On, Guys, Grow Up, It's Obviously Both.
Sacha Baron Cohen As The Dictator And 10 Other Costume Ideas To Put The Whee In Your Halloween
Hey, Smith Family, You Know That "Mold Your Child In Your Image" Is Not Meant To Be Taken Literally. Right? RIGHT?!
When Should We Stop Calling Them "Girls"? The Coolest Chicks Of The Bond Flicks
Watch Out Barry Fan-ilows, I'm Starting A Chapter Of The Dakota Fan-nings
The Penny Lane Effect: There's A Difference Between A Great Actor And A Great Performance
Nicholas Hoult, Cut It Out With The Pseudo-Thumbsucking, I Don't Need Anymore Reminders That You Were Once That Cherubic Kid From About A Boy
X-Men: A First Class Waste of Great Talent
I Didn't Start Singing "Leather and Lace" When I Saw This Photo. You Can't Prove It.
Good News! Megan Fox May Not Be As Gross As We Thought!
Upon Closer Inspection. . .On Second Thought, No, F*ck You, No Thank You, Not Today.
8 Netflix Instant Watch TV Series To Make Your Lazy Summer Downright Lethargic
Is This The Face That Launched A Thousand HBO Subscriptions?
A Red Sun Rises, Blood Has Been Spilled This Prom Night
Even The Nation's Most Beloved Gay Man Is Impressed By Christina Hendricks And Her, Um, Very Particular Set Of Skills
Everyone In The Pool: A Guide To Surviving Memorial Day Weekend
The Seven Affable And Sane-Seeming Celebrity Couples Least Likely To Name Their Kid "Velvet Tuning Fork Jolie-Pitt"
Chicks Dig Bad Boys: Science Don't Lie
Is Amy Poehler Even Doper Than Knope?
Put Down The Cigarette, Fassbender, My Dreams Are In The No-Smoking Section
Our President Is Storming England Like A Boss. A Very Square And Sort Of Reserved Boss.
Oh, Zach Galifianakis, You Often Make Me Chortle, But Today I Guffaw
RIP Randy Savage: Elegy Written On The Top Turnbuckle
Are We Sure The Apocalypse Didn't Happen This Weekend? The Billboard Music Awards: A Pictorial Recap
Breaking News: Benedict Cumberbatch Cast In The Hobbit
There Are Two Rapture-Related Links In Here And Then I'm Done. Swearsies. Until The Next One.
Ryan Gosling Asks Us To Imagine What It Would Be Like To Share A Bed With Him. Way Ahead Of You, Baby Goose.
The Only 12 People On The 2011 Forbes Celebrity 100 List I Wouldn't Kick In The Taint
Ginnifer Goodwin, You're Cute, Now Stop Making Movies That Inspire Me To Claw My Soul Out Of My Body
The Seven Disney Villains Tim Burton Should Consider Now That He's Dumped Angelina Jolie's Maleficent.
Short, Pale Brunettes Despair, Leonardo DiCaprio Cements His "Type" With New Blonde Amazon
New Album Attempts To Pry Norah Jones From The Sticky, Syrupy Embrace of Starbucks Music
The Wan and Pasty-Faced Actors Best Suited To Help Run This Vampire Craze All The Way Into The Ground
Tom Hanks Had Major Chemistry With A Volleyball, What Makes You Think Julia Will Present Any Sort Of A Challenge?
You Say Homance, I Say Towanda. Tomato, Fried Green Tomahto.
Say Goodbye To These, Leo!
We've Got Sexy Photos of Jon Hamm Here. Let The Rivers Of Drool Wash Your Soul Clean.
Rocking Out Without Your Boobs Out: In Praise Of TV's Non-Sexualized Female Characters
Don't Try Your Nazi Charm On Me, Fassbender. If This Is True, We're Through.
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