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These 45 Adorable Photos From Horrifying Movies Will Take The Fuel Right Out Of Your Nightmares

Michael B. Jordan Calls The Racist 'Fantastic Four' Backlash "Expected"

Holler Back: A 'Justified' Podcast Episode Ep. 5.5 "Shot To Hell"

28 Easter Eggs, References and Tidbits You Might Have Missed In 'Sherlock: His Last Vow'

24 Reasons Why I'll Never Forget My Time As A Writer For Pajiba

First Official Look At The Khaleesi's New Boy Toy In 'Game Of Thrones' Is Enough To Turn Your Facial Hair Blue

Whelp, 'A Million Ways To Die In The West' Just Shot To The Top Of My 'Must See' List

Your Biggest 90s Comic Book Crush Is Joining The Cast Of 'Orange Is The New Black'

Check Out Russell Crowe's Sassy Updo In The 'Noah' Super Bowl Trailer

Game...Blouses. First Look At Nick And Winston Going Full Prince For The 'New Girl' Superbowl Episode.

James Franco To Wow Superbowl Audiences With His Dazzling...Um...Rob Riggle Impression?

'Fault In Our Stars' Trailer Throws Some Serious Shade At Your Favorite 80s Movie

The Photoshop Monsters Make Sarah Silverman Their B*tch In 'A Million Ways to Die in the West' Posters

PSA For White People: Stop Using '12 Years A Slave' To Explain How You "Get It"

New Shirtless Images From Hiddleston's Audition To Play Thor Will Make You Lose Control Of Your Hammer

Clooney Does Reddit AMA: Internet Explodes With Brad Pitt Pranks, Whipping Leo's Ass And Getting Revenge On Amy And Tina

Gawker's Response To Tarantino's Lawsuit Is Basically "Oh No You Didn't" And A Few Feeble Air Snaps

25 New 'X-Men' Character Portraits Reveal That, Ah Yes, Quicksilver Still Looks Like A Massive Douche Canoe

Kirk Cameron Calls The Grammy Awards "An Assault On The Traditional Family." Nice One, Seaver.

Jaw-Dropping Lingerie Campaign Reveals More Skin Than You've Ever Seen Before

Oh My Stars And Garters! It's The First Official Photo Of The 12th Doctor In Costume!

Man Gawker Is Having A No-Good-Very-Bad Day. Tarantino Is Suing Them.

I Guess Now We Know Why Jezebel Went After Lena Dunham

B*tch Ranking 'Downton Abbey': All Hail King B*tch Bates

23 Easter Eggs, References and Tidbits You Might Have Missed In 'Sherlock: The Sign of Three'

Playing Then And Now With The Cast Of 'Now And Then'

How Last Night's 'Community' Totally Britta'd Troy's Goodbye. That's Right. We're Taking It Back.

Not Penny's Boat: 10 Ways To Get Rid Of A Character Without Bumping Them Off

Nathan Fillion's Here To Make You Feel Better About Donald Glover Leaving 'Community'

You Guys, Anne Hathaway Knows Exactly How Much You Hate Her

Let's All Argue Vehemently About This Potentially Massive Spoilers Leak From 'Batman vs. Superman'

"Let It Go" Sung In 25 Languages Will Shoot Your 'Frozen' Karaoke Plans All To Hell

Girl, You Can Do So Much Better: 8 TV Crushes We Can No Longer Support

Break Out The Pudding Pops! Bill Cosby Is Coming Back To TV.

What We Learned From Last Night's Double Crossin' Episode Of 'Justified'

Mindy And Danny: The Question Isn't "Will They, Won't They?" It's "Should They?"

The Station Agents Episodes 49 & 50: It's A Twofer!

Bringing A Hammer To A Knife Fight: The BAMFiest Moments From The New 'Raid 2: Berandal' Trailer

Katy Perry's GQ Spread Was Unusually Classy Until Her Crotch Sprouted A Fire Hose

"Do You Wanna @$*! A Snowman?" Censored 'Frozen' Is Amazing.

Power Ranking The 20 Most Delightfully Redonkulous Accessories Of Sundance 2014

Oh Goodie, They've Cast The Human Equivalent Of Bland Tapioca Pudding To Play Dan Aykroyd In A Biopic

If This Were The Only Good Thing To Come Out Of 'Girls' This Season, It Would Totally Be Worth It

B*tch Ranking 'Downton Abbey': Lady Mary Is, Miraculously, A Delight

25 Easter Eggs and References You Might Have Missed In The Season 3 Premiere Of 'Sherlock'

Kiss Him With Tongue! 9 TV Couples We Wish Were A Whole Lot Gayer

Great Douchepectations: Video Of Shia LaBeouf Head-butting A Rando

The Walking Dead's Andrew Lincoln Zombie Pranks Norman Reedus's Face Off

Last Night's Episode Of 'Parenthood': The Good, The Bad and The Ugh, Joel.

We're Really Excited For The 'Veronica Mars' Spin-Off A.K.A. 15 Reasons Why We're Team Dick

Edgar Wright Succinctly And Sassily Addresses Biggest Oscar Snub Of The Day

That Johnny Depp Doctor Strange Rumor May Be False And This One Is WAY Better Anyway

This Slo-Mo Beatboxing Video Is The Most Repulsive Thing You've Seen Since That 'Stories We Tell' Oscar Snub

10 Non-Stick Insect TV Actresses Who Are Allowed To Be Confident In Their Sexual-i-tay

Totally Britta-ing It: 8 Problematic Characters Their Show Doesn't Know What To Do With

Joel McHale Call Justin Bieber A F*cking Idiot On 'Conan'

It's Official. Loki's Crashing The Superbowl.

You Like Batman With His Toys And His Sweet Fight Moves? Well How About A Show Where He's A Little Kid?

David O. Russell Compares Jennifer Lawrence's Work On 'The Hunger Games' To 12 Years Of Slavery. Right.

To Quote James Earl Jones, Here's A Complete List Of The Hottie McHottersons Rumored To Be Circling 'Star Wars'

Michael Douglas Is Starring As Ant-Man. Yeah, You Heard Me.

A New Album By Johnny Cash? Yes Please!

B*tch Ranking 'Downton Abbey': We Need To Talk About Anna

Let's All Collectively Gasp At The Monumental Shade Ronan Farrow Threw At Woody Allen

Did Ron Howard Just Confirm That Chris Pratt Is The Star Of The New 'Jurassic Park' Movie?

The Ladies Came Out Of Nowhere To Take Down The Biggest Swinging D*ck In Hollywood At The Box Office

Cracking Last Night's Episode Of 'Community' Wide Open

Um, Here's A Preview Of The Preview For Next Season's 'Game Of Thrones'

Ten B*tchfaces We're Most Looking Forward To Seeing This Sunday At The Golden Globes

Wow. Here's A New Photo Of Quicksilver Looking Like A Complete Doofus In 'X-Men: Days Of Future Past'

Lady Sparkle Glitterpants, Taylor Swift, Somehow Outshines Jessica Chastain In New Disney Princess Ads

Mandatory Hipster Viewing: The Wes Anderson Slo-Mo Supercut

Zoe Saldana In 'Rosemary's Baby' Remake...They Better Not Cut A Single Hair On Her Na'vi Head

9 Recent Films That Would Make Amazing TV Series

Check Out The Big, Round Hairy Cojones On Meryl Streep As She Rips Disney A New One

What We Learned From Last Night's Blood-Spattered Episode Of 'Justified'

Last Night's Episode Of 'The Mindy Project' Is Why I Refuse To Ever Give Up On This Show

'Game Of Thrones' Casting News Spells Trouble For Your Favorite Lovesick Knight

Everything You Need To Know To Start Watching The Pulse-Poundingest, Heartbreakingest Show On Television

Thank You, Elle, for Protecting Our Eyes From *Gasp* Mindy Kaling's Body

Watch The First Episode Of Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Tweestravagant New TV Show Online

Drunk Neil Patrick Harris Just Blacked Out All Over Instagram

Famous Last Words: How 15 Of Our Favorite Shows Said Goodbye

I Read Will Smith's Reaction To James Avery's Death And My Heart Got Flipped Turned Upside Down

B*tch Ranking 'Downton Abbey': Lady Mary Ruins Valentine's Day

One Of TV's Whitest Shows Doubled Down On The Pasty For This Amazing Music Video

Here's A Complete List Of All The Top 100 Grossing Films Of The Year That Were Directed By Women

First Look At The New Gregor Clegane In His Armor Will Make Your Inner Hound Howl

First Clip From 'The Grand Budapest Hotel' Reveals How Wes Anderson Is Bringing New Levels Of Whimsiquirk

11 TV Actors Who Showed That They Have What It Takes To Be Movie Stars

A Complete List Of All The Fans That Got Serviced Last Night On 'Sherlock'

The Top 10 Most Pirated Movies Of 2013 Are Disappointingly Brotastic

Film And Television's 10 Best Performers Of 2013

The Station Agents Ep 47: "Year End Drunkstravaganza And Dead Man Walking" Edition

The 10 Best Performances By Inanimate Objects In 2013

31 Delightfully Dorky Behind-The-Scenes Motion Capture Images

Stephen Colbert And His Entire Family Had Adorable Cameos In 'The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug'

27 Reasons Why That Was The Perfectly Whovian Way To Say Goodbye To Matt Smith

Merry Cumberbatchmas! Enjoy This 7 Minute 'Sherlock' Mini-sode!

Amy Adams Asks That You Kindly Get Off The New Wonder Woman's Jock

New 'The Grand Budapest Hotel' Trailer Proves That In Wes Anderson's World, Every Month Can Be Movember

Suck It Ducks, First Promo For Ellen Degeneres Oscars Promises Sweet, Gooey, Vanilla Fun

P*ssy On The Chainwax: Power Ranking The 15 Best Sketches Of 'Key & Peele' Season 3

Hiccup And Toothless Show The Khaleesi How It's Done In New 'How To Train Your Dragon 2' Trailer

Let's All Speculate Wildly About Which Comic Book Big Bad Joaquin Phoenix Would Play In 'Batman Vs. Superman'

Paul Rudd To Play Ant-Man. Is The World Ready For His Sweet Spandexy Dance Moves?

8 Things That Made Me Feel Like A Terrible Feminist In 2013

Get Excited For 'The Fault In Our Stars,' A Twisted, Authentic Take On The Nicholas Sparks Sick-Lit Genre

New 'Coriolanus' Photos Prove That Even Smeared In Blood Tom Hiddleston Is Cuter Than A Box Of Kittens Smeared In Blood

Widower Recreates Wedding Photos With His Young Daughter, Rips Your Guts Right Out

Recent Photoshop Victim Jennifer Lawrence Thinks It Should Be Illegal To Call People "Fat" On Television

Does This Character Deserve To Be The Most Hated Person In All Of Middle Earth?

Listen To A Playlist Of The Original Songs Being Considered For The 86th Academy Awards

Against All Odds, Is This The Most Successful 'Buffy' Alum?

The 10 TV Characters We Most Want To See Killed Off

Hook Hand! Fleeting Glimpse At Season Four 'Game Of Thrones' Footage Will Make Your Inner Dire Wolf Howl

It's Not A "Cash Grab": Peter Jackson's Feeble Defense Of The Bloatmonster That Is 'The Hobbit' Trilogy

Busting Out All Over: The Twelve Hottest Babes In Corsets

Trailer For Christina Ricci's Lizzie Borden Movie Is Good For More Than 40 Whacks

The Danish Film Critics Spoof The 'Nymphomaniacs' Poster, Instantly Become DFCILFs

Brand Spanking New 'The Amazing Spider-Man 2' International Trailer Puts The Emphasis On Comedy

17 Faces We Can't Wait To See Back On Our TVs Next Month

Arya's Adorable Joffrey Impression Is Enough To Make Even Cersei Smile

Is This The Biggest TV Character Assassination This Year?

Paul Feig Is Making Another All-Female Movie. When Did He Become The Biggest Feminist In Hollywood?

20 Modern Holiday Songs That Won't Make You Want To Hang Yourself By The Chimney With Care

'Community' Is Back And, From The Looks Of This Trailer, It's Better Than Ever

Join In On The Fun, It's Official Roast Joffrey Day

How Did Ian McKellen Become The Savviest Man In Social Media?

Enviable Partners In BFF-ery, Amy Poehler And Tiny Fey, Guest Edit 'Entertainment Weekly'

The Monty Python Boys Are Making A New Movie And They're Bringing Simon Pegg Along

Dead And Loving It: The Movies And TV Shows Of 2013 That Tried To Put The "Aw" In Zombie

The Age Difference Between John And Sarah Connor In 'Terminator: Genesis' Will Put A New Wrinkle In Your Brain

They Got One Right! Look Who Time Magazine Picked For Person Of The Year

I'll Have What She's Having: How 'The Mindy Project' Is Just One Big 'When Harry Met Sally' Rip-Off

Emily Blunt, Former English Rose, Flexes Her Guns In 'Edge Of Tomorrow'

The New 'Godzilla' Trailer Is Astonishingly, Bed-Wettingly Terrifying

Pack It Up, President Obama Took A Selfie At Nelson Mandela's Funeral

Emma Thompson And Julie Andrews Together? It's A Cheerstravaganza!

The Station Agents Ep 46: "Good God, Messina!!" Edition

Award Season's Biggest Heartthrob Just Got Hearthrobbier: Oscar Isaac and Jimmy Fallon Do Katy Perry

Let The Cast Of 'Friday Night Lights' Help Get You Through The News That Your Favorite Show Will Never Be A Movie

Break Out The Mustache Wax, We're Finally Getting The Freddie Mercury Biopic We Deserve

TV and Film's 20 Best Musical Moments Of 2013

New BBC 'Sherlock' Trailer Is, Wonderfully, The Gayest Thing Yet

Charisma Cyclones, Bill Murray And Emma Stone, Surprise and Delight The Troops In Hawaii

This Unholy Marriage Of Tim Burton And 'Doctor Who' Will Give You A Guyliner-gasm

Hands Down The Best Moment From Last Night's 'Sound Of Music Live' Sh*tshow

What Happens To The World's Most Famous Royal When She Meets Pajiba's Sexiest Man Alive?

WATCH: Terrifying Director's Cut Of 'The Dark Crystal' Released Online

Bryan Singer Reveals Huge News About The Sequel To 'X-Men: Days Of Future Past'

New 'Orphan Black' Set Photo Will Have You Begging To Be The Meat In A Tatiana Sandwich

Joseph Gordon-Levitt And His Dimples Welcome You To His Brand New TV Show

Long Behind-The-Scenes Look At HBO's 'True Detective' Reveals A Dark, Gritty Wigstravaganza

Why Aren't You Watching The Most Popular New Drama On Television?

The 21 Pop Culture Parties You Most Wish You Could Attend

Have You Started To Suspect That Jennifer Lawrence Might Be Katniss-ing Us All?

The Station Agents Ep 45: The Fast And The Bi-Curious Edition

Just When You Thought You Were Out, 'The Pirates Of The Caribbean' Franchise Pulls You Back In

Gorgeous New Photos Of Amy Adams Will Put The Ginger Snap In Your Holidays

10 Ways In Which 'Frozen' Was Saved From Being Another Stupid Princess Movie

J.J. Abrams Regrets Lying To Us About Khan. No Sh*t, Sherlock.

The 'Breaking Bad' Spin-Off 'Better Call Saul' Might Be A Courtroom Slapstick

The Top Ten Bros I'd Cast To Play That Aryan Poster Child, Aquaman, In The New DC Movie

The Frumpening: 8 Ways Hollywood Hopes To Make You Forget You're Watching A Movie Star

15 Reasons Why You Wish You Had Spent Thanksgiving With TV's Favorite Family

20 Reasons Why We're Grateful For Last Night's FOX Comedies

"What's Your Excuse?" Mom Got Her Toned Ass Banned From Facebook

Beastie Boys 1, Adorable Little Girls 0

Tap In To Your Inner Princess And Listen To The Soundtrack From Disney's 'Frozen'

Alec Baldwin Almost Isn't A Sulky Little Baby About His Show Being Cancelled. Almost.

What Does TV Have Against Women In Politics?

Who's At The Top Of The Death Watch List For 'The Walking Dead' Mid-Season Finale?

George RR Martin Discusses Details Of The Final Two Books In A Song Of Ice And Fire

Nifty New 'X-Men' Teaser Reveals A Rumpled, Jailbird Fassbender

Josh Hutcherson Confirms What This Middle School Photo Made You Suspect, Jennifer Lawrence Has Always Been A Goofball With No Filter

4 Indictments In The Steubenville Case Prove Justice Isn't Entirely Blind

13 Things 'Catching Fire' Got Right That 'Hunger Games' Got Wrong

Salacious New 'Nymphomaniac' Trailer Puts The "N" In "NSFW"

Dust Off Your Mullets, They're Remaking 'Road House'

Watch This Kid Outmaneuver Everyone In Sight In A Recent Dance Cam Dance-Off

Christ, There's No Winning This One. The Beastie Boys Go To Battle With GoldieBlox Over The Song 'Girls.'

Can Jennifer Lawrence Make Even Sh*tting Her Pants Sound Adorable? Only One Way to Find Out.

Sh*t Just Got Real: The 8 Ballsiest Deaths In Modern Television

Tina Fey And A Hidden Hiddleston Threaten To Overshadow Kermit In The New 'Muppets Most Wanted' Trailer

You Wouldn't Like Them When They're Angry, What We Learned From Last Night's Thor-ish 'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.'

Is This The Most Annoying Character On Television? What We Learned From Last Night's FOX Comedies

The Station Agents Ep 43: What Color Do You Imagine When We Say Purple Rain?

You Think Everything Daniel Day-Lewis Makes Is Genius? Meet His Charmingly Homophobic Rap Artist Son.

Jennifer Lawrence Loses Her Pants In Tragic Accident, Bravely Walks The Red Carpet Anyway

A Pictorial Celebration Of The OED's Disappointingly Dumb Pick For Word Of The Year

Watch Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston Adorably Lose Their Sh*t When They First Read The 'Breaking Bad' Finale

Power Ranking The 13 Best New TV Characters Of The Fall

This 'Game Of Thrones' Behind-The-Scenes Is Great News For Joffrey Haters

This Year's Most Unjustly Cancelled Show Is Getting Another Season On Netflix

The Faintest Inklings: The Ocean At The End Of The Lane

The Heart Squishiest Moment From Last Night's 'Parenthood'

The 10 Most Neglected And Forgotten Film Crushes Of The 1990s

There's Two Of Them?! Not Fair. 16 Famous People You Didn't Know Had Twins

'AHS' Recap: She's Got 99 Problems And A Fat Ass Cracker B*tch Is One

McConaughey, Lovable, Affable Nutjob, Has, I Sh*t You Not, Started Writing Rap Songs

A 'Doctor Who' Mini Episode Starring The Sexiest Doctor? Yes Please!

Grab Your Mustache Wax And Your Yellowest Outfit, Here's A New Wes Anderson Short Film

10 Of TV And Film's Most Beloved Nerds Who Never Should Have Attempted To Go "Sexy"

What We Learned From Last Night's Sextual FOX Comedies

First Looks At Anastasia and Christian From '50 Shades Of Grey' Will Give You Such A Screaming Bore-gasm

Oh! Do Gambit Next! Professor X Sh*ts All Over And Fires The Most Useless X-Men

Angelina Jolie's Reign Of Fear Boners Continues In The New 'Maleficent' Trailer

Hold On To Your Caps And Glasses, George RR Martin Call Fan Fiction "Lazy"

The Faintest Inklings Discussion Questions: 'The Ocean At The End Of The Lane'

Jennifer Lawrence Thinks You're Going To Get Sick Of Her. Not Likely.

The Station Agents Ep 42: "What If Homeland Didn't Have Carrie In It At All?" Edition

Angelina Jolie's Leather Clad 'Maleficent' Poster Will Give You The Big Bad Tingles

New Study Show That At Least You Lazy-Ass Computer Potatoes Are Getting More Honest

Disney Is Readapting 'The Princess Bride.' Say It With Me Now. Inconceivable.

The 10 Attractions I Most Want To See At The Proposed Hunger Games Theme Park

Sorry Uncle Joey, They're Making A Jagged Little Pill Musical

Natalie Dormer Almost Spoils The BLEEP Out Of Season Four Of 'Game of Thrones'

Actresses In Contention For The Lead In 'Batman vs. Superman' Bust That Wonder Woman Rumor Wide Open

New Photos From The 'Doctor Who' Anniversary Special Will Make Your Sonic Screwdriver Light All The Way Up

Power Ranking The 9 'Love Actually' Couples Who Get The Sh*t Kicked Out Of Them By Love

Not A Single Person Is Staying Dead: What We Learned From Last Night's 'AHS: Coven'

'Winter's Tale' Trailer: Colin Farrell, Lady Sybil And Some Damn Flying Horse Star In The Most Saptastic Film Of The Year

Ron Burgundy Unlocks The Glass Cage Of Emotion For This Excerpt From His Memoir

What The Hell's Kitchen?! We're Getting Four More Live-Action Marvel TV Series Including Daredevil.

Start Your Twirling, Damon Wayans Jr. Is Staying On 'New Girl' Indefinitely

The 17 Iciest TV Rivalries That Will Make Your Blood Run Cold

It's Dusty In Here! What We Learned From Last Night's Surprisingly Emotional 'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.'

New Scene From 'Catching Fire' Proves That Jennifer Lawrence Is Still Stuck In A Love Triangle With Two Pieces Of Driftwood

Hate To Break It To You, Hiddleston, 'Thor' Has A New Cutest Character

Watch Hyperbole & A Half's Allie Brosh Give A Goddamn Adorable Talk

The 7 Most Important Things We Learned From Last Night's FOX Comedies

You Thought The Non-White Spider-Man Kicked Up The Racists? Wait Until You Meet The Muslim Ms. Marvel.

Oh Dear God, Is J.J. Abrams Letting Internet Nerdom Write The New 'Star Wars'?

Kitty's Got Claws: Colbert Creates A Fake Twitter Hype Machine For Fox News

Someone Is Trying To Invent The Pixar Lamp. And It Is Creeeeeeeepy.

All New Hobbit Trailer Looks Amazing. No, Seriously.

Does 'The Walking Dead' Still Have A Woman Problem?

The New John Goodman/Bill Murray Sitcom 'Alpha House' Premieres Soon! Um. On Amazon!

New Hobbit Posters Or Pantene Commercial? You Decide.

Just When You Thought You Were Out, Marvel Guarantees You Won't Give Up On 'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.'

30 Banned And Challenged Kids Books That Will Make You Feel Terrible About Humanity

The Heart Squishiest Moment From Last Night's Minivantastic 'Parenthood'

First Look: Angelina Jolie Is Turning This Year's Best Book Club Book Into A Movie

That's How You Do Sexy Halloween: Heidi Klum's Costume Was All Skin This Year

Neil Patrick Harris, That Unrelenting Monster, Wins Halloween For A Second Time This Year

To All You Child-Haters Who Left The Lights Off On Halloween, Here Are Your 15 Pop Culture Spirit Animals

5 New And Returning British Series That Will Get Your DVR's Knickers In A Twist

It's Her D*ck In A Box: What We Learned From Last Night's 'American Horror Story'

John Stossel And His Douchtache Think Women Should Pay More For Healthcare Because "Maybe They're Hypochondriacs"

This Little Girl Dressed As All Eleven Doctors Will Make Your Heart Bigger On The Inside

'How I Met Your Mother' Is Getting A Spin-Off?! 13 Sidelined Characters More Deserving Of Their Own Show

The 14 Goopiest, Most Beautiful Movies You'll Wish To Hell You Never Watched

The 17 Assholes We Can Hold Responsible For The Nightmarish Global Wine Shortage

Pick Your Favorite Terrible Wig And Dreadful Accent In This Delightful 'Game Of Thrones' Porn Parody Trailer

Renee Zellweger Botoxes The Famous Lemon Out Of Her Face

'Community' Announces The 'Arrested Development' Cross-Over You Never Knew You Always Wanted

Hold On To Your Entrails, 'The Walking Dead' Has Been Renewed For Another Season

Martin Freeman Adorably Loses It On The Set Of 'The Hobbit'

The Station Agents Ep 41: Dead Babies, Zombie Sex And Sweet Transexuals Edition

All The Great Mustache-y Bits From Last Night's Swanson-tastic 'The Daily Show'

Oh Thank God, Lena Dunham Found A Way To Fix The Problems With 'Girls'

16 Facts About The Cast Of 'Scandal' That Might Have Them Scrambling For Damage Control

I've Always Said She Was This Generation's Vincent Price: Britney Spears Does A Sloppy Rendition Of "Thriller"

Last Pages Of The 'Breaking Bad' Finale Script Reveal What Happened To Jesse Pinkman

Marilyn Manson Was A Hot Sticky Mess On 'Talking Dead' Last Night

Does This First Look At Jamie From The New 'Outlander' Series Make You Want To Rip Your Bodice Off?

I Just Blue Myself: Jennifer Lawrence Prominent In New Images From 'X-Men: Days Of Future Past'

The Heart Squishiest Moment From Last Night's Lackluster 'Parenthood'

Introducing A Seriously Pajiban Book Club

Clive Barker Inexplicably On Board For 'Hellraiser' Remake

Why Dan Harmon Refuses To Shut The F*ck Up About 'Community'

The Officer Who Famously Pepper Sprayed A Group Of Students Was Awarded $38,000 In Emotional Damages

Mmmmm Artisanal Baby Gravy: What We Learned From Last Night's Episode Of American Horror Story

The Top Ten Costumes I'd Most Like To See At This Repulsive "Hackers And Hookers" Party

'50 Shades Of Grey' Finds An Abalicious Replacement For Charlie Hunnam

For The Love Of God, Show, I'm Trying To Like You: What We Learned From Last Night's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.

KeatonPotatoes@Aol.Com Is Real: What We Learned From Last Night's Fox Comedies

Cumberbatch's Motion Capture Contortions Are The Best Thing To Come Out Of 'The Hobbit'

Give Up Now, Amputee Josh Sundquist Just Won Halloween...Again

Which Cast Reunion Would You Most Like To See 'Entertainment Weekly' Tackle Next Year?

Dust Off Your Old Netflix Rage, Amazon Jacks Up The Minimum Purchase To Qualify For Free Shipping

Is This The Most Potently Adorable New Couple On Television?

Even Peter Jackson Admits He's Tired Of That Bloated Carcass 'The Hobbit'

Halloween's Ruined, 'Beetlejuice' Sequel Goes Ahead And Tim Burton's Likely To Direct

15 Minutes Of Hammer-Thrusty Footage From 'Thor 2' Will Hiddle Your Face Off

Power Ranking The Post-High School Careers Of The Cast Of 'Friday Night Lights'

NBC Is Bumping "Parks And Recreation" From The Schedule, Including Adorable Halloween Episode

Idris Elba And All Of The Other Beautiful People Rumored To Be Fighting Dinosaurs In The Upcoming 'Jurassic World'

Some Drunk Lady Vomited All Over Ryan Reynolds. I'm Sure It Had Nothing To Do With 'R.I.P.D.'

Yup, You're Old: Both Topanga And Rider Strong Are Getting Married This Weekend

The Heart Squishiest Moment From Last Night's 'Parenthood' Came From Our Least Favorite Characters

Maybe Bran's Dreams Will Stop Being So Useless And Boring Now: 'Game of Thrones' Casts Its Bloodraven

Natasha Lyonne Unleashes A Torrent Of Spoilers For Season 2 Of 'Orange Is The New Black'

Which Beloved Face Do You Most Want To See Return For The 'Breaking Bad' Spin-Off?

5 Steps To Actually Enjoying A Miley Cyrus Song

The New Wes Anderson Trailer Looks C*ssing Amazing

Putting The Ken In Frankenstein: What We Learned From Last Night's 'American Horror Story: Coven'

Aw, Man, Do I Have To Feel Sorry For Him Now? Michael Bay Punched In The Face By Strangers.

This Version Of The 'Titanic' Theme Song Will Make You Want To B*tch Slap Celine Dion

The Station Agents Ep 39: Murder Vagina Edition

10 Books You Should Read Immediately If You Want To Be The Biggest Snob At The Cineplex

I'm Actually Starting To Like Agent Ward: What We Learned From Last Night's 'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.'

Man, F*ck That Farm: 'The Walking Dead' Gets The Honest Trailer Treatment

Why Yes That Is Ginsberg Playing Katy Perry On The Ukulele: What We Learned From Last Night's Fox Comedies

Stephen Fry's Interview With This Gay-"Curing" Doctor Might Just Break Your Heart

Donald Glover's Reasons For Leaving 'Community' Are Actually Kind Of Troubling

Watch Tom Haverford Fall Head Over *ss For Orphan Black's Tatiana Maslany

Which Slender, Endearing Brunette Would You Rather Have As Ant-Man? Paul Rudd Or JGL?

Michael Fassbender Is Too Busy Manfully Straddling Cars To Worry About Campaigning For The Oscars

In Less Upsetting News, The Rest Of The Cast Of 'Community' Is In Full Hi-Jinks Mode

Sandra Bullock Raps Just Like Your Mom Would. If Your Mom Could Crack Walnuts With Her Thighs.

In Defense Of Grown-Ass People Reading Young Adult Novels

Is This Anthony Hopkins 'Breaking Bad' Fan Letter Real? Does It Even Matter?!

Let's Collectively Drool Over The Cast Of Cameron Crowe's New Movie

Mulder And Scully Got Back Into Bed Together This Weekend To Answer Questions About The 'X-Files'

One Of TV's Best Actors Lands A Juicy Role On 'The Walking Dead'

Finally, 'Game Of Thrones' Casts A "Mountain" That Lives Up To The Name

"For God Sake, You Know, Like, Kneel" Tom Hiddleston Does Owen Wilson Doing Loki

A Gay Channing Tatum Rom-Com? Where And How Do I Give You My Money?

Everything 'Glee' Got Right About Their Tribute To Cory Monteith

The Heart Squishiest Moment From Last Night's Sleep-Deprived 'Parenthood'

Who The Hell Elected Chris Hardwick As The Voice Of My Generation?

Ugh, 14 Reasons Why You Should Totally Give Up On 'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.' After Three Episodes

What We Learned From The Sloppy Little Witch B*tches In Last Night's 'American Horror Story: Coven'

In His Typically Sedate Fashion, Julian Assange Accuses Benedict Cumberbatch Of Being A "Hired Gun" Used To Assassinate The Truth

Notorious Megalomaniac, Kanye West, Made A Whole Lot Of Damn Sense On Kimmel Last Night

Holy Bowie's Package, This Family's Labyrinth Costume Officially Wins Halloween

The 10 Most Doofily Enjoyable Films Of The Past Decade

Ohh! A Supervillain! What We Learned From Last Night's 'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.'

Colin Firth Was Originally Supposed To Be Naked In 'Pride And Prejudice?' That's The Sound Of A Million VCRs Overheating.

Mindy Is About To Get D.E.N.N.I.S.'d: Cute Ranking Last Night's 'Mindy Project' And 'New Girl'

Donald Faison's Lost 'Star Wars' Audition Tape Will Make Your Heart Do The Turk Dance

David Letterman Endearingly F*cks With New 'Late Night' Host Seth Meyers

Just How Many Blow Jobs, Rape Jokes And Drug Addictions Will It Take To Make You Forget 'Harry Potter'?

The 9 New TV Actors I Most Want To Bang Like A Screen Door

John Boehner, Douchelord Extraordinaire, Exits A Government Shutdown Interview Whistling

Amy Poehler's Adorable Essay On Her First Summer Job Will Give You Nostalgia Pangs

And With One Accidental, Crass Gesture, ABC Makes You Regret Giving Up On 'Once Upon A Time'

About The Time That Motherf*cker Bret Easton Ellis Spoiled 'Gravity' For Me

First Clip From 'Thor: The Dark World' Has Just Enough Loki To Get You Into Mischief

I Sh*t You Not, Quentin Tarantino Put 'The Lone Ranger' On His "Best Movies Of 2013" List

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Maybe The Cast Of 'Firefly' Should Have Gone Shirtless Too. Fox Renews 'Sleepy Hollow' Crazy Early.

"Bravermans Like to Hug": The Heart Squishiest Moment From Last Night's Parenthood

It Looks Like They Found The Quicksilver To Elizabeth Olsen's Scarlet Witch

Is This Show Our Best Hope For An Heir To 'Breaking Bad'?

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'Game Of Thrones' Replaced That Super Hot Guy With A Hobo-Looking Motherf*cker. First Peak.

Please, For The Love Of God, Watch Yoko Ono Have A Mental Breakdown On Letterman

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11 Sensible Reasons Why You Should Let Yourself Get Sucked Into 'Scandal'

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The Station Agents Ep 37: Mastering Sex Edition

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Miley Cyrus Does Promos For "SNL," Finally Explains The Damn Tongue Thing.

What If We Didn't Make It Us Vs. Them? Conservatives Speak Out Against The Idiotic Government Shutdown.

Scarlett Johansson Didn't Do Half The Math Section On Her SAT?! That Was A F*cking Option?!?

Let Benedict Cumberbatch's Narration In The New 'Hobbit' Trailer Desolate You

Lust-Ranking TV & Film's 20 Best Depression Beards

This Is Worse Than When They Offed Beth March, Helen Fielding Murders Mr. Darcy

23 Reasons Why We Won't Miss That B*tch, Skyler White

19 Reasons Why Todd From 'Breaking Bad' Is Excellent Boyfriend Material

The Ten Best Musical Moments In 'Breaking Bad' History

Sympathy For The Devil: Why It's Crucial That You Still Like Walter White

This Supercut Of Jesse Pinkman's Misery Should Make You Feel Better About Your Life. Should.

Chuck Lorre's Abandoned Emmy Speech Might Make You Hate Him And His Mid-Level Pablum A Little Less

The Heart-Squishiest Moment From Last Night's 'Parenthood'

First Images Of Chris Pine, Anna Kendrick And Emily Blunt In 'Into The Woods' Will Give You A Musical Nerdgasm

Are We Having Fun Yet? Lizzy Caplan Wordlessly Convinces Me To Watch 'Masters Of Sex'

Let's Talk About That Gut-Wrenching 'Broadchurch' Finale And The Rise Of The Anti-Anti-Hero

Batsh*t Or Brilliant? A Woman Decides To Make Her Boyfriend 300 Sandwiches In The Desperate Hope He'll Propose To Her

Jennifer Lawrence Is About To Make Your High School English Class A Whole Lot Easier

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Oh, White People Of America, Brace Yourself For The Vanilla-Swellness Of The 'Inside Llewyn Davis' Soundtrack

Nick Miller Jake Ryan'd The Hell Out Of That The Ending: Cute Ranking 'New Girl' And 'The Mindy Project'

Stephen Colbert Adorably Gloats The Sh*t Out Of His Emmy Win

They're Making A Batman TV Show...Uh, Without Batman

Miley Cyrus Actually Says Something Quite Smart Here. No, Seriously.

Bryan Cranston Read His Favorite Erotic Fan Letter When 'Breaking Bad' Took Over Conan Last Night

First Look At Jim Carrey And Emmy Thief Jeff Daniels Is, Yup, Just About As Dumb As You'd Expect

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How Excited Should We Get About Diversity In The New 'Star Wars' Films?

Damon Lindelof Reveals That 'Lost' Was Originally Pitched As A "Primitive Melrose Place"

'The Counselor' Has Made Cellophane Monsters Out Of Their Leading Ladies. The Patriarchy Is Alive And Well And Living In Los Angeles.

Peter Dinklage Is Here To Adorably Ruin Your Night By Singing With Some Muppets

TV Teflon: 7 Unsinkable Actors Who Have Shows This Year. But For How Long?

Can We Take A Second To Talk About Our Kick-Ass New Pope?

'Justified' And 'The Mindy Project' Hire Two Of Your Favorite Actors As Series Regulars

I'd Call It "Jello On Springs," Marvel's Agent Carter Might Get Her Own TV Series

7 Of This Year's Most Spectacularly Sh*tty Movie Scenes I Wish They Had Called Joss Whedon To Fix

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Watch Fallon and Timberlake's Love Letter To Hootie And His Blowfish

Hold On To Your Horn-Rims, Joseph Gordon-Levitt Has Discovered Vines

The Final Season Of 'Mad Men' Will Be Split In Half. Deal With It.

Wait That's Not Idris Elba, New Top Choice For James Bond Wears The Hell Out Of A Hobo Beard

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Does This Mean I Can Like It Guilt-Free? 10 Songs Whose Sexual Politics Are More Troubling Than 'Blurred Lines.'

Liv Tyler, The Ninth Doctor And A Host Of Other Pretty People Are In For Damon Lindelof's New HBO Show

Sarah Silveman's Response To Sh*tty Ageism Jokes May Be The Best Thing She's Ever Done

That's The Sound Of Your Jaw Dropping, AMC Announces A 'Walking Dead' Spin-Off

All Of Aaron Paul's Adorable Reactions To Tonight's Heart-Pulping Episode Of 'Breaking Bad'

The Cuddliest Roles Of TV's 17 Most Spine-Tingling Villains Will Take The Edge Off Your Friday The 13th

Talk About Girl On Fire, Juliannne Moore Joins The Cast Of The Final 'Hunger Games' Installment: 'Mockingjay'

Suck It, "SNL," TV's Best Sketch Show Returns Next Week

CW Doesn't Want To Be Your Punchline Anymore, Develops Show Around A Transgendered Character

Zac Efron For A Young Han Solo? Eh? Eh? Disney Officially Calls New 'Star Wars' Film An "Origins Story"

Watch M. Night Shyamalan's Deeply Delusional Take On Why American Critics Despise His Movies

Hold On To Your Mandrakes, JK Rowling Working On A 'Harry Potter' Spin-Off Movie

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This "Actors Talking About Their First Jobs" Video May Make You Embarrassed About How You Watch TV

10 Godawful, Cheesy Or Over-Played Songs That Were Redeemed By Film And TV

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Tiny, Pink-Clad Badasses Of The World, Rejoice, Major Toy Stores To Do Away With The "Boys" And "Girls" Sections

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"True Detective" Trailer: Matthew McConaughey Thinks His New HBO Series Would Be A Good Opportunity To Take His Shirt Off

A Confederacy Of Douches: The Problem With The Cult Of Catcher

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You Thought The Zardoz Was Sexy? Wait Until You See Sean Connery's Mr. Universe Photo From 1950.

Hold On To Your Cookies, New Tom Hiddleston Video Will Make Your Inner Muppet All Tingly

Fret Not! 16 Actors From Your Favorite Departed Shows Will Be Back On Your TV This Fall

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Treat Yo Self To The "Parks & Recreation" Season 5 Gag Reel

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Jon Snow Sheds Every One Of Those Bulky Furs For Pompeii

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Judge Declares That Paula Deen Is Not A Racist, The Rest Of Us, Uh, Disagree

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Louis C.K. Confronted With The Age-Old Question: Funniest Comedian In America Or Jerk-Off Genius?

Aaron Sorkin Continues To Work Out His Issues With Ex-Girlfriends Through His Show

30 Final Reasons We're Sad Not To Be At Comic-Con This Year

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The Station Agents Ep. 27: Unusually Argumentative Edition

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Dear Fake Nerd Girls, Hang Up Your Fracking Slave Leia Bikinis, We've Found The Real Deal

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Gentlemen, Take Note, Kevin Kline Proves Without A Doubt The He Is The Perfect Husband

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18 Reasons Why You Will Love The Stuffing Out Of Steven Soderbergh's "Behind The Candelabra"

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The Station Agents Ep. 22: Munch A F*ck, Moffat

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8 Cuckoo Bananas Things We Learned From Last Night's Absolutely Batsh*t "Scandal" Finale

Recasting Cancelled Shows: What If That Chick From "Orphan Black" Had Been In "Dollhouse"?

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Baz Luhrmann Tries (And Fails) To Defend The Indefensible Flaw In His Adaptation Of The Great Gatsby

Put Your Damn Shirt Back On: Analyzing An Upsetting New Film Trend

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In Memoriam: A Visual Tribute To Special Effects Pioneer Ray Harryhausen

9 Delightful Instances Of Anachronistic Film Music That Should Shut The Gatsby Haters Right Up

6 Harmlessly Brainless Netflix Instant Shows To Stream While You're Multi-Tasking

23 Vampires In The Buffyverse Better Than That Irritating Simp Darla

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Brad Pitt Covers "Vanity Fair" And, Forgive Me, But This Is Some Benjamin Buttons Sh*t

The Station Agents Ep. 19: Put A Little Hate In Your Heart Edition

Last Night Saw The Coolest Resolution To A Love Triangle In Television History

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7 Supporting TV Characters More Deserving Of A Spin-Off Than That Sassmouth Deb Morgan

The Station Agents Ep. 18: "HOLY MOTHER OF DRAGONS" Edition

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10 Of Morgan Freeman's Most Inspirational Movie Speeches To Get You Through The Day

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The Station Agents Episode 16: Stone Cold Sober Edition

The 5 Projects That Make It Impossible To Write These Hollywood Players Off As Complete Douchebags

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10 Things We Learned From This Week's Heart Shredding "Justified" Finale

25 Reasons Why Bruce Campbell Is Still The King, Baby

Does Kirsten Dunst Have No Friends To Tell Her She Looks Like A Drowned Heroin Rat?

10 Things We Learned From Last Night's Faith-Testing Episode Of "Justified"

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10 Reasons Why You Absolutely Must Check Out Neil Gaiman's "Neverwhere" Radio Play

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Dude, You Have To Watch This: 9 TV Episodes That Will Finally Get Your Friends On Board Your Favorite Show

11 Actors Who Are Much Better Looking Out Of Character

10 Things We Learned From This Week's Nail Bitin' Episode of "Justified"

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He Put A Ring On It And Ten Things We Learned From Last Night's Episode of "Justified"

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Get Bent: 47 Of Hollywood's Loveliest Leading Ladies in Drag

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Peekaboo, B*tches. In Response To Fashion Criticism, Anne Hathaway Eschews Pants Altogether

Surprise 2013 SAG Nominations Prove Hollywood Still Loves Their Bottle Blondes

This Year's Most Easily Identifiable Hollywood Trend: A Pictorial Celebration

Ian McKellan Has Cancer, You Say? Well F*ck You Too, Universe.

This Year's 8 Most Cringe-Worthy TV Performances

Pan's Labyrinth Musical In The Works. Look! Someone's Already Practicing Their Jazz Hands!

Hugh Jackman Gives Amanda Seyfried A Birthday Lap Dance. Well, Wouldn't You?

Like Any Good Reunion, These "Freaks and Geeks" Photos Will Make You Feel Your Age

The Brand Spankin' New Star Trek Trailer Will Cumber Your Batch And Zach The Hell Out Of Your Quinto

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Pajiba Love After Dark: Ashley Judd Wants To Run For Senator Edition

The Station Agents Ep. 7 -- The Weekly TV Power Ranking And Discussing The Science Of Zombies, Fertility and Pacemakers

And That Will Bring Us Back To D'oh. Country Music Barbie To Play Maria Von Trapp.

10 Things We Learned From This Week's Graceless Episode Of "American Horror Story"

Feast Your Eyes On The Dead Sexy Cast Neil Gaiman Has Assembled For "Neverwhere"

Look Which Dreamy Eyed Douchebag The Halfwits At "Entertainment Weekly" Chose As Best TV Actor Of The Year

The Station Agents Ep. 6 -- The Weekly TV Power Ranking And Our Secret TV Shames

Ben Affleck Named Entertainer Of The Year!? Joss Whedon Would Like To Have A Word.

In The First Images From Catching Fire Jennifer Lawrence Shows Off Her Best "Peeta Please" Look

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Life Of Pi Review: Don't Fill Up On Turkey, Save Room For Ang Lee's Visual Feast

The Most Embarrassingly Poncy Roles Of Your Favorite British Actors

9 TV Father Figures I Would Hate To Disappoint

Lizzy Caplan Smuts Up My Childhood. Somehow I'm Okay With It.

Summer Glau Is Here To Kiss Your Twinkie Pain Away

10 Things We Learned From This Week's "American Horror Sto-HOLD UP IS THAT A NIPPLE LAMP?

The 8 TV Reunions We'd Most Like To See

Drown Your Sorrows In Film's 100 Most Depressing Death Scenes

Oh Sh*t, Anne Hathaway Has Tapped Into Her Inner Toreador

8 Netflix Instant Watch TV Series To Make The Bleak Winter Downright Cozy

TV's 9 Most Surprisingly Sexy Characters

Who's Got Two Thumbs, No Shirt And Is Angling For An Academy Award? This Guy.

10 Things We Learned From This Week's Frankly Unbelievable Episode Of "American Horror Story: Asylum"

7 Book Series That Should Be Made Into A TV Show Before That Bodice Ripping Drivel "Outlander"

The Top 26 Things I Want From The Wedding Of Leslie Knope

People I Hate Really Need To Stop Doing Cute Things. You Hear Me, Megan Fox?!

If You Vote, Alison Brie Will, I Promise*, Snuggle You Like This Kitten

The Station Agents Ep. 5 -- The Weekly TV Power Ranking And The New TV Shows We've Been Happiest To Stop Watching

20 TV Actors More Deserving Of Your "Nepotism" Scorn

Katy Perry Comes Out Of Left Field To Unexpectedly Win Halloween

I Think I Have A New Favorite Character And Ten Things We Learned About This Week's "American Horror Story"

Ryan Gosling And Michael Fassbender Did Charity Work Together On Halloween. Your Move, Other Dudes.

Jeremy Renner To Try His Hand (And Veiny Forearms) At Comedy

41 Spoilerific Reasons Why I Loved That Beautiful Disaster Cloud Atlas

Brace Yourself, Internet, "Community" Officially Returns To NBC In February

The Station Agents Ep. 4 -- The Weekly TV Power Ranking, Our Favorite Halloween Episodes And One Of The Agents Proposes

9 Beloved TV Actors That You May Not Realize Are Still Employed

That Time Matt Damon Was Just The Icing On The Tom Hanks Cake

10 Things We Learned From This Week's Demonic Episode Of "American Horror Story: Asylum"

Next Season's "Mad Men" Has Shirtless Jon Hamm. Sucks To Be You, Dish Subscribers.

Three Network Sitcoms Used The Exact Same Hacky Halloween Joke Last Night And There's Still No New "Community"

The Dapper Dudes Of The New Bond Flick Have A Tux-Off. Oh, Ralph Fiennes, I Think We Have A Loser.

The Station Agents Ep. 3 -- A Weekly TV Power Ranking Podcast During Which Dustin Drank An Entire Bottle Of Wine

Justin Timberlake: Ruining Your Wedding Plans Since 2012

The 7 Dumbest Thing A TV Character Could Possibly Do

These Kanye West/Wes Anderson Mash-Ups Are The Best Thing You'll See All Day

10 Things We Learned From This Week's Premiere Of "American Horror Story Asylum"

Oh, Timothy Olyphant, If I Were Running The World You'd Be Able To Buy And Sell The Likes Of Ashton Kutcher

Hugh Jackman Does Gagnum Style With Wolverine Claws, Tears The Internet To Shreds

Crank Up The Nine Inch Nails, Scarlett Johansson Slithers Into A 90s Goth Look

The Station Agents Ep. 2 -- A Weekly TV Power Ranking Podcast From Your Favorite Overlords

The Best Photo Of Natalie Portman, Michael Fassbender And A Lizard Dude You'll See Today

It's A Pity Esquire Didn't Ask Me To Vote On Sexiest Woman Alive Because Screw Mila Kunis, That's Why

All Those Terrible Things You've Said About Kristen Stewart? She's Said Worse About Herself.

Is Sarah Palin Angling For A Guest Spot On "Sons Of Anarchy"?

The Station Agents Ep. 1 -- A New Weekly TV Power Ranking Podcast From Your Favorite Overlords

How Much Would You Pay To Get Khal Drogo In Your Pants?

"Community" Tries To Fill The Dan Harmon Sized Hole With Mustaches. It's...Working.

10 Actors You Probably Didn't Know Could Dance

Pitch Perfect Review

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You'll Want To Wash Kate Winslet's Mouth Out With Soap After Seeing The Filthy Movie 43 Trailer

Which Child Actor Of The 90s Has Had The Most Successful Transition To Adult Star?

The 15 Greatest Movies Based On Banned Books

No Brainer Poll Of The Day: Would You Rather Jon Hamm's Cowboy Or Johnny Depp's Indian?

Tina Fey Poses As Audrey Hepburn, Destroys The Fantasy That She Might Be In Your League

Those May Not Have Been Bowie's Balls In Labyrinth, But Never Doubt The Authenticity Of The Package

If Hayden Paintyourwagon Can Become A Household Name, There's Hope For These New TV Blondes

On The Bright Side, Guess Which Awesome Music Video Vixen Is Cumbering Sherlock's Batch?

Now That She's Single, Here Are The Handful Of Mortal Men Good Enough For Amy Poehler

Guess Which Hollywood Hack Is Putting His Hands All Over The Khaleesi's Dragons

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Get Your Wallets Out, Now You Can Buy Your Way Into The Middle Of This Hemsworth/Hiddleston Sandwich

If You've Never Found Rashida Jones to Be Ungodly Sexy, You Will Now

I Think We Figured Out A Way To Bring Sexy Back To The Oscars

Which Hollywood Actor or Actress Has The Best Natural B*tchface?

Hollywood's Sweetest Couple Are Here To Snap Your Heartstrings In Two

Oh, Sh*t, They Tarred and Feathered Jennifer Lawrence!

Redheads Are Becoming Extinct? Not While They Look Like This They Aren't.

Who's Got The Most Punchable Face In Showbiz? I Bet You're Ready With Your Response...And Your Fist.

7 Fairy Tale Movies You Should Watch Because You're A F*cking Grown-Up, That's Why.

Stripping Off The Beards And Leather: 20 Things You Didn't Know About The Cast Of "Sons Of Anarchy"

Cat Fight!! Maggie Smith Eviscerates Shirley MacLaine, Dowager Countess-Style

The Ones Who Knock -- Mid-Season 5 Wrap-Up

"Community" Season Premiere Takes On The Hunger Games

The World Hasn't Seen A Hacker This Smoking Hot Since Angelina Jolie

Adrien Brody Is Here To Kill Your Crush On...Adrien Brody

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Ugh, Enough With The Think Pieces...Which "Community" Actor Would You Rather Invite Into Your Pillow Fort?

What's Your Best Celebrity Anagram? Can You Top The Simple Beauty Of "Dr. Sunken Tits?"

First Person To Identify This Celebrity Wins A Frozen Yogurt...Or Perhaps A Whole Meal Of Food

Kimmel on Jay Leno: "F*ck Him"

The Ones Who Knock S5E7 -- "Say My Name"

Which Of These Geek Goddesses Would You Pick To Put The Ginger In Your Ale?

Find Out What Kind Of Scarf-Porn Related Antics Cumberbatch and Company Will Get Up To In Season Three Of "Sherlock"

Think Nicole Kidman Is Too Old and Icy To Be Attractive? Her Scantily Clad Bum Begs To Differ

Leg Enthusiasts Of The World, Rejoice! Amy Pond Gets Her Own Spin-Off

First Look Of James Marsden As JFK Will Knock Your Pill Box Off

The Ones Who Knock S5E6 -- "Buyout"

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New "Game Of Thrones" Casting News Will Blow Your Helm Off

Aw, Remember The Good Old Days When Jennifer Lawrence Used To Pose In Just The Red Swimsuit?

Michelle Rodriguez Pours Herself Into A Dress And Inspires The Russian Headline "Homina Homina Homina"

Did ScarJo Turn In The Sexiest Performance Of The Year? God Help Me, I Think She Did.

The Ones Who Knock S5E5 -- "Dead Freight"

Plenty Of You Lined Up To See Jeremy Renner Forearm Porn This Weekend, But Is Bourne His Best Role?

Jennifer Lawrence Is Already Lobbying For A Golden Globe...Hard

Do You Believe Mulder and Scully Are Boning For Reals? I WANT TO BELIEVE!

7 Performers Who Made Us Change Our Minds This Year...Damn Them

Misleading Headline Of The Day: Uma Thurman Snuggles A Topless Lucy Liu

The Ones Who Knock S5E4 -- "Fifty-One" And A Bonus Interview With Director Rian Johnson

Where Are They Now? Power Ranking The Cast Of The Ultimate 90s Movie

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Celebrate The Mars Landing With A Dumb Natalie Portman "Heavenly Body" Joke

Would You Give Up Meat For A Crack At One Of These Delectable Hollywood Vegans?

Your Daily Dose Of Schadenfreude: Russell Brand Narrowly Escapes Death

If I Just Start Throwing Money At My Monitor Will They Make This Movie?

Who Should Play He-Man? I've Got Your Left Field Candidate Right Here.

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Peter Jackson Confirms 3rd Hobbit, Will Spend Half His Budget Getting Liv Tyler Into Fighting Elf Shape

Tom Hardy Raps With His Baby. Ovary Explosion, Aisle 1.

The Dark Knight Rises Is A "Conservative Classic?" Uh, Someone Tell Anne Hathaway's Costume.

Is Nothing In This World Sacred!? Processing The Split Of Hollywood's Least Convincing Couple.

The Ones Who Knock S5E2 -- "Madrigal"

David Beckham Is Here To Crumple Your Cynicism Into A Ball And Punt It Across The Goal Line

Vulture Struggles To Define The Most "Valuable" Hollywood Star, Neglects To Include A Bangable Category

The Women of "Downton Abbey" Get The Tim Burton Zombie-Clown Treatment

Which Batman Villian Did Christopher Nolan Miss Out On? I've Got Two Words For You.

Two Geek Gods Meet At Comic-Con. Mind If I Squeeze In The Middle And Just...Wriggle Around A Little?

Louis CK Swears He Didn't Mean To Endorse Rape Jokes. So We Good Here?

Buttoned Up Or Stripped Down? Joseph Gordon-Levitt vs. Aaron Paul

The Ones Who Knock S5E1 -- "Live Free Or Die"

Vogue Puts Wizened Crone Marion Cotillard On The Cover Of Their "Aging" Issue

The "Community" Blooper Reel Has Extra Shirtless McHale Footage? Oh Yes Please!

Christina Hendricks Brings New Meaning To "Top Shelf"

Bourne Legacy, If Any Of Your Shaky Cam Shenanigans Obscure My View Of Rachel Weisz, There Will Be Hell To Pay

In Honor Of Comic-Con We Present Pajiba's Favorite Geek Couple

As If Hot Men Slathered In Oil Wasn't Reason Enough To Watch "Sons Of Anarchy"

Take Kate Beckinsale's Underworld Outfit, Add A Few Zombie Bites And You've Got Milla's New Resident Evil Look

New Photos Reveal That Lindsay Lohan Is Campaigning Hard For A "Walking Dead" Cameo

New Photos From The Hobbit Prove It's Not Too Late To Vote A Dwarf Into Your Pajiba 10

You Guys, What If Joey Potter Ends Up Single-Handedly Bringing Down Scientology?

The Real Housewives Of Westeros? Finally, A Reality TV Show I'd Watch

Emma Stone And The New Spider-Man Crack Open Your Heart, Pour A Little Sunshine In

Amy Poehler And Will Arnett Reclaim The Title Of World's Most Adorable Couple

Samuel L. Jackson's Nicki Minaj Impression Is Just What Your Monday Needed

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Review: Dedicated To The Proposition Of Kicking Your Ass

Feel Sorry For Sorkin After His New Show Got Panned? You Won't When You Get A Look At His New Lady

Gary Oldman Rips Professional Athletes A New One

Terry Richardson Gets His Greasy Mitts All Over America's Favorite Swimsuit Model

The Pajiba 10 -- For Your Consideration: The Year Of The Archer

9 Actors Who Prove Lightening Can Strike Twice

Happy Friday, Everyone. I'll Be In My Bunk.

Have A Drink. Heck, Have A Pair. It's National Bourbon Day.

Just When You Thought You Couldn't Adore Michael Fassbender More, You Find Out He Sings

Cast Your Vote For America's Most Likable Gay Person

Felicia Day As Lara Croft Is Just The Internet's Way Of Saying "I Love You."

34 Spoileriffic Reasons Why I Loved Prometheus

Who Fills Out A Clingy Action Suit Better Than Anne Hathaway? Idris Elba That's Who.

Stephen Colbert Names America's Most Likable Gay Person

41 Reasons Why We'll Miss "Game Of Thrones"

Kate Winslet Is "Grateful For Her Buttocks." So Are We, Kate. So Are We.

Power Ranking The 2012 Season Finales

Snow White And The Huntsman Review: One Bad Apple Doesn't Spoil The Bunch

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Recites A "Tasteful Poem About Cunnilingus"...Pun Intended

16 Reasons Why You're Looking Forward To Ridley Scott's Prometheus

Between Jackman's Prison Beard, Hathaway's Buzz Cut And Crowe's Very Silly Hat...Who's Got The Worst Look In Les Misérables?

Gillian Jacobs Puts The "Umm" In "Summer Camp" With This Flirtatious Campaign For GQ

Brace Yourself Internet, Alison Brie Talks About Being Naked...Again

115 Reasons Why We Love Joss Whedon's "Buffy The Vampire Slayer"

The Butler Cast: We Haven't Seen This Many Attractive People In The White House Since The Bartlett Administration

Naked Paul Bettany...It Really Never Gets Old

7 Highlander Casting Options More Appealing Than Canadian Dude-Bro Ryan Reynolds

You Thought Emma Stone Had Reached Maximum Adorability? Idiots. She's Not Yet Begun To Fight.

Hey, Book Nerds! A Spoiler Heavy Look At All The Insane Sh*t "Game Of Thrones" Has To Cram Into Their Last Three Episodes

Grease Up Your Poles! Strippers Are Coming

The Cannes 2012 Fashion From "Best" To "AGGHHH MY EYES"

Sure, Fassbender Is Bummed About That Oscar Snub, But Somehow I Think He'll Muddle Through

7 Reasons Why You're Delighted By The Cancellation Of "House"

Was This The Best Part Of The Avengers? You Bet Scarlett Johansson's Kevlar-Clad Bum It Was.

You Think A Tatted-Out Tom Cruise Is The Most Disturbing Magazine Cover You'll See Today? Think Again.

Don't Call It A "Ship": The 13 TV Couples We're Rooting For

What Did Beyonce Wear To The Met Costume Gala? Um, Not Much. Not Much At All.

Cumberb*tches Assemble: In Celebration Of The Return Of BBC's "Sherlock"


They Grow Up So Fast: 7 Child Actors Who Have A Legitimate Shot At Fame

The Tensions Around The Avengers Are Tighter Than ScarJo's Crimefighting Suit

Woody Harrelson And Matthew McConaughey Are Here To Fill The Bro-Shaped Hole "Entourage" Left In Your Hearts

"Game Of Thrones" -- "The Ghost Of Harrenhal": Anyone Can Be Killed

10 Shows That Are Better When Viewed In One Long Lazy Marathon

New Badass Images From Disney's Brave Put Katniss Everdeen In Her Place

Matthew McConaughey Designed His Own *ssless Chaps. Because Of Course He Did.

No Joke, Hollywood's Completely Laughable Film Adaptation Of That Twilight Fanfic Book Gets The Perfect Leading Man

5 Kick *ss Female Characters You Wouldn't Want To Meet In An Dark Alley

Last Night "The Office" Crossed Over Into "Hate Watch" Territory

"Girls" Review: 18 Years Later And Reality Still Bites

Mel Gibson Continues To Peddle His Crazy Like It's Going Out Of Style

10 Now Beloved Actors We Wrote Off Too Soon

Watch Zooey Deschanel Try To Out-Sexbot Michael Fassbender

A Kiss With A Fist: TV's Best Slaps, Jabs, Smacks, Wallops and TKOs

Ladies With Beards Will Make You Feel Very Confused About Your Sexuality

The TV Casts You'd Most Enjoy Getting Trashed With

"Justified" -- "Slaughterhouse": "He Just Saw A Man In A Hat"

Don't Call Ashley Judd Puffy, You Wouldn't Like Her When She's Puffy

8 Shows That Never Should Have Left High School

Nicole Kidman Cast As The Effortlessly Elegant Grace Kelly

Stop! Scene Stealer! 10 TV Characters Who Have Walked Away With Someone Else's Show

Is Charlize Theron An Actress? A Movie Star? Or Both?

"Justified" -- "Coalition": "Just Cause You're Paranoid, That Don't Mean Someone Ain't Out To Get You."

Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out: 9 TV Characters We Do Not Miss

All Your Favorite TV Ladies Hop Into Bed Together. . .And Lady Mary's There Too

Mirror Mirror Review: Julia Roberts Ditches The America's Sweetheart Act And Embraces Her Inner B*tchy Queen

The Person Who Photoshopped Eva Green Into Stick Figure, Cartoon Boob Oblivion Deserves To Have Every Finger Broken

"Justified" -- "Measures": "That Bear Poked Me"

The Most Goddamn Threatening And Insidious Group Of Characters You've Ever Seen

Celebrating The Fact That Peter And His Dinklage Will Be Back On Our TVs In Just Five Short Days

You Can Do Side Bends Or Sit-Ups But Please Don't Lose That Butt. "Mad Men" Is Back

If The Botoxed Faces of Hollywood Starlets Could Betray Emotion, They'd Wince At The Striking Au Natural Beauty Of Cate Blanchett

"Justified" -- "Guy Walks Into A Bar": "Did That Go The Way You Rehearsed It?"

The First Look At Jonny Lee Miller's Sherlock Holmes: Are Those Eddie Vedder's Shredded Old Shirts Around Your Neck?

How Much Would You Pay To Fill Your TV Screen With Only The Images You Want?

Rock Out With Your Spandex-Clad Rack Out: How To Win WonderCon In 23 Easy Steps

George Clooney Gets Arrested For A Good Cause. Sorry Fellas, You'll Never Outsex Him Now.

Statistics Claims Chicks Don't Dig Beards. Lies. Damn Lies.

In A Very Particular Order: The 20 Most Arresting And Nightmarish Images Of Darren Aronofsky's Career

"Justified" -- "Loose Ends": "Harlan County Elections Ain't Over Until The Dead Have Voted"

Guess Which Sparkly Thing Was The Top-Earning Musical Act In 2011

Lohan Dyes Her Hair, Internet Forgets She's An Utter F*cking Waste Of Space And Talent

Ten Actors We Wish Were More Talented Than They Are

I'm Beginning To Forget What Johnny Depp's Actual Face Looks Like

"Justified" -- "Watching The Detectives": "It'll Be A Short And A Lonely Life"

Meet The Only Straight Girl In American Who Doesn't Want To Sleep With Jon Hamm

Everyone Loves A Lover: Your Favorite Famous People Getting Frisky

Gillian Jacobs As Catwoman? Meow.

New Hunger Games Footage Will Knock The Breakfast Right Out Of Your Mouth

Christina Hendricks Does The Hunger Games, Internet Catches Fire

A Ton Of New Images Reveal The 13 Reasons Why You'll Like The Hunger Games Film. Yes, You.

There Was ... A Mighty Duel: Our Favorite Physical Film Fights

"Justified" -- "The Man Behind The Curtain": "Hell Is Empty And All The Devils Are Here"

Good Deeds Review: Just Another Slice Of Sh*t Pie

The Only Thing Better Than The Distorted Cry Faces Of The Oscar Winners Are The Constipated Frozen Grins On The Losers

You Thought Jude Law Was Too Sexy To Play Watson? You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet.

Who Did It Better? 84th Annual Academy Awards Edition

That Really Awkward Photo That Made Brad Pitt Look Like David Spade

Whip Out Your Wands, J.K. Rowling To Write Something For The "Adult" Crowd

He May Not Win The Oscar, But Everyone Loves George

"Justified" -- "When The Guns Come Out": "You Know You're In Trouble When The Drums Stop."

Not Even Porn Mustaches And Greg Brady Hair Can Hide The Hotness Of Jon Hamm And Adam Scott

The 30 Reasons Why We'll Miss "Downton Abbey"

'This Means War' Review: Hollywood's Disappointing Valentine's Day Gift

More Than Just A Pretty Face: 14 TV Actors I'd Like To Take Behind The Middle School And Crack Jokes With

What? Is She Funny? Someone Please Explain The Keira Knightley Thing To Me.

Which Cast Aged The Best? My Money's On Those Kids From Bayside.

"Justified" -- "Thick As Mud": "Things Might Get Weird."

The Cast Of "Game Of Thrones". . .Undressed

This Valentine's Day, Watch Jennifer Aniston Rub Herself All Over Your Movie Boyfriend

The Long National Nightmare Continues, Lionsgate Hints At More Twilight

The Action Heroes Of Your Youth Are Now Swollen, Drugged-Out Man Babies

12 Adorable On-Screen Couples You Wish Were Real

The Best Films You Never Want To See Again

"Justified" -- "The Devil You Know": "Son, You Ain't Gonna Make It Back"

Think You Can Count The Number Of Nannies Beyoncé Hired On One Creepily Gloved Hand? Think Again.

Celebrating Thirteen Glorious, Boobtacular Years of Oscar Caliber Nerd Pandering

Hey Girl, What If You Could Have Ryan Gosling Any Time You Wanted And As Much As You Wanted?

The Woman In Black Review: The Deathly Hallways

In Which We Talk A Lot About Breasts. Not Just Christina Hendricks' Breasts. But Those Too.

"Justified" -- Harlan Roulette": "The Boots Aren't Made For Running"

Can You Name All The Pretty Pasty White Chicks On The Cover Of "Vanity Fair"?

25 Of TV And Film's Finest Villains Looking Downright Adorable

By Some Miracle, Scarlett Johansson's Chest Is Not The Highlight Of These New Avengers Photos

Discover How Evangeline Lilly And Her Hot Ass Plan To Ruin The Hobbit

This Is Exactly What I Predict You'll Look Like When You Listen To This Face-Meltingly Awesome Ron Swanson Rap

Worse Than Porn: The Most Embarrassing Movie You Own

"Justified" -- "Cut Ties": "You Have The Right To Remain Silent, So Long As You Can Stand The Pain."

You Wanna Screw And Eat Your Way To Extinction, America? Technology Is On Your Side.

If Your Sister Looked Like This, You Might Want To Bone Her Too

Like A Fine Wine: Women Who Only Got Better With Age

Anthony Mackie Demeans And Objectifies Ryan Gosling. And It's Delicious.

Watch Self-Proclaimed Penis Expert, Michael Fassbender, Identify Other Famous Hollywood Nudes

Zooey Deschanel: You Say Adork-able, I Say One Pot Of Boiling Water Away From Cooking Your Pets-able

"Justified"--"The Gunfighter"--"I See Them Long Hard Times To Come"

Notorious Multitasker George Lucas Simultaneously Promises To Retire And Sh*ts All Over Your Childhood...Again

Frosting Covered Images From Paul Rudd's New Film Will Give You Diabetes Of The Heart

Pajiba Love Up All Night

Who Did It Better? Madonna's Terrifyingly Smooshed Chest Edition Golden Globes Edition

Our Fourteen Favorite TV Moments

My Best Imitation Of Myself: TV And Film's Funniest Self-Satires

There's Something You Should Know About Kristen Bell's Body

Eat Something Sweet, Save The World

In A Shocking Turn Of Events The People's Choice Awards Make The Right Choice

"Saturday Night Live" Hires America's Dullest Leading Man To Host. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Just How Important Is Celebrity Nudity? Would You Watch A Movie On The Off Chance You Might See Amanda Seyfried Naked?

Emma Stone Does Her Best Baby Goose Impression. Fails Adorably.

Your Favorite Hollywood Star Adds "Entitled Blogger" To Her CV

The New Oscar Trailer Will Make You Long For James Franco In Drag

Dance Up On Me! The 10 TV Characters We'd Like To See More Of

Gwyneth Paltrow Officially Promises You Her Sh*t Does Not Stink

These Are The Most Important Faces Of 2011? Really?

Ain't That A Kick In The Rectum? The Best Literary Adaptations Of 2011

What Is Keeping Rachel McAdams From Full-Blown "America's Sweetheart" Status?

Which 2011 Films Did These Attractive Actors Pick As Their Favorites?

You Think A Fast Food Spokesman Can't Be Classy, Suave And Sexy? Ah, Then You've Severely Underestimated Clive Owen

Anne Hathaway Talks About The Bare Breasted Role That Inspired Her Catwoman

How, Against All Odds And Despite Wonderbread Levels Of Blandness, Is Jessica Biel Still A Thing?

Robert Downey Jr., You Can Talk About Kittens All You Want, It Won't Erase The Pain Of Iron Man 2

Tintin Review: A Rip-Roaring Adventure In The Uncanny Valley

Shame Review: Pornography Of Pain

For Christmas I Got You A Sweet Lullaby About Children Killing Each Other. You're Welcome.

"American Horror Story"--"Afterbirth"--Ryan Murphy Wriggled Into That Gimp Suit And F*cked Us. Truthfully? We Liked it.

Harrison Ford Joins Ender's Game. Maybe A New Franchise Will Convince Him To Hang Up The Whip For Good.

Hollywood's Hottest Jews: Some People Are Just A Little More "Chosen" Than Others.

Conan O'Brien Puts The "AH!" In Hanukkah With His Human Centipede Menorah

Lars Von Trier Promises Us Skarsgard Penis. Relax, Ladies, Wrong One.

The Best On-Screen Couples Of 2011

Who Wouldn't Want To Be The Meat In This Insanely Dapper British Sandwich?

We're Never Going Back. 8 Sh*tty "Lost" Knock-Offs

Say Goodbye To These! Karen Gillan Is Leaving "Doctor Who"

"American Horror Story" -- "Birth" -- "Tate, You Are The Darkness"

Today In As-You-Wish Fulfillment: Paul Rudd Is Playing Wesley In The Princess Bride

Oh You Thought You Couldn't Love Matt Damon More? Fool.

In The First Official Photos From The Great Gatsby They Photoshopped Ten Pounds Of Bloat Off DiCaprio's Face

Have Gimp Suit, Will Travel: The 9 Best Guest Stars Of The Fall Season

Ryan Gosling Grows Weary Of Your Adoration.

Was "Community" All Just A Fever Dream?

"Revenge" -- "Loyalty" -- Emily Knows Kung Fu!

"American Horror Story" -- "Smoldering Children" -- She Met With A Violet End

Rumor Has It Ryan Murphy Tortures Those "Glee" Kids. Rumor Has It Ryan Murphy Is Kind Of My Hero.

10 Stereotype Bustin' TV Characters

Clooney Gives You His Best Muppet Face And A Belated "Community" Treat

You Bleeding Heart, Namby Pamby, Liberal Douchebags Sure Do Like Some Sh*tty TV

You Uptight, Puritanical Right Wing Tight *sses Are Missing Out On Some Awesome Television

Ben Stiller To Get His Unfunny Monkey Paws All Over One Of England's Finest Exports

"Mad Men" Better Get Back On The Air Soon. I'm Running Out Of Excuses To Post Christina Hendricks' Rack.

So, Tom Cruise Lost All His Sex Appeal In Oprah's Couch Cushions, Right?

"American Horror Story" -- "Spooky Little Girl": He's Gonna Want A Little More Bang For His Buck

Really? You Again? TV's Most Valuable Players

Please Let It Be For A Role, Please Let It Be For A Role: The Unexpected Sad Keanu-ing Of Ben Affleck

A Double Dose Of Daniel Craig: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Photos And Sh*t Talking The Kardashians

10 Netflix Instant Watch Series To Get You Through Rerun Season

Eight Cinematic Black Sheep To Make You Feel Better About Your Holiday

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Hugo: The Most Charming Film History Lesson You'll Ever Learn

The Jon Hamm Problem: You Can't Be Handsome And Funny. Pick One.

Ewan McGregor Brings His Patented Brand Of Cheeky, Bashful Eye F*cking To Your TV

Hugh Grant Drops The Stammer To Strike A Blow At The Paparazzi

Funny Women Can't Be Hot? You Bet Sofia Vergara's Sweet *ss They Can.

Mila Kunis: Manic Sexy Dream Girl

Demi And Ashton Get Divorced. Aw, I Guess Douchebags Aren't Forever.

Scarlett Johansson Wants To Direct. Because Of Course She Does.

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"Revenge" And "American Horror Story": It's All Fun And Games Until Somebody Loses A Penis

I'm Sick And Tired Of These Motherf*cking *ssholes On My Motherf*cking TV

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Pixar Helps Us Heal As The Long National Culture Rape Known As Twilight Comes To A Close

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McGregor, McHale and Fassbender? Stop Digging, You've Hit Shit-Eating Grin Gold.

Ten Of Television's Best One-Season Big Bads

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Guilty Pleasure TV Round Up: "American Horror Story" vs. "Revenge"

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21 Mustaches To Make Your Upper Lip Twitch

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The Highest Grossing Actor In Show Business? You're DAMN Right.

Baby We Were Born To Run: Top Ten Favorite Couples On The Lam

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Christina Hendricks Continues Her Campaign For Most Perfect Woman Ever. This Time With Scotch.

I Wouldn't Mind The Probing: The 20 Sexiest Aliens Of Film And Television

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Scarlett Johansson: Terrible Actress Or Evil Genius Who Also Happens To Be A Terrible Actress?

A Case Study In Hotness: Exploding Ovary Edition

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8 Great Actors That Personify Manliness

Mr. Spock Is Gay? No Sh*t.

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12 Truly Crappy Follow-Ups To An Oscar Win

Keanu Reeves In A Classic Robert De Niro Role? Whoa.

The Ten Most Pirated Films Of All Time. Only One Contains Actual Pirates.

The 9 TV Actors Who Were Never Supposed To Leave Their Castmates In The Dust

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Princess Bride Cast Reunion: Apparently True Love Means Matching Haircuts

11 TV Actors Who Have What It Takes To Make It On The Big Screen

Eva Mendes, The Chick Who Laid The Golden Goose

A Case Study In Hotness: Perfect Ten Edition

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We Know You Can Do Better. 9 Actors Who Have Chosen To Slum It.

Too Sexy To Die: 10 Characters Who Were Saved By Their Sex Appeal

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Are You Kidding Me? I'd Watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt Shave A Dog.

Finally, A James Bond Actor I Could Get Behind. . . Or Under

A Case Study In Hotness: Dream Girl Edition

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We Can't Miss You If You Never Go The F*ck Away: The Hardest Working Actors In Show Business

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"Revenge," It Turns Out, Is A Dish Best Served Hot. Like, Supremely Smoking Hot.

They Can't All Be Selleck: 10 Actors Who Should Never Attempt A Mustache

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There Goes My Hero, She's Ordinary: Four Kickass Babes Who Could Wipe The Self-Pitying Simper Off Sarah Jessica Parker's Face

The Nation Asked Christina Hendricks To Put Her Rack Away And, Tragically, She Did

What A Way To Go: Film And Television's Ten Deadliest Catches

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The Seven Musicians Turned Actors That Don't Make Me Want To Hurl A Boombox Playing Peter Gabriel At The Screen

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Caution, Curves Ahead: Which Version Of These TV Women Do You Prefer?

In Which Tom Hardy Flexes Muscles You've Never Even Heard Of

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A Case Study In Hotness: TV's New "It" Girl Edition

The Enemy Of My Enemy Is Still My Enemy

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11 Reasons Why I'm Holding Out Hope That The Eddie Murphy Oscars Won't Be One Massive, Fat Suited Ratnerf*cking

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English, Motherf*cker, Do You Speak It? What You Miss When You Wait For The American Remake.

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The Sooner You Accept Adele As Your Overlord and Mistress, The Easier Things Will Be For You

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Which Of These TV Casts Would You Let Wrinkle Your Linens?

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Even When Matt Damon Angrily Swears I Just Want To Hug Him

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Intergalactic Nip Slip! I Keep Thinking Tim Riggins Is Wearing Fancy Space Overalls

What In The Name Of Sanity Have You Got On Your Head? Film's Most Ridiculous Hats, Wigs and Helms.

Why Was I Rooting For Japan? Because Of The Tsunami, You Monsters.

Forget The Pasty Abs And The Terrible Accents, This Here Is The Real Reason To Watch "True Blood"

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Is That Supposed To Be Cute? Totally Unlovable Love Interests

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You Say Sissy I Say Sexy: The 16 Best Uses Of Guyliner

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USA! USA! 50 Come Hither Looks That Will Make You Proud To Be An American

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Out Of The Mouths Of Total Babes: Film's Finest Foul-Mouthed Femmes

Oooooohhhhh, Canada: The Eleven Sexiest Canadians of Film And Television

The 12 Movies We Love With All Of Our Bacon-Clogged Hearts, You Know, Despite Ourselves

Don't You Dare Call Gwyneth Untalented. It Takes Loads Of Talent To Look That Unsexy.

How Dare England's Real Royal Couple Get Married In A Private, Discreet Ceremony? Will No One Think Of The Hats??!

If Kunis and Portman Both Wanted To Make A Film About Casual Sex This Year, Why Couldn't It Be With Each Other?

For His Birthday I Gave John Cusack My Heart. I Gave Him My Heart And He Gave Me Hot Tub Time Machine

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The Fictional Character I Would Most Want To Get Sh*tfaced With? Well I Think It Should Be Obvious

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Aging In Film: When Your Character Looks Like Country-Fried Gollum You've Gone Too Far

Three More Years of Don Draper And "Mad Men"? Does That Mean We Get Disco Hamm?!?!

Wait, Even Spielberg Hates Megan Fox? Sh*t, Girl, You're Screwed.

Caught With Your Pants Down? Don't Worry, Hollywood Has You Covered

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Christian Bale: A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Gross

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Conan Drops Some Wisdom On The Dartmouth Kids, Neglects To Explain Why He Stupidly Shaved His Beard

Is Christina Hendricks' Dress Too Tight Or Just Perfect? Come On, Guys, Grow Up, It's Obviously Both.

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Hey, Smith Family, You Know That "Mold Your Child In Your Image" Is Not Meant To Be Taken Literally. Right? RIGHT?!

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I Didn't Start Singing "Leather and Lace" When I Saw This Photo. You Can't Prove It.

Good News! Megan Fox May Not Be As Gross As We Thought!

Upon Closer Inspection. . .On Second Thought, No, F*ck You, No Thank You, Not Today.

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There Are Two Rapture-Related Links In Here And Then I'm Done. Swearsies. Until The Next One.

Ryan Gosling Asks Us To Imagine What It Would Be Like To Share A Bed With Him. Way Ahead Of You, Baby Goose.

The Only 12 People On The 2011 Forbes Celebrity 100 List I Wouldn't Kick In The Taint

Ginnifer Goodwin, You're Cute, Now Stop Making Movies That Inspire Me To Claw My Soul Out Of My Body

The Seven Disney Villains Tim Burton Should Consider Now That He's Dumped Angelina Jolie's Maleficent.

Short, Pale Brunettes Despair, Leonardo DiCaprio Cements His "Type" With New Blonde Amazon

New Album Attempts To Pry Norah Jones From The Sticky, Syrupy Embrace of Starbucks Music

The Wan and Pasty-Faced Actors Best Suited To Help Run This Vampire Craze All The Way Into The Ground

Tom Hanks Had Major Chemistry With A Volleyball, What Makes You Think Julia Will Present Any Sort Of A Challenge?

You Say Homance, I Say Towanda. Tomato, Fried Green Tomahto.

Say Goodbye To These, Leo!

We've Got Sexy Photos of Jon Hamm Here. Let The Rivers Of Drool Wash Your Soul Clean.

Rocking Out Without Your Boobs Out: In Praise Of TV's Non-Sexualized Female Characters

Don't Try Your Nazi Charm On Me, Fassbender. If This Is True, We're Through.

Don't Worry Geeks, You're No Longer Freaks. Unless, Of Course, You're A Girl.

Sick Of Schwarzenegger News? Disinterested Now That He's Not Governor? Maria Shriver Is With You.

The All-Girl Assassin Squad I Would Assemble To Knock Some Sense Into Those "Sucker Punch" Floozies

There's A Shortage Of Perfect Breasts In This World, It Would Be A Pity To Damage Yours

Adrien Brody If You Could Dial The Douche Back To 11, This Imaginary Relationship Can Continue Apace

¡Feliz Cinco De Mayo, Gael García Bernal! Bésame Mucho, Tú Eres Mexicaliente.

Too Cute To Die: Film and Television's Saddest Sacrifices

Celebrate May The Fourth, Smooch A Stranger. She Might Just Be The Sister You've Been Looking For. . .Or A Droid. It's A Toss Up.

In Honor Of Our Favorite Ginger's Birthday We Dispel The Myth That Blondes Have More Fun

Was This The Face That Launched A Thousand Ships? No, But She Did Go Topless In The Towers Of Illium.

One May Smile, And Smile, And Be A Villain: Cinema's Most Charming Creeps

Bless You, Obama, I Thought My Days Of Feeling As Patriotic As A Fancy Bear Atop Abraham Lincoln Were Over

Slept Through The Wedding. . .What Did I Miss? Oh Sweet Sassy Molassy.

After These Disturbing Messages, We'll Be Right Back: Commercials That Make Your Blood Boil

The 10 Current TV Characters With Whom I Would Most Like To Engage In A Round Of "Whither The Salami?"

Pajiba Royal Wedding Drinking Game Rule #7: Drain Your Glass If You See A Corgi In A Hat

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Apparently I Get Off On Foul-Mouthed Actors Because This Bettany Interview Is The Hottest Thing This Side Of Naked Chaucer

In Honor Of Boobquake: Rack 'Em Up, Voting The Best Boobs In The Biz

How To Go From Random Hot Actress To My Personal Hero In Five Tweets Or Less

Pajiba's First Annual Woodie Awards

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Peter Jackson's First Set Video And The Ten Most Hobbity-Faced Actors To Have Never Played Hobbit

Bad News, Nannies, Brad and Angie Don't Care If You Can Sew Lederhosen Out Of Curtains

I Would Do Anything For Love, But, Um, Ew, No, Not That

Listen, Gaga, I Love You, But When You Claim To Be An Original, You Just Sound, Well, Dumb

Once Again CGI Ruins Everything: The First Five Minutes Of Spielberg's "Falling Skies"

Evan Rachel Wood And Her Vitamin C Hair Threaten To Marry My Girl Crush

Joss Whedon Talks "Dr. Horrible" Sequel And Gives Me An Excuse To Post Photos Of Nathan Fillion's Inner Thigh

Nicolas Cage Gets Arrested For Losing His Sh*t? Don't Say We Didn't Warn You.

Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks People Are Jealous of Her Work Ethic. Yes, Honey, Stop Working So Hard At Making Me Dislike You.

Hey Girls, Don't Like Icky Sword Fighting? The NYT Says There's Enough Sex In "Game Of Thrones" To Keep Our Teeny Female Brains Entertained.

Want To Watch HBO's "Game Of Thrones" But Haven't Read The Books? Don't Worry, We Can Help. A Guide To Recognizing Your Bearded White Dudes.

There Goes My Hero, He's Homophobic

See That Face? Not Hers, His. That Face Is Why You Won't Be Getting Laid Tonight.

Ashton Kutcher Even Manages To F*ck Up Altruism. Good Job, Kelso, You Dumbass.

Are You Pretty? I Can't Tell Under All That F*cking Slap: Five "Dewy-Faced" Starlets In Need Of A Makeup Intervention.

Finally, A Pajiba Love Header Photo That Attempts To Cater To Everyone All At Once. How'd We Do?

Seriously, Tom Cruise, A Fat Suit? 14 Recent Supporting Characters I'd Rather See Get Their Own Film.

That Monster Taylor Swift Gets Away With Murdering One Of My Favorite Songs. Where's The Justice? AAATTIICCCAAAA!

Everything You Need To Know To Start Watching "Doctor Who" Right Now

Julianne Moore Describes Working With Colin Firth And My Crush Grew Three Sizes This Day. On Him. Not Her. Well Both.

Daydream Nation Trailer: Manufactured Whimsy, Counterfeit Comedy And The Art Of Film Trailer Manipulation

No Need To Try So Hard, January Jones, I Already Dislike You

Wait, Seriously? That Was Him? Film's Greatest Chameleon.

Dear "Glee," Why Must You Suck At Everything? Ten Better Ways To Stereotype.

Which Would You Prefer In Your Rom Coms? More Blood Or More Helen Mirren? What If You Didn't Have To Choose?

When Bad Marketing Happens To Good People. Oh, Neil Patrick Harris, Why?

You People Are The Sickest People We Know. . .and We Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way

The First and Only Time You Will Ever Rejoice at This Phrase: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Taylor Hicks!"

WonderCon 2011: "Karen's Legs Are Impossible." Neil Gaiman Talks "Doctor Who"

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The Best Uses of Poetry? Let Me Count The Ways.

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This Chick Packs More Of A Punch Than All Of Zack Snyder's Baby Dolls Combined

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Oh, Freida Pinto, You Should Have Stuck With That Yellow Scarf

Rihanna Appears On The Cover Of Rolling Stone Wearing More Hair Than Clothes. I Am Fine With This.

Twelve Television Characters We Hate. It's Probably Not Their Fault.

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Reese Witherspoon Excludes Ryan Phillippe From Her Wedding Thereby Saving Her Bridesmaids From Hours Of Grab Ass

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There Are Plenty of Faces That Could Use A Good Photoshoppin' But This Ain't One Of Them

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Claire Danes Comes Out In Support of Plastic Surgery. Well, This Photo Makes A Lot More Sense Now.

A Case Study In Hotness: Mutant Edition

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Justin Timberlake Makes A Big Mistake. Huge.

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Oh, Mike Huckabee, By Attacking Natalie Portman You're Making Me Accept Her As A Feminist Role Model. Don't Wanna.

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Dear Charlie Sheen, Allow Me To Define "Winning" and "Goddesses" For You. Sincerely, Paul Rudd.

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