This Andy Dwyer Looking Motherf*cker Dedicates "I Will Always Love You" To His Mom, Tears The Roof Off The Joint

This kid, Josh Weathers? This is exactly what I would imagine would spring forth from a night of steamy passion between Chris Pratt’s “Parks And Recreation” character and Blake Shelton. You’re quite welcome for that visual, folks. So after a Southern-fried intro and an amazing mini-medley of songs from The Bodyguard soundtrack, Weathers launches into a barn-burning, soul-stirring rendition of “I Will Always Love You” which he dedicates to his mom. Now we all know that “I Will Always Love You” was originally performed by Dolly Parton in the world’s most amazingly prostitutional musical, The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, but Weathers is obviously doing Whitney’s version. I’ll let Jean-Ralphio prepare you for what you’re about to see.

Fling your undergarments with a bit of decorum, please.