The Outlaw Hoedown In Robin Hood
Because you can’t beat that soundtrack and I’ve always wondered what it would be like to get down with a genuine vixen like Maid Marian.
Huntington Hills High School Graduation Party In Can’t Hardly Wait
Because a band like Love Burger shouldn’t be missed. But don’t drink the beer. The beer has gone bad.
The Best House Party Topeka Has Ever Seen Almost Famous
Because there’s acid in the red cups. But forget roof diving, I want to see that kid feed a mouse to his snake.
Hamilton University Frat Party In Teen Wolf Too
Because it’s not every day you see a werewolf in a shiny suit singing the hell out of a song by The Countours.
Bilbo Baggins’ 111th Birthday Party In Fellowship Of The Ring
Because, you Fool of a Took, Gandalf’s smoke rings are one thing, but his fireworks are a whole different story.
Jules’ House Party From Superbad
Because even McLovin got some.
That Party In The Valley From Clueless
Because once, just once, I’d like to roll with the homies.
The Pemberly Press Holiday Party In Bridget Jones Diary
Because if your co-worker committed social karaoke suicide, you’d want to be there to see it.
The Enchantment Under The Sea Dance From Back To The Future
Because here’s that new sound you’ve been looking for.
Ben And Leslie’s Reception From Parks And Recreation
Because Snake Juice night might have been more fun, but this party would feel like one long hug.
The Lee High School End Of Year Kegger From Dazed And Confused
Because you wish the people you went to high school looked like this. Alright, alright.
The Delta Tau Chi Toga Party From Animal House
Because John Belushi is the second sexiest thing in a toga. The first being…
The Party At Holly Golightly’s In Breakfast At Tiffany’s
Because have you ever seen anything more glamorous in your life?
The Party Below Deck In Titanic
Because sometimes you don’t want glamour. Sometimes you want Gaelic Storm and pints of beer.
The Magic Box Halloween Back From Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Because how exactly does one play “shiver me timbers?”
Party At Wyatt’s From Weird Science
Because any night that involves underwear on your head is a good one.
The Weekend Hunting Party At Sir William’s Gosford Park
Because, well, barring the murder part it looks like jolly good fun. Providing you’re upstairs and not downstairs. Also, you could say you got to see Maggie Smith do her Dowager Countess thing before it was cool.
Joan’s Going Away Party On Mad Men
Because at least you’d have a better time than that guy.
Julie Powers’ *&%!ing House Party From Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Because even the most devout Pilgrim hater would enjoy watching Scott get shut down here. The rest of us could hang out with Kim Pine and Wallace Wells.
Lindsey Weir’s First Kegger From Freaks And Geeks
Because the only thing more fun than watching everyone else pretend to be drunk is watching Bill Haverchuck actually get drunk.
Any Party At Nick And Nora’s From The Thin Man
Because it is guaranteed that you won’t be the drunkest person in the room.