5 Steps To Actually Enjoying A Miley Cyrus Song

STEP ONE: Keep your tongue in your head.

STEP TWO: Keep your clothes on your body.

STEP THREE: Leave Terry Richardson out of it. Entirely.

STEP FOUR: Don’t molest the construction equipment. People need that stuff. For constructing things.

STEP FIVE: Leave Miley Cyrus out of it. Entirely.