Not content to merely head-butt the general public with his Twitter shenanigans and general fug of douchebaggery, Shia LaBeouf fully assaulted a stranger in a bar in South London. Did the stranger have it coming? Oh who the hell knows? But if we had to guess, we don’t imagine Shia was just sitting there minding his own business. His Royal Beoufness isn’t exactly the shy, retiring type these days. Except for the part where he’s literally supposed to be retiring. Well done, brah.