Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Joanna Robinson | Lists | October 30, 2013
Just in time for Halloween, CNN printed a story that will strike fear into the hearts of millions: the world is running low on wine. LOCK UP YOUR CELLARS. According to reports: “Global production fell by more than 5% last year - to its lowest level since the 1960s - primarily due to bad weather in France and Argentina.” This. Shall. Not. Stand. I demand we find out who is responsible and since I can’t burn the weather in effigy I’ll hold these assholes accountable. STOP DRINKING ALL THE DAMN WINE, PEOPLE. Don’t you know we’re running low?
Skyler White (that b*tch)
Cersei Lannister
The Crane Boys
Olivia Pope
Neal Caffrey
Dr. Lahiri
Dr. Torres
Tyrion Lannister
Liz Lemon
Penny
And…Most Of All…The Cul-De-Sac Crew
