Kirk Cameron Calls The Grammy Awards "An Assault On The Traditional Family." Nice One, Seaver.
What part in particular of last night’s sweaty Sodom and Gomorrah is Kirk Cameron talking about? Was it the near constant helmet-ing?
The awkward Perry and Thrusting?
Oh, no, it’s GOT to be the Beyonce Fosse. Right? That MUST be the affront.
No, dummies, of course, it was the endearing rendition of “Same Love” by Macklemore And Ryan Lewis that got Cameron’s Turn ‘n Burn knickers in a twist. As you no doubt already heard (or saw) several same sex couples got married during the performance.
Alright so if Cameron, a devout (some might say zealous) Christian, took to his Facebook pulpit to denounce the Grammy Awards. What profound wisdom did good old Mike Seaver have in store for us?
a) Is that “thick and dark” line sentence aimed at Robin Thicke aka legit spawn of Alan Thicke aka Dr. Jason Seaver? OH NO YOU DIDN’T, CAMERON. b) That (dubious) shade aside let’s all smirk and sneer at Cameron’s sham piety cum shameless self-promotion. This is how you sell your movie, Cameron? By stirring up hatred for others? Yeah, that sounds about right.
(gifs via Chet Manley)