23 Reasons Why We Won't Miss That B*tch, Skyler White

By Joanna Robinson and Sarah Carlson | Lists | September 28, 2013 |

By Joanna Robinson and Sarah Carlson | Lists | September 28, 2013 |

Because She Never Showed Walt Any Affection Whatsoever.

Because She Gave Walt A Hard Time Right From The Start And For No Reason

When He Never Gave Her Any Cause To Worry

Or Kept Anything From Her

Because She Was Always Harassing Him About Money

Because She Withheld Sex From Him. That Frigid Cow.

Because I Mean He Was Almost There For The Birth Of His Baby. That Counts, Right?

Because She Gave Ted All Of Walt’s Hard Earned Money Just Cuz She Felt Like It

Because She Selfishly Turned Her Kids Against Their Father The First Chance She Got

Because She Cheated On Her Poor, Innocent, Sick Husband

When He Would NEVER

Because She Thinks She’s So Damn Perfect

And She Always Thinks She’s Right.

Because She Smoked When She Was Pregnant That One Time. What A Sh*tty Mom.

Because, Face It, She Gets Off On That Life Of Crime

Because She’s Really Dumb And, Frankly, Kinda Slutty

BECAUSE SHE CANNOT EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FROZEN YOGURT AND ICE CREAM. Even Todd Knows The Difference, Skyler.

Because She’s Kinda Ugly

You Can Tell No One In The Cast Even Likes Her

Because She Should Be Grateful For Everything Walt Has Done For This Family

Thank God Walt Finally Told Her Off

She Had It Coming

B*tch.